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Joined 08-15-11, id: 3164731, Profile Updated: 10-28-14
Author has written 18 stories for Naruto, Death Note, My Little Pony, Soul Eater, Transformers/Beast Wars, and DRAMAtical Murder/ドラマティカル マーダー.

Hello there!:D

Some basic information about me:

Name: *points at penname*
Age: 17
Birthday: June 19
Gender: Girl
Occupation: ...writing fanfictions?

Um well I don't really know what to put. I have brown hair, brown eyes, I'm short, and I love to sing and dance when nobody's looking. I enjoy wearing hats when I can, and you can always find me on some sort of technological device or reading a book.

My favorite types of fanfictions include angst, drama, and romance. And blood. Never forget the blood. X3

I am also a Grammar Nazi. Yup.

Well anyways... feel free to PM me and chat whenever! I don't bite... much. Mwuahahahahaha. >:3

Some thingies I needed to post on my profile:


Akatsukicons!

Pein: @:@

Konan: *-_-

Itachi: */_\*

Deidara: (o\/)

Zetsu: \o.o/

Tobi: @

Sasori: -.-

Kisame: =0_o=

Hidan: o.o

Kakuzu: $_$

Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!!


Deidara: Do I ever cross your mind?

Sasori: No.

Deidara: Do you like me?

Sasori: Not really.

Deidara: Do you want me?

Sasori: No.

Deidara: Would you cry if I left?

Sasori: No.

Deidara: Would you live for me?

Sasori: No.

Deidara: Would you do anything for me?

Sasori: No.

Deidara: Choose your life or mine.

Sasori: My life.

Deidara runs away in shock and pain and Sasori runs after him and says:

Sasori: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you. The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I wouldn't do anything for you is because I would do EVERYTHING for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that's sweet.


If you hear the characters from Naruto in your head, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe the characters from Naruto in your head are real, copy and paste this in your profile.


Pein/Pain - Nagato
[ ] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[X] -I have a piercing/s.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] -My eyes are grey/gray.
[X] -My closest friend is a girl.
[X] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 4] Eh not too surprised by this one.

Konan
[X] - Most of my friends are guys.
[ ] - Origami RULES!
[ ] - I know how to make at least over 5 different origami objects.
[ ] - I love flowers!
[ ] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[X] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[ ] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 2] Lol yeah I'm almost nothing like Konan. XD

Itachi Uchiha
[X] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
[ ] -Many people find me attractive.
[X] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[X] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[ ] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 4] About what I expected from this one.

Kisame Hoshigaki
[X] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[X] - I like gore :3
[ ] - I dislike my own appearance. I'm ugly!:(
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is a beautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
[ ] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[ ] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 4] I'm getting a lot of 4's. XD

Sasori
[X] - I look young for my age.
[ ] - Puppets are fascinating...
[X] - I'm very impatient.
[X] - I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno.
[X] - My Grandma annoys me.
[ ] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[X] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 5] Huh... interesting...

Deidara
[X] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ ] - I have blue eyes.
[X] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[ ] - I hate Tobi.
[X]- I have a friend who hangs around and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 4] Nooooo there's not enough similarities between us! D':

Kakuzu
[ ] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
[ ] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[ ] - I have had stitches.
[ ] - I hate Hidan.
[X] - Younger people tend to tick me off.
[ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[ ] My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 1] Kinda surprised by this one, I was expecting to have a few more things in common. O.o

Hidan
[ ] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.
[ ] - I hate Kakuzu.
[X] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[ ] - I am religious.
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
[X] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
[X] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 4] Not surprised. XD

Zetsu
[X] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[X] - Nature is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
[X] - I don't have many friends.
[X] - Tobi is not that bad.
[X] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 7] Whoa... *sudden realization* I am Zetsu!! :O

Tobi
[X] - I'm always hyperactive.
[ ] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[ ] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[ ] - I LOVE the colour orange.
[ ] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[X] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D

[Tobi Score: 2] Again about what I expected...

Orochimaru
[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[X] - I have a very pale skin colour.
[X] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[ ] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
[ ] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
[ ] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[X] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 3] Lol I love the last one because it's so true about me. X3


Another Anime Survey

Three anime characters you love/like/find ok:

1. Deidara
2. Matt
3. Bakura

Three anime characters you hate/dislike/don't find very ok:

4. Sakura

5. Misa

6. Bandit Keith

One very intelligent anime character:

7. L Lawliet

One anime character you have a love/hate relationship to:

8. Sasuke

Now name one lazy and one arrogant anime character:

9. Shikamaru

10. Mello

All set? Cool, then you can start answering these questions. ;)

1) 3 and 5 were supposed to go on a date, but 5 cancelled at the last minute. Why did he/she cancel, and how does 3 react?

Bakura didn't really care, because first of all, he's Bakura, second of all Misa is very forward.

2) 4 is sitting sitting next to a tree, crying, when suddenly 9 walks by. What happens?

Shikamaru stares at Sakura for a few seconds and sighs while walking away, saying "How troublesome."

3) 7 is gathering a group of 1, 10, and 6 for a really hard and secret job. Why does he/she rely on these specific people to take care of it for him/her?

Well, apparently L is really trusting of blondes. He trusts Mello because he is in line to succeed him, Deidara because he is so much like Mello, Bandit Keith because... I have no idea why L would trust Bandit Keith, honestly. I wouldn't.

4) Whilst working on their job, 6 suddenly freaks out and starts crying. 1 is trying to comfort him/her, but what is 10 doing?

Mello is trying hard not to laugh at the sight of Deidara comforting Bandit Keith.

5) In the end it all works out and they go back to tell 7 that their job was a success. 7 is really proud and decides to pay them by having 2 give them each a lap dance. How do they all react?

XD. Okay so Mello would obviously love the lap dance because Matt is the one doing it, Deidara would be thinking of Sasori the entire time, and Bandit Keith would probably try and remain indifferent. Or act like a pimp. Either way.

6) 8 calls you in the middle of the night to tell you he/she loves you. How do you react, considering you both love and hate him/her?

I would be very confused, considering Sasuke is the one calling me.


If you wish to see the Akatsuki take over the world at the end of Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.


1. Who are/is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Let's see here: Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Itachi, Zetsu, Tobi, Kisame, Kakuzu, Pein/Nagato, Konan, Gaara, Kimimaro, Suigetsu... yeah the list keeps on going...

2. What is/are your favorite pairing(s)? SasoxDei, KakuxHida, PeinxKonan, ItaxKisa, ShikaxTema, NejixTenTen, SaixIno, SasuxSaku, etc...

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi FTW!

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? I was Deidara for Halloween. :3

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Akatsuki cloak, Deidara's headband, Naruto movies, Naruto Ultimate Ninja 4/Ultimate Ninja Storm Generations, hundreds of pictures, a few drawings, 2 posters, and fanfictions.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Deidara! *stares off into the distance dreamily*

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruxHina. Hinata deserves to be with him, dammit!

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuxSaku, because I really like them together and Kishi needs to give some closure to their relationship!

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? Team Gai of course!

10. Do you support the Tobito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Nope. I am thoroughly convinced that Tobi is Izuna. *reads Chapter 599 and starts crying*

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Well obviously, I mean it's in the manga now. Plus they look exactly alike!

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Deidara!!!!!! Blonde bombers FTW!!!!!!!

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? It's a love/hate relationship.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Yup! (Even though I despise fillers with all my heart.)

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Of course! Read it every Wednesday!

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Yeah, I mean why else can he not sit still?

17. Sub or dub? Um I have to go with the dub on this one because it's nice to be able to focus on the animations and the voices and not have to focus on reading the entire time, it kind of takes away the purpose of the anime. But I also like subs because first of all they're more ahead, and it's cool to hear the original voice acting.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? I'm anti-Sakura for sure, but I don't hate her that much anymore.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Who could think he's annoying? He's like the sunshine in the Akatsuki. *finds out that Tobi is the main villain of the series* WHY KISHIMOTO??

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Nobody knows TT_TT Nobody knows... *reads Chapter 599* NOOO HE'S OBITO AOWIEJOSJF!!

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Lol I think he's more towards ugly...

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Haku for sure... Lol those first few episodes of Naruto fooled everyone. *watches Rock Lee and his Ninja Pals* WHY NEJI WHY?? *watches a few more episodes* NOT YOU TOO KABUTO!!

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Awesome. :P

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Um I dunno I like all OOC's...

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Well duh!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? They're taking over my life, so yeah.

27. Do you like lemons? Hmmmm... yes... DON'T JUDGE MEH!!!!

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Yeah, a bit.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Yep! Both of them! Ninjabridge's being the best!

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Yes!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? My brother I guess?

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yep I suppose lol...

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' Nope never happened before. :/

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Sssshhh... maybe...

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Nope, I was broke to begin with... haha

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Oh yeah, who doesn't?!

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Nope the leader of the Akatsuki is none other than the sexiness that is Pein! Hehe.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. Lol I have a few but they're not that great, I drew only 4 or 5 that I'm actually proud of.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? If you go for that kind of thing...

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Actually I do, but it's my good friend RyouYami that created it for me.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Naruto is most definitely my life now. I can't imagine life without it anymore.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (The bold ones apply to me.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. (aside from Jashinism)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist


If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile


If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile


If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile


The Naruto alphabet! :D Just for fun

A - Akatsuki, the bad-ass criminals of Naruto

B - Byakugan, the Hyuuga kekkai genkai

C - Chakra, where would we be without it?

D - Deidara, the amazing pyromaniac obsessed with explosions

E - Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, when regular Mangekyou Sharingan just doesn't cut it

F - Fireball no Jutsu, when you've got an angry Uchiha on your hands

G - Gai, the sensei obsessed with youth

H - Hidan, everyone's favorite religious masochist

I - Itachi, one bad Uchiha

J - Jashin, when Kami isn't good enough

K - Kisame, the shark swordsman with a sense of humor

L - Lee, the loyal, bushy browed athletic freak

M - Madara, the one with the power of a god

N - Neji, the one who believes in destiny

O - Orochimaru, snake and man combined into one

P - Pein, the overly pierced leader of the Akatsuki

Q - Quicksand in the style of a waterfall, Gaara's got you beat

R - Rinnegan, Pein's ultimate weapon

S - Sasori, the red headed puppeteer

T - Tobi, the evil genius plotting to take over the world with his Moon's Eye plan

U - Uchiha, the clan of the Sharingan

V - Valley of the End, where many important fights have happened

W - Water style, when you've got some fire to deal with

X - Xtra limbs, Sakon and Ukon have got this covered.

Y - Yamato, the one with the scary face

Z - Zetsu, everyone's favorite bipolar plant


YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies. (Who doesn't?)
You love jeans. (Skinny Jeans FTW!X3)
Dogs are better than cats. (Psh no...)

It's hilarious when people get hurt. (*pushes brother down the stairs*XD)
You've played with/against boys on a team. (All the time man, all the time.)
Shopping is torture. (Eugh agreed.)
Sad movies suck (I love sad movies. D:)
You own/ed an X-Box. (Boo yeah!)
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (Frigging love Hotwheels.)
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (Nah not really.)
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (You know it!)
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (Still am.XD)
You watch sports on TV. (Most. Boring. Thing. Ever.)
Gory movies are cool. (Like duh.)
You go to your dad for advice. (Yup.)
You own like a trillion baseball caps. (I wish. D:)
You like going to high school football games. (No. Just, no.)
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. (Yu-Gi-Oh cards are way better. :P)
Baggy pants are cool to wear. (Yes, yes they are.)
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (Kind of weird?O.o Very weird.)
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours. (All of the above baby!)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (Some of my friends want to throw me into the looney bin.)
Sports are fun (Negative.)

Talk with food in your mouth. (I have some manners, geez.)
Sleep with your socks on at night. (Yep! I loves me some good socks!)

TOTAL: 16

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick. (Ew. Just ew.)
You love skirts. (Again, ew.)
Cats are better than dogs. (:P)
You love to shop. (NO. NO. NO.)
You wear eyeliner. (I don't mind it, but I hate any form of make-up.)
You wear the colour pink. (-_- Absolutely not.)
Go to your mom for advice (Nah.)
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours. (Nope I'm not a big fan of those colors.)
You hate wearing the colour black. (Why would you even say that? D:)
You like hanging out at the shopping centre. (Again. No.)
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures (HATE IT.)
You like wearing jewelery. (Not at all.)
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies. (NO NO NO NO. NO.)
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (Why would you suggest that? Everybody loves Star Wars!)
You were in gymnastics/dance. ("Were" being the key word.)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up. (*sighs* That's a ridiculous amount of time to do any of those things.)
You smile a lot more than you should. (Yep. *sighs again.*)
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (O.o Why? Just why?)
You care about what you look like. (No not really.)
You like wearing dresses when you can. (Ew.)
You like wearing body perfume. (Double ew.)
You love the movies. (Duh! I love the movies.)
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (Nope, it was all trading cards for me man!)

Like being the star of every thing. (I'm satisfied with staying in the background. X3)
TOTAL: 4

So apparently I'm more like a guy than a girl O.o That's depressing


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Discovering Fanfiction by sudoku reviews
Just as the title says, the team discovers there are a lot of fanfictions dedicated to them. How would they react? The new chapter in which, even in a battle with supernatural creatures, some Avengers wouldn't keep their mouth shut.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,979 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor
Helpless: What Happens Next? by MissCHSparkles reviews
Ironhide has managed to take Starscream, the victim of rape, back to the Autobot base but what happens now? Can he actually help the Seeker recover from his ordeal and move on? Is it possible for Starscream to deal with his demons, both old and new and possibly become an Autobot? Read on to find out, sequel to Prowlsgirl's brilliant Helpless.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,955 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Ironhide, Starscream
Blood and Iron by Mrs. HopeEstheim reviews
In which babysitting one little girl entails much more than anyone had bargained for. GaLe, slight NaLu, maybe mentions of Gruvia.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,483 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 9/2/2012 - [Gajeel R., Levy M.] [Natsu D., Lucy H.]
No Longer Mine by EvoFTG reviews
Megatron has always thought that he knows his Second, especially when he gained himself the ability to filter Starscream's CPU. However, when Starscream is captured by the Autobots, he is forced to reflect the true nature of their relationships...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 231,447 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
The Pharaoh's Knight by Troth reviews
(Set in the time gap at the end of Night at the Museum 3) A King without a protector, and a Knight without one to serve. They make an odd duo, but it works
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,561 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [Ahkmenrah, Sir Lancelot] Tilly
Sands of Time by lord-harker reviews
Three months after beating Kahmunrah, the exhibits discover that Jedediah has been keeping a pretty big secret. Once they find out how much trouble he's in, Larry has to go back to the Smithsonian, and once there he's reminded of the dangers of assuming anything when it comes to Ahkmenrah's tablet.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,254 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Larry D., Jededaiah S.
Night at the Museum: A New Kind of Enemy by AnimeAmie reviews
Our favorite wax heroes wake up again to find that they have been relocated to a new museum! Octavius, Jed, Ahkmenrah, and Lancelot struggle to coexist with the strange museum as well as deal with a new night guard. Follows a year or so after the final movie (NatM Secret of the Tomb). Pairings include; Oct/Jed, Lancelot/Ahk. Rating is subject to change.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,380 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 12/31/2014 - [Ahkmenrah, Sir Lancelot] [Jededaiah S., Octavius G.]
Ambivalence by Ashley Rabbit reviews
Tony had built his suit to protect himself and others. He should not have been caught again. He also shouldn't have to depend on a certain green eyed individual, who happens to be his cellmate, for survival. Tony and Loki whump. No Slash. Rating for scenes of torture.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 196,095 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
That Can Be Arranged by TheJediAshCash reviews
Following the events of Battle of the Smithsonian, Octavius can't help but notice something is off with Jedediah. Can he find a way to help the cowboy through what's troubling him? One-shot.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Octavius G., Jededaiah S. - Complete
Inertia Creeps by Cennis reviews
If everyone but you believes you're mad, who is wrong? Ciel Phantomhive, patient D18, is not mad. Sebastian Michaelis, new orderly at St. Victoria's Asylum, agrees.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 252,256 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Little One by sakiko of soleana reviews
Hoping to find a new relic, the Autobot's find something that they never, EVER would have expected. Cute? Tiny? Love-able? Chubby-licious? Yeah right! There is no way the Autobot's could find the treacherous Starscream, former SIC of the Decepticons could be any of those things, even if he was a helpless and hungry sparkling. Right? Sparkling-Starscream fic. R&R
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 73,772 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Starscream
Final Round-Up by Crazy Diamonds reviews
"How could it have taken me this long to realize I love you?"
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2014 - [Octavius G., Jededaiah S.] - Complete
Avengers and Social Networking by NowAskYourself-WhatWouldLokiDo reviews
What if the Avengers all had various social networking accounts? The results are in...it's going to be a disaster. Chapter 26: DeviantArt Part 2
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,240 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki
Subject 13's Butler by AoUsagi reviews
Ciel takes the leap into Oblivion, only to wake into a strange white-washed world of beeping machines and white-coated doctors. The only thing that seems real is Sebastian, who steals him away from the hellhole laboratory to save him from the sick sake of science.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 55 - Words: 299,255 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Insignificant by retired-fangirl reviews
When he finds himself, fully human, returned to Domino, Japan after a year of non existence, the crash from infamy does not sit well with the spirit of the Millennium Ring. *Trigger Warning* Rated for: language, eating disorders and self harm.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,711 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Yami Bakura, Yami Yūgi
Provocation by Sailor-Nova343 reviews
Deidara goes to a boarding school where he meets Sasori, a flirtatious redhead with bedroom eyes and a talent for teasing. Sasori is crazy about Deidara, who hates his guts. Will either of their feelings change? Prequel to I Love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,652 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
Too Sexy For My Shirt by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
Lovestories aren't written. They just happen because there's ground to let them happen. Or maybe because some changes are possible... Matt, homophobic, Mello, gay, and the ground's giving in under their feet...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 160,945 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Matt, Mello
Emperor of Rome by Mythicalnightguard reviews
When a new eddition is added to the Roman Empire display, a ragging power struggle takes off as one emperor, Nero, tries to take power away from Octavius. While Nero destroys Rome, Octavius finds himself exiled. While he's gone, war is wagged upon the cowboys, and now Jedediah faces certain death at the Coliseum. Can Octavius save him, and save Rome from flames? No slash. Enjoy!
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 26,197 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Octavius G., Jededaiah S. - Complete
Transformers: All for One Flash Fictions by SingingFlames reviews
Flash Fan Fictions set in my All for One series. These ficlets mainly focus on the Command Trine (Starscream, Thundercracker, Skywarp), but other characters may pop up. No pairings. No OCs. Each ficlet is a stand alone story. I'll raise the rating if need be.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 16,375 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Skywarp, Starscream, Thundercracker
Methods of Entertainment by Dreamy Duskywing reviews
Ciel is a demon now, still contracted to Sebastian and quickly growing bored of Hell. To top everything off, Sebastian is clearly unhappy with their current predicament. What will it take to make their new life together bearable? - yaoi, post Season 2, based purely on the anime-
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 95,694 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Adamantine by Miss Mungoe reviews
The dark clings to his veins like smoke, cracking like glass under her touch, scorching like the Sun. He has already broken her once. – Gajeel/Levy, Grand Magic Games AU.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 100,136 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 4/5/2012 - [Gajeel R., Levy M.] - Complete
Bestseller by River Laren reviews
Because of money problems, the Akatsuki are entering a writing contest designed to find the next bestseller. The characters must be based in reality, and the choices of Itachi and Konan as the protagonists of the romance will have far reaching consequences no one foresaw. CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,813 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Itachi U., Konan, Akatsuki
My Wish Order Brother by PiperDreamer reviews
Naruto, after seeing a child get defended by his older brother, makes a wish on a wishing star for an older brother too. What he got was a girly looking art freak with mouths on his hands. Updates are slow, and grammar is not perfect but it is mostly legible.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 199,165 - Reviews: 2679 - Favs: 2,834 - Follows: 2,486 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Naruto U., Deidara
The Avengers TextMessages by HeartsWatson reviews
Funny texts/chats between the Avengers, and of course, Loki. FROSTIRON & CLINTASHA
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 12,967 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
62 Things the Avengers are Not Allowed to Do by AchievingKitKat reviews
Coulson starts to write up rules as to the things that the Avengers are not allowed to do based on the daily happenings whilst on the Helicarrier. 62 of them in fact. T for swearing etc.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 25,915 - Reviews: 1916 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson
When Given the Chance by purpledragon6 reviews
What happens when four reapers are given the task of taking care of a two month old child? Well anything could happen really. Rated T for swearing, over-protective reapers, and an AU version of Jack The Ripper
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,700 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Grell S., Undertaker, William S., Ronald K.
Comfort Conditioning by Baird Crevan reviews
Megatron takes the Decepticons down into a submarine, but also uses the small space to tame his wayward Air Commander. Megatron, Starscream, and Soundwave centered.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,853 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Starscream, Megatron
The Wall by esompthin reviews
Even though the cowboys and Romans get along, there is still not peace withing their dioramas. Just a quick thing i did. Jedediah/Octavius
Night at the Museum - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
SparkScream by Autobot Chromia reviews
Seekers are naturally very protective of young, and have the most unusual 'pregnancys'. When Starscream is sparked with a liter, out of energon, and alone, what happens? What happens when the Autobots find him and take him as their prisoner? Rated T for safety. Set in Transformers Prime
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,591 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Starscream
Bonds of Symmetry by Whale Obsessive reviews
Kid has to find a way to bond with Soul if he ever wants to be head shinigami. Will he do whatever it takes? Contains steamy yaoi KidxSoul pairing. RxR rated M for later chapters
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,028 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater
Miracle by Besseria reviews
Cybertron is revived and months into restoring the planet, Knockout; ex-Decepticon medic and the Autobot's only source of medical care, had hidden himself away in his quarters. The Autobots soon find out that he was trying to hide something. Some G1 characters, StarscreamxKnockout (Main Pairing) later WheeljackxArcee and much later SoundwavexBumblebee.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 91,073 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Knock Out, Starscream, Arcee, Wheeljack - Complete
Totally Cool - A Soul Eater Fanfiction by everytimewefall reviews
Students at the DWMA have lots of things to deal with: homework, witches, and saving the world! But they are still teenagers, and every teenager always has the same problem - dealing with love. For one student, Soul Evans, things are more confusing...will he realize his true feelings? What will everyone make of his crush on the reaper boy? (Rated M for a reason! KidxSoul yaoi!)
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,848 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater - Complete
Tobi Can Say Anything and it Always Sounds Wrong by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Tobi is the master of making anything and everything sound so awkward. Why not scribe it to be sure we don't miss out on anything? Sporadic updates. Crack; one-sided TobiDeidara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara
Arc Tremors by MountainRose reviews
Tony has problems in the aftermath of the fight with the Chitauri, but his team is there and, hey, he's just been to space, give a guy some slack. The next morning they accept, but when he collapses weeks later, they're not going to let him brush it off again.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 129,470 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Non-pacific resistance by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. Tired of Megatron's maltreatment, Starscream starts a hunger strike to claim his rights as Second in Command. The road to respect lies inside an energon cube.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,642 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Starscream
The Unknown by The Wind Whispers To Me reviews
There are many things that people do not know about Tony Stark. So, when SHIELD gets an unexpected package of four DVD's containing information about Stark, Director Fury and the Avengers sit down and watch. Tony/Pepper. Iron Man
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,536 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.
No More by Darkflares reviews
After being freed of Unicron's control, Megatron finds his thoughts clearer than they have been in millennia. So when given the chance to save a gravely injured Starscream, will the former Decepticon leader take it? Prime-verse, post-Predacons Rising.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Don't Be Afraid To Tell by The Akatsuki Wolf reviews
The Immortal & The Weasel tear apart the Blonde, leaving him broken beyond repair. He doesn't tell anyone, he feels no one will care, and besides. He would only be punished. Madara didn't know if if he could fix him.. But he would give his best. OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,961 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Deidara, Madara U. - Complete
Predaking The Cat by applepie3399 reviews
(Human AU) Starscream has to take care of Project Predaking while his boss Megatron is away. Cat Predaking doesn't like Starscream's rude remarks and is constantly irritating his new owner with non-stop meowing and other various sounds. Starscream has had enough of that and is taking Predaking to a vet named Knock Out. A KOxSS story. Enjoy!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,845 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 7/14/2013 - [Starscream, Knock Out] Breakdown, Predaking
Dominoes and Dynamite by OperationBlackSheep reviews
When Tony's solo attempt to catch Loki goes awry, he finds himself struggling to counteract the god's plans and unravel his secrets. Loki is vaguely amused by these attempts. Rated T for language, might become M. Will become slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 198,229 - Reviews: 1787 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Trump Card by Hovinarri reviews
A world where a person's fate is written on their skin using the deck of cards. Sasori is an Ace of Clubs; an artistic person bound to succeed in anything he does. However, one day he meets a mysterious blonde who may stray him from all this. SasoDei AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,859 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 12/4/2011 - [Sasori, Deidara]
Redeem the Stars by megadoomingir reviews
Starscream was left at the mercy of the Predacons. This time there was no escape. Will he allow death to consume him or will he accept another chance? One he is assured will be the last if he cannot fix his ways and help shape the world he will soon live in. SPOILERS, SET AFTER TRANSFORMERS: PRIME MOVIE. RATING MAY CHANGE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 50 - Words: 101,765 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Starscream, Soundwave, Optimus Prime - Complete
Robin and Tutor by TheAntitype-ZEPHYR reviews
Ciel is ready to die; after all, nothing is left for him in this world. But Sebastian doesn't agree to his young master's sentiment. Now that he's free of his contract, he's ready to have fun...and that fun includes Ciel, whether he likes it or not...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,367 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Keep Awake by Good Luck Mode reviews
"It's been three days, un. Three days since the world went to hell." Deidara and the rest of the Akatsuki are some of the few survivors of a world wide zombie apocolypse. M for gore, violence and Hidan's language. Light Shonen Ai only.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,345 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Akatsuki
Accidentally Human by applepie3399 reviews
TFP Verse: Decepticons and Autobots pick up a signal from a Cybertronian ship crashed on Earth vorns ago. The Cons are up for a surprise though, being in the wrong place, at the wrong time. Primus knows how they're gonna deal with the changes. Eventual KOxSS, Humanized. Enjoy!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,824 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - [Starscream, Knock Out] Breakdown, Megatron
Entangled States by Tenebrielle reviews
An accident causes Bruce Banner and Tony Stark to switch bodies, leaving them to struggle with the other's "terrible privilege" until they can find a way to reverse the change. But the stakes might be higher than either Bruce or Tony realizes… Science Bros friendship, with a liberal dose of Clint. Now complete.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,919 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Just a Rose on a Star by Road of Ruin reviews
It wouldn't be the first time Tony Stark had flirted with death. But no matter what the others said, reading stories to the quarantined God of Mischief was definitely one of his better ideas. FrostIron
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 58,195 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Itachis Diary of Doom by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Itachi takes the time to reflect in the 'privacy' of his diary. After all, living in the Akatsuki base with a bunch of hyper active, bored criminals has got to be funny enough to write down for future reference. Due to complaints, I am obliged to warn people not to read later chapters during class.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 71,974 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Hear the Noise by iwishforapinkpony reviews
When Noiz is not playing Rhyme or hacking into networks, he has a hobby he doesn't like to share with others. After a few random appearances at Heibon, Aoba takes it upon himself to find out just what Noiz is doing.
DRAMAtical Murder/ドラマティカル マーダー - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Aoba, Noiz - Complete
Haunting Me by applepie3399 reviews
Story is set after Predacons Rising and assumes that Starscream died. He fails to enter the Well for some reason and is stuck as a lost spark - a ghost. Unfortunately, he can neither avenge his death, nor entertain himself in any way possible since he can't touch anything and nobody can see him. Except one. Future KOxSS Rating will go up.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 10/8/2013 - [Starscream, Knock Out]
Gender Confusion by phoenixyfriend reviews
Deidara doesn't get angry when people mistake his gender. He actually finds it hilarious. So catching wind of gossiping Akatsuki members doesn't lead to explosions galore. It just leads to copious amounts of trolling of his comrades. Sasori is not amused. Fem!Dei, but not. Sort of. No one's really all that sure, at this point. And then things go down.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 161,486 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Aaaaaand Cut! by RedSinistaur07X reviews
Just a few blooper ideas from Transformers Prime I came up with...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,515 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Bumblebee, Starscream
Dangerous Drugs by Wild Rhov reviews
Natsu gets ambushed, drugged, and beaten badly. When Gray finally rescues him, the dragon slayer is writhing in pain and a need for "release." Gray struggles between helping Natsu purely as a friend and the guilt that this horrific incident is bringing up more than a bond of nakama. Gratsu, and very dark!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,285 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - [Gray F., Natsu D.] - Complete
Falling Star by yamiishot reviews
Megatron has pushed Starscream too far this time, and the Seeker is missing. What happened? Visit my DA page about this story through my profile to find the link to the prequel by Athello. Genre/rating may change in future, be warned.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,680 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Optimus Prime, Starscream
Akatsuki's Female Copies by BadGirlxD reviews
Pein finds out that before Orochimaru left he took DNA examples from each member. So he sends Zetsu to investigate. The Spy comes back with some interesting news... Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Akatsuki
Taken by BloodFromTheThorn reviews
Tony had thought he was part of a team; maybe he was wrong. But he's going to need their help to get out of this one. No Slash, post movie. Tony!whump. Warning for swears. Borderline M rating.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,972 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Dear Bocchan by PBnSpots reviews
Sebastian writes letters to his beloved Young Master during the brief moments when they are apart. Crack.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 14,125 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
Clay and Puppets by Emerald707 reviews
In which, all is not over for Sasori. Between his fellow Akatsuki, the menacing Hirohito, and his new and troublesome partner, he may even find a beginning. SasoDei, Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 194,842 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Underrate Risks by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
"You asked what would happen in war against him?" Fury asked, leaning back with a frown before narrowing his eye on Steve, "Stark has contacts, money, brains, people working for him, and is as impossible to get rid of as a wart-" He sighed, a slight twitch of the lips showing a grim smile. "Captain- if we were ever against Stark, there wouldn't be a fight- we'd be dead already."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,460 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Captured by Pitch by fantasygirl1227 reviews
Based on the Rise of the Guardians movie. Jack Frost is captured by Pitch, and he finds that Pitch is more sadistic than he ever imagined. Will the Guardians be able to save him in time? Or will he become Pitch's newest fearling...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,215 - Reviews: 2051 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 1,398 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch
Wisteria by Gone-15535 reviews
Even if Madara Uchiha wore that mask – that of a merciless killer, of a vicious demon – and no one else bothered to crack it, Hashirama Senju could see right through it; he himself wore that same exact mask, and he knew its weight. So Hashirama tries reaching him, but there's a problem: Madara does not want to be reached. HashiMada.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 144,561 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S., Mito U. - Complete
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,296 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2008
Shades Of Grey by On Dark Wings reviews
Megatron's greatest failure was in the hands of the Autobots. Scorned and broken, Starscream vows to have his revenge while the Autobots begin to uncover a dark truth between the Decepticon Warlord and his Second-In-Command.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,905 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Arcee, Starscream
Naruto, Akatsuki Yaoi pairings by akatsuki FAN KYAAAA reviews
1 different pairing for each chapter,in Akatsuki and some others,that are not Akatsuki.rated M.Pairings as in Yaoi.Which are boy X boy.male in love with a male.not likey no ready.No plot.So the chapters don't CONNECT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,728 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Akatsuki
Heibon Daycare by Na1n reviews
Aoba works daily at the Heibon Daycare. This follows his usual work day, centered around the different children he deals with. Rated T for mild language.
DRAMAtical Murder/ドラマティカル マーダー - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,975 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Aoba, Koujaku, Noiz, Clear - Complete
Repercussions by Kanae Yuna reviews
"Tony really hated magic. Guns and skilled assassins, Tony could handle, but having his own teammates turned against him because they thought he was the enemy? He had to draw the line there." After a fight with the Enchantress, Tony is left badly injured, but no one knows what happened. The problem? He refuses to tell anyone the truth.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,545 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Sudden Thoughts by applepie3399 reviews
(To be a collection of TFP ficlets) New chapter - "Thirst" - Knock Out and Starscream interaction after 'Thirst'.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,502 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Starscream, Knock Out
Irritating by Midnight's Shining Star reviews
He always pestered the raven, trying to get a rise out of him. Odd how a simple twist of fate can change one's life forever. Sort-of AU. T for mild swearing and some violence/death themes. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,577 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
We Don't Talk About That Night by Wordsplat reviews
Steve always knew his boyfriend was insane, but there was really no possible way he could have prepared himself for this phone call. Well, at least his life was never going to be boring. Steve/Tony.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,607 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Playing Card Games Is Just Like Making Love by ChaosRocket reviews
Marik is about to enter a new Duel Monsters tournament when Bakura comes back and changes everything. Post-canon, Thiefshipping. Co-written with Taemanaku aka Individually Packaged.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 116,844 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - [Marik I., Yami Bakura] - Complete
Proof Tony Stark Has A Heart by youwannabekate reviews
Tony Stark is a jerk. Period. The rest of the team thinks of him as a necessary annoyance, but when the Arc Reactor begins to fail, and some demons from his past come back to haunt him, the Team see how much they all truly care for him. Tony!Whump and Protective!Team. Rated T for some disturbing flashbacks and Tony's filthy potty mouth. Mentions Pepperony, Thane and Clintasha. R&R!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,450 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.] Captain America/Steve R., Hulk/Bruce B.
Fragile Is Trust by AngelShep reviews
Tony doesn't trust easily but he trusts the Avengers. But that single mission manages to shatter everything and now the team has to pick up the pieces, but there's a long way to go. Add SHIELD and a new enemy, and it only gets harder. Team-fic, Pepperony, some hurt!Tony, big Tony-whump in later chapters! Enjoy!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,255 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Halloween by youwannabekate reviews
When Clint does a little snooping in the Malibu mansion, he finds a box full of Tony's past. As they start to watch a few home movies about the Iron Man's childhood, they being to find things they never thought possible. Like, Tony's childhood hero, for instance. Two-shot, starts out humorous, then gets really angsty. Featuring Kid!Tony and Abusive!Howard. Rated T for child abuse.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Left Behind by ssaharadesert reviews
Tony has been stuck in his lab again so the team sends him to sleep while they go out to dinner. But what happens when a certain evil group takes advantage of the Avengers' absence? Slight Tony/Pepper, no slash.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,644 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Friendly Fight by Anybodys reviews
Men will be men, and that's exactly what Jedidiah and Octavius are. Except those instances when those fights turn into something else. Slash. T just in case.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Octavius G., Jededaiah S. - Complete
Insult to Injury by KatLokidottir reviews
Dark fic! Trigger warning for lots of torture, lots of angst and TonyWhump! So, the Avengers happened. But that's not the end, nor is it the last the world will see of everyone's favorite God of Mischief. When Loki escapes from Asgardian prison, he returns to Earth, intent on revenge on the Avengers. But when he kidnaps and tortures a certain genius, he may have to alter his plans.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,497 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Fleshling by iratepirate and Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. An accident with the Well of Transformation turns Starscream into a human. Will he be able to be the ultimate Decepticon weapon against the Autobots before losing himself to humanity?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 133,124 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Starscream
The Stray by Aeneisha reviews
Loki is a God of Mischief with a talent in shapeshifting, everyone knows that. When he escapes from Asgard and falls onto Midgard, he uses his powers to shapeshift into a cat in order to hide and cure himself. Last person he'd expect to save him is no other than Tony Stark himself.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,988 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Leverage by ElideStorms reviews
Being a genius and a billionaire left Tony Stark with a giant neon target sign on him for most of his life. But after joining the Avengers, the sign seemed to have become visible to the more villainous populous of the universe. So when he wakes up blindfolded and in pain, he isn't too surprised. When the villain calls him leverage, Tony laughs. A/N: Mainly excuse for Tony!Whump
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,126 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Commemoration by Dean'sNerdyAngel reviews
After an accident, Tony loses an important part of his memory: The Avengers. The team wants to help him recover his memories, but Tony naturally refuses. Stony and teamfic.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,416 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
Transformers: All for One by SingingFlames reviews
Thundercracker and Skywarp try to figure out why their trine is being punished, and yet Starscream is strangely mute on the subject. No pairings. No OCs. UPDATE, CHAPTER EIGHT'S UP! Each chapter is a stand alone story.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,467 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Starscream, Thundercracker
And I Rise in Agony by My Reality Is My Own reviews
Sequel to 'I Fall to Fear'. Because the aftermath is almost worse; and now they are trying to recover. Tony/Loki
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,443 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Perspective by Red Tigress reviews
Tony reverts back to his eight-year old self for a few days. Everyone gains some new perspective. But when Tony changes back, he has to have some heart to heart talks with his teammates. Some mentions of violence towards kids (but not by Howard). Rated for that and language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,552 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 86 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Clipped by DarthMomo reviews
Arcee could never forgive Starscream for what he had done, but when both are trapped and their only option out is to help each other, they might just have to grin and bear it. Unbeknownst to either of them, this whole deal might last longer then just once. Rated M for Safety.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,819 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Arcee, Starscream
Dragon Script by Kopy.Kunoichi reviews
Gajeel and Levy discover secrets hidden a thousand years while on a mission together. Even more significant is what they discover about each other. Read and Review please! Disclaimer: I don't own Fairy Tail or any of its characters.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,624 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Levy M., Gajeel R. - Complete
A Flash of Gold by JackFrostRoxs reviews
Pitch the Nightmare King tries to get Jack Frost on his side filled with shadows. Will it work? But will Jack find out a new secret? Is Pitch really the monster? (Inspired by a quote/clip from the trailer Rise of the Guardians. The concept art in the book is really dark and twisted, and very creepy. I have a picture that helped w/the idea) Short Story (Sequel now up)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,992 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Sail by OneEightSix reviews
Tony Stark mysteriously disappeared 4 weeks back on a regular op taking place in a rainy Sunday afternoon and disappeared. Finally, after a desperate search, he was found. Tony had been subjected to heavy torture, but by who, and why? No one knows. He hardly spoke a word of it since. But Steve is determined to get to the bottom of this, to bring the old Tony back.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,337 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Big Seven by Nightwing1104 reviews
Sebastian is going through a time that all demons go through at some point in their existence, called, "The Big Seven." During this time, demons exhibit each of the Seven Deadly Sins, one sin per day. How will Ciel and the rest of the manor manage when Sebastian starts to go through, "The Big Seven?"(Enjoy! Sorry for any OOCness. CielXSebastian later on.)
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - Russian - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,117 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Standard Procedure by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Being an AI did not mean that one was without inependent thought, nor action. Jarvis was an independent being, albit a slightly protective one. "Hello SHIELD. This is Jarvis. If any of you threaten, hurt or attempt to hack Mr. Tony Stark, I will be forced to take steps for the removal of your existence. Have a good day." "
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 1,523 - Follows: 245 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Jarvis - Complete
Megatron's Mercy by Starcee138 reviews
Alone and critically injured in the middle of an arctic snowstorm, Starscream waits for death. Megatron finds him instead.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Semantically Correct by Miss Mungoe reviews
He does many things he refuses to name by their proper definitions. But then, words were never his thing, anyway. – Gajeel/Levy, denial isn't just a river in Egypt and all that; a collection of interconnected one-shots.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,781 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 4/25/2012 - [Gajeel R., Levy M.] Pantherlily
Child of War by homesweethomicide13 reviews
He was just an orphaned teen, an abandoned child of war. Nothing new to rogue soldier, Kakuzu. So why does he feel the need to keep him at his side? AU KakuHida.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 173,663 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Shadow of the Past by FlamingGoldfish24 reviews
It started as a pleasant day of Team bonding and ended with a virus infecting the system and showing the team a part of Tony's past that he had kicked under the bed, hoping to never speak of again. This time the team's not going to let him suffer alone, no matter how stubborn he is. (Lots of Tony/Bruce friendship and Steve/Tony friendship) Tony-whump!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,745 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Fearsome by Aryndiel reviews
Wendy is scared of all sorts of things. Gajeel isn't afraid of anything. Right? Well, maybe that's not entirely true...
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Gajeel R., Wendy M. - Complete
Attack of the Minivengers by loki-dokey reviews
That awkward moment when Loki accidentally turns The Avengers and himself - but not Tony - into a four-year-old version of themselves, and is the only one of the children who is actually able to keep his adult brain. The others? …Not so much.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,891 - Reviews: 2191 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 1,607 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
A Hero's Savior by Chloe Winchester reviews
"Don't scream. Absolutely do not scream. I know it hurts, trust me, I know but do. Not. Scream." Tortured!Tony, ConcernedComforting!Steve. Superhusbands. WARNING: VERY STRONG CONTENT
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,254 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The DeathMetal Melody by Monster-Tamer reviews
Justin Law is sent to search for Giriko, but when he finds him, a rather harsh thing happens upon the chainsaw, and Justin is left with guilt and a desire to help this poor bastard. Better summary inside. May change rating. Dunno yet. Anime version, not manga version... Update: Story continues into a delightful after-care. Fluffy, awesome, and awkward. Just the way I like it.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,809 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Justin Law, Giriko - Complete
Our Love Is Violence by Little Kuriboh reviews
Marik and Bakura go tomb raiding, and in the process their relationship - such as it is - is tested.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,560 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 73 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Yami Bakura, Marik I.
Unexpected by Dogtooth3030 reviews
(CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN!) When Tony is captured by a man named Afzal, it's for something as cliche as taking over the world. But things take an unexpected turn and the whole human race becomes at risk when an old(ish) enemy returns looking for revenge. And he brought his master along with him this time. Rated for language and some graphic scenes. Please read and review!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,708 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Truce by angelcakes19 reviews
After Megatron wrongfully punishes Starscream he realises how detrimental their disagreements are to the Decepticon cause. Will they ever be able to form a truce for the good of themselves and their faction?
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,763 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Starscream, Megatron
Dream Quarantine by SilverHeart09 reviews
The team wake up trapped in a dark cell filled with skeletons and chained to the wall. Realising that they've become trapped in a dream state, where there is no way out and they are being tortured with the memories of when they were most vulnerable and afraid, and with one of them deteriorating rapidly, the team has to work together to find a way to wake up before it's too late.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,596 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Which One Is Next To Go? by NinjasWillRuleTheWorld reviews
The Akatsuki have just moved into their new base. Strange things begin happening to them and they are left wondering 'which one is next to go' Rated T for a certain foul mouthed follower of Jashin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,865 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Fragments by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Fragmented glimpses into fragmented lives. A collection of ficlets, short stories, and one-shots. -Updated! "It's not much fun, is it? Being stuffed inside these blasted boxes all of the time." SebaCiel.-
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 72,191 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Ruins by SeascapeMural reviews
After having his mind scavenged for the truths of his intentions, Starscream must come to terms with the invasion. And who better to help than Doctor Knock Out?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Knock Out, Starscream - Complete
Zero The Hero by GlitterSonic reviews
SPOILERS. Loki had a back-up plan at the end of the movie...and step one was abducting Tony Stark. While the rest of the team scrambles to find their friend, Loki prepares a new chapter of chaos, and first, it requires breaking an already damaged man.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,696 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
Changing Destiny by Tanglepelt reviews
The Akatsuki want to know if their goals are achieved, so they perform a jutsu that will bring them someone who knows the future. Enter Aoi Coulter, an American teenager who knows everything about the organization -In the process of being reworked- Old readers, read the new version of this story, since this one is obsolete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 127,087 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki
The Weakest Link by BloodFromTheThorn reviews
He should have been more careful. He knew it. Bruce had told him. But it didn't change the fact that the great Tony Stark was in serious trouble. No slash, post-movie. Minor spoilers. Very slight Tony/Pepper. Clint/Nat. Warnings for swears.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,283 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
Until The Bitter End by Calming Aura reviews
After losing everything but his spark, Starscream is locked away on the Autobot base with his fate sealed. When he thought that things couldn't get worse... along came a teenager named Miko Nakadai.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,090 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Starscream, Miko N.
Food For Thought by Red Tigress reviews
Tony Stark substituted food for words when he didn't know what to say. Drabble.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Shinobi Mail by EeBee-kohai reviews
The shinobi mail system helps the ninja of the Elemental Countries exchange their letters. But what do these letters say? A collection of correspondence from various shinobi to one another. Written with the help of Lil' Deidei.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
Search and Rescue by Not.Quite.Sane.In.The.Membrane reviews
When Tony Stark is taken, the remaining Avengers try to get him back. It's already been too long, will they get him back before it's too late? I know, lame summary. Rated for mentions of torture and potty mouths.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,328 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Touch Screen by LulaMadison reviews
A fill for this prompt on Norsekink: "Many touch screens rely on the user's having warm hands. Obviously as a frost giant this is a little difficult for Loki. Dun care how or why, I just want Loki throwing a tantrum because he can't use a phone or a self serve scanner at a supermarket or buy a ticket for a train or something."
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
All I Gave Was Everything by wolfbane17 reviews
Written for AvengersKink Prompt: In which Tony, when given the choice, will always choose the team over himself. Or, the one where Tony is offered a deal he simply can't refuse.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Akatsuki in my House by Gone-15535 reviews
"So you meet a senile old lady who gives you a star-shaped diamond and when you get home it randomly explodes, makes a portal and sucks us in, transporting us here, yeah? Did I get that right?" - "Y-yes." - "You think we're stupid, yeah?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 166,810 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Akatsuki, Kakashi H. - Complete
Behind the Iron Mask by Bellatrix-Lestrange527 reviews
It wasn't an accident that Tony was the one to divert the nuke. He had once said that there was always a way out...and this was his. Steve regrets what was said and comes to discover the truth behind Tony's self-destructive nature. Maybe they have something in common? Themes of suicide/depression/alcoholism
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,323 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Understanding by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
A normal day in the Avenger's mansion, excepting the fact that security has gotten somewhat...locked. Tony trapped in the basement unknowingly, while we're all up here, sitting on couches watching a movie that appeared out of literally nowhere- wait, why is Tony in a cave? When did this get on film?- Avengers minus Tony watch IRON MAN
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,709 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Black Depths by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge; Tony didn't hate Bangladesh, he just liked knowing every possibility, ever variable about everything, every risk he was taking. Going to Bangladesh? That wasn't calculated. Nor was what he was going to do if they found him again..."Are you ready to accept death, Tony Stark?" Raza hummed, "I'm ready to accept the vision of your corpse on the ground."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,741 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Menace by OperationBlackSheep reviews
In which Tony tries really, really hard not to wake Loki up, and an unforeseen obstacle completely derails that plan. Rated for swearing and fluff. Frostiron!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Energon Is Thicker Than Blood by Hexalys reviews
!ON HOLD! There's more to Jackson Darby than meets the eyes. Captured along with Agent Fowler during the events of Darkness Rising, Jack meets Starscream, causing him to have visions as he slowly unravels a forgotten past, leaving him with many unanswered questions. How is he seeing these impossible things? Who's Thundercracker? And what does any of it have to do with Starscream?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,369 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Starscream, Thundercracker, Jack D.
Bathing with Eradicons by JenKristo reviews
TFPrime verse. Starscream shows up unannounced in the eradicons' shower room looking for someone to bathe him after an accident. Steve x Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,921 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Starscream, Vehicons
Pushing the Boundries by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge; written with mythologyrox: Tony did not like many things, fire extinguishers, cats, Thor breaking his doorknobs, or Loki indents on his marble floor. What Tony couldn't STAND, was small dark spaces that pressed in on him, and the harsh sounds of other languages that sounded too familier for him to handle. Combine the two, and you have a lethal combination.TRIGGER WARNING
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,866 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 147 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Red Press by V.Evergreen reviews
In which Steve learns not to trust what the tabloids say. Especially when concerning one Tony Stark.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 70 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Intel Alone by newvagabond reviews
Transformers Prime verse. Ratchet is ready to ignore another intel-for-medical-kit offer, but finally decides to answer it as at this point he sees no threat. Except Starscream doesn't have anything for him. And the amount of energon spilled beneath him is substantial.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Starscream, Ratchet - Complete
Undeserved by newvagabond reviews
Takes place during the episode "Rock Bottom". Instead of stumbling upon Megatron about to murder Starscream, Arcee and Jack find the Decepticon being raped, which isn't immediately clear to Jack because he obviously doesn't know anything about how that works with Cybertronians.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
With Love, Steve by captainsassmerica reviews
One-Shot: (Stony) Steve writes a series of notes to Tony, reflecting on their relationship.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Texts From Tony by SilverHeart09 reviews
Texts from Tony Stark to Pepper Potts during the Avengers movie :) Now with replies! Enjoy!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
The loser by niallerslovelydance reviews
Popular and talented artist, Sasori makes a bet with his best friends Kisame and Hidan to make the new nerdy and girly boy-Deidara popular and break his heart in front everyone at the next school assembly. But slowly he begins falling in love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,910 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
Revelation by sick-atxxheart reviews
As Tony's trust in his team grows, he tells them one by one the truth about the most fragile part of himself - the arc reactor sitting in his chest. Teamfic.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,460 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 115 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Deja Vu by LiveloveLAUGH0506 reviews
The team find themselves in a bad situation, one that unfortunately is all too familiar for Tony. Now Tony must find a way to get his team out before history repeats itself.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,106 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Recovery by Keirou reviews
A familiar face is found unconscious in Death City after disappearing suddenly months ago. Where has he been? What's happened to him? Stein will find the answers to these questions, but does he really want to? Rated M for future dark content
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,298 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Spirit A./Death Scythe, Franken Stein
Surface by tweekthetwitch13 reviews
Years after Ciel Phantomhives death a boy appears in a modern setting, and he knows more than he should.. due to these occasional pesky nightmares.He believes them to be memories. His name is Ciel. Seb/Ciel spoilers for some Kuroshitsuji anime UPDATED
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,978 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
Right by Christy C reviews
A mother convinces her son he can't be gay because superheroes aren't gay. Tony and Steve convince her otherwise. Superhusbands. Stony. Oneshot. Drabble. Prompt fill.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Agnizing by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: "So…somebody read Tony's mind and wrote down what he was thinking of?" "God I hope not- I don't want to know what runs through his head." Avengers read the fanfic- Spectacular Ignorance.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 162 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Complete
Insanity by TeeEye82 reviews
TFP One-Shot: Starscream, having been beaten and degraded until he was nothing more than a glorified punching bag, decides to attempt to offer what little he can to the Decepticon ranks in order to gain some semblance of respect. Or even a place in memory. But Megatron doesn't know the motive behind his SiC's choice, and tries to find out the usual way.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Unbreak My Heart by Presto-Deleto reviews
It's irony, really. I've fallen for my biggest enemy. Light...no, Kira, as he's known to the world. OOC L and Light.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Light Y., L - Complete
Mechanical Madness by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Secretly, all of Tony's kitchen appliences are AI's, they're just a little scared of the other Avengers. But the moment Tony enters the room...'WHAT ARE YOU DOING'
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 158 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Spaces Between by Miss Becky reviews
A sudden accident leaves Tony unable to speak.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,355 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Of Science Bros and Anger Management by Musesofaninsomniac reviews
Nick Fury hates his life.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Nick F., Iron Man/Tony S.
Reassembled by All Hail His Noodleness reviews
The team find themselves stranded on an island with nothing more than the clothes on their backs. Post-movie, no slash, Tony whump.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,647 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Folie à deux by Sychronergy reviews
"Lawliet," Doctor Light Yagami said firmly, "There is no Mu. There is no Death Note. You're in a hospital – a mental hospital." AU/Alternative Ending.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,128 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - L, Light Y.
Nothing But the Truth by who smiles reviews
After a run in with some bad magic, Tony Stark is rendered unable to lie. Hilarity ensues.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S.
The Avenged by StarksViolet reviews
The story of the triumphant Avengers, in what may be their most important role yet, the protection of one of their own.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,424 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Ever Fallen in Love With Someone? by Emono reviews
Once Steve thought Howard Stark was the "living end". Now he's been thrown into a future where the only person he can trust completely is Howard's son, Tony. Tony's everything his father wasn't, maybe everything Steve needs. SLASH, Daddy issues, unresolved feelings, past Steve/Howard, Nat/Pep, rewrite Ironman 2 w/ Steve, pre-Avengers. Slow bloom love story, lemon. Ever Fallen Ver
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 143,991 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
This Immortal Coil by Lord Onisyr reviews
William searches for answers after a mysterious attack leaves Grell's life hanging by a thread, though he finds himself dealing with some long-buried emotions about his old friend.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 127,479 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - William S., Grell S. - Complete
Attack and Conquer by Killer-San reviews
The leaf is defeated and the Akatsuki are resurrected but in learning that the true leader is Madara, Deidara and others defect from the Akatsuki. Are our rebels doomed to be conquered, or will they meet a much different fate with our own Sakura Haruno?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,399 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Replacement by otherhawk reviews
Movie verse. What happens when injuries go beyond cuts and scrapes? How does the team move on?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,472 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Conversing by DimeStreet reviews
When Tony is alone and losing chess to Jarvis, he is interrupted by a thoroughly unexpected guest. Pre-friendship Tony/Loki, and could be seen as pre-slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,228 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Outsider by Robot Zombie reviews
•Always an outsider, Miko even finds herself staring into a house of secrets after being captured by Decepticons. Only this time, she's allowed unravel the walls•
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,454 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Miko N., Starscream
I Wish I Had Missed by Livin4Jesus reviews
He never missed. That was a fact, a fact that he took pride in. But for once in his life he wished that, just this once, he had missed. Because if he had missed then his best friend wouldn't be at death's door. No Slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,363 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Not This Way by LiveloveLAUGH0506 reviews
The irony of the situation was that a man who survived so much was taken down in the streets of New York. Possible tear jerker so you know, tissues.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,601 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Good Son by Zafona reviews
Start of the Stark Expo 2012, Tony is ready for anything as always, or he thinks he is. Bruce is backstage, Pepper is monitoring, and Steve is in the crowd, how could he be at all nervous? Enemies of Tony Stark be damned, no one had been able to hurt him at previous public shows. But when someone manages it, when Tony is terrified and crumbling, at least Steve's there for him. R&R
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,229 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Caged Bird Sings: Rewrite by UchiHime reviews
Light is in confinement; L goes to visit him, but what he wants is to more than just talk. A rewittten/edited version of my 2nd fic.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,520 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete
Submerge by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Answer to challenge. Tony Stark was many things, but one of his most rarest status, was that he was a victim of PTSD...Not that he'd let anyone know.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 125 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
And I used to think you were childish by Smla reviews
Sasori heard the explosions from the room where Deidara was fighting. From the pained cries that followed it seemed that his partner had managed to hurt his opponent rather badly. No surprise there. It was what happened next that took him by surprise.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,523 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Sasori, Deidara
Epiphany in Gold by Nilly's Issue reviews
It hits Tony like a freight train. He has a family.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Bromance, Not Romance by Laree England reviews
During one of Steve's "computer class sessions" with Tony, they discover fanfiction and what some people think their relationship should be like. Sucky summary, I don't know how else to summarize it without giving everything away:
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
You Are Enough by angelcakes19 reviews
Optional sequel to Was She Worth It? and set a couple of years later. Knock Out tracks down a depressed Starscream and together they realise they don't have to be alone anymore. Knock Out/Starscream slash. Also includes M/SS and KO/BD. Two-shot. Warning- there will be Major Character Death in the second half.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Starscream, Knock Out
If Today Was Your Last Day by Heki564 reviews
What if you knew your death was coming? Would you stand up and change the world? Based off of If Today Was Your Last Day by Nickleback. Rating may change; just shonen-ai for now. First chapter redone!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,943 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
A Chemical Thing by Nilly's Issue reviews
Steve is an attractive guy. Tony and Natasha take notice. This is an ode to Steve's gorgeous body.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Salvation by infinite vertigo reviews
AU "What's this?" "Tapes of reasons for why Deidara found it so hard to keep living." After a failed suicide attempt by Deidara, all Sasori has to understand why and salvage him is a bundle of tapes... that he isn't supposed to have. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 112,415 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
SasoDei Alphabet! by crossmyheart1207 reviews
26 letters in the Alphabet, so 26 one-shots! I'm picking a word that starts with each letter and using it as a theme of sorts for a one shot. So, there will be plenty of fluff and, maybe a little more?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,326 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Tyrant's Heir by Takashidaimao reviews
Prime-verse. Starscream's not feeling well, so Megatron sends him to Knock Out to find out why. Megatron x Starscream, M-Preg, Slash, & a lot of fluff. Reviews are loved, even if I don't always reply. *I have edited this story to conform to FFnet TOS. Details inside. Y-Gallery & Tumblr Mirrors now Live! thatrandomdrell . tumblr . com
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,246 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Starscream, Megatron
Switched by WetPaperTowel reviews
A freak accident during battle causes Tony Stark and Loki to swap bodies. The hero and villain are forced to spend time together to figure out how to switch back, which leads to awkward, hilarious, and disastrous situations. Will they figure it out in time, or will they kill each other in the process? Possible FrostIron fluff
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,695 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Trouble Sleeping by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
One of the downsides to being a genius with near-perfect recall and a vivid imagination is that it makes sleeping difficult. One night, woken from his nightmares, Tony wanders into the kitchen where he runs into Steve. Warnings: mentions of past torture.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Red Hair by masruiiiik reviews
"I am your father!" Sasori proclaimed. "What? You are not!" Gaara denied, looking at Sasori with a 'you-belong-in-the-loonie-bin' look. Sasori simply scowled and grabbed at his red locks, "Don't deny the hair!" Crack-fic! Slight SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Gaara, Sasori - Complete
Let's Fall In Love by masruiiiik reviews
The player Sasori falls for an innocent blonde. The non-believer Kakuzu finds himself thinking of a foul-mouthed idiot. Saint-like Kisame falls head-over-heels for a stoic Uchiha and Pain's just trying to move on when Konan breaks up with him. Love sucks. DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,744 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
he knows by masruiiiik reviews
"Everytime I see you, I just want to curl up in some corner and cry, un." Shock flitters over Sasori's usually impassive features. "Why?" "Because I'm so in love with you, it hurts. But I know you don't feel the same, un." SasoDei. for anacoana. Complete?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Black Tears by masruiiiik reviews
The only thing Deidara was scared of was being another nameless, faceless partner to Sasori like the other hundreds of partners that the redhead would no doubt acquire. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Group Hug Project by Student of Dreams reviews
Tony has never had anyone to hug him before. He doesn't quite know how. Now that he has a family, this is something that needs to change.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 74 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Shutting Up The God Of Lies by Sarah Kennedy reviews
Tony and Bruce find something to silence Loki before he can talk his way out of SHIELD custody.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
happy little christmas by Edwards-Ebed reviews
After an attack, some things end up changing Tony's life forever.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
We Should Live Until We Die by Heart Torn Out reviews
Tony gets sick. Tony is dying. Tony doesn't tell a soul. Eventual Steve/Tony. Pepper/Bruce and Clint/Coulson. Um...major character death and triggers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,272 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Androphobia by Aloikey reviews
The fear of men. That's what Light is diagnosed with after he is raped by an unknown man. L tries his best to save Light, but does he even want to be saved? If Light isnt Kira, then who is? LxLight Mentions Rape, rating just in case. R&R
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - L, Light Y.
Bruce is a Troll by CitizenofCorvisMinor reviews
In which Bruce trolls the hell out of poor Steve, and Tony loves every minute of it. Written for a prompt on lj's avengerkink. Implied Bruce/Tony.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Eight Reasons Why Tony by Keep.Film.Alive reviews
Eight reasons why Tony Stark is forbidden from making drunk calls. Victims: Bruce, Clint, Natasha, Steve, Coulson, Fury, Pepper and Rhodey. The only text is the drunk message so don't expect much, just lulz.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Tony and his Robots by Heaven's Archer reviews
Tony had a reason behind each and every name, even if the people around him didn't get it.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 129 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis - Complete
Reverb by Nilly's Issue reviews
Steve is a pretty calm guy, except when people blatantly disobey his orders. People named Tony Stark.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
I Fall to Fear by My Reality Is My Own reviews
It would figure that he'd pick now to have a flashback freak out; in the middle of a kidnapping with no one around but the God of Lies. Tony/Loki
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,828 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Tony Stark: Fanboy and Screw Up by Ambereyedwolfchild reviews
Tony has been summoned to a press expo in Japan for the weekend and, while he's gone, the Avengers find a video of his 12th birthday. It's not as cute as they think it will be. Then Tony comes home early. Started funny then went angsty then fluffy… Steve/Tony, Stony, etc. Don't like, don't read.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
For Whom the Bell Tolls by Vintage Reign reviews
A headcanon turned mini ficlet as to what happens when that blasted emergency alarm goes off in Avengers Tower at some ungodly hour of night, and how each hero reacts.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Ten of You by shadowblade-tara reviews
After the battle, Banner corners Steve about his jibe at Stark. Short oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
In My Head by mikuloveitachi reviews
Akatsuki Crack-fic. Everyone has some sort of problem, habit, disease. Told from different POVs. Contains YAOI main pairing Sasodei. May change to M later
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,218 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
The Game by Warblerpuff reviews
Tony makes flirting with Steve into his own little game. Thor is confused. Just something I did for my newest OTP.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Sacrifice Play by Elerrina Star reviews
"Sir, your reactor can no longer sustain that level of power," JARVIS warned. "It will cause a crash." - The team is in trouble and the odds aren't great, so Tony plays the sacrificial ram. Again. Team centric. No slash.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,546 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Some Things Aren't Funny by Isilarma reviews
Clint plays a prank on Tony, but his reaction isn't quite what he expected. Rated for flashbacks and mentions of torture.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,824 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Water by Nikoru-chan reviews
Tony left Afghanistan behind years ago. But did it leave him? N.B. non-graphic references to Tony's experiences at the hands of the Ten Rings
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Son of His Late Friend by Takada Saiko reviews
Steve returns to Stark Tower after the Avengers have gone their separate ways only to find his friend's son drinking away the nightmares. There is more to Tony Stark than he might have originally thought. Oneshot. R&R
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Midgardian Smut by LulaMadison reviews
Loki discovers slash fic on the internet. Naturally, he uses it to annoy Thor, Tony, and Steve. Pairings: Thor/Loki and Tony/Steve. Warnings: Naughty words & naughtier situations.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,581 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 169 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Hey, Pep by Shipperwolf reviews
It wasn't too late to tell her all of those important things. It wasn't too late, if she'd just pick up the damn phone. T/P, spoiler warning.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Bigger by Bombshell1701 reviews
MOVIEVERSE. Tony has a question about the super soldier. Rated M for adult themes- THIS IS NOT SLASH, so relax! Post-Avengers movie. Please R&R.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Come and See Me Again by Lady Talla-doe reviews
When life threw Loki at him, landing them both in Medical for an extended time, Stark was sorely tempted to take those metaphorical lemons, and shove them down Life's throat. As this is not an option, they'll just have to get along.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,144 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Caged by Novelrogue reviews
Starscream has been captured by Megatron; perhaps for the final time. Steve doesn't know what to do for his commander; when he witnesses the Seeker's punishment, will the drone be able to revive him? SS/ST
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,125 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Starscream, Megatron
Nesting Habits by Miss Mungoe reviews
Lily calls him a compulsive hoarder. And so what if he is? – Gajeel/Levy, Pantherlily.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 97 - Published: 4/17/2012 - [Gajeel R., Levy M.] Pantherlily - Complete
Glitch by unknown ghost author reviews
These feelings were dangerous. There was no telling what would happen, should Starscream imagine that Knock Out was making an honest move on him. Still, the opportunity, the chance for success, was too great to pass up.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 50,822 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Knock Out, Starscream
Why the Akatsuki Should Never Teach Sex Ed by SilverLullabies93 reviews
Crack!Fic. When the Akatsuki decide that Team 7 needs to learn about sex, chaos is bound to ensure. Rated T for Hidan's mouth and refrences to... well read the title.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
Revenge is Sweet by Blue-Eyed-Hime26 reviews
Deidara's heartbroken when he thinks that Sasori's love is only skin deep,but how much does the blonde really know about his boyfrien?Teen drama turns into a drug scandal and lovers limits are tested.Based on a true story,heartbreak warning!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,616 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
A Devious Compromise by Ailea Creed reviews
Takes place at the end of Season 2. When Ciel is at his wits end and can't stand to see Sebastian stare at him so emptily, how far will he be willing to go to get his old butler back? And how will Sebastian pull his own strings? SebxCiel yaoi R&R please!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,043 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
As White as Blood by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Sasori of the Red Sand didn't turn into the mass murdering member of the infamous criminal organisation known as the Akatsuki overnight. It took a lot of time and a lot of living. The entire life of Sasori of the Red Sand. Eventual SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 256,926 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Heart to Heart by Miss Mungoe reviews
Or 'guy talk', if you will. Gajeel and Natsu have a chat about feelings. No, really. – Gajeel/Levy and Natsu/Lucy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 123 - Published: 3/21/2012 - [Gajeel R., Levy M.] [Natsu D., Lucy H.] - Complete
Five Times Octavius And Jedediah Kissed by MidnightSakuraBlossom and SYD reviews
...Which led to rather interesting romance encounters whether they wanted to admit that or not. Featuring Larry as a bit of a matchmaker. ;My first NATM fic!
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,237 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Octavius G., Jededaiah S. - Complete
Looseleaf by Atreyl reviews
Of allergies, misplaced Valentine's cards, and bubble baths. Memories Matt and Mello hold dear, all written on various pieces of looseleaf paper.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 176 - Words: 47,549 - Reviews: 1607 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Matt, Mello
To The Team by Victoria LeRoux reviews
The team comes together after a mission gone wrong. Major fluff alert. Movieverse, team centric.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Clue by tsuki-san16 reviews
When what starts as a straightforward mission suddenly turns deadly, it's up to the Shibusen group to figure out what the hell is going on. If Kid and Soul manage to get together in the process, well, that's just a bonus. Kid/Soul
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,482 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater
Zetsu Learns Table Manners by Good boy-chan reviews
Pein-sama is not pleased with the way that Zetsu eats, so he employs Itachi to teach table manners to Zetsu...with limited results. Rated T for swearing like all of my stories .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Zetsu, Akatsuki - Complete
Oh, Hell by Kitty Gets Loose reviews
Sebastian and Ciel have tolerated each other for 100 years as demons, but the reappearance of Claude and Alois is a catalyst for change between them. A yaoi dark-ish comedy of sorts set a century after the end of the Season 2 anime.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,969 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - [Sebastian M., Ciel P.] - Complete
The God Of Accidentally Breaking Stuff by LulaMadison reviews
Written for this prompt on Norsekink: "So many prompts and fills seem to have Thor being the one confused with the way things work on Midgard. I'd like to see some Loki being confused by Midgardian things."
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Art of Needing by Thinkette reviews
He would whisper it like a mantra. So alive, so human and so much a freak. He whispered it in disgust, in depression, in desperation, in adoration, in hatred, and in attempts to convince himself that he was a monster. No one should love him. No one.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Never Far From You by AkastukiDragon reviews
Deidara has just lost Sasori and all most lost his life, But is saved by Tobi and now Tobi looks after him while he gets better...though Deidara's physical injuries aren't the only thing he is help healing.rated M for later chapter's.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,192 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Deidara, Madara U.
Dancing With the Devil by RukiaKiryu reviews
Forced to fight in a war between Heaven and Hell Sebastian is abandoned and captured by a legion of angels. But Ciel is not about to be cheated from his covenant with his butler, not even by the Devil himself. Yaoi! CielxSebby pairing. Just read it...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,896 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Why by The-Magical-Bookworm reviews
Sasori and Deidara's in a arguement about art, as usual. That is, until Sasori asks a question he'd never asked before, 'Why' Deidara's answer is most unexpected. One-shot!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Mittens by LulaMadison reviews
The Avengers haven't seen Loki for a while. When they eventually track him down they find out he has adopted a pet kitten and has been spending all of his time playing with it. Thor mistakenly thinks he is an uncle again…
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 133 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Death Row by tigrai reviews
It sucks being the only girl in the Akatsuki. Konan'd rather have 9 guys perving on her all the time, but noo, they don't even consider her a girl. In ten days, she'll prove to them she's a girl- no, a woman. This can't possibly backfire, can it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Konan, Akatsuki
Second Chance by SlightlyPsycho reviews
After Light died, he couldn't go to heaven or hell. Well, not if L has something to say about it. Light is reincarnated and is tested to see if he'll choose to become Kira again or if he'll choose L while unknowingly saving himself LXLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 147,440 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 10/16/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Helpless by MissCHSparkles reviews
Written by Prowlsgirl. When Ironhide is captured, he is thrown in a cell along with Starscream who has gotten into trouble once again. But when Megatron takes his punishment too far, how will Ironhide react? Does he stand aside or does he try to help?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Ironhide, Starscream - Complete
Tobi's Fairy Tales by Shira Lansys reviews
Tobi decides that Deidara needs a bedtime story, despite the fact that it's not bedtime. And that Deidara doesn't want one. Rated for Hidan in some chapters. Enter this story to read How The Grinch Stole Christmas - Tobi's version! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,615 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki - Complete
Mania by Songstone reviews
A swear-happy young man with tourettes syndrome, a gorgeous blond with an eating disorder, and a hyper sexual Uchiha; collage life will be complicated enough for them as it is, but you haven't even met their love interests yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,401 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Growing Up by YaoiPhox reviews
An AU story with the Akatsuki from their childhood to adulthood. YAOI in late chapters. Pairings: KakuHida, SasoDei, KisaIta, and various popular pairings! Warnings: Shounen-Ai/Yaoi. Language/Hidan. 'Light' Sexual Themes/Hints?.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 147,406 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Seven Short Steps to a Typical Thanksgiving by obsidianLight16 reviews
Even these guys have a daily ritual to their holiday in giving thanks. Doesn't mean it has to be peaceful though. This dysfunctional family has some SERIOUS issues...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Unexpected Savior by kariuchiha19 reviews
Sasori feels heartbroken since his last lover dumped him. He feels like life has no meaning. His friends drag him out and he decides to stop by a club on the beach...where he meets someone less fortunate, who always smiles...SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,493 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Akatsuki Wants A Baby by Pinkyni21 reviews
Due to the small amount of members the Akatsuki decide they need an heir. When Konan discovers she cannot have children, who will Pein turn to? Yaoi and Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,288 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Deidara, Akatsuki
One More Time a SasoDei by Tami'NyaN reviews
Deidara involved in an accident which made him blind. Sasori and Hidan helped the blonde through his days. Little did he know, Sasori wasn't there anymore. With Hidan's help, they unraveled a mystery that will forever change Deidara's life.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,370 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
It Ended with a Bang by ramenwriter15 reviews
What if Deidara was born a girl? The story of the secertly female Deidara's time in the Akatsuki and even her past. What will happen when a certian teammate Tobi discovers her secert? What will she do to protect herself? Please Read!maybe femdei/madara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,852 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Deidara, Madara U.
Skyfire by Kiyoko Michi reviews
Fire in the Sky AU After arriving on Earth thousands of vorns later, Starscream decided to find Skyfire and give his old partner's frame a true burial. Alone. The last thing he expected was to find a Spark still impossibly struggling for existence.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,241 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Starscream, Skyfire/Jetfire - Complete
It's All Fun In Games Until Somebody Falls In Love by XxReni-chanxX reviews
Soul never thought he would like a boy...and Kid is trying to make his feelings for Soul less obvious. It may all work out until somebody tries to ruin it. SoulxKid Warning:Language and Yaoi
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,378 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Soul Eater, Death The Kid - Complete
Akatsuki's Chibis by kariuchiha19 reviews
It's been eleven years since they had last pulled off a mission. Eleven years since they had parted ways. Now, there is a new interest revealed, thus, they come out of retirement. There is...just a few different things...five to be specific...Yaoi Pairins
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
You're Falling by QuartzApple reviews
When Deidara, former terrorist, is forced into joining Akatsuki, he wasn't expecting his partner to be difficult to get along with. Sasori wasn't expecting his new partner to be such a brat. A mission changes everything and suddenly, they're falling.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,411 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
Broken by Iwanita reviews
TF:Prime. After episode 20, Partners. Starscream is now on his own. Rejected by the Decepticons. Despised by the Autobots. What will the future bring for him?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,731 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Starscream - Complete
Will you save me? by AkumaNoDanna reviews
16 year old Deidara has decided that he'll commit suicide at the age of 18. Sasori, a new student at Dei's high school, is the first one to manage to break into the young male's world. But will it be enough?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,583 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Misunderstood by Golden Angel's Tears reviews
Sasori is the prince of a kingdom where those with kekkei genkai or who are jinchuuriki are killed for being "freaks". Unfortunately some of those people survived and now fight the kingdom for equality. Better than it sounds, SasoDei, full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,385 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Sasori, Deidara
From Dusk Till Dawn - SasoDei by mysticaldragon11 reviews
My own personal twist to Twilight. Deidara's life is about to change in a big way after his mom remarries and he goes to live with his dad. What could happen in a small town? Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 49,016 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Never Leave You by therandomlyrandomone reviews
Tobi's caring side shows when he finds Deidara in a bad predicament. Rated T because I'm paranoid. Also, fail summary
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Sex Deprived by masruiiiik reviews
When Deidara gets sick of not being able to walk for weeks at a time, he snaps and goes full-out blonde, declaring loudly: "That's it, un! No more sex for a month!" And that's how the story of a sex-deprived Sasori begins... SasoDei among others.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
Judgement a SasoDei Fanfiction by Desaicedancer reviews
Deidara kills himself by creating a massive explosion with the intent to kill Sasuke. He's told he's dead, and that the ceremony for Judgement is in an hour. What is Judgement? What will he find at the ceremony? Rated T for Hidan!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
Wish in Vain Until the End by Gin no raita wa bara reviews
They watched as their comrades all died. As they watched, they began to muse. To ruminate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Akatsuki, Zetsu - Complete
Chibi Akatsuki by QueenOfFanFicWorldLoveGunner reviews
AU. Following the Akatsuki through their young lives from toddlers to teens. As they face many dreaded obsticles... Like puberty, and Exams. STRONG LANGUAGE because Hidan is a naughty baby.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,565 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Akatsuki, Madara U.
Keep It Together by DeviousGypsy reviews
Unknown to anyone else, Starscream is a young Seeker. So when he hits his first heat cycle, he has no idea how to handle it. His trine tries to help but the plan falls apart... Full summary and warnings inside
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,114 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Neco kun by FlameDancer12 reviews
Kid gets turned into a cat and is found by none other than Soul who takes him in as his new pet, what will he learn about his friend? SoulXKid fluff
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,380 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater - Complete
Midknight At The Oasis by Little Kuriboh reviews
Marik and Bakura realise they've been cybering with each other.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,976 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Yami Bakura, Marik I.
Ironic Deception by RandomDustBunnyzAngel reviews
When Deidara is kidnapped on a mission to Kusagakure, it's up to Tobi to save him. But plagued by illness will he find his beloved sempai? Or will the feelings the enternal Uchiha holds for the bomber be lost forever? This is Guy/Guy. BEING REWRITTEN!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,615 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Deidara, Madara U. - Complete
Shut Up, Deidara by Two Can Keep A Secret If reviews
Three things you should know: one, Sasori really likes Deidara's hands. Two: Deidara talks too much during sex, and three: Deidara knows the cure for artist's block. Utterly plotless DeiSasoDei, just for fun.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
How Deidara Joined The Akatsuki by Pinkyni21 reviews
Madara was sitting on a stump thinking about the lack of members in the organization when he was distracted by a little blonde boy with mouths on his hands. Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Deidara, Madara U. - Complete
Save You by Female Itachi reviews
AU. Maybe you didn't belong to a group or a clique; maybe they decided to pick you last for basketball or for everything; maybe you used to bring bruises & broken teeth to show&tell... We are graduating members from the class of "We Made It"... A balancing act that has less to do with pain, & more to do with beauty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Akatsuki
Soul Brothers by Kat Lee formerly Pirate Turner reviews
They were soul brothers, soul mates, two halves of the same whole fused joyously together for all eternity, and they completed each other, in the marvelous wonder of love, forever! Slash.
Night at the Museum - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Octavius G., Jededaiah S. - Complete
Daybreak by Voiceofsummer reviews
For years Kakashi has lived in a city that's crippled by a dictatorship; citizens live in terror and the children are taken to be 'modified'. But then he meets Akatsuki, a group of revolutionaries who dream of bringing a new dawn to the city. AU. Rated for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,112 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Kakashi H., Akatsuki - Complete
If He Was a She by masruiiiik reviews
Fem!Dei -For one thing, if he was a girl, he would've still ripped his shirt off in his final moments. It's just that he wouldn't have had to blow himself up to win. Sasuke's perverted mind and his feminine assets would've done the job just fine. Crack!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Deidara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Snap Run Grow by obsidianLight16 reviews
Akatsuki didn't care much about each other- and Deidara was no exception. But when a jutsu turns him to a child with no memory of his ninja life, the gang has to band together to set things right. Akatsuki's bound to learn a lesson they'll never forget.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,513 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki
Gangrene by Tobi the Hubcap Thief reviews
When left uncared for, a heart withers and dies;Gangrene of the heart is the hardest to bear. When Sasori abandons his charge, who will be there to pick up the pieces? ItaDei, DeiIta, Deidara x Itachi. WARNING: yaoi, rape scene/slash, domestic violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Itachi and the Dango Stick! by HimekoUchia reviews
Kisame decides to drug Itachi to get him to relax and loosen up. Before long, chaos ensures and everyone gets involved, whether they like it or not. Some want blackmail material, some are entertained and some just really want Tobi to put the scythe down.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H., Akatsuki - Complete
Admit it by StrictlyNaruto18 reviews
Sasori just won't admit that he liked Deidara in 'that way'.Hidan tries to get Sasori jealous 'for his own good'.But when pursuing his plan, Hidan learned more about the blonde than he should have and, falls for him? Sasori won't go down without a fight.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,518 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Diary of a Highschool Freak Artist by CakeXD reviews
The Diary of Deidara... Hmm... Learn about his Highschool life. Contains Yaoi, Boy x Boy Enjoy! Oh and SasoDei goodness! XD rated T for yea some pervy stuff and fluff. Not much about Hidan's mouth though.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,097 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki
Partnership On Trial by obsidianLight16 reviews
Deidara and Sasori are newly partnered in Akatsuki,and they don't exactly get along the best. But then a mission comes along that could possibly change their rocky partnership...to an even rockier one!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
He Doesn't Understand by papercut ai reviews
Deidara and Sasori are very different, and there are a lot of things they don't understand about each other. The Akatsuki, plotting, and mentally scarring leads to eventual DeiSas. has been changed to mature for later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 37,244 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Word for It by snowflake98 reviews
Because watching two people and their massive sexual tension is, like, super painful. SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Party Crashers by obsidianLight16 reviews
Sasori and Itachi get invited to Orochimaru's 50th birthday party. Orochimaru makes it a point not to invite the rest, but will soon come to regret this decision. After all, the others don't like being left out. All Orochimaru wants is a normal party...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,310 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Akatsuki, Orochimaru - Complete
Night City by obsidianLight16 reviews
When the sun goes down, the moon rises and night prowlers roam the streets. The Akatsuki police force has their hands full when the criminal actions of Orochimaru pull them deeper into the hidden secrets of Rain City. And what's this about a traitor?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,261 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Akatsuki, Deidara
Red Sand by masruiiiik reviews
sequel/companion-fic to 'Black Tears'. Sometimes, when Sasori tried hard enough, his mind managed to conquer up a faded black and white photograph with singed edges, and the small voice whispering "Danna" would echo hollowly through his head. SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Game by TotalTownie reviews
Tobi introduces the mind virus to his fellow members. Chaos ensues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki - Complete
Good Luck Superstition by obsidianLight16 reviews
Sasori said something to Deidara before they left on a mission- and now the blonde won't stop trying to touch him! Why! And why is it that everyone seems to know what's going on except for him?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
New Konoha Genins by DrMaggieXD reviews
The Akatsuki have shrunk to cute, little 7 year old kids! Now, Teams 7,8,10 and Gai have to retrain them and lead them to a new life. Humor ensured. PS: Not a single konoha person know this, so keep it a secret from them! *hush hush*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,895 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Akatsuki, Naruto U.
Danger Prone by obsidianLight16 reviews
Let it be said that Deidara had no sense of danger in regards to himself, he hated being compared...and that Akatsuki really did care. They just had different ways of showing it. Albeit, some more odd than others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Take One by obsidianLight16 reviews
Cut scenes and unfilmed chaos... Everything that happened backstage the making of 'Week One'- from pure idiocy to wacky friendships and relations. Just what is Masashi Kishimoto supposed to do with such a crazed bunch of teens? Make it worse of course!:D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,667 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Insignificant Day by Gin no raita wa bara reviews
Sasori and Deidara get into one of their famous art arguments, but something other than harsh words come from it. Love maybe? Just some fluffy drabble I made. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Hidan's Birthday by AkastukiDragon reviews
Birthday party, Booz and a camera what could possibly happen? and why is Itachi in a dress? Rated M for well Hidan. Enjoy Please Review :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Valentine's Day by CakeXD reviews
Its a story about the whole Akatsuki. Yaoi Boy x Boy When the couples each begin to ignore each other. The semes cannot take anymore. What would they all do? Futhermore Valentine's Day is coming. This story won't just stop on Valentine's Day Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,413 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Akatsuki
Teambuilding by obsidianLight16 reviews
Pein's had enough of his members' bickering. So what else to do but make them go through some great bonding exercises?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,314 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki for President by gonyonomaru reviews
Have you ever wondered what the USA would be like if the Akatsuki members came to power?It would be quite interesting... They are, after all, S-Ranked criminal ninjas. Will America ever be the same? Each character gets their own chapter!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,123 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Akatsuki, Madara U. - Complete
Week One by obsidianLight16 reviews
Itachi used to live a simple life. Until Sasuke was born, Naruto became the devil spawn, and Deidara entered Konohagakure. There were some things in the world Itachi just couldn't put up with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,598 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Tunnel of Love by obsidianLight16 reviews
There are reasons why the Akatsuki doesn't go to amusement parks anymore... Jashin-Damn Konan and Pein's lovey-dovey time!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,110 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Fever by obsidianLight16 reviews
Sasori leaves a sick Deidara home at the base for the day to complete a mission on his own, trusting the others to take good care of him as fellow comrades. What a mistake! The Akatsuki is sent into chaos when a head cold and fever get way out of hand
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,329 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Akatsuki, Deidara - Complete
Hey Danna, Hey Dei by izumichan560 reviews
"I think about you a lot." "You're the reason I can't sleep." "Love you Danna. I love you." "Sorry Deidara. I love you." Sasodei, angst, happy ending. :D
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Fun With The Akatsuki by Hanhula reviews
Random glimpses into the Akatsuki's life. No OCs. Very mild yaoi. I don't own anything other than the plot. Current Pairings may change : SasoDei, KisaIta, PeiKo. Hidan's in it, so expect rude language. 01/12/2014: I'm sorry, but this fanfic's currently discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,103 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Deidara, Akatsuki
tuesday shrines by MYZ-chan reviews
The earthquake that never happened. Genkaku, Nagi, and a few moments of truth and hypocrisy.
Deadman Wonderland/デッドマン・ワンダーランド - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Complete
The Longest drabbel about Sasori and Deidara ever by Lilianda reviews
Started out as a drabbel, and yeah. Cracktastic! DeiSasoSasoDei, whatever floats your boat.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,635 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Kitty Cat by anacoana reviews
Sasori knew it was going to be a long evening when he entered the base to see Deidara crawling in circles singing the words "Kitty cat" over and over. Light fluff at the end.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Less Than Desirable by obsidianLight16 reviews
Pein comes back from a mission to find his members in a...less than desirable state. Stupid cravings. And wasn't it all Tobi's fault anyway?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Unlikely Savior by mismatched socks arent cool reviews
Sometimes he did stupid things and everyone knew it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Miko N., Starscream - Complete
A Very Merry Akatsuki Christmas by Drachesoul reviews
Check out your favorite anime villains celebrate the holidays! Mayhem ensues as they try to make the very best Christmas Eve ever! SasoDei pairing. Only about two or three chapters long, so I guess it counts as a short fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Akatsuki, Sasori
Toilet Ghost by Shichiya reviews
Deidara asked Tobi for a tissue one night, but it was someone else who gave him the tissue! Who gave him the tissue? Read to find out. Rated horror for the appearance of a dead person.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Gone by IDontWannaBeInLove reviews
It's amazing how fast you are, Sasori no Danna. One minute you're here with me, then the next, you're gone. But, two can play at that game, Sasori. One minute I was there and so were you, but now, I'm gone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Sticky Notes by Lucky-Angel135 reviews
"Enough with the sticky notes. As much as I hate to admit it, I miss you all yelling at each other." Inspired by luckystars135
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Truth Behind lies by kariuchiha19 reviews
Sasori is a normal 17 year old teen. Or so he thought. Two weeks before he reaches 18, his friends start acting weird. What the hell is going on? Sasodei. Don't like don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,747 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Akatsuki's Valentines by MidnightMusic96 reviews
What do the Akatsuki do on Valentines' Day. Some go to the Konoha Festival while others realize feelings for each other. The stoic man glomps his partner and Hidan is left in tears? This is Valentines Day? PeinKon KisaIta SasoDei KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Meetings by MidnightMusic96 reviews
What exactly happened when the Akatsuki met their partners. Was it love at first sight, a silent agreement of cooperation, or just an all out loathing. SasoDei, KisaIta, and KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Spare Hours of Dog Days by procyonlotor reviews
The Akatsuki is a strange place, full of strange people. Naturally, they have strange conversations. DRABBLE: you'll finish it before you have time to lose interest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Akatsuki
Long Gone by Little Kuriboh reviews
MATURE FIC. A stranger visits the Valley of the Kings, and discovers they've made some interesting changes.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Yami Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
Marik & Bakura Go To Censored Town by Little Kuriboh reviews
Thiefshipping up the wazoo in this fic written for charity.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,969 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
Partners Till the End by tarouchoo reviews
Deidara,since birth was hated by his village & abused by his father.But when the Akatsuki recruit him,everything seemed better,except his partner.From there everything went downhill.Will arising feelings bring them together, or rip them apart?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,499 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Sasori, Deidara
Thirty Days in a Second by Cyndi reviews
You never know what the future holds. Sometimes, it falls apart...and sometimes, it changes you. .o COMPLETE o.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,766 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Arcee, Starscream - Complete
Demented Imagination by masruiiiik reviews
And whenever Sasori leaned in to touch him, to kiss him, Deidara kept his eye shut, because if he couldn't see his Master's face, he could pretend that Sasori did love him, and that it wasn't just his demented imagination getting the better of him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Itadakimasu! by obsidianLight16 reviews
Lunch can't get any worse than breakfast...can it? Sort of sequel to 'Ohaiyo'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Hiding Incognito by obsidianLight16 reviews
Because everything with Kakuzu starts with a bet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Akatsuki, Madara U. - Complete
Nightly Rituals by masruiiiik reviews
It would always start off with Deidara asking Sasori to go to bed with him and end off with everyone going on a homicidal streak or, in Pain's case, a suicidal streak. Dedicated to amaya ookami. Crack-fic! Slight SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Akatsuki, Pain/Pein - Complete
Akatsuki Art by Itachi012110 reviews
Within the deepest, darkest corners of the Naruto universe there are artistic people. One would not think to find these people in the infamous hide outs of the Akatsuki organization though.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Deidara, Akatsuki
A Contract is Meant to be Broken by inmemoryoftheMasterRapper reviews
A possessive butler and an equally possessive master. What are the odds that something sinful might happen? But Sebastian is already the embodiment of sin. What more can you expect from him? Well, he wants his master more than anything...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 99,591 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
A Super Awesome and Totally Original Akatsuki Fic by WhatEvenMan reviews
A parody of all Akatsuki Yaoi themed fanfiction. It just seems to be the same thing over and over again. WARNING: I SAID YAOI THEMED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Akatsuki, Pain/Pein - Complete
Trust Exercises by masruiiiik reviews
Pain said that this would help them learn how to trust each other, the rest of the Akatsuki told him he was being a pain in the ass. Akatsuki fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
That Night in the Air Vent by I'mAJinx reviews
Jed makes a mistake and hides in the air vent. The person he needs to talk to the most is the one he's hiding from. Jed gets painted into a corner and tells Octavius a big secret.PG for a lot of tiny man kisses and D-bombs. Jed-X-Ocravius. My first story.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
Hakumei: Revenge by Kakashi'sDirtyLittleBook reviews
Deidara rounds up the Akatsuki members that were supposed to be dead. They form an Anti-Akatsuki organization and take their revenge on the ones who defeated them. I rated this T for Hidan's language, even though he isn't in the story the first chapter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Akatsuki, Hidan
Ohaiyo! by obsidianLight16 reviews
It didn't matter if Pein wanted a normal breakfast or not. He was never going to get one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Arachnophobia by cOo.Me reviews
What happens when the great and fearless Akatsuki becomes face to face with a spider infestation? Will they be able to handle the situation or will they all cry like little girls? Who knows? M for our lovely Jashinist.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,547 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Spring Cleaning by Alice Kim reviews
The Akatsuki are on spring cleaning! Deidara finds a thick album of Akatsuki photos, fanpics, and fanfics in his bathroom...and the unwise Akatsuki decide to venture within its fangirly pages...CRACK FIC/T for Hidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Screamer Cuddle Club by Chronsse reviews
After a long day of fighting Autobots, the Decepticons return to base weary and worn out. Skywarp suddenly decides he doesn't want to wait to get to his room. Screamers work as good as berths in a hallway. It isn't his fault if the rest of the base joins.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
One Too Many by PunandRobots reviews
G1. After a night of revelry, Starscream awakes to find himself the filling in a grounder sandwich. SLASH!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Akatsuki Poems of Weirdom by Googala2 reviews
Just some Akatsuki poems meant for a giggle or two.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Rolling in Love's Sweet Arms by Kat Lee formerly Pirate Turner reviews
Octavius comforts Jedediah during a storm, and together they find their own storm. Slash.
Night at the Museum - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,105 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
Angel's Wings by Jedi Goat reviews
AU. After Deidara goes missing, Sasori and Hidan set out to find him. However, Orochimaru's brewing trouble and the blond is part of his latest experiment. Can Sasori save his partner from his old nemesis, or will Deidara be lost in the transformation?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,520 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
I swear by Lightning Bee reviews
Post Night at the museum 2. Before the late hours start the museum has a party. Roll on the romance. Contains slash of the Jed/Octavius kind. Read and review please.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
Deidara's Pets by Miyuki-ice-fox reviews
Deidara seemed to always over feed his pets and this always causes trouble for the Akatsuki. Warning: This story contains extremly long pet names, a clueless Deidara, a perverted Hidan, overly large pets, and an alternate timeline!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Deidara, Zetsu - Complete
Akatsuki Horrorama by elric0sis reviews
A series of drabbles based off of some children's songs. Rated for Blood/Gore. YAOI IS IN HERE AS WELL!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
UNEXPECTED! by ItaDei-LoveHolic94 reviews
SEQUEL TO ALL FOR A CERTAIN BLONDE Well the title really speaks for itself. But for those whose can't figure it out it's an MPREG! DON'T LIKE DON'T READ! . Pairing focus ItaDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Itachi U., Deidara
This War is Ours by Sound Shadow reviews
Deidara never believed in fate. Not until he was forced to join the feared organization; The Akatsuki, who are responsible for death and misery in every country, yet is their ultimate goal really so sinister and evil?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 183,807 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
Bunkbeds by KillerMay reviews
Because Deidara is a ball of sunshine and Sasori is just delightful. Obviously, you've got them confused with somebody else. SasoDei, AU One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
First Impressions by LadyKakuHida reviews
They're almost always entirely wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Calm Before The Storm by Froooooooooooooooooooooost reviews
Deidara and Sasori spend the night pranking the other members, which leads them to having blue and white hair respectively. Now being ordered to catch the 4 tails, the night is said storm mentioned in the title, in which someone gets hurt, badly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
Pains of the Past by LuxaLucifer reviews
The members of the Akatsuki. So often grouped together, but they are separate people who had separate pains that caused them to be who they are.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,092 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
To Smile by Emalynne-Blackwell reviews
Deidara wakes up after being poisoned in a tough battle and is in a small space with Sasori. Sasori explains that they are in Hiruko, his main puppet, but the space is limited and Sasori is acting funny towards the blond. SasoDei/DeiSaso OneShot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,664 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Candid by Ceris Malfoy reviews
Megatron and Starscream. Alone together. In a cell. For several weeks. Deprived of the chance to kill each other, they may learn a few things that they really needed to know. G1 AU. EDIT: Tenses fixed.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
A Random Day With The Akatsuki by 19sazzy97 reviews
Being villains and trying to take over the world every single day can be really hard work. What happens when the members of the Akatsuki finally snap from the pressure? Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
My Escape by SharkbaitSekki reviews
To the world, the Akatsuki was a bunch of S-class criminals. To them, it was the family they never had. To me, it was my escape from all the pain and suffering my dark, hidden past had endured. Kinda AU,T for abuse,mentions of rape,language, and violence
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 155,788 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Don't mess with Jutsu's by RedTori90 reviews
Hidan has heard of a new technique, and wants to try it out. Bad news for the first of his comrades that walks into the kitchen A suckish title and a suckish summary. Hope the story is better. Was a request from ILIKERANDOMSTUFF on DeviantArt
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
Konan's Wild Adventures, A Tale Of Epic Faghagery by keikopanda102 reviews
Konan, being the only female in Akatsuki, notices something about her teammates... They are all GAY! So, what does she do with this information? Follow along with Akatsuki's signature faghag and her diary to find out! There may be smut. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,485 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
The Great Social Experiment by Agent47Rulz reviews
In order to test group efficency, Pein swaps members with their most compatible social match. Join in the adventures of Akatsuki's swapped groups, 'Hyperactive and Idiotic', 'dull as dirt', 'code blue', 'artistically in charge', and...'plant and doll'.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Akatsuki, Pain/Pein
Okaasan no Negai ga Hatasu by LatyfeSurLeSora reviews
A one-shot about Itachi and his mother. Before she died Mikoto asked Itachi to fulfill her wish. What was that wish? Semi AU! Implied Mada/Dei, Kisa/Ita, Pein/Konan, and Kaku/Hida. Warnings: Mentioned Character Death, Coarse Language, Yaoi! PLZ RNR!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Akatsuki, Mikoto U. - Complete
Akatsuki in Fanfiction by Mishil reviews
One fine day when the Akatsuki were having a little break, until Deidara clicked the site… What would be their reaction to this?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Temporal by Skull Bearer reviews
The plans are laid. The pieces are set. Fistandantilus is preparing to disrupt the balance utterly, and Raistlin and Dalamar are the only ones able to stop him. When failure is not an option, at what price victory? Eleventh in I&E, set during Legends
Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,939 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Raistlin, Dalamar
Deidara and Tobi's Penis Rant by Good Boy's Uke reviews
Well...basically what the title says. Rated M for language and Penises. Made for entertainment purposes only, we don't actually like penises here, which is strange considering this story, XD. It's unfinished because I will forever keep adding onto this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Behind the Doors by crimsonkira reviews
Have you ever wondered what really happens in the Akatsuki base? Many things, I tell you. But you'll be surprised... or will you? Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Winter by Ceris Malfoy reviews
Skyfire's crash had not been as accidental as they all thought. G1, mentions of one-sided Skyfire/Starscream
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Starscream, Skyfire/Jetfire - Complete
Why, why we ask? by may uzumaki reviews
One-shot. The Akatsuki think about what's currently happening to them in the Naruto manga. Rated T for mentioning character death. Lots of spoliers!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Calm by KiReiu reviews
Sasori died, and Deidara is a mess. The rest of the Akatsuki doesn't know what to do, as Deidara shuts down completely.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki's Road Trip by Bri Nara reviews
The Akatsuki are all crammed into a car for a few days... now how to pass the time...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Kuroshitsuji II Facebook Newsfeed Edition by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Kuro II, condensed down to facebook status updates. After all, it takes a long time to watch 12 episodes...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
His Partner by obsidianLight16 reviews
The man was always hunched- really he ought to sympathize. So why was it that he couldn't help but to take a jab or two to his partner? OOCness all over :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
SasoDei Only One by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Based on the song Only One by Yellow Card. Sasori and Deidara get into a fight, so Deidara is planning on Committing Suicide. Can Sasori save him before it's too late, though?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Paper Girl by skidtick reviews
When times become too difficult, you can always fly away. Each chapter is a short drabble about Konan's relationship with each member of the Akatsuki. Konan. Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,984 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
Little Wonders by Crooked reviews
A frightening accident leaves a certain F15 Eagle fighter jet as a baby sparkling and Optimus has taken him in to raise him. Of course, Megatron finds this to be an excellent opportunity to mold the perfect soldier… Finally Updated!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 105,307 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Optimus Prime, Starscream
28 Starscreams by Balrog Roike reviews
He is treacherous and screechy - so much we know, but even under his polished and guarded shell there's more than meets the eye.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 76,793 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Starscream - Complete
Banging by CreCre reviews
A dark rainy day at the Akatsuki and a rumor. Will you be shocked at what they find?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Kisame H., Deidara - Complete
Gambit by Sweet Lo reviews
In chess, as in life, some sacrifices are necessary in order to gain the advantage. But are they worth it? Sebas/Ciel. Mature for sex/gore. Chapter 11 will be here soon, please read the update to find out where I've been!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,158 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
The Radio by xMathieuLx reviews
Jedidiah and Octavius discover something strange in the middle of the Hall of Miniatures. Turning it on causes some confusion for the two small men. Rated M for lyrics.
Night at the Museum - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G.
The Miles That Separate - Akatsuki by mysticaldragon11 reviews
The points of view of each member of Akatsuki as they are away from their lovers/partners. One Shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
On The Courtship of Seekers by Oni-Gil reviews
Seekers fly, live, work, and bond in threes. Thundercracker and Skywarp pursue a potential mate… said mate is less-than-enthusiastic. A whirlwind courtship commences…
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Starscream, Skywarp, Thundercracker - Complete
Speech Impediment by mitsukai reviews
An innocent question devolves into a bonafide investigation when the Akatsuki is tasked with uncovering the secret behind Deidara's peculiar speaking habits. One-shot crackfic. M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki and the FUN song by lilgal22 reviews
Tobi forgets the words to the FUN song, so he asks his fellow Akatsuki. Pandemonium enisues. WARNING: Akatsuki leader and blue's name revealed in this. Hidan, Kakuzu, Zetsu, and others also. All akatsuki members. Rated T for Hidan's swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Akatsuki, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Truth or Dare may get you killed by WatchingYou reviews
The Akatsuki are alone, bored out of their minds one day. So Tobi brings up the idea of playing a game and things just get worse from there...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Shark Week by 7thCentury reviews
SasoDei from the POV of Tobi. Basically what happens when Deidara and Tobi decide to watch Shark Week. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Since when did the closet become Heaven? by Furui reviews
Hidan wants to play 7 mins in heaven, and Hidan gets what Hidan wants. Tobi and Deidara, dark tiny closet, you know how this is gonna turn out ;D R&R Humor, Hidan's cursing, TobiDei ;D all you need rolled into one long one-shot. No OOC either xD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Intentions by tsuki-san16 reviews
In Soul's defense, no one is ever prepared for this sort of thing. Kid/Soul, One-shot.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Soul Eater, Death The Kid - Complete
Trinity by Ceris Malfoy reviews
The truth behind the Command Trine. Currently: Starscream is broken. G1. RnR!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,750 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
The Akatsuki take the SemeUke Quiz by Teiden reviews
Deidara always did find interesting sites, who knew one of them could tell all of the Akatsuki what their rolls are? major mentions of SasoDei, KakuHida and KisaIta. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Leader's Pet by DEIDARA-CHAN96 reviews
Hidan starts to see that Deidara is treated differently by Pein. No one else seems to realizes this,until the see it for themselves, and Deidara is confused about the reasons for the different treatment. But soon, he learns the answer. May be OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Cyborg by MidnightSakuraBlossom and SYD reviews
A Spongebob Squarepants parody - with cracky themes. Due to watching a scary robot movie, Deidara becomes scared to death and wary of the possible existence of robots. When Itachi gets involved, he becomes just as paranoid. Evidence points to their own leader, Pain, being an evil robot wanting to take over the world! Can the two set aside differences and save the day?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,545 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Dastardly Brilliant Plan by tsuki-san16 reviews
Soul was one sneaky bastard. In retrospect, this was not how he pictured their first kiss. Kid/Soul, One-shot
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Soul Eater, Death The Kid - Complete
Unlucky Circumstances by tsuki-san16 reviews
He worked so hard to make this package. Hours and hours of sleepless nights and discarded attempts. It only took a few seconds for Black Star to ruin it. One-shot, Kid/Soul
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Soul Eater, Death The Kid - Complete
Akatsuki at the amusment park by Pany-chaan reviews
One morning Pain tells the Akatsuki members to get ready for a trip to the Amusment park. It shows up to be the craziest trip ever! Will Deidara dare to confess his love to Sasori? Why is Zetsu gone? And WHY is Itachi stealing candy from children? o o'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,092 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Sting by Bleeping Bloop reviews
Today Kakuzu discovered something very unique about his comrades. Something he could use to his advantage. Kakuzu hatches a dastardly scheme to get lots of money. Hopefully everyone can follow with the plan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Akatsuki, Kakuzu
All in the Ears of the Beholder by KuroDark reviews
One-shot. Konan is simply taking a stroll through Akatsuki headquarters when she accidently eavesdrops on the most disturbing conversation she has ever heard, not realizing that things are not always what they seem. Implied SasoDei. Edit: Implied PeinTobi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
I Didn't Want To Die So Soon by KuroDark reviews
It's April Fool's day and everyone in the Akatsuki knows that all hell is going to break loose. However, they were severely underestimating things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Akatsuki
Akatsuki's Twitter Accounts by clumsyclown reviews
Wanna know their daily routines? how about stalking them via twitter? crack. Read & RnR please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Akatsuki
Battle Of The Bands by EstelleYS reviews
Itachi, Deidara, Hidan and Tobi are in a band named Akaku , and Kisame, Sasori, Kakuzu and Zetsu are band members of Tsukisa . With Konan and Pein as managers of each band respectively, what's going to happen when both bands go on a group tour together?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,093 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Akatsuki Finds Yahoo by elric0sis reviews
YAOI! Basically its a chat room style short drabble. I just wanted to try this style out I'm most like not going to write any of these ever again unless someone requests it!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Visitation Rights by firefly reviews
It was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime talk show. Ino. Deidara. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,335 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ino Y., Deidara
How to Have A Kid by soggypotatoes reviews
My first fanfiction X3 random name, idk, off the top of my head. Basically, Deidara gets pregnant. Oh, and the ghost is Jonathan from Full Moon o Sagashite. Contains Sasodei, Gaadei and ItachixKisame. PURE CRACK. Rated M for language and mpreg.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
SasoDei Angst by Squinky Cullen reviews
Okay, Sasori is pretty much being a dick in this and poor Deidara is a bit too emotional. Warning for: Hidan's sexy body, swearing, slight sexual implications, OOC-ness and Suicide attempt. Pairings: Mainly SasoDei, bits of Kakuhida and KisaIta. Have fun
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
SasoDei Last Night by anime-fan-willa reviews
Sasori has a craving and walks into deis room... what'll happen? DA BEST FF I HAVE EVER WRITTEN AND THE BEST U WILL EVAR READ! IT WILL LEAVE U WANTING MAWR!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Akatsuki Pro by Drake S. Hellion reviews
The Akatsuki have given up their futile attempts at capturing the blond fool, so now, they do something else that makes their days go by, all tha while keeping them sharp...Gaming, yes, click and read to find out, I do not own anything mentioned, RnR plz.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,926 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Akatsuki, Deidara
Burning Souls by HuskyWalker reviews
Deidara is abused, starts in a new school, come in a fight and the Akatsuki want him to join him. Maybe Yaoi. Saso/Dei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,210 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
We are no more by may uzumaki
One by one the Akatsuki die. But one man is very lonely, and he thinks his partner will never arrive. Rated K for saftey. Not yaoi! One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Kakuzu, Akatsuki - Complete
Beautiful When You Bleed by CrimsonDreamer13 reviews
If only I hadn't realized too late that I loved you as more than a killing machine, then maybe we wouldn't have had to suffer this way. But the pain completes us, doesn't it? Genkaku/Nagi
Deadman Wonderland/デッドマン・ワンダーランド - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Complete
Tobi Likes Them Big by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Tobi and the gang sit in a restaurant discussing the size of their stuff. As Tobi begs for someone to share with him, one person is left to wonder why all the Akatsuki's outings turn out like this. Crackfic. Rated T for perversion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki - Complete
Unpredictable by Laurus Nobilis reviews
G1. It was times like these that told Megatron he'd made the right decision in choosing his second in command.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Headcount by Lee Whimsy reviews
The night after the morning before. In which Jedediah is awkward, Octavius is oblivious, and they are both leaders of men. Pre-slash.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
The Magical Mystery Bunnies of Wave Country by Lil' DeiDei reviews
While training in the forest on Wave Country-what the heck is that doing there?-, Kakashi kills many bunnies and his students sweat-drop. A lot. Contains references to drugs and bunny deaths. A CrackFic for Earth Day. Love Mother Nature. Hug Trees.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Zabuza M. - Complete
Because You Can't Do It Alone by Sakuya Izayoi reviews
Deidara suggests an idea that no one could refuse; An orgy! XD This was a collab with SingingAssassin! Please read, and review! ;3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
His Butler, Again by Tubular Fox reviews
Young master? Could it really be his young master again, after all this time? After all of these years, this boy...reincarnated? Slight SebastianXCiel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,702 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Us Against the World by Loki's-Phantom-x reviews
Ten short chapters to ten different songs on shuffle. Jed/Octavius, smut, schmoop and romance. Rated T for safety. Other pairings included also. R&R, x
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,198 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
Sasori's Old Partner by DEIDARA-CHAN96 reviews
A quick oneshot. There's an intruder in the base, and he's out to kill Deidara. Who is this stranger, and why does he seem to hate Deidara so much? And will the others save him before the intruder has his way with him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Akatsuki, Orochimaru - Complete
Night Gown by Pezlie reviews
Who is knocking at the door at 1:44am in the morning? Soul. SoulxKid Yaoi Short One-shot
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Soul Eater, Death The Kid - Complete
Slightly Scandalous by Verecunda reviews
In which Jedediah decides to cause a scandal. Jed/Octavius.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
For Nevermore by Light In The Void reviews
Ciel's worst nightmares become reality when investigations into a spate of mysterious new killings lead himself and Sebastian into a twisted web of loss, suffering and betrayal. Can something once lost really never be regained?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 54,103 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
What the heck is wrong with the Akatsuki? by TeenageNeko reviews
The Akatsuki are acting strange, and poor Itachi isn't getting out without a mental scar. CRACK FIC SO MUCH CRACK IT'LL MAKE YOUR EYES BURN!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Hot by Pezlie reviews
Kid thinks Soul looks hot today. Literally. Fluffy little oneshot. SoulxKid
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater - Complete
SasoDei Lord of the Yaoi by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
What happens when Sasori, Deidara and the rest of Akatsuki land on a disserted island? Forget about turning Savage! What could possibly happen on this Edenic paradise? Based on the novel Lord of the Flies. SasoDei, Yaoi, Lemons, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,801 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Amo, Amas, Amat by Verecunda reviews
Jed just doesn't get this whole Latin thing. Jed/Octavius.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
Akatsuki MIA - Kisaita by mysticaldragon11 reviews
The base gets infiltrated and the Akatsuki engages in battle. They become separated and wonder if each other is okay. Fluff One Shot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,755 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U. - Complete
Action Equals Reaction by Sanjuno Shori Niko reviews
There is a time and a place for everything. Even things like learning that your Air Commander is pregnant and his parents are wingnuts. The middle of battle is neither the time nor the place.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Hidan's failed birthday by tehbeastxx reviews
It’s Hidan’s birthday and Akatsuki gave him a suprise and made a cake... It all seems nice until the candle exploded...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Akatsuki, Hidan - Complete
The Ultimate Torture Device by kirigirisplushrump reviews
Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, and Sasori find a site called fanfiction. Chaos ensues
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Akatsuki
Gender problems by messlady reviews
Not everything's like it looks like. Sometimes life's just being surprising and confusing. But that what's the best about it, isn't it? AU. Yaoi. Saso/Dei and Dei/Saso, a bit of Kaku/Hidan and Dei/Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,271 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Forever Mine by sweetpea1225 reviews
Sasori makes a move on Deidara and neither know how to react. The two soon realize though, that there is more feeling behind just that one interaction.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Art Attack! by Jedi Goat reviews
Sasori and Deidara have another "friendly" argument about art. Poor Tobi happens to be in the wrong place at the wrong time... No ships
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Sasori, Deidara
Tobi Calls Australia! by Sarah1281 reviews
Mary Sue is very excited when she accidentally calls half of the Akatsuki to our world...until they kill her and decide to take over the world. How do they fare and what's happening back in the Narutoverse as a result?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Into the Fire by Arrina-san reviews
Highschool AU. It's a new year in a new school for Deidara. And persistent enemies, crazy students and teachers and overall bad luck warmly welcome him. But despite all the bad luck, something good has to happen once in a while…right? SasoDei and others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 147,192 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
12 Demented Days of Christmas by InsaneNarutard0111 reviews
Tobi makes up his own version of everyone's favorite/least favorite Christmas song. True, it's kinda late, but you can blame Tobi for that. No pairings, non-yaoi, no cussing, just plain weird.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Akatsuki, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
From Now Until Forever - Akatsuki by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Senior year is almost over and Sasori, Kisame, Zetsu, and Kakuzu are running out of time to make 2 become 1. Smut one shot! yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,194 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Never Let The Akatsuki Become Bored by 9shadowcat9 reviews
Pein orders quiet for one hour a day. The akatsuki become bored and begin pranking each other. No Akatsuki were hurt in the making of this fic. R AND R! Thanks britachi'sbride for the help! :P
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U. - Complete
Skater Boy by Jinny-Senpai reviews
Meet Deidara, a new kid that decides to pretend he's a girl. Meet Sasori, a punk that hates dating girls. What happens when the two meets? // SasoDei AU High School \\
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,939 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
My Perfect Piece of Art by Idiot-The-Great reviews
Deidara is the new guy in an organization of S rank criminals. His partner? The one who seemingly hates him the most. Will these two come together? SasoDei slash, OOCness. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,074 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Akatsuki IPod Adventure by Rypper95 reviews
This is the story of what would happen if my O.C. Miki stole the Akatsuki's I-Pods. Rated T for Mild language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Akatsuki, Hidan
Tobi's life in Akatsuki by Avatar Chichima Uchiha reviews
Tobi walks in the Akatsuki base and notices a large sign that says, "WHAT TOBI SHOULD NOT DO!" Please review. :3 I have never done one of these before and I want to know if it is funny. Thanks!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Akatsuki, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
DEIDARA: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a DEIDARA! To maximise the benefits and enjoyment of your unit, read the following guide carefully and learn to love and care for your very own Iwa Bomber!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Deidara - Complete
Iwagakure's Unexpected by TransientBANG reviews
A murder drove Deidara over the line and he broke away from his village in a flight of rage. Now blazing under the guise of anti-nationalism, he seeks to create true ART and to find a place where freedom really does come without a cost... or illusion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 121,989 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
The Akatsuki Go SpongeBob by BunnyDr3ams reviews
The Akatsuki are bored out of their minds, until a certain microscopic creature calls. Plankton wants to join the group, but everyone makes fun of his name. Sasori has a grudge with Patrick, and Hidan's going on a pilgrimage. I do not own Spongebob.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,393 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Misunderstandings by msyuu reviews
Deidara asks Sasori a very important question, but when he misunderstands the answer, Tobi's the only one there to comfort him. After all, what's Sasori gonna do about it? For The Black Rose 1995. SasoDei, one-sided TobiDei. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Milkshake by OxVanillaPeachesxO reviews
*sigh* Didn't Konan learn her lesson from the LAST time she listened to the radio? Guess not, cos the Akatsuki are back in this crack fic! Song Milkshake by Kelis Once again, Rated T for Language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Cranes by hewhoistomriddle reviews
“A thousand paper cranes were supposed to make wishes come true. Konan folds nine thousand and disproves the myth.” Possible spoilers. Disclaimer: Not mine.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
Breaking Free by MissCHSparkles reviews
After being abused once too often by Megatron, Starscream suffers a breakdown, right outside the Autobot base. Can his old friend Skyfire and the Autobots help him to mend or will he remain broken. Warning. Contains slash, violence and rape.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 107,246 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Starscream, Skyfire/Jetfire - Complete
Vicious circle by Megara-Liancourt reviews
G1. Was the death of Starscream his end or his true beginning? My version of what happened after Galvatron shot him to death in the first movie. Chapter 19: Squaring the circle, part 3. Last chapter: Will it be a tragedy or a happy ever after? Complete
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,331 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Megatron, Starscream, Astrotrain - Complete
The Biggest Chuunin Exam Ever by daniel-gudman reviews
The sequel to Spying no Jutsu. For the first time in history, all five major villages will participate in one chuunin exam. The best and brightest genin are sent... including Uzumaki Naruto. But Akatsuki will not stand idly by at this historic event.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,643 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 1,395 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
It's a Chibi problem by RogueWarrior869 reviews
After a mission gone wrong, Deidara has been turned into a 3 year old. Much to his dismay, Pein has put Sasori in charge of the child until they know if it's permanent or not.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Deidara, Akatsuki
Yellow and Red by XxTwistedEverAfterxX reviews
Yellow. The car was still speeding towards the blond; there was no way it would stop in time. Red. It covered the road and soon yellow was soaked in red as the light changed. But it was all over now. It would never change to Green. SasoDei. Death fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Akatsuki Lemons by WhirledPeace reviews
You guessed it, random yaoi lemons between Akatsuki couples, supported and crack alike! I'm practicing writing a lemon, so tell me how I can improve so my other story, 'Read My Mind' can have the ultimate lemon! Yaoi, lemons, review please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,067 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Akatsuki
Screw Me Senseless by spirited curiosities reviews
It started with a question: "Can you even have sex, Sasori no danna?" It ended with a haughty command: "Screw me senseless." Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - [Deidara, Sasori] - Complete
Beauty in Agony by Doc Scratch reviews
His breathing was shallow and harsh, and fast, and loud. He was sure, with the way it echoed around the confined space, that it was even louder than the screams, the gurgles, and the... other sounds coming from outside his sanctuary. Genkaku/Nagi one-shot
Deadman Wonderland/デッドマン・ワンダーランド - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Complete
Apology by messlady reviews
Sasori has insulted Deidara and his art too many times, and the blonde artist is finally fed up with this. He’s not gonna work with the puppet until he apologizes. And it won’t be as easy as simply saying ‘sorry’… Rated M not without a reason!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Hurt by evilgreenmunkii reviews
Jedediah gets injured by Kahmunrah. I think it's been done before but I thought I'd do my own version. Fluff/Slash T for safety
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Octavius G., Jededaiah S.
My Humps by OxVanillaPeachesxO reviews
Konan listens to the radio...and only disaster awaits. AKATSUKI CRACK. My Humps owned by The Black Eyed Peas RATED T FOR YOUR INNOCENT EARS. And then some...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Best Thing? by DeciphererofDarkness75 reviews
What's the best thing that's ever happened to you?" Jed/Octavius SLASH. Really sappy, if you want to read it, read it, and if you don't, don't.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
The Autobot Prank by MissCHSparkles reviews
Pure sillness, just something I cooked up. The Autobots, tired of being spied apon, think of a way to get back at the Decepticons. Want to know how, well read this story and tell me what you think. Warning for hyper Seeker.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Jazz, Megatron - Complete
Akatsuki Therapy We make your problems worse! by MissSquibler reviews
Just as the title says tell the akatsuki ur problems and they'll 'help u' pfft help XD Author is either putting this on pause or canceling it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,834 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Akatsuki
A Day In The Life by XxGaarasGirlXx reviews
Tobi takes Deidara's scope. If that isn't reason enough to panic, then what happens next is. Akatsuki life revealed! Enter at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,011 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Effects of Itachi by InjuUchiha reviews
Oh, Itachi. What has your crazy-ness brought about this time? Seems like hell for Deidara and Sasori now... Warning: Extreme Itachi OOCness
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Make Me Bleed by Shuriken to the face reviews
Deidara is injured...This is extreme Yaoi. You have been warned. Sasodei. Now a series.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,494 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Camping With Akatsuki by Nanaki Lioness reviews
Akatsuki, a campfire, toasted marshmallows and ghost stories. It was such an idyllic thought in theory. In practise, Pain wonders if he suffered from a moment of idiocy when he suggested it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Pein's Evil Council Of Doom Akatsuki Crack by AisuHime reviews
It’s Akatsuki crack! Pein has called a meeting, and boy will he regret it. Set before *spoiler censor* kills *spoiler censor*, and before *spoiler censor* activates his *spoiler censor* Plan. See inside for warnings. Rated T/M. Read and review IF YOU DARE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Pain/Pein, Akatsuki - Complete
Deidara Grounded by seraserastuff reviews
Deidara is taken captive by Team Kakashi and Team Gai. They look after his wounds and -try- to escort him to Konoha for questioning. The Sand Village and Akatsuki complicate matters. Lot's of angst and hurt/comfort, YAOI eventual
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,748 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Deidara, Kakashi H.
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 103 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
SasoDei Swear on my Life by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
He heard footsteps…the soft trudge of shoes on rocks as a figure walked away from him. Deidara spun around, the puppet on his lap collapsing onto the floor. Warning: SasoDei, lemons, etc
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Skin asks for pleasure first by Insomniac-A-Go-Go reviews
This is practically raining lemons! A heartless puppet master, a feisty blonde and a near death experience -what do you get? YAOI, DeiXSaso, smut, characters basically all over each other. Sombre undertone & dark plot -full description/warnings inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,244 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Akatsuki Dreams by iStoleYourChips reviews
Have you ever wondered what Akatsuki dream about?Read this story to find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Akatsuki
Too Cool by yuneame reviews
Ok, that is either one really gay guy or one really manly girl, yeah..." Crack fic. You just gotta read it to find out : Theres NO yaoi or anything...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Crossed Wires by FadingMoonlight reviews
Akatsuki got together for a tactics meeting, a meeting Kakuzu interrupted with drinks. Deidara took the opportunity to get drunk out of his mind. He doesn't know what he's saying...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Do Mermaid's Have Baby's? by kabutoishot reviews
Tobi has just read The Little Mermaid, and begins to wonder how mermaid's have babys. Not a good thing to ask Deidara! T for swearing. :3
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Akatsuki, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
How 4kids Screwed the Akatsuki by Rantzilla reviews
4kids got a hold of Shippuuden. How much crap can the Akatsuki handle from the English dub company? Can anyone say 'CRACK.' Randomnessinside. Enter at your own risk. T for language. Blame Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Akatsuki
My Little Lover by itsu-sual reviews
A collection of Megatron x Starscream drabbles, set in the movie-verse. Rated T for safety.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 26,694 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Starscream, Megatron
Claustrophobia by Shadow Wolf 359 reviews
A freak accident in a battle between the Autobots and Decepticons leaves Ratchet stuck deep within a collapsed cave with Starscream, and it's up to Ratchet to keep the Seeker calm enough that he doesn't panic and get them both killed.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,812 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Starscream, Ratchet
The Difference Between You and Me by Akumi-san reviews
Sasori is forced to bring Deidara to the Akatsuki and now has him as a partner. The two are complete opposites. Deidara is put off by Sasoris coldness and Sasori is troubled by his past. Will the two ever get along? eventual SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,217 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Broken Panes by XTheAuthoressX reviews
Jedediah/Octavius. Jed wants to tell Octavius something important, but fate seems to have it out for him. Oneshot, completed. Rated T for safety's sake. Do not own NatM.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,938 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
The Akatsuki Sex Talks by ShockValueAuthor reviews
How the Akatsuki had found about the 'birds and bees'. Rated M for sexual humor
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
In Confidence by NybCR reviews
In all fairness, you do have to be careful about getting drunk aboard the Nemesis. That Starscream is the only one to realize this does not promise him a happy evening.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,332 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Not A Date by Veterization reviews
Soul/Kid oneshot If there was one thing Soul wasn't, it's symmetrical. Which is why it surprised him that Kid had taken an interest in him. Not that they're dating. It's all the mistletoe's fault, New Year's fault, and symmetry's fault.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Soul Eater, Death The Kid - Complete
Not Human by hyenateeth reviews
Deidara is a mutant captured by the government, and Sasori is working for the government against the mutants. But Sasori has a secret and Deidara knows what it is. Sasodei. Twoshot. Wolverine and The X-Men based AU. Written purely for my own enjoyment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,877 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Alternative by Tears-Fallen reviews
An Alternative ending to Deidara and Gaara's fight. Includes a small fluffy SasoxDei moment. One-shot. SasoxDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Haunted Memories by GoneDrake reviews
Sasori is devastated after Deidara's death, his life shattered into pieces. But little does he know, Deidara's alive, but has no rememberance of his past. No memories of the accident, Sasori, anything. What will happen when they reunite? DeiXSori Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
Episode Zero by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Ciel isn't quite sure why he's still alive. Didn't he die in episode twenty four? Wait... what do you mean, a second season?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Cell Phones by Abby-0-Abby reviews
Sasori and Hidan have the same phones, but don't know it. They both have secrets, but they don't know them. But all is revealed when the two go on seperate missions and figure out that they don't have their own phones anymore. SasoDei. KakuHida. ItaKisa.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,918 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Hidan, Sasori - Complete
Project Drive Megatron Insane by Ariel D reviews
Jazz gets captured by the Decepticons and decides to use his time to drive Megatron insane. An unwitting Starscream is more than happy to join in the fun. G1verse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,578 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Sasori's Puppet Pals by vanroku reviews
Title stolen from Potter Puppet Pals. One day, Sasori and Deidara decide to have some human-puppet-happy-time, tortuing fellow Akatsuki members. Will Sasori pounce on the opportunity when he has Deidara alone with him in a locked room? SasoriDeidara. Slash. It's been translated in French by Tchoucas (link inside)!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Aint No Love Story Like Our Story by Dark-Lady-Devinity reviews
Jed has something to tell Octavius about why he gave himself up that night at the Smithsonian. It has to do with who he wanted to tell the general their evolving relationship story... but he can't find him. Spoilers for the second movie.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2009 - [Jededaiah S., Octavius G.] - Complete
Alive by raecat reviews
After his near-death experience at the hands of Kahmunrah, Jedediah questions what it means to be alive. Jed/Oct lurv.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Octavius G., Jededaiah S. - Complete
Akatsuki Chat: A yaoi one! by KatakanionINACTIVE reviews
OMG! Sasori's in love? And he put it in his screenname! O.O Who else is in love here! What the Akatsuki talk about and more, so read and find out! Included: SasoDei, KakuHidan, ItaKisa, ZetTobi and PeinKonan. CURRENTLY ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,792 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Akatsuki
Evolution of Relationships by Cowgirl Of Egypt reviews
Octavius is sulking and something is wrong with our favourite cowboy. Spoilers for Night at the Museum 2 Post Night at the Museum 2 Just a light sprinkle of slash.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
Lightning Crashes by BomberBrat reviews
Oneshot. Deidara is awoken by a fierce thunderstorm that is shaking the Akatsuki base. Luckily Sasori is there to take care of the little "problem" that thunderstorms cause for Deidara. Yaoi, SasoDei, Fetish. Rated M for naughty content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Wrapping Presents by Songstone reviews
In which Itachi doesn't like waiting for his Christmas gifts, and Hidan and Deidara are appalled by the Uchiha's choice of presents for them. -Mania-verse one shot-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara
Carpe Diem by v2point0 reviews
Shattered Glass. After rescuing Starscream from Prime's clutches, Megatron attempts to comfort his second. Things get deeper than either of them expected. MT/SS; SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Scissors by Mythal Rising reviews
Naruto asks Kakashi a question on the way back from their mission in wave...but it leads to more consequences then anyone could ever imagine...CRACK. t for Hidans mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Naruto U., Akatsuki - Complete
Mentality's Hold by AutumnCaskette reviews
G1. Starscream falls deeper into the realm of insanity, becoming a threat to himself and his fellow Decepticons. In an act nearing desperation, he is sent to an asylum, but the condition grows worse. Megatron must decide whether he's too unstable to live.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,730 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Starscream, Megatron
I Choose My Life by XxTwistedEverAfterxX reviews
Sasori lost his partner, only to gain a new one to raise. Slowly they start to bond. But what happens when this seemingly innocent blonde boy's past starts to catch up with him, secrets are revealed and trust and love are put on the line? SasoDei Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,170 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Eternal by XxBlackChaosxX reviews
Back when Deidara first joins the Akatsuki, our little blonde is having trouble adjusting to his new life and his new partner. With an apathetic Sasori leaving him in tears, will Deidara ever be able to adjust? SasoDei, DeiSaso yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,143 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
A Romance of Ones and Zeroes by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
On Ciel's eighteenth birthday, the Phantomhive heir decided to make a profile on a dating site in an act of boredom and a desire for something new. Needless to say, Ciel got more than he bargained for. ... SebastianxCiel; eventual M rating
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,886 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
Psychology for retards by LoneWolf KIA reviews
It finally happened! Following an unfortunate incident at a sushi bar, the Akatsuki are ordered into therapy! Never before have the 'minds' of the Akatsuki been so thoroughly probed! Reviews are much appreciated!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Akatsuki
Akatsuki High by allen.seizmik reviews
Ah, the wonders of senior year in high school! Parties, beer, getting arrested...Deidara is just a normal teenager attending a normal high school, except for the fact that he's suicidal and his dad's a violent alcoholic. SasoxDei PeinxKonan HidanxKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,942 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
El Diablo es en mi pantalones by IceCrome reviews
Deidara needs help with Spanish, and Sasori is willing to offer a hand. Lemon, Saso/Dei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
A Tall Cappuccino by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
Sasori is the artistic coffee addict who never really had a friend until he meets Deidara, a pyromaniac who also happens to be the new employee at Starbucks. Sasori/Deidara. Shounen-ai, AU. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,631 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
so, Deidara by IceCrome reviews
Sasori tries to get Deidara, and learns to never trust Hidan again. Cheesy pick-up lines, ho. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Brink of Insanity by IceCrome reviews
...You just had to leave me Danna, didn't you...?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Why Kakashi Says Moo by BladedWithEbony reviews
ever wonder why he says moo at the end of almost all my stories? wonder no more! the whole story behind kakashi's obsession with cows
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Mommy by Tally Mai-chan reviews
While in a mission in Ame Deidara finds a little girl that thinks he's her mommy, dark-ish fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Truth or Dare by IceCrome reviews
Hidan swears, Kakuzu throws ramen, Itachi is blind, and eveyone's betting Deidara and Sasori are gay. OS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
100 Ways To Get Killed By The Akatsuki by PeinSaku reviews
The Akatsuki. With just those two words, an entire village could be brought to its knees, quivering and crying for mercy. Despite this, a dark secret hovered above these men - and woman. This motley crew was actually composed of...imbeciles. Crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Parental Origins by P.A.W.07 reviews
It had never crossed Starscream's mind before as to why Megatron had never bothered to kill him despite his treachery, or why he was, coincidentally, the combined colors of Megatron and Optimus Prime. G1. One-shot. Crack-fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/28/2009 - [Megatron, Optimus Prime] Starscream - Complete
Selfish by thedemonsangel reviews
While being stitched up, Deidara calls Sasori a hypocrite. Is this the case? SasoDei, oneshot, some ooc, etc....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Morning Sickness by Reno Keehl reviews
Deidara wakes up to find himself completely naked and Sasori watching over him half-dressed. Follows the bizarre antics of the two men as they come to confess their feelings in the strangest, sexually awkward ways possible. As humourous as my works gets.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Fated Reunion by Aishiteru Sabaku no Gaara reviews
Sequel to "Art is Art." Sasori and Deidara return from their two year mission. But will they be able to pick up where they left off? And who is this new threat that is competing for the Jinchuuriki? Will they interfere with Sasori's plans? Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,431 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Ultimate Shinobi Jeopardy by redclouds reviews
Hidan, Deidara, and Itachi get invited to play Ultimate Shinobi Jeopardy. Unfortunately they aren't that smart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Holiday Airlines by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Sasori and Deidara find themselves stuck at the airport, waiting for a delayed flight during a mission. At first, Deidara feels like making 'art' but then his PDA fetish gets to him and Sasori indulges in it too. Lemon! SasoxDei. Warning: YAOI. DL, DR
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Akatsuki in action by Zetai reviews
Well, this is about Akatsuki's hopeless and ridiculous attempts to capture Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
The 12 Pains of Christmas with the Akatsuki! by elloitsstephaniee reviews
Why don't we spend some time with the Akatsuki and see how they get ready for Christmas! "FINE, IF YOU'RE SO SMART. YOU PUT UP THE LIGHTS!" "She's a witch... I hate her!" a bit late... but i couldn't help myself xD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Little Tobi Story by Theif Queen reviews
Tobi, the newest member of the Akatsuki learns a few new 'words' from the rest of the Akatsuki, but what will come of this? random one-shot, rated T for language, mostly from Hidan. Enjoy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki - Complete
Fright Fest by dead drifter reviews
crack!Akatsuki Halloween! Or is it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,150 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Much ado about Christmas by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. One shot. When the Decepticons get caught up in the Christmas fever, Starscream and Megatron are forced to exchange presents. The road to the perfect gift is full of bad intentions.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Dirty Old Man by dead drifter reviews
Crack fic, Yaoi in varying amounts of naughtiness. Someone messes with Kakuzu’s heart meds for a joke, but the results are unexpected. Unable to stop himself, Kakuzu bangs every male person he encounters. Ch.7 KakuZet Ch.8 KakuHida Ch.9 KakuDei Ch.10 ?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,343 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Kakuzu, Sasori
Tobi has an Itch by Ivonovna reviews
When Tobi overhears a conversation, he encounters a word he's never heard before. Puzzling over what it could mean, he asks Deidara. Unfortunately, Deidara gives him the wrong definition, which causes Tobi to wreak word misuse upon the Akatasuki!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Just Within Myself by Dresden-Complex reviews
During an attack on the Akatsuki base Deidara is taken hostage by Orochimaru. Now Sasori must try to find a way to get him back while dealing with the psychological torture of what may be happening to him. Rated M for yaoi, ect. Read warning inside first!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,977 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Flesh and Blood by Kantayra reviews
Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,888 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Don't Keep Me Waiting by Shashuko the Paisley Maiden reviews
Deidara's been ordered to clean up the dead Sasori's old room. What happens when he finds the ex-Akatsuki's diary? Sasodei- don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Happy BirthDei! by A-shadow-of-a-doubt reviews
It's Deidara 16th birthday! Yep, kids he's finally legal! And the Akatsuki go around celebrating this by giving him presents that he can actually use now... But, when he wants to find out how to use them he turns to his Danna... Yes it's yaoi! DeiSaso!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,893 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Secret Temptations by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
Deidara's a typical college student... With a psycho ex boyfriend that stalks him everywhere. Then there's the redhead that shows up at his work everynight... The blonde has stalkers. And both want him for their own. SasoriXDeidara. SasukeXDeidara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,535 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Deadly Secret by ShadesofDeath reviews
You know leader will kill us if he finds out?" "Then lets keep it our deadly secret un." Characters: Masashi Kishimoto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
What if the Akatsuki worked at WalMart? by KakashiXIrukaLover reviews
Did you ever think of what it would be like if the Akatsuki worked at Wal-Mart? This is my first attempt at a funny story. Rated M for language and a lot of making out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Akatsuki - Complete
Too Soon by Songstone reviews
How soon is too soon to tell him? Hidan has to wonder that question everyday as he watches Deidara crumble under all the pain that Sasori's death burdened him with. -HiDei. Onesided, unfortunately-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Rendered Weak by Darkmoonphase reviews
When Deidara moves and meets Sasori, everything in his life suddenly feels repetitive. And then he gets the same idea that Sasori's forced to consider. As memories suddenly resurface, Deidara must face them to save himself...and his friends - new and old.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,693 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Itai Koi by desichan17 reviews
Even if they do fight alot, sasori and deidara truly love each other. but sometimes, fate has its own plan. For sasori has a secret he's been keeping from deidara. and its will cause both their worlds to come crashing down SasoDei ItaDei SakonTayuya YAO
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,297 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
How's Your Aspen? by GoesKaboom reviews
Tobi learns the hard way not to jump to conclusions. Crack fic, mild suggestive themes. M for safety. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Sasodei: Hide Me! by Tainted Griffin reviews
The weekly ritual of Hidan and Deidara leads to something more.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Yummy by Book Mad TJ reviews
Sasuke goes to the Akatsuki hideout to kill his brother. But hears an ‘interesting’ conversation between Itachi and Deidara. Rated M. Funny One shot. Male/Male...kind of...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
The Darkness Within by Balrog Roike reviews
Starscream never thought that he could be shocked by anything anymore. Then Skyfire joins the Decepticons and suddenly he has to face more than just a malicious leader and an old friend who once betrayed him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,664 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Starscream, Skyfire/Jetfire - Complete
Need by NybCR reviews
After getting left behind on the battlefield, Starscream picks himself up.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Paraylsis Sleep SasoDei by Fluffy no Danna reviews
This is about Deidara having one of those dreams where you have no control of your body and Sasori comforts him. Major fluff ahead
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Ninja Angst by BladedWithEbony reviews
Sasuke feels cranky and pubescent today and he doesnt know why. yet we all do ninja version of the potter puppet pals wizard angst!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Guess What I'm Pregnant! by Yaoi Twins Of Yin and Yang reviews
What happens when Tobi mistakes potions meant to be sold on the black market for soda? Why half the Akatsuki gets pregnant of course! Now this evil organization has to deal with nine months of mood swings, strange cravings, and psychic Uchihas. Just great
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Akatsuki
Afterglow by itsu-sual reviews
There's something wrong, but Skywarp just can't quite put his finger on it... Oneshot, hinted Megatron x Starscream
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Complete
SasoDei: Fascinating by NotTheCraze reviews
Looking at him, I don't know why he always sits alone. Why isn't he popular? He has the looks to be; long, immaculately cared for blonde hair, paralyzing blue eyes, though only one is ever visible... SasoDei, AU Yaoi. Yes, it's a highschool fic, forgive m
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,965 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Mastermind by Songstone reviews
Deidara might not have been the smartest kid while he was in school, but that doesn't mean he's not smart enough not to know how to get what he wants. Or at least look like he knew how to do it. -SasoDei-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Through the Looking Glass by itsu-sual reviews
Set in the "Shattered Glass" continuity, Starscream reflects on his other dimensional self. Megatron x Starscream fluff, oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
Look At Me by AestheticAcoustic reviews
Poetry. SasoDei. Deidara thinks Sasori likes Sakura. Deidara's POV. Rating to be safe. Second chapter is fanfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Akatsuki Go: On Holiday by Shuriken to the face reviews
It's that time of the year again: Akatsuki Annual Bonding Week! Contains Sasodei yaoi, OOCness, footnotes, adventures, and British pop culture references.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,272 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Just a Normal Day at the Office by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Deidara has paperwork to do, but Sasori needs stress relief. Itachi calls Deidara, wanting the finished paperwork 'now', but the blonde can barely make complete sentences through what Sasori is doing to him. SasoXDei, yaoi smut!. Fun modern office-fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Eternal by Lady Sauce reviews
Deidara breaks a stupid, broken toy a little more. SasoDei, or maybe DeiSaso? Sequel to Transient.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
A Life After Death by Mortalita reviews
Sasori is waiting in a heaven-like world for Deidara after he died. Kakuzu and Hidan are there too. When Deidara finally joins them, can Sasori tell the dead bomber how he feels? SasoDei and hinted KakuHida. rated T for Hidanness
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Brothers by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. Uzumaki Kushina was not the only woman the Yondaime Hokage ever loved, nor was Naruto his only child. Mild crack with hints of SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Deidara, Naruto U. - Complete
You Said Forever, Un by xXGothicVampiressXx reviews
Sasori's death hit everyone hard and Deidara, his blond lover, took it too hard. Trying to cope with his problems makes it even worse until...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
A Selfish Promise by Songstone reviews
In your eyes I see the plea; you want me to let you go. You're in pain and you want me to let you die. But you promised yourself to me forever. Don't break that promise. Don't you dare break that promise, Deidara. -SasoDei-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Untitled by Hemeratak reviews
Even if there isn't anything after he dies, he'll at least not have to live in a world without Sasori... SasoDei, oneshot, hints of KisaIta Rated M for suicde and rather suggestive diaries...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Art of loneliness by SmexyKitten91 reviews
Deidara has been mocked most of his life so he was home schooled and learnt not to trust those who would not understand him. Soon he meets someone who seems trustworthy and does start to open up to him. Will he regret it? SasoDei. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,650 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
Nightly Surprise by Crimson Cupcake reviews
Sandstorms do not look good. And they are definitely not easy to get through. After a close shave with a sandstorm, who knows what might have changed for our favourite Akatsuki couple? SasoDei; Yaoi; Fluff...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Calm Skies by Ed-L reviews
Missions,arguing with your partner,spending the day doing nothing but work on your art when your life isn't in jeopardy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,034 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Cruisin' USA by dead drifter reviews
crack!Akatsuki. Sir Leader thinks it’s about time that everyone in Akatsuki learns how to drive! Featuring school bus hijackings, transvestite hookers, hit and runs, a professional drunk driving course, grand theft auto, sexual harassment and MORE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Pain/Pein, Obito U./Tobi
One Too Many by Akumi-san reviews
One thing leads to another when the Sasori and Deidara go on a drinking binge. SasoDei. Lemony goodness. Also rather PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Studio Art by kerricarri reviews
I feed him. My little doll. My pretty butterfly. He was white before, but he is now all red. I broke him. He cannot move! I've dyed him. Let's corrupt him some more? SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Another Hellish Road Trip by Songstone reviews
In which Kakuzu learns that Sasori is sneaky when it comes to smuggling drugs and Kisame's temper gets the better of him. -Side story to "Mania"-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Kakuzu, Sasori - Complete
Can You See Me? by AestheticAcoustic reviews
AU Deidara's heart is failing and he has less than six months to live. Surgery could save him, but it's expensive. Can he get a kiss from his crush, Sasori Akasuna, before it's too late? Full summary inside. SasoDei. Lemons. Complete! SEQUEL DELETED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,043 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Art Class by RedSand reviews
Amazing the things that'll happen when you have to paint a nude portrait of someone. Sasodei, Kakuhi, Zettobi, and a very satisfying lemon at the end. yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Tower by Skull Bearer reviews
Two years between the War of the Lance and Legends. Two years Dalamar spent in the Tower at Palanthas. Two years with Fistandantilus. Here are pieces from those years.
Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,860 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Dalamar, Raistlin
Deidara's Secret by zubification reviews
Deidara has a secret. Sasori finds out and now he is blackmailing then HELL out Deidara.What will happen? What's the secret? Read to find out! Also, only rated M for cussing and suggestive language! Yes, I know, I suck at summaries
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,589 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Teach Me How To Love by Yuki No Namida 13 reviews
Sasori is sent to Camellia Boarding School after his suicide attempt. Deidara tries to teach him to experience emotions and love without pain. SasoXDei Yaoi. Violence. Language. Abuse. Character death. Small stories within with other characters. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,750 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
A Little Too Late for Second Thoughts by lamuria.eclipse reviews
Starscream ponders his dedication to the violet emblem painted on his wing struts after another beating from Megatron... Will his fellow seekers be willing to help him? And what about the Autobots?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,804 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Starscream, Optimus Prime, Megatron, Thundercracker - Complete
Tired by KiaMianara reviews
G1/ slash - Based on the question if it would be murder or suicide if Screamer tries to shoot himself with Megatron in his gun form and if Megatron would actually let him end his life.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
The Clay Warrior by Markition Necrovius reviews
The story of the ninja who fought with clay, joined an organization of missing nin, managed to take down a Kazekage, and fell in love with a puppet. [DeidaraSasori yaoi]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,198 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Deidara, Sasori
In the Morning by Nani-Chan reviews
What happens when two Akatsuki members wake up and find out that they are not next to their lover, but next to each other? Rated M for language and certain scenes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Pain/Pein, Deidara
For Reasons Unknown by TheHaiku reviews
As soon as Deidara saw that Chiyo and Sakura survived against Sasori, he couldn't help but think about his danna's loss, and what may come of it. This takes place right after Sasori's death; Minor SasoDei, if you'd like to think it!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Hidan, That Does NOT Go There! by Jinzouningen reviews
Just a small little crackfic based off a real event. Rated for Hidan's mouth and implied sexual situations. Threesome HidanItachiDeidara if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Spider by laSlasher reviews
Deidara has some kinky ideas, and Sasori's never been one to say no. SasoDei, AU, rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Gaara's Inflatable Crayon Adventure by Ivonovna reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if Gaara got his hands on an inflatable crayon? The result is an evil mastermind care bear and spaztic Kankuro. Please be aware there is extreme OOCness. No one is spared. R&R! Rated for creepiness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Favourite Doll by Jessy-Fran reviews
If I can alleviate some of the blood that pours from your crown of thorns, then I won’t mind being your favourite doll. Twisted SasoDei, One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Blondes And Redheads by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
Deidara thought he was in love with one red head but turned out to be horribly wrong. Gaara thought he wanted one blonde but wanted the other. Neither thinks it could work but luckily for them the other has been waiting. YAOI DeidaraXSasori NarutoXGaara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,405 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2008 - [Deidara, Sasori] - Complete
Androgynous Kitsune by YaoiRocks reviews
Like a pebble in a pond, one event can cause many ripples. Some of these ripples fade away while others rebound back to the original happening. A pebble in a pond happened to Deidara…how many ripples will rebound? Sasodei kyuudei rape Mpreg, lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,160 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
Akatsuki Bloopers! by Just a Mutt reviews
Just a bunch of random scenes with the Akatsuki and, erm... other people too, I guess. Warning : Author is clinically insane. Chapter 26 is up and the rating might change to M.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 19,896 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Cellar Door by Rikku Madara Uchiha reviews
A picture's worth a thousand words. But to him, that picture will never be worth anything if the real thing is gone. SasoDei one-shot. Implied PeinKonan. Deathfic. Songfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Pygmalion by hyenateeth reviews
Somehow, his wife became real, but not in the way he expected. Sasodei, yaoi. Rated for extreme language, no lemon. Yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
When Insanity Calls by luck33ang3l reviews
-AU shonen ai- -SasoDei, KisaIta- Dumped in a mental institute, Sasori is befriended by a pyromaniac by the name of Deidara. With the help of Deidara, Sasori struggles to face the past he is so desperately trying to forget.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,661 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
Because the voices told me to by Annamia reviews
“So, you’re telling me that the voices in your head told you to kiss Itachi?” Deidara nodded. “Forgive me for not believing you.” “It’s true, yeah!” from the author: why is there no category for genuine weirdness?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Minor Annoyances by Mysterious Penname reviews
“The day Light-kun doesn’t have the need to speak over one hundred thousand words is the day I will eat quietly!” This is a series of drabbles about...well, L and Light annoying each other. Crack, OOCLight, COMPLETE
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 64 - Words: 97,988 - Reviews: 2858 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Objectophilia by Songstone reviews
Nicknames can be cruel sometimes. That was always the case for Deidara, but the blond had never believed titles such as 'freak' to be true. However, he might have found a title for himself because of a certain redhead...and it's rather interesting.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Frozen Kiss by Silentsoul66 reviews
T.T Sasodei Deisaso oneshot. XD!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Sand That Slips Through My Fingers by Reno Keehl reviews
First person from Deidara's point for view. Deidara goes slightly insane after Sasori's death and laments him in the middle of a desert. He recalls their relationship as he is slowly wasting away. Implied yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Hentai ga futari imashita! by Shunkan reviews
AU. Sasori works in the kitchens of a kindergarten, Deidara’s the new substitute teacher. You do the math. DeiSaso. With ItaSaso on the side, because I just couldn't resist making a gay music teacher as well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,239 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
SasoDei Interruptions by Sihouette The Jellicle Cat reviews
Sasori and Deidara get interrupted by a toothbrush wielding Uchiha. I suck as summary's. Includes: Zetsu, Sasori, Deidara, Itachi, a 69, and talk of toothbrush rape. Rated M for some sexual content. Not much. Sorry. YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Not Guilty by Reasons of Insanity by Shikirou reviews
When Deidara is being haunted by his past, and undergoing it from his stepfather, how will he react when everything around him changes right before his eyes? Rated M for some Yaoi, Shonnen ai, language, and rape.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,850 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Dead Silence by Incomparable-Insanity reviews
The end of everyone was just the beginning... A fun-filled train ride has just taken a turn for the worst; and a most frightening thing happens. How will survivors ever escape?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,483 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Zetsu's Game by Songstone reviews
Deidara often listened in on these quiet arguments that the ex-Grass nin had with himself. He would keep quiet and pretend to be occupying himself with his clay, or by talking to Tobi. But really, his attention was elsewhere.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Deidara, Zetsu - Complete
Limits by stephi-247 reviews
Sasori has his limits. Deidara likes to pass them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Visitors of the Darkness by CrazedNarutoFan reviews
One year has passed since Sasori died. What has become of Deidara and how is he coping with the loss of his love? SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Stars by Devilis Kyuu reviews
Slight AU fic. ‘He’s never coming back.’ Sasori cringed at the thought as he grasp the photograph frame tightly… Warning slight OOC and YAOI! Sasori is younger than Deidara in this fic, by the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
And what if it is? by ShihanaAmaya reviews
A sequel to Akatsuki is no place for Love That was a bad day for Sasori, and finding Deidara bleeding to death did not make it better. SasoDei. Suicidal. Character Death? Or not?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Deidara's Attempt To Cook by WelcomeToErebus reviews
Deidara of the Akatsuki has decided to try out another art form, cooking! However, if he can't even pronounce spaghetti or learn how to turn on a stove, you can insure comedy! Crack fic, R&R please! Rating for slight language
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Take it All by BomberBrat reviews
Deidara and Sasori run into some problems on a mission.SasoDei Yaoi, oneshot, rape, angst.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Alphabetizing Beauty by The Tomo reviews
As Deidara becomes a member of the Akatsuki, he is very obstinate, and judges everything and everyone based on appearance. Sasori is ready to break him of that, refusing to show Deidara his true face, planning the ultimate hell for his partner. SASODEI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Akatsuki As Kids! by ToxicTenshi reviews
Rugrats meets Akatsuki! What shall ensue? This is what Akatsuki would be like as kids.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Fools by dead drifter reviews
Crack! April Fool’s Day fun with the Akatsuki! ALL of them! Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Kakuzu, Deidara - Complete
A Reckless Promise by Songstone reviews
I know, I know. You're mad at me now. Because I was reckless. Again. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
A Lesson in Teamwork by Beliel reviews
Sasori decides to bring his reckless new partner to heel with a memorable lesson. SasoDei. Warning for mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Seeing Red by xSweetMacabre reviews
Why is the Akatsuki crowded in a small bathroom, gazing intently at a hole in the wall? And why aren’t Deidara and Sasori enjoying the show? Why, because they are the show, of course. SasoDei. REWRITTEN ... KIND OF.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
SasoDei: Consequinces by NotTheCraze reviews
Free-thought style story, Deidara suffers the consequinces of Itachi's actions. Warnings: Violence, Implied yaoi, implied rape, character death, M for a reason! Oneshot, SasoDei/ItaDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Scales, Puppets, and Absolute Denial by FlightAngel reviews
In which Hidan, Itachi, and Deidara discuss their boyfriend's penises. Oneshot Crack-ish. Kakuhida Sasodei Kisaita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Over by GoodBoyTobi reviews
EDITED. A sad SasoDei's SongFic. Shippuuden setting. Based on Lindsay Lohan's "Over"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Sexual Cavities by x-EliteAssassin-x reviews
Deidara is sugar high and driving the Akatsuki mad, so it's up to Sasori to stop him in a way only the red-head can. SasoDei, S&M, Yaoi, One-Shot for YaoiRocks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Art is Art No Matter How Corrupted by Aishiteru Sabaku no Gaara reviews
DeiSaso Deidara escapes the snake ninja Orochimaru after years of imprisonment. But when he wakes up, he finds that he has something else to worry about. Akatsuki. The only person that he feels he can trust is Sasori. What will happen? How will they fare?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,170 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Puppets of Akatsuki by Kurogokegumo reviews
Slight AU. Deidara fought against Chiyo and Sakura, it happened something. When he wakes up from his coma, something about him has changed forever. Future SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,272 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
The Dadaist by MakoMori reviews
Deidara saw the look in the redhead’s eyes and instantly regret what he had said. His stomach churned in expectation of meeting the most painful of poisons. He swallowed hard, his exposed throat awaiting the fatal grip of Sasori’s fingers. SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,871 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Sculpting for Dummies by demonrubberducky reviews
chap. 362 spoilers Deidara finds himself in trouble, and it's up to Tobi to come to his rescue. Just how far is he willing to go for his sempai, especially when Deidara doesn't want to be saved? TobiDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 95,977 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Sei by Sarehptar reviews
Deidara microfics. AU, mild BL, violence, repetitive use of the word 'Un,' and spoilers for the manga are inevitable.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,379 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Suicidal by Eighty-Five reviews
Deidara's depressing last moments before death, sasorixdeidara fiction.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Crash by Dark-Lady-Devinity reviews
Night at the Museum. Jedediah/Octavius. The White House is burning and Jed crashes the car when he realizes that he is attracted to the Roman general. Rating is a little high. Its more like PG-13.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/19/2008 - [Octavius G., Jededaiah S.] - Complete
Fleeting Fascinations by enakoritsi reviews
..."Nothing lasts forever, un." The skies erupted without warning, a deafening explosion of sound engulfing every ounce of tranquility without mercy. "One day you'll see that first hand."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Playing Cupid by YaoiRocks reviews
It’s valentines day and Itachi decides to play Love Doctor…though only this one time. He has two patients. Deidara and Sasori…can the one-time Love Doctor work his magic? Yaoi, lemon, bondage, kinkyness, plotting Itachi and sappy-ness XD Valentines Stor
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Torqueo by Skull Bearer reviews
The War of the Lance is over. Dalamar is heading to the Tower of High Sorcery to find out what happened to Raistlin, but going on is so much harder when you're alone. Nineth in the 'Ivory and Ebony' series and fits between Chronicles and Legends. AU slash
Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,429 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Dalamar, Raistlin - Complete
The Best of Partners by Selath reviews
A night of drinking causes Deidara to forget... This is a sad love yaoi story starring Deidara missing his love Sasori.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Binge Pledging by dead drifter reviews
AU. Salesman/ Sasori. Naruto X Zelda Crossover. Akatsuki Crack. Sasori OD’s on Pledge, and ends up in an alternate world. Rape Humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Light Saver by dead drifter reviews
Akatsuki Crack! The power goes out, and the only source of light is Itachi's light saber. He tells a scary story...and amazingly...it's true. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Itachi U., Kakuzu - Complete
In Which Deidara is Blackmailed by LuneDe reviews
Pein and Konan along with the rest of the Akatsuki can't enjoy dinner because Deidara is acting weird...because Tobi and Sasori have blackmail on him! Will Deidara ever be free from their blackmail? Read to find out! I can't stress that enough. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Genesis by Arrina-san reviews
Emotions. Conflict. Lessons learned hard. He would do anything to never face them again: even throw away his greatest desire right after he obtained it. Besides, why should one love...when they weren't meant to in the first place? SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 96,818 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
It's Cold Outside, Sasori by cresent-lunette reviews
On a long mission to the Land of Snow, Sasori reveals that his feelings, both physical and emotional are returning without any reasonable explination. What's Deidara going to do? SasoDei, DeiSaso, lime yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,220 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Akatsuki Goes Shopping! by The Ultimate Saiyan reviews
REVISED 9-4-10 Oneshot. Crackfic. Akatsuki goes shopping. Naturally, all hell breaks loose. Rated T for Hidan's barnyard mouth and Tobi's sheer stupidity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Akatsuki - Complete
Beat It Upright by dead drifter reviews
ONESHOT. Yaoi Saso/Dei. BDSM. Deidara blows up Hiruko, and Sasori decides to punish him for it. Featuring whips, shackles, a blunt kunai and a LOT of drooling.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Only Eternal With You by x-EliteAssassin-x reviews
Dieing alone but with their hearts still linked. Can these two find each other again in the next life? SasoDei. Yaoi. One-shot. Reincarnation fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Shooting A Combo by YaoiRocks reviews
They all say woman always do what they can to get what they want and when a situation arises in which they can get the advantage, they will take it…like when Sasori lusts for our little blonde Deidara...enter pool and a little bet sasodei,lemon,oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
SasoDei: Waiting for You by NotTheCraze reviews
No. Danna will find me, he'll be here.' He reassures himself. 'Sasori-danna.. I have to wait for him... I have to stay alive, he'll save me from this. He won't let them...' He dares not finish the sentance, not even in thought. SasoDei, Yaoi, M for theme
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Something Worth Saving by Demonsil reviews
Deidara is 7 years old, Cold, Tierd, Hungry, And Alone. Until a 18 year old Man on a Mission finds him sleeping, Broken, and cold leaning against a tree. Better then It really Seems Shouta People,A reason To even read the story! //Hiatus SORRY!//No Muse//
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,742 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
Strength In Love by Kiyoko Usagi reviews
Itachi made a mistake. He thought that only hate would make him strong. Oh how wrong he was. Love is something that makes us all so much stronger. When his lover Deidara is taken away from him, will he be able to be strong or crack under pressure? Itaxdei DISCONTINUED DUE TO LOSS OF INTEREST!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,073 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara
Euphoria is a Beach by jewel-shards reviews
Sasori and Deidara have fun on the beach. First Lemon. Fluff. DeiSaso Please review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
AIM by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
AKATSUKI I.M! Minor Shonenai...Rated for crude jokes and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara
Dude, Where's My Ring? by dead drifter reviews
Oneshot. YAOI. SasoDei. Sasori can’t find his ring. After tearing apart the whole house, Deidara helps him out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Frost Me by madame nonchalant reviews
When Deidara is getting used to new arms and life without Sasori, Tobi decides to use some holiday called Christmas to cheer him up. But of course, Deidara's been a bad boy this year...can Tobi still make his Christmas worthwhile?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Moving On by LemonBoi reviews
It seems like Deidara and Sasori are on the verge of discussing their feelings, but Orochimaru interferes, and things go downhill. Can they overcome the trauma and move on?I SUCK AT SUMMARIES. warning: language, yaoi, lemons, rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
The Ten Days Of Akatsuki Christmas by dead drifter reviews
Featuring all of our favorite Akatsuki, even Orochimaru makes an appearance! Epileptic Hidan, scary Zetsu, reindeer massacres, tainted fruit cake, Candy Cane Crack and more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,753 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
The Bomber's Heir by Aurifex reviews
Yaoi. Mpreg. Sasori's been noticing something... different about Deidara... has the experience that scarred the bomber for life left him with something much more horrifying then memories?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,752 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Life's Delusions by YaoiRocks reviews
Life is a delusion. Your thoughts and reality are completely different things. They show you different ideas and dreams. If reality shows you something against your mind…do you accept it or let it go as a unfulfilled dream? SasoDei lemon oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,111 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Just Take It Danna by jewel-shards reviews
ONESHOT: Sasori has problems saying please. Saso x Dei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Dolly, Darling by Novelist Pup reviews
[AU] So Deidara had said 'I thought you were dead,' and Sasori replied 'No, but you might be though.' [DeiSaso] [Sequel to Bomber, Baby]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,295 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Best Friends Forever Club by Vampyress-Freak6 reviews
Deidara, Itachi and Hidan form the 'Best Friends Forever Club' as an excuse to cause mischeif in the lives of Akatsuki. Contains yaoi in the forms of: SasoDei, KakuHida, ItaKisa, ZetsTobi and then PeinBlue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,248 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Akatsuki is no place for Love by ShihanaAmaya reviews
Deidara finally decided to tell Sasori how he feels about him, but the redhead doesn't have time to listen. Suicide warning. SasoDei. Character Death? Edited.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Clay is a Poor Substitute for Earplugs by dead drifter reviews
Pein and Konan decide to get down and dirty...and didn't have the common courtesy to supply Deidara and Itachi with earplugs.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
The Dreaded Love Potion by Atopos reviews
Sasori claims that whatever feelings he has for Deidara will only last for as long as that stupid potion Hidan gave him is around for. What happens when he begins to think otherwise? Warnings: Yaoi, SasoxDei, and Hidan swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,736 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Geijutsu of Lives by TransientBANG reviews
Deidara goes back after the fight with Naruto and company to give Sasori his farewell gift...Hadn’t he once told me… that he was neither quite puppet, nor human? Caught in limbo, he was constantly barred between two identities... Dei's POV, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7037 - Favs: 5,383 - Follows: 2,206 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Flavor of Life by Devilis Kyuu reviews
[SONGFIC] When you say thank you to me, for some reason it hurts. Like a magic spell that doesn't get undone even after the goodbye... This takes place after Sasori’s death. And is more like a ‘flashback’ kinda fic. [ONESHOT]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,112 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Revalations by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
An Akatsuki fic, detailing some of the more shocking secrets of the organization. SHONENAI: SasoDei, KakuHidan, ZetsuTobi, and KisameItachi. Minor: PeinKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
When You Are Not Here by Hieisdrkangel reviews
My first yaoi fic. A SasoDei tragedy, but it ends sweet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,694 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Vacations Aren't Evil by vericus reviews
G1 - Starscream, naturally, always carried a little bit of high grade on him. And really, what better mech for Prowl to try Sideswipe's latest high grade concoction on than the Decepticon Air Commander?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Prowl, Starscream - Complete
Explosions of Emotion by Starling Short reviews
Sasori finally meets his new partner, Deidara, and ends up feeling things he hasn't felt in years. How do you resist a flirt with mouths on his hands anyway? A SasoDei DeiSaso fic that isn't a Oneshot! Yaoi Smut and LEMON in chapters 6, 8 and 11!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,348 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Hidden Inside by Wrath Of Fire reviews
I don’t want anyone, or anything, to make you cry. I want to be here for you. But, at the rate things are going, I don’t think it’ll matter. [SasoDei] Rated T to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Desire by Kiryami reviews
Deidara's horny. Sasori just happens to be the nearest screwable object. Yaoi, DeiSaso. My first Lemon. AHH! APOCOLYPSE!RAWR FOR TEH UBER TYPONESS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Alvorecer by Skull Bearer reviews
Sometimes sunrise is the darkest time, because it lets you see what you've lost. What can Raistlin and Dalamar do when their world falls in on top of them? Eighth in the 'Ivory and Ebony' series and covers 'Spring Dawning'. AU. Slash. Complete.
Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,401 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Dalamar, Raistlin - Complete
Drag by ladyaymie reviews
Akatsuki receives a new mission, the likes of which they've never seen before... CrackFic. Visit profile for link to illustration.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Bad Press by Koi Lungfish reviews
G1, S2 - Megatron and Starscream discover something about humans that they didn't want to know.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Hypothetically Speaking by Aurifex reviews
[SasoDei, Implied KakuHidan, oneshot, shounenai] LISTEN TO ME, YOU REDHAIRED TEME, I WAS CURIOUS, OKAY!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Hidan, Sasori - Complete
Sting of a Scorpion by BrightBrightWorld reviews
While resting in an inn, Deidara is stung by a scorpion. Paralyzed and deathly scared, he is unable to do anything. Will Sasori be able to resist the temptation? SasoDei Warning: Heavy yaoi, lemon. You have been warned xD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,409 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Echos by stephi-247 reviews
Sasori and Deidara are walking through a cave when a voice starts copying a very scared Deidaras every word. Bad summary. Innocent little one shot. Crappy attempt at humour and cuteness sweat drop
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
I'm Not A Girly Man, I'm Seme! by Shikamaru'sLover01 reviews
Deidara wants to complete his relationship with Sasori, and he doesn't want to be the uke! DeiSaso. pls read and REVIEW. Sorry if characters are ooc, i dont know how the members of the Akatsuki acually act.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Raising Deidara by Miko Takahashi reviews
Sasori brings a child into the lives of the Akatsuki Organization. Will he truly hold potential, or just get in the way? Parental!Sasori and Child!Deidara. Lots of OOC and fluff, ages are twisted around to fit the story. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,971 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
My Favorite Puppet by Miko Takahashi reviews
There was no sobbing, no begging for him to wake up, just silent grieving as he disemboweled the one he loved the most. SasoDei. Rated M for blood and gore. OneshotDrabble. A bit OOC, read at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
A day with the Akatsuki by ObsessiveCompulsive5699 reviews
What REALLY happens between missions. Second chapter now up! Yaoi, crackness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Shower Sex: Akatsuki Style by Follow-The-Firefly reviews
It's hard trying to hide a relationship with your partner when you live with a bunch of ninjas. Rated T for language and suggestive themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Nothing Fixes it Better by spifftastic ino reviews
Deidara is sick and Sasori has to watch him. SasxDei Fluff. Rated T for language. Yaoi. Onshot. R&R Please&Thanks.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Haunted Houses Are Never Good by Danny-Lynn reviews
The Akatsuki group goes to a haunted house with good intentions, but it turns bad. ONSHOT! The ending just may very well suck, but if I get some reviews on how it shoulda ended, I will post up other chapters with the alt. ending idea's. Read & Review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Nightly confession by UrKid reviews
Deidara tries hard to tell something to Sasori, three at night // SasorixDeidara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Dangers of Cooking by Overlyinspired reviews
Deidara scorches himself cooking and Sasori helps him with the burns..........I couldn't really think of a summary. SasoDei. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Psychologist by Lyricism reviews
AU. Deidara seems like the standard new kid to Sasori. But, when the bubbly blond enters his life and brings love, child abuse and his cutting adddiction out into the open, Sasori's life will never be the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,699 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Sniffle by Smash Something reviews
OneShot. Fluffy SasoDei. Deidara is out for a walk and starts to thing of his significant other..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Whipped Cream by Kakashis-First-Kiss reviews
Deidara is afraid of thunderstorms, and Sasori takes it upon himself to comfort himwith some unique comforts! SasoDei yaoi mentioned ItaKisa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Paintings by DestinationLullaby reviews
Deidara paints, Sasori thinks. Little SasoDei oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Senses of Feelings by Lady Multi reviews
ONESHOT FLUFF SASODEI. ......what of Touch?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Magnetism by Arrina-san reviews
I sometimes wondered if Danna wished to see the world through my pair of eyes, to experience beauty in another form besides his. [Implied SasoDei, Deidara's POV]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Fireworks of Eternity by BrightBrightWorld reviews
Sequel to Denial. After their unlikely confession, Sasori and Deidara deepen their relationship, exploring through art, dango and passion of different sorts. Shonen ai, yaoi. Contains lime and lemon xD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,906 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Goodbye cruel world by BarelyHuman reviews
Sasori never liked Deidara's art, but Deidara is sure he can change his Danna's opinion, all he has to do is sacrifice his own life. Deidara's last thoughts and recollections during his final battle against Sasuke. Deidara POV Slight DeixSaso
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Dreams by Candy House reviews
Sasori can't sleep. Maybe it has something to do with Deidara being in the same room?Sasori x Deidara. Fluff and Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
A Picture’s Worth a Thousand Words by Kaiko-Chan reviews
What happens when Sasori calls Deidara’s art junk? And what do flowery pink kimonos and bingo books have to do with anything? Read and review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Damn it! by Kuro Tsubomi reviews
We visit our favorite Akatsuki couple as they have a fun evening, un
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Cause of Death: Love by SchizophrenicRacoon reviews
Deidara is horrified when Zetsu and Tobi show him Sasori's body... But he gets a suprise... Sasodei. Rated T. Contains Shounen Ai and implied Yaoi. You have been warned! My first fanfic ever
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Koi by Asuto Hotaru reviews
Deidara is in love with his partner Sasori, but other than a 'kinda' kiss while watching the koi fish, nothing has happened, or ever will, as Deidara sees it. Someone else steps in to change that. ONESHOT SasoDei, other pairings inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Sensitive by nikki95fantasy reviews
Sasori tries hide the confusing senses of his, but only Deidara can see through it. Oneshot SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
A Diplomatic Mission for Suna’s Akasuna no Sasori by BoREdom mAnIFEsT reviews
Mission Description: Babysit the Tsuchikage’s eightyearold son for the next two days.Mission Objective: Buy the kid lots of candy and entertain him so he can tell daddy all about his fun day. Teen!Sasori, Kid!Deidara, SasoDei, fluff, no longer oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,916 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Denial by BrightBrightWorld reviews
Sasodei Our fave two teammembers are both in denial...Deidara is about to give up hope of Sasori ever returning his feelings. One one spring mission though, something unexpected happens Plz R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Obscenity by Hyper Deathray reviews
Crackfic! Sasori dies with one last wish unfulfilled.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Sasori, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
My Danna's So Pretty! by aBoOm-Un reviews
Sasori is sick to the death of Deidara’s stupid jokes, his crazy complaining, blowing up stuff up, and simply Deidara in general. Yet, little does Deidara know that karma always comes back and bites you in the ass... [SasoDei, OOCness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,156 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Danna by Pandasmoosh reviews
Deidara's dying, and he just wants to be with his Danna. SasoxDei [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Akatsuki Gangstas by AkatsukiAddict reviews
The leader finally goes crazy and spreads the culture of HipHop and 'bling' to the other Akatsuki members. Crackfic. Rated M for language and awkward situations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,730 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
Comatose by sensitive touchdown reviews
[AU] If he couldn’t have him for a moment, he would have him for all eternity. [SasoriDeidara]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Don't Cry by Da Red Fox reviews
Thank you, Sasori… For protecting me and always having my back. Thank you Sasori. Please… Don’t cry. Don’t cry Sasori. SasoDei :3 R&R Pleaseee? OneShot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Magical Hairbrush! Not by Kiryami reviews
Meh. Dei wants to brush Sasori's hair. Nuff said, ne? Impliedish light shonenai. Fluff!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Sleep Deprivation by Lances reviews
ItaDei. What kind of talk do you expect from a group of sleep deprived evil assassins? Itachi hasn't slept in nearly 40 hours. Tired and gloomy, he ends up sharing the same hot bath with Tobi and Kisame... and one crazy Deidara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
In This Together by TheDarkHyuuga reviews
The Akatsukis meet their end. Yet, they stand together. Through all the pain and danger. Through all the losses and the wins. They are all in it together. Forever.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Akatsuki - Complete
Danna, It's Nothing by KonohaKunoichi12 reviews
Gotta read this, SasoDei fans! xD Hillarious! WARNING! An annoying Deidara, a pissed off Sasori, and a crazy author... ENJOY!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Danna, I'm hot! by KonohaKunoichi12 reviews
Sequel to Danna, I'm Cold...! And guess who's the flirty one this time? Teehee... [SasoDei] To all Danna, I'm Cold... readers! Have fun! RnR, minna!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Leader! by Emerald707 reviews
In which, the Akatsuki must perform an embarrassing ritual they know all too well.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Akatsuki TV by Blu Rose reviews
ONESHOT ONLY! The Akatsuki have figured out two of best ways to take over the world: subliminal messages and brainwashing. So they do what any villain would do: take over the TV! Too bad nothing goes as planned... R&R, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Akatsuki - Complete
Masks by Akatsuki210 reviews
Tobi may be the only Akatsuki member who wears a mask to cover his face, but all of them have masks to hide their secrets. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Akatsuki - Complete
Secrets of the Mind by KuraiOkami reviews
Sasori hasn’t heard the words ‘I love you,’ since he was a child, nor has he been hugged since then. His trust in everyone around him is also slightly tainted since his old partner left him. What is he going to do when his newfound partner comes? SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,232 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Sasori, Deidara
Akatsuki Summer Beach House 2: Miami Beach Condo by AkiraDawn reviews
Akatsuki is heading out for another beach vacation. This means haphazard driving, overpacking, too much drinking, surf, turf and lots more. Rated M for language. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,963 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
A Puppet's love by seineke-pyera reviews
Sasori and Deidara, two criminals who secretly love each other. While travelling back from a mission they run into a festival in a small town. What is it about fireworks that makes one confess love? SasoDei, contains lemon. yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,211 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Everyday by homeostatis reviews
Life is a win and lose thing, especially in the Akatsuki. A day in the life of two missing nin. [Sasori and Deidara centric]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Last Love Song by AngelWhoIsNotASerialKiller reviews
Sasori relieves to you his tragic love story in what he believes to be our little planet's last love song...[SasoDei] [inspired by Saikano] oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Deprived by DeidaraOfIwa reviews
What happens when Sasori makes 'the anouncement? Will Deidara survive the week? Or will he get Sasori's attention again? Read to find out! Akatsuki crack fic. Shounen Ai, SasorixDeidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Unbreakable by i-love-my-danna reviews
Deidara caused a little too much trouble, and annoyed Sasori for the last time. Will something happen? SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Hello by theinsane reviews
Summary: Hello, Deidara. Why are you so shocked? You surprised to see me? Oh. I’m supposed to be dead… not anymore. [No pairings.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 3,615 - Follows: 356 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Danna, I'm cold by KonohaKunoichi12 reviews
Danna, I'm cold... Deidara's sneezing like crazy because of the freezing night at the Akatsuki HQ. So, he asks his Danna to cuddle him! Sasoridanna, please cuddle me! What's the answer...? RnR!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Enigma by Skull Bearer reviews
What if Raistlin and Dalamar had met before Legends? A long time before? Response to the Leo Zodiac challenge. A realistic RaistlinDalamar slash story set during the Soulforge. First in 'Ivory and Ebony' series. NOW REWRITTEN!
Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,754 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Raistlin, Dalamar - Complete
Devotion and Desire by Insidiae reviews
Deidara finds his days at Akatsuki long and boring, but, ironically, they seem to pass faster in the company of a man who yearns for forever. SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Wondering by meaghanx reviews
Deidara wonders one night what he really means to Sasori. [Pointless fluff, SasoDei]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Sasori's Beautiful Soul by NeverLookBackSamurai reviews
Deidara didn't know why Sasori always pushed people away. But what happens when the Suna ninja gives the Iwa ninja the greatest shock of his life?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
My Little DeiChan by MistressKaia reviews
Deidara brings home a kitten in hopes of keeping it. Naming it after himself, he finds the name fits more then he realizes. No matter who you are, a kitten doesn't care. It'll always climb your coat and love your danna more then you. SasoDei Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Nocturnale by Skull Bearer reviews
Some places and feelings are better left untouched, but often there is no choice. As the War grows ever darker, tensions and disturst brood between Raistlin and Dalamar. Seventh in the Ivory and Ebony series and covers 'Winter Night'. AU. Slash. Complete.
Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,215 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Raistlin, Dalamar - Complete
Needlessly Complicated by Orm reviews
Deidara wants to know what Sasori will do when he dies. Pessimistic SasoDei as per usual. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Beauty by Fading wind reviews
Beauty is fleeting. [SasoDei]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Art is Eternal by Mujaki no Tsubasa reviews
It is almost like the thrill when a body falls into his hands, ready to be added to the collection. But it is not art. SasoDei. Yaoi. Implied sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Old on the Inside by Jayden Mackenzie reviews
Sasori, as old as he is, has no idea what Deidara plans to do with him when the blond makes them late to one of their meetings. Finally, he learns.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Male Bonding, In It's Weird Forms by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
What goes on behind closed doors at Akatsuki.. should stay behind them. Jokingly implied ZetsuTobi, but no yaoi. LONG OVERDUE, I KNOW.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Invincible by Al Bhed- Pypa reviews
I was stunned. Sure I had seen many people die, most by my hands. But this was different. This was my Danna. He was my only friend, and I his... [[Deidara finds Sasori's death to hard to take, not DeidaxSaso]]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Fireworks and Puppets by Urura reviews
Deidara remembers one of his best discussions with Sasori about art. SasoDei implied. Some Akatsuki related spoilers within.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Akatsuki Chatroom by loner-in-the-world reviews
Terror Of The Ninja World Server Open
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
Brotherhood of the Red Moon by Akatsuki210 reviews
The organization known as Akatsuki is shrouded in mystery. But behind that veil of secrets, there are nine unique individuals.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,713 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Akatsuki - Complete
Ad Nauseam by firefly reviews
Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Noise by WitheringKey reviews
Sasori was relaxing until Deidara came to him with a troubling thought.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Puppeteer by moxieweed reviews
There's something about Sasori that Deidara, Itachi, and Kisame never knew...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Sasori, Itachi U. - Complete
Request and Reapproach Chronicles by yukuro reviews
Itachi and Kisame have a favor to ask of Sasori. A very interesting...request. [minor ItachixSasuke, SasorixDeidara]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Sasori - Complete
Nail Polish by Digital Skitty reviews
Once in a long while, Deidara can wrangle up a few members... so they can all paint their nails together! Only this time, he has a question for his danna...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Fine Art by animedragongirl reviews
[SasoDei] Deidara has an obsession that is a secret until Sasori finds out. [Graphic yaoi. Don't like, don't read.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Manic Grin by Digital Skitty reviews
Deidara has a plan. So do Itachi and Kisame. And Sasori just wants to be left alone. What happens when the Akatsuki have too much time on their hands, and want to know a bit too much about each other.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,221 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Distractions by Kylie-Chan reviews
Sometimes, Sasori liked being distracted. SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Wind is Free by metal goat reviews
Deidara has many obsessions, Sasori has found. Explosions, birds, the wind... they all seem to lead back to the same place in the end. [Deidaracentric]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Facing the Past by hiei1317 reviews
When Sasori and Deidara's latest mission leads them back to Sunagakure, Sasori starts acting very strangely. Yet, when disaster strikes will Deidara be left out in the desert, or will Sasori open up and be his savior, his oasis?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
To Be Free by hiei1317 reviews
A poem fic. A bird is free. A fire is free. Deidara is not, and wants to do something about it, but how will that affect those around him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Perfect Thing to Say by hiei1317 reviews
Um, this is a little Valentines Day fiction. Oneshot, i think... maybe. For now one shot. And also, this is Sasori x Deidara, with implied KisaIta Please, i'm terrible with summaries! please please please read!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Hana Yori Dango by Invader Nicole reviews
A oneshot at DeidaraSasori and a slight addin of ItachiDeidara as Itachi attempts to help make Deidara make cookies for his beloved puppet partner before he admits everything he ever felt for him to be said.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,235 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
you're not sleeping? by YondyB reviews
a light DeiSaso fic – drabble. Sasori is dead and Deidara is told. he becomes distraught, then angry. wanting revenge on 'who took his sasori–danna away from him'. Zetsu and Tobi are in this fic too. i suck at summaries. rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Crepuscule by Skull Bearer reviews
Secrets can cut as deeply as blades when kept in the dark, the War of the Lance finally crashes down on Krynn and things, no matter how important, are never the same. Sixth in the 'Ivory and Ebony' series and covers 'Autumn Twilight'. Slash. AU. Complete
Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,740 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Raistlin, Dalamar - Complete
Tragic Kingdom by icor reviews
[Sasori x Deidara] “I’m not going to die, Deidara.”From the very beginning, until the very end.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Voice of the Desert by The-MarmaladeCat1 reviews
Sasori and Deidara, whilst the two travel the land together a visit to Suna teaches Deidara more about his enigmatic partner.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Black, White and Red by Ai-Fennec reviews
Sasori and Deidara are travelling to Konoha to hunt for the Jinchuuriki but there are more twists in their travels and their stay in Konoha than they like to think. WARNINGS: Graphic YAOI. This is a oneshot fanfiction. Review Please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,422 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
i know you're lonely by YondyB reviews
SasoDei, KisaIta. Deidara has a empty heart, full of love, but has noone to give it to. for my good friend, KikZanuff. the start of the ff is © mellychan42. used with permission.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Deidara, Sasori
Eyes in the moonlight by YondyB reviews
Deidara comes back from a swimming lesson and has something for Sasori... and Sasori has something for Deidara. SasoDei, DeiSaso. Sasori!Uke. Zetsu makes an appearance also.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Sasori, Deidara
Of Flesh by Eliptica reviews
Sasori knows he cannot give Deidara what he truly wants, and it's becoming increasingly more difficult to remain amoral. After all, nothing is more sickening than muttered I Love Yous. [SasDei][DeiIta]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Ice and Steel by Skull Bearer reviews
The course of love is seldom smooth, especially if you're Raistlin Majere. Emotions may be shared but there are still brothers to escape, sisters to avoid and, hanging over all, there is the thundercloud of impending war. Third in 'Ivory and Ebony' series
Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,861 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/14/2005 - Published: 9/15/2004 - Raistlin, Dalamar
Spider Eyes by firefly reviews
Yami Bakura has lapsed into complete madness, and speaks of nothing except bits and pieces of his mother's death. Fury and insanity like none seen ever before, will make itself known when the broken tomb robber sets out for blood. (DONE!)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,485 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/3/2004 - Published: 9/29/2002 - Complete
The Majere Project by Michelle Smith reviews
Little Raistlin goes more than a little nuts - and all it takes is a knock on the head.
Dragonlance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,148 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2001
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Abhorrent Relapse reviews
Aoba thought he had forgotten about what happened with Scratch. He really did. But relapses can occur at any time, most commonly in the form of a nightmare. It's a good thing he doesn't have to deal with it alone.
DRAMAtical Murder/ドラマティカル マーダー - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Aoba, Noiz - Complete
Tainted Mind reviews
Starscream has been in stasis lock for over 1,000 years. In order to cope, his mind created its own world in which the Autobots fought for peace against the war hungry Decepticons. Finally waking up, the seeker has to accept that what he had come to know as reality was all in his head.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Optimus Prime, Megatron, Starscream, Knock Out
Paint Me Red reviews
After a mission gone wrong, Soul is hospitalized yet again. As the Madness starts to consume him, will he start to develop feelings for one of his friends who just so happens to be a Grim Reaper? SoulxKid.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,972 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater
To Fly Higher reviews
Learning to accept the unacceptable is difficult, even for Scootaloo. One-shot.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Scootaloo - Complete
Next Generation reviews
The Akatsuki each staged their own death and have all been in hiding for ten years, safe from Konoha. Life has moved on, and now the next generation of Akatsuki and of Konoha is in danger, plagued by past grudges held by their parents. Will this next generation hold the key to peace between these enemies?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Akatsuki, Naruto U.
Reminiscence reviews
When one so close to you is gone, what is there to do but to reminisce? One-shot, slight SasoxDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Unbreakable reviews
On the way back from a mission, the artists are attacked. And one of them may not make it out alive...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
I'll Be There reviews
That redheaded man was like an angel… I knew he was nice because he had saved me from the villagers once, but he told me he was a bad person that belonged to a bad group. I don't believe him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,689 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Deidara, Sasori
Crimson Tears and Sweet Revenge reviews
"You killed Sasori, my Danna, my partner, my everything, and you expect me to show you mercy? Think again." Deidara wants revenge on Sakura for killing Sasori. But how far is he willing to go to avenge his Danna? Being rewritten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,254 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Deidara
Endgame reviews
The story starts with two best friends. The story ends with their deaths.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Mello, Matt - Complete
What Deidara and Sasori do in their spare time reviews
Itachi listens in on Sasori and Deidara having a very... interesting conversation. Suggestive themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Mission Impossible reviews
Konan thinks that Pein is ready to snap, so now she's carrying out Mission Impossible: To straighten out the Akatsuki into a somewhat sane organization! On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,527 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Konan, Akatsuki
Oops, We Did It Again reviews
Pein wants to test the Akatsuki's resistance to alcohol. But things might take a turn for the kinky for two artists. Contains a lemon and an awkward situation or two. SasoxDei, KakuxHida if you squint, do the Macarena, and draw on your face with Sharpie.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
It All Fell Apart reviews
Akatsuki was never a place for caring from the start. So what happened to change that? One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Turning gay! reviews
Deidara's in the weird part of YouTube again! And something interesting might happen this time… SasoxDei fluff, implied HidaxKaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Regrets reviews
I killed the one I love the most, and it was all because of jealousy... HidaxDei, SasoxDei, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
How it all turns out reviews
Have you ever wondered how things might turn out at the end of Naruto? These are some possibilities I came up with. Major crack ahead!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Complete
Your hair, your eyes, your voice reviews
Our favorite blonde bomber has ben feeling down lately. But why? Sasori tries to help him through, but Deidara might already be too far gone... SasoxDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete