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Joined 08-15-11, id: 3162966, Profile Updated: 12-15-13
Author has written 5 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Bomb Girls, Harry Potter, and X-overs.

OK I'm from England as you can see from the little UK icon just above, and I'm an archaeologist, which is awesome! Love music with guitars especially Tegan and Sara, Star Trek (all of them), Stargate (all of them), Downton Abby, Harry Potter, The Chronicles Of Narnia etc. Massive feminist! Oh and I'm gay, if you have a problem with that I don't care, I'm a lesbian get over it!

The list goes on and I can't be assed to put down all of my ships. Just know, flames will be laughed at, constructive critisem will be taken seriously and I will try to amend what I have done wrong and thank you for pointing it out to me, the only thing I won't like other than flames are people getting at me for my english spellings, get over it, I'm english, big whup! If you wanna contact me, just send me a PM.

Thanks for reading my profile,

Scout


A fifteen year old girl holds hands with her one year old son. People call her a slut; no one knows she was raped at thirteen. People call another guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. People call a woman bald but they don't know she has cancer. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't do it.


The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying.

I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.

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Truth and Revelations by Marcus S. Lazarus reviews
When the SGC is infiltrated by a dangerous group with connections to Daniel's past, Daniel is forced to face several secrets that he has kept from his friends as he comes face-to-face with a life that he has been trying to forget since he lost everyone
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 216,630 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 7/9/2006 - S. Carter, D. Jackson, Harry P. - Complete
Divergent Paths by Rigil Kent reviews
Two officers, believed killed in action, are stranded on a prewarp planet and must work together to survive while the rest of the NX-01 crew learn to carry on without them. AU season 2-4, Very TnT. -WIP subject to random stoppages-
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 93 - Words: 222,185 - Reviews: 1517 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 8/9/2007 - T'Pol, C. Tucker
Loving You by SearingCinders reviews
Completely AU from the books. Hermione is in her fourth year when Harry and Ron start first. She is friends with Fred, George, Lee Jordan, and Oliver Wood. Recently though, she's starting to see Oliver as more than just a friend. Oliver is in his fifth year. Quidditch captain and the guy that every girl wants, but he only has eyes for one girl. Full Summary w/ AU stuff inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,442 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 9/2/2013 - [Hermione G., Oliver W.]
The Reaper by arkhamangel827 reviews
Detective Sara Quin of the Vancouver Police Department has a lot to figure out; her feelings toward her twin sister Tegan, and also The Reaper, who has been on a rampage, killing left and right! Will she solve all of the city's mysteries, including her own, before it's too late? AU. Quincest. Don't like, don't read. This is my first TnS fic so please read and review! Hope you like!
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,002 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 6/6/2013
A Science Of Our Own by Simlead reviews
A collection of short stories about S/D. All kinds of genres, and different lengths. Some are old and some are newer, so I hope you enjoy them. Rated T for safety and content of any of future stories in this collection, and I own nothing. Sadly. :(
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,631 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - S. Carter, D. Jackson
Flash To The Past by MommaSnake reviews
After 8 years of Ron and Harry not talking to Hermione, a witch by the name of Sara White comes to them with news of their old friend. To change what has happened between the Golden Trio and hopefully change what happens in the future, Sara uses a time turner spell to go back into the past. Hermione/OC pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Luna L., OC
Earth 20 by Stargate Fan reviews
Daniel and Sam are stranded off-world and are trying to return home. But what will they find when they return?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,130 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 5/31/2011 - D. Jackson, S. Carter
The Naibles Club by n0rthsh0r3 reviews
In a society where relationships are outlawed, Sara and Tegan find a way to escape. Quincest/Quinlove. Tegan/Sara
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2013
You & Me by yourhouseormine reviews
Sara starts her Junior year in high school without any interest, until she finally talks to Tegan, a girl she's liked for a while. Rated M for future chapters to come. Tegan and Sara/Quinlove/Unrelated Quincest
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,081 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 8/26/2013
As The World Falls Down by NightlyBlueDemons reviews
How do you deny a body that needs and a heart that loves? Warning! Susan/Peter Incest.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,216 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie
Look Me In the Eye by call-break-myheart reviews
Tegan was already not looking forward to her freshman year, having to deal with all the work and stress, but what would she do when one very attractive Sara to it? Quincest
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,151 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013
What It Means to Date a Soldier by ladybunch reviews
Betty learns what it means to date a soldier. A short McBond story.
Bomb Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Betty M. - Complete
I Can't Help It by Jess13 reviews
Daniel's internal conflict when he sees Sam wearing "that dress" in Emancipation.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2013 - D. Jackson, S. Carter
A Thousand Moments by RighterB reviews
Modern AU in which Mary is a grad student in Chicago and Matthew is a hedge fund investor/ part-time lawyer/ multi-millionaire who is in need of a nanny to care for his 5 year old daughter. Romance and Angst ensue in this multi-chapter story. Long time reader, first time author.
Downton Abbey - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 127,069 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Mary C., Matthew C.
Revealation by Eventhorizon7 reviews
An overheard discussion between Vala and Sam leads Daniel to make a revealation.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,478 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/31/2012 - D. Jackson, S. Carter - Complete
Relatively in Love by MadMadameCandeska reviews
Coming back through the wardrobe seemed easy enough, but what happens when one of the siblings finds herself in love with her elder brother? i just want to add that i cannot, simply cannot believe i wrote this over 6 years ago and i just now finished it. talk about slack-ass, i am very glad that someone read it and asked to be updated! still shocked, but glad i finished it!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,989 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Just a Bit of Time by tumblingintowells reviews
Hermione travels back in time against her will and becomes Professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts in the year of 1957, unwittingly drawing the attentions of a certain Professor of Transfiguration and a rising Dark Lord to herself. Personal request by thoutheethy. Longer summary inside. MMHGTR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 87 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Hermione G., Minerva M.
Keep Your Enemies Closer by MissPixieWay reviews
"We've got to stop this Tom, we're enemies." "I know that Sybil, but I also know you keep friends close, and enemies closer."
Downton Abbey - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 30 - Words: 142,794 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Sybil C., T. Branson
Uneventful by Madi92 reviews
Elizabeth and John realize they like each other, but don't know that their feelings are mutual. So they start to avoid each other. Until Teyla comes up with a plan to set them up on a date. Respond to xx mattie's challenge from Command Dynamics. COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,912 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Elizabeth W., John S. - Complete
Lost in Thoughts by WhiteAnxiety reviews
Hermione is tired of Harry and Ron ignoring her, she admit it's lonely without them though. But then Oliver Wood pops in the picture. Can you start falling for someone in just a fews weeks? Well, lets find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,128 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Hermione G., Oliver W.
Plagues of the Heart by xxchompchompchompxx reviews
'Do not condemn her to a life of misery' Violets words hit home with Matthew Written in both Mary and Matthew POVs... Matthew and Mary are the couple that will never be over, despite how hard Richard try to prevent it.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,065 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Mary C., Matthew C.
Jocks, Geeks, and Dorms by ShipperWriter reviews
John and Ronan are college roommates, who have just moved into a new dorm for their last year. And John has a crush on their neighbor, who tends to wear a lot of red. Oneshot, completely AU, slight crack!fic.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2012 - John S., Elizabeth W. - Complete
Coma by SilverOwlMalfoy reviews
Oliver/Hermione fluff:3 its gonna be 5 drabbly chapters , maybe more in the future:3 enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Hermione G., Oliver W.
Growing Up by ladymarycrawley reviews
Set pre Series 1. What would have happened if Mary and Matthew had known each other from childhood? How would their relationship develop? Ch. 9 up now.
Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,382 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Mary C., Matthew C.
In Transit by Silvestria reviews
Written in response to a prompt for "modern war injured Matthew". Descends rapidly from the heights of drama and misery to fluff and innuendo - so something for everyone!
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Matthew C., Mary C. - Complete
Truth or Dare by Here's To Love reviews
Hermione agreed to play truth or dare with Gryffindor's, not a good idea. Golden trio's 5th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Hermione G., Oliver W.
Astrophysics and Archaeology by Anjirika reviews
What would have happened if Sam and Daniel met before that first mission to Abydos? How would they have dealt with the multitude of enemies and allies in the universe if they were tied together? This is an AU retelling of seasons 1 - 10. Please R&R!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/14/2012 - S. Carter, D. Jackson
Taking Her There by Silvestria reviews
Direct continuation of the Christmas Special. In which EVERYTHING IS HAPPINESS AND NOTHING HURTS.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Mary C., Matthew C.
72 hours by paladin1916 reviews
M/M romance in a modern AU with no relation to Season 2 with one small exception
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,562 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Matthew C., Mary C. - Complete
Always Yours by hmswolfstar reviews
Letters between Tom and Sybil during the war. Started pre-series 2.
Downton Abbey - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 12/2/2010 - T. Branson, Sybil C.
The Open Door by frankiewode reviews
Sequel or stand-alone to The Empty Room. After months of being MIA Elizabeth is finally at the gate, but is it really her?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Elizabeth W., John S.
Spark a Movie: Titanic by Sparky Army reviews
It was supposed to be a maiden voyage for the record books but it had ended in tragedy. John/Elizabeth with a little Ronon/Teyla and Carson/Laura.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,880 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Elizabeth W., John S. - Complete
Allowable by RavenclawGenius reviews
HGOW: Oliver raised his glass to Hermione and sent another wink in her direction. "To your radiant beauty, then, Granger," he tapped his glass against hers and laughed boyishly as she shyly placed her glass to her lips once more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,435 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Hermione G., Oliver W.
One Hundred and forty nearly Twelve by broomstick flyer reviews
My answer to Merlins challenge when he was writing Time Again, so this is my Harry back in time story, it is H/Hr all the way as during an accident 142 year old Harry goes back in time to become Eleven once again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 73,767 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Behind the Wardrobe by dizzybelle reviews
Peter, Susan, Edmund, and Lucy meet on a train, unexpected feelings are there, along with the scent of something else...older ages than in the book.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,360 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Susan Pevensie, Peter Pevensie
Slightly More than Holiday Tradition by AndromedaMarine reviews
The mistletoe above Elizabeth’s office door was Rodney’s fault.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Elizabeth W., John S. - Complete
Year of the Spark: April 19 by Sparky Army reviews
John and Elizabeth become closer than usual. Sequel, fo sorts, to March 16th and April 4th posts. YOTS continues going strong!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Elizabeth W., John S. - Complete
Of Negotiators and Housemaids by Srina reviews
Elizabeth needs to take a break from the UN and accepts a job as a housemaid. Little does she know that her new boss will turn her life upside down. SPARKY
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,967 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Elizabeth W., John S. - Complete
Five Times Elizabeth Shot John by Charmed225 reviews
I think the title is kinda self explanatory...Five separate times John gets shot by Liz : Sparky! Um...it's better than this summary, for sure!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Elizabeth W., John S.
Everyone Knows by Lee Davies reviews
Sequal to Moonlight Serenade. Carson Beckett Teyla Emmagen ship with some John Sheppard Elizabeth Weir in there too. MUCH snarking of McKay by Zelenka so if you like McKay, stay away, lol!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Carson B., Teyla E. - Complete
A Tale of Spilled Coffee by Jess13 reviews
Sam and Daniel meet accidentally in an alternate universe, where neither of them has heard of the Stargate program. SD pairing. Final chapter now up!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 183,281 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 4/20/2005 - S. Carter, D. Jackson - Complete
Fallen Hero/Two Days & Two Nights (missing scenes) by tigerkitten reviews
Another little look at what you don't get to see on screen.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/18/2002 - T'Pol, C. Tucker
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The Amazing Spider-Sara reviews
When Sara Quin is bitten by a spider, things start looking up for her espically with a certain Tegan Rain. Quinlove
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,679 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 12/15/2013
I Need You, No Matter What reviews
So I wasn't happy with the McBond ending, so what would happen if someone showed Teresa that she still needs Betty, and Betty still needs Teresa.
Bomb Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Betty M. - Complete
Of Quidditch Games And Golden Trios reviews
A focus on Hermione and Oliver's relationship through their Hogwarts years. AU Up for adoption
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Hermione G., Oliver W.
My Hero, Betty McRae reviews
After season 2 episode 8 Teresa goes home with Betty. McBond One Shot
Bomb Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Betty M. - Complete
The Night Before Avatar reviews
Remember the episode 'Avatar' when Daniel and Sam stood close to each other, well here's why. (Set the night before) AU
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2013 - S. Carter, D. Jackson - Complete