March Hare
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Joined 12-27-02, id: 315860
Author has written 12 stories for Sherlock Holmes.

Greetings, one and everyone! I am Autumn Sabol, also known as the mad March Hare! I'm a twenty-year-old novelist living in Connecticut, but I also dabble in Sherlockian stories on the side. I now have a published original novel, titled "A Night at The Cup and Saucer", now available for purchase! If you are interested in my professional work, or would like an autographed copy delivered to you, please check out my website.

Some Quotable Quotes:

"Nothing is so important as the trivial."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You're not drunk if you can lie down without holding on."
-Frank Sinatra

"It's not easy being green."
-Kermit the Frog

"In the Beginning, God created the Universe, but this caused a lot of problems and was generally regarded as a bad idea."
-Douglas Adams

"Life is like a sandwich. Sometimes you eat the sandwich, and sometimes the sandwich eats you." "What kind of sandwich are we talking about here?" "Pit-bull salad sandwich."
-Torg and Riff, Sluggy Freelance

"It's not healthy to be in love with fictional characters!"
-Jay of the PPC

"Ninety percent of true love is acute, ear-burning embarrassment."
-Terry Pratchett

"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
-Dennis the Insulted Peasant

Enjoy my stories, and don't forget to review!

Ever mad,
March Hare

UPDATE 6/25/05 -Notice anything different? You guessed it. The fics that started all the madness, "The Baker Street Three" and "Mayhem in Manhattan,"are now removed from the site. Why, you may ask? Because "The Baker Street Three" has evolved into the longer, cleaner, more detailed "Elementary, My Dear," now off the presses and availiable for purchase! New chapters, new scenes and an all-new ending!

If you are interested in taking a peek inside the book and/or purchasing it, go here.

However, if you would like to order a signed and personalized edition from the author (me!), check out my website here.

If you read the new version, and enjoy it, don't forget to leave a review at Amazon or Barnes & Noble. I think that we in fanfiction know about the power of reviews better than anyone else. Check it out! In the meantime, I'll be spending the next two years getting "Letter to the Editor" and "Mayhem in Manhattan" ready for the presses!

And for those of you who'vebeen reading since the beginning,thank you for all of your support. I couldn't have done it without you.

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Monsters reviews
What if the impossible cannot be eliminated?
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,711 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2004
Home for the Holidays reviews
Jingle bells, March Hare smells, and the halls aren't the only ones who get decked. Christmas at the Warren!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,915 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/25/2003
The Learning Curve reviews
Pre-Canon. A tale of Sherlock Holmes' childhood, from a very different point of view...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2003
Letter to the Editor reviews
Holmes & Company take matters into their own hands... hilarity ensues.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2003
Lost Without My Boswell reviews
Another trifling monograph from the March Hare. Is Dr. Watson really the fool that Hollywood makes him out to be, or is he an intelligent, valued partner to Holmes? The answer lies within...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2003
Automaton reviews
A BST vignette in Holmes' POV. A nocturnal vigil prompts an unlikely line of reasoning for the great detective...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2003
Illness Makes the Heart Grow Fonder reviews
A trifling monograph from the Mad March Hare. What is Sherlock Torture, and why do people enjoy it? The answer may not be as strange as you think...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/28/2003
In Sickness and In Health reviews
For Kari Kenobi's Illness Contest. A BST vignette. Holmes gets sick while Watson is away, and Nona has to care for him.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2003
Sacramentally, My Dear Watson reviews
Was Sherlock Holmes a Roman Catholic? Another brief monograph from the mad musings of March Hare.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/24/2003
Priceless: A Sign of Four Viginette reviews
My first attempt in the Doylean style, inspired by Ms. Neptune's challenge. What if Mary Morstan DID get the Agra treasure??
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/19/2003
Perfectly Elementary? reviews
What DO women see in Sherlock Holmes? More of an essay than a pastiche. The March Hare ponders this question, and the answer is quite... mad.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2003
Much Madness is Divinest Sense reviews
A strange patient with an outrageous claim is committed to St. Jude's Sanitarium. Could his claims possibly be true, or is he truly insane??
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2003