oh, hey, lookit that. haha. bio. bioooooooo. biology. haha. orgasm. what? DONTCHOOBELOOKINATMELIKETHAT.
female. long brown hair. scary. 'fyoo wanna mail me, try email@example.com, or firstname.lastname@example.org.
just so you know, all my favourite fics and stuff are super old. i've had this account for a looooooong time. and that was back when i was YOUNG AND CARELESS. (i'm still young and careless, but in a better way. A SMARTER WAY.) i really don't know what i'm talking about. it's 8:00 in the morning and i haven't slept yet, and i have a papercut. ow.
so, i dont have any fics. whyyyyy, why in the name of all that is holy? why? because i suck. and not in the kind of 'oh yeah i'm really great but i'm just too shy and nervous and i really like this attention hee hee HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE' way. i mean the 'holy crap this freakin' sucks. my eyes burn from reading your large pile of stinking fish feces. go away and die.' yeah. but i'll let you know when i get better.
lurve and meat slabs,
PS: . a picture of me so you can print it out, put it in a frame, and hang it up on your wall and pretend i'm a part of your family or something. because i'm just that great.