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Hey! I'm Jocelyn, I go by Jocie, Joc, JoJo, JayJay, JK. Or basically any name that lets me know you're talking to me. I love gymnastics, writing, singing, dancing, Draco Malfoy, scary movies, and texting! My friends and I are constantly playing practical jokes on our guy friends. :)

My friends say I'm dramatic, sweet, sarcastic, sneaky, trustworthy, and slightly crazy. I try to make sure that I always have a smile on my face to set a good example for my little brother. Though he doesn't know it, my brother is the inspiration for a lot of the things I write. He is also the reason that I wear earplugs to bed, have a lock on my room door, and a password on my phone :)

My Penname has changed SexxiSlytherin To TeamAliceForever

Teams:

Team Gale

Team: Emmett

Team: Draco

Team: Blaise

Team: Hermione

Team: Shove Bella Off A Cliff

Favorites:

Color: blue

Food: pasta

Song: Hero by: Enrique Iglesias

TV show: Friends, NCIS, Law and Order SVU, Big Bang Theory, and 3rd Rock From the Sun

Book: Hunger Gmaes, Harry Potter, Twilight, Blink, the Boys Next Door, etc.

GLEE:

I love to write Glee stories because they are easily relatable for me, seeing as I'm a teenager. I don't write any Finn stories but I bash him quite often. My favorite pairings are:

Rachel/Puck

Santana/Brittany/Rachel/Quinn (in any combination)

Blaine/Kurt

Twilight Oath:

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
I promise to despise the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know!!

PLeAsE pUt ThiS iN yOu'Re PrOfiLe:

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Colombian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in you're heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Harry Potter:

I love Harry Potter, I don't write any Ron stories but I bash him quite often, (sensing a theme?)

Harry/Draco

Sirius/Remus

Hermione with any of the following people: Draco, Blaise, Marcus, Adrian, Or Theo (sometimes more than one)

Severus/Hermione

Severus/Harry

Sirius/James

Remus/James

Lots of Love,

Jocie

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If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5074 - Favs: 5,209 - Follows: 1,401 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ten Days by LLY1 reviews
After a steamy night in the prefects bathroom, Harry might find himself to be in love with a certain Slytherin. Slash, H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,976 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tighter by Draco Malfoy's Hott reviews
A Dramione one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
It's Easy by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry proves to Ron that asking a girl out is easier than he thinks it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 156 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rumour Has It by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
There are a lot of strange rumours floating around about Potter and Malfoy. Rated T for swearing and excessive references to cherries
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Grovel and Gratulations by Acherona reviews
This was not how Harry wanted to end his birthday, he had hoped for lazy loving sex and maybe even some cuddling. Not having to grovel to a boyfriend who could hold a grudge like no one else. Drarry drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Slush by caren67 reviews
For Rachel Berry, this last slushy pushes her too far. How long she cope with her everyday dose of bullying before it tosses her to the very edge? Noah Puckerman not only helps her, but also creates a friendship/romance better than either could imagine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,455 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
We're Always There For You by PuckleberryShipper326 reviews
Ever wonder what led Rachel and Matt to be so cozy during FUNK? This is my take on the events leading up to "Give Up The Funk". Berryford with Cherry and Puckleberry friendship.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,161 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Rachel B., Matt R. - Complete
Blood is Thicker by L. Durven reviews
When Hermione finds out that her entire life has been a lie, manipulated by none other than one Albus Dumbledore, her wavering loyalty is finally pushed over the edge. Is it even possible to betray those who have all but abandoned you? H.Riddle/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 109,050 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Everyday Destinies by Becoming-Obsessed reviews
A beautiful, warm summer morning turned even brighter as the Golden Boy of the Wizarding World makes the biggest decision of his life, all thanks to blonde hair and silver eyes, and a few encouraging words from his deceased mother. HP/DM, Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Greatest Gift of All by sbmcneil reviews
Harry and Ginny receive some news from St. Mungo's. Written for the SIYE - I'm Having Your Baby challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/31/2011 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
True by WolfRave reviews
Matt gets a second chance at his one true Fan fic reguest from Autumn DeMayne
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Matt R., Rachel B. - Complete
Naming Rights by TheMastress reviews
"I'm not an idiot, Noah. I know what you're trying to do. And no...we are not naming our son after one of the Cleveland Indians." Puckleberry with Hummelberry friendship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,903 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
A Study In Pink by SweetDeamon reviews
"He isn't entirely sure how it is that a certain pink haired witch came to be lying snugly in the bed beside him yet again, or indeed why such a thing had ever occurred the first time around..." RLNT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Cake or Death by Sara's Girl reviews
Potter has cake. How rude. DrabbleFAIL for dysonrules. HPDM. AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. Daftness ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy versus the Knitting by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco does not approve of Harry's new hobby. HPDM. Foundations!verse. Fluffy as.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Complete
Hate Me by sentinel10 reviews
The Cullen's, A wedding, An angry Alpha and a lot of alcohol. Ahhh... Just another day at the office for Leah Clearwater.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,543 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Ministry Ordered Exile by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Unable to resolve their differences in England, Minister Shacklebolt sends Aurors Potter and Malfoy to a beautiful Finnish resort in order to work out their issues. Or else.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Meet The Lupins by SweetDeamon reviews
"What would you say if I told you my dad is a werewolf?" "The same thing as when you said you can fly on a broomstick, or that you're going to go to a school for wizards, Teddy. You're COMPLETELY bonkers!" AU. RLNT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,217 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Teddy L., OC - Complete
Whole World Can Change In A Minute by smc-27 reviews
She vaguely registers Quinn's sister saying things like 'car accident' and 'dead on impact' and 'they're gone, Rachel.' But who in the world would trust the man next to her with raising a child? Like it or not, they're in all this together. AU.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,897 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
If You'd Given Me A Chance by Blackwater Crazziii reviews
Cam sends a letter to Luce explaining his feelings for her and how he wished she'd given him a chance.
Fallen, Lauren Kate - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Lucinda P., Cam B. - Complete
In My Arms by YoGurlB reviews
Inspired by In my Arms by Plumb
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Young Man's Fancy by LJ Summers reviews
WINNER: BEST CARLISLE/BELLA FIC at The Non-Canon Awards! Can a vampire love again when his true mate's existence has been ended? Carlisle comes to Forks before the rest of the Cullens, meeting Bella Swan in – predictably – the ER. Their romance is allowed to flourish...until Edward catches her scent. This is NOT a romantic triangle.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,482 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - [Carlisle, Bella] - Complete
A Pirate's Life For Me by jamiexh reviews
Inspired by the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disney World. "When Rachel bought the blonde haired beauty in the wench auction, she never expected to actually fall in love with her."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,308 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 2,905 - Follows: 524 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It Was Supposed To Be With Me by Blackwater Crazziii reviews
A Blackwater relationship through Sam's eyes. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
The Best Part of Getting Stuck by profmom72 reviews
After getting stuck in a Christmas Eve blizzard, can Edward and Bella find a way to move forward? o/s.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,005 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 73 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Bella, Edward
Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,722 - Reviews: 11399 - Favs: 4,779 - Follows: 2,244 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
The Fireman: Outtakes from Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Outtakes mostly in EPOV from Controlled Burn. This does not stand alone as it's own story, and chapters will not make sense if not read along with Controlled Burn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,558 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009
Falling For You: HD Drabbles by brionyjae reviews
A collection of HarryDraco drabbles, with songs as prompts. A challenge from my friend. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5884 - Favs: 2,852 - Follows: 1,861 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Lonely Moon by eleventy7 reviews
More than a decade after the Battle, Harry returns to Hogwarts as a professor and discovers a student with a familiar face and an unexpected past. HPDM. Compliant with everything except DH epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,754 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 3,037 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Dress by ellainferno reviews
Hermione's Friday Formal dress was her dream come true. Little did she know, it would be the start of too many problems.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,410 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Trading Spaces by SnippyandSnarky reviews
New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,161 - Reviews: 2324 - Favs: 2,308 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Third Wheel by DramaticStarlet reviews
She was third wheel even to Jake and Nessie. Or so she thought. JacobLeah.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Just Harry by Consulting Centurion reviews
I didn’t care about his scar, or his title, or any glamour that came with him being who he was. I loved Harry. H/Hr fic, a FLUFFY moment of truth for 2/3 of the trio, sitting by the fire one learns so much. xxBellaxCullenxx R&R. Pure sweetness!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Kingdom Lost by luckei1 reviews
Hermione goes on a forced holiday to Italy after a tragic event in her life. In Pompeii she runs into someone with a tragedy of his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,901 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Search for the Faeries Flower by NariNari reviews
After an extremely long flash back, Harry, Draco, and Ron get detention from Snape and must go int to the Forbidden Forest to find 10 Faeries Flowers. DxH, lemon, slight crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,188 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Checkmate by Naadi reviews
HxD slash. Draco has a plan to get Harry Potter, and challenges him to a game of Dare Chess. But is it love, or betrayal, he has in mind? A real game of chess is played throughout the story. A seventh year story based on canon through Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 259,337 - Reviews: 2334 - Favs: 3,349 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 5/26/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fireflies by Roslyn Drycof reviews
A detention threatens to reveal the consequences of a certain Incident between the Boy Who Lived and Draco Malfoy. Snarky Snape, Draco in Denial, and Hiding Harry. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,929 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rubber Ducky of Doom by Roslyn Drycof reviews
Malfoy is taking too long in Prefects' bathroom and Harry is impatient to take his own bath. He barges in and decides that if Malfoy won't leave, he'll share. Hilarity and tension follow. Mild slash, HPB doesn't exist HPDM. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Joys of Sexual Education by Roslyn Drycof reviews
Seventh years must take sexual education, and GryffSlyth has Snape and McGonagall as their teachers. Students must be paired up to complete a final project. Harry and Draco hate theirs, but must do it or fail. HD, sim. mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unattainable Desire reviews
Leah's been through heartbreak, loss, betrayal and much pain in her young life, yet she continues on playing with fire. Her best friend longs to comfort her in his arms but is unaware that she seeks someone else's. Someone she shouldn't trust. JacobxLeah
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,785 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Leah, Jacob