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Author has written 1 story for Naruto, and Sonny.

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Birthday: August 19

Gender: Male

Likes: Godlike people, video games, manga, martial arts, Sonny 1 and 2, Tobuscus, guns, nice and intelligent girls, pizza, shades, hats, being Asian, and Manny Pacquiao.

Dislikes: Arrogant pricks, making mistakes, letting people down, failing, and being Asian (I think you can guess why).

I'm just another dude who tries to make an attempt to make fanfiction only to fail diasterously. I would love to worship the Log, but I'm too lazy to bow my head in prayer. I'm new to writing, so don't be surprised if my fanfics lack in many aspects.

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"Ba-da-do-do-doo-do-do-do-doo SUBSCRIBE!" - Tobuscus (MOST AWESOME DUDE ON YOUTUBE. LONG LIVE TOBYTURNER!)

Bad guitar chord* "F*k, SHUT UP!" - Tobuscus

"Love should never be forbidden. Love is what makes us complete inside. Without it we are only half of what we could be." Uzumaki Kushina.


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Month 1:

Mommy,
I am only 8 inches long,
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat,
is my favorite lullaby.

Month 2:

Mommy,
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me,
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month 3:

You know what Mommy?
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
and I cry with you too, even though,
you can't hear me.

Month 4:

Mommy,
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine,
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes,
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month 5:

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month 6:

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month 7:

Mommy.
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every abortion is just ...

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.


100 Rules of Anime

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural
phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original
intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that
explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope
that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good
chuckle.

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is
thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
* Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit
the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud
sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust
equals constant velocity.

#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a
mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects
known to human science.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and
lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of
two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out
affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human
existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. *NOTE: Sometimes, Anime
heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg
and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.

#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...
regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they
don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is
attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are
depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color
(usually red or white).

#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a
"Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3
different angles.

#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to
human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities,
sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly
referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because
of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the
Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any
object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also
known as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one *EVER* runs out of ammunition. That is of
course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form
of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the
"Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot
decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a
drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and
several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle
of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they will
hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds,
the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a
single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it is
in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm,
which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving,
firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex
martial arts maneuvers.
*Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he
will hit.

#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The
Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs
to get out more.)

#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,
sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at
least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not
unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. *Also, acid has been known to work
just as well...

#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and
large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped
and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a
song.
First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes
up against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little
things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost
twice as annoying.

#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,
either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy".
First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb
Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line
Effect)
Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American
translators are the American editors and censors.
*Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome
"Good Guys".

#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly
proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
1) be female.
2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.
3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of
destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and
used as a last resort.

#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate
a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of
martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing
aura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This is
attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are
hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is
considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or
explanation.

#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and
can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical
abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s
hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of
whether it is socially or meteorologicallyappropriate. Any female with an excessive
amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off
somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes,
then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the
Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably
wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant to
extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearer
invulnerable to any form of damage.
*Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero is
indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows,
or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice
attack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of
Anime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,
playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple"
things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so
on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36- Law of QuintupularAgglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good
Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic
positions, which are:
1) The Hero/Leader
2) His Girlfriend
3) His Best Friend/Rival
4) A Hulking Brute
5) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
1) Extreme Coolness
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible Irritation

#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an
extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from
which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious
dimension is commonly called "Malletspace".
First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a
heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is
because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released
at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in
the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are
actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is
because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the
back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat
gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely
proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the
less you get and vice-versa.
First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real
world...

#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get
erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current
theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see
Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush
along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal
swords, if not sharper.

#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it
done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.

#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a
martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the
transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to
interrupt it.

#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy
mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (>Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave
Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
look.
A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto [OVA] have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot
couldn’t get a date despite [or because of] their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
*(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. *(see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will *always* be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. *(see Laws # 37, 49, and
65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws [e.g., slowdown and
exposition]),
Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. *(see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
possible.
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might havea tight and/or sensitive
vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko
Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.

Created by Insane Advocate and his two friends. Aswell as various internet sources


Loveless

Prologue (Poem)
When the war of the beasts brings about the world's end
The goddess descends from the sky
Wings of light and dark spread afar
She guides us to bliss, her gift everlasting

Act I (Poem)
Infinite in mystery is the gift of the goddess
We seek it thus, and take to the sky
Ripples form on the water's surface
The wandering soul knows no rest.

Act II (Poem)
There is no hate, only joy
For you are beloved by the goddess
Hero of the dawn, Healer of worlds

Dreams of the morrow hath the shattered soul
Pride is lost
Wings stripped away, the end is nigh

Act III (Poem)
My friend, do you fly away now?
To a world that abhors you and I?
All that awaits you is a somber morrow
No matter where the winds may blow

My friend, your desire
Is the bringer of life, the gift of the goddess

Even if the morrow is barren of promises
Nothing shall forestall my return

Act IV (Poem)
My friend, the fates are cruel
There are no dreams, no honor remains
The arrow has left the bow of the goddess

My soul, corrupted by vengeance
Hath endured torment, to find the end of the journey
In my own salvation
And your eternal slumber

Legend shall speak
Of sacrifice at world's end
The wind sails over the water's surface
Quietly, but surely

Act V (Poem)
Even if the morrow is barren of promises
Nothing shall forestall my return
To become the dew that quenches the land
To spare the sands, the seas, the skies
I offer thee this silent sacrifice


I'm Sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'


This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.


Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elmtrees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart.


It's not a comic book, it's "Manga"
It's not a cartoon, it's "Anime"
It's not homosexual, it's "Yaoi"
It's not lesbian, it's "Yuri"
It's not erotic, it's "Ecchi"
It's not pedophile, it's "Lolicon"
It's not gay, it's "Shonen-ai"
It's not slutty, it's "Fan Service"
It's not a costume, it's "Cosplay"
It's not a dating show, it's a "Harem"
It's not a fetish, it's "Moe"
It's not a bipolar girl, it's "Tsundere"
It's not a drawing, it's "Doujinshi"
It's not schizophrenic girl, it's "Yandere"
It's not Chinese, it's "Japanese"
It's not Chinese animation, it's "Japanimation"
Most Importantly... I'm not a geek, i'm an "Otaku."
If you are a Proud Otaku, like this, and post it on your wall.

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Halo Reach: An Unexpected Alliance by Christian Knight reviews
Noble Team has been tasked to defend Reach to their last breath from invading Covenant forces, an impossible mission. But can the meeting between a female Sangheili and Noble Six change the course of the battle and more importantly, the universe? Male Human X Female Elite (I do not own the image, I'm just borrowing it)
Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 236,553 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 12/8/2013 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, OC
Naruto of the Saiyans by VFSNAKE reviews
Bardock is about to die, but a dimensional rift when the Yondaime summons the Shinigami pulls him into the Naruto World, and onto Kyuubi's back moments before the sealing. Goku may redeem the Saiyans, but Naruto will make them be reborn, and in his image.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 74,382 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 2,053 - Follows: 1,779 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Bardock, Naruto U.
Die Another Day by NeonZangetsu reviews
Death has a funny way of coming back to bite you when you least expect it. Having lost the fourth shinobi war, Uzumaki Naruto is content to do just that; to die and pass on to the afterlife. Unfortunately, the Shinigami has other plans for him. Plans that involve righting the wrongs of the past, restoring a broken clan to power and creating a family all his own. Narutoxharem!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 147,558 - Reviews: 2648 - Favs: 4,992 - Follows: 5,240 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Mikoto U., Kushina U.
Books by Angelada reviews
"Have you read all the books here?" /"Hermaeus Mora is the patron of information and memory, the keeper of knowledge in its entirety. Apocrypha is an endless library, I have spent lifetimes here!"- Miraak was going to find out just how serious The Dragonborn was about books. And just how far she was willing to go for those that captured her interest.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,144 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Miraak
Curing Kurama by Raptorcloak reviews
When a dying Tobi infects Naruto, Kurama goes feral and vicious inside our blonde hero. Now, only a gathering of lovely ladies hold the cure to getting both Naruto and Kurama back to normal. Harem of 51: featuring Samui, Shizuka, Hinata, Ino, Hokuto, Hotaru, and much more. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,827 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Naruto U.
No Fun? by QuatresNuku reviews
Kiriko over hears Shinnosuke telling Gou that she was no fun. Well, she will show him just how much fun she can be.
Kamen Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/5 - Complete
Kamen Rider Hibiki: The Midnight Oni by Kamen Rider Super-Fan reviews
During a middle school camping trip, Yu Narukami was saved by Hibiki, after that he now has to protect Yasoinaba while solving the mystery of the Midnight Channel and he looks for a killer AND fights off an old enemy of the Oni.
Crossover - Kamen Rider & Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,222 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/1
Betrayed and Forgotten by Rian DaHart reviews
After returning from a six month long quest, Percy finds Annabeth cheating on him and the camp abandoning him. Exiled, he forms a group of like-fated demigods called the Rangers. What will become of the young Chief and his new family? Will he love again? Percy/Zoe
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,986 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Percy J., Zoë N.
Destiny of the Voidwalker by Ornstein the Dragon Slayer reviews
Warlocks, one of the many types of Guardians granted power by the Traveler that are tasked with fighting back the Darkness that threaten their existence is a boy from the lands thought lost to humanity. Alongside the Guardians he fights back and retake what is rightfully theirs. Their destiny awaits them, waiting for them to claim it.
Crossover - Naruto & Destiny - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,230 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Naruto U.
Naruto Dragon Ascendant by Freedom Guard reviews
Orochimaru thought that using the seal would disrupt the Kyuubi's chakra and render Naruto weak and helpless in the Forest of Death in the Chuunin Exams...little did he realize that in Naruto lies a dormant power...older than all the Kekkai Genkai. Story is now in the ice box, will thaw it when non Naruto stories are updated to my satisfaction.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 187,964 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 1,601 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Naruto U.
The Circus Girl and Her Fan by Kyuubi16 reviews
Circus Girl Ty Lee meets her biggest fan. A boy with spiky hair of an unusual shade. Just a sweet and simple oneshot between Naruto and Ty Lee.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 6/20/2011 - [Naruto U., Ty Lee] - Complete
Naruto: Down the Rabbit Hole! by xNamikazeKyuubix reviews
Ōtsutsuki Kaguya was a misunderstood individual, her intentions were misread and she was mistakenly labelled as a villain without a chance to explain. Bitter and angry, she retaliated against the world. However along came our favourite blond-haired protagonist, what if Naruto were to give her the chance that nobody else had? Naruto x Kaguya! One-Shot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,338 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 277 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kaguya O. - Complete
Melody of Love by polarbear257 reviews
Tayuya awakes in Konoha hospital with no idea how she got there. There she meets Naruto for a second time and finds out she'll be living with him after she makes a comment about Tsunade's age, what will follow?. Naruto also managed to bring back Sasuke but will that create more problems then it solves? Rated M for Language, Violence and my attempt at Romance: Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,313 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Naruto The Marine by BloodRedSword23 reviews
The night of the sealing, Naruto was transported to the USA, eventually he found a purpose, but what will happen when he goes home? Don't like don't read
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 118,419 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
The Blue-Eyed Fox by RyoshiMorino reviews
Scrapped: Being Re-Written As Seeing Red.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 140,884 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,852 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 8/24/2013 - [Naruto U., Tayuya]
Seishin by Jeneva Mehr reviews
Naruto is becoming Hokage during the 4th Shinobi war. Sakura refuses his adavances and he is pressured with the task of bringing peace to the world while trying to combat the mistakes of the past. When he meets a civilian woman his world begins to balance but how long will it be before his family is stolen from him again? Naruto and OC Kaori Hayashi. Enjoy and review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 110,083 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Naruto U., OC - Complete
Chronicles of My Shinobi's Way by Naruto6023 reviews
What if during the second part of Chunin Exams when Orochimaru & Team 7 fought, Itachi & Kisame interfered? What if it was a plan all along to awaken Naruto's bloodline? How great the consequences would be? NarutoxHarem Warning-Incest!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 429,134 - Reviews: 4553 - Favs: 4,993 - Follows: 4,165 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U.
Silver Lion's Pride by Dregus reviews
To a Lion, its Pride is everything. Naruto, the Silver Lion of Konoha does not have one. But, what happens when Kushina and Mikoto, tired of a very neglectful Minato and bastard Fugaku do when they leave for a long term mission? Two shot, and my first lemon ever!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,584 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 725 - Published: 6/26/2014 - [Naruto U., Kushina U., Mikoto U.]
Blessing in Disguise by SoulElixir reviews
The new MMORPG, Sword Art Online, has excited many people. Riku Hatsake is no different. However, the difference between them and him are the reasons. Riku uses Gaming, not for entertainment, but as an excuse to escape real life. The SAO trap exposes a risk of death which frightens many. But, is this death trap a Blessing in Disguise for Riku? Following OCs. Open to requests.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,730 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 9/24/2012 - OC
Of Hearts and Alcohol by Maximus Artilius reviews
I'm sure most of you have seen the ending of Fallout: New Vegas, and I'm sure many of you have seen that in the good ending with Cass, she tries to give the Courier a surprise, but it turns out he gave his room to an NCR soldier, but what would have happened if he didn't?
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,239 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Courier, Cass
Brothers Bond by Aragon Potter reviews
What if on the day that Naruto becomes a official Genin of Konoha he was attacked by a mob and at that same time a black clothed stranger and his students arrive in Konoha. What link do they have to Naruto? And why are they here?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 93,825 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Goraikou Senpuu by Youkai no Hariken reviews
The Retrieval Mission was a success but in the end, he still lost. Because of a severely beaten Sasuke, Naruto is exiled from Konoha. But just because he is banished from Konoha, doesn't mean that he will stop protecting them. Naruto x Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 112,969 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
Naruto: A Seer's Fable by BigCC reviews
Based on Brim Wraith's Fate of Cards. On his 8th birthday Naruto meets a mysterious blind woman named Theresa and his destiny is forever altered. The cards reveal all, the future is changed, and one boy grows into a true Hero. Naruto X Harem NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & Fable - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 131,506 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 12/26/2010
The Man Who Could Become Kami or Yami! by linkmaster585 reviews
One horrifying night something terrible happens to Naruto causing him to travel to a different dimension where he now lives a somewhat normal life. One-day two men come to his school saying he could become king of the gods or demons by marring their daughters. NarutoxHarmen.
Crossover - Naruto & Shuffle! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 113,377 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Icha Icha Paradise: The Jinchuuriki and the Ramen Waitress by DarkChild316 reviews
After a long day of work at the Hokage office, Naruto comes home to a nice romantic dinner courtesy of his lovely girlfriend Ayame. After dinner is over, Ayame has a special type of desert planned for Naruto. Naruto/Ayame. AU. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,252 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 85 - Published: 10/6/2013 - [Naruto U., Ayame] - Complete
Infinite Supply by phoenix3488 reviews
There is a reason why the gods aren't allowed to interfere in human affairs. Yondaime didn't know this and the final result was Naruto dealing with the consequences. But are they good or bad for him? Powerful Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 61,388 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 1,420 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Naruto U.
The Ties that Bind Us: A Naruto and Kushina Love Story by Tonlor reviews
Naruto and Kushina enjoy a night out on the town. One-Shot NarutoxKushina. This is an M rated story to don't read if you don't light adult situations between a mother and her son.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 184 - Published: 7/25/2013 - [Naruto U., Kushina U.] - Complete
Permeter by redwarrioroflight reviews
"Like daughter, like mother." Millenniums ago, Persephone fell for someone she shouldn't, Hades Lord of the Underworld. Demeter couldn't understand what her daughter saw in that fiend she calls a brother/son-in-law. Millenniums later, Demeter falls for someone she shouldn't, the true "Ultimi" Percy Jackson. And then Demeter understands Persephone. Permeter!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,645 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 122 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Percy J., Demeter - Complete
clan issues by Lifeinheaven615 reviews
another one of nhunters stories i brought back
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Naruto U., Kushina U. - Complete
Love for Thunder Thighs by bunji the wolf reviews
My first Naruto X Chun-li oneshot now a trilogy shot(threeshot fic), beware Lemon
Crossover - Street Fighter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,883 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Chun-Li, Naruto U. - Complete
Teacher's Pet by flaming kyubi reviews
Suzume Namidia has a very demanding job with little reward the stress of teaching at the academy has made her desperate for some relief, to bad she cant find any help. That changes when she realises the resident jinchuriki not only has no one to teach him,but he is also desperate for attention. Seeing her chance Suzume makes her claim on Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Naruto U., Namida S. - Complete
The Hunter by Kur0Kishi reviews
A certain blonde that isn't very good with staying within the rules, a wild card; the Joker. A black haired swordsman that hides a checkered past and fears underneath his black cloak. A girl that is just looking for a way out of the prison named AINCRAD joins them on a journey with their lives in the balance. SAO, a reality that is defined by one's sword.
Crossover - Naruto & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 97,792 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 1,317 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Naruto U., Asuna/Asuna Y.
The Sun's Despite by UnsureHistorian reviews
An expansion and re-telling of the events of the Dawnguard DLC for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Follow Brandon of Cyrodiil as he prepares to face what may be his greatest trial: descent into the depths of Castle Volkihar to defeat Lord Harkon, the father of the woman he loves. M!Dragonborn/Serana.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,425 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Serana] - Complete
Team Outcast by Dragoon Of Darkness reviews
After the battle with Sasuke he found new teammates, He finally found a team that will one day maybe become his family. A team that know what he is and doesn't hate him for being who he is, this is birth of team Outcast. Team Outcast that will one day show the world that what it means to live in a world that hates you for reasons you can't control.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,271 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Naruto U., Anko M., Kin T., Tayuya
A Memorable Vicky Weekend by domstang68 reviews
Timmy is tired of Vicky pushing him around every weekend, so he decided to even the stakes by wishing Vicky to be his own age! Rated T for some language. Each chapter is roughly 1000 words so you aren't reading forever and so my updates can come quicker.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,060 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Timmy, Vicki - Complete
A Certain Kind of Magic by Tearatone Maystar reviews
A young man feels compelled to help, but he might not be what she needs anymore. Besides, enemies aren't meant to be friends, they are meant to hurt one another.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Vicki, Timmy - Complete
Flee on Sight by Jrf Steel reviews
After Naruto is attacked by yet another mob, The Third Hokage makes a decision that will turn Naruto into one of the most fearsome shinobi in the world.Naruto/God-like/Multi-pairings Sasuke bashing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 116,709 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 2,968 - Follows: 2,797 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto Winchester by BloodRedSword23 reviews
Dean,Sam,and John Winchester are pulled out of hell along with Bobby to look after a certain Blond Hair Kid. No bad comments, tell me what you think...pairings undecided...Supernatural Crossover HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,290 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Naruto U.
The Strength of Love by oni spiritus reviews
After Danzo tried to capture Kushina after the Kyuubi attack Jiraiya hides her as one of his agents keeping her survival secret from everyone while telling Kushina that Naruto was adopted and is a happy civilian. What happens when mother and son meet while Jiraiya is away on an infiltration mission? NarutoxKushina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,541 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 209 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Naruto U., Kushina U. - Complete
Hold My Hand by Bonesboy15 reviews
A dojutsu lost to the past finds its way back to Konoha to the last remaining TRUE Uzumaki. The outcome may change Naruto and Konoha, but at least our blonde won't be alone in the matter. SakuraBashing! NaruTayu BlindNaruto R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,256 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 1,437 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Vampire Of Lost Times by YamikoPros reviews
She waited over a thousand years. Waited until she was needed. She was the enigma you would see in history but yet not at all. Now, when the dragons rise and the world is brought to their knees, only she can truly save them. The girl with tainted blood, of false legends. She was a monster, everyone feared and hated her. Their Savior. Funny how irony works, is it not? Accepting OCs
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Bittersweet by David Shigure reviews
A bitter introduction paved the way for something beautiful to begin. But now they were both far from home, and they need each other to survive. A change of events for FFX, how does this change affect Spira?
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,508 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Tidus, Rikku
Hell on Earth by LadyLeafling reviews
Weeks after the outbreak of the Green Flu, survivors from all over the country are fighting for their lives. Do they have what it takes to fight their way to rescue? Do they have the willpower to try and outlast the virus? There is only one way to find out: submit your own characters and see if they can survive Hell on Earth! Rating may change over time. Read and Review!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,308 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012
Naruto's Best Defeat by Kyuubi16 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, a shinobi from the isles from the far corner of the Nations is hired to gather information on Princess Azula. What better way to complete the contract then pump one of her friends for information. Things do not go as planned.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/8/2012 - [Naruto U., Ty Lee] - Complete
Even Demons Can Love by NarutoxTemarixKyuubi reviews
Naruto's feels he won't ever be loved by a woman. But what if he is love and the woman that loved him was closer than he knew. Naruto x Kyuubi may continue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,438 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Argo's Compiled Skill Manual by ronelm2000 reviews
For only 20,000 Col, Get this wonderful Skill Manual that will enable you to truly choose your character without the pain of experimentation. It comes with skills gathered from multiple players, including the Black Swordsman Kirito and the Holy Sword Heathcliff. I bear no responsibilities if the information in this manual regarding Extra Skills proves to be misleading.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,798 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012
Mindgames and Shadows by Akuma Kon reviews
A twelve year old Naruto returns to Konoha after a six year training trip with Jiraiya. But the person he returns with isn't who he left with. Who is this new stranger, and what are these things that are going on around our blonde hero? Rated M for Safey
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,861 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Naruto U., Ayame
Boss Lady by OrangeBackpack reviews
Being Mei Terumi's personal assistant isn't easy, especially for Naruto Uzumaki. Even though he chooses to work for her, Naruto does not give up and tries to find something more in Boss Lady. But when Mei suddenly does something unexpected, what will Naruto do then? And why is called 'Boss Lady? One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,704 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 72 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
We meet again by Shadow Fox1 reviews
XxX Original story By Mikie-From-Ireland. What happens when Naruto and Mei meet up after the war? NarutoXMei First story, i suck at summery's
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 72 - Published: 9/22/2012 - [Naruto U., Mei T.] - Complete
Echo of Spiraling Heart by Kingdom Lightz reviews
Discontinued and finished. Naruto returns to Konoha with new powers under his belt and a new sensei. While at the same time maintaining a harem and dealing with demons and rival ninjas he discovers his new powers are growing much stronger, turning him into something even stranger than a demon. Naruto harem, Sasu/HanaxOCxKarin
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 138,465 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Awakening: Rise of the Architect by Bardock92 reviews
Ordered by her father to assist Zhao's invasion of the Northern Water Trive, Azula comes across a hidden underground passage that holds the Fire Nation's greatest secret. A man bound in chains who possesses frightening powers, his origins unknown. Upon release, what does this youth plan to accomplish? Where do his loyalties lie? Dark Powerful Naruto, NaruHarem. More details inside.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 134,523 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 1,289 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Naruto U., Azula
Naruto: Path of the Nidaime Rikudō Sennin by semaxx3 reviews
The story begins at the end of 4th Great Shinobi War and near the middle Ragnarok Arc. Naruto has just defeated Madara and become the Jubi Jinchuuriki. But just before he dies Madara uses a forbidden time/space technique to send Naruto into another dimension for revenge.This story is adopted from MathiasNightlord01.
Crossover - Naruto & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Naruto U., Shigure K.
Naruto the Pokegirl Master by Kyuubi16 reviews
Naruto arrives in the Pokegirl world after a hectic battle. He meets Dawn and learns about Pokegirls. So he sets out as a Tamer with initiative to have fun and build up a powerful harem of Pokegirls. Super Naruto. NarutoxSuper Harem. Also I have twitter now. Look up Kyuubi16 if you want to know about my thoughts, what I'm going to update and what I'm working on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Naruto U.
Spite by hoagie reviews
Set in the Channel Chasers future, Vicky the dictator finally corners an old friend. Only the meeting doesn't go as she had hoped.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Vicki, Timmy - Complete
Naruto: Force Unleashed by xNamikazeKyuubix reviews
During a mob attack, Naruto was drawn into the seal and met Kyuubi, who offered him a bloodline limit that allowed him to tap into a long forgotten power known as the Force. What will he do with this power, read to find out. Naruto x Fem.Kyuubi x Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 94,412 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 2,100 - Follows: 1,764 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Interrogation: Uzumaki Style II by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
Semi sequel to the first. Naruto is tasked with extracting information from a captured Kin Tsuchi. This time however he knows what to do in order to get the info. NaruKin Read and Review please Rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 87 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Naruto U., Kin T. - Complete
Blades And Shadows by Soulblazer87 reviews
A young Naruto comes across a strange book. In it lies the story, knowledge, power and essense of one of the most dangerous assassins to ever walk the Multiverse, Firavel Duali, the first, and greatest, Shadow Elf. NarutoxDnd crossover.
Crossover - Dungeons and Dragons & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,925 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Warrior of the Blade by naruhina-fanboy-devlin reviews
At age seven Naruto runs from a large mob only to get trapped. He then finds something that will help him in his life as a ninja
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,347 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
I Am Your Slave by Kingdom Lightz reviews
Ayame is almost, and I quote, almost raped by a group of men, and escapes into the arms of Naruto. After saving her life she loses her memory due to her bruises and starts believing she is his slave. NarutoxAyame. some lemons. off hiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,573 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Naruto U., Ayame - Complete
Master of Shadows by ShiKuVeSiAquEn reviews
Naruto takes his Shadow Clone Jutsu to the logical extreme. Full Usage of Kage Bunshin's potential. Eventual Strong!Naruto. Rated M to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,274 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Naruto U.
Inner Child by Kyuubi16 reviews
The Gang takes a mini-vacation and notices Mai isn't having fun. Despite their best efforts nothing works. Mai then falls asleep and find herself a young girl again. As a result she discovers you're never to old to discover your inner child.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Naruto U., Mai - Complete
Flesh and Blood by Evanescent Changling reviews
Reincarnation is when the soul shifts to another body. It doesn't always have to be a soul- it can be a ghost, too. Viki reflects on what she's done in her past; with her present family, she feels that it was just a misunderstanding before. One-shot. RR
I, Robot - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Complete
Memories Lost, Lingering Futures by Envoy of the White Moon reviews
Current story is scraped and will be revised into a new story. Details pendning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 81,848 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
The Fox's Scent by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
A bored Kyuubi decides to have some fun and releases a scent that increases the hormones and lust in people of the opposite gender. Unfornuately for Naruto, it'w when he's facing two Sound Kunoichi. NaruKinTayu first threesome I've done. R&R please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 171 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Naruto U., Kin T. - Complete
Interrogation: Uzumaki Style by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
Oneshot Naruto is tasked with interrogating the captured Tayuya. However she's not feeling cooperatively and tries to turn the tables on him, forcing to find a new way to get info from her. Rated M Read and Review please
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 175 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Modern incest by Erotic Dreams reviews
VERY AU. Incest deal with it. Would appreciate reviews. Listen if you flame, your wasting your time. I read the first line, get bored and just leave it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 134 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Naruto U., Naruko U. - Complete
A Fallen Angel by FallenAngelsRevenge reviews
When Naruto graduated, Mizuki said some things. Things that shouldn't have been said. What if Naruto took the information a bit more seriously? Naruto's not hiding behind his mask anymore, and he's going to proove it. Pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,679 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Naruto U.
Laughter of the Broken by Danasca reviews
DISCONTINUED INDEFINITELY.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,184 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Chance Encounter: Zoey by MrFoxHoundSir reviews
Last installment of the Chance Encounter series. What will the free runner Akira do when Zoey is in trouble? rater M for sexy time
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Zoey - Complete
A Naruto Blazblue Christmas Special by Path-of-Otaku reviews
Before a big Christmas party, Noel's feeling down, but Naruto comed to bring the spirit back into her heart. Then the party gets a little crazy. Deadpool guest stars. Rated T for some language. 2nd chapter is kind of random. Please R&R. Merry X-mas.
Crossover - Naruto & BlazBlue - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,773 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Naruto U., Noel V. - Complete
Xmas2011: All I want for Christmas is Kyuu by xNamikazeKyuubix reviews
The first of my 2011 Christmas one-shots that I have planned! The couple being Naruto and FemKyuubi of course With the 4th Great Ninja War ended and Christmas right around the corner, Naruto is in for a surprising Christmas! Merry Christmas Everybody!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,322 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Blossoming by Stone Shield reviews
Batman Beyond time period. I'd say in the area of Terri starting college, around that time. Okay, new world kind of setup where Naruto is getting noticed. One person in particular is interested. Naruto x P. Ivy. Warning: Mush/Lemon.
Crossover - Batman & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,467 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 404 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Poison Ivy, Naruto U.
Mistletoe by Kyuubi16 reviews
With the others out running errands Naruto and M'gann take care of Christmas preparations at the cave. One of them happen to be Mistletoes which result in something interesting occurring. Another dose of the pairing Outsiders.
Crossover - Naruto & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/3/2011 - [Naruto U., Megan M./Miss Martian] - Complete
Rise From the Shadow by vsizzel reviews
During the sealing of the Kyuubi, the Yondaime sealed the Kyuubi's power into his daughter, while sealing the soul into his son Naruto. Neglected over his sister, Naruto grows up from the shadow. Alive Minato & Kushina. Really strong Naruto, Narutoxharem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,321 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 2,106 - Follows: 1,843 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Naruto: Riding into Darkness by xNamikazeKyuubix reviews
Naruto/Ghost Rider X-over. What happens when Mizuki finds Naruto first in the forest and almost kills him? Why the Shinigami steps in of course, thus a new Ghost Rider has been born! Naruto x Fem.Shinigami x Harem. M for violence and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,398 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Naruto U., Shinigami
The Legend Of Naruto by F u R o X reviews
What If the Kyuubi wasn't an evil Demon? What if it repented for what happened to Naruto and offered to train him? Powerful/Bloodline Naruto Naruto/Fem. Kyuubi Harem. Rated M for Gore and future lemons Bleach elements used, NO characters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,294 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 1,434 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Sister of Madara Uchiha by Namikaze09 reviews
Adopted by Mystic 6 tailed Naruto.Kushina hated Naruto at first and abandoned him. What if Madara and Izuna had an older sister and she saved Naruto from a mob and adopted him giving him the true power of her clan? Strong Sharingan Naruto Naruto Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,500 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
The Juubi by Bleachzangetsu reviews
Naruto discovers his mother is alive but badly wounded from a battle with an SS class missing nin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Naruto: Endementium Ninja by Soleneus reviews
Stolen from his home as a baby, Naruto returns years later, imbued with powers not of the ninja world, and wielding strange weapons. How will the Naruto-verse be affected by this change? What are The Ways of Will? And what do they have to do with Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,149 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Naruto U.
Dawn's Scar by KitsuneNaruto135 reviews
Becoming a demon will make people judge you; and harshly. The whole world is against what you've become. But a little thing like becoming the embodiment of hatred won't keep Naruto down; it's just gonna make him push back harder. Tales of Symphonia Cross.
Crossover - Naruto & Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,995 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Naruto U., Sheena F.
Lady in Red by Kyuubi16 reviews
Naruto propositions a certain Lady of Red for a night of companionship. One of the Jessica Rabbit fics you'll find.
Crossover - Naruto & Who Framed Roger Rabbit - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,036 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Naruto U., Jessica R. - Complete
Happy Birthday Naruto Uzumaki by bunji the wolf reviews
Special Naruto X Kushina fic "Happy Birthday Naruto Uzumaki"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 146 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Naruto U., Kushina U. - Complete
Abandoned by Death-By-the-Horizon reviews
On the day Kyuubi attacked, Sandaime sealed it into Naruto instead of Hikari, his sister. Minato bashing , Femkyuubi , kushina alive.Rated M for gore
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Chance encounter: Smoker by MrFoxHoundSir reviews
Akira has a hot and heavy encounter with a female smoker and her two friends
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Smoker - Complete
Returning Home by myahoo reviews
Three years ago, Uzumaki Naruto was banished from Konoha, disappearing off the map completely. This year, Konoha is hosting the Chuunin Exams and there's a team with a member who has the family name Uzumaki. What connection could he have to Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,296 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Naruto U.
The Ramen Waitress and the Hokage's Heir by Envoy of the White Moon reviews
The collapsed story of a Naruto and Ayame romance. If you think it's good, review so I can have enough motivation to actually expand it when I have the time into a full fledged story. Again, Read and Review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Naruto U., Ayame - Complete
Naruto's Inner Wind by WilsonWisdom25 reviews
Naruto brings Sasuke back after the of the valley of the end battle when he awakens his true potential. But because of it he is banished from the Leaf Village, marked as a Missing Nin. Full summary inside! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,620 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Destiny Breaker by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
Since before he could even remember, Naruto has had no talent for ninjutsu whatsoever, an anomally that causes him no ends of grief, pain and confusion. However, is this unusual convenience a thorn in his side or is it a great gift? DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 103,577 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Naruto U.
I believe by Manga154 reviews
Kyuubi soul in Naruto Her chakura in Azar, Naruto's twin sister. Lets see what hapens when he finds the vexin in his mind. Smart/silent/badass/naruto may have lemons/limes submit one in a PM if you want it in story. will be open for suggestions
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
There and Back Again, a Shinobi's Tale by tomhunt98 reviews
Naruto makes a mistake and ends up in a different time and makes everything all hugs and smiles and sparkles...not here. Naruto is content to just save his past self and leave it at that...or not. He comes up with a devilish plan to get back at the fox and it ends up backfiring, literally. Epic length OneShot. Naru/Kyu hurt/comfort/romance, no adventure here
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,442 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 77 - Published: 8/23/2011 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Finder Keepers, Losers bleeders by YellowFlash67 reviews
Naruto and his older brother make up a tag team named the "Keepers." Konoha and the rest of the ninja world is shocked when they show everyone how strong and powerful they really are.
Crossover - Naruto & Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Naruto U., Vaan
The Kitsune and the Acrobat by Kyuubi16 reviews
Ty Lee and her friends are on vacation at Ember Islands. She's not helped out once, but twice by a handsome blond with overzealous guys. When the two come together they discover they have quite a bit in common. Will make in to twoshot with enough reviews.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,322 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Naruto U., Ty Lee - Complete
Riseing Maelstrom by WolfLeader4000 reviews
When the Kyuubi attacked on Oct 10 the Third sealed it's yokai away into the Forths just born twin daughter and son while sealing the foxs soul into 1 year old Naruto. Rest of the sum inside. Naruto NarutoXKushina/Harem no Incest.Smart Naruto small harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,515 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Naruto Konoha's Dark Leaf by xTrumbleXbom reviews
Would it change just that much to have the Shinigami, ruler of Jigoku in your belly instead of a giant mass of youkai? Would it? Probably, but there's nothing our ninja knucklehead can't handle! Fem. Shinigami x Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Naruto U., Shinigami
Hero's Harem: Hated By Many, Loved By More by T. Soul - The Harem Master reviews
Naruto has never had lasting happiness. Anytime something good happens to him it always gets taken away but not anymore. Naruto goes on a journey to be Hokage and jokes and romance are sure to be along the way. NarutoxHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,816 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
A Soul's Home by Twin Silver Dragon reviews
What would happen if one of the Gods decided she wanted to claim Naruto all for herself? Well, come on in to find out! Narutox Fem Shinigami!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,008 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 375 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Naruto U., Shinigami - Complete
I Need You by JuniorAfro reviews
Being left alone to die...is one thing. Unable to completely recall the past three years of your life is another. But for one, it may be the only thing to start anew. And maybe come to terms with her struggles. NaruTayu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,805 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Naruto U., Tayuya
You Can't Kill Someone Who's Already Dead by clanmaster.555 reviews
There are those who are cursed in life. And then there are those who are messed with by the kami for entertainment. Watch as Sonny and Naruto live with the consequences of the kami's actions.
Crossover - Naruto & Sonny - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,473 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Naruto U.
Chance Encounter: Witch by MrFoxHoundSir reviews
Free-Runner Akira has a chance encounter with a clingy and lovable Witch
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Witch - Complete
Uzumaki Naruto by Iamafan123 reviews
This is a story where instead of Naruto going to the past its Minato and Kushina meeting Naruto. After the sealing both parents will see what they have done and see Konoha in a new light. As they say blood is all that matters. Strong/Naruto/older girls.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,019 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Naruto U.
Chance encounter: Huntress by MrFoxHoundSir reviews
Free-runner Akira has a chance encounter with a huntress Lemon
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Hunter - Complete
Naruto's Last Straw by Twin Silver Dragon reviews
A Naruto/ Fem Kyuubi one shot. What happens when Naruto realizes there's no one left to spend his life with? A certain vixen becomes fed up with waiting that's what! Dominating Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,895 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 289 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Civilian Shopping by Mango Tee reviews
Invited by Ayame, Naruto Uzumaki spends his day shopping with the beautiful chef. Lemon, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,033 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 91 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Ayame, Naruto U.
Two Ramen Stands, Two Waitresses, One Naruto by Naw-Roo-Toe reviews
Its a fact that Naruto loves ramen. Especially Ichiraku's ramen, but a rival stand opens up. Its all friendly competition between Teuchi and the owner, but for their daughters its completely different, what does it have to do with Naruto? AyameNarutoOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,666 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Naruto U., Ayame
Uzumaki Naruto: SOLDIER of Konoha by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto was taken right after the sealing to Midgar. Now upon his return, no one knows about Kyuubi, and can fight for Konoha from the shadows. However, in doing so will he regain his humanity, and if he does...will that be what destroys him? Or saves him?
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 174,693 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: The Ultimate Hunter by Namikaze09 reviews
Banished from his home and his dream shattered, Naruto with help of his mother vows to become so strong that even the heavens will aknowledge his name and does this by being a Hunter and Assassin. NarutoxGodzilla Strong Naruto NarutoxYuugaoxHanaxHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,424 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
Breaking The News by TCurry reviews
It's the day before Naruto leaves on his training trip and he's told everyone else. As he wanders the streets of Konoha, he wonders how the second two people who ever cared for him will take it. Naru/Ayame. Little bit of romance.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Ayame, Naruto U.
A Tempting Invitation by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
Preparing to head to an important meeting with the council, The Hokage sees his wife asleep on their bed. Deciding he has plenty of time before the meeting he decides to have some fun with her. AU NaruTayu. Rated M for some scenes and just to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 71 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Illegitimate Love by Jetslinger reviews
One night of passion can lead to a lifetime of happiness. At least, that's how it is in movies. NarutoxTenten. M for sex and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 85,055 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 1,726 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Hold on Tight by wanderingsmith reviews
S/W, implied S/J - When the lost return, sappiness ensues - Warning: I write Carson to my phonetics. You have a problem with that, don't read this.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,351 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Elizabeth W., John S. - Complete
The Art of Conversation by onthewayside reviews
John needs to get something off of his chest and Elizabeth is starting to regret that she ever let him into her office in the first place...ShepWeir
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,271 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Elizabeth W., John S. - Complete
Art of Sheathing Swords by Kingdom Lightz reviews
Naruto and Tenten go on a vacation in Wave after the mission in Suna, and two women gives him more than a confession. Naruto x Tsunami x Tenten. lemon fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,201 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten, Tsunami - Complete
Naruto: Rise of the Lord of Foxes by VFSNAKE reviews
AN: Don’t own Naruto and all that stuff or anything from other anime shows and stuff that’s not mine originally.Summary: The fight at the Valley of the End is over and Naruto has won the battle, but the war is far from over as Kakashi arrives on t
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 151,748 - Reviews: 2240 - Favs: 3,465 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
I've Got You by Jetslinger reviews
After five years of absence, Naruto returns to Konoha to complete a mission of the upmost importance. Along the way, he reflects upon the events that brought them together. NaruKin, rated T for violence and mild fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,310 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 125 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Kin T., Naruto U. - Complete
The Letter She Should Have Sent by Chaos star951 reviews
A quick oneshot dedicated to a character who I don't think gets enough attention. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Naruto U., Ayame - Complete
An angel in white uniform: The M files by Meinos Kaen reviews
Naruto, for a reason, needs to stay in the hospital for one month every year. Usually Shizune takes care of him, but this year she's away. Sakura is out of question so, what about this new girl, since every other nurse would kill him on sight? [Lemon]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,667 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Naruto U.
An angel in white uniform by Meinos Kaen reviews
Naruto, for a reason, needs to stay in the hospital for one month every year. Usually Shizune takes care of him, but this year she's away. Sakura is out of question so, what about this new girl, since every other nurse would kill him on sight? [RXR]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,096 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Naruto U.
Comfort of the Silver Rain by nebulord reviews
He thought he wasn't worthy. . .she proved him wrong under the silver rain. NarutoAyame-RamenGirl Pairing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Naruto U., Ayame - Complete
Not Even Death Will Keep Me Down reviews
Sasuke defeats Naruto at the Valley of the End and tosses his body down river. However, some sentient zombies and a former terrorist have other plans for a certain blonde jinchuriki... Possibly god-like Naruto. First Fic!
Crossover - Naruto & Sonny - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,060 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Naruto U.