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Joined 08-15-11, id: 3164731, Profile Updated: 10-28-14
Author has written 18 stories for Naruto, Death Note, My Little Pony, Soul Eater, Transformers/Beast Wars, and DRAMAtical Murder/ドラマティカル マーダー.

Hello there!:D

Some basic information about me:

Name: *points at penname*
Age: 17
Birthday: June 19
Gender: Girl
Occupation: ...writing fanfictions?

Um well I don't really know what to put. I have brown hair, brown eyes, I'm short, and I love to sing and dance when nobody's looking. I enjoy wearing hats when I can, and you can always find me on some sort of technological device or reading a book.

My favorite types of fanfictions include angst, drama, and romance. And blood. Never forget the blood. X3

I am also a Grammar Nazi. Yup.

Well anyways... feel free to PM me and chat whenever! I don't bite... much. Mwuahahahahaha. :3

Some thingies I needed to post on my profile:


Akatsukicons!

Pein: @:@

Konan: *-_-

Itachi: */_\*

Deidara: (o\/)

Zetsu: \o.o/

Tobi: @

Sasori: -.-

Kisame: =0_o=

Hidan: o.o

Kakuzu: $_$

Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!!


Deidara: Do I ever cross your mind?

Sasori: No.

Deidara: Do you like me?

Sasori: Not really.

Deidara: Do you want me?

Sasori: No.

Deidara: Would you cry if I left?

Sasori: No.

Deidara: Would you live for me?

Sasori: No.

Deidara: Would you do anything for me?

Sasori: No.

Deidara: Choose your life or mine.

Sasori: My life.

Deidara runs away in shock and pain and Sasori runs after him and says:

Sasori: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you. The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I wouldn't do anything for you is because I would do EVERYTHING for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that's sweet.


If you hear the characters from Naruto in your head, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe the characters from Naruto in your head are real, copy and paste this in your profile.


Pein/Pain - Nagato
[ ] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[X] -I have a piercing/s.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] -My eyes are grey/gray.
[X] -My closest friend is a girl.
[X] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 4] Eh not too surprised by this one.

Konan
[X] - Most of my friends are guys.
[ ] - Origami RULES!
[ ] - I know how to make at least over 5 different origami objects.
[ ] - I love flowers!
[ ] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[X] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[ ] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 2] Lol yeah I'm almost nothing like Konan. XD

Itachi Uchiha
[X] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
[ ] -Many people find me attractive.
[X] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[X] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[ ] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 4] About what I expected from this one.

Kisame Hoshigaki
[X] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[X] - I like gore :3
[ ] - I dislike my own appearance. I'm ugly!:(
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is a beautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
[ ] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[ ] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 4] I'm getting a lot of 4's. XD

Sasori
[X] - I look young for my age.
[ ] - Puppets are fascinating...
[X] - I'm very impatient.
[X] - I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno.
[X] - My Grandma annoys me.
[ ] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[X] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 5] Huh... interesting...

Deidara
[X] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ ] - I have blue eyes.
[X] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[ ] - I hate Tobi.
[X]- I have a friend who hangs around and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 4] Nooooo there's not enough similarities between us! D':

Kakuzu
[ ] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
[ ] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[ ] - I have had stitches.
[ ] - I hate Hidan.
[X] - Younger people tend to tick me off.
[ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[ ] My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 1] Kinda surprised by this one, I was expecting to have a few more things in common. O.o

Hidan
[ ] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.
[ ] - I hate Kakuzu.
[X] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[ ] - I am religious.
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
[X] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
[X] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 4] Not surprised. XD

Zetsu
[X] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[X] - Nature is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
[X] - I don't have many friends.
[X] - Tobi is not that bad.
[X] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 7] Whoa... *sudden realization* I am Zetsu!! :O

Tobi
[X] - I'm always hyperactive.
[ ] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[ ] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[ ] - I LOVE the colour orange.
[ ] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[X] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D

[Tobi Score: 2] Again about what I expected...

Orochimaru
[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[X] - I have a very pale skin colour.
[X] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[ ] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
[ ] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
[ ] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[X] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 3] Lol I love the last one because it's so true about me. X3


Another Anime Survey

Three anime characters you love/like/find ok:

1. Deidara
2. Matt
3. Bakura

Three anime characters you hate/dislike/don't find very ok:

4. Sakura

5. Misa

6. Bandit Keith

One very intelligent anime character:

7. L Lawliet

One anime character you have a love/hate relationship to:

8. Sasuke

Now name one lazy and one arrogant anime character:

9. Shikamaru

10. Mello

All set? Cool, then you can start answering these questions. ;)

1) 3 and 5 were supposed to go on a date, but 5 cancelled at the last minute. Why did he/she cancel, and how does 3 react?

Bakura didn't really care, because first of all, he's Bakura, second of all Misa is very forward.

2) 4 is sitting sitting next to a tree, crying, when suddenly 9 walks by. What happens?

Shikamaru stares at Sakura for a few seconds and sighs while walking away, saying "How troublesome."

3) 7 is gathering a group of 1, 10, and 6 for a really hard and secret job. Why does he/she rely on these specific people to take care of it for him/her?

Well, apparently L is really trusting of blondes. He trusts Mello because he is in line to succeed him, Deidara because he is so much like Mello, Bandit Keith because... I have no idea why L would trust Bandit Keith, honestly. I wouldn't.

4) Whilst working on their job, 6 suddenly freaks out and starts crying. 1 is trying to comfort him/her, but what is 10 doing?

Mello is trying hard not to laugh at the sight of Deidara comforting Bandit Keith.

5) In the end it all works out and they go back to tell 7 that their job was a success. 7 is really proud and decides to pay them by having 2 give them each a lap dance. How do they all react?

XD. Okay so Mello would obviously love the lap dance because Matt is the one doing it, Deidara would be thinking of Sasori the entire time, and Bandit Keith would probably try and remain indifferent. Or act like a pimp. Either way.

6) 8 calls you in the middle of the night to tell you he/she loves you. How do you react, considering you both love and hate him/her?

I would be very confused, considering Sasuke is the one calling me.


If you wish to see the Akatsuki take over the world at the end of Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.


1. Who are/is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Let's see here: Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Itachi, Zetsu, Tobi, Kisame, Kakuzu, Pein/Nagato, Konan, Gaara, Kimimaro, Suigetsu... yeah the list keeps on going...

2. What is/are your favorite pairing(s)? SasoxDei, KakuxHida, PeinxKonan, ItaxKisa, ShikaxTema, NejixTenTen, SaixIno, SasuxSaku, etc...

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi FTW!

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? I was Deidara for Halloween. :3

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Akatsuki cloak, Deidara's headband, Naruto movies, Naruto Ultimate Ninja 4/Ultimate Ninja Storm Generations, hundreds of pictures, a few drawings, 2 posters, and fanfictions.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Deidara! *stares off into the distance dreamily*

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruxHina. Hinata deserves to be with him, dammit!

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuxSaku, because I really like them together and Kishi needs to give some closure to their relationship!

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? Team Gai of course!

10. Do you support the Tobito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Nope. I am thoroughly convinced that Tobi is Izuna. *reads Chapter 599 and starts crying*

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Well obviously, I mean it's in the manga now. Plus they look exactly alike!

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Deidara!!!!!! Blonde bombers FTW!!!!!!!

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? It's a love/hate relationship.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Yup! (Even though I despise fillers with all my heart.)

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Of course! Read it every Wednesday!

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Yeah, I mean why else can he not sit still?

17. Sub or dub? Um I have to go with the dub on this one because it's nice to be able to focus on the animations and the voices and not have to focus on reading the entire time, it kind of takes away the purpose of the anime. But I also like subs because first of all they're more ahead, and it's cool to hear the original voice acting.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? I'm anti-Sakura for sure, but I don't hate her that much anymore.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Who could think he's annoying? He's like the sunshine in the Akatsuki. *finds out that Tobi is the main villain of the series* WHY KISHIMOTO??

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Nobody knows TT_TT Nobody knows... *reads Chapter 599* NOOO HE'S OBITO AOWIEJOSJF!!

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Lol I think he's more towards ugly...

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Haku for sure... Lol those first few episodes of Naruto fooled everyone. *watches Rock Lee and his Ninja Pals* WHY NEJI WHY?? *watches a few more episodes* NOT YOU TOO KABUTO!!

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Awesome. :P

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Um I dunno I like all OOC's...

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Well duh!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? They're taking over my life, so yeah.

27. Do you like lemons? Hmmmm... yes... DON'T JUDGE MEH!!!!

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Yeah, a bit.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Yep! Both of them! Ninjabridge's being the best!

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Yes!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? My brother I guess?

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yep I suppose lol...

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' Nope never happened before. :/

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Sssshhh... maybe...

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Nope, I was broke to begin with... haha

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Oh yeah, who doesn't?!

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Nope the leader of the Akatsuki is none other than the sexiness that is Pein! Hehe.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. Lol I have a few but they're not that great, I drew only 4 or 5 that I'm actually proud of.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? If you go for that kind of thing...

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Actually I do, but it's my good friend RyouYami that created it for me.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Naruto is most definitely my life now. I can't imagine life without it anymore.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (The bold ones apply to me.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. (aside from Jashinism)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist


If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile


If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile


If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile


The Naruto alphabet! :D Just for fun

A - Akatsuki, the bad-ass criminals of Naruto

B - Byakugan, the Hyuuga kekkai genkai

C - Chakra, where would we be without it?

D - Deidara, the amazing pyromaniac obsessed with explosions

E - Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, when regular Mangekyou Sharingan just doesn't cut it

F - Fireball no Jutsu, when you've got an angry Uchiha on your hands

G - Gai, the sensei obsessed with youth

H - Hidan, everyone's favorite religious masochist

I - Itachi, one bad Uchiha

J - Jashin, when Kami isn't good enough

K - Kisame, the shark swordsman with a sense of humor

L - Lee, the loyal, bushy browed athletic freak

M - Madara, the one with the power of a god

N - Neji, the one who believes in destiny

O - Orochimaru, snake and man combined into one

P - Pein, the overly pierced leader of the Akatsuki

Q - Quicksand in the style of a waterfall, Gaara's got you beat

R - Rinnegan, Pein's ultimate weapon

S - Sasori, the red headed puppeteer

T - Tobi, the evil genius plotting to take over the world with his Moon's Eye plan

U - Uchiha, the clan of the Sharingan

V - Valley of the End, where many important fights have happened

W - Water style, when you've got some fire to deal with

X - Xtra limbs, Sakon and Ukon have got this covered.

Y - Yamato, the one with the scary face

Z - Zetsu, everyone's favorite bipolar plant


YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies. (Who doesn't?)
You love jeans. (Skinny Jeans FTW!X3)
Dogs are better than cats. (Psh no...)

It's hilarious when people get hurt. (*pushes brother down the stairs*XD)
You've played with/against boys on a team. (All the time man, all the time.)
Shopping is torture. (Eugh agreed.)
Sad movies suck (I love sad movies. D:)
You own/ed an X-Box. (Boo yeah!)
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (Frigging love Hotwheels.)
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (Nah not really.)
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (You know it!)
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (Still am.XD)
You watch sports on TV. (Most. Boring. Thing. Ever.)
Gory movies are cool. (Like duh.)
You go to your dad for advice. (Yup.)
You own like a trillion baseball caps. (I wish. D:)
You like going to high school football games. (No. Just, no.)
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. (Yu-Gi-Oh cards are way better. :P)
Baggy pants are cool to wear. (Yes, yes they are.)
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (Kind of weird?O.o Very weird.)
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours. (All of the above baby!)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (Some of my friends want to throw me into the looney bin.)
Sports are fun (Negative.)

Talk with food in your mouth. (I have some manners, geez.)
Sleep with your socks on at night. (Yep! I loves me some good socks!)

TOTAL: 16

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick. (Ew. Just ew.)
You love skirts. (Again, ew.)
Cats are better than dogs. (:P)
You love to shop. (NO. NO. NO.)
You wear eyeliner. (I don't mind it, but I hate any form of make-up.)
You wear the colour pink. (-_- Absolutely not.)
Go to your mom for advice (Nah.)
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours. (Nope I'm not a big fan of those colors.)
You hate wearing the colour black. (Why would you even say that? D:)
You like hanging out at the shopping centre. (Again. No.)
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures (HATE IT.)
You like wearing jewelery. (Not at all.)
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies. (NO NO NO NO. NO.)
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (Why would you suggest that? Everybody loves Star Wars!)
You were in gymnastics/dance. ("Were" being the key word.)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up. (*sighs* That's a ridiculous amount of time to do any of those things.)
You smile a lot more than you should. (Yep. *sighs again.*)
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (O.o Why? Just why?)
You care about what you look like. (No not really.)
You like wearing dresses when you can. (Ew.)
You like wearing body perfume. (Double ew.)
You love the movies. (Duh! I love the movies.)
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (Nope, it was all trading cards for me man!)

Like being the star of every thing. (I'm satisfied with staying in the background. X3)
TOTAL: 4

So apparently I'm more like a guy than a girl O.o That's depressing


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The Little One by sakiko of soleana reviews
Hoping to find a new relic, the Autobot's find something that they never, EVER would have expected. Cute? Tiny? Love-able? Yeah right! There is no way the Autobot's could find the treacherous Starscream, former SIC of the Decepticons could be any of those things, even if he was a helpless and hungry sparkling... Right? Sparkling-Starscream fic. R&R
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 83,771 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 7/23/2019 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Starscream
Subject 13's Butler by MercyAntebellum reviews
Ciel takes the leap into Oblivion, only to wake into a strange white-washed world of beeping machines and white-coated doctors. The only thing that seems real is Sebastian, who steals him away from the hellhole laboratory to save him from the sick sake of science. Rated M for dark themes.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 72 - Words: 376,258 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 5/24/2019 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Dominoes and Dynamite by OperationBlackSheep reviews
When Tony's solo attempt to catch Loki goes awry, he finds himself struggling to counteract the god's plans and unravel his secrets. Loki is vaguely amused by these attempts. Rated T for language, might become M. Will become slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 198,501 - Reviews: 1855 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 1,558 - Updated: 4/24/2019 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Transformers: All for One Flash Fictions by SingingFlames reviews
Flash Fan Fictions set in my All for One series. These ficlets mainly focus on the Command Trine (Starscream, Thundercracker, Skywarp), but other characters may pop up. No pairings. No OCs. Each ficlet is a stand alone story. I'll raise the rating if need be. UPDATED 3/12/19!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 22,920 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/12/2019 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Skywarp, Starscream, Thundercracker
When Given the Chance by purpledragon6 reviews
What happens when four reapers are given the task of taking care of a two month old child? Well anything could happen really. Rated T for swearing, over-protective and overly exhausted reapers, and an AU version of Jack The Ripper
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,053 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/18/2019 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Grell S., Undertaker, William S., Ronald K.
As White as Blood by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Sasori of the Red Sand didn't turn into the mass murdering member of the infamous criminal organisation known as the Akatsuki overnight. It took a lot of time and a lot of living. The entire life of Sasori of the Red Sand. Eventual SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 256,988 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/26/2018 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Night at the Museum: A New Kind of Enemy by AnimeAmie reviews
Our favorite wax heroes wake up again to find that they have been relocated to a new museum! Octavius, Jed, Ahkmenrah, and Lancelot struggle to coexist with the strange museum as well as deal with a new night guard. Follows a year or so after the final movie (NatM Secret of the Tomb). Pairings include; Oct/Jed, Lancelot/Ahk. Rating is subject to change.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,945 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/17/2018 - Published: 12/31/2014 - [Ahkmenrah, Sir Lancelot] [Jededaiah S., Octavius G.]
Temporal by Skull Bearer reviews
The plans are laid. The pieces are set. Fistandantilus is preparing to disrupt the balance utterly, and Raistlin and Dalamar are the only ones able to stop him. When failure is not an option, at what price victory? Eleventh in I&E, set during Legends
Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 88,439 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/6/2018 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Dalamar, Raistlin - Complete
Fragments by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Fragmented glimpses into fragmented lives. A collection of ficlets, short stories, and one-shots. -Updated! "It's not much fun, is it? Being stuffed inside these blasted boxes all of the time." SebaCiel.-
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 69,014 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/18/2018 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Redemption from Sin by GhostXavier reviews
[ Fragments of Chaldea Supplement II ] After several millennia, Gilgamesh is once more present in the fertile lands of ancient Babylonia. As he endeavors to purge his kingdom from the perils wrought by Solomon's hand, he unknowingly walks upon a new epic to accept a difficult truth.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 168,000 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 8/24/2017 - Published: 6/26/2017 - Gilgamesh, Enkidu, Ishtar, Ritsuka F. - Complete
Taking Over by Crooked reviews
Armada. After Megatron uses Starscream as an experiment, the seeker escapes to Earth and makes a deal with Optimus. Soon Starscream realizes that his new body is empowering and killing him at the same time, even as he attempts to find a cure. [Rated for later chapters]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 134,224 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/11/2017 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Starscream, Jetfire - Complete
Discovering Fanfiction by sudoku reviews
Just as the title says, the team discovers there are a lot of fanfictions dedicated to them. How would they react? The new chapter in which The Avengers Tower is just like a circus for superheroes.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,612 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 5/22/2017 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor
A Cruel Hand Dealt by DragonofFernweh reviews
Deidara doesn't live the life of a saint. He knows how cold the world can be, how malicious a person can become, and he's suffering firsthand a heinous act from two people meant to be his allies. How does Deidara win a game dealt so strongly against him? With anger, determination, and perhaps someone with a little more experience.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,210 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/16/2017 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Aaaaaand Cut! by RedSinistaur07X reviews
Just a few blooper ideas from Transformers Prime I came up with...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,600 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Bumblebee, Starscream
Ambivalence by Ashley Rabbit reviews
Tony had built his suit to protect himself and others. He should not have been caught again. He also shouldn't have to depend on a certain green eyed individual, who happens to be his cellmate, for survival. Tony and Loki whump. No Slash. Rating for scenes of torture.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 196,344 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 10/19/2016 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Careful What You Wish For by nek0manc3r reviews
Licht bickers with Hyde as usual, but learns that sometimes the things you say have consequences. One-shot, Lawlicht (Lawless x Licht), swearing, mentions of blood-drinking, fluff, a little angst, Hyde being a cute hedgehog, Licht being kind of a jerk, but they make up, true loves kiss, whatever else. T to be safe
Servamp/サーヴァンプ - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/21/2016 - Licht Todoroki, Lawless/Hyde
Shorts and Sweets by Dlvvanzor reviews
Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 267 - Words: 90,233 - Reviews: 5648 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 7/23/2009
Of New Beginnings by sketched-daydreams reviews
Nagisa could've been the God of Death, but as he looks through the classroom the answer is clear.
Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 205 - Published: 4/4/2016 - Karma A., Kayano K., Nagisa S., Koro-sensei - Complete
Game Over by Kaze Kimizu reviews
What happens when Matt gets kidnapped? Will Mello rescue him in time? And what will happen...after?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,836 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 4/4/2016 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Matt, Mello
Helpless: What Happens Next? by MissCHSparkles reviews
Ironhide has managed to take Starscream, the victim of rape, back to the Autobot base but what happens now? Can he actually help the Seeker recover from his ordeal and move on? Is it possible for Starscream to deal with his demons, both old and new and possibly become an Autobot? Read on to find out, sequel to Prowlsgirl's brilliant Helpless.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,266 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 2/10/2016 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Ironhide, Starscream
Hindsight by GemNika reviews
Laxus never thought his night would end this way, but in hindsight... He should have seen it coming. (Rated M for a reason) [Complete]
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,408 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/4/2016 - Published: 9/3/2015 - [Laxus D., Freed J.] Bickslow - Complete
Naruto, Akatsuki Yaoi pairings by Usagi Lemons reviews
Different pairings each chapter. Involving anyone in the Naruto series, the chapters do not connected, it's rated R for a reason be warned. I take n requests for pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,265 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/4/2016 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Akatsuki
Captured by Pitch by Fantasygurl23 reviews
Based on the Rise of the Guardians movie. Jack Frost is captured by Pitch, and he finds that Pitch is more sadistic than he ever imagined. Will the Guardians be able to save him in time? Or will he become Pitch's newest fearling...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,117 - Reviews: 2124 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 1/2/2016 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch
Folie à deux by Sychronergy reviews
"Lawliet," Doctor Light Yagami said firmly, "There is no Mu. There is no Death Note. You're in a hospital – a mental hospital." AU/Alternative Ending.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,733 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/5/2015 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Light Y., L - Complete
Breaking Free by MissCHSparkles reviews
After being abused once too often by Megatron, Starscream suffers a breakdown, right outside the Autobot base. Can his old friend Skyfire and the Autobots help him to mend or will he remain broken. Warning. Contains slash, violence and rape.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 107,394 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 11/2/2015 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Starscream, Skyfire/Jetfire - Complete
Iwagakure's Unexpected by TransientBANG reviews
A murder drove Deidara over the line and he broke away from his village in a flight of rage. Now blazing under the guise of anti-nationalism, he seeks to create true ART and to find a place where freedom really does come without a cost... or illusion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 128,892 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Odds Are by RNandSniper reviews
After wrapping up a mission in Monaco, Solo entertains his vices, which does not go unnoticed or unpunished.
Man From U.N.C.L.E. - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,835 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/25/2015 - Published: 9/20/2015 - Complete
What's In A Name by LaylaBinx reviews
Five times Illya and Napoleon used various nicknames for each other and one time they didn't. So much bromance, guys. Rated for a bit of language.
Man From U.N.C.L.E. - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,175 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/18/2015 - Illya K., Napoleon S., Gaby T. - Complete
Iron Will by RNandSniper reviews
Up in the Canadian North, the team becomes stranded with limited supplies. Gaby's freezing, Solo's unconscious, and Illya's on the defensive because their enemies are still looking for them.
Man From U.N.C.L.E. - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,388 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 9/7/2015 - Illya K., Napoleon S., Gaby T. - Complete
Blood and Iron by Mrs. HopeEstheim reviews
In which babysitting one little girl entails much more than anyone had bargained for. GaLe, slight NaLu, maybe mentions of Gruvia. COMPLETE.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,497 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 9/6/2015 - Published: 9/2/2012 - [Gajeel R., Levy M.] [Natsu D., Lucy H.] - Complete
Hit Like You Mean It by LaylaBinx reviews
Napoleon comes up with a (sort of) solution for Illya's anger management issues. Illya is starting to think his partner just likes being punched. Rated for language!
Man From U.N.C.L.E. - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,408 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/26/2015 - Illya K., Napoleon S., Gaby T. - Complete
Not the Russian Way by TakesTwoToTango reviews
Several months after Istanbul, the trio's current mission has come to a stand-still. Solo and Gaby have begun entertaining themselves with a competition of seduction. Their newest target? A recalcitrant Russian named Illya. Napoleon isn't sure he'll survive this game, but the promise of success is delicious enough to risk it.
Man From U.N.C.L.E. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 102 - Published: 8/25/2015 - [Napoleon S., Illya K.] Gaby T.
Too Sexy For My Shirt by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
Lovestories aren't written. They just happen because there's ground to let them happen. Or maybe because some changes are possible... Matt, homophobic, Mello, gay, and the ground's giving in under their feet...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 78 - Words: 203,998 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Avengers and Social Networking by GasperoTheDespero reviews
What if the Avengers all had various social networking accounts? The results are in...it's going to be a disaster. Chapter 26: DeviantArt Part 2
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,230 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
He Can't Be Dead by AngelShep reviews
Spoilers for Iron Man 3. This is how the Avengers reacted to what happened during Iron Man 3, as they one by one discovered Tony was presumed dead.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 6/18/2015 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Fragile Is Trust by AngelShep reviews
Tony doesn't trust easily but he trusts the Avengers. But that single mission manages to shatter everything and now the team has to pick up the pieces, but there's a long way to go. Add SHIELD and a new enemy, and it only gets harder. Team-fic, Pepperony, some hurt!Tony, big Tony-whump in later chapters! Enjoy!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,255 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 6/18/2015 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Bestseller by River Laren reviews
Because of money problems, the Akatsuki are entering a writing contest designed to find the next bestseller. The characters must be based in reality, and the choices of Itachi and Konan as the protagonists of the romance will have far reaching consequences no one foresaw. CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,919 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Itachi U., Konan, Akatsuki
I Dare You by AngeliChemicals reviews
Natsu X Gray - Set after the first round of the Daimatou Enbu. When a shady character is willing to do all he can to make Gray suffer for what he did...Natsu will defend Gray no matter what. Rated "M" for reasons inside.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,598 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 1/1/2013 - [Gray F., Natsu D.] - Complete
Keep Awake by Good Luck Mode reviews
"It's been three days, un. Three days since the world went to hell." Deidara and the rest of the Akatsuki are some of the few survivors of a world wide zombie apocolypse. M for gore, violence and Hidan's language. Light Shonen Ai only.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,320 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Akatsuki
You'll Fade by AngeliChemicals reviews
Natsu X Gray - Team Natsu takes up a mission to clear out the dark assassin's guild, Tenebris. Known for torturing their victims for their leader's enjoyment. Her desire is the ice mage and she'll do anything to make him hers, but standing between the predator and her prey is a dragon. Rated "M" for reasons inside.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 120,297 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/19/2015 - Published: 9/10/2013 - [Gray F., Natsu D.] - Complete
No Longer Mine by EvoFTG reviews
Megatron has always thought that he knows his Second, especially when he gained himself the ability to filter Starscream's CPU. However, when Starscream is captured by the Autobots, he is forced to reflect the true nature of their relationships...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 231,447 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/6/2015 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Sands of Time by LordYsHarker reviews
Three months after beating Kahmunrah, the exhibits discover that Jedediah has been keeping a pretty big secret. Once they find out how much trouble he's in, Larry has to go back to the Smithsonian, and once there he's reminded of the dangers of assuming anything when it comes to Ahkmenrah's tablet.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,254 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/12/2015 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Larry D., Jededaiah S.
That Can Be Arranged by TheJediAshCash reviews
Following the events of Battle of the Smithsonian, Octavius can't help but notice something is off with Jedediah. Can he find a way to help the cowboy through what's troubling him? One-shot.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Octavius G., Jededaiah S. - Complete
Inertia Creeps by Cennis reviews
If everyone but you believes you're mad, who is wrong? Ciel Phantomhive, patient D18, is not mad. Sebastian Michaelis, new orderly at St. Victoria's Asylum, agrees.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 252,256 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Final Round-Up by Crazy Diamonds reviews
"How could it have taken me this long to realize I love you?"
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/21/2014 - [Octavius G., Jededaiah S.] - Complete
Insignificant by retired-fangirl reviews
When he finds himself, fully human, returned to Domino, Japan after a year of non existence, the crash from infamy does not sit well with the spirit of the Millennium Ring. *Trigger Warning* Rated for: language, eating disorders and self harm.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,711 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Yami Bakura, Yami Yūgi
Provocation by Sailor-Nova343 reviews
Deidara goes to a boarding school where he meets Sasori, a flirtatious redhead with bedroom eyes and a talent for teasing. Sasori is crazy about Deidara, who hates his guts. Will either of their feelings change? Prequel to I Love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,652 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
Emperor of Rome by Mythicalnightguard reviews
When a new eddition is added to the Roman Empire display, a ragging power struggle takes off as one emperor, Nero, tries to take power away from Octavius. While Nero destroys Rome, Octavius finds himself exiled. While he's gone, war is wagged upon the cowboys, and now Jedediah faces certain death at the Coliseum. Can Octavius save him, and save Rome from flames? No slash. Enjoy!
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 26,197 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Octavius G., Jededaiah S. - Complete
Methods of Entertainment by Dreamy Duskywing reviews
Ciel is a demon now, still contracted to Sebastian and quickly growing bored of Hell. To top everything off, Sebastian is clearly unhappy with their current predicament. What will it take to make their new life together bearable? - yaoi, post Season 2, based purely on the anime-
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 95,694 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Adamantine by Miss Mungoe reviews
The dark clings to his veins like smoke, cracking like glass under her touch, scorching like the Sun. He has already broken her once. – Gajeel/Levy, Grand Magic Games AU.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 100,136 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 4/5/2012 - [Gajeel R., Levy M.] - Complete
Floor Appreciation by DarkestSight reviews
Tony tries to appreciate the floor while Bruce tries to deal with the force that is Tony Stark.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 92 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Avengers TextMessages by HeartsWatson reviews
Funny texts/chats between the Avengers, and of course, Loki. FROSTIRON & CLINTASHA
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 12,967 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
62 Things the Avengers are Not Allowed to Do by AchievingKitKat reviews
Coulson starts to write up rules as to the things that the Avengers are not allowed to do based on the daily happenings whilst on the Helicarrier. 62 of them in fact. T for swearing etc.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 25,915 - Reviews: 2039 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson
Comfort Conditioning by Baird Crevan reviews
Megatron takes the Decepticons down into a submarine, but also uses the small space to tame his wayward Air Commander. Megatron, Starscream, and Soundwave centered.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,853 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Starscream, Megatron
The Wall by esompthin reviews
Even though the cowboys and Romans get along, there is still not peace withing their dioramas. Just a quick thing i did. Jedediah/Octavius
Night at the Museum - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
Bonds of Symmetry by Whale Obsessive reviews
Kid has to find a way to bond with Soul if he ever wants to be head shinigami. Will he do whatever it takes? Contains steamy yaoi KidxSoul pairing. RxR rated M for later chapters
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,028 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater
Miracle by Besseria reviews
Cybertron is revived and months into restoring the planet, Knockout; ex-Decepticon medic and the Autobot's only source of medical care, had hidden himself away in his quarters. The Autobots soon find out that he was trying to hide something. Some G1 characters, StarscreamxKnockout (Main Pairing) later WheeljackxArcee and much later SoundwavexBumblebee.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 91,073 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Knock Out, Starscream, Arcee, Wheeljack - Complete
Totally Cool - A Soul Eater Fanfiction by everytimewefall reviews
Students at the DWMA have lots of things to deal with: homework, witches, and saving the world! But they are still teenagers, and every teenager always has the same problem - dealing with love. For one student, Soul Evans, things are more confusing...will he realize his true feelings? What will everyone make of his crush on the reaper boy? (Rated M for a reason! KidxSoul yaoi!)
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,848 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater - Complete
Tobi Can Say Anything and it Always Sounds Wrong by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Tobi is the master of making anything and everything sound so awkward. Why not scribe it to be sure we don't miss out on anything? Sporadic updates. Crack; one-sided TobiDeidara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Obito U., Deidara
Arc Tremors by MountainRose reviews
Tony has problems in the aftermath of the fight with the Chitauri, but his team is there and, hey, he's just been to space, give a guy some slack. The next morning they accept, but when he collapses weeks later, they're not going to let him brush it off again.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 129,470 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 1,237 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Non-pacific resistance by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. Tired of Megatron's maltreatment, Starscream starts a hunger strike to claim his rights as Second in Command. The road to respect lies inside an energon cube.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,642 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Starscream
No More by Darkflares reviews
After being freed of Unicron's control, Megatron finds his thoughts clearer than they have been in millennia. So when given the chance to save a gravely injured Starscream, will the former Decepticon leader take it? Prime-verse, post-Predacons Rising.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Predaking The Cat by applepie3399 reviews
(Human AU) Starscream has to take care of Project Predaking while his boss Megatron is away. Cat Predaking doesn't like Starscream's rude remarks and is constantly irritating his new owner with non-stop meowing and other various sounds. Starscream has had enough of that and is taking Predaking to a vet named Knock Out. A KOxSS story. Enjoy!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,845 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 7/14/2013 - [Starscream, Knock Out] Breakdown, Predaking
Trump Card by Hovinarri reviews
A world where a person's fate is written on their skin using the deck of cards. Sasori is an Ace of Clubs; an artistic person bound to succeed in anything he does. However, one day he meets a mysterious blonde who may stray him from all this. SasoDei AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,859 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 12/4/2011 - [Sasori, Deidara]
Dance Fighting by Wild Rhov reviews
It started with a competition of dirty dancing, but this "fight" between Natsu and Gray is quickly escalating out of control. It's a sensual tango between fire and ice. Contains dancing so hot it should be illegal, pillow fights that lead to naughty nights, closet kinks, and adorable perviness!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,835 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 3/12/2012 - [Natsu D., Gray F.] - Complete
Redeem the Stars by megadoomingir reviews
Starscream was left at the mercy of the Predacons. This time there was no escape. Will he allow death to consume him or will he accept another chance? One he is certain will be the last if he cannot fix his ways and help shape the world he will soon live in. SET AFTER TRANSFORMERS: PRIME MOVIE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 50 - Words: 101,765 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Optimus Prime, Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Robin and Tutor by TheAntitype-ZEPHYR reviews
Ciel is ready to die; after all, nothing is left for him in this world. But Sebastian doesn't agree to his young master's sentiment. Now that he's free of his contract, he's ready to have fun...and that fun includes Ciel, whether he likes it or not...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,367 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Accidentally Human by applepie3399 reviews
TFP Verse: Decepticons and Autobots pick up a signal from a Cybertronian ship crashed on Earth vorns ago. The Cons are up for a surprise though, being in the wrong place, at the wrong time. Primus knows how they're gonna deal with the changes. Eventual KOxSS, Humanized. Enjoy!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,824 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - [Starscream, Knock Out] Breakdown, Megatron
Entangled States by Tenebrielle reviews
An accident causes Bruce Banner and Tony Stark to switch bodies, leaving them to struggle with the other's "terrible privilege" until they can find a way to reverse the change. But the stakes might be higher than either Bruce or Tony realizes… Science Bros friendship, with a liberal dose of Clint. Now complete.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,919 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Just a Rose on a Star by Road of Ruin reviews
It wouldn't be the first time Tony Stark had flirted with death. But no matter what the others said, reading stories to the quarantined God of Mischief was definitely one of his better ideas. FrostIron
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 58,195 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
That Ass by kadabrafreak890 reviews
Steve likes Tony. Tony likes Steve. All the other Avengers know that they have feelings for each other. When will they realize it? MxM. Superhusbands/Stony. Multi-chapter fic.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,469 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Itachis Diary of Doom by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Itachi takes the time to reflect in the 'privacy' of his diary. After all, living in the Akatsuki base with a bunch of hyper active, bored criminals has got to be funny enough to write down for future reference. Due to complaints, I am obliged to warn people not to read later chapters during class.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 71,974 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Hear the Noise by iwishforapinkpony reviews
When Noiz is not playing Rhyme or hacking into networks, he has a hobby he doesn't like to share with others. After a few random appearances at Heibon, Aoba takes it upon himself to find out just what Noiz is doing.
DRAMAtical Murder/ドラマティカル マーダー - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Aoba, Noiz - Complete
Haunting Me by applepie3399 reviews
Story is set after Predacons Rising and assumes that Starscream died. He fails to enter the Well for some reason and is stuck as a lost spark - a ghost. Unfortunately, he can neither avenge his death, nor entertain himself in any way possible since he can't touch anything and nobody can see him. Except one. Future KOxSS Rating will go up.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 10/8/2013 - [Starscream, Knock Out]
Sauna Mischief by Yaoi Scribe reviews
Freed finally caves to Bixlow about going to a Sauna with the other male members of Fairy Tail. Natsu decides on pulling some mischief with unforeseen results. *Yaoi Warning* Laxus x Freed
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,684 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 71 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Freed J., Laxus D. - Complete
Gender Confusion by phoenixyfriend reviews
Deidara doesn't get angry when people mistake his gender. He actually finds it hilarious. So catching wind of gossiping Akatsuki members doesn't lead to explosions galore. It just leads to copious amounts of trolling of his comrades. Sasori is not amused. Fem!Dei, but not. Sort of. No one's really all that sure, at this point. And then things go down.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 162,029 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Never Again by Livin4Jesus reviews
He had promised himself that once his weapons were destroyed, he would never return to Afghanistan. He should have known not to accept a mission that would take him back there. He should have known it would only end badly. But above all else, he should have known better than to take his best friend with him. Tony!whump. Clint!whump. No slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,228 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Dangerous Drugs by Wild Rhov reviews
Natsu gets ambushed, drugged, and beaten badly. When Gray finally rescues him, the dragon slayer is writhing in pain and in need of "release." Gray struggles between helping Natsu purely as a friend and the guilt that this horrific incident is bringing up more than a bond between teammates. Warning: very dark!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,335 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - [Gray F., Natsu D.] - Complete
Falling Star by yamiishot reviews
Megatron has pushed Starscream too far this time, and the Seeker is missing. What happened? Visit my DA page about this story through my profile to find the link to the prequel by Athello. Genre/rating may change in future, be warned.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,680 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Optimus Prime, Starscream
This is it, the Apocalypse by InfluentialPineapple reviews
Following the events in Manhattan, the Avengers are all dealing with their own unique, internal struggles and Tony finds himself playing therapist. Consumed with their own demons, they fail to see that Tony may just be the one who needs the most help. Come to find out, the apocalypse isn't necessarily a bad thing. Rated for language, violence and alcoholism. Complete!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,218 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B., Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Cops and Robbers Don't Mix by S.A.N.e-but-inS.A.N.e reviews
When Nick is severely injured, Monroe not only has to take care of the injured Grimm, but must also figure out if this attack was Grimm related or Cop related. Not slash. Just friendship.
Grimm - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,758 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Nick B., Monroe - Complete
Akatsuki's Female Copies by BadGirlxD reviews
Pein finds out that before Orochimaru left he took DNA examples from each member. So he sends Zetsu to investigate. The Spy comes back with some interesting news... Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Akatsuki
Taken by BloodFromTheThorn reviews
Tony had thought he was part of a team; maybe he was wrong. But he's going to need their help to get out of this one. No Slash, post movie. Tony!whump. Warning for swears. Borderline M rating.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,972 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Dear Bocchan by PeanutButterSpots reviews
Sebastian writes letters to his beloved Young Master during the brief moments when they are apart. Crack.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 14,125 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
Clay and Puppets by Emerald707 reviews
In which, all is not over for Sasori. Between his fellow Akatsuki, the menacing Hirohito, and his new and troublesome partner, he may even find a beginning. SasoDei, Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 194,842 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Underrate Risks by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
"You asked what would happen in war against him?" Fury asked, leaning back with a frown before narrowing his eye on Steve, "Stark has contacts, money, brains, people working for him, and is as impossible to get rid of as a wart-" He sighed, a slight twitch of the lips showing a grim smile. "Captain- if we were ever against Stark, there wouldn't be a fight- we'd be dead already."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,460 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 2,734 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Shades Of Grey by On Dark Wings reviews
Megatron's greatest failure was in the hands of the Autobots. Scorned and broken, Starscream vows to have his revenge while the Autobots begin to uncover a dark truth between the Decepticon Warlord and his Second-In-Command.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,905 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Arcee, Starscream
Heibon Daycare by Na1n reviews
Aoba works daily at the Heibon Daycare. This follows his usual work day, centered around the different children he deals with. Rated T for mild language.
DRAMAtical Murder/ドラマティカル マーダー - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,975 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Aoba, Koujaku, Noiz, Clear - Complete
Repercussions by Kanae Yuna reviews
"Tony really hated magic. Guns and skilled assassins, Tony could handle, but having his own teammates turned against him because they thought he was the enemy? He had to draw the line there." After a fight with the Enchantress, Tony is left badly injured, but no one knows what happened. The problem? He refuses to tell anyone the truth.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,545 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Sudden Thoughts by applepie3399 reviews
(To be a collection of TFP ficlets) New chapter - "Thirst" - Knock Out and Starscream interaction after 'Thirst'.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,502 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Starscream, Knock Out
Playing Card Games Is Just Like Making Love by ChaosRocket reviews
Marik is about to enter a new Duel Monsters tournament when Bakura comes back and changes everything. Post-canon, Thiefshipping. Co-written with Taemanaku aka Individually Packaged.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 116,844 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - [Marik I., Yami Bakura] - Complete
Proof Tony Stark Has A Heart by youwannabekate reviews
Tony Stark is a jerk. Period. The rest of the team thinks of him as a necessary annoyance, but when the Arc Reactor begins to fail, and some demons from his past come back to haunt him, the Team see how much they all truly care for him. Tony!Whump and Protective!Team. Rated T for some disturbing flashbacks and Tony's filthy potty mouth. Mentions Pepperony, Thane and Clintasha. R&R!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,450 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.] Captain America/Steve R., Hulk/Bruce B.
Halloween by youwannabekate reviews
When Clint does a little snooping in the Malibu mansion, he finds a box full of Tony's past. As they start to watch a few home movies about the Iron Man's childhood, they being to find things they never thought possible. Like, Tony's childhood hero, for instance. Two-shot, starts out humorous, then gets really angsty. Featuring Kid!Tony and Abusive!Howard. Rated T for child abuse.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Taste My Ice Cream by Wild Rhov reviews
Gray and Natsu sit together on an isolated beach. Gray keeps licking an ice cream cone...a rather melty and messy ice cream...which fires up the Dragon Slayer in a whole new way!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,530 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 186 - Published: 5/29/2013 - [Natsu D., Gray F.] Erza S., Lucy H. - Complete
Left Behind by ssaharadesert reviews
Tony has been stuck in his lab again so the team sends him to sleep while they go out to dinner. But what happens when a certain evil group takes advantage of the Avengers' absence? Slight Tony/Pepper, no slash.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,644 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Friendly Fight by Anybodys reviews
Men will be men, and that's exactly what Jedidiah and Octavius are. Except those instances when those fights turn into something else. Slash. T just in case.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Octavius G., Jededaiah S. - Complete
Insult to Injury by KatLokidottir reviews
Dark fic! Trigger warning for lots of torture, lots of angst and TonyWhump! So, the Avengers happened. But that's not the end, nor is it the last the world will see of everyone's favorite God of Mischief. When Loki escapes from Asgardian prison, he returns to Earth, intent on revenge on the Avengers. But when he kidnaps and tortures a certain genius, he may have to alter his plans.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,497 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Fleshling by iratepirate and Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. An accident with the Well of Transformation turns Starscream into a human. Will he be able to be the ultimate Decepticon weapon against the Autobots before losing himself to humanity?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 133,124 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Starscream
The Stray by Aeneisha reviews
Loki is a God of Mischief with a talent in shapeshifting, everyone knows that. When he escapes from Asgard and falls onto Midgard, he uses his powers to shapeshift into a cat in order to hide and cure himself. Last person he'd expect to save him is no other than Tony Stark himself.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,988 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Leverage by ElideStorms reviews
Being a genius and a billionaire left Tony Stark with a giant neon target sign on him for most of his life. But after joining the Avengers, the sign seemed to have become visible to the more villainous populous of the universe. So when he wakes up blindfolded and in pain, he isn't too surprised. When the villain calls him leverage, Tony laughs. A/N: Mainly excuse for Tony!Whump
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,126 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Secrets and Confessions by Lialane Graest reviews
Stein's hand rested lightly on Spirit's chest as he pushed the death scythe to the wall; he leaned against the other man, his mouth right beside Spirit's ear, whispering, "You're a fool, Senpai. Even Marie knew better than to trust me implicitly." "Give me a reason not to." Spirit replied seconds before Stein's wavelength tore through him. Stein/Spirit. Mature content- Yaoi.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,972 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Franken Stein, Spirit A./Death Scythe
Commemoration by Dean'sNerdyAngel reviews
After an accident, Tony loses an important part of his memory: The Avengers. The team wants to help him recover his memories, but Tony naturally refuses. Stony and teamfic.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,416 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
Transformers: All for One by SingingFlames reviews
Thundercracker and Skywarp try to figure out why their trine is being punished, and yet Starscream is strangely mute on the subject. No pairings. No OCs. Each chapter is a stand alone story. UPDATE - January 2019 I am currently working on the next chapter!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,467 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Skywarp, Starscream, Thundercracker
And I Rise in Agony by LadyGoddessofAnubis reviews
Sequel to 'I Fall to Fear'. Because the aftermath is almost worse; and now they are trying to recover. Tony/Loki
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,443 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Clipped by DarthMomo reviews
Arcee could never forgive Starscream for what he had done, but when both are trapped and their only option out is to help each other, they might just have to grin and bear it. Unbeknownst to either of them, this whole deal might last longer then just once. Rated M for Safety.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,819 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Arcee, Starscream
Dragon Script by Kopy.Kunoichi reviews
Gajeel and Levy discover secrets hidden a thousand years while on a mission together. Even more significant is what they discover about each other. Read and Review please! Disclaimer: I don't own Fairy Tail or any of its characters.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,624 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Levy M., Gajeel R. - Complete
A Flash of Gold by JackFrostRoxs reviews
Pitch the Nightmare King tries to get Jack Frost on his side filled with shadows. Will it work? But will Jack find out a new secret? Is Pitch really the monster? (Inspired by a quote/clip from the trailer Rise of the Guardians. The concept art in the book is really dark and twisted, and very creepy. I have a picture that helped w/the idea) Short Story (Sequel now up)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,992 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Sail by OneEightSix reviews
Tony Stark mysteriously disappeared 4 weeks back on a regular op taking place in a rainy Sunday afternoon and disappeared. Finally, after a desperate search, he was found. Tony had been subjected to heavy torture, but by who, and why? No one knows. He hardly spoke a word of it since. But Steve is determined to get to the bottom of this, to bring the old Tony back.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,337 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Standard Procedure by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Being an AI did not mean that one was without inependent thought, nor action. Jarvis was an independent being, albit a slightly protective one. "Hello SHIELD. This is Jarvis. If any of you threaten, hurt or attempt to hack Mr. Tony Stark, I will be forced to take steps for the removal of your existence. Have a good day." "
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 4,624 - Follows: 1,159 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Jarvis - Complete
Megatron's Mercy by Starcee138 reviews
Alone and critically injured in the middle of an arctic snowstorm, Starscream waits for death. Megatron finds him instead.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Semantically Correct by Miss Mungoe reviews
He does many things he refuses to name by their proper definitions. But then, words were never his thing, anyway. – Gajeel/Levy, denial isn't just a river in Egypt and all that; a collection of interconnected one-shots.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,781 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 4/25/2012 - [Gajeel R., Levy M.] Pantherlily
Shadow of the Past by FlamingGoldfish24 reviews
It started as a pleasant day of Team bonding and ended with a virus infecting the system and showing the team a part of Tony's past that he had kicked under the bed, hoping to never speak of again. This time the team's not going to let him suffer alone, no matter how stubborn he is. (Lots of Tony/Bruce friendship and Steve/Tony friendship) Tony-whump!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,745 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Fearsome by Aryndiel reviews
Wendy is scared of all sorts of things. Gajeel isn't afraid of anything. Right? Well, maybe that's not entirely true...
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Gajeel R., Wendy M. - Complete
Attack of the Minivengers by loki-dokey reviews
That awkward moment when Loki accidentally turns The Avengers and himself - but not Tony - into a four-year-old version of themselves, and is the only one of the children who is actually able to keep his adult brain. The others? …Not so much.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,891 - Reviews: 2250 - Favs: 1,692 - Follows: 1,765 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
A Hero's Savior by Chloe Winchester reviews
"Don't scream. Absolutely do not scream. I know it hurts, trust me, I know but do. Not. Scream." Tortured!Tony, ConcernedComforting!Steve. Superhusbands. WARNING: VERY STRONG CONTENT
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,254 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The DeathMetal Melody by Monster-Tamer reviews
Justin Law is sent to search for Giriko, but when he finds him, a rather harsh thing happens upon the chainsaw, and Justin is left with guilt and a desire to help this poor bastard. Better summary inside. May change rating. Dunno yet. Anime version, not manga version... Update: Story continues into a delightful after-care. Fluffy, awesome, and awkward. Just the way I like it.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,809 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Justin Law, Giriko - Complete
Exception to the Rule by iluvfairytail reviews
Laxus has always been a lady's man, but when he develops feelings for Freed, one of his closest friends, he doesn't know how to cope. Can he accept this unexpected change of heart before he loses Freed for good? (Shonen Ai/Yaoi - Rated M for language and suggestive adult content)
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Laxus D., Freed J. - Complete
Our Love Is Violence by Little Kuriboh reviews
Marik and Bakura go tomb raiding, and in the process their relationship - such as it is - is tested.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,560 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 84 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Yami Bakura, Marik I.
Unexpected by EvilNerd3030 reviews
(CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN!) When Tony is captured by a man named Afzal, it's for something as cliche as taking over the world. But things take an unexpected turn and the whole human race becomes at risk when an old(ish) enemy returns looking for revenge. And he brought his master along with him this time. Rated for language and some graphic scenes. Please read and review!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,708 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Truce by angelcakes19 reviews
After Megatron wrongfully punishes Starscream he realises how detrimental their disagreements are to the Decepticon cause. Will they ever be able to form a truce for the good of themselves and their faction?
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,763 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Starscream, Megatron
Dream Quarantine by SilverHeart09 reviews
The team wake up trapped in a dark cell filled with skeletons and chained to the wall. Realising that they've become trapped in a dream state, where there is no way out and they are being tortured with the memories of when they were most vulnerable and afraid, and with one of them deteriorating rapidly, the team has to work together to find a way to wake up before it's too late.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,596 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Which One Is Next To Go? by NinjasWillRuleTheWorld reviews
The Akatsuki have just moved into their new base. Strange things begin happening to them and they are left wondering 'which one is next to go' Rated T for a certain foul mouthed follower of Jashin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,865 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Ruins by SeascapeMural reviews
After having his mind scavenged for the truths of his intentions, Starscream must come to terms with the invasion. And who better to help than Doctor Knock Out?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Knock Out, Starscream - Complete
Zero The Hero by GlitterSonic reviews
SPOILERS. Loki had a back-up plan at the end of the movie...and step one was abducting Tony Stark. While the rest of the team scrambles to find their friend, Loki prepares a new chapter of chaos, and first, it requires breaking an already damaged man.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,696 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
Changing Destiny by Tanglepelt reviews
The Akatsuki want to know if their goals are achieved, so they perform a jutsu that will bring them someone who knows the future. Enter Aoi Coulter, an American teenager who knows everything about the organization -In the process of being reworked- Old readers, read the new version of this story, since this one is obsolete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 127,087 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki
The Weakest Link by BloodFromTheThorn reviews
He should have been more careful. He knew it. Bruce had told him. But it didn't change the fact that the great Tony Stark was in serious trouble. No slash, post-movie. Minor spoilers. Very slight Tony/Pepper. Clint/Nat. Warnings for swears.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,283 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
Until The Bitter End by Calming Aura reviews
After losing everything but his spark, Starscream is locked away on the Autobot base with his fate sealed. When he thought that things couldn't get worse... along came a teenager named Miko Nakadai.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,090 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Starscream, Miko N.
Search and Rescue by Not.Quite.Sane.In.The.Membrane reviews
When Tony Stark is taken, the remaining Avengers try to get him back. It's already been too long, will they get him back before it's too late? I know, lame summary. Rated for mentions of torture and potty mouths.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,328 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Touch Screen by LulaMadison reviews
A fill for this prompt on Norsekink: "Many touch screens rely on the user's having warm hands. Obviously as a frost giant this is a little difficult for Loki. Dun care how or why, I just want Loki throwing a tantrum because he can't use a phone or a self serve scanner at a supermarket or buy a ticket for a train or something."
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 103 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
All I Gave Was Everything by wolfbane17 reviews
Written for AvengersKink Prompt: In which Tony, when given the choice, will always choose the team over himself. Or, the one where Tony is offered a deal he simply can't refuse.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Behind the Iron Mask by Bellatrix-Lestrange527 reviews
It wasn't an accident that Tony was the one to divert the nuke. He had once said that there was always a way out...and this was his. Steve regrets what was said and comes to discover the truth behind Tony's self-destructive nature. Maybe they have something in common? Themes of suicide/depression/alcoholism
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,323 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Understanding by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
A normal day in the Avenger's mansion, excepting the fact that security has gotten somewhat...locked. Tony trapped in the basement unknowingly, while we're all up here, sitting on couches watching a movie that appeared out of literally nowhere- wait, why is Tony in a cave? When did this get on film?- Avengers minus Tony watch IRON MAN
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,709 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 3,355 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Black Depths by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge; Tony didn't hate Bangladesh, he just liked knowing every possibility, ever variable about everything, every risk he was taking. Going to Bangladesh? That wasn't calculated. Nor was what he was going to do if they found him again..."Are you ready to accept death, Tony Stark?" Raza hummed, "I'm ready to accept the vision of your corpse on the ground."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,741 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 161 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Menace by OperationBlackSheep reviews
In which Tony tries really, really hard not to wake Loki up, and an unforeseen obstacle completely derails that plan. Rated for swearing and fluff. Frostiron!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
At The Crack Of Thunder by Hexalys reviews
!ON HOLD! There's more to Jackson Darby than meets the eyes. Captured along with Agent Fowler during the events of Darkness Rising, Jack meets Starscream, causing him to have visions as he slowly unravels a forgotten past, leaving him with many unanswered questions. How is he seeing these impossible things? Who's Thundercracker? And what does any of it have to do with Starscream?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,369 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Starscream, Thundercracker, Jack D.
Bathing with Eradicons by JenKristo reviews
TFPrime verse. Starscream shows up unannounced in the eradicons' shower room looking for someone to bathe him after an accident. Steve x Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,921 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Starscream, Vehicons
Pushing the Boundries by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge; written with mythologyrox: Tony did not like many things, fire extinguishers, cats, Thor breaking his doorknobs, or Loki indents on his marble floor. What Tony couldn't STAND, was small dark spaces that pressed in on him, and the harsh sounds of other languages that sounded too familier for him to handle. Combine the two, and you have a lethal combination.TRIGGER WARNING
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,866 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 468 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Red Press by V.Evergreen reviews
In which Steve learns not to trust what the tabloids say. Especially when concerning one Tony Stark.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 212 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Intel Alone by kikaikitai reviews
Transformers Prime verse. Ratchet is ready to ignore another intel-for-medical-kit offer, but finally decides to answer it as at this point he sees no threat. Except Starscream doesn't have anything for him. And the amount of energon spilled beneath him is substantial.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Starscream, Ratchet - Complete
With Love, Steve by captainsassmerica reviews
One-Shot: (Stony) Steve writes a series of notes to Tony, reflecting on their relationship.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Texts From Tony by SilverHeart09 reviews
Texts from Tony Stark to Pepper Potts during the Avengers movie :) Now with replies! Enjoy!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
The loser by niallerslovelydance reviews
Popular and talented artist, Sasori makes a bet with his best friends Kisame and Hidan to make the new nerdy and girly boy-Deidara popular and break his heart in front everyone at the next school assembly. But slowly he begins falling in love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,910 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
Revelation by sick-atxxheart reviews
As Tony's trust in his team grows, he tells them one by one the truth about the most fragile part of himself - the arc reactor sitting in his chest. Teamfic.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,460 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 1,729 - Follows: 403 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Deja Vu by LiveloveLAUGH0506 reviews
The team find themselves in a bad situation, one that unfortunately is all too familiar for Tony. Now Tony must find a way to get his team out before history repeats itself.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,106 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Recovery by Keirou reviews
A familiar face is found unconscious in Death City after disappearing suddenly months ago. Where has he been? What's happened to him? Stein will find the answers to these questions, but does he really want to? Rated M for future dark content
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,298 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Spirit A./Death Scythe, Franken Stein
Surface by tweekthetwitch13 reviews
Years after Ciel Phantomhives death a boy appears in a modern setting, and he knows more than he should.. due to these occasional pesky nightmares.He believes them to be memories. His name is Ciel. Seb/Ciel spoilers for some Kuroshitsuji anime UPDATED
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,978 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
Right by Christy C reviews
A mother convinces her son he can't be gay because superheroes aren't gay. Tony and Steve convince her otherwise. Superhusbands. Stony. Oneshot. Drabble. Prompt fill.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Agnizing by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: "So…somebody read Tony's mind and wrote down what he was thinking of?" "God I hope not- I don't want to know what runs through his head." Avengers read the fanfic- Spectacular Ignorance.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 2,262 - Follows: 606 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Complete
Unbreak My Heart by Presto-Deleto reviews
It's irony, really. I've fallen for my biggest enemy. Light...no, Kira, as he's known to the world. OOC L and Light.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Light Y., L - Complete
Mechanical Madness by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Secretly, all of Tony's kitchen appliences are AI's, they're just a little scared of the other Avengers. But the moment Tony enters the room...'WHAT ARE YOU DOING'
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 2,561 - Follows: 618 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Spaces Between by Miss Becky reviews
A sudden accident leaves Tony unable to speak.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,355 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Of Science Bros and Anger Management by Musesofaninsomniac reviews
Nick Fury hates his life.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Nick F., Iron Man/Tony S.
Reassembled by the-cockroach-house reviews
The team find themselves stranded on an island. Things happen. Post-movie, no slash, Tony whump.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,376 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Nothing But the Truth by who smiles reviews
After a run in with some bad magic, Tony Stark is rendered unable to lie. Hilarity ensues.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S.
The Avenged by StarksViolet reviews
The story of the triumphant Avengers, in what may be their most important role yet, the protection of one of their own.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,424 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Ever Fallen in Love With Someone? by Emono reviews
Once Steve thought Howard Stark was the "living end". Now he's been thrown into a future where the only person he can trust completely is Howard's son, Tony. Tony's everything his father wasn't, maybe everything Steve needs. SLASH, Daddy issues, unresolved feelings, past Steve/Howard, Nat/Pep, rewrite Ironman 2 w/ Steve, pre-Avengers. Slow bloom love story, lemon. Ever Fallen Ver
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 143,991 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
This Immortal Coil by Lord Onisyr reviews
William searches for answers after a mysterious attack leaves Grell's life hanging by a thread, though he finds himself dealing with some long-buried emotions about his old friend.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 127,479 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - William S., Grell S. - Complete
Attack and Conquer by Killer-San reviews
The leaf is defeated and the Akatsuki are resurrected but in learning that the true leader is Madara, Deidara and others defect from the Akatsuki. Are our rebels doomed to be conquered, or will they meet a much different fate with our own Sakura Haruno?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,399 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Replacement by otherhawk reviews
Movie verse. What happens when injuries go beyond cuts and scrapes? How does the team move on?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,472 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Conversing by DimeStreet reviews
When Tony is alone and losing chess to Jarvis, he is interrupted by a thoroughly unexpected guest. Pre-friendship Tony/Loki, and could be seen as pre-slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,228 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Outsider by Robot Zombie reviews
•Always an outsider, Miko even finds herself staring into a house of secrets after being captured by Decepticons. Only this time, she's allowed unravel the walls•
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,454 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Miko N., Starscream
I Wish I Had Missed by Livin4Jesus reviews
He never missed. That was a fact, a fact that he took pride in. But for once in his life he wished that, just this once, he had missed. Because if he had missed then his best friend wouldn't be at death's door. No Slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,363 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Time Bomb by MRS.waitforit.STARK reviews
With the Alien invasion over and there literally being no place for the Avengers to stay, the Stark home in Malibu is prepared to house "Earth's Mightiest Hero's." The Avenger's attempt at team chemistry and talking about their feelings.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,298 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
Not This Way by LiveloveLAUGH0506 reviews
The irony of the situation was that a man who survived so much was taken down in the streets of New York. Possible tear jerker so you know, tissues.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,601 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Good Son by Zafona reviews
Start of the Stark Expo 2012, Tony is ready for anything as always, or he thinks he is. Bruce is backstage, Pepper is monitoring, and Steve is in the crowd, how could he be at all nervous? Enemies of Tony Stark be damned, no one had been able to hurt him at previous public shows. But when someone manages it, when Tony is terrified and crumbling, at least Steve's there for him. R&R
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,229 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Caged Bird Sings: Rewrite by UchiHime reviews
Light is in confinement; L goes to visit him, but what he wants is to more than just talk. A rewittten/edited version of my 2nd fic.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,520 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete
Submerge by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Answer to challenge. Tony Stark was many things, but one of his most rarest status, was that he was a victim of PTSD...Not that he'd let anyone know.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 353 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
And I used to think you were childish by Smla reviews
Sasori heard the explosions from the room where Deidara was fighting. From the pained cries that followed it seemed that his partner had managed to hurt his opponent rather badly. No surprise there. It was what happened next that took him by surprise.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,523 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Sasori, Deidara
Epiphany in Gold by Nilly's Issue reviews
It hits Tony like a freight train. He has a family.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 73 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
You Are Enough by angelcakes19 reviews
Optional sequel to Was She Worth It? and set a couple of years later. Knock Out tracks down a depressed Starscream and together they realise they don't have to be alone anymore. Knock Out/Starscream slash. Also includes M/SS and KO/BD. Two-shot. Warning- there will be Major Character Death in the second half.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Starscream, Knock Out
If Today Was Your Last Day by Heki564 reviews
What if you knew your death was coming? Would you stand up and change the world? Based off of If Today Was Your Last Day by Nickleback. Rating may change; just shonen-ai for now. First chapter redone!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,943 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
A Chemical Thing by Nilly's Issue reviews
Steve is an attractive guy. Tony and Natasha take notice. This is an ode to Steve's gorgeous body.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
SasoDei Alphabet! by crossmyheart1207 reviews
26 letters in the Alphabet, so 26 one-shots! I'm picking a word that starts with each letter and using it as a theme of sorts for a one shot. So, there will be plenty of fluff and, maybe a little more?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,326 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Tyrant's Heir by Takashidaimao reviews
Prime-verse. Starscream's not feeling well, so Megatron sends him to Knock Out to find out why. Megatron x Starscream, M-Preg, Slash, & a lot of fluff. Reviews are loved, even if I don't always reply. -Discontinued-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,246 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Megatron, Starscream
In the Company of Friends by DarkestSight reviews
Tony wakes up feeling like crap and finds himself longing for the times he lived alone and it was a lot easier to get a simple cup of coffee.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,204 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 2,599 - Follows: 483 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Switched by WetPaperTowel reviews
A freak accident during battle causes Tony Stark and Loki to swap bodies. The hero and villain are forced to spend time together to figure out how to switch back, which leads to awkward, hilarious, and disastrous situations. Will they figure it out in time, or will they kill each other in the process? Possible FrostIron fluff
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,695 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Trouble Sleeping by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
One of the downsides to being a genius with near-perfect recall and a vivid imagination is that it makes sleeping difficult. One night, woken from his nightmares, Tony wanders into the kitchen where he runs into Steve. Warnings: mentions of past torture.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Group Hug Project by Student of Dreams reviews
Tony has never had anyone to hug him before. He doesn't quite know how. Now that he has a family, this is something that needs to change.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 168 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Shutting Up The God Of Lies by Sarah Kennedy reviews
Tony and Bruce find something to silence Loki before he can talk his way out of SHIELD custody.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
happy little christmas by Edwards-Ebed reviews
After an attack, some things end up changing Tony's life forever.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
We Should Live Until We Die by Heart Torn Out reviews
Tony gets sick. Tony is dying. Tony doesn't tell a soul. Eventual Steve/Tony. Pepper/Bruce and Clint/Coulson. Um...major character death and triggers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,272 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 148 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Androphobia by Aloikey reviews
The fear of men. That's what Light is diagnosed with after he is raped by an unknown man. L tries his best to save Light, but does he even want to be saved? If Light isnt Kira, then who is? LxLight Mentions Rape, rating just in case. R&R
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - L, Light Y.
Bruce is a Troll by CitizenofCorvisMinor reviews
In which Bruce trolls the hell out of poor Steve, and Tony loves every minute of it. Written for a prompt on lj's avengerkink. Implied Bruce/Tony.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Eight Reasons Why Tony by Keep.Film.Alive reviews
Eight reasons why Tony Stark is forbidden from making drunk calls. Victims: Bruce, Clint, Natasha, Steve, Coulson, Fury, Pepper and Rhodey. The only text is the drunk message so don't expect much, just lulz.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Tony and his Robots by Heaven's Archer reviews
Tony had a reason behind each and every name, even if the people around him didn't get it.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 339 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis - Complete
Reverb by Nilly's Issue reviews
Steve is a pretty calm guy, except when people blatantly disobey his orders. People named Tony Stark.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 125 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
I Fall to Fear by LadyGoddessofAnubis reviews
It would figure that he'd pick now to have a flashback freak out; in the middle of a kidnapping with no one around but the God of Lies. Tony/Loki
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,828 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Hidden Depths by DarkestSight reviews
Steve talks about Stark and Stark with the only person around who knew both father and son.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Nick F. - Complete
Tony Stark: Fanboy and Screw Up by Ambereyedwolfchild reviews
Tony has been summoned to a press expo in Japan for the weekend and, while he's gone, the Avengers find a video of his 12th birthday. It's not as cute as they think it will be. Then Tony comes home early. Started funny then went angsty then fluffy… Steve/Tony, Stony, etc. Don't like, don't read.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 106 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
For Whom the Bell Tolls by Vintage Reign reviews
A headcanon turned mini ficlet as to what happens when that blasted emergency alarm goes off in Avengers Tower at some ungodly hour of night, and how each hero reacts.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Ten of You by shadowblade-tara reviews
After the battle, Banner corners Steve about his jibe at Stark. Short oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 218 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
In My Head by mikuloveitachi reviews
Akatsuki Crack-fic. Everyone has some sort of problem, habit, disease. Told from different POVs. Contains YAOI main pairing Sasodei. May change to M later
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,218 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
The Game by Warblerpuff reviews
Tony makes flirting with Steve into his own little game. Thor is confused. Just something I did for my newest OTP.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 71 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Sacrifice Play by Elerrina Star reviews
"Sir, your reactor can no longer sustain that level of power," JARVIS warned. "It will cause a crash." - The team is in trouble and the odds aren't great, so Tony plays the sacrificial ram. Again. Team centric. No slash.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,546 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Some Things Aren't Funny by Izzyaro reviews
Clint plays a prank on Tony, but his reaction isn't quite what he expected. Rated for flashbacks and mentions of torture.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,824 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 2,732 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Water by Nikoru-chan reviews
Tony left Afghanistan behind years ago. But did it leave him? N.B. non-graphic references to Tony's experiences at the hands of the Ten Rings
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 101 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Son of His Late Friend by Takada Saiko reviews
Steve returns to Stark Tower after the Avengers have gone their separate ways only to find his friend's son drinking away the nightmares. There is more to Tony Stark than he might have originally thought. Oneshot. R&R
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Midgardian Smut by LulaMadison reviews
Loki discovers slash fic on the internet. Naturally, he uses it to annoy Thor, Tony, and Steve. Pairings: Thor/Loki and Tony/Steve. Warnings: Naughty words & naughtier situations.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,581 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 224 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Hey, Pep by Shipperwolf reviews
It wasn't too late to tell her all of those important things. It wasn't too late, if she'd just pick up the damn phone. T/P, spoiler warning.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Bigger by Bombshell1701 reviews
MOVIEVERSE. Tony has a question about the super soldier. Rated M for adult themes- THIS IS NOT SLASH, so relax! Post-Avengers movie. Please R&R.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Come and See Me Again by Lady Talla-doe reviews
When life threw Loki at him, landing them both in Medical for an extended time, Stark was sorely tempted to take those metaphorical lemons, and shove them down Life's throat. As this is not an option, they'll just have to get along.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,144 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Caged by Novelrogue reviews
Starscream has been captured by Megatron; perhaps for the final time. Steve doesn't know what to do for his commander; when he witnesses the Seeker's punishment, will the drone be able to revive him? SS/ST
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,125 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Starscream, Megatron
Nesting Habits by Miss Mungoe reviews
Lily calls him a compulsive hoarder. And so what if he is? – Gajeel/Levy, Pantherlily.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 192 - Published: 4/17/2012 - [Gajeel R., Levy M.] Pantherlily - Complete
Why the Akatsuki Should Never Ever Teach Sex Ed by SilverLullabies93 reviews
Crack!Fic. When the Akatsuki decide that Team 7 needs to learn about sex, chaos is bound to follow.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
Revenge is Sweet by Blue-Eyed-Hime26 reviews
Deidara's heartbroken when he thinks that Sasori's love is only skin deep,but how much does the blonde really know about his boyfrien?Teen drama turns into a drug scandal and lovers limits are tested.Based on a true story,heartbreak warning!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,616 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
A Devious Compromise by Ailea Creed reviews
Takes place at the end of Season 2. When Ciel is at his wits end and can't stand to see Sebastian stare at him so emptily, how far will he be willing to go to get his old butler back? And how will Sebastian pull his own strings? SebxCiel yaoi R&R please!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,043 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Heart to Heart by Miss Mungoe reviews
Or 'guy talk', if you will. Gajeel and Natsu have a chat about feelings. No, really. – Gajeel/Levy and Natsu/Lucy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 246 - Published: 3/21/2012 - [Gajeel R., Levy M.] [Natsu D., Lucy H.] - Complete
Five Times Octavius And Jedediah Kissed by MidnightSakuraBlossom and SYD reviews
...Which led to rather interesting romance encounters whether they wanted to admit that or not. Featuring Larry as a bit of a matchmaker. ;My first NATM fic!
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,237 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Octavius G., Jededaiah S. - Complete
Looseleaf by Atreyl reviews
Of allergies, misplaced Valentine's cards, and bubble baths. Memories Matt and Mello hold dear, all written on various pieces of looseleaf paper.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 176 - Words: 47,549 - Reviews: 1620 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Matt, Mello
To The Team by Victoria LeRoux reviews
The team comes together after a mission gone wrong. Major fluff alert. Movieverse, team centric.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 116 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Clue by tsuki-san16 reviews
When what starts as a straightforward mission suddenly turns deadly, it's up to the Shibusen group to figure out what the hell is going on. If Kid and Soul manage to get together in the process, well, that's just a bonus. Kid/Soul
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,482 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater
Zetsu Learns Table Manners by Good boy-chan reviews
Pein-sama is not pleased with the way that Zetsu eats, so he employs Itachi to teach table manners to Zetsu...with limited results. Rated T for swearing like all of my stories .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Zetsu, Akatsuki - Complete
Oh, Hell by Kitty Gets Loose reviews
Sebastian and Ciel have tolerated each other for 100 years as demons, but the reappearance of Claude and Alois is a catalyst for change between them. A yaoi dark-ish comedy of sorts set a century after the end of the Season 2 anime.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,969 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - [Sebastian M., Ciel P.] - Complete
The God Of Accidentally Breaking Stuff by LulaMadison reviews
Written for this prompt on Norsekink: "So many prompts and fills seem to have Thor being the one confused with the way things work on Midgard. I'd like to see some Loki being confused by Midgardian things."
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 113 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Art of Needing by Thinkette reviews
He would whisper it like a mantra. So alive, so human and so much a freak. He whispered it in disgust, in depression, in desperation, in adoration, in hatred, and in attempts to convince himself that he was a monster. No one should love him. No one.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Never Far From You by AkastukiDragon reviews
Deidara has just lost Sasori and all most lost his life, But is saved by Tobi and now Tobi looks after him while he gets better...though Deidara's physical injuries aren't the only thing he is help healing.rated M for later chapter's.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,192 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Deidara, Madara U.
Dancing With the Devil by RukiaKiryu reviews
Forced to fight in a war between Heaven and Hell Sebastian is abandoned and captured by a legion of angels. But Ciel is not about to be cheated from his covenant with his butler, not even by the Devil himself. Yaoi! CielxSebby pairing. Just read it...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,896 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Why by The-Magical-Bookworm reviews
Sasori and Deidara's in a arguement about art, as usual. That is, until Sasori asks a question he'd never asked before, 'Why' Deidara's answer is most unexpected. One-shot!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Mittens by LulaMadison reviews
The Avengers haven't seen Loki for a while. When they eventually track him down they find out he has adopted a pet kitten and has been spending all of his time playing with it. Thor mistakenly thinks he is an uncle again…
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 337 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Death Row by tigrai reviews
It sucks being the only girl in the Akatsuki. Konan'd rather have 9 guys perving on her all the time, but noo, they don't even consider her a girl. In ten days, she'll prove to them she's a girl- no, a woman. This can't possibly backfire, can it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Konan, Akatsuki
Second Chance by SlightlyPsycho reviews
After Light died, he couldn't go to heaven or hell. Well, not if L has something to say about it. Light is reincarnated and is tested to see if he'll choose to become Kira again or if he'll choose L while unknowingly saving himself LXLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 147,440 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 2,221 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 10/16/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Blutbad, The Witch, and The Mineshaft by LaylaBinx reviews
Nick had not only been clawed open but poisoned as well and there was still a very pissed off, very hungry witch prowling around above their heads. Yep, that about summed it up. Shameless h/c! Possible Slash later on :D
Grimm - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,978 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Nick B., Monroe - Complete
Helpless by MissCHSparkles reviews
Written by Prowlsgirl. When Ironhide is captured, he is thrown in a cell along with Starscream who has gotten into trouble once again. But when Megatron takes his punishment too far, how will Ironhide react? Does he stand aside or does he try to help?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Ironhide, Starscream - Complete
Tobi's Fairy Tales by Shira Lansys reviews
Tobi decides that Deidara needs a bedtime story, despite the fact that it's not bedtime. And that Deidara doesn't want one. Rated for Hidan in some chapters. Enter this story to read How The Grinch Stole Christmas - Tobi's version! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,615 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Obito U., Akatsuki - Complete
Mania by Songstone reviews
A swear-happy young man with tourettes syndrome, a gorgeous blond with an eating disorder, and a hyper sexual Uchiha; collage life will be complicated enough for them as it is, but you haven't even met their love interests yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,401 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Growing Up by YaoiPhox reviews
An AU story with the Akatsuki from their childhood to adulthood. YAOI in late chapters. Pairings: KakuHida, SasoDei, KisaIta, and various popular pairings! Warnings: Shounen-Ai/Yaoi. Language/Hidan. 'Light' Sexual Themes/Hints?.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 147,406 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Seven Short Steps to a Typical Thanksgiving by obsidianLight16 reviews
Even these guys have a daily ritual to their holiday in giving thanks. Doesn't mean it has to be peaceful though. This dysfunctional family has some SERIOUS issues...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Unexpected Savior by kariuchiha19 reviews
Sasori feels heartbroken since his last lover dumped him. He feels like life has no meaning. His friends drag him out and he decides to stop by a club on the beach...where he meets someone less fortunate, who always smiles...SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,493 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Akatsuki Wants A Baby by Pinkyni21 reviews
Due to the small amount of members the Akatsuki decide they need an heir. When Konan discovers she cannot have children, who will Pein turn to? Yaoi and Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,288 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Deidara, Akatsuki
One More Time a SasoDei by Tami'NyaN reviews
Deidara involved in an accident which made him blind. Sasori and Hidan helped the blonde through his days. Little did he know, Sasori wasn't there anymore. With Hidan's help, they unraveled a mystery that will forever change Deidara's life.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,370 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
It Ended with a Bang by ramenwriter15 reviews
What if Deidara was born a girl? The story of the secertly female Deidara's time in the Akatsuki and even her past. What will happen when a certian teammate Tobi discovers her secert? What will she do to protect herself? Please Read!maybe femdei/madara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,852 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Deidara, Madara U.
Skyfire by Kiyoko Michi reviews
Fire in the Sky AU After arriving on Earth thousands of vorns later, Starscream decided to find Skyfire and give his old partner's frame a true burial. Alone. The last thing he expected was to find a Spark still impossibly struggling for existence.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,241 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Starscream, Skyfire/Jetfire - Complete
It's All Fun In Games Until Somebody Falls In Love by XxReni-chanxX reviews
Soul never thought he would like a boy...and Kid is trying to make his feelings for Soul less obvious. It may all work out until somebody tries to ruin it. SoulxKid Warning:Language and Yaoi
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,378 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Soul Eater, Death The Kid - Complete
Akatsuki's Chibis by kariuchiha19 reviews
It's been eleven years since they had last pulled off a mission. Eleven years since they had parted ways. Now, there is a new interest revealed, thus, they come out of retirement. There is...just a few different things...five to be specific...Yaoi Pairins
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
You're Falling by QuartzApple reviews
When Deidara, former terrorist, is forced into joining Akatsuki, he wasn't expecting his partner to be difficult to get along with. Sasori wasn't expecting his new partner to be such a brat. A mission changes everything and suddenly, they're falling.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,411 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
Broken by Iwanita reviews
TF:Prime. After episode 20, Partners. Starscream is now on his own. Rejected by the Decepticons. Despised by the Autobots. What will the future bring for him?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,731 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Starscream - Complete
Will you save me? by AkumaNoDanna reviews
16 year old Deidara has decided that he'll commit suicide at the age of 18. Sasori, a new student at Dei's high school, is the first one to manage to break into the young male's world. But will it be enough?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,583 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Misunderstood by Golden Angel's Tears reviews
Sasori is the prince of a kingdom where those with kekkei genkai or who are jinchuuriki are killed for being "freaks". Unfortunately some of those people survived and now fight the kingdom for equality. Better than it sounds, SasoDei, full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,385 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Sasori, Deidara
From Dusk Till Dawn - SasoDei by mysticaldragon11 reviews
My own personal twist to Twilight. Deidara's life is about to change in a big way after his mom remarries and he goes to live with his dad. What could happen in a small town? Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 49,016 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Never Leave You by therandomlyrandomone reviews
Tobi's caring side shows when he finds Deidara in a bad predicament. Rated T because I'm paranoid. Also, fail summary
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Judgement a SasoDei Fanfiction by Desaicedancer reviews
Deidara kills himself by creating a massive explosion with the intent to kill Sasuke. He's told he's dead, and that the ceremony for Judgement is in an hour. What is Judgement? What will he find at the ceremony? Rated T for Hidan!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
Wish in Vain Until the End by Gin no raita wa bara reviews
They watched as their comrades all died. As they watched, they began to muse. To ruminate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Akatsuki, Zetsu - Complete
Chibi Akatsuki by QueenOfFanFicWorldLoveGunner reviews
AU. Following the Akatsuki through their young lives from toddlers to teens. As they face many dreaded obsticles... Like puberty, and Exams. STRONG LANGUAGE because Hidan is a naughty baby.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,565 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Akatsuki, Madara U.
Keep It Together by DeviousGypsy reviews
Unknown to anyone else, Starscream is a young Seeker. So when he hits his first heat cycle, he has no idea how to handle it. His trine tries to help but the plan falls apart... Full summary and warnings inside
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,114 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Neco kun by FlameDancer12 reviews
Kid gets turned into a cat and is found by none other than Soul who takes him in as his new pet, what will he learn about his friend? SoulXKid fluff
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,380 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater - Complete
Midknight At The Oasis by Little Kuriboh reviews
Marik and Bakura realise they've been cybering with each other.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,976 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Yami Bakura, Marik I.
Ironic Deception by RandomDustBunnyzAngel reviews
When Deidara is kidnapped on a mission to Kusagakure, it's up to Tobi to save him. But plagued by illness will he find his beloved sempai? Or will the feelings the enternal Uchiha holds for the bomber be lost forever? This is Guy/Guy. BEING REWRITTEN!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,615 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Deidara, Madara U. - Complete
Shut Up, Deidara by Two Can Keep A Secret If reviews
Three things you should know: one, Sasori really likes Deidara's hands. Two: Deidara talks too much during sex, and three: Deidara knows the cure for artist's block. Utterly plotless DeiSasoDei, just for fun.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
How Deidara Joined The Akatsuki by Pinkyni21 reviews
Madara was sitting on a stump thinking about the lack of members in the organization when he was distracted by a little blonde boy with mouths on his hands. Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Deidara, Madara U. - Complete
Save You by Genosha's requieM reviews
AU. Maybe you didn't belong to a group or a clique; maybe they decided to pick you last for basketball or for everything; maybe you used to bring bruises & broken teeth to show&tell... We are graduating members from the class of "We Made It"... A balancing act that has less to do with pain, & more to do with beauty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Akatsuki
Soul Brothers by KatLeePT reviews
They were soul brothers, soul mates, two halves of the same whole fused joyously together for all eternity, and they completed each other, in the marvelous wonder of love, forever! Slash.
Night at the Museum - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Octavius G., Jededaiah S. - Complete
Daybreak by Voiceofsummer reviews
For years Kakashi has lived in a city that's crippled by a dictatorship; citizens live in terror and the children are taken to be 'modified'. But then he meets Akatsuki, a group of revolutionaries who dream of bringing a new dawn to the city. AU. Rated for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,112 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Kakashi H., Akatsuki - Complete
Snap Run Grow by obsidianLight16 reviews
Akatsuki didn't care much about each other- and Deidara was no exception. But when a jutsu turns him to a child with no memory of his ninja life, the gang has to band together to set things right. Akatsuki's bound to learn a lesson they'll never forget.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,513 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki
Gangrene by Tobi the Hubcap Thief reviews
When left uncared for, a heart withers and dies;Gangrene of the heart is the hardest to bear. When Sasori abandons his charge, who will be there to pick up the pieces? ItaDei, DeiIta, Deidara x Itachi. WARNING: yaoi, rape scene/slash, domestic violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Itachi and the Dango Stick! by HimekoUchia reviews
Kisame decides to drug Itachi to get him to relax and loosen up. Before long, chaos ensures and everyone gets involved, whether they like it or not. Some want blackmail material, some are entertained and some just really want Tobi to put the scythe down.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H., Akatsuki - Complete
We Should Be Partners by ChaosRocket reviews
In ancient Egypt, Marik and Bakura meet up and become partners...3,000 years later, they become partners again. Citronshipping and Thiefshipping. Follows the canon and shows what happened "behind the scenes." Advocates the cool crime of robbery. COMPLETE.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,000 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - [Marik I., Thief Bakura] Yami Bakura - Complete
Admit it by StrictlyNaruto18 reviews
Sasori just won't admit that he liked Deidara in 'that way'.Hidan tries to get Sasori jealous 'for his own good'.But when pursuing his plan, Hidan learned more about the blonde than he should have and, falls for him? Sasori won't go down without a fight.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,518 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Diary of a Highschool Freak Artist by CakeXD reviews
The Diary of Deidara... Hmm... Learn about his Highschool life. Contains Yaoi, Boy x Boy Enjoy! Oh and SasoDei goodness! XD rated T for yea some pervy stuff and fluff. Not much about Hidan's mouth though.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,097 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki
Partnership On Trial by obsidianLight16 reviews
Deidara and Sasori are newly partnered in Akatsuki,and they don't exactly get along the best. But then a mission comes along that could possibly change their rocky partnership...to an even rockier one!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
He Doesn't Understand by papercut ai reviews
Deidara and Sasori are very different, and there are a lot of things they don't understand about each other. The Akatsuki, plotting, and mentally scarring leads to eventual DeiSas. has been changed to mature for later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 37,244 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Word for It by snowflake98 reviews
Because watching two people and their massive sexual tension is, like, super painful. SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Party Crashers by obsidianLight16 reviews
Sasori and Itachi get invited to Orochimaru's 50th birthday party. Orochimaru makes it a point not to invite the rest, but will soon come to regret this decision. After all, the others don't like being left out. All Orochimaru wants is a normal party...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,310 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Akatsuki, Orochimaru - Complete
Night City by obsidianLight16 reviews
When the sun goes down, the moon rises and night prowlers roam the streets. The Akatsuki police force has their hands full when the criminal actions of Orochimaru pull them deeper into the hidden secrets of Rain City. And what's this about a traitor?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,261 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Akatsuki, Deidara
The Game by TotalTownie reviews
Tobi introduces the mind virus to his fellow members. Chaos ensues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Obito U., Akatsuki - Complete
Good Luck Superstition by obsidianLight16 reviews
Sasori said something to Deidara before they left on a mission- and now the blonde won't stop trying to touch him! Why! And why is it that everyone seems to know what's going on except for him?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
New Konoha Genins by DrMaggieXD reviews
The Akatsuki have shrunk to cute, little 7 year old kids! Now, Teams 7,8,10 and Gai have to retrain them and lead them to a new life. Humor ensured. PS: Not a single konoha person know this, so keep it a secret from them! *hush hush*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,895 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Akatsuki, Naruto U.
Danger Prone by obsidianLight16 reviews
Let it be said that Deidara had no sense of danger in regards to himself, he hated being compared...and that Akatsuki really did care. They just had different ways of showing it. Albeit, some more odd than others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Take One by obsidianLight16 reviews
Cut scenes and unfilmed chaos... Everything that happened backstage the making of 'Week One'- from pure idiocy to wacky friendships and relations. Just what is Masashi Kishimoto supposed to do with such a crazed bunch of teens? Make it worse of course!:D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,667 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Insignificant Day by Gin no raita wa bara reviews
Sasori and Deidara get into one of their famous art arguments, but something other than harsh words come from it. Love maybe? Just some fluffy drabble I made. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Hidan's Birthday by AkastukiDragon reviews
Birthday party, Booz and a camera what could possibly happen? and why is Itachi in a dress? Rated M for well Hidan. Enjoy Please Review :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Valentine's Day by CakeXD reviews
Its a story about the whole Akatsuki. Yaoi Boy x Boy When the couples each begin to ignore each other. The semes cannot take anymore. What would they all do? Futhermore Valentine's Day is coming. This story won't just stop on Valentine's Day Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,413 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Akatsuki
Teambuilding by obsidianLight16 reviews
Pein's had enough of his members' bickering. So what else to do but make them go through some great bonding exercises?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,314 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki for President by gonyonomaru reviews
Have you ever wondered what the USA would be like if the Akatsuki members came to power?It would be quite interesting... They are, after all, S-Ranked criminal ninjas. Will America ever be the same? Each character gets their own chapter!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,123 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Akatsuki, Madara U. - Complete
Week One by obsidianLight16 reviews
Itachi used to live a simple life. Until Sasuke was born, Naruto became the devil spawn, and Deidara entered Konohagakure. There were some things in the world Itachi just couldn't put up with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,598 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Tunnel of Love by obsidianLight16 reviews
There are reasons why the Akatsuki doesn't go to amusement parks anymore... Jashin-Damn Konan and Pein's lovey-dovey time!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,110 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Fever by obsidianLight16 reviews
Sasori leaves a sick Deidara home at the base for the day to complete a mission on his own, trusting the others to take good care of him as fellow comrades. What a mistake! The Akatsuki is sent into chaos when a head cold and fever get way out of hand
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,329 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Akatsuki, Deidara - Complete
Hey Danna, Hey Dei by izumichan560 reviews
"I think about you a lot." "You're the reason I can't sleep." "Love you Danna. I love you." "Sorry Deidara. I love you." Sasodei, angst, happy ending. :D
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Fun With The Akatsuki by Hanhula reviews
Random glimpses into the Akatsuki's life. No OCs. Very mild yaoi. I don't own anything other than the plot. Current Pairings may change : SasoDei, KisaIta, PeiKo. Hidan's in it, so expect rude language. 01/12/2014: I'm sorry, but this fanfic's currently discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,103 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Deidara, Akatsuki
tuesday shrines by MYZ-chan reviews
The earthquake that never happened. Genkaku, Nagi, and a few moments of truth and hypocrisy.
Deadman Wonderland/デッドマン・ワンダーランド - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Complete
The Longest drabbel about Sasori and Deidara ever by Lilianda reviews
Started out as a drabbel, and yeah. Cracktastic! DeiSasoSasoDei, whatever floats your boat.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,635 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Kitty Cat by anacoana reviews
Sasori knew it was going to be a long evening when he entered the base to see Deidara crawling in circles singing the words "Kitty cat" over and over. Light fluff at the end.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Less Than Desirable by obsidianLight16 reviews
Pein comes back from a mission to find his members in a...less than desirable state. Stupid cravings. And wasn't it all Tobi's fault anyway?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Unlikely Savior by mismatched socks arent cool reviews
Sometimes he did stupid things and everyone knew it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Miko N., Starscream - Complete
A Very Merry Akatsuki Christmas by Drachesoul reviews
Check out your favorite anime villains celebrate the holidays! Mayhem ensues as they try to make the very best Christmas Eve ever! SasoDei pairing. Only about two or three chapters long, so I guess it counts as a short fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Akatsuki, Sasori
Toilet Ghost by Shichiya reviews
Deidara asked Tobi for a tissue one night, but it was someone else who gave him the tissue! Who gave him the tissue? Read to find out. Rated horror for the appearance of a dead person.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Gone by IDontWannaBeInLove reviews
It's amazing how fast you are, Sasori no Danna. One minute you're here with me, then the next, you're gone. But, two can play at that game, Sasori. One minute I was there and so were you, but now, I'm gone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Sticky Notes by Lucky-Angel135 reviews
"Enough with the sticky notes. As much as I hate to admit it, I miss you all yelling at each other." Inspired by luckystars135
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Truth Behind lies by kariuchiha19 reviews
Sasori is a normal 17 year old teen. Or so he thought. Two weeks before he reaches 18, his friends start acting weird. What the hell is going on? Sasodei. Don't like don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,747 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Akatsuki's Valentines by MidnightMusic96 reviews
What do the Akatsuki do on Valentines' Day. Some go to the Konoha Festival while others realize feelings for each other. The stoic man glomps his partner and Hidan is left in tears? This is Valentines Day? PeinKon KisaIta SasoDei KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Meetings by MidnightMusic96 reviews
What exactly happened when the Akatsuki met their partners. Was it love at first sight, a silent agreement of cooperation, or just an all out loathing. SasoDei, KisaIta, and KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Spare Hours of Dog Days by procyonlotor reviews
The Akatsuki is a strange place, full of strange people. Naturally, they have strange conversations. DRABBLE: you'll finish it before you have time to lose interest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Akatsuki
Long Gone by Little Kuriboh reviews
MATURE FIC. A stranger visits the Valley of the Kings, and discovers they've made some interesting changes.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Yami Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
Marik & Bakura Go To Censored Town by Little Kuriboh reviews
Thiefshipping up the wazoo in this fic written for charity.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,969 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
Partners Till the End by tarouchoo reviews
Deidara,since birth was hated by his village & abused by his father.But when the Akatsuki recruit him,everything seemed better,except his partner.From there everything went downhill.Will arising feelings bring them together, or rip them apart?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,499 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Sasori, Deidara
Thirty Days in a Second by Cyndi reviews
You never know what the future holds. Sometimes, it falls apart...and sometimes, it changes you. .o COMPLETE o.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,766 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Arcee, Starscream - Complete
Itadakimasu! by obsidianLight16 reviews
Lunch can't get any worse than breakfast...can it? Sort of sequel to 'Ohaiyo'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Hiding Incognito by obsidianLight16 reviews
Because everything with Kakuzu starts with a bet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Akatsuki, Madara U. - Complete
Akatsuki Art by Itachi012110 reviews
Within the deepest, darkest corners of the Naruto universe there are artistic people. One would not think to find these people in the infamous hide outs of the Akatsuki organization though.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Deidara, Akatsuki
A Super Awesome and Totally Original Akatsuki Fic by WhatEvenMan reviews
A parody of all Akatsuki Yaoi themed fanfiction. It just seems to be the same thing over and over again. WARNING: I SAID YAOI THEMED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Akatsuki, Pain/Pein - Complete
Symphony by weirdprince reviews
His hair is black and white like piano keys and Soul wonders what his music sounds like. ;Soul/Kid;
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,342 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Soul Eater, Death The Kid - Complete
That Night in the Air Vent by I'mAJinx reviews
Jed makes a mistake and hides in the air vent. The person he needs to talk to the most is the one he's hiding from. Jed gets painted into a corner and tells Octavius a big secret.PG for a lot of tiny man kisses and D-bombs. Jed-X-Ocravius. My first story.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
Hakumei: Revenge by Kakashi'sDirtyLittleBook reviews
Deidara rounds up the Akatsuki members that were supposed to be dead. They form an Anti-Akatsuki organization and take their revenge on the ones who defeated them. I rated this T for Hidan's language, even though he isn't in the story the first chapter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Akatsuki, Hidan
Ohaiyo! by obsidianLight16 reviews
It didn't matter if Pein wanted a normal breakfast or not. He was never going to get one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Arachnophobia by cOo.Me reviews
What happens when the great and fearless Akatsuki becomes face to face with a spider infestation? Will they be able to handle the situation or will they all cry like little girls? Who knows? M for our lovely Jashinist.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,547 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Spring Cleaning by Alice Kim reviews
The Akatsuki are on spring cleaning! Deidara finds a thick album of Akatsuki photos, fanpics, and fanfics in his bathroom...and the unwise Akatsuki decide to venture within its fangirly pages...CRACK FIC/T for Hidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Screamer Cuddle Club by Chronsse reviews
After a long day of fighting Autobots, the Decepticons return to base weary and worn out. Skywarp suddenly decides he doesn't want to wait to get to his room. Screamers work as good as berths in a hallway. It isn't his fault if the rest of the base joins.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
One Too Many by PunandRobots reviews
G1. After a night of revelry, Starscream awakes to find himself the filling in a grounder sandwich. SLASH!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Akatsuki Poems of Weirdom by Googala2 reviews
Just some Akatsuki poems meant for a giggle or two.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Rolling in Love's Sweet Arms by KatLeePT reviews
Octavius comforts Jedediah during a storm, and together they find their own storm. Slash.
Night at the Museum - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,105 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
Sinking With This Ship by Silent Epiphany reviews
Spirit abruptly quits his job as Shinigami's weapon and leaves town for no apparent reason. Not too long after, Stein mysteriously goes missing as well. Do the two disappearances have a common factor? Angst-ish oneshot. Yaoi/shonen-ai, SteinxSpirit.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Franken Stein, Spirit A./Death Scythe - Complete
Angel's Wings by Jedi Goat reviews
AU. After Deidara goes missing, Sasori and Hidan set out to find him. However, Orochimaru's brewing trouble and the blond is part of his latest experiment. Can Sasori save his partner from his old nemesis, or will Deidara be lost in the transformation?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,520 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
I swear by Buzzybeebub reviews
Post Night at the museum 2. Before the late hours start the museum has a party. Roll on the romance. Contains slash of the Jed/Octavius kind. Read and review please.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
Deidara's Pets by Miyuki-ice-fox reviews
Deidara seemed to always over feed his pets and this always causes trouble for the Akatsuki. Warning: This story contains extremly long pet names, a clueless Deidara, a perverted Hidan, overly large pets, and an alternate timeline!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Deidara, Zetsu - Complete
Akatsuki Horrorama by elric0sis reviews
A series of drabbles based off of some children's songs. Rated for Blood/Gore. YAOI IS IN HERE AS WELL!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
UNEXPECTED! by ItaDei-LoveHolic94 reviews
SEQUEL TO ALL FOR A CERTAIN BLONDE Well the title really speaks for itself. But for those whose can't figure it out it's an MPREG! DON'T LIKE DON'T READ! . Pairing focus ItaDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Itachi U., Deidara
This War is Ours by Sound Shadow reviews
Deidara never believed in fate. Not until he was forced to join the feared organization; The Akatsuki, who are responsible for death and misery in every country, yet is their ultimate goal really so sinister and evil?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 183,807 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
Bunkbeds by KillerMay reviews
Because Deidara is a ball of sunshine and Sasori is just delightful. Obviously, you've got them confused with somebody else. SasoDei, AU One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
First Impressions by LadyKakuHida reviews
They're almost always entirely wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Calm Before The Storm by Froooooooooooooooooooooost reviews
Deidara and Sasori spend the night pranking the other members, which leads them to having blue and white hair respectively. Now being ordered to catch the 4 tails, the night is said storm mentioned in the title, in which someone gets hurt, badly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
Pains of the Past by LuxaLucifer reviews
The members of the Akatsuki. So often grouped together, but they are separate people who had separate pains that caused them to be who they are.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,092 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
To Smile by Emalynne-Blackwell reviews
Deidara wakes up after being poisoned in a tough battle and is in a small space with Sasori. Sasori explains that they are in Hiruko, his main puppet, but the space is limited and Sasori is acting funny towards the blond. SasoDei/DeiSaso OneShot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,664 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Candid by Ceris Malfoy reviews
Megatron and Starscream. Alone together. In a cell. For several weeks. Deprived of the chance to kill each other, they may learn a few things that they really needed to know. G1 AU. EDIT: Tenses fixed.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
A Random Day With The Akatsuki by 19sazzy97 reviews
Being villains and trying to take over the world every single day can be really hard work. What happens when the members of the Akatsuki finally snap from the pressure? Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
My Escape by SharkbaitSekki reviews
To the world, the Akatsuki was a bunch of S-class criminals. To them, it was the family they never had. To me, it was my escape from all the pain and suffering my dark, hidden past had endured. Kinda AU,T for abuse,mentions of rape,language, and violence
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 155,788 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Don't mess with Jutsu's by RedTori90 reviews
Hidan has heard of a new technique, and wants to try it out. Bad news for the first of his comrades that walks into the kitchen A suckish title and a suckish summary. Hope the story is better. Was a request from ILIKERANDOMSTUFF on DeviantArt
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
Konan's Wild Adventures, A Tale Of Epic Faghagery by keikopanda102 reviews
Konan, being the only female in Akatsuki, notices something about her teammates... They are all GAY! So, what does she do with this information? Follow along with Akatsuki's signature faghag and her diary to find out! There may be smut. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,485 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
The Great Social Experiment by Agent47Rulz reviews
In order to test group efficency, Pein swaps members with their most compatible social match. Join in the adventures of Akatsuki's swapped groups, 'Hyperactive and Idiotic', 'dull as dirt', 'code blue', 'artistically in charge', and...'plant and doll'.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Akatsuki, Pain/Pein
Okaasan no Negai ga Hatasu by LatyfeSurLeSora reviews
A one-shot about Itachi and his mother. Before she died Mikoto asked Itachi to fulfill her wish. What was that wish? Semi AU! Implied Mada/Dei, Kisa/Ita, Pein/Konan, and Kaku/Hida. Warnings: Mentioned Character Death, Coarse Language, Yaoi! PLZ RNR!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Akatsuki, Mikoto U. - Complete
Akatsuki in Fanfiction by Mishil reviews
One fine day when the Akatsuki were having a little break, until Deidara clicked the site… What would be their reaction to this?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Deidara and Tobi's Penis Rant by Good Boy's Uke reviews
Well...basically what the title says. Rated M for language and Penises. Made for entertainment purposes only, we don't actually like penises here, which is strange considering this story, XD. It's unfinished because I will forever keep adding onto this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Behind the Doors by crimsonkira reviews
Have you ever wondered what really happens in the Akatsuki base? Many things, I tell you. But you'll be surprised... or will you? Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Winter by Ceris Malfoy reviews
Skyfire's crash had not been as accidental as they all thought. G1, mentions of one-sided Skyfire/Starscream
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Starscream, Skyfire/Jetfire - Complete
Why, why we ask? by may uzumaki reviews
One-shot. The Akatsuki think about what's currently happening to them in the Naruto manga. Rated T for mentioning character death. Lots of spoliers!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Calm by KiReiu reviews
Sasori died, and Deidara is a mess. The rest of the Akatsuki doesn't know what to do, as Deidara shuts down completely.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki's Road Trip by Bri Nara reviews
The Akatsuki are all crammed into a car for a few days... now how to pass the time...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Kuroshitsuji II Facebook Newsfeed Edition by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Kuro II, condensed down to facebook status updates. After all, it takes a long time to watch 12 episodes...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
His Partner by obsidianLight16 reviews
The man was always hunched- really he ought to sympathize. So why was it that he couldn't help but to take a jab or two to his partner? OOCness all over :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
SasoDei Only One by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Based on the song Only One by Yellow Card. Sasori and Deidara get into a fight, so Deidara is planning on Committing Suicide. Can Sasori save him before it's too late, though?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Paper Girl by skidtick reviews
When times become too difficult, you can always fly away. Each chapter is a short drabble about Konan's relationship with each member of the Akatsuki. Konan. Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,984 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
Little Wonders by Crooked reviews
A frightening accident leaves a certain F15 Eagle fighter jet as a baby sparkling and Optimus has taken him in to raise him. Of course, Megatron finds this to be an excellent opportunity to mold the perfect soldier… Finally Updated!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 105,307 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Optimus Prime, Starscream
28 Starscreams by Balrog Roike reviews
He is treacherous and screechy - so much we know, but even under his polished and guarded shell there's more than meets the eye.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 76,793 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Starscream - Complete
Banging by CreCre reviews
A dark rainy day at the Akatsuki and a rumor. Will you be shocked at what they find?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Kisame H., Deidara - Complete
Gambit by Sweet Lo reviews
In chess, as in life, some sacrifices are necessary in order to gain the advantage. But are they worth it? Sebas/Ciel. Mature for sex/gore. Chapter 11 will be here soon, please read the update to find out where I've been!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,158 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
The Radio by xMathieuLx reviews
Jedidiah and Octavius discover something strange in the middle of the Hall of Miniatures. Turning it on causes some confusion for the two small men. Rated M for lyrics.
Night at the Museum - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G.
The Miles That Separate - Akatsuki by mysticaldragon11 reviews
The points of view of each member of Akatsuki as they are away from their lovers/partners. One Shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Say It Like You Mean It by miikka-xx reviews
Four times Maka misses it and the one time she finally understands. SteinSpirit, through the eyes of Maka. Complete.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Spirit A./Death Scythe, Franken Stein - Complete
On The Courtship of Seekers by Oni-Gil reviews
Seekers fly, live, work, and bond in threes. Thundercracker and Skywarp pursue a potential mate… said mate is less-than-enthusiastic. A whirlwind courtship commences…
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Starscream, Skywarp, Thundercracker - Complete
Speech Impediment by mitsukai reviews
An innocent question devolves into a bonafide investigation when the Akatsuki is tasked with uncovering the secret behind Deidara's peculiar speaking habits. One-shot crackfic. M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki and the FUN song by lilgal22 reviews
Tobi forgets the words to the FUN song, so he asks his fellow Akatsuki. Pandemonium enisues. WARNING: Akatsuki leader and blue's name revealed in this. Hidan, Kakuzu, Zetsu, and others also. All akatsuki members. Rated T for Hidan's swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Akatsuki, Obito U. - Complete
Remorse and Convalescence by Nonsensical Smile reviews
Post Celes. He could feel it, even if they couldn't see it; the gaping wound that his magic had torn into him, and he could feel it widening. Kurogane/Fai.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,992 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Fai, Kurogane
Shark Week by 7thCentury reviews
SasoDei from the POV of Tobi. Basically what happens when Deidara and Tobi decide to watch Shark Week. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Since when did the closet become Heaven? by Furui reviews
Hidan wants to play 7 mins in heaven, and Hidan gets what Hidan wants. Tobi and Deidara, dark tiny closet, you know how this is gonna turn out ;D R&R Humor, Hidan's cursing, TobiDei ;D all you need rolled into one long one-shot. No OOC either xD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Intentions by tsuki-san16 reviews
In Soul's defense, no one is ever prepared for this sort of thing. Kid/Soul, One-shot.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Soul Eater, Death The Kid - Complete
Trinity by Ceris Malfoy reviews
The truth behind the Command Trine. Currently: Starscream is broken. G1. RnR!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,750 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
The Akatsuki take the SemeUke Quiz by ThankyouforHelpingMeGrow reviews
Deidara always did find interesting sites, who knew one of them could tell all of the Akatsuki what their rolls are? major mentions of SasoDei, KakuHida and KisaIta. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Cyborg by MidnightSakuraBlossom and SYD reviews
A Spongebob Squarepants parody - with cracky themes. Due to watching a scary robot movie, Deidara becomes scared to death and wary of the possible existence of robots. When Itachi gets involved, he becomes just as paranoid. Evidence points to their own leader, Pain, being an evil robot wanting to take over the world! Can the two set aside differences and save the day?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,545 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Dastardly Brilliant Plan by tsuki-san16 reviews
Soul was one sneaky bastard. In retrospect, this was not how he pictured their first kiss. Kid/Soul, One-shot
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Soul Eater, Death The Kid - Complete
Unlucky Circumstances by tsuki-san16 reviews
He worked so hard to make this package. Hours and hours of sleepless nights and discarded attempts. It only took a few seconds for Black Star to ruin it. One-shot, Kid/Soul
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Soul Eater, Death The Kid - Complete
Akatsuki at the amusment park by Pany-chaan reviews
One morning Pain tells the Akatsuki members to get ready for a trip to the Amusment park. It shows up to be the craziest trip ever! Will Deidara dare to confess his love to Sasori? Why is Zetsu gone? And WHY is Itachi stealing candy from children? o o'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,092 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Sting by Bleeping Bloop reviews
Today Kakuzu discovered something very unique about his comrades. Something he could use to his advantage. Kakuzu hatches a dastardly scheme to get lots of money. Hopefully everyone can follow with the plan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Akatsuki, Kakuzu
All in the Ears of the Beholder by KuroDark reviews
One-shot. Konan is simply taking a stroll through Akatsuki headquarters when she accidently eavesdrops on the most disturbing conversation she has ever heard, not realizing that things are not always what they seem. Implied SasoDei. Edit: Implied PeinTobi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
I Didn't Want To Die So Soon by KuroDark reviews
It's April Fool's day and everyone in the Akatsuki knows that all hell is going to break loose. However, they were severely underestimating things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Akatsuki
Akatsuki's Twitter Accounts by clumsyclown reviews
Wanna know their daily routines? how about stalking them via twitter? crack. Read & RnR please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Akatsuki
Battle Of The Bands by EstelleYS reviews
Itachi, Deidara, Hidan and Tobi are in a band named Akaku , and Kisame, Sasori, Kakuzu and Zetsu are band members of Tsukisa . With Konan and Pein as managers of each band respectively, what's going to happen when both bands go on a group tour together?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,093 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Akatsuki Finds Yahoo by elric0sis reviews
YAOI! Basically its a chat room style short drabble. I just wanted to try this style out I'm most like not going to write any of these ever again unless someone requests it!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Visitation Rights by firefly reviews
It was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime talk show. Ino. Deidara. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,335 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ino Y., Deidara
How to Have A Kid by soggypotatoes reviews
My first fanfiction X3 random name, idk, off the top of my head. Basically, Deidara gets pregnant. Oh, and the ghost is Jonathan from Full Moon o Sagashite. Contains Sasodei, Gaadei and ItachixKisame. PURE CRACK. Rated M for language and mpreg.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
SasoDei Angst by Squinky Cullen reviews
Okay, Sasori is pretty much being a dick in this and poor Deidara is a bit too emotional. Warning for: Hidan's sexy body, swearing, slight sexual implications, OOC-ness and Suicide attempt. Pairings: Mainly SasoDei, bits of Kakuhida and KisaIta. Have fun
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
SasoDei Last Night by anime-fan-willa reviews
Sasori has a craving and walks into deis room... what'll happen? DA BEST FF I HAVE EVER WRITTEN AND THE BEST U WILL EVAR READ! IT WILL LEAVE U WANTING MAWR!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Akatsuki Pro by Victor Weiss reviews
The Akatsuki have given up their futile attempts at capturing the blond fool, so now, they do something else that makes their days go by, all tha while keeping them sharp...Gaming, yes, click and read to find out, I do not own anything mentioned, RnR plz.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,926 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Akatsuki, Deidara
Burning Souls by HuskyWalker reviews
Deidara is abused, starts in a new school, come in a fight and the Akatsuki want him to join him. Maybe Yaoi. Saso/Dei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,210 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
We are no more by may uzumaki reviews
One by one the Akatsuki die. But one man is very lonely, and he thinks his partner will never arrive. Rated K for saftey. Not yaoi! One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Kakuzu, Akatsuki - Complete
Beautiful When You Bleed by CrimsonDreamer13 reviews
If only I hadn't realized too late that I loved you as more than a killing machine, then maybe we wouldn't have had to suffer this way. But the pain completes us, doesn't it? Genkaku/Nagi
Deadman Wonderland/デッドマン・ワンダーランド - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Complete
Tobi Likes Them Big by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Tobi and the gang sit in a restaurant discussing the size of their stuff. As Tobi begs for someone to share with him, one person is left to wonder why all the Akatsuki's outings turn out like this. Crackfic. Rated T for perversion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Obito U., Akatsuki - Complete
The Magical Mystery Bunnies of Wave Country by Lil' DeiDei reviews
While training in the forest on Wave Country-what the heck is that doing there?-, Kakashi kills many bunnies and his students sweat-drop. A lot. Contains references to drugs and bunny deaths. A CrackFic for Earth Day. Love Mother Nature. Hug Trees.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Zabuza M. - Complete
Because You Can't Do It Alone by Sakuya Izayoi reviews
Deidara suggests an idea that no one could refuse; An orgy! XD This was a collab with SingingAssassin! Please read, and review! ;3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
His Butler, Again by Tubular Fox reviews
Young master? Could it really be his young master again, after all this time? After all of these years, this boy...reincarnated? Slight SebastianXCiel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,702 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
A Touch of Ice by Spirit's Whisper reviews
Poor Fai just isn't meant for the desert, but when the children are kidnapped by mysterious strangers leaving him and Kuro to find them on their own- can things really get any worse? You bet! Try adding deadly nightmares, magic, and a sunburn from hell.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,495 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Fai, Kurogane
Us Against the World by Loki's-Phantom-x reviews
Ten short chapters to ten different songs on shuffle. Jed/Octavius, smut, schmoop and romance. Rated T for safety. Other pairings included also. R&R, x
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,198 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
Night Gown by Pezlie reviews
Who is knocking at the door at 1:44am in the morning? Soul. SoulxKid Yaoi Short One-shot
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Soul Eater, Death The Kid - Complete
Slightly Scandalous by Verecunda reviews
In which Jedediah decides to cause a scandal. Jed/Octavius.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
For Nevermore by Light In The Void reviews
Ciel's worst nightmares become reality when investigations into a spate of mysterious new killings lead himself and Sebastian into a twisted web of loss, suffering and betrayal. Can something once lost really never be regained?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 54,103 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
What the heck is wrong with the Akatsuki? by TeenageNeko reviews
The Akatsuki are acting strange, and poor Itachi isn't getting out without a mental scar. CRACK FIC SO MUCH CRACK IT'LL MAKE YOUR EYES BURN!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Hot by Pezlie reviews
Kid thinks Soul looks hot today. Literally. Fluffy little oneshot. SoulxKid
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater - Complete
SasoDei Lord of the Yaoi by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
What happens when Sasori, Deidara and the rest of Akatsuki land on a disserted island? Forget about turning Savage! What could possibly happen on this Edenic paradise? Based on the novel Lord of the Flies. SasoDei, Yaoi, Lemons, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,801 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Amo, Amas, Amat by Verecunda reviews
Jed just doesn't get this whole Latin thing. Jed/Octavius.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
Akatsuki MIA - Kisaita by mysticaldragon11 reviews
The base gets infiltrated and the Akatsuki engages in battle. They become separated and wonder if each other is okay. Fluff One Shot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,755 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U. - Complete
Action Equals Reaction by Sanjuno Shori Niko reviews
There is a time and a place for everything. Even things like learning that your Air Commander is pregnant and his parents are wingnuts. The middle of battle is neither the time nor the place.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Hidan's failed birthday by tehbeastxx reviews
It’s Hidan’s birthday and Akatsuki gave him a suprise and made a cake... It all seems nice until the candle exploded...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Akatsuki, Hidan - Complete
The Ultimate Torture Device by piqueprincess reviews
Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, and Sasori find a site called fanfiction. Chaos ensues
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Akatsuki
Gender problems by messlady reviews
Not everything's like it looks like. Sometimes life's just being surprising and confusing. But that what's the best about it, isn't it? AU. Yaoi. Saso/Dei and Dei/Saso, a bit of Kaku/Hidan and Dei/Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,271 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Redivivus by Silver Pard reviews
The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,786 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 2,672 - Follows: 2,305 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Light Y., L
Forever Mine by sweetpea1225 reviews
Sasori makes a move on Deidara and neither know how to react. The two soon realize though, that there is more feeling behind just that one interaction.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Art Attack! by Jedi Goat reviews
Sasori and Deidara have another "friendly" argument about art. Poor Tobi happens to be in the wrong place at the wrong time... No ships
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Sasori, Deidara
Tobi Calls Australia! by Sarah1281 reviews
Mary Sue is very excited when she accidentally calls half of the Akatsuki to our world...until they kill her and decide to take over the world. How do they fare and what's happening back in the Narutoverse as a result?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Into the Fire by Arrina-san reviews
Highschool AU. It's a new year in a new school for Deidara. And persistent enemies, crazy students and teachers and overall bad luck warmly welcome him. But despite all the bad luck, something good has to happen once in a while…right? SasoDei and others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 147,192 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
12 Demented Days of Christmas by InsaneNarutard0111 reviews
Tobi makes up his own version of everyone's favorite/least favorite Christmas song. True, it's kinda late, but you can blame Tobi for that. No pairings, non-yaoi, no cussing, just plain weird.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Akatsuki, Obito U. - Complete
From Now Until Forever - Akatsuki by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Senior year is almost over and Sasori, Kisame, Zetsu, and Kakuzu are running out of time to make 2 become 1. Smut one shot! yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,194 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Never Let The Akatsuki Become Bored by 9shadowcat9 reviews
Pein orders quiet for one hour a day. The akatsuki become bored and begin pranking each other. No Akatsuki were hurt in the making of this fic. R AND R! Thanks britachi'sbride for the help! :P
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U. - Complete
Skater Boy by Jini-Senpai reviews
Meet Deidara, a new kid that decides to pretend he's a girl. Meet Sasori, a punk that hates dating girls. What happens when the two meets? // SasoDei AU High School \\
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,939 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
My Perfect Piece of Art by Idiot-The-Great reviews
Deidara is the new guy in an organization of S rank criminals. His partner? The one who seemingly hates him the most. Will these two come together? SasoDei slash, OOCness. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,074 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Akatsuki IPod Adventure by Rypper95 reviews
This is the story of what would happen if my O.C. Miki stole the Akatsuki's I-Pods. Rated T for Mild language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Akatsuki, Hidan
Tobi's life in Akatsuki by Avatar Chichima Uchiha reviews
Tobi walks in the Akatsuki base and notices a large sign that says, "WHAT TOBI SHOULD NOT DO!" Please review. :3 I have never done one of these before and I want to know if it is funny. Thanks!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Akatsuki, Obito U. - Complete
DEIDARA: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a DEIDARA! To maximise the benefits and enjoyment of your unit, read the following guide carefully and learn to love and care for your very own Iwa Bomber!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Deidara - Complete
The Akatsuki Go SpongeBob by BunnyDr3ams reviews
The Akatsuki are bored out of their minds, until a certain microscopic creature calls. Plankton wants to join the group, but everyone makes fun of his name. Sasori has a grudge with Patrick, and Hidan's going on a pilgrimage. I do not own Spongebob.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,393 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Misunderstandings by msyuu reviews
Deidara asks Sasori a very important question, but when he misunderstands the answer, Tobi's the only one there to comfort him. After all, what's Sasori gonna do about it? For The Black Rose 1995. SasoDei, one-sided TobiDei. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Milkshake by OxVanillaPeachesxO reviews
*sigh* Didn't Konan learn her lesson from the LAST time she listened to the radio? Guess not, cos the Akatsuki are back in this crack fic! Song Milkshake by Kelis Once again, Rated T for Language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Cranes by hewhoistomriddle reviews
“A thousand paper cranes were supposed to make wishes come true. Konan folds nine thousand and disproves the myth.” Possible spoilers. Disclaimer: Not mine.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
Vicious circle by Megara-Liancourt reviews
G1. Was the death of Starscream his end or his true beginning? My version of what happened after Galvatron shot him to death in the first movie. Chapter 19: Squaring the circle, part 3. Last chapter: Will it be a tragedy or a happy ever after? Complete
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,331 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Megatron, Starscream, Astrotrain - Complete
The Biggest Chuunin Exam Ever by daniel-gudman reviews
The sequel to Spying no Jutsu. For the first time in history, all five major villages will participate in one chuunin exam. The best and brightest genin are sent... including Uzumaki Naruto. But Akatsuki will not stand idly by at this historic event.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,643 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 1,641 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
It's a Chibi problem by RogueWarrior869 reviews
After a mission gone wrong, Deidara has been turned into a 3 year old. Much to his dismay, Pein has put Sasori in charge of the child until they know if it's permanent or not.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Deidara, Akatsuki
Yellow and Red by XxTwistedEverAfterxX reviews
Yellow. The car was still speeding towards the blond; there was no way it would stop in time. Red. It covered the road and soon yellow was soaked in red as the light changed. But it was all over now. It would never change to Green. SasoDei. Death fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Akatsuki Lemons by WhirledPeace reviews
You guessed it, random yaoi lemons between Akatsuki couples, supported and crack alike! I'm practicing writing a lemon, so tell me how I can improve so my other story, 'Read My Mind' can have the ultimate lemon! Yaoi, lemons, review please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,067 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Akatsuki
Screw Me Senseless by spirited curiosities reviews
It started with a question: "Can you even have sex, Sasori no danna?" It ended with a haughty command: "Screw me senseless." Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - [Deidara, Sasori] - Complete
Beauty in Agony by Doc Scratch reviews
His breathing was shallow and harsh, and fast, and loud. He was sure, with the way it echoed around the confined space, that it was even louder than the screams, the gurgles, and the... other sounds coming from outside his sanctuary. Genkaku/Nagi one-shot
Deadman Wonderland/デッドマン・ワンダーランド - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Complete
Apology by messlady reviews
Sasori has insulted Deidara and his art too many times, and the blonde artist is finally fed up with this. He’s not gonna work with the puppet until he apologizes. And it won’t be as easy as simply saying ‘sorry’… Rated M not without a reason!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Hurt by Orchidmunkii reviews
Jedediah gets injured by Kahmunrah. I think it's been done before but I thought I'd do my own version. Fluff/Slash T for safety
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Octavius G., Jededaiah S.
My Humps by OxVanillaPeachesxO reviews
Konan listens to the radio...and only disaster awaits. AKATSUKI CRACK. My Humps owned by The Black Eyed Peas RATED T FOR YOUR INNOCENT EARS. And then some...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Best Thing? by DeciphererofDarkness75 reviews
What's the best thing that's ever happened to you?" Jed/Octavius SLASH. Really sappy, if you want to read it, read it, and if you don't, don't.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
The Autobot Prank by MissCHSparkles reviews
Pure sillness, just something I cooked up. The Autobots, tired of being spied apon, think of a way to get back at the Decepticons. Want to know how, well read this story and tell me what you think. Warning for hyper Seeker.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Jazz, Megatron - Complete
Akatsuki Therapy We make your problems worse! by MissSquibler reviews
Just as the title says tell the akatsuki ur problems and they'll 'help u' pfft help XD Author is either putting this on pause or canceling it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,834 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Akatsuki
A Day In The Life by XxGaarasGirlXx reviews
Tobi takes Deidara's scope. If that isn't reason enough to panic, then what happens next is. Akatsuki life revealed! Enter at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,011 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Effects of Itachi by InjuUchiha reviews
Oh, Itachi. What has your crazy-ness brought about this time? Seems like hell for Deidara and Sasori now... Warning: Extreme Itachi OOCness
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Make Me Bleed by Shuriken to the face reviews
Deidara is injured...This is extreme Yaoi. You have been warned. Sasodei. Now a series.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,494 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Camping With Akatsuki by Nanaki Lioness reviews
Akatsuki, a campfire, toasted marshmallows and ghost stories. It was such an idyllic thought in theory. In practise, Pain wonders if he suffered from a moment of idiocy when he suggested it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Pein's Evil Council Of Doom Akatsuki Crack by AisuHime reviews
It’s Akatsuki crack! Pein has called a meeting, and boy will he regret it. Set before *spoiler censor* kills *spoiler censor*, and before *spoiler censor* activates his *spoiler censor* Plan. See inside for warnings. Rated T/M. Read and review IF YOU DARE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Pain/Pein, Akatsuki - Complete
Deidara Grounded by seraserastuff reviews
(UPDATE 2017 - READ THE REVISION INSTEAD PLEASE)Deidara is taken captive by Team Kakashi and Team Gai. They look after his wounds and -try- to escort him to Konoha for questioning. The Sand Village and Akatsuki complicate matters. Heavy Angst and hurt/comfort, YAOI eventual.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,772 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Kakashi H., Deidara
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 184 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
SasoDei Swear on my Life by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
He heard footsteps…the soft trudge of shoes on rocks as a figure walked away from him. Deidara spun around, the puppet on his lap collapsing onto the floor. Warning: SasoDei, lemons, etc
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Skin asks for pleasure first by Insomniac-A-Go-Go reviews
This is practically raining lemons! A heartless puppet master, a feisty blonde and a near death experience -what do you get? YAOI, DeiXSaso, smut, characters basically all over each other. Sombre undertone & dark plot -full description/warnings inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,244 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Crossed Wires by FadingMoonlight reviews
Akatsuki got together for a tactics meeting, a meeting Kakuzu interrupted with drinks. Deidara took the opportunity to get drunk out of his mind. He doesn't know what he's saying...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Do Mermaid's Have Baby's? by kabutoishot reviews
Tobi has just read The Little Mermaid, and begins to wonder how mermaid's have babys. Not a good thing to ask Deidara! T for swearing. :3
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Akatsuki, Obito U. - Complete
How 4kids Screwed the Akatsuki by Rantzilla reviews
4kids got a hold of Shippuuden. How much crap can the Akatsuki handle from the English dub company? Can anyone say 'CRACK.' Randomnessinside. Enter at your own risk. T for language. Blame Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Akatsuki
My Little Lover by itsu-sual reviews
A collection of Megatron x Starscream drabbles, set in the movie-verse. Rated T for safety.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 26,694 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Starscream, Megatron
Claustrophobia by Shadow Wolf 359 reviews
A freak accident in a battle between the Autobots and Decepticons leaves Ratchet stuck deep within a collapsed cave with Starscream, and it's up to Ratchet to keep the Seeker calm enough that he doesn't panic and get them both killed.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,812 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Starscream, Ratchet
The Difference Between You and Me by Akumi-san reviews
Sasori is forced to bring Deidara to the Akatsuki and now has him as a partner. The two are complete opposites. Deidara is put off by Sasoris coldness and Sasori is troubled by his past. Will the two ever get along? eventual SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,217 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Broken Panes by XTheAuthoressX reviews
Jedediah/Octavius. Jed wants to tell Octavius something important, but fate seems to have it out for him. Oneshot, completed. Rated T for safety's sake. Do not own NatM.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,938 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
The Akatsuki Sex Talks by ShockValueAuthor reviews
How the Akatsuki had found about the 'birds and bees'. Rated M for sexual humor
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
In Confidence by NybCR reviews
In all fairness, you do have to be careful about getting drunk aboard the Nemesis. That Starscream is the only one to realize this does not promise him a happy evening.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,332 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Not A Date by Veterization reviews
Soul/Kid oneshot If there was one thing Soul wasn't, it's symmetrical. Which is why it surprised him that Kid had taken an interest in him. Not that they're dating. It's all the mistletoe's fault, New Year's fault, and symmetry's fault.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Soul Eater, Death The Kid - Complete
Not Human by hyenateeth reviews
Deidara is a mutant captured by the government, and Sasori is working for the government against the mutants. But Sasori has a secret and Deidara knows what it is. Sasodei. Twoshot. Wolverine and The X-Men based AU. Written purely for my own enjoyment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,877 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Alternative by Tears-Fallen reviews
An Alternative ending to Deidara and Gaara's fight. Includes a small fluffy SasoxDei moment. One-shot. SasoxDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Lost and Found by dreaming0 reviews
The four travelers arrive in a new world and discover that Sakura's feather is not the only precious thing they have to find. KuroFai.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,245 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Kurogane, Fai - Complete
Haunted Memories by GoneDrake reviews
Sasori is devastated after Deidara's death, his life shattered into pieces. But little does he know, Deidara's alive, but has no rememberance of his past. No memories of the accident, Sasori, anything. What will happen when they reunite? DeiXSori Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
Episode Zero by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Ciel isn't quite sure why he's still alive. Didn't he die in episode twenty four? Wait... what do you mean, a second season?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Cell Phones by Abby-0-Abby reviews
Sasori and Hidan have the same phones, but don't know it. They both have secrets, but they don't know them. But all is revealed when the two go on seperate missions and figure out that they don't have their own phones anymore. SasoDei. KakuHida. ItaKisa.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,918 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Hidan, Sasori - Complete
Project Drive Megatron Insane by Ariel D reviews
Jazz gets captured by the Decepticons and decides to use his time to drive Megatron insane. An unwitting Starscream is more than happy to join in the fun. G1verse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,578 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Sasori's Puppet Pals by vanroku reviews
Title stolen from Potter Puppet Pals. One day, Sasori and Deidara decide to have some human-puppet-happy-time, tortuing fellow Akatsuki members. Will Sasori pounce on the opportunity when he has Deidara alone with him in a locked room? SasoriDeidara. Slash. It's been translated in French by Tchoucas (link inside)!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Aint No Love Story Like Our Story by Lady Divinity Cosplay reviews
Jed has something to tell Octavius about why he gave himself up that night at the Smithsonian. It has to do with who he wanted to tell the general their evolving relationship story... but he can't find him. Spoilers for the second movie.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/26/2009 - [Jededaiah S., Octavius G.] - Complete
Alive by raecat reviews
After his near-death experience at the hands of Kahmunrah, Jedediah questions what it means to be alive. Jed/Oct lurv.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Octavius G., Jededaiah S. - Complete
Evolution of Relationships by Cowgirl Of Egypt reviews
Octavius is sulking and something is wrong with our favourite cowboy. Spoilers for Night at the Museum 2 Post Night at the Museum 2 Just a light sprinkle of slash.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
Lightning Crashes by BomberBrat reviews
Oneshot. Deidara is awoken by a fierce thunderstorm that is shaking the Akatsuki base. Luckily Sasori is there to take care of the little "problem" that thunderstorms cause for Deidara. Yaoi, SasoDei, Fetish. Rated M for naughty content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Wrapping Presents by Songstone reviews
In which Itachi doesn't like waiting for his Christmas gifts, and Hidan and Deidara are appalled by the Uchiha's choice of presents for them. -Mania-verse one shot-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara
Carpe Diem by v2point0 reviews
Shattered Glass. After rescuing Starscream from Prime's clutches, Megatron attempts to comfort his second. Things get deeper than either of them expected. MT/SS; SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Scissors by Mythal Rising reviews
Naruto asks Kakashi a question on the way back from their mission in wave...but it leads to more consequences then anyone could ever imagine...CRACK. t for Hidans mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Naruto U., Akatsuki - Complete
Mentality's Hold by AutumnCaskette reviews
G1. Starscream falls deeper into the realm of insanity, becoming a threat to himself and his fellow Decepticons. In an act nearing desperation, he is sent to an asylum, but the condition grows worse. Megatron must decide whether he's too unstable to live.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,730 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Starscream, Megatron
I Choose My Life by XxTwistedEverAfterxX reviews
Sasori lost his partner, only to gain a new one to raise. Slowly they start to bond. But what happens when this seemingly innocent blonde boy's past starts to catch up with him, secrets are revealed and trust and love are put on the line? SasoDei Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,170 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Eternal by XxBlackChaosxX reviews
Back when Deidara first joins the Akatsuki, our little blonde is having trouble adjusting to his new life and his new partner. With an apathetic Sasori leaving him in tears, will Deidara ever be able to adjust? SasoDei, DeiSaso yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,143 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
A Romance of Ones and Zeroes by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
On Ciel's eighteenth birthday, the Phantomhive heir decided to make a profile on a dating site in an act of boredom and a desire for something new. Needless to say, Ciel got more than he bargained for. ... SebastianxCiel; eventual M rating
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,886 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
Memories of the past by Saenda reviews
Fai gets nightmares about something in particular. What is it? And it seems to make him weaker...Why? And will Kurogane notice? KuroXFai CHAPTER 16 IS UP!
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,308 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Kurogane, Fai
Psychology for retards by LoneWolf KIA reviews
It finally happened! Following an unfortunate incident at a sushi bar, the Akatsuki are ordered into therapy! Never before have the 'minds' of the Akatsuki been so thoroughly probed! Reviews are much appreciated!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Akatsuki
Akatsuki High by allen.seizmik reviews
Ah, the wonders of senior year in high school! Parties, beer, getting arrested...Deidara is just a normal teenager attending a normal high school, except for the fact that he's suicidal and his dad's a violent alcoholic. SasoxDei PeinxKonan HidanxKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,942 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
El Diablo es en mi pantalones by IceCrome reviews
Deidara needs help with Spanish, and Sasori is willing to offer a hand. Lemon, Saso/Dei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
A Tall Cappuccino by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
Sasori is the artistic coffee addict who never really had a friend until he meets Deidara, a pyromaniac who also happens to be the new employee at Starbucks. Sasori/Deidara. Shounen-ai, AU. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,631 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
so, Deidara by IceCrome reviews
Sasori tries to get Deidara, and learns to never trust Hidan again. Cheesy pick-up lines, ho. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Brink of Insanity by IceCrome reviews
...You just had to leave me Danna, didn't you...?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Why Kakashi Says Moo by BladedWithEbony reviews
ever wonder why he says moo at the end of almost all my stories? wonder no more! the whole story behind kakashi's obsession with cows
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Mommy by Tally Mai-chan reviews
While in a mission in Ame Deidara finds a little girl that thinks he's her mommy, dark-ish fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Truth or Dare by IceCrome reviews
Hidan swears, Kakuzu throws ramen, Itachi is blind, and eveyone's betting Deidara and Sasori are gay. OS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
100 Ways To Get Killed By The Akatsuki by PeinSaku reviews
The Akatsuki. With just those two words, an entire village could be brought to its knees, quivering and crying for mercy. Despite this, a dark secret hovered above these men - and woman. This motley crew was actually composed of...imbeciles. [Crack!fic.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Parental Origins by P.A.W.07 reviews
It had never crossed Starscream's mind before as to why Megatron had never bothered to kill him despite his treachery, or why he was, coincidentally, the combined colors of Megatron and Optimus Prime. G1. One-shot. Crack-fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/28/2009 - [Megatron, Optimus Prime] Starscream - Complete
Selfish by thedemonsangel reviews
While being stitched up, Deidara calls Sasori a hypocrite. Is this the case? SasoDei, oneshot, some ooc, etc....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Morning Sickness by Reno Keehl reviews
Deidara wakes up to find himself completely naked and Sasori watching over him half-dressed. Follows the bizarre antics of the two men as they come to confess their feelings in the strangest, sexually awkward ways possible. As humourous as my works gets.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Fated Reunion by Aishiteru Sabaku no Gaara reviews
Sequel to "Art is Art." Sasori and Deidara return from their two year mission. But will they be able to pick up where they left off? And who is this new threat that is competing for the Jinchuuriki? Will they interfere with Sasori's plans? Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,431 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Ultimate Shinobi Jeopardy by redclouds reviews
Hidan, Deidara, and Itachi get invited to play Ultimate Shinobi Jeopardy. Unfortunately they aren't that smart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Holiday Airlines by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Sasori and Deidara find themselves stuck at the airport, waiting for a delayed flight during a mission. At first, Deidara feels like making 'art' but then his PDA fetish gets to him and Sasori indulges in it too. Lemon! SasoxDei. Warning: YAOI. DL, DR
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Akatsuki in action by Zetai reviews
Well, this is about Akatsuki's hopeless and ridiculous attempts to capture Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
The 12 Pains of Christmas with the Akatsuki! by elloitsstephaniee reviews
Why don't we spend some time with the Akatsuki and see how they get ready for Christmas! "FINE, IF YOU'RE SO SMART. YOU PUT UP THE LIGHTS!" "She's a witch... I hate her!" a bit late... but i couldn't help myself xD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Little Tobi Story by Theif Queen reviews
Tobi, the newest member of the Akatsuki learns a few new 'words' from the rest of the Akatsuki, but what will come of this? random one-shot, rated T for language, mostly from Hidan. Enjoy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Obito U., Akatsuki - Complete
Minor Dilemmas by Mysterious Penname reviews
DISCONTINUED. Sequel to Minor Annoyances. Light and L have been living sort of peacefully for a couple of years, when a required visit to a certain orphanage shakes things up again. Poor guys. AU, OOC!Light, Shounen-ai
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,255 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Fright Fest by dead drifter reviews
crack!Akatsuki Halloween! Or is it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,150 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Much ado about Christmas by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. One shot. When the Decepticons get caught up in the Christmas fever, Starscream and Megatron are forced to exchange presents. The road to the perfect gift is full of bad intentions.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Dirty Old Man by dead drifter reviews
Crack fic, Yaoi in varying amounts of naughtiness. Someone messes with Kakuzu’s heart meds for a joke, but the results are unexpected. Unable to stop himself, Kakuzu bangs every male person he encounters. Ch.7 KakuZet Ch.8 KakuHida Ch.9 KakuDei Ch.10 ?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,343 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Kakuzu, Sasori
Tobi has an Itch by Ivonovna reviews
When Tobi overhears a conversation, he encounters a word he's never heard before. Puzzling over what it could mean, he asks Deidara. Unfortunately, Deidara gives him the wrong definition, which causes Tobi to wreak word misuse upon the Akatasuki!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Just Within Myself by Dresden-Complex reviews
During an attack on the Akatsuki base Deidara is taken hostage by Orochimaru. Now Sasori must try to find a way to get him back while dealing with the psychological torture of what may be happening to him. Rated M for yaoi, ect. Read warning inside first!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,977 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Flesh and Blood by Kantayra reviews
Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,888 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Don't Keep Me Waiting by Shashuko the Paisley Maiden reviews
Deidara's been ordered to clean up the dead Sasori's old room. What happens when he finds the ex-Akatsuki's diary? Sasodei- don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Happy BirthDei! by A-shadow-of-a-doubt reviews
It's Deidara 16th birthday! Yep, kids he's finally legal! And the Akatsuki go around celebrating this by giving him presents that he can actually use now... But, when he wants to find out how to use them he turns to his Danna... Yes it's yaoi! DeiSaso!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,893 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Secret Temptations by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
Deidara's a typical college student... With a psycho ex boyfriend that stalks him everywhere. Then there's the redhead that shows up at his work everynight... The blonde has stalkers. And both want him for their own. SasoriXDeidara. SasukeXDeidara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,535 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Deadly Secret by ShadesofDeath reviews
You know leader will kill us if he finds out?" "Then lets keep it our deadly secret un." Characters: Masashi Kishimoto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
What if the Akatsuki worked at WalMart? by KakashiXIrukaLover reviews
Did you ever think of what it would be like if the Akatsuki worked at Wal-Mart? This is my first attempt at a funny story. Rated M for language and a lot of making out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Akatsuki - Complete
Too Soon by Songstone reviews
How soon is too soon to tell him? Hidan has to wonder that question everyday as he watches Deidara crumble under all the pain that Sasori's death burdened him with. -HiDei. Onesided, unfortunately-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Rendered Weak by Darkmoonphase reviews
When Deidara moves and meets Sasori, everything in his life suddenly feels repetitive. And then he gets the same idea that Sasori's forced to consider. As memories suddenly resurface, Deidara must face them to save himself...and his friends - new and old.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,693 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Itai Koi by desichan17 reviews
Even if they do fight alot, sasori and deidara truly love each other. but sometimes, fate has its own plan. For sasori has a secret he's been keeping from deidara. and its will cause both their worlds to come crashing down SasoDei ItaDei SakonTayuya YAO
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,297 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
How's Your Aspen? by GoesKaboom reviews
Tobi learns the hard way not to jump to conclusions. Crack fic, mild suggestive themes. M for safety. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Sasodei: Hide Me! by Tainted Griffin reviews
The weekly ritual of Hidan and Deidara leads to something more.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Yummy by Book Mad TJ reviews
Sasuke goes to the Akatsuki hideout to kill his brother. But hears an ‘interesting’ conversation between Itachi and Deidara. Rated M. Funny One shot. Male/Male...kind of...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
The Darkness Within by Balrog Roike reviews
Starscream never thought that he could be shocked by anything anymore. Then Skyfire joins the Decepticons and suddenly he has to face more than just a malicious leader and an old friend who once betrayed him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,664 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Starscream, Skyfire/Jetfire - Complete
Need by NybCR reviews
After getting left behind on the battlefield, Starscream picks himself up.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
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Abhorrent Relapse reviews
Aoba thought he had forgotten about what happened with Scratch. He really did. But relapses can occur at any time, most commonly in the form of a nightmare. It's a good thing he doesn't have to deal with it alone.
DRAMAtical Murder/ドラマティカル マーダー - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Aoba, Noiz - Complete
Tainted Mind reviews
Starscream has been in stasis lock for over 1,000 years. In order to cope, his mind created its own world in which the Autobots fought for peace against the war hungry Decepticons. Finally waking up, the seeker has to accept that what he had come to know as reality was all in his head.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Optimus Prime, Megatron, Starscream, Knock Out
Paint Me Red reviews
After a mission gone wrong, Soul is hospitalized yet again. As the Madness starts to consume him, will he start to develop feelings for one of his friends who just so happens to be a Grim Reaper? SoulxKid.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,972 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater
To Fly Higher reviews
Learning to accept the unacceptable is difficult, even for Scootaloo. One-shot.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Scootaloo - Complete
Next Generation reviews
The Akatsuki each staged their own death and have all been in hiding for ten years, safe from Konoha. Life has moved on, and now the next generation of Akatsuki and of Konoha is in danger, plagued by past grudges held by their parents. Will this next generation hold the key to peace between these enemies?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Akatsuki, Naruto U.
Reminiscence reviews
When one so close to you is gone, what is there to do but to reminisce? One-shot, slight SasoxDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Unbreakable reviews
On the way back from a mission, the artists are attacked. And one of them may not make it out alive...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
I'll Be There reviews
That redheaded man was like an angel… I knew he was nice because he had saved me from the villagers once, but he told me he was a bad person that belonged to a bad group. I don't believe him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,689 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Deidara, Sasori
Crimson Tears and Sweet Revenge reviews
"You killed Sasori, my Danna, my partner, my everything, and you expect me to show you mercy? Think again." Deidara wants revenge on Sakura for killing Sasori. But how far is he willing to go to avenge his Danna? Being rewritten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,254 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Deidara
Endgame reviews
The story starts with two best friends. The story ends with their deaths.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Mello, Matt - Complete
What Deidara and Sasori do in their spare time reviews
Itachi listens in on Sasori and Deidara having a very... interesting conversation. Suggestive themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Mission Impossible reviews
Konan thinks that Pein is ready to snap, so now she's carrying out Mission Impossible: To straighten out the Akatsuki into a somewhat sane organization! On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,527 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Konan, Akatsuki
Oops, We Did It Again reviews
Pein wants to test the Akatsuki's resistance to alcohol. But things might take a turn for the kinky for two artists. Contains a lemon and an awkward situation or two. SasoxDei, KakuxHida if you squint, do the Macarena, and draw on your face with Sharpie.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
It All Fell Apart reviews
Akatsuki was never a place for caring from the start. So what happened to change that? One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Turning gay! reviews
Deidara's in the weird part of YouTube again! And something interesting might happen this time… SasoxDei fluff, implied HidaxKaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Regrets reviews
I killed the one I love the most, and it was all because of jealousy... HidaxDei, SasoxDei, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
How it all turns out reviews
Have you ever wondered how things might turn out at the end of Naruto? These are some possibilities I came up with. Major crack ahead!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Complete
Your hair, your eyes, your voice reviews
Our favorite blonde bomber has ben feeling down lately. But why? Sasori tries to help him through, but Deidara might already be too far gone... SasoxDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete