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Joined 08-13-11, id: 3158693, Profile Updated: 07-05-12
Author has written 35 stories for iCarly, and Victorious.

All I have is a voice
To undo the folded lie,
The romantic lie in the brain
Of the sensual man-in-the-street
And the lie of Authority
Whose buildings grope the sky:
There is no such thing as the State
And no one exists alone;
Hunger allows no choice
To the citizen or the police;
We must love one another or die.

-W.H. Auden, "September 1, 1939"

A standing offer from me to you:

Do you have a Victorious idea that you’d love to see developed, but that you’ve just never gotten around to actually writing? Have you dreamed up a plot so absurd that you would never in a thousand years dare commit it to paper? Want to see Jade become a Time Lord or Robbie be chased by bloodthirsty pterodactyls while dressed in a clown suit? Just give a situation or prompt to me, either via PM or in a review for one of my existing stories, and I’ll try my best to convert said situation/prompt into a one-shot. The weirder the suggestion, the better. Of course, I may not be able to take on every suggestion, depending upon the number of responses, but I’ll tackle as many as I can. It’ll be (I hope) a fun way for me to stretch my writing muscles, and for you to test my mettle.

Only three rules:

1) No explicit sex scenes.

2) Nothing with copious amounts of gore. (To explain further: “Tori becomes a serial killer” would be a perfectly fine prompt; “A 3500-word description of Tori torturing Robbie with a chainsaw” would not be.)

3) Okay, maybe not a "rule" as such, but I prefer not to do stories that are slavish rehashes of existing book/movie plots.

All right? Well, then – let the suggestions begin!

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Towering Inferno by atearsarahjane reviews
What if the fire in 4.7 had been worse? And what if not everyone made it out? Originally posted to tumblr. Now completed.
Call the Midwife - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,867 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/2/2015 - Published: 3/6/2015 - Patrick, Shelagh, Sr. Julienne, Timothy - Complete
This Crazy Thing Called Life by LoveLizMcGills reviews
Beck & Jade raise their new daughter while dealing with high school, acting, and their not-so-normal relationship. Not a typical teenage pregnancy story. Every review makes me smile.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,135 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Beck O., Jade W.
Try Again Tomorrow by ElisaCollette reviews
Tori has been missing for three years. She reappears in an unfortunate shape and it leaves her friends with many questions - What happened to her? Where do they go from here? And who will help her when she needs it the most? Jori Friendship.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,707 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
Stronger Than You Seem by ElisaCollette reviews
"Everything is spinning out of control," Jade said, her voice sounding broken and sad. "That's because you're trying to control everything. And you simply can't." Set five years after Try Again Tomorrow and ten years after they graduated from Hollywood Arts. Ghosts emerge from the pasts of Jade, Tori, and Cat - threatening the lives they've built. Sequel to Try Again Tomorrow.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,365 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
Don't Slip Up by LoveLizMcGills reviews
Hit. Drink. Cheat. It's a cycle- A cycle Beck can't seem to break. Not for his best friend Cat, and not even for his girlfriend Jade. But sometimes you go too far- and you lose the ones you love the most. Bade/bat/rade.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 37,389 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
From Street Mouse To Princess by deetrixjaay reviews
Join Sam on her journey from peasant kid to princess. A tale of love, adventure, and SEDDIE. AU.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,197 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Inseparable by Wolfstang 14 reviews
They have triplets now! Tony and Ziva must now adjust to life as not only partners, but parents as well! Sequel to "Undeniable", rated T for language and minor violence. TIVA! and some McAbby. Slightly AU, starts with "Family", finished with "One Year".
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 66,279 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
A History of Shadows by ElisaCollette reviews
From her earliest memories, Jade's life was never easy. Her attitude and hard exterior come from years of learning that love – if you can trust it – comes at a high price. This is not a sequel to Try Again Tomorrow - but it is a companion piece - it will
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,124 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
Escape by LizArianaJadeCat reviews
After being trapped after the earthquake, things were finally getting better. But with another storm on the way, what will happen to the gang? Sequel to 'Earthquake'.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,041 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Complete
Failure by JadedAttitude143 reviews
Tori and Andre have a conversation one evening about their dreams, and the dangers of them.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Tori V., André H. - Complete
Heavy by WinteryGrave reviews
When a mission to lock an anomaly goes horribly wrong, Jess and Becker find themselves trapped beneath tons of debris with little hope of rescue. Pre-ship with a bit of Abby/Connor on the side.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,273 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Becker, Jess P. - Complete
Big Fake Smiles and Stupid Lies by Blue Penguin Lightning reviews
When Jade has nowhere else to go, she finds she has to turn to Beck. But in doing this, what will Beck find out about her and how will he deal with it? How far will someone go to take care of the one they love? Read with caution...not for everyone. Deals with self-injury/cutting.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,737 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
I Should Have Been by JadedAttitude143 reviews
Tori has felt distant from Andre for a while, and when he proposes a trip to the movies, she eagerly agrees, believing it will help them reconnect. But will the night they spend together bring other feelings to the surface? Tandre! Oneshot.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,863 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Tori V., André H. - Complete
The West Wing by InfinityForever7 reviews
During a trip to the old abandoned west wing of Hollywood Arts, six students discover a centuries-old conflict between light and darkness. Nothing about their enemy or the circumstances is simple; even with their newfound elemental powers to aid them, these teenagers may be facing an entity far stronger than they could ever imagine.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,172 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Cat V., Robbie S.
Save Me by LizArianaJadeCat reviews
Set during Car, Rain & Fire. What happens when the girls go on their roadtrip, but don't come back?
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,258 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Jade W., Beck O.
Earthquake by LizArianaJadeCat reviews
What if the earthquake in Andre's Horrible Girl was only the first of many? Bade & Cabbie.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Complete
World War iZ by Oceanmistsupporter reviews
iCarly zombie story, since zombies are BOSS. This isn't based off of the book World War Z, since I never read it. But it will be a survival story against zombies. Will have Seddie. Please read and review C:
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,127 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011
Ten Months by TwistedRocketPower reviews
One night, after a tough case, Tim and Abby go home together. It was supposed to mean nothing, but it ends up changing Tim and Abby's lives forever... These are the first ten months.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 58,365 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Abby S., Tim M. - Complete
Left Unsaid by anamatics reviews
It's taken months for Myka to work up the courage to return to the place that ripped her heart out and what awaits her there.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,733 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Myka B., Helena G. W. - Complete
Of Pianos and Cupcakes by Live.Write.Love01 reviews
When something horrid alters Cat's life dramatically, changing her, Andre is determined to get the old Cat back. Will he end up falling in love with her while trying? Candre, Bade; Post IParty With Victorious.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,593 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Cat V., André H.
Swap Our Places by Redd reviews
"What's wrong?" - "Nothing. They're gone. Let's get back to the car." He couldn't do it. Not to Claudia.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Pete L. - Complete
It's All My Fault by You'llRememberMe reviews
They say grief is crippling. And if that's true, then guilt is a deathblow... WARNING! Character Death. Please read anyway! BONUS: "Dear, Lassie" is up now. COMPLETE!
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,279 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Complete
Pox by FreeWildBlue reviews
Helena is temporarily incapacitated and needs a little bit of TLC from Myka.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,238 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Helena G. W., Myka B. - Complete
First Kiss by Happy Sartre reviews
When Gibby first kissed a girl, she threw up. Not because he was a bad kisser or anything-she just started choking. Okay, that doesn't really explain it either. Well, you see, it all started at Carly's pool party...
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Gibby - Complete
Silent Night by Happy Sartre reviews
When Jade showed up at Beck's doorstep on Christmas Eve, she refused to tell him why her dad kicked her out of the house. But in the dark hours between night and morning, she finds the courage to tell him. For Ashyboo02's Winter Wonderland contest.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
No More Christmas Miracles by Happy Sartre reviews
When Sam Puckett was twelve years old, her sister went to boarding school and her father left her family for the second time. At Christmas, all Sam wants is for her family to be together again. Yet here she is, about to decorate the tree by herself.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Sam P. - Complete
Catastrophic by Live.Write.Love01 reviews
Restless nights and a want, the need for closure bring the remainder of the gang back to the island in which they had once abandoned. New discoveries unfold, lives are in danger, and maybe Cat wasn't going crazy after all. Sequel to A Lost Hope. On Hiatus
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,539 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011
You Call This Your Home by Happy Sartre reviews
After a tragedy, Robbie loses his home and begins traveling all across Europe in order to find where he belongs. However, he never realized that his home was with Cat. For ashyboo02's Sarah Smiles contest.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Robbie S., Cat V. - Complete
Solitude by Happy Sartre reviews
When Andre and Jade start dating, it doesn't seem that bad. But then Tori falls for Andre, and all she can do is wonder when Andre will open his eyes and realize they belong together. For ashyboo02's Sarah Smiles contest; based on Hannah Peel's Solitude.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Tori V., André H. - Complete
Paper Flowers by Moodle reviews
The light shined ever so brightly, bringing out the utter most childlike innocence most don't come by. However, the innocence was false, stolen away by one man. She hid behind the mask of happiness. Never did she believe that the mask would break.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,639 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Cat V., Robbie S. - Complete
What Mommy Did by Happy Sartre reviews
When Marissa Benson married Daniel Thomson, she thought he was the perfect man. Charming, charismatic, gentlemanly. But when his true colors start to show, Marissa realizes that she must do the unthinkable to protect her precious son...
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Mrs. Benson, Freddie B. - Complete
A Night at the Playground by Happy Sartre reviews
After a disastrous art show, Sam and Spencer decide to not go back home. Instead, they spend the night at the playground, secluded in their own little world. Fluffy Spam, oneshot.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Spencer S., Sam P. - Complete
iShut Down by SeddieLUV reviews
After Freddie saves Sam from being raped,she trusts no one else. Freddie stays with her constantly,but Sam is locked in her own mind. Stitching the pieces of Sam's heart back together won't be easy. Seddie!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,400 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Seniority by CCougar42709 reviews
Sequel to "Stuck"!
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 71,465 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Cat V., Robbie S. - Complete
She Loves the Way He Lies Part II by AmbyrRose reviews
Related but not sequel to "She Loves the Way He Lies" - more angst. Because Tori, she doesn't let the guy she loves push her around. But she doesn't run. She fights back. Tandré
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,448 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Tori V., André H. - Complete
Ten Long Years by gleefullyvictorious reviews
Ten years ago, a talented class graduated Hollywood Arts High School with high hopes for the future. Now, it's time for their reunion. Who's changed? Who's with who? And most importantly, whose life will change?
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,123 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Cat V., Beck O. - Complete
And Today's News by godspeedy reviews
Oliver's having a pretty good day. Green Arrow fan clubs are cropping up, and the emerald archer himself... has discovered that he's going to be a father!
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Oliver Q./Green Arrow, Chloe S. - Complete
The Mess I Made by DinosXGoXRawr reviews
Andre says the wrong name at his wedding. Tandre, Bade, and Cabbie. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,978 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - André H., Tori V.
The Things That He Knows by marlinowl reviews
He spent a lifetime collecting facts and answers, unsure if there were questions in the first place.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2011 - V. Nigel/Murrey - Complete
One Wrong Step by Robotics-girl19 reviews
Claudia falls in the warehouse and hits her head. She tries to hide the pain from Artie, Myka and Pete, but how do they react when they find out?
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,368 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Claudia D. - Complete
That Time of Night by AmbyrRose reviews
When the sun goes down, the truth comes out. Some Bade, Some Tandré. Mild swearing on Jade's part
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,913 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Complete
Clouds and Electricity and Water by Shorty Carter reviews
After a lazy afternoon together, a sudden thunderstorm has Andre confused about Tori's reaction. Rated T to be safe.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/6/2010 - André H., Tori V. - Complete
iWill Always Love You by StoryTeller125 reviews
Carly Shay needs help when she suffers from a serious mental illness. Can she count on her family and friends? How will everyone's lives change and go on in the aftermath. Rated M for discussion of rape and suicide attempt.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 113,117 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Carly S., Freddie B.
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Night and the City reviews
Los Angeles, 1955. Andre Harris, lover of nightclub singer Tori Vega, has been arrested for a murder he didn't commit. To save him, Tori must turn to the last person she wants to see - her estranged sister Trina, L.A.'s finest female private eye.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2017
Ashes reviews
A flash of light - a ball of fire - a mushroom-shaped cloud rising into the sky. And in the blink of an eye, the world they had known is gone forever.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,054 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Tori V., Trina V.
Isn't This A Lovely Day reviews
The sky is grim, the weather is stormy - and Cat and Andre wouldn't have it any other way. One-shot songfic.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Cat V., André H. - Complete
The Mummer's Dance reviews
Welcome to the sleepy town of Brennan's Ford, Idaho. Meet the two newest residents: Cat Valentine, a young woman fleeing her abusive ex, whose unborn child she's carrying; and Andre Harris, a friend of Cat's who fears for her safety. Let's hope these two like it here. For you see, Brennan's Ford has a little secret; and those who stumble on it don't tend to leave...ever.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,579 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Cat V., André H. - Complete
Lilies of the Valley reviews
In the middle of what had once been their Paradise, Beck and Trina Oliver must now cope with the greatest pain imaginable: the loss of a child. One-shot, written for a prompt from Skewbald.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Beck O., Trina V. - Complete
Beautiful Boy reviews
Beck Oliver's good looks have always been his greatest source of pride, making him irresistible to the opposite sex. But on the day before graduation, a freak accident disfigures him permanently. Now, as he struggles to overcome this life-changing trauma, he'll begin to understand the distinction between being loved for how you look, and being loved for who you are.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,920 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
White Knight reviews
Robbie Shapiro the stalker: forever on the outside, looking in. One-shot, written in response to a prompt by Sharon-cooley.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Robbie S. - Complete
iDreamscape reviews
When Sam witnesses a brutal murder, she's left with trauma-induced amnesia. The only hope of restoring her memory is a dangerous experimental procedure that will tap into her subconscious mind while she sleeps. But the killer's still out there, intent on silencing Sam- and his interference will have consequences no one ever dreamed of.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,882 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Day of the Stallion reviews
HA's new community service requirement lands Trina, Jade and Beck in a small Northern California town, working as ranch hands. Now they have to cope with all the problems you'd expect: back-breaking labor; constant bickering; unresolved sexual tension between exes; rampaging animals besieging the town and slaughtering humans en masse...hang on, what was that last one again?
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,569 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Trina V., Jade W. - Complete
House of Cards reviews
Tori and Trina always thought of their parents as the textbook example of a perfect marriage-so when they learn that their mother is having an affair, they're naturally shocked. But that's just the beginning. The edifice of secrets and lies David and Holly Vega built up over twenty years is about to come crashing down-and the Vega sisters' lives may be collateral damage.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,926 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Tori V., Trina V. - Complete
The GoBetween reviews
Whether they were at each other's throats or in each other's arms, Sam and Freddie were always inseparable. Now they're worlds apart, and the only thread that links them is Carly - the go-between.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Carly S. - Complete
The Computer Wore Short Shorts reviews
Cat's sick and tired of being called "ditzy", so when Robbie invents a learning machine, she's happy to try it. Little does she know that it will raise her IQ beyond measure-and make her the target of international spies in the process.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,247 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Cat V. - Complete
Gentle Rain reviews
Sometimes, when the stars are right, two wounded souls can find comfort in one another. One-shot.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Robbie S., Cat V. - Complete
Slow Drip reviews
"Waiting is the hardest part," the old song says. Cat Valentine is learning just how true that is.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Cat V. - Complete
Prehistorious reviews
In Stone Age California, Tor of the High Cheekbones seeks to join the close-knit Holly Tribe. Will her rival Ja of the Perpetual Scowl prevent her from realizing her dream?
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Tori V., Jade W. - Complete
Sorrows and Joys reviews
Sequel to "Trina, Interrupted." In 2018, the HAers haven't reached the stardom they dreamed of-even getting by is a challenge in a troubled world. But that just makes the moments of happiness all the sweeter.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Trina V., Tori V.
Trina, Interrupted reviews
In the wake of a suicide attempt, Trina is diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder and institutionalized. As she struggles to escape the pit of despair, her friends begin to regret their past treatment of her.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,837 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Trina V. - Complete
Ye Ice Falls reviews
Seeking to numb the pain from her split with Beck, Jade takes an Antarctic cruise-and, on a whim, invites André along. They're an odd couple, no doubt about it-but when disaster strikes, they're also each other's only hope for survival.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,492 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Jade W., André H.
Tell Me Straight reviews
Honesty may be the best policy- but speaking the truth to those we love is sometimes more painful than we ever dreamed.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Cat V., Robbie S. - Complete
iRun Dry reviews
Water. Essential for life, yet constantly taken for granted-until now. When the world's water supply turns to acid, panic and chaos sweep the globe. What will happen to the iCarly gang-and why does Freddie look so guilty?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,648 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
A Man's Gotta Sleep reviews
It's human nature to make excuses - even for the inexcusable. A Halloween one-shot.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Robbie S., Rex P. - Complete
Hollywood Argonauts II: Menace from Below reviews
Back from the world of myth, Jade and her friends must wage a very real war, as bizarre subterranean beings threaten to overrun the surface world. Will their powers-and the Olympian gods' help-be enough?
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,672 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Jade W.
Hollywood Argonauts reviews
"Greek mythology's lame," Jade had said; "I wish it could be more interesting." Now she and her friends are stuck aboard the Argo, helping Jason in his quest for the Golden Fleece-and risking their lives in the process. Be careful what you wish for...
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,675 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Jade W. - Complete
This Is Your Life reviews
Everyone wants a happy ending. Not everyone will get it.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Trina V. - Complete
iT's Only Fair to Pair the Spares reviews
Their love rests on a solid foundation of...nothing. An iCan't Take It AU.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Carly S., Gibby - Complete
Nine Alone reviews
Field trip! The HA gang heads to London for a master class in Shakespeare. They're having the time of their lives-until they wake up one morning to find an inexplicably empty city. Can they figure out what's happening-and can they survive?
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,955 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Complete
iShall Reign Supreme reviews
Sometimes, the greatest peril lurks behind the most lovable façade.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Complete
Silent Sentinel reviews
Rex Powers. Chick magnet. Snappy dresser. Snarker extraordinaire. And now, the last man on the face of the Earth.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Rex P. - Complete
iYinAndYang reviews
Carly and Sam are polar opposites - so how do they make their friendship work? The answer may surprise you.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
iBrawl With Victorious reviews
What if "iParty With Victorious" had taken a dark turn? Harsh words are exchanged, repressed feelings bubble to the surface- and when the dust settles, nothing will be the same. One-shot.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Complete
The Ratings Game reviews
Jade's cherished "bad girl" reputation is in serious jeopardy. How far will she go to maintain it? One-shot.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
iBait And Switch reviews
An ordinary lunch turns into something more. Contains Spam fluff and a possible Creddie LEMON. Rated M.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Carly S., Freddie B. - Complete
iBid Her Farewell reviews
Freddie Benson has left this life - but he can't move on. Not until he says goodbye to his beloved Carly. If only she could hear him... A Creddie one-shot.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Freddie B., Carly S. - Complete
Puppets on Strings reviews
Death and sorrow haunt the students of Hollywood Arts. Is the string of mishaps mere coincidence, or are there darker forces at work behind the scenes? A one-shot.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Complete
iCome Unstuck reviews
As reality after reality slips through her fingers, she clings to the only certainty she has left: "My name is Carly. I know my name is Carly..." A one-shot.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Carly S. - Complete