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Hey, my name is Daisy. If you know me, you would say that I am the most memorable person in existance for possible reasons:).
I like purple, black, and turquoise. My BFF is You Say Freak I Say Gleek on fictionpress! We're writing a story together!
Ok, this might want to jump up and down for joy, make you really pissed, or just plain confused...I AM A TWIHARD, AND A POTTER FAN! Well, my friend says these kind of people are rare! I am also a total fan of The Hunger Games and I was addicted to Percy Jackson like a while back, but I still enjoy them!
Now, if you don't like me and don't want to keep reading, get off my profile and and hit yourself with a baseball bat!!! And if you want to keep reading, be my guest and read along!
5 Favorite Books/Series:
2. Hunger Games
3. Harry Potter
4. The Help
5. Percy Jackson
5 Favorite Movies:
2. Harry Potter
3. Hunger Games (March 2012)
5. Forrest Gump
5 Favorite TV Shows:
1. Jersey Shore
2. Criminal Minds
3. Dance Moms
4. Toddlers And Tiaras
5. 90's Are All That
5 Favorite Artists/Bands:
1. Florence + The Machine
2. Mumford And Sons
3. Christina Grimmie
4. Katy Perry
5. Paramore OR Cage The Elephant
3 Fave Youtubers:
1. Shane Dawson (shane, ShaneDawsonTV, ShaneDawsonTV2)
2. Andrea Russet (GETTOxFABxFOREVER)
3. Christina Grimmie (zeldaxlove64)
I did not fall for you! I simply tripped and you were standing right in front of me!
If you don't believe in love, why waste your time with a boyfriend?
If Barbie isn't a slut... then why do people buy her boyfriends?
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
I'm not easily distracted... Hey, is that guy sparkling?!?!
Got acne? Just ask your girlfriend what to do! Huh, OH! That's right! You don't have a girlfriend.
I'm so smart... I'm practically retarded!
Me and you is friends. You smile, I smile. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I'm gonna miss your emails.
Butt jiggle is just my little way of saying... GOODBYE!!!
If Edward can throw rainbows into the sun, what can you do?
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.
Don’t mess with me; I've got a stick!
The dinosaurs' exstinction wasn't an accident; Barney came and they all commited suicide.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
It takes 48 muscles to frown, 13 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the heck you did.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with!
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
Toes arent needed for balance. They are just a helpful tool for finding items in the dark. Painfully.
If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then copy and paste this in your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
All the good ones are either gay, married or fictional characters in books or movies.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.
I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.
"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!
Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress??
Never insult anyone by accident.
Humans only use about 1/10 of their brain power. With you, it could be less.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
Ask no questions and hear no lies.
Patience is not a virtue; it is a waste of time.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isnt.
There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people.
If it weren't for women, man would still be wearing last week's socks.
Enjoy life, there's plenty of time to be dead.
People say you can't live without love. I think oxygen is more important.
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets to boring.
I'm busy, you're ugly. Have a nice day!
I see London, I see France, I see political refugees being forced to wear shiny european raver pants. Please help my people! (NO, im not from the UK!)
3 AM phone call... "Hey, are you sleep?" "Nah, I'm skydiving..."
Stop staring at me. You look like Edward Cullen.
I love you with all of my butt. I would say heart, but my butt is bigger!:)
I LOVE pandas. They're not racists. They are black, white, and asian!
If skinny people SKINNY DIP, then what do fat people do? CHUNKY DUNK?
It's funny when people say, "I don't think they like me." Honey, if I didn't like you, you ARE going to know.
You don't have isomnia, you just have a messed up sleeping pattern.
So I threw Skittles at this dude saying, "taste the rainbow!" He threw M&Ms at me yelling, "I'm not afraid!" Then I threw Sunny-D at him and screamed, "UNLEASH THE POWER OF THE SUN!" He threw capri sun at me saying, "respect the pouch" and then he turned into a cow. Yeah...I was speechless after that.
Boy: Psh how bad can a period be, so what you got cramps.
Girl: How about you let me stab you in your stomach 100 times, let you bleed there, and make you walk around like everything is perfectly fine.
You hit your little toe against a table..
At age 7: ''ohhhhh oww''
At age 10: ''ahhhhhhh stupid table''
Age 13: ''SH*T!!!!''
Age 16: ''You stupid mother#$%#ing stupid ass piece of sh*t'' (breaks table)
1.YOUR REAL NAME: Margaret
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus -izzle): Marizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fave color and fave animal): Black Turtle
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and current street name): Daisy Lynnwood
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Dilmatty
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Coke
7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother’s middle name): Catherine
8. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Tickles...?
WHAT TO DO WHEN HE...(TO HELP ALL THOSE GIRLS OUT THERE)
1) When he's acting like a jerk around his friends - walk away. trust me, he'll follow you
2) When he looks like something is wrong - tease him annoyingly. but not too annoying. he will get pissed
3) when he is slowly moving in to kiss you - kiss him first OR put your finger on his lips and say "not the time for that!"
4) When he keeps talking - put your finger over his lips, whisper "you talk to much" and kiss him
5) When he says he's mad at you - quickly kiss him and never let go
6) when you know he likes you, and you like him - hug him and whisper in his ear "never let me go"
7) When he flirts - smack his cheek lightly and say "not even in your dreams"
8) When he's a friend who u like, (and he obviously likes you), and he's mad at u and he walks away - grab his shoulder, spin him around and kiss him
9) when he's being kind of flirty-annoying - tackle him
10) when he's mad at you, and standing akwardly next to you - poke him and say quietly "boop" cutely
11) when he stutters - he is thinking of how to say he likes you/loves you
12) when you are kissing him -wrap your arms around his neck (NOT CHOKING HIM LOL)
Annoying things to do on an elevator: LOLZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it
If you want to contact me or send me just a little hello, my e-mail is email@example.com But don't send me weird or senseless emails. I will hate you for that! JK, JK! But seriously, don't. Thank you for reading my profile and yes, it is really long. I have a twifans.com profile and it tells alot more about me. My name on there is Edward Is In My Dreams. Thanks again and I WILL put up a story in the next month or so! BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!