Asphodel Oakburt
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Joined 12-28-02, id: 316263
Author has written 3 stories for Mega Man, Pitch Black / Riddick, and Harry Potter.
Hey all, Asphodel Oakburt here. Real name? Hannika Skater ;)

Sorry, I haven't been posting any fics but I'm working on them. I'm currently Miss Review..lol. I plan to finish all fics before I post them to avoid annoyingly long waiting periods.

So anyway, I'll update soon. Email me if you have any ideas. You all can email me in this address, as well:

beautifulchaos_69@hotmail.com

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Merry Christmas Mr Malfoy by Emerald-Kisses reviews
Granger, there's nothing special about Christmas. Christmas doesn't exist for us!" "How very sad."-Draco Malfoy has never had a real Christmas and Hermione Granger has taken it upon herself to give him his first real Christmas. Dramione. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,378 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2137 - Favs: 3,558 - Follows: 1,659 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,232 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Simple Magic by FlameWriter008 reviews
Pre HBP Draco and Hermione are doing a project required from all of the students in seventh year. What is the project? You have to read for that m’dears! Now why is it that Draco keeps waking up to Hermione in his bed? Find out! DracoHerm romance
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 202,589 - Reviews: 2179 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Flabbergasted Phenomenon by jankmusic reviews
“This is the most unique situation I have ever heard of with a human and a vampire,” was what Carlisle said, but all I could think was, “I’m going to have a baby.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 134,043 - Reviews: 2207 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Attraction by Annilaia reviews
Bella tries to keep a bright outlook when she moves to Forks. Of course, after meeting Edward Masen everything just starts to look so much better, even tolerable. When you've got the sweetest boy standing in front of you things start to get easy... right?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,735 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
Don't Ask Me Why by tadsgirl reviews
How would a Corny Collins reunion go on without Corny Collins? Will he be found? Dedicated to Writergirl2003. ambercorny
Hairspray - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,022 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
14 Going on 25 by The Obsidian Angel reviews
When a 14 year old Serena wakes up at 25 with no clue how she got there,she falls in love all over again: Turning to her side, she was met with deep sapphire blue eyes."Good morning", the young man smiled. Her eyes widened. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,582 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 2/13/2005
Illuminati by Lilith Filth reviews
Wild Hearts in Love Always Stop Beating
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,813 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
I Promised by Laela Wendel reviews
Edward's point of view and how he and his family deals with Bella's change into a vampire. How will our Edward manage with his beloved Bella as a ravenous newborn vampire?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,725 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Transience by Annilaia reviews
Bella is a vampire with a complete blank for a past. When she meets the beautiful Edward Cullen it's love at first sight. Both of them will realize that he has had a bigger impact on her life than they expected, and he will help her remember her past.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,742 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Complete
The Long Wait till Judgment by Marble Rose reviews
They’re the definition of starcrossed lovers, Romeo and Juliet have nothing on them. At least those two could die and put themselves out of their misery. Warning: Cesty Paire.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,569 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Peter P., Claire B. - Complete
The Queen of Hearts by Marble Rose reviews
AU Paire. “Don't you draw the queen of diamonds, boy. She'll beat you if she's able. You know the queen of hearts is always your best bet.” Living with Claire teaches Peter the difference between real love and infatuation.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,891 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 2/26/2007 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Claire B., Peter P.
Of Hell and Hand Baskets by Viv1 reviews
Dear god, please forgive me, because I can't help it. I'm going straight to hell. Peter, Claire and Nathan's reactions to the identity of Claire's biodad. Spoilers for 1.14 Distractions. In case it's not obvious, this is meant to be a parody and metafic.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
Hardcore Heroes by Sweet Steffie reviews
So Claire is indestructable....Peter can absorb her powers. Well that would make a really kinky night in the bedroom. ONE SHOT.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
Nocturnal Pulse by Lilith Filth reviews
More forbidden than the forbidden
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,930 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Complete
Terrifié by Calypso in Love reviews
Hermione is abused by her uncle. She's at Hogwarts, scared as always, but someone is noticing her strange behavior... Malfoy. And as he watches her, is he slowly falling in love with a girl who's terrified of him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 64,483 - Reviews: 2831 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 5/29/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Strawberry Wine by sara83 reviews
REPOST After high school graduation, Hermione goes to stay with her grandparents on their farm for the summer. Draco comes to work for her grandfather...questions are asked...and answered. Based on the song by Deana Carter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,116 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Don't Say Goodbye by dracosgirl2515 reviews
COMPLETEDHermioneDraco PostHogwarts Fic, however first chapter is a flashback of a year during Hogwarts. Hermione meets up with Draco four years after Hogwarts in Muggle London...read to find out more! Rated M for language and sexual content later to come
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 94,664 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Diamond in the rough by Malphas reviews
Bob and his family faces their biggest challenge yet, when a mysterious young boy walks into their lives. Chapter two updated with ending :. More to come soon.
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 30,825 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 4/12/2005
When Malfoys marry Mudbloods by secretdiary reviews
My 2nd fic, DM&HG. MATURE. Why would the Dark Lord ever want the son of one his most loyal and pure followers to wed a filthy Mudblood? Completed July 05
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 124,929 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 7/10/2005 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Manor by Halfling reviews
Sequel to 'THE CABIN.' Draco and Hermione have both arrived home after Hogwarts and their defeat of Voldemort. Please read The Cabin first. COMPLETE! (Finally...)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,549 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Unhinged by hbwgonnabe reviews
Finished! Callie’s friend, Angelic, visits Bayport for a few weeks and takes an immediate liking to Joe. Learning he already has a girlfriend, Angelic settles for a newfound friendship with the younger Hardy. However, when it appears she has become the
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,233 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/17/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Complete
Intentions by hbwgonnabe reviews
Finished! Joe's history teacher wants more than good grades. With Frank against him, will Joe be able to handle his teacher's demands? Warnings: sexual situations but with no graphic overtones
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,398 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Complete
Temptation Pour Deux by lepetitarsenic reviews
Hermione, posing as Snape's niece, is spending the summer at Malfoy Manor, the first part of her pact with the family's heir. But Hermione is fast learning things no Malfoy ever suspected. Can Gryffindor's pride survive the summer with Slytherin's prince?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,493 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 11/28/2001 - Hermione G., Draco M.
School of Rock and Romance by M. K. Slade reviews
This is a you and Freddy romance. Based on the band going to Junior High, and changes happening between them. Changes that many Freddy and or Kevin Clark fans will probably enjoy.
School of Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,298 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/27/2004 - Published: 6/17/2004
The Cabin by Halfling reviews
Hermione and Draco are pushed together through the workings of a prophecy. Initially they try fight the knowledge that their relationship was predetermined, but eventually use their love to fight Voldemort. Worth a read. HGDM and HPGW. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 176,305 - Reviews: 2268 - Favs: 2,764 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Losing All Innocence by pnkpanthawitch03 reviews
The third Chapter is up :) Sirius and Lily go on a date and make a little mistake :):)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/29/2004 - Published: 1/27/2004 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B.
If Time Could Turn by DarDar22 reviews
Hermione finds her time turner, and tries to go back in time to save Draco, her love, from his death. But what if her finger slips? And she goes too far.. SEQUEL TO DRACO, A SLYTHERIN, AND HERMIONE, A GRYFFINDOR
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,876 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/17/2003 - Published: 1/13/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Pain & Press by WolfHawk reviews
*COMPLETE* Hermione/Fleur. FEMMESLASH. Reasonably short happy fluffy slash piece involving HG/FD. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/28/2003 - Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
As Swift As the Wind by Frostmourne reviews
In the midst of a new enemy, Fuuko sets out to find out who she really is. ToFu
Flame of Recca - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,053 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/27/2003 - Published: 10/26/2002
Harry Potter and the Psychic Serpent by Barb LP reviews
WINNER OF THE 2002 GOLDEN QUILL AWARD IN THE ROMANCE CATEGORY! Alternate Harry's 5th yr. He gets a snake who has the Sight. Romantic entanglements, Animagus training, house-elf liberation, giants, Snape's Pensieve and more! [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 331,618 - Reviews: 1705 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 3/17/2003 - Published: 5/19/2001 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Book Two: Love is Pain by Calypso in Love reviews
*complete!*Hermione and Draco are now engaged and working as interns at Hogwarts, but a new Dark Lord is on the rise. Hermione is captured and comes back changed... too changed. Will our fave couple survive their troubles and find happiness?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,011 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/24/2002 - Published: 5/21/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Book One: Pain is Bitter by Calypso in Love reviews
*complete* Dr/Hr Hermione has family problems, & Draco is determined to help her to make up for the cruel things he has done over the years. But will his help be enough? And will love triumph under terrible circumstances? Warning: Violence and angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,433 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/13/2002 - Published: 4/2/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
No Angel by bishounen lovah reviews
A ToFuuRai three-part special. Both Raiha and Tokiya are in love with Fuuko but who will she choose? R&R PLS! FIN
Flame of Recca - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,198 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/29/2002 - Published: 4/2/2002 - Complete
Sudden Insomnia by grey reviews
It's TifaxCloud. Kind of fluffy and sweet and all that. Revised & Rewritten.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/20/2001
Enemy Series - Story 1 - Across Enemy Lines by Gypsy Silverleaf reviews
The first Draco and Hermione romance to ever hit Fanfiction.net back in late 1999! Dealing with the romance of Draco and Hermione, and the prejudices they face at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,923 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/28/2000 - Draco M., Hermione G.
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Verbal Funnies by Zeus Riddle reviews
Written by one of my closest friends, Zeus Riddle a.k.a Malphas this story's nuthin but good fun, especially if you like PLATES, CAKES, and ICING :D OC's present. ONE SHOT. just read the note inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Riddick's Pain reviews
A year after taking the throne and JackKyra’s death, Riddick yearns for his past and comes across a feisty woman who helps him satisfy his hunger for home. ::Rated T for now. Rating will change later on. I'm working on it.:
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,969 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/11/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004
Talent reviews
Occurs three weeks after battle network four, a simple boy in a mendicant situation gets involved in a fight to save the net--and the world. (Author's Note: this fic does not revolve around the previous heroes yet most of them are still significant here [
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/2/2004