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Joined 08-14-11, id: 3162121, Profile Updated: 08-13-12
Author has written 5 stories for Maximum Ride, Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ, and Mortal Instruments.

fanatic of: Maximum Ride, Gallagher Girls, The Mortal Instruments, The Infernal Devices

in love with: Fang, Zach Goode, Jace Wayland/Herondale/Lightwood, Will Herondale

i want: blue hair.

love: music, books, fanfics, movies, art

hate: the colour green, veggies, bugs...

most things i post here will be related to MR. just becuz.


hi people! i dont know if people actually read these things. but meh, its a profile.

so. everyone pretty much puts out really super long random stuff in profiles. i have a few myself. why? cuz it shows that im just random and weird like that. and i love it. cuz thats who i am. haters can hate, potatoes can potate, and alligators will alligate, but i will always be me, myself, and i. tho i'll admit, its hard sometimes.

fanfiction is probably one of the greatest things i've ever discovered in life (along with Paramore, Maximum Ride, books in general, Glamour Kills, Zumiez, Hot Topic, TWLOHA, music, guitar, drums, bagels, Cheerios, smores, etc.). i love to read other peoples stories. like seriously? i always feel soo jealous that i havnt thought of what everyone writes about, and how some peoples writing skills are to die for.

lol im such a fanatic sometimes. i freaking dream about characters. like Maximum Ride and the flock. i can get pretty obssessed in a totally fangirl way.

hm. i dont know how good i think i write. im always tempted to add emoticons (lol!) and i always speak everything in my mind and try to express feeling and emotions in writing. omg. i love sarcasm. its also a part of me.

am i an experienced writer? uh... well i wrote (and didnt finish) a story when i was 10/11. i wrote (well, started, and didnt finish..) a couple more stories since then, even up until now (which wasnt long ago). but long ago, back in like grade 3, i started writing a little stapled-together book with my friends (including pictures. but guess wat? it was never finished! see a pattern here?). i also wrote this cute stapled-together book with colourful pictures (all written myself and drawn myself-with some assistance from my aunt) that i actually DID finish. so yeah, ive had interest in writing. my friend said that im a natural writer and that im good. im not trying to boast, since i dont think im really good, but i just thought i'd put that out there.

ps. i tend to say 'so yeah' alot, thanks to my friend back in 5th grade. ;))


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Azmanig huh?


Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on!


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (wtf?)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS(or about to/want to), so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (what, so i'm not allowed to be hungry?)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 (SO not true. i absolutely HATE homework. -.-)
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in/used to be in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (lol never heard this before)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (lol fyi im pretty tan)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (i think i am actually... and im proud ;))
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be to a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (hey, thats just the life of all fangirls. its normal)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (to be fair, canadians dont have an accent. i cant hear the difference between american and canadian accents-country accents not included)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (i hate hockey. though floor hockeys pretty fun. and beaver are adorable!)

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (so not true. i belong to the stereotype: ME.)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and crumpets, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (who's yaoi and yuri?)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (i take offense!)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (ahem.)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (LOL.)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (again, who?)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist (i am a perfectionist, but not over-controlling)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist (lol)


When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

When life hands you lemons, throw 'em back and demand Fang.

If you think that the MAXIMUM RIDE series is the best series of books known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this to your profile.

If you try to control your thoughts because Angel might hear them, copy and paste to your profile.

If you are a walking, talking MR series encyclopedia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have spent a whole day reading the MR series, without any food, copy and paste this to your profile.

You know your addiction to MR is getting dangerous when you've added Erasers/Flyboys/Dumbots/Uber-Director/Fang-the-sexy-beast to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

If you have so many dreams about MR that you have lost count, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.

Have you ever tried having a thumb war with yourself? (I did! My left hand is currently the champ.) If you have just tried having a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you find Spongebob funny SOMETIMES, but most of the time he is SO annoying you want to throw the TV out the window, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you absolutely are TERRIFIED of spiders, yet you stare at it as if you're suddenly gonna develop laser vision and zap the spider to ashes, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile. (More like all night! :D)

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, (and/or you end up singing it out loud) copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! :)

People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile XD

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in ur profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are not sure if you find these 'copy and paste things' annoying or if you love them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy an dpaste this to your profile.

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support the "FAX-KILLING DYLAN AND MAYA FOR THE GREATER GOOD" club, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have OWTIOHW-Obssessed With The Idea Of Having Wings, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with James Patterson's fictional (but wishing he isn't) character Fang, from MR, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Dylan was never cloned, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Maximum Ride that it's NOT even funny anymore, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think about how Max and the Flock were in New York when you're there too, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tried looking for Celeste or the creepy ouijia board at the Toys R Us in NYC, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever compared the Max and the Flock with your friends, copy and paste this into your profile.


FAX FOREVER.

Max: Do I ever cross your mind?

Fang: No

Max: Do you like me?

Fang: No

Max: Do you want me?

Fang: No

Max: Would you cry if I left?

Fang: No

Max: Would you live for me?

Fang: No

Max: Would you do anything for me?

Fang: No

Max: Choose--me or your life

Fang: My life

Max flies away in shock and pain and Fang flies after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.


Maximum Ride Fandom Questionairre

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1.Max

2.Angel

3.Nudge

4.Gazzy

5.Iggy

6.Fang

7.Total

8.Ella

9.Dr.Martinez

10.Jeb

11.Ari

12.Dylan (gag)

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Unless I feel like reading about Fang and Ari arguing and fighting repeatedly...

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

not really hot.. but cute. little brother cute.

Can you recall any fics about Nine?

i can remember Dr. M in many fics... but not any really about her. though theres this one i saw about Dr. M/Jeb... o.O

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NEVER! Angel aint gonna steal Fang from Max. Plus, Fang would sorta be a pedophile..

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Iggy/Jeb. I wonder what Iggy can do to Jeb

Do you recall any fics about One?

um like almost every single one?

Two/Seven or Two/Four? Why?

both! lil sis/big bro would be uber cute! and angel/total? lol that would be adorably amusing.

Would Five and Three make a good couple?

meh sure. Niggys not bad. I prefer Eggy though.

Who would win in a fight between Twelve and Ten?

thats a toughie. but i think Jeb's a liiiitle too old for this fight...

One/Five or Two/Eleven? Why?

2/11 Angel/Ari. Cuz ive read it and its cute. 1/5 Max/Iggy is just disturbing.

Who would win in a fight between Nine and Six?

sorry Dr. M. But my bets on Fang.

Two and Seven are making out. Ten walks in…Their reaction?

LOL! (my reaction.)

sooo Angel and Total are lip-locking? and Jeb walks in...

"hold it! let me get my notes!" in a more Jeb-ish way.

Three has to marry either Eight, Four or Nine. Who do they chose?

Gazzy. if Nudge marries one of the other two (Ella and Dr.M), well, i dont think any of them are gay...

What would happen if Seven discovered Three and Ten in a secret relationship?

Total would freak in a totally Total way. barking and mouthing off Nudge and Jeb (EW BTW).

Is there such a thing as a Four/Ten fluff story?

if there is a Gazzy/Dr.M fluff story? ill barf.

Suggest a title for a One/Five Hurt/Comfort fic.

aww... um... The Angel and the Blind. not very creative...

What would be a good pick up line for Eleven to use on Six?

ew. but...

"hey, remember that time i nearly beat you to death on that beach? yeah.. good times..."


MAX-RIDE QUOTES!

Max: "Will you quit that?"

Fang: "Quit what? Breathing?"

Max: "You know what."

The Angel Experiment, pg. 11

Gasman: "What does that mean" (points to a sign that says, 'Stay Off the Third Rail!')

Fang: "It means the third rail has seven hundred volts of direct current running through it. Touch it and you're human popcorn."

The Angel Experiment, pg. 254

Fang: "Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What've you been eating, rocks?"

Max: "Why, is your head missing some?"

The Angel Experiment, Pg. 214

Fang: "Can I interest you in a bit of raw desert rat?"

Nudge: "Oh, no!"

Fang: (pops into mouth, chews, and swallows loudly) "Can't get fresher."

Nudge: "Ugh!"

The Angel Experiment, pg. 147

Dr. Martinez: "I take it you don't want me to call your parents?"

Max: "Um, no." Hello, lab? May I speak to a test tube, please?

The Angel Experiment, pg. 93

The Gasman: "This is nice. It's like summer camp."

Fang: "Yeah, Camp Bummer. For wayward mutants."

The Angel Experiment, pg. 216

Max: "I'm okay now. Maybe it's a stomach bug or something." Yeah, the kind of stomach bug that causes brain cancer.

The Angel Experiment, pg. 229

Max: "Sixty dollars?"

Fang: "He was a total jerk. Take him for all he's got."

Max: "You are evil. I like that."

The Angel Experiment, pg. 168

Fang: "Yes! Freaks rule."

The Angel Experiment, pg. 169

Mike: "Where's your gear?"

Fang: "We don't have any gear. Spooky, isn't it?"

The Angel Experiment, pg. 267

Random Person: "Is this a movie?"

Max: Nah – this is too original for Hollywood. They do sequels.

The Angel Experiment, pg. 289

Dean: "Max, we want to help you. But you've got to help us to. Fair is fair."

Max: "You're kidding, right? Please tell me you have a stronger motive for me than 'fair is fair'. Life isn't fair, Dean. Nothing is fair, ever. Try 'I need you to help me so I won't rip out your spine and beat you with it.' I might respond to that. Maybe."

School's Out – Forever, pg. 39-40.

Max: "He's gonna be fine."

Iggy: "Can we see him?"

Max: "Ig, I hate to break this to you, but you're blind. However, in a little while you can go listen to him breathe and maybe talk to him."

School's Out – Forever, pg. 46-47

Max: "Of course, the prince gets his own bed all to himself."

Fang: "That's right. The prince has a gaping side wound."

School's Out – Forever, pg. 49

Iggy: "Max? Can I come in?"

Max: "No – I'm in a towel."

Iggy: "I'm blind."

Max: "No! You're kidding! Are you sure?"

School's Out – Forever, pg. 84

Max: "Something's wrong with me, but I don't know what."

Fang: "You'll be okay."

Max: "How do you know?"

Fang: "Because I know everything, as I keep reminding you."

School's Out – Forever, pg. 86-87

The Gasman: (In Mr. Pruitt's voice) "You ignorant little sah-vages. You malignant little fiends." (Then in Max's voice) "But sir, our parents are missionaries. Lying is the Tenth Commandment. They're innocent of all wrongdoing. What's a stink bomb?"

Iggy: "Is lying really the Tenth Commandment?"

Max: "No idea."

School's Out – Forever, pg. 134

Fang: "So I guess we just kiss the world good-bye."

Max: "So funny. You're quite the wit."

Fang: "The ladies like it."

School's Out – Forever, pg. 173-174

Max: "Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!"

Fang: "But we're grounded."

(Stare at each other for a second and then burst out laughing.)

School's Out – Forever, pg. 186

Fang: "Holy (insert a swear word of your choice here)."

The Angel Experiment, pg. 383

Max: "Did you know that wasn't me, the other Max?"

Fang: "Yeah."

Max: "When?"

Fang: "Right away."

Max: "How? We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?"

Fang: (grins) "She offered to cook breakfast."

Max and Fang: (laughs)

School's Out – Forever, pg. 398-399

Max: "Lay off the freaking horn!"

Nudge: "Sorry, it's just so much fun – it sounds like a party."

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 7

Max: "We'll be like cavemen, trying to weave clothes out of plant fibers. We'll have nothing! Nothing! All because you and the kids want to kick back in a La-Z-Boy during the most important time in history!"

Fang: "So maybe we should sign you up for a weaving class. Get a jump on all those plant fibers."

Max: "I hate you!"

Fang: "No you dooonnn't!"

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 40

Iggy: "Look, just because Max isn't here doesn't mean all the rules have gone out the window. She left me in charge, and I'm gonna make sure to do everything she would –" (Tries to hold a straight face then cracks up)

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 41

Max: "What the heck are you doing?"

Fang: "Helping you change your mind." (Leans in and kisses her)

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 52

Fang: "We're going to pretend nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out in the open."

Max: "Have you been watching Oprah again?"

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 63

Dr. Martinez: "Fang? Are you – like Max?"

Fang: "Nope. I'm the smart one."

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 70

Max: "So, you have your price. Your soul for a cookie."

Fang: (flips max off)

Max: (grins and then sticks her tongue out at him)

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 72

Fang: "You still want to do this? Bark once for yes."

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 81

Max: "Fang?"

Fang: "Yeah. I'm here."

Max: "I'm so glad you're here."

Fang: "Yeah, I got that."

Max: "I don't know what I'd do without you."

Fang: "You'd be fine."

Max: "No. I'd be totally unfine. Totally."

Fang: "It's okay. Just relax. Just… relax. Don't try to talk."

Max: "I don't want my chip anymore. Actually, I never wanted that chip."

Fang: "Okay, we're taking it out."

Max: "I just want you to hold my hand."

Fang: "I am holding your hand."

Max: "Oh, I knew that… Fang, don't go anywhere."

Fang: "I won't. I'm here."

Max: "Okay, I need you here. Don't leave me."

Fang: "I won't."

Max: "Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much."

Fang: "Oh, jeez."

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 84-85

Max: "What I said yesterday didn't mean anything! I love everyone in the flock! Plus, it was the Valium talking!"

Fang: "Uh-huh. You just keep telling yourself that. You looove me. Pick a tree. I'll go carve out initials in it."

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 86

Max: "What I said yesterday didn't mean anything! I love everyone in the flock! Plus, it was the Valium talking!"

Fang: "Uh-huh. You just keep telling yourself that. You looove me. Pick a tree. I'll go carve out initials in it."

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 86

Fang: "There is one bright side to this."

Max: "Yeah? What's that?"

Fang: (grins) "You looove me." (Holds arms out wide) "You love me this much."

Max: (Shrieks)

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 102

Jeb: "Any nausea? Headache?"

Max: "Yep. And it's standing here talking to me."

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 116

Jeb: "The truth is, Max, nothing is as it seems."

Max: "Uh-huh. Is that what the aliens told you when you quit wearing your foil hat?"

Anne: "The truth is, Max, you're at the School."

Max: "No freaking duh. And uh, wait – let me guess – I'm some kind of bird-kid hybrid. And you captured me. And, and, I'm strapped to a hospital bed. I bet I even have wings. Am I right?"

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 117

Ter Borcht: "You haf a malfunctioning chip, you get debilitating headaches, and your leadership skills are sadly much less than ve had hoped for."

Max: "And yet I could still kick your doughy Eurotrash butt from here to next Tuesday. So that's something."

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 136

Ter Borcht: "Vhat ozzer abilities do you haf?"

Gazzy: "I have x-ray vision." (looks at ter Borcht's chest and then looks appalled)

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 137

Ter Borcht: "Do you haf any qualities dat distinguish you in any way?"

Nudge: "You mean, like, besides the wings?"

Ter Borcht: "Yes. Besides de vings."

Nudge: "Hmm. Besides de vings. Um… I once ate nine Snickers bars in one sitting. Without barfing. That was a record!"

Ter Borcht: "Hardly a special talent."

Nudge: "Yeah? Let's see you do it."

Gazzy: (in ter Borcht's voice) "I vill now eat nine Snickers bars, visout bahfing."

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 138

Ter Borcht: "Does anysing on you vork properly?"

Iggy: "Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony."

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 139

Ter Borcht: "You don't speak much, do you?"

Fang: …

Ter Borcht: "Vhy do you let a girl be de leader?"

Fang: "She's the tough one."

Max: Dang right.

Ter Borcht: "Is dere anysing special about you?"

Fang: "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica."

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 139

Gazzy: (in ter Borcht's voice) "I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahrs!"

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 140

Max: "Now, let's say they come get us."

Iggy: "And, like, the halls are full of zebras."

Gazzy: "And suddenly tons of bubbles everywhere."

Nudge: "And then everyone starts eating beef jerky."

Iggy: "Yeah, I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent, so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky right into their eyes. Now that's a plan!"

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 149-150

Ter Borcht: "It is time to eliminate you. You haf failed all de tests. You are not useful."

Max: "No, but we're dang cute."

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 154

"I vill now destroy da snickahs bahrs!" -Gazzy

"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy

"We were in a top-secret facility in the middle of Death Valley, officially called 'Freaking Nowhere' on any map, and yet he managed to produce marshmallows." -Max

"Rawr!" -Fang

"I had never, ever wanted to kill anyone more, not even last summer when Iggy had shredded my only, favorite pair of non-Goodwill pants to make a fuse long enough to detonate something from fifty feet away." -Max

"Let's get out of here. A Ouija board just told me to save the world." -Max

"In this store, he'd exchanged his basic black ensemble for a slightly different basic black ensemble." -Max

"Hmm. Clear vainilla notes, too sweet chocolate chips, distinct flavor of brown sugar. A decent cookie, not spectacular. Still, a good-hearted cookie, not pretentious." -Max

"Note to self: stop punching inanimate objects." -Max

"Nudge is a great kid, but that motormouth of hers could turn Mother Teresa into an ax murderer." -Max

"Yeah, this is what we needed. A staircase going down to the Dark Place." -Fang

"Just walk. Keep walking. Walk the walk." -Max

"That fat guy could make a movie - like Bowling for Columbine or something." -Iggy

"Senator Dude, um, we have a problem with these sicko scientists." -Fang

"Note to self: give subconscious a pep talk re: better dreams." -Max

"It was you or him. I'm glad you picked you." –Fang

"Here. Have a dog." –Max

"You... are... a... fridge... with... wings. We're... freaking... ballet... dancers." –Fang

"Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to." –Fang

"They were bad fliers. And in their minds, they weren't all 'Kill the mutants', like they usually are. They were like, 'Remember to flap!'" –Angel

"Accident." –Max

"Accident? With what, a rabid bear?" –Paramedic

"Kind of." –Max

"And how do you spell that?" –FBI investigator

"Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-R-O-R." -Gazzy

"Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren't missionaries." –FBI investigator

"No? Well, for God's sake, don't tell them. They'd be crushed. Thinking they're doing the Lord's work, and all." –Max

"Have you ever been to Colorado?" –FBI investigator

"Is that one of those square states, in the middle?" –Max

"I wanted to grab the front of his shirt, throw him against the wall, get some answers. But I'm trying to outgrow that kind of thing." –Max

"So, Fnick, can I change the channel? There's a game on." –Iggy

"Make yourself at home, Figgy." –Fang

"I look like prep school Barbie. Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend." -Nudge-MaximumRide-SOF

"Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no idea what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?" Max-MR-StWaOES

Jeb turned to her. "She's incorruptible." Bully for me. "At least by power." I said. "You haven't tried chocolate or cute shoes" Max and Jeb-MR-Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports.

"I'm hit, Max. They got me. I guess I'm gonna live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, huh?" Okay. In my experience, if you're really hit or seriously hurt, you don't say much. -Total and Max-MAX

Fang swerved closer to me, big and supremely graceful, like a black panther with wings. Oh, God. I'm so stupid. Forget I just said that. -Max-MAX

"What's your name?" "Isabella von Frankenstein Rothschild." -Angel answering Steve-MAX

"I'm only a kid! I can't get married!" "You could in New Hampshire." -Max and Angel-MAX

"South America. It'll be warm. They have llamas. You like llamas." -Max-MAX

"Optimism is overrated, Max. Its better to face realitly head-on." -The Voice-SOF

"Have you guys been playing in the toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?" -Fang-FW

"Your middle name is 'Charging Off.'" -Total-MAX

"I choose you, Max" Fang-MAX

"'We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?' (Max)

He turned to me and grinned, making my world brighter. 'She offered to cook breakfast.'" (Fang)

"'You were designed to be very smart, Max,' she told me. 'We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was developing.' (The director)

'And yet I still can't program my DVD player,' I said." (Max)

"Fang, are you-like Max?"(Dr. Martinez) "Nope, I'm the smart one."(Fang)STWAOES

"'Fang, Fang, Fang, I love you thiiiis much!'(Max) 'Oh, jeez.'"(Fang)

"Opps, guess they forgot to program us with respect for authority."(Max)

"There, decades of psycho logic picked apart in three secongs by an eleven-year-old. Take that modern science!"(Max)

"He permitted himself a small grin. Max had always teased that the Flock had voted Fang 'Most Likly to Become a Cult Leader.'"(Fang's thoughts)


Mortal Instruments Fandom Questionnaire

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1.Clary

2.Isabelle

3.Simon

4.Jace

5.Alec

6.Max

7.Magnus

8.Sebastian/Jonathan

9.Maia

10.Jordan

11.Luke

12.Jocelyn

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Max and Luke? Now that's just weird. And gross, depending on what its about. Plus, it doesnt help that Max is... dead. T.T

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Jace? oh hell yeeessss! he tops the scale. hes sooo sweet.. and his Jace-ness is so amusing.

Can you recall any fics about Nine?

hm.. Maia fics.. i havent read any.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Izzy and Max? incest is disturbing.. so no..

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

if its a love fic, Alec/Jordan would make more sense. but if its just friend... Alec/Maya could work, but theyre not really close.. then again, neither is Alec and Jordan with each other..

Do you recall any fics about One?

alot.

Two/Seven or Two/Four? Why?

both! Izzy/Jace as a lil sis/big bro fic, and Izzy/Magus as... well i think it could be pretty interesting...

Would Five and Three make a good couple?

O.o i dont think Alec likes Simon very much...

Who would win in a fight between Twelve and Ten?

thats a toughie. Jordan's a good strong werewolf, and Jocelyn is a good strong Shadowhunter. but then, Jocelyn's older with more experience.. but Jordan's younger with great training... gar.

One/Five or Two/Eleven? Why?

Clary/Alec or Izzy/Jordan... the latter. or maybe the former. or both. Clar/Alec dont talk much, so maybe Izzy/Jordan cuz they had an interesting convo involving tequila and stuff so yeah..

Who would win in a fight between Nine and Six?

soory Max! but Maia got this.

Two and Seven are making out. Ten walks in…Their reaction?

lol as long as its not Alec walking in on Izzy&Magnus.. but Jordan? hes a bit of an awkward guy. so he'll probably leave. lolol if it WAS Alex.. well, his sister and his epically amazing boyfriend? yeah. nuff said.

Three has to marry either Eight, Four or Nine. Who do they chose?

Simon...with Jace or Sebastian/Jonathan or Maia... obviously Maia. tho im totally up for Simon/Isabelle. so cute.

What would happen if Seven discovered Three and Ten in a secret relationship?

oh Magnus.. you never know what he'll do with anything.. so Simon/Jordan? as long as Izzy and Maia dont find out... xD

Is there such a thing as a Four/Ten fluff story?

Jace/Jordan? um...

Suggest a title for a One/Five Hurt/Comfort fic.

aww this would be kinda sweet. Clary/Alec.. title.. um.. "Lost On The Other Side" cuz yknow.. Alec is gay.. Clary knew early.. yeah.. bad title..

What would be a good pick up line for Eleven to use on Six?

sigh. pedophile much? Luke/Max aint gonna work! besides, what would Luke say? "I know a good comic store we could go to.."?

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Betrayal In Its Simplest Form by Virelei reviews
One day, Seirin realizes Kuroko's strange behavior. Kuroko comes day after day to practice, harboring more injuries than before. Is Kuroko holding a dark secret? Determined to find out, Seirin investigates in Kuroko's life, soon to find something shocking. But GoM are already on their move. Overprotective!GoM. Warnings of abuse and language.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 103,198 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 2,350 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 11/2/2015 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Kuroko T., Akashi Seijuurou, Generation of Miracle - Complete
Didn't see that coming by GallagherBlackthorneZammie reviews
Grant is cammie's brother they just found out their friends don't know, they can't tell them for their own safety what will happen,bex and zach jealous?impossible you say lets find out! sorta like cammies big brother a little but i give credit 2 the author
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,937 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/12/2015 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
School Days by TMI reviews
Typical All-human story, with the flock meeting at school yada yada yada.. I just felt like writing one of these, so please give it a try! Max and Ella move to California and Cromwell High. They're instantly thrown into the swirl of new friends, new romance, and most importantly, soccer! But is everything really as normal as it may seem? Fax, Eggy, Gudge. Soccer and pizza involved.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 258,695 - Reviews: 1705 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Max, Fang
Nutella by BluetoYellow reviews
Aomine wokes up early after a wild night with the blonde but he can't find his boyfriend anywhere in the room. He stands up to look for him as he wonder what the blonde is doing. AoKise PWP/Porn without Plot.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/8/2014 - [Aomine D., Kise R.] - Complete
GG Trilogy, Part One by ChameleonZ reviews
Takes after GG4. First fanfic, so PLEASE read and review! Can't think of another title. JUST READ IT PLEASE! I promise, story is way better than summary. please? :
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,024 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Letters by ivyflightislistening reviews
After STWAOES. The Voice told Max to try living a normal life for one year and Jeb tracked down Fang and Nudge's parents. Fang's in Montana, Max in AZ. This is their story as they keep in touch and find out what home, love, and friendship really mean.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 107,621 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
3 times Aomine tries to confess to Kise, & 1 time he actually succeeds by kaitou-marron reviews
Aomine tries to confess to Kise, who is horribly clueless…or maybe just horrible. (Many apologies for using numbers and symbols in the title, but the fully written out version would not fit in FFnet's character limitations.)
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Aomine D., Kise R. - Complete
Ice Cream Delight by VongolaXII reviews
In which Kise comes in with an ice-cream and stains himself with it, Aomine just doesn't have enough self control and then Kuroko just have to accidentally turn him off. AoKise drabble
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Kise R., Aomine D. - Complete
Hidden Scars by Mack2theMax reviews
Max is being abused. Shes been able to hide it so far. Then Fang moves in as her neighbor. He tries to unravel her secrets. Will he succed? Or will Max suffer alone? T for swearing! No Wings Story is better than summary!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,644 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Max, Fang
Hold Your Hand Forever by aomeanie reviews
Aomine and Kise can't seem to get along during practice, so Akashi forces them to hold hands as punishment. [Teikou!AoKise, oneshot]
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/4/2014 - [Kise R., Aomine D.] Akashi Seijuurou, Generation of Miracle - Complete
Glad You Came by ninanna reviews
Aomine has been a pro basketball player in NBA for a couple of years now and has recently transferred to a new team, moved to a new city. While drowning in his homesick blues, he meets a familiar face from his past, Kise Ryouta, who has also recently moved to the city to further his modelling career.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,676 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Kise R., Aomine D. - Complete
When The Truth Comes Out by tashalambert reviews
Liz and Jonas set up a IM chat system for Gallagher and Blackthorne over the summer holidays... after a daring game of truth or dare will things ever be the same again? R&R please my first fanfic!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,909 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
FIGHTER by f0r3v3rm3 reviews
Cammie was an orphan,the girl no one wanted...or so she thought. She'd survived the fire that killed her parents and been adopted by Joe Solomon. Now when her life's gone topsey turvey, its going to take all her strength to survive; because she IS a fighter.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,254 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Revitalized by ChickenNinja reviews
Sequel to "In Too Deep"- After Fang is killed by Hatch, Max spirals into a deep depression. She decides to move the flock to NYC where they want to start over. What happens if they can't really run away from the past? Fax/Niggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,813 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Max, Fang
In Too Deep by ChickenNinja reviews
It's hard to live in a world where no one understands you. It's even harder when you're Maximum Martinez, A teenage girl who has made one big mistake. One day she meets two guys named Iggy and Fang, and together they begin a new life...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,330 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Finding True Love by Fangrules reviews
Love is nothing but a myth. But that won't stop them from being together. A month ago i would have been happy with the man waiting for me at the altar - but not now. Not after falling in love with a street boy with onyx eyes and a golden heart. There's nothing i can do to stop it - but i will not lose him, no matter what. We will fight for our love.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,998 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Max, Fang
Scars by Sierra156 reviews
The Flock meet when they're put in a foster home together. They've all got a story- Fang blames himself for the death of his family; Max was abused by her father, and never really got over it. Read to find out the others' stories. Fax, Eggy, and no wings.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,595 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Max, Fang
What Happens In Nebraska Stays In Nebraska by XJamesBondX reviews
Sequel to Into the Night. Zach spends the Christmas with Cammie and her family, along with Kate and Melanie. What could possibly happen in two weeks? When your a spy...a lot can. Rate T for safety. ZxC. Point of view may vary.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 109,786 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Love, Live, Spy: GG5 by justhighlyimprobable reviews
Cammie's on the run toward answers. What will she do and where will she go to find the truth behind her past? Who will she see along the way to finding her answers and what will she find? Read it. Z/C
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 19,325 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Cammie M.
I've Missed You by aryine reviews
Aomine will always love Kise, even if the other isn't around anymore. Charadeath, angst, but there's a sweet ending. AoKise.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Kise R., Aomine D. - Complete
In Darkest Red by thundercow reviews
Yayoi tries to give a reason to all of this, but that is just one more thing she's already lost. — YayoiShion.
Psycho-Pass/サイコパス - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Shion K., Yayoi K. - Complete
In a Different Life by neko-nya reviews
Sort of sequel to Yellow. For all his encouraging words, it turns out that Kise's the one who's having the hardest time moving on. One-shot.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Kise R., Aomine D. - Complete
Maximum Awkwardness 2: Lessons of life by SearchingInspiration reviews
Lesson 1: relationships get harder as time goes on. Lesson 2: The talk is really awkward. Lesson 3: Avoiding your boyfriend NEVER ends well. I'm Max and those are just the beginning of mine and my families problems. Sequel to Maximum Awkwardness.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,524 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Falling For The Enemy by ChrisyLikesToEatMangoes reviews
Fang Ravensmith moved away, Maximum Ride thought all her troubles fled away with him. That is, until he returns, looking better than ever, starting up the constant bickering and sarcastic comments again. But maybe, just maybe, Max has had enough.FAX,R&R.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,617 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Fang, Max
Yellow by neko-nya reviews
After a body was found in a pond at a park 20 minutes away from Tokyo, Detective Kagami's been assigned to the case. The victim: a member of the legendary Generation of Miracles who'd mysteriously vanished a decade ago. Enlisting the help of an old friend of the victim, the two will have to navigate through the world of Japan's small but tight knit basketball community. KaKuro Aoki
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,450 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Kuroko T., Kagami T., Kise R., Aomine D. - Complete
Signal by lunaryu reviews
There's a reason why Kagami was sent back home to Japan. Akashi pulled some strings? Or was it his family? Why does Furihata get involved in this craziness? Will Akashi give his blessing to all the GoM members' new 'partners? This is the conclusion. Akashi's 'eyes' are there for a very important reason, not just for basketball. -Nine Shots- AkaFuri,KaKu,AoKi,MiTa,MuHi Epilog UP!
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,705 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Akashi Seijuurou, Furihata K., Generation of Miracle - Complete
Teasing can be fun too by Sweetanco reviews
This is actually a fill to a prompt, so very bad summary: Aomine Kise, Kagami and Kuroko are all hanging out at Maji Burger. A mischievous Kise decides to have fun with Aomine... under the table. Pairing: AoKise. SMUT. The original prompt is inside.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Aomine D., Kise R. - Complete
Maximum Ride All Over Again by Jezabel Raewin reviews
What happens when a box of books show's up for the flock to read? Get through the first chapters and you'll love it. I promise. Note: FANG never happened. Rated T since I'm paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 145,704 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Max, Ella - Complete
The High Road by Cherry Ami reviews
After a fight with an American team Kise can't even remember, the team decide they should celebrate with drinks. When Kuroko and Kagami go back to their room, Aomine shows up and suggests a little game of Truth or Dare... M rated, lemon, yaoi, AoKise pairing. One-shot.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Aomine D., Kise R. - Complete
nevertheless, hello by VoiSieteQui reviews
Midnight sun is a state of mind. Time makes no sense in this world. You can leave your watch in your suitcase, because this day has no end / Kise dies and Aomine is left to piece himself back together again, bit by bit, one pill at a time. It's hard, but as long as they're still together, everything is going to be okay. aokise oneshot, charadeath, substance abuse, language
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,983 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Aomine D., Kise R. - Complete
My Escape by finally-alive reviews
Zach Goode's dad died on a mission three years ago. But his dad wasn't alone, he had a partner. Three years later, he goes back to the same old town, trying to reveal secrets and clues. What he didn't expect? Meeting his dad's partner's daughter. AU; ZxC
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,552 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M.
Maximum Ride: CIAI by River DeLuca reviews
Maximum Ride was a 26 year old college student from Dallas, Texas. Until she passed a test. THE test that would change her life forever.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,691 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Fang, Max
Shower Break by Mirlin reviews
Serie of PWP Shower Smut One Shot's.. Couples until now:: AoKise.. Planning on:: KiKuro and AkaKuro..
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/5/2012 - [Kise R., Aomine D.]
Legend of the Seraph: Part 2 by Heart of Diamond reviews
Sequel. Now traveling, Max is getting a reputation. When the group discover Erasers kidnaping kids, they must protect not only the children but the magic the Erasers are after. Max must learn how to lead, fly, trust and understand her emotions. Fax Niggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,852 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Max, Fang
Love Means Facing Your Biggest Fears, And Trusting by A Runner At Heart reviews
After a tragic event, Cammie moves back to Virginia from California, where she meets a certain Green-Eyed-Boy. The past comes back, and love sparks up. But soon, the truth come out, and Cammie and the gang are out searching for answers, answers she may or may not like. ZAMMIE! No spies! All normal! Full summary inside!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 44,232 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
A whole new LIFE by Atticusplease reviews
Max has lived in a cruel orphanage her entire life. What happens when the Martinez Family decides to adopt Max. Max's new life will finally begin, but what happens when she realizes a girl next door is being abused just like she was not too long ago?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,262 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Max, Fang
I Hate Camp, No, I Love Camp! by mademoiselle-cosette reviews
Maximum Ride is being sent to a camp, by her mother. She is extremely miserable, but will a certain dark-haired Mr.Rock teach her to appreciate everything? How will things turn out for the summer? FAX FAX FAX! R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,608 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Fang, Max
High School Ride by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
All human. Max and her mum and sister have moved to Arizona much to Max's dismay. She doesn't believe that Arizona will have anything to offer her, until she meets Nick Ride, Fang, and his friends and family who call themselves a 'Flock'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 262,365 - Reviews: 4992 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Max, Fang
Various Phobias by It's Fnicking Awesomeness reviews
Previously 'me&sister'. What if members of the flock got random and ridiculous phobias? Hilarity, craziness, therapy, FAX, and NIGGY, obviously! Please review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,834 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Complete
Out of Line by Flitting Wishes reviews
Max escaped the School when she was 13. She thinks she's the only one with wings, but are there other like her? And...who's Ari? "Maximum Ride," the Eraser says, pointing a gun to Ella's head. "Come with us and she might get to live." *AU *WINGS *FAX ***HIATUS***
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,029 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Max, Fang
Max & Fang Forever? by Dark Love 17 reviews
When Fang asks Max to marry him, there's a lot to put up with. Wedding planning, Dylan's reaction, some terrifying wedding crashers, and a special night alone with Fang. Please read & review! Story a lot better than summary! Rated T for some reason.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Max, Fang
It Takes Six To Save The World by Heart of Diamond reviews
AU! Max believes shes the only one with wings. Until she is Nicks foster sister, the mysterious emo who Max immediately despises. Max and Nick face high school, fights, queen bees, prank wars, but a hidden cult is rising and hunting the six destined to save the world. Can they face their emotions and find the rest of flock before Itex attacks? Well… Jeff certain hopes so. Fax Niggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 88,139 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Max, Fang
From Where You Are by dancerxforlifex3 reviews
Max feels somewhat broken ever since Fang moved. They're trying their hardest to stay in touch, but long-distance relationships are never easy. Neither is dealing with friend drama along with that Sequel to That's Just How It Is.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,002 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Max, Fang
Tiny Max by Browniesarethebest reviews
The flock has been captured by the School and they turned Max into...a 4-YEAR-OLD KID. Her memories of the flock are gone too. In order to change her back, the flock has to gain her trust and help her get her memories back or she'll be stuck as a child.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,501 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Complete
What I've Done by missangellicdevil reviews
Max was taken from the flock three years ago. Three years later, she escapes, with the help of the Flock. But will they understand, trust and accept the new Max?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,142 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Max
Fish Tale by SmurfZXC714 reviews
AU Zach pulled on a mask and flippers before thinking about how his life had gotten so weird. He was spending time with a girl, without physical contact. Then he thought, It's time for something new, and Cammie was definitely something new. COMPLETE
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 117,209 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G., Liz S., Macey M. - Complete
He's Out of My League by americanbread reviews
How much are you willing to do to get the one you love? In this story, Max is willing to do everything to get Fang's attention. Loosely based on the Thai film "A Little Thing Called Love". AH; FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 103,347 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Hands Where I Can See Them by The Girl With The Silly Smile reviews
The story of two unlikely people falling in love... Then out of love... Then back in. Can Detective Maximum Ride and Fang Diekman find a way to make it work while trying to dodge bullets-literally- and solve the case that brought them together? R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 81,366 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
The iPod screen by TMI reviews
Fang returns to the flock's house after two months of being on his own. He wanders around Max's moonlit room, discovering things that will help him make the decision to stay or go. No longer a one or two shot! Thanks for all the support, people! Love you!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,000 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
A Heist With A Spy by DiVaGiRl13 reviews
A mission gone wrong. A successful heist. Kat meets Chameleon. Kat's mom and Cammie's dad, there couldn't be a link there, right? Art Thieves and Spies mix pretty well when you think about it, well if they don't, they're screwed R&R
Crossover - Gallagher Girls & Heist Society - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,626 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Cammie M., Kat B.
Maximum Awkwardness by SearchingInspiration reviews
Maths time!Maximum Ride plus awkward moments equal see title !We've all been in those situations where you want nothing more than to pretend they didn't happen so these are a few that have happened to me and my pals and how the flock would deal with them
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,740 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
My Fair Lady by NextStop.Happiness reviews
When Ari goes off to Paris with his girlfriend, Max is forced to become his replacement. With a boyish cut and a flat chest. What will happen when she debuts in a male music group as Ari? Plot based off the Korean drama, You're Beautiful. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 197,395 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Beautiful Boy by Birdwatched reviews
Max left the flock because she was pregnant with Fang's son. Now, she's nineteen, living with their five year old boy, Silence...and Fang never stopped searching for her. Fax in later chapters, you just need to be patient :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,550 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Speak by Armygirl0604 reviews
Meet Fang-the foster kid who just can't get a break. Meet Max-the girl who's determined to make him feel welcome in her home. Is Fang just afriad to talk or is there something wrong with him? And is Max falling in love with her foster brother? Me no own.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 32,821 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Flock Chat by whocares1313 reviews
Ha! Dr Martinez buys the whole flock computers! What shall happen? Read and find out!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 21,283 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011
U and A by ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar reviews
After Max left in the middle of the night, the flock split up. Now, three years later, the lives they left behind are catching up to them. COMPLETE.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 85 - Words: 74,423 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
Once a Spy, Now a Thief by softball5 reviews
When Cammie runs away she meets Kat the thief and Cammie needs to stay low and off the cirle's radar, so what better way to stay low than become what she never thought she'd be; a thief but what happens when they decide their next job is robbing her home?
Crossover - Gallagher Girls & Heist Society - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,403 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Cammie M., Kat B.
The Love of Fighting and Fighters by XxAngelWithWingsxX reviews
Maximum Ride: a black belt with a quick temper and an even quicker tongue. Fang Riley: a street fighter nicknamed Shadow, and known for his deadly silence. Put them together and you have one heck of a story. FAX. No wings. Continued by me.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 38,253 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Chips and Voices by the12thcookie reviews
Max doesn't think much of the chip in her arm, but when powers and things taken for granted began to disappear, she realizes there's a lot more to it. Plus, she just might not be the only one being controlled. Action, and Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 83,848 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Cammie's big brother by Lmb111514 reviews
Cammie has always been an only child. One day she finds out that she has a twin brother who now goes to Blackthorne and is friends with her. Her friend don't know and start to get suspicious of them, what will Cammie and her brother do?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,153 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Cammie M., Grant
Dashing Through MR? by TMI reviews
The flock are relaxing before Christmas, when suddenly, a band of teenage girls parade by with a strange set of carols to sing. They explain they wrote these songs in protest of the last three books of the Maximum Ride series... Say what! T for language.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
That's Just How It Is by dancerxforlifex3 reviews
Max moves from Montana to sunny Florida and befriends mysterious Fang. The two are great friends but also somehwat have feelings for each other underneath, despite the fact that Fang has a girlfriend. Sorry for the bad summary :P Enjoy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 111,226 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
So we meet again by ninjaspyassassin1 reviews
Grant and cammie Morgans worlds were turned upside down when they found out they were spies. Now they go to Gallagher and blackthorne, and haven't seen eachother for years. What happens when Gallagher has an exchange with backthorne? I suck at summaries!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,234 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Fairy Tales are for Sissies by noahmagnem121 reviews
Max is perfectly happy living in LA...that is, until her parents announce they're moving. Before long, she's settling down in a snobby private school surrounded by snobby kids...but some of these kids aren't at all what they seem. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,413 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Max, Fang
A Chatroom with a side of Civilians by BrookeGoode reviews
When Liz and Jonas make a chatroom for Gallagher will Cammie's Civilian friends find out what really goes on in Gallagher Academey? Please review! Trailer First Chapter is up! Story is going to better than the Summery oh and story is a litte but OOC THIS STORY IS UP FOR ADOPTION STILL IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO ADOPT IT!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,751 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
New Beginnings by Claire Ville reviews
Due to Max's dads job, her family is forced to move towns yet again. When an unfortunate accident takes place, will Max and her siblings ever restart their lives?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,843 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011
School of love by bagels and bacon reviews
She is the girl everyone thrives to be. He is the boy that is left alone in the shadows. She is the girl that her parents are proud of. He is the boy with no parents. She is the girl that has scholarships for dancing. He is a street fighter. She wants to help. He doesn't want help.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 14,336 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Max, Fang
Legend of the Seraph: Part 1 by Heart of Diamond reviews
In a world of magic & a time of great evil, a hero will fly. A true leader. It was foretold that when the winged one rises, there will be a war. Max's life was ordinary… until she meets Fang, grows wings and has her house burnt down. Such is life. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,197 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Letting Go by LiveLifeLOUDxoxo reviews
Maximum Ride settles into a new school and soon, her past is catching up with her. She meets the Flock and slowly, Max grows closer to Fang. With Fang, she truly discovers what trust really is. AU Former username - WhatTheFnick xFang and Iggyx
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,300 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Max, Fang
12 Days Of Christmas by Penname.Of.Doom reviews
Max was taken away 8 years ago and this Christmas she escaped and she has found the Flock. But she isn’t exactly the person that they were expecting. She looks different: younger, older and birdier at the same time! Can she put her family back together?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,206 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Max, Fang
The Broken Winged Angel by BombSpecialist210 reviews
Max is an orphan that was always beaten. She has so many scars she can't count. When she's adopted by the Martinez's why is it that she looks so much like Mrs. Martinez? Why does she never want to open up to people? Full summary inside. FAX later on.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,739 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Max
Fang's Twin At HON by cheybirdcheycatC.D.Lain reviews
ok there will be allot of fax in here. but basically if the older flock members went to HON. Awakened Spoilers and Fang never happened. Fang And OC Twin POVs. R&R
Crossover - Maximum Ride & House of Night - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,280 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Fang
Hacking into the Family Tree by TheOriginalAussieNinja reviews
Cammie has a brother and it's... Jonas? Way better then the summary, please read!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,237 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Jonas, Cammie M. - Complete
Seven brothers by tarunpuddingsan reviews
I want everyone to know that I am going to rewrite this story all over again with more details.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,943 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Amu H. - Complete
Sometimes by JAMZD reviews
Max is an 18 year old girl living with her 20 year old brother Ari; that is until he leaves for a 2 month trip leaving Max and 2 of his bestfriends living in his apartment; his friends just so happen to be 2 of Max's worst enemies. What'll happen next?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,909 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
How Many Minutes in Twenty Years? by mysterywriter94 reviews
EDIT: Fang has left...he left me, he left the flock, but mostly me. When he returns, he's going to be in for a whole lot of trouble...POST-FANG, rated T for self-harming and other stuff
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 47,135 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Max - Complete
Never Love Again by po tah toes reviews
He boke my heart,stepped on it then threw it away.I can't believe I actually loved him.And now I promise my self that I will never love again, afraid of ending up hurt.But It's hard since someone you loved before comes back.RATED T amuto kutau,rimagihko
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 50,687 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
What if? by usedtoruletheworld reviews
What if none of the flock members had been kidnapped and taken to the school? What if they lived with their parents and led normal lives? What if they all lived on the same street? Max still has to save the world. Fax and some Eggy. Rated T just in case.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,215 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Max, Fang
The Expiration Date by LaughingSenselessly reviews
What happens when Max's expiration date shows up? Set after the seventh book! This is my first fanfic! :D R & R guyz! THIS STORY IS NOW COMPLETE! -dance-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,128 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Bet by TMI reviews
Iggy noticed that at the Virginia school, all the girls love Fang and all the boys love Max. He sets up a bet between the two: whomever is asked out the most by the end of the day loses, and has to do whatever the winner wants. Does anyone else smell FAX?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,827 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Spy Meets Thief by jayflower reviews
Two Games, Similar Rules. Three words: Spy meets Thief. Set before GG5 and HS2.
Crossover - Gallagher Girls & Heist Society - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Cammie M., Katarina B./Kat
Midnight Flight by MadHat11D6 reviews
Max is marked and gets sent to the Tulsa house of night. Everything seems fine until something happens that sends everything spiraling out of control. What is the Director planning? Will Max be able to keep her secret? Rated t.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & House of Night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,018 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Max, Zoey R. - Complete
The Maximum Mortal Games by Kotawings reviews
Find out what happens when the characters from Mortal Instruments and Maximum Ride are entered in the Hunger Games! They get sent to the future thanks to Magnus, who made a portal to the future. LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,982 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Complete
TDI RIDE by NeonAngels reviews
Maximum Ride meets TDI Now COMPLETE!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
Summer Suprises by WannaBeWinged reviews
Max had to move away from her friends Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, and Angel when she was 14 and now three years later they come up to stay with her for the summer, bringing along Nudge's new adoptive brother Fang. FAX!Rated T because I'm paranoid.No wings...Yet!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,676 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Max, Fang
When In Doubt, Spy It Out by Kelsey Goode reviews
After GG4. Cam returns and the Circle's still after her, but as she starts senior year she discovers her real bloodline, and makes numerous shocking discoveries. Who knew Cam wasn't an only child? And her Dad is nearby? T for cussing & fornication. Z/C.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,951 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Cammie M.
Dorm Ride by nightwings93 reviews
In order to escape her past, Max gets accepted to her college of choice. Only there's a catch: she has to live in the ALL BOYS dorm! What happens when she meets Fang, the pyrotwins Iggy&Gazzy, and a whole horde of other hot guys? All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,577 - Reviews: 3639 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
Spies, Mutants, and Chatrooms OH MY! by the7thflockmember reviews
what if the characters from the Gallagher Series met the Flock over a chatroom. Probably going to be OOC. There WILL be a sequel. I need help for a better title possibly and better screen names for them. Please and thank you. D
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,778 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
The Great Gallagher Heist by overachiever13 reviews
What happens when you have the Gallagher Girls, the Blackthorne Boys, a couple of proffesional teenage con artists, and a few twists? Well, you get this story. Better than the summary, I promise! Rated T for safety
Crossover - Gallagher Girls & Heist Society - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,543 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Cammie M., Katarina B./Kat
Is This Really Home? by wolflover777 reviews
Fang's next door neighbors adopt Max. He's the popular bad boy in school. She's the tough, sarcastic orphan. Will they get along? Will Max tell them how she became an orphan? First story, so suggestions are very appreciated! Chapter 18 is now up!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,779 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Max, Fang
Reunion by Kelsey Goode reviews
A reunion. A one night stand. Where does that leave us in our twisted little tale? Who's that girl that seems to know Zach so well? And who's the traitor in our close-knit group of friends? What would you do to save the one you loved the most? A bit OOC.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,000 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Crazy Happenings by Egg Destroyer 9000 reviews
Max and the Flock decide to land in Seiyo, Japan and visit our friends, the Guardians. Gasman angers Nagihiko which was a stupid idea. Angel should've told him about the skirt incident that scarred Kuukai and Tadase for life, and about Nagi's temper...
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Max, Amu H. - Complete
Tutorials in Bassness by sillykiwi reviews
The boys are locked in a room with a TV, laser pointer, shame corner, and Macey McHenry as a teacher. Subject? Chuck Bass. "We get it. He's Chuck Bass. I'm Zach Goode, you're Macey McHenry. He's Jonas Nakamura, and over there? Yeah. That's Grant Newman."
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Macey M. - Complete
The Perfect Stranger by elevenhurricanes reviews
Max and Fang have never met each other until now. They are both living perfectly normal lives with adoptive parents. What happens when the School comes after them and Fang's deepest secret is exposed? Is he good... or bad? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 32,840 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
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Aomine, as he watches his love disappear.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Kise R., Aomine D. - Complete
KuroBasu Crazy Dates reviews
a collection of drabbles of a bunch of Kuroko no basuke pairings going on random dates. MidoTaka, MuraMuro, AoKise, KagaKuro, AkaKuro, MuraMido, AoKaga, ImayoshixHanamiya, HyuugaxTeppei, etc. and any requests (if there is any). Rated K for light and fluffiness. May change depending on how things turn out.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 8/21/2014
Home Is Where My Grave Is reviews
Max left the place she grew up in. Home. All thanks to her dad. Now, three years later, she's back. But her old friends since childhood don't seem so happy to see her. Then, of course, there's the new guy. The one that moved into her old house. Great. Based on the book 'She's So Dead To Us' by Kieran Scott. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,333 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Max, Fang
Maximum Ride, the Seven Non-Dwarfs, and the Huntsman reviews
When Max's mother, Valencia, disappears, her father, Jeb remarries to Brigid. Jeb thinks its best for Max. But Brigid is the worst thing that ever happens to Max. Based on Snow White. FAX included (duh ;p). Rated T for swearing. All Human, mostly normal with some random oddities. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,690 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 8/21/2014
All Switched Up reviews
What if, somehow, the Flock and the Shadowhunters/Downworlders were to.. switch? The Flock loses their wings and become Shadowhunters/Downworlders. The others lose their Angel blood/demon disease and grow wings. Looks like everyone's got a little problem here. What to do, what to do..
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2014 - Max, Clary F.