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Joined 12-27-02, id: 315899
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and Matrix.
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I'm currently away in boarding school, living a carefully structured 24 hours day. Simply enough, I haven't the time to write. Now I'm into the routine, I may be finding a little more time, but free time is precious and I have to be careful. Don't expect frequent updates, I will try my best, but sometimes RL gets in the way!

My main fandom is Harry Potter, which I have been involved in for well over a year now. Slowly but surely, I am trying to break into the LotR fandom, although it should be a while before you see any fics. My current obsession (as well as HP and LotR) is the Matrix, which I've watched far too often.

I also like PotC, HDM, Artemis Fowl and Terry Pratchett. And yes, I am a lazy bugger when it comes to abbreviating things.

I read a lot, both in my fandoms and IRL. I don't flame, I criticise. I have no sympathy for Mary Sues, first time authors, netspeak, plagiarism and stupidity in general. Why? Because there are so many and I don't have that much sympathy. However, if you make an effort to write, then I'll make an effort to read and review. Sometimes, when I'm feeling snarky, you don't have to make the effort.

I'm picky, and a perfectionist, although I do realise that everyone (including myself) makes mistakes.

Flames amuse me.

Everyone has a right to think what they want and, on the internet, everyone has a right to post what they want. Don't tell me that it's "your fic" and you can do what you want. It's *my* review, and I can do what *I* want.

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Turn Back Time by SStar Luna reviews
What would you do if you had to choose between what was right and what was easy? Harry is faced with this very decision as he tries to cope with having to live in the past after an unfortunate accident transports him to September 1976. CHAPTER 13 NEW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 113,439 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 10/26/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Finding the Path by Mutant-Enemy-730 reviews
Post Matrix. REPOSTED AFTER EDITING. Sure, Neo now knows that he is the One, and Trinity knows that she loves him, but that doesn't mean figuring out how to live will be easy. Finished.
Matrix - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,805 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Neo, Trinity - Complete
Long Term Goodness by Caitirin reviews
Is preventing evil and necessary evil in and of itself? Aziraphale and Crowley and some lunch.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/8/2005
Divine Punishment by lawngnomesorceress reviews
Aziraphale has gone missing and Crowley is, unsuprisingly, not that worried. But Crowley isn't prepared for what happens when Aziraphale returns..
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/23/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005
Why Sleepst Thou Crowley? by rebelxxwaltz reviews
Crowley delights in a good nap, while Aziraphale prefers dithering in his shop. But when the angel gets curious, can the demon tempt him to sleep? Aziraphale x Crowley. It's back! NEW CHAPTER!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,380 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/21/2005 - Published: 11/5/2003 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley
Tripping Down the Aisle by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
James and Lily have decided to make it official. But between the Order, Gideon Prewett, and the fact that they can't agree on anything; that aisle looks pretty far away...with Jealous!James, Frazzled!Lily, Flirty!Sirius, Traitor!Peter, and that inevitable
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,656 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 12/18/2004 - Published: 8/18/2003
Agent Smith: The Complete Owner's Manual by Deadly Chakram reviews
The complete owner’s guide and manual for getting the most out of your Agent Smith. Inspired by the owner’s guides (to various Lord of the Rings characters) written by the incomparable Theresa Green.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Smith, A. - Complete
Not Again by cyberwulf reviews
Parody. Legolas finds himself pregnant. Again.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Legolas
Hallway of Power by Jewel of Atlantis reviews
Politics rule the hallways of Hogwarts and the Ministry. The battle is no longer between good and evil, but about power. Who has it and who wants it. With money, status and politics to quarrel over, who needs a Dark Lord after their blood? Beta'd Chapter7
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,966 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 3/14/2004 - Harry P., Remus L.
Of Hidden Truths by Jeva reviews
Starts with the Marauders' last year at Hogwarts and ends on that fateful Halloween night. James Potter finds out more than one secret that was hidden from him and that his feelings toward Lily Evans are changing from spiteful rivalry to something...more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,915 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/14/2004 - Published: 6/6/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1337 - Favs: 2,154 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
Inori by Trialia reviews
AU, Revolutions and after. Deus Ex Machina agrees to a little more than peace, and Neo and Trinity are left to find their way to the future together. INCOMPLETE
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/19/2004 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Trinity, Neo
The Nicest Thing My Mother Ever Did for Me by JKLB reviews
When Sirius Black is sorted into Gryffindor, NO ONE is particularly happy about it. MWPP at 11.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,561 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/5/2003 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Deflating by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
She started going out with him in seventh year. Once James had deflated his head a bit." James is desperate, but can he really change everything he is for a girl? Well... he can try. ::It's done! And it's won awards!::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,303 - Reviews: 2270 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 6/25/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
BRUSH WITH A BASILISK, by Gilderoy Lockhart by aims80 reviews
** COMPLETED ** Gilderoy's memory is back, and this is his take on the events down in the Chamber of Secrets. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,175 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 5/7/2003 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Complete
Death Before Dishonor by Robin4 reviews
After being rescued from the Dursleys by Sirius, Harry finds that there are still plenty of ways for Voldemort to catch him--and that his life may have to be bought at a very high price. Set in 5th year and the summer before it. Ch 29 up, and complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 108,637 - Reviews: 1196 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/30/2003 - Published: 1/7/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Curse of Oropher by Katharine Faith reviews
The only acceptable "Thranduil-tortures-Legolas" story on the Net, as far as I'm concerned. This one's for the ladies! Final edit complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2002 - Legolas - Complete
An Ode to Friendship by Moonlitdreamer reviews
On the night before James Potter died, he gave Sirius a letter, proclaiming his friendship. Sirius goes over the memory of those two nights five years later in Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/15/2002 - Sirius B., James P.
Revenge Most Sweet by s1ncer1ty reviews
Why did Sirius Black tell Severus Snape to go to the Whomping Willow the night of the full moon? It wasn't an innocent, childhood prank -- it was revenge. (Ch. 4/4: Finally complete!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,348 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/8/2002 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Of Western Stars by neutral reviews
[complete] Sirius comes across a picture of Harry five years into his imprisonment, and decides to see his godson at all costs. But when he finds Harry neglected and abused, he makes a decision that entangles them both in more troubles than ever before
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 111,123 - Reviews: 2253 - Favs: 2,081 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 9/3/2002 - Published: 3/16/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3152 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
That's What Little Boys Are Made Of by Alkari reviews
Remus Lupin's father recalls how he first met a young Sirius Black. The summer after the boys' first year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,741 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Immortalis Dominus Dominatus by Auror5 reviews
To paraphrase J.K. Rowling: If you are going to write about evil, you must show what that means. Follow Riddle's path into the the abyss of darkness and his rise into power. {a story in progress}
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,455 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/4/2002 - Published: 4/13/2001 - Voldemort
That, Indeed, is Black's Story by JK Ashavah reviews
The scene behind the line from Prisoner of Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 20 - Published: 1/20/2001 - Sirius B.
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In the Real World reviews
After becoming the One, Neo still doesn’t really know what he can do or what’s expected of him. Fighting Agents turns out to be one of the least of his worries… (Gap filler set between M1 and M2).
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,766 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Neo, Trinity
The End of Arda reviews
Sauron, the evillest evil Dark Lord ever (except when Morgoth is listening) discovers that some things are just too horrible for even him to comprehend.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,975 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Sauron
Different reviews
It’s not always safe to trust people you run into in pubs, but sometimes it’s better than family. Sirius and James at eight years old. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Friends Are The Family That You Choose Yourself reviews
It’s impossible for Sirius to get away from his family and their influence. There’s only so far he can run, with no where to hide The only person he feels he can trust no longer trusts him. But he has nowhere else to go. 4th in the Nothing Is Impossib
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,886 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2003 - Sirius B., James P.
Or Perhaps in Slytherin reviews
Sirius and James have decided they’re friends. And they’re not going to let anything change that. Especially not Sirius’ family. Sirius just ignores them, which is easy enough, right? Third in the Nothing Is Impossible series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,758 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2003 - Sirius B., James P.
Home, Sweet Home reviews
Sirius Black and James Potter are not friends. They never could be. After all, one’s a Slytherin, one’s a Gryffindor. They’re just a team. The problem is, the Blacks think they are friends. They don’t understand that friendship between the two is
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,586 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2003 - Sirius B., James P.
Enemies Forever reviews
If there’s one thing every Hogwarts student learns, it’s that dislike of others is not based on a personality clash, or anything so trivial. It’s based on one word, shouted by a hat. No one sorted into Slytherin could ever be friends with one sorted
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,179 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2003 - Sirius B., James P.
Hate At First Sight reviews
Just because Sirius is where sorted where his family wants him to be, it doesn’t make his life any easier. Prologue to the Nothing Is Impossible series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2003 - Sirius B., James P.
Hate to Love in 3 Pages reviews
Lily and James have hated each other since first year, it's now fifth year and there's a ball! I bet you'll never guess what happens. This is a parody, and a very stupid one too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
She's supposed to wait forever! reviews
Sirius goes to find his long-lost girlfriend in the summer after GoF. He does not doubt she will have waited faithfully, ever-believing he is innocent. That's what girls do, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Hogwarts: A History reviews
Will Hogwarts: A History forever gloss over the nastier aspects of the school? Or will this be changed. Pointless R/Hr fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The NotSoSecret Chamber of Secrets reviews
Everyone thinks Salazar Slytherin was a twisted loonie, right? Well, what if he didn't want to rid the school of Muggleborns? What if that was all a big misunderstanding? One-shot fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/24/2003 - Complete