Author has written 4 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Little House series, and Harry Potter.
Read this and try not to laugh (You will fail):
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
Sing along at the opera
Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"
When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!"
This is my fav. Haiku ever!!!
But they don't always make sense
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
Opening Credits: Dallas Green - Coming Home
First Day of School: Glory of Love
Falling In Love: Garth Brooks - Standing Outside of the Fire (Nice one Ipod)
Fight Song: Buffy the Vampire Slayer(I'm not kidding) - Standing
Breaking Up: Charlie Daniels - The Devil Went Down to Georgia
Prom Night: Alan Jackson - It Must Be Love
Life: Brooks and Dunn - Boot Scootin' Boogie
Mental Breakdown: Garth Brooks - Ain't Going Down
Driving: Brad Paisley & Carrie Underwood - Remind Me
Flashback: Dolly Parton - Coat of Many Colours (Again, nice one Ipod)
Getting Back Together: Martina McBride - God's Will
Wedding: Uncle Kracker - Smile (The one song I have about love working out...)
Birth of a Child: Taylor Swift - Love Story
Final Battle: Judy Kuhn - Colours of the Wind
Funeral Song: Alan Jackson - Don't Rock the Jukebox (If my husband sang it)
Final Credits: Taylor Swift - Back to December
"It does not do to dwell on dreams" - Dumbledore "The idea for Twilight came to me in a dream" - Stephanie Meyer DUMBLEDORE HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!