Tres Mauvais
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Joined 08-15-11, id: 3162830, Profile Updated: 07-17-12
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

Hey! My name is Inbar, I'm from Israel. I'm new to the whole writing fanfiction thing.

I'll come back later to write a better profile. Don't judge me by my ships.
And don't be homophobic, because I will hurt you, even though I am straight.

Previously GoingDownWithTheShip. Yes, I know that was ridiculous.

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Anyone for Scrabble? by Fr333bird reviews
McGonagall's inter-house unity nights bring Harry and Draco closer than they ever would have thought possible. Originally a one shot, now with a sequel. Muggle games, broom cupboards, fluff, humour, smut. Hogwarts 8th year fic, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,584 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Trenches by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM They're auror partners, smoking buddies, wine mates, co-inhabitants of a snow filled trench somewhere in western Scotland, and they've had it with being cold. Written for hidinginmybones over at hdgifts on livejournal
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Our Ordinary Days by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Two men, both fathers of sons, meet in a bookshop, and the rest is the kind of history that doesn't make history. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,838 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Autumn and Apples by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. The eight times that Draco Malfoy has almost-but-not-quite-life-changing encounters involving apples. Written for the daisy-chain drabbles mini-fest on livejournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Egg and Cress by anonwhat reviews
It all began with an egg and cress sandwich.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Touchstone by faithwood reviews
Two years after their break up, Harry and Draco meet again under familiar circumstances: Draco is in danger, Harry saves him. SLASH. HPDM. Post-DH. EWE. Flangst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,941 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Why Blaise Quit Drinking by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco Malfoy has the alcohol tolerance of a twelve year old Hufflepuff girl. Harry Potter is bored beyond belief. How could things possibly go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Laundry Letters by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Arthur attends a prestigious university and seems to have everything going his way… except for an inability to do his own laundry. Mature content herein, etc.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,256 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
My entries for the Summer Pornathon by Fr333bird reviews
A series of short unrelated ficlets, Mostly PWP. Unsurprisingly these will contain Adult Content. Some canon, some AU. Pairings are all Merlin/Arthur so far! I love them too much to write about anyone else
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,235 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
FireWorks by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry doesn't want to hear anything Draco Malfoy has to say, but ignoring him and all the letters he sends probably isn't the best idea he's ever had, all things considered. Warnings: Sexual Content, bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,887 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4447 - Favs: 10,358 - Follows: 1,032 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Arctic Emancipation by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Eames sets out to meet Arthur and Cobb in rural Connecticut, not realizing he's about to be caught in a blizzard. MATURE ADULT CONTENT and quite a bit of fluff.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Dormiscere by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry can't sleep, Draco won't sleep. Harry can't stop staring, Draco won't stop running away. And Harry is starting to think that somehow, it's all connected...WARNINGS: mature themes and swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,870 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Come Hell, High Water, or France by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Scorpius's parents split up, his mother takes him to live in France, and he transfers to Beauxbatons, just after Albus has discovered how much he fancies Scorpius. No mature content OMG WHAT?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
New by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Another New Year's fic I like to write on holidays :P - It's nearly midnight on New Years Eve and Draco Malfoy's stuck in a cupboard with Harry bloody Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Potter Patchup by Cheryl Dyson reviews
After watching his cousin being abused by his "girlfriend", Hugo decides to do something about it. This fic contains cousincest and the usual MATURE ADULT CONTENT warning, etc. But they are SO CUTE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,397 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - James S. P., Hugo W.
The Phoenix Ashe Cafe by Digitallace reviews
Baker!Harry, Smitten!Draco and some very delicious dessert debauchery. Warnings for Slash, Chocolate-covered Harry and eminent hunger pains.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,339 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Solicitation by Cheryl Dyson reviews
George Weasley fixes up his brother after an incident involving a sprained ankle. WARNING: Brothercest and MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/17/2010 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
More than Accommodating by dracosoftie reviews
They had been absolutely daft to think their absence wouldn’t be noted. Sirius/Remus, Marauder-era. Warnings for slash, exhibitionism, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Punishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Here We Come a Wassailing by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This will be a series of holiday drabbles in 24 parts! Harry and Draco, of course, wherein Harry becomes obsessed with Draco's voice. Among other things... HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 16,690 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
Code Cracking for Gryffindors by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry should know better than to conceal mysterious body art from dorm-mates who pay no heed to what happened to the cat. Oneshot. AU, 7th year fluffy!verse. Cracky. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Watercoloured by Cheryl Dyson reviews
ANGST WARNING. I don't normally write this, so it might come as a shock. It does, of course, contain explicit adult content. I find it a satisfying explanation for something that always bothered me in the books.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/21/2009 - James P., Regulus B. - Complete
Harry Sickness by dirty-darella reviews
He calls it Harry Sickness, because the thought of Harry doing this with another makes him ill. Warning: M/M Adult Content. Written in present tense.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Tiny Little FullBlown Obsession by dirty-darella reviews
One peak of Malfoy in the Quidditch showers and Harry becomes a tad enamored. Hermione is no help at all. Warnings for Adult Content! M/M sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,415 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rough Return by His Spectacles reviews
Reunions were supposed to be sweet and gentle, not animalistic and rough. Then again, they're very, very happy to see each other. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3219 - Favs: 4,218 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stolen And Glorious by His Spectacles reviews
For two lives full of turmoil and hate deserve a moment of nothing but pure joy. SLASH HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Silent Confessions of the Obsessed by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry wonders why he can't stop thinking about a certain blond; Draco wonders why he's been doomed to fall for a straight Gryffindor. A one-shot romance. Sweet and fluffy with humor thrown throughout. SLASH! EDITED 8/29/11
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,553 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 76 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Small Print by faithwood reviews
Draco Malfoy's first mistake was buying the thing. However, his second mistake was even worse. Sixth year AU. Draco's reasons for acting suspicious are a little different. HPDM. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,285 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Proximity by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Scorpius Malfoy is happy with his orderly life and his new teaching position at Hogwarts, until a chance encounter with Albus Potter. Yeah, this contains mature adult content and slash. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,630 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Proper Instruction by emeraldine087 reviews
When Harry Potter is snubbed by his girlfriend for being a sloppy kisser, he decides to take matters into his own hands, seeking instruction from the stud in the person of Draco Malfoy. Problem is...Draco doesn't know he is actually teaching Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,834 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How Draco Malfoy Lost His Straight by faithwood reviews
What's a better test of Draco's straightness than Harry Potter in leather trousers? Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Blind by faithwood reviews
Draco struggles to find his place in the new world, but in order to succeed, he must open his eyes. Flangst. Slut!Draco? An attempt to do a character study of a slut!Draco? HPDM. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,393 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fiery by Shanne reviews
Draco’s planning the wedding with his mother over the Floo Network. Harry, on the other hand, fancies a shag and Draco’s rear end is so tempting on the floor there… Slash HPDM one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Slytherin Gryffindor by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This is my response to JKR's horrific epilogue. It's a dual novel with one part Albus Scorpius and one part HarryDraco. Deathly Hallows compliant! The Slytherin Hufflepuff is the Albus Scorpius portion. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,574 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3168 - Favs: 6,005 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Chasing the Forbidden by Spideria reviews
AU Draco Malfoy is Harry Potter's new, young, and sexy Literature teacher at Malkin High. What happens when sexual tension between the two arise? Could Harry really have a crush on his teacher, and a man, at that? Read and Review! Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,354 - Reviews: 1875 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
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Wet reviews
Draco didn't plan for it to happen, it just did. Then again, things never seemed to go according to plan when Potter was involved. (PWP, EWE)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Equilibrium reviews
Draco goes on a nightly stroll in the Forbidden Forest after having had too many drinks in the Slytherin common room... In no time, he is in need of being rescued. In comes Harry, ever the hero. PWP, EWE, mature content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Last Night reviews
Draco wakes up in a bed that isn't his own, in the arms of a strangely familiar dark haired man… EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.