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Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter.

About the Author

Hello. I'm a communist. It is my duty to the Motherland and to the People to write stories for you. Karl Marx told me so in a dream.

I'd like to mention that I collect nuclear devices. I have several of them. I do it just in case Josef Stalin, the Glorious Leader, is resurrected during my lifetime. He will return, as prophesied by the entrails of L Ron Hubbard, and with him he shall bring glorious totalitarian communist rule, gulags, Siberian labor camps in Florida, cold war, more cold war, freezing war, subzero war, and absolute zero war. It will be glorious and wonderful, and glorious as well. Did I mention that it will be glorious?

The People will rise up and overthrow the capitalist pigs, bringing peace, love, prosperity, happiness, truth, delicious ham sandwiches, yaks, an end to world hunger, other such delights, qua qua qua, qua qua qua, qua qua qua, and there will be no more suffering and no more war and no more crime and all the trains will run on time and coincidentally did you know that herb mint facial masks ought to be left on for ten minutes while one checks one's toenails, qua qua qua, qua qua qua, qua qua qua...

And have I mentioned how glorious the revolution of the People will be?

Put this in your profile if you suffer from the dreaded and incurable 'Neurotypical Syndrome'. For reasons as yet unknown, this terrible disorder causes its victims to be extremely ordinary, socially able, empathetic toward others, relatively mature and responsible, and (most importantly) free of any controversial/overdiagnosed mental illnesses that might function as convenient excuses for rude or inappropriate behaviors. Research is ongoing, although preliminary reports indicate that the victims are, strangely, somewhat hostile toward the idea of being cured of their normality.

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92 percent of the population would not die if i told them to. If you are part of the 8 percent who would, kill yourself right now

Pairings I ship...

I'm partial to HPLL, but I like any pairing if it's well-written, het or not. There is only one very strange, very obscure, very pointless, very just-what-the-fuck-do-you-think-you're-doing-sir pairing I will never, ever be able to read without puking. It is so obscure I'm not even going to mention it here. And it is NOT Lucius/Peacock, which is awesome and should be done more often. I do really like reading obscure pairings besides the one-which-shall-not-be-named, though.

Characters I particularly like...

Harry Potter, Luna Lovegood, Theodore Nott, Tracey Davis, Bellatrix Lestrange, Sirius Black, Evan Rosier, Lord Voldemort/TMR

Characters I don't particularly like all that much...

Ronald Weasley, Dolores Umbridge (really, who does like her, anyway?), Molly Weasley, Cho Chang

... Not that I have anything against those characters (even Umbridge) if well-written.

This is where I post news and other announcements for no one to care about.

4/10/2012: Chapter 6 of Friends ('January') has been posted.
4/18/2012: Chapter 7 of Friends ('February') has been posted.
5/3/2012: Chapter 7 of Chapter 6 of Harry Potter and the Life Changing Head Injury ('This Chapter Contains Graphic Sex...ism') has been posted!
5/8/2012: Chapter 8 of Friends ('March') has been
posted (sorry for the delay).
5/13/12: Poor Roddy has been posted.
6/2/12: Chapter 7 of Voldemort's Revenge ('Fifty Horny House-Elves') has been posted.
6/9/12: Chapter 9 of Friends ('April') has been posted.
7/22/12: Storyland Azkaban has been posted.
8/18/12: Chapter 1 of This story is not appropriate for children ('Severus Snape Cuts His Own Head Off With a Chainsaw')has been posted.
8/19/12: Chapter 10 of Friends ('May') has been posted.

Please be aware that some update dates may change due to the fact that real life sometimes gets in the way - but I will not disappear or put any of my stories 'on hiatus'!

FANFICTIONS

Friends
(Chapter 11: 'June (Part 1)' is upcoming)
Instead of making new friends on the Hogwarts Express in 1995, Luna loses the only one she has. In the loneliness of the year that follows, she discovers just how well the name 'Loony Lovegood' fits her. Insane!Luna. Very dark.

Harry Potter and the Life Changing Head Injury
(Chapter 8 is upcoming)

Due to a severe head injury, Harry experiences a rather extreme change in personality - namely, a sudden tendency to kill people he doesn't like. Awesome!Psycho!Harry, Harry/Luna main pairing, Übermanipulative!Dumbles, major Weasley-bashing

Hell and the Toad
Harry Potter stares into the face of hell. Marriage law parody.

How Lucius Malfoy Accidentally Destroyed the World
"Have you ever considered the advantages of owning a complete, four hundred and twenty seven volume set of encyclopedias?" Lucius's dream job brings about the apocalypse. Contains Time-Turner abuse, spearmint gum, a cosmic acid trip, and Luna Lovegood.

Unknown Death Eater
"...Died in the service of Voldemort; may his life be a reminder of the evils we must never repeat, and may his death mark the beginning of an age of peace..." Beneath an old, dead tree lies the shallow grave of an unknown Death Eater.

Vexilla Regis Prodeunt Inferni
Death Eaters create a bloodbath in a muggle shopping center in 1977: The first is a sadist with a paintbrush, the second a capricious sociopath, the third a feral lunatic, and the last an enforcer of terror. Features Mulciber, Avery, Rosier, and Wilkes.

Voldemort's Revenge
(Currently playing: 'Fifty Horny House-Elves')

Voldemort has finally escaped Limbo after spending a couple of eternities there. What will he do to those who killed him the first time around now that he's back? Find out!

UPCOMING

The Power He Knew Not Was An Alcoholic Godfather
A night of binge-drinking at Grimmauld Place results in Sirius Black inadvertently destroying Voldemort and his Death Eaters, righting the wrongs of the Wizarding World, Apparating on Hogwarts grounds, getting laid a lot, and more...

This Time Around
Harry and Luna Potter return to 1992 from a future where Voldemort took over both the Ministry and the Order of the Phoenix, armed with an incomplete knowledge of Dumbledore's manipulations and the whereabouts of only three of the seven Horcruxes.

(All shall bow before my amazing and miraculous beta-reader, the one-and-only TuesdayNovember!)

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What it Comes Down To by Greycie reviews
On the hunt for the Horcruxes, the trio are captured and subjected to horrors at the hands of the Death Eaters. This is more than just a torture fic, it chronicles their lives, their struggles, and their relationships in the aftermath. Warning: This fic depicts violence, rape, torture, suicide,etc. Both HET & SLASH. It is intended for a mature audience.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 311,961 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Dark as Night by LavenderStorm reviews
After Lily's death, her elder son was sent to live with the Dursleys. Abused for six years, Harry was rescued and adopted by Voldemort. He grows into his powers as the Dark Lord's heir at Durmstrang and, eventually, Hogwarts. Before the end, Harry has to face his biological family once more as the heir to the Dark Lord. Dark!Harry (adopted)Father!Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 149,757 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 2,706 - Follows: 2,903 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Merrily We Roll by Greyella reviews
The Black sisters explore/deny their greys & bloodgift as they come of age. The Dark Lord rises & sides are chosen. Minerva finds herself along the edge of an abyss as her protégé stumbles closer toward the darkness within. Cissatrix central. Bella/Min hints. For mature audiences only (18 & up).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 100,404 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 6/27/2011 - [Bellatrix L., Narcissa M.] Minerva M., Andromeda T.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 5,065 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry and Luna Against the High Inquisitor by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Harry and Luna are in a new relationship, but have to deal with the machinations of High Inquisitor Dolores Umbridge. A tale of romance, unfair detentions, media relations, and charms. Sequel to "Protection from Nargles". HPLL, RWLB. In progress... and now finally updated (Dec. 2014)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 117,253 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 1/8/2012 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Susan Bones and the Prisoner of Azkaban by joemjackson reviews
What if Harry Potter was sent to Azkaban for killing Cedric Diggory? What if a Hufflepuff questioned his conviction?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 274,874 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 2,190 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Heir to a Warlord by OccAmy Phyre reviews
At six years old Harry Potter becomes the heir to a Somali Warlord. This story follows his life from 6 to 16 years of age as he grows up in a country ripped apart by war before being dragged into the one waged against Voldemort. dark!Harry - eventual HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 185,712 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 1,601 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Fiddlesticks by Basil to Blithe reviews
When Harry makes a spirited attempt to give that dastardly prophecy the old what for by possessing his infant self and killing his own parents, James turns out to be less than cooperative. What a bother!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,402 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Harry P., James P.
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 10498 - Favs: 5,838 - Follows: 5,260 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 3,789 - Follows: 4,751 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Enveloped in the Darkness by Brigade reviews
Harry was left at an orphanage after his parents met their demise. There, he finds nothing but suffering until he rejoins the Wizarding World. Dumbledore may hope for Harry to be a kind soul, but he's made mistakes. And what he gets is a future Death Eater. Harry is Dark, Harry is ruthless, and he is siding with Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 143,355 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 2,835 - Follows: 2,582 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Jesus and Hitler: A Romance by Angkras reviews
Adolph Hitler travels back in time and meets a man who will change his life forever.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Jesus
Harry Potter and the Dark Passenger by puiwaihin reviews
When he witnessed the murder of his parents, the darkness got in him. Dumbledore took him in, taught him the best he could, and when it was clear the darkness was in too early, Albus taught Harry how to hide it, and how to get away with killing. AU based heavily on Darkly Dreaming Dexter by Jeff Lindsay. Update: New sections in chapter 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,664 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Harry P., Cho C., Fenrir G., Remus L. - Complete
Snake Among the Lions by Kira Regulus Black reviews
Dumbledore left Harry at the Dursley's knowing he would be abused. What if Harry was more like Tom Riddle than he knew? What if he was a bit smarter this time? Quite obviously AU, Dark!Harry Manipulative!Harry Independent!Harry Poss. Evil!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,407 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Harry P.
Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn reviews
What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 122,790 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 2,337 - Follows: 2,821 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 6807 - Favs: 8,401 - Follows: 6,607 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Heart by The Bellatrix Lestrange Forum reviews
Over the course of a year, Rodolphus's infatuation with his wife grows, until her every action becomes a source of pain. Anonymous submission for the fourth fic exchange at the Bellatrix Lestrange Forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Love Is Its Own Kind Of Magic by khaleesiweasley reviews
This is a story about what would happen with Ron and Hermione's relationship if Hermione was a muggle. How will Ron tell Hermione about his magic, and how will Hermione accustom to a world that she didn't even know existed? INCOMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,581 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Connections by aszecsei reviews
In canon, Harry sought the acceptance of the adults around him. Tom Riddle sought to exercise power over everyone else. This Harry never wants to feel helpless again. Sociopath!Harry, some minor Harry/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,311 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 1,982 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Harry P.
Nargles by offerjupiter reviews
When Harry and Cho realize they are under the mistletoe after the D.A. meeting before Christmas break, they come very close to kissing. When Harry mentions the mistletoe is probably full of nargles, and Cho asks what they are, Harry freezes up and explains what they are to her without thinking. With the moment gone, Cho leaves Harry, who questions how he remembered what Luna said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,718 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Faintest Kiss by Assonant reviews
Soul: a part of humans spirits and morals. Dementors take this when they fully Kiss a victim. But what happens when someone isn't fully Kissed? Harry would find this dilemma of his worrying except he doesn't exactly care about right or wrong anymore...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,050 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Harry P.
The Shirt by Crownworthy reviews
When Harry's aunt and uncle give him Dudley's favourite shirt, because it is too small for the large boy, none of the involved can forsee the consequences!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Bride of Dolohov by DZAuthor AKA DZMom reviews
Antonin Dolohov, Death Eater, was obliviated and humiliated because Potter got away. Hannah Abbott was disowned by her family because of wizard war politics. Manipulator!Phoenix!Snape. Unspeakable!father of Hannah. Gothic-style romance. Alchemical allegory: the must virgin tame the black dragon. Contains vulgar language, situations & imagery suitable for mature readers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,229 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Antonin D., Hannah A.
Letters: The Year with the Snake by TwilightRamblings reviews
Sequel to Letters: Year with the Stone. Harry, Dudley and the rest of the gang return to Hogwarts for their second year but the dangers this year are both more dangerous and more sinister than the last. WARNING: Non-graphic sexual abuse and mentions of child abuse/neglect.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,134 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Harry Potter or Harry Lestrange? by WinchesterGrl09 reviews
Bellatrix, Rodolphus and Rabastan Lestrange were with Voldemort when he attacked the Potter's. In a split second descion, they take Harry with them and aren't seen for 15 years. When he does return he turns everything upside down. GreyHarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,763 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Luna Lovegood's Twelve Reasons Why by LesMisLover88 reviews
Luna Lovegood has recently killed herself. Harry Potter receives a tape recorder and a box of tapes explaining why she did so. Luna/Harry. Based on Jay Asher's Thirteen Reasons Why. Rated M, just in case. NOW COMPLETE! Trigger warning: Depression, rape, suicide, bullying
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,531 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Hagrid and the Skoolgurlz by Mosaic and the Skoolgurlz reviews
In the most METAL story you'll ever read, Hagrid, Luna, Ron, Aragog, McGonagall, and Dumbledore form a heavy metal band. Will this band have the balls to make it? You decide! Maybe. Not really. Dumbledore/Cthulhu, Luna/Yaoi, Your Mom/Everyone
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,103 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Rubeus H., Luna L.
The Right Hand Path by Sophiax reviews
Merope survives to raise her son, Tom Riddle. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,252 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Merope G.
A Different Kind of Battle by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Moving home was harder for Charlie than he expected. However it isn't family that keep him from returning to Romania but a broken woman, lost in her own shattered mind who desperately needs his help. CharlieLuna.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,231 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Charlie W., Luna L. - Complete
Harriet Potter by tinyrose65 reviews
Orphaned Harriet Potter is not extraordinary in any way. But when some mysterious people show up at her Aunt and Uncle's and claim to be her parents, she learns of an untold past and that she might not be as normal as she believed. (AU! Fem!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 200,780 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Complete
A Different Way Of Life by WillowBlueJay17 reviews
The life of Harry Potter was fun, tragic, dangerous. But what if Harry was Harriet? How would life be like for the Girl Who Lived and her allies? Slightly AU in some parts. Partially gender bent cast. Canon and Non-Canon Pairings. Gender bent Trio. NO SLASH! Series of moments from the books in random order. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 145,064 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Wings to Fly by TuesdayNovember reviews
With young Harry's death, Lord Voldemort takes over the Ministry, putting into place new laws that quickly find the Weasleys on the wrong side of danger. Written for the fic exchange at xoxLewrahxox's Bellatrix Lestrange forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,431 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Bill W., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Change of Heart by Kiera777 reviews
PostDH.What if Bellatrix and Voldemort survived after the Battle?Bellatrix is sent back to the time when she was in school by Voldemort and is instructed to befriend her former enemies such as James,Lily,Sirius and Remus and convert them to the Dark Side
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 96,865 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bellatrix L.
Yes, I am Harry's Brother by Ynyr reviews
Five years after his defeat the shade of Voldemort visits Harry Potter, and has a slight accident with one of his Horcruxes. The Dark Lord wanted a new body, but this isn't what he had in mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,128 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Voldemort, N. Tonks - Complete
The Hundred Acre Wood by DracaDelirus reviews
AU Eleven year old Harry's fondest wish is to disappear. With help from friends in a magical storybook he just might succeed. Warning: Mention of extreme child abuse and rape. Please don't read this fanfic if this will distress you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 266,791 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Harry P.
Nothing In Return by SailorChibi reviews
When an imperiused Ron destroys all bonds between the Potters and the Weasleys, Ginny is left with a terrible choice: disown herself and keep loving and supporting Harry from afar, or be forced to hate him against her will. Grey!Harry, eventual H/G Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 221,980 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Cheese Shop Sketch by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Luna drops by Harry's flat. They watch some Monty Python. Luna does *not* find it funny. A response to a prompt at the Teachers' Lounge forum. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wonderful Wood Chipper by twistyguru reviews
Harry has a wood chipper! A new way of destroying horcruxes and dealing with the Dark Lord and gits! . Multiple bashings, H/Hr ship. Crack!Fic, One Shot, Complete. Violence, touch of gore, but no more than a driver's education film or the evening news. A total and utter waste of time. I'd read something else if I were you. Non-epilogue compliant, no spoilers, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
James Potter & Friends by James Potter Gets Shit Done reviews
The cereal was his friend. There were many bits of cereal in an average bowl full of cereal. Bowlfuls, even. Cereal generally meant 'many', as in 'serial' killings. Not just one, but many. James felt as if every crunchy piece of cereal was like a devoted fan.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2012 - James P.
James Potter Was Sad by James Potter Gets Shit Done reviews
James Potter was sad
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2012 - James P.
Letters: The Year With the Stone by TwilightRamblings reviews
When Harry Potter received his letter for Hogwarts, he hardly expected his cousin, Dudley, to receive one as well. And how will Professor Snape react to a Slytherin Harry? In answer to a challenge from Potions and Snitches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 227,749 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Crazed Bellatrix by MeganBellaRoseBlack reviews
Bellatrix doesn't take her pills and the result is a series of events that both amuses and annoys her precious Voldy. Read&Review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,313 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort
Shadowed Malice by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
11 years ago, my 'brother' survived the killing curse. 8 years ago I was given up for adoption. 5 years ago, my orphanage was destroyed in a bloodbath. 4 years ago I found my place at the Dark Lords side. And now, i'm going to Hogwarts, I am Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 228,285 - Reviews: 2516 - Favs: 2,910 - Follows: 1,833 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
He Had It Coming by GavrocheDiedForYourSins reviews
Luna Lovegood: the picture of innocence...or is she? Warning: may contain some violence and psychopathy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Luna L. - Complete
DUMBledore by MissLunaTic1997 reviews
contrary to popular belief, Albus Dumbledore did, on occasion, make mistakes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
Grant, O'Flaherty, Pennyfeather by A Being Of Violet Fire reviews
What if everyone was wrong? What if Binns wasn't just an old, stuffy, boring professor both before & after his death? What if he was more dark, twisted, & mad than anyone had ever suspected? What if a certain Second Year class almost uncovered the truth?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Hermione G., C. Binns - Complete
Hiding in the Cupboard by loveisforfairytales reviews
He never could escape the cupboard. During OotP; Ignores HBP and DH. Warnings: character death and implied child abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Harry P., Emmeline V. - Complete
Luna's secrets by Kailiata reviews
Because no one would believe her, even if she told the truth. Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Luna L.
Poor Peter by pinkukulele reviews
Perfect Prongs. I didn't mean it. Magnificent Mooney. Please, stop. Popular Padfoot. They deserved better. Lovely Lily. I regret hers the most.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Peter P., Marauders - Complete
Help of a Seer by Aealket reviews
When Luna's dad is killed, things change. Post Order of the Phoenix HP/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,424 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Difethiad by TuesdayNovember reviews
Oneshot, for the 'rewriting' challenge at xoxLewrahxox's forum. Passion, madness, lies, and betrayal cause the downfall of the houses of Black and Malfoy. AU, extremely dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,531 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Regulus B., Lucius M. - Complete
The Twirly Dance by LynstHolin reviews
CRACK Voldemort must suffer XD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Voldemort, Luna L. - Complete
1000 Reasons Why Harry P is Better Than Twilight! by iElvendork reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,948 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011
Hermione Granger, the Slytherin by Lizard23 reviews
Hermione, as a first year, is sorted into Slytherin. With both Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter fighting for her friendship, along with the ever protectiveness of her Head of House, Severus Snape, her career at Hogwarts is bound to be anything but dull. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 107,588 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Mulciber's Dollhouse by bluemeanies reviews
Mulciber - he specialized in the Imperius Curse, forced countless people to do horrible things! Rated M for horrible things, including non-con.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Mulciber, Severus S.
The Hole by Inkfire reviews
He was day and night, the blinding light and the thousand nuances in-between. A series of Bellamort drabbles for the Time of Day challenge on the Dark Lord's Most Faithful forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Peacocks Understand by Gamma Orionis reviews
No one understands Lucius like his peacocks do. Written for Forum Birthday Challenge #1 on xoxLewrahxox's Bellatrix Lestrange forum. Lucius/Peacock.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Lucius M.
The Laughing Man by randomgenius reviews
They say that Sirius Black never stopped laughing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Sirius B. - Complete
The love of a Murderer by Natalie River reviews
Falling in love is complicated. But love won't hurt you. It's who you fall in love with and how. Hermione's needs are met by a dark wizard, is he all that he seems? Harry's alone in his sixth year, without his best friends. Will Luna find comfort in him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,725 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Man Called Fenrir by Intestines reviews
People aren't born monsters. This is the story of Fenrir Greyback, who was just a man, and what happened to him to turn him into a monster. Book!canon-compliant. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,294 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Fenrir G. - Complete
Donny Potter by keeperoliver reviews
There's a new kid in town, and Harry calls him brother. As usual, Mrs. Rowling laughed at me for thinking I owned anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,200 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Dobby, Luna L. - Complete
Absolute Loyalty by Rex Tims reviews
Harry, shunned as a Parselmouth, stumbles across a broken Luna locked in a cupboard. Through helping her, he begins something much more than a friendship that develops over the years. Something so much more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,645 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 1,304 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Harry P., Luna L.
Lucky by Enheduanna of Ur reviews
"Harry had only seen his uncle cry once. Just once." When the family dog goes missing, the circumstances of her homecoming make the summer one that Harry and the Dursleys will never forget. A family tragicomedy in four chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,283 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Just to Be by Amarti reviews
Post-DH, EWE. Six years after the war, Hermione discovers a neglected and abused population with no place in a post-Voldemort world, and the man who stayed behind to pick up the pieces. A story of reconciliation, redemption, and above all, love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 183,097 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Knowing Tragedy by Gamma Orionis reviews
Harry doesn't think Luna knows anything about tragedy. Written for the January 3rd Prompt of the Day on Hogwarts Online II.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Shattered Memories by aszecsei reviews
Harry Potter is in an orphanage after Number 4, Privet Drive burns to the ground in a mysterious fire. Includes elements from Sucker Punch and American McGee's Alice. Contains dark stuff, like rape and violence. Evil!Dursleys and not-evil!Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Strange and Invisible History by Madea's Rage reviews
The Lestranges, freed from Azkaban after the Dark Lord uses the Philosopher's Stone to rise again in 1992, discover that they've been called to serve in a way no one could have imagined. CP!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 100 - Words: 471,213 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Bellatrix L., Hermione G. - Complete
Innocent Insanity by Evelyn.Myhki.Riddle reviews
Harry Potter wondered if he was insane. He decided that yes, he was. He wondered why he didn't consider becoming insane sooner. Dark!Harry Oneshot, slight violence. No pairings. Very short, just off the top of my head. Flames are welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
White Lies And Other Misdemeanors by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. "I was never a child. Just a very short adult." In which Albus Dumbledore is perturbed, Voldemort is disturbed, and Harry is just Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,783 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 133 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Impossible by PerfectPride reviews
Hermione/Bellatrix pairing. Bellatrix abducts Hermione and keeps her prisoner, but an ancient magic threatens to change both their lives in ways they never thought were possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 185,595 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Uncle Roddy by Intestines reviews
Rodolphus is feeling down. Quite by chance, his niece is there to cheer him up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Rodolphus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Into Your Gravity by sockyferret reviews
When Luna makes a terrible mistake and ends up in a time she never imagined she'd been in, what will happen before she gets back? And what will she do when she realizes that Tom Riddle is in her year? Rated M for language, some violence, & sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,544 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Ouroboros by Ember Nickel reviews
In Parseltongue, there is no word for "end." Written from a Ten Names Game prompt and a lot creepier than my normal fare.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,688 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Salazar S., Luna L. - Complete
Holly by Hecateslover reviews
After Voldemort is gone, Harry struggles to find himself in a world with too many expectations. He just wants to be happy, is that too much to ask? Slow moving HP/SS. More warnings inside. Rated M for a reason. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 124,945 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Blood Traitor by Just Another Cliche reviews
one-shot What Walburga truly meant every time she referred to Sirius as a blood traitor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Walburga B., Sirius B. - Complete
Snakelike Evil by DreamsofPurpleRoses reviews
Voldemort is going to new lengths to get to Harry. Voldemort can't get into Hogwarts, but what if he's not Voldemort? What if, instead, he's Draco Malfoy! Read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,982 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
An Old and New World by Lens of Sanity reviews
Harry meets Bella and Sirius during the Azkaban Prologue… He comes out a little brassed off, and a whole lot apathetic… Then there was the Goblet and the Tournament… By fifth year he's a whole different animal… Heh well, the world wants its Hero…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 187,064 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Hogwarts rejection letters by Midnighter 13 reviews
We all know the story of Harry accepting his Hogwarts letter. What if instead he wrote a letter indicating he did not wish to attend? And what universes could such a letter come from? Acepting letters on my forum!
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 11,964 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Harry P.
The Fourth Champion by James Spookie reviews
Harry, believed to have died that fateful night along with his parents, is called out of oblivion to compete in the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Meanwhile, Sirius, Remus and Dumbledore have to solve the riddle of who could have possibly known Harry was alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,503 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 2,274 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Rebel and The Chosen by chelseyb reviews
When Tonks & Harry meet, they quickly become friends. When tragedy brings them together again, it develops into more. Age, school, & war are only some of the obstacles in their way. Mix of canon & A/U. Rating mostly for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 179,807 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 2,033 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
No Place For Charity by happyhooligan2001 reviews
Not content with ripping his own soul to pieces must he do the same to mine? I loved her with all my heart but she died helpless and terrified. The last thing Charity ever saw was my cold, cruel indifference. Severus Snape/Charity Burbage
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,127 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Charity B., Severus S. - Complete
Ginerva BlackLestrange, Bellatrix Weasley by Mitzzi reviews
AU "It's our choices that define who we are, Harry." A young girl makes a different choice. Ginny spends her mornings as a Weasley, but whenever she closes her eyes, she lives as Bellatrix Black. Slytherin!Dark!Ginny, eventually Evil!Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,182 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Ginny W., Bellatrix L.
The Boy Who Died by oceans-of-light reviews
Her own son dead, Bellatrix raises the child she was sent to murder as her own. Harry Potter has become Henry Lestrange and don't you try to tell him otherwise. New Summary, Dark Harry AU mild H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 180,907 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Russian Roulette by Envy and Fury reviews
Augustus Rookwood likes muggle pubs, but he likes this one best, because there's an idiot challenging him to a game... One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Augustus R. - Complete
The Infamous Rape on Fleet Street by Enheduanna of Ur reviews
Diego has an unhealthy crush, Mrs. Lovett has a dirty plan, and Sweeney Todd owes someone a rather large favor. You didn't think that Lucy was the only person on Fleet Street to have been sexually assaulted, did you? DARK HUMOR ABOUNDS. MWAHAHA
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
The Death Eaters' Chatroom by Witchy Pixie reviews
What happens when the death eaters discover the internet? You'll find out! Bella goes to therapy, Snape gets hooked on webkinz, and there's even a visit from the chosen one himself! Awful, awful fic I started when I was eleven. and don't have the heart to take down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Shadow of Light by The Darkness Factor reviews
The year is 1980. Thirty five years ago, Albus Dumbledore failed and fell to one of the greatest dark wizards of all time. Now, the wizarding world of Great Britain is hanging by a thread, and Bellatrix Lestrange watches it grow more frayed each day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,349 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Bellatrix L., Tom R. Jr.
Victory by meira16 reviews
As justice is wrought, someone wonders who really won the war. Written for the Quotes Remix challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Antonin D., Harry P. - Complete
D minor by OnTheImportanceOfLungs reviews
Oneshot. A DLP-inspired exploration of a fem!TomRiddle. This is not for the squeamish. Admitted into the DLP library.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Loony Snape by Astrid Oak Moon reviews
A drabble about Snape and my favorite Loon throughout her years at Hogwarts. Told in sevens shots. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,596 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Dear Father: Farewell, Barty by malfoyforever reviews
The letter of an angry young man after he joins the Dark Lord... Starring Crouch, Barty Crouch. Oh, and Junior. Almost forgot about that. ONESHOT, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Barty C. Jr., Barty C. Sr. - Complete
The smell of Roses by DreamsofPurpleRoses reviews
His whole short life, Harry Potter never once got the chance to just stop and smell the roses. Now, in his final moments,he reflects on his life and says his last goodbyes to those roses he never got to admire. One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P.
Blurring the Line by Gitana del Sol reviews
Andromeda is supposed to be on the "good side" and Narcissa on the "bad side". But what does it matter what side you are on? War is war; Death takes without prejudice. Parallels between the wife of an Order member and the wife of a Death Eater. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Narcissa M., Andromeda T. - Complete
In a lion's den by TheSillyFrog reviews
It is no secret that when the Sorting Hat was placed on Bellatrix Black’s head she was instantly sorted into Slytherin. But what if she had been placed in a very different House instead? What would have happened had Bellatrix been a Gryffindor?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,885 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bellatrix L.
Girl With One Eye by Enheduanna of Ur reviews
"What the HELL did you do that to the Lovegood girl for? She's lucky you used a knife, if you'd have cursed her eye out I'd have never been able to fix it. And she's nearly catatonic about something else too. Did you... touch her, Bella?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Bellatrix L., Luna L. - Complete
Azkaban: Marauder Style by x Dark Lady x reviews
Sentenced to Azkaban for murdering Quirrell, Harry bands together with Sirius and later, Ginny, to bring the weirdest, most unqiue Azkaban story. With all those Quidditch posters in their cell, Albus won't know what hit him. It's Azkaban...Marauder Style!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,733 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The beginning by sarge2.0 reviews
Harry, Hermione and Sally Perks meet in school aged 7 and discover magic, Hermiones parents adopt Harry and they learn magic on their own. manipulative dumbles, eventual h/hr. powerful independant harry,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,586 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Beating the Bad House Elf by Catatonic Muse reviews
Written for the Expecting Rain's Cruel and Unusual Pairings Challenge. Warnings: Explicit references to Necrophilia and Pedophilia. Voldemort/Dobby's Corpse
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Voldemort, Dobby - Complete
Erubescent by reallyhatebananas reviews
Being an account of a boy who was sinking and the world that let him drown. ::one-shot, some adult themes::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Beasts and Butterflies by aberrantstrain reviews
This story features vomit!Draco, queer!Harry, alive!Sirius, Death-Eater!Ginny. An AU of unusual persuasion. Contains smoking, evil ambiance, drinking, murder, cannibalism, and Harry x Draco. I wrote it when I was sixteen and horribly drug addicted, lol enjoy. FINALLY CAPITALIZED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,817 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Silent insanity by Nival Vixen reviews
COMPLETE! The Chamber of Secrets broke Ginny. Harry defeated Riddle, but in revenge, Tom stole Ginny's sanity. She was put in St. Mungo's and forgotten. Ginny was used to the routine, the silence, and her insanity. Then Draco became a healer on her ward.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,069 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Stolen Souls by Shuggie reviews
AU Sirius Black is one of the young heroes of the Ministry Aurors and the mysterious Order of the Phoenix. However, his family and the Death Eaters want him back on their side. When their plot succeeds, the Wizarding world is turned upside down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 179,294 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Sirius B.
Running Around in a Tunnel of LoveNaked by Kitty Burglar reviews
Ron has problems with love. People keep throwing him back! Oh well, there's plenty of fish in the sea, and he's bound to catch one sometime. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Ron W. - Complete
solving mathematics and being fine by silent-entrance reviews
sometimes she hates herself more than anyone else. cassie-centric
Skins - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Cassie A.
Last Marauder Standing by ChoCedric reviews
Set during DH. Remus's POV. I stand alone here at your grave, Peter, and honestly, I don't know how to feel. I truly dislike the person you turned into, but I cannot help but remember you as the boy who befriended me so long ago.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Remus L., Peter P. - Complete
Insanity is But a Word by Fanatifan reviews
Harry faces many terrible things by the time he finished his fifth year. What if his sanity had snapped after all he went through, and he held a grudge against the world? But's who's to say what is or isn't sane? Spoilers up to OotP. Harry/Bellatrix
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,233 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Fall of the Light Child by ChoCedric reviews
Changed into a one-shot from a longer story. Everyone knows the prophecy now: either Voldemort or Harry must die for the war to be over. But as much as they knew there was a chance evil would prevail, no one actually expected it to happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Life, Death, Love and Luna by funkyorange reviews
Harry never was a normal person. But neither was Luna. So maybe that was why they were so perfect for one another. Rated for being slightly ? disturbing. Probably doesn't deserve it, but I'm paranoid.Knows someone who's a distant cousin to Phenomenon
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Not Go Gentle by cloneserpents reviews
As the world and everything he knows dissolves into chaos and anarchy, Voldemort's plan to destroy Harry Potter is realized. Post HBP VERY DARK/DEMON HARRY – HAREM HP/HG/SB/DG PLEASE READ WARNING!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 220,800 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Pretty Red by MildredMaude reviews
The outcome of the Great Wizarding War has left Harry's mind shattered. Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Trial of Dolores Jane Umbridge by apAidan reviews
The trials of the Death Eaters and followers of Voldemort are winding down, but the Minister of Magic has saved the best for last. Former Undersecretary Umbridge is about to find out why crossing a bookworm is a very bad idea, especially this one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,618 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fruit by TuesdayNovember reviews
Trapped at Malfoy Manor, Luna Lovegood is taken as Bellatrix Lestrange's personal servant. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,381 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Bellatrix L., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,951 - Reviews: 3508 - Favs: 6,021 - Follows: 2,673 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Shattered Surrender by sick-atxxheart reviews
They had expected to find a little boy, a broken child, ready to come to the light. They had been wrong. An unexpected relationship with Bellatrix Lestrange and the Dark Lord while in Azkaban leads Harry to find new power and purpose. Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,042 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Bellatrix L., Harry P.
Child of Grace by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
Hiatus. AU. The Girl-Who-Lived discovers the wizarding world and unearths secrets that could change her life forever. Or end it. Fifth Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 54 - Words: 370,545 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 1,245 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Harry P., Luna L., Blaise Z., Tom R. Jr.
to break a good man by Ayla Pascal reviews
Bellatrix takes Neville as her prisoner.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,739 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Neville L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
No Country for Young Men by emily.down reviews
Stan Shunpike joins the Death Eaters under the Imperio Curse. But that's not exactly true, is it? "I'm a cold, hardened bastard. A free one." Title is reference to the Coens movie.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Stan S., Augustus R. - Complete
Retribution by TuesdayNovember reviews
Drabble. For the 'photos' challenge on xoxLewrahxox's forum. Bellatrix seeks retribution through two pictures she sends to Alice Longbottom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Bellatrix L., Alice L. - Complete
Seeing Things by Kitty Smith reviews
Bella's always seen things that aren't there. So has their newest prisoner- what will happen when these two discover one another's unique "talent?" BellaxLuna BLLL LLBL LunaxBellatrix Luna/Bellatrix Lestrange Femslash oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Bellatrix L., Luna L. - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 2,401 - Follows: 391 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Notebook by skrybble reviews
"'Poor boy,' thinks the receptionist as she watches him go, like she does this time every day. He's very brave, and in a way he always has been, but three broken people are quite a lot for anyone to love." Neville/Luna. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
The Dark, the Light, and the Grey by N. Forest reviews
Answer to Mother Bella challenge on Potions and Snitches. Bellatrix is unable to have children of her own and kidnaps Harry Potter to raise him as her own. She flees to Severus Snape for help escaping aurors. AU and OOC Bellatrix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 94,315 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bellatrix L., Harry P. - Complete
Ron's Secret by DeathlikeSilence reviews
Can a boy fall in love with his best friend's owl? Contains bestiality and very graphic scenes. Read at your own discretion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Ron W., Hedwig - Complete
Malfoy Property Rules by eccino reviews
It was simple. If he liked it, it was his. Rating for one somewhat suggestive rule.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Very Talented Students of Hogwarts by iRabid reviews
A tragic story about if Hogwarts had a talent show. Has James Potter, Severus Snape, and Professor Flitwick as other main characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Evan R., OC - Complete
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 2,140 - Follows: 288 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Haunted by GoldenTresses91 reviews
When all seems to be well, the past comes back to haunt us. And this time, his victory seems to be inevitable. Set nineteen years after the fall of Lord Voldemort, Lily Luna Potter takes center stage.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Lily Luna P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Life's Work by thinkatory reviews
Augustus Rookwood, gen. "When they take him there, he doesn't panic. The dementors can't touch him. There is nothing he regrets."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Augustus R. - Complete
The Inner Workings of Death Eaters by Madea's Rage reviews
Little known facts about certain Death Eaters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Severus S., Bellatrix L. - Complete
A Tale Of Seasons by lordhellebore reviews
ONE-SHOT: Her master's victory is nothing like Bellatrix hoped for. She lost everything, and even the Dark Lord has no more use for her. The only thing that is left to her is one prisoner.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,399 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Bellatrix L., Neville L. - Complete
Earl of the North by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is framed for the mass murder of Muggles after he deals Voldemort a stunning blow. He is sent to Azkaban where he and his cell mate, Bellatrix Black, begin to discover Harry's heritage and his potential power as they plot to escape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,938 - Reviews: 4267 - Favs: 6,323 - Follows: 3,239 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Between Ruin and Salvation by ms. commas and ampersands reviews
It was only one second. One second when Remus stared at the rigid body of his last best friend falling through the veil. One second when he heard James's son too late, when he wasn't fast enough to catch him. Then Harry ran through the veil.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,271 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 9/8/2009 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Luna L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Masters of Death by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter and Amanda Maxwell, his girlfriend and lover, are starting their first-year at Hogwarts. And so is their best friend and indentured servant; Death Incarnate. A very different take on what happens when Something Grim This Way Comes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 794 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Blue by KJS X-OVER reviews
Who comforts Hermione when her world sinks to a dark blue? LLHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
They Thought It Was Azkaban by OccAmy Phyre reviews
They thought Azkaban took her sanity. They believed it was the Dementors and the memory of all the awful things she had done that broke her. They were so wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Loki by bob-the-blue reviews
Wip. AU. What happens when an 8 year old Harry Potter becomes the god of mischief? Whatever Loki wants to, that's what.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 19,859 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Harry P.
Hawaiian Dicking by metalgear34 reviews
Best. Fanfic. Evar. srsly
Rocket Power - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete
Full Circle by mellode reviews
It’s there…the incantation of the deadly spell, right there on his lips, but he pauses for some reason and suddenly all he can think of is that pair of green, green eyes. ER/LE Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Evan R., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Anything but Slytherin by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 141 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blood Memory by Domini Porter reviews
Lily Evans likes Bellatrix Black. Bellatrix Black likes blood. Slashy, plotty, sexy. 93% canon compliant! Please note the presence of some heavy darkness, as well as bloodplay. Feel free to review, if yeh want.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,188 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Bellatrix L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ending the Season of Snows and Sins by moonblossom55 reviews
When Luna finds Terence's Death Eater's mask, the last thing he expected was forgiveness, but then with Luna he should have expected the unexpected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Luna L. - Complete
Family Reunion by JJ Rust reviews
During a family outing at the London Zoo, Harry has an unexpected encounter with Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia. But what happens when the Dursleys must deal with Harry's wife . . . Luna Lovegood!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 169 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Sneaking Serpent Walks by Shinysavage reviews
AU. Book 2: Plagued by horrific dreams, and struggling to control his magic, Harry is looking forward to a peaceful year at Hogwarts. But a dreadful secret is beginning to uncoil…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,464 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Complete
A Stranger in the Promised Land by serpant-sorcerer reviews
PART II: Harry Potter thought that he had found a way home but something went wrong. Now he finds himself trapped in another dimension, in which someone else was cursed with the famous scar, and Tom Riddle never became the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 109,659 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Tears by mellode reviews
Maybe I should have stayed home. At least then, I wouldn't have to cry for the idiots that died. Spoilers for DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Zacharias S. - Complete
Not Right For Him by JJ Rust reviews
How will Hermione react when she learns Harry and Luna are together?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,929 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Dementor's Kiss by maybe another time reviews
A girl's love for dementors and the price she finally pays.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Complete
Something in the Pumpkin Juice by Forsaken Elf reviews
All of Hogwarts is permanently brain damaged from insane house elves' tea. Emo poems, Mary sues, fireworks, marriage and lol ensues. [ femslash & slash ]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,582 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 3,433 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Hell by MetalLoverDeborah reviews
Yaxley and I met the same fate. Can you remind me why I joined the Death Eaters? [Minor: MacnairYaxley] Avery's P.O.V
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
Epilogue by Arrmaitee reviews
SLASH! PARODY! You've all read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. But for those who crave an unauthorized, uncensored view of what really happened during the epilogue, nineteen years after Harry's saucy, slashy romp at Hogwarts, read on! DH SPOILERS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Death And Harry Potter by MattD12027 reviews
Chapter 'King's Cross' and what it could have been. Book 7 spoilers. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/25/2007 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Disney Bonanza 2003 by Jesus is Hawt reviews
A wild fuckfest of Biblical proportions. The most famous story at aff.
Disney - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2007
Unholy by Lady Salazar reviews
There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 422 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Stranger in an Unholy Land by serpant-sorcerer reviews
PART I: Days before his 6th year, Harry Potter is sucked into another universe by forces not of this world. Dazed and confused, Harry finds himself in a world where his parents are alive, where Voldemort has never fallen and he is Voldemort's key enforcer
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 470,388 - Reviews: 1617 - Favs: 3,383 - Follows: 1,086 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
War Wounds by Lowlands Girl reviews
[Pre DH] Written for hpholidaygen at LJ. Ginny, Luna, Bellatrix, and a dungeon. Genfic, dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Flames of Betrayal by marietsy2 reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban and was later found to be innocent. With the help of Ron, he will find out who his true friends are. Will he forgive those who betrayed him? Will he be able to let the world know what kind of man Dumbledore really is? Who
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 200,869 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 1,771 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P., Ron W.
Therefore, x plus y equals Death by mooncalf07 reviews
Padma Patil has always considered herself a logical creature. But when logic tells her she should join the ranks of the Death Eaters, how much is she willing to sacrifice to attain it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,299 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Padma P., Draco M. - Complete
Twelve Dark Moons by Sophiax reviews
As a captive of Lord Voldemort, Luna Lovegood never thought she would live beyond the first 24 hours. Saved at first by her quick wit, Luna learns the depth of human evil…and becomes the Dark Lord’s greatest weakness. Eventually LVLL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,916 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Voldemort, Luna L. - Complete
The Mental Foreman by druidgoddess reviews
Why Foreman is the neurologist.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/29/2007 - E. Foreman - Complete
Harry Potter and The Block of Fudge by Pretty Good Satan reviews
AU. What if Harry was raised not by the Dursleys, but by a psychopathic Fudge? Intended to be humorous.. In a way, at any rate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Arthur W. - Complete
A Surreal Tale by E. M. Pink reviews
AU. Slytherin!Harry. What happens to the Wizarding World when Bellatrix and others discover the news of her inability to bear magical children? An enraged Dark Lord falls, and a small boy becomes missing: Harry. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,908 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Bellatrix L., Harry P. - Complete
Esse Quam Videri by razzle-dazzle-me reviews
AU What if Harry Potter really was an Incurably Criminal Boy: a trouble maker, a rule breaker, a psychotic pyromaniac. Albus supposed he should have seen this coming. An Azkaban!Harry fic of sorts. Hellatrix'n!Honks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
This Is How She Remembers by unperfectwolf reviews
Gen, Luna Lovegood . oneshot . She was the only one to survive in the end. She had fallen, like everyone else, when the end had come, but she had lived. When they asked her how come she had lived, she always answered the same. 'Because someone has to reme
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Luna L. - Complete
Paint By Numbers by Wheezy1 reviews
Dark Harry. The war is over, the UK in shambles, as is Harry’s life. It’s time for vengeance against the people who started all his misery. Rated T for violence and torture. No sex, no romance, no language, no slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,477 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Hatal Fart Attack by Corwalch reviews
This is in response to a plot bunnie on how to give Vernon Dursley a heart attack. Rating to be on safe side. This story is a one shot and complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,545 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 104 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The burning fairy by Bagge reviews
Luna Lovegood is a curious girl, ever interested in what lies outside the knowledge of man. Some of that knowledge would better have stayed outside. Horror. Crossover Rowling & Lovecraft.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,186 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/16/2006 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Luna L., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dark Side of the Moon by FragrantPowders reviews
They tell me my name is Luna Lovegood. But who is Luna Lovegood? I asked one of the Ladies this but she didn’t answer me. She just gave me one of those smiles they have all given me since I woke up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,753 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Luna L., Pansy P. - Complete
Dark Comedy by Fresh C reviews
Ron writes out the story of his last days on Earth. With the help of Luna Lovegood he learns the truth about hope and insanity. Through it all, he can not escape the pull of his own dark humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
Until it Sleeps by Skull Bearer reviews
The descent to the pit of darkness well marked by all those who have come before is trodden once again. Harry Potter's descent to the Dark Side. DeathEater!Harry. Now one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,694 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1620 - Favs: 5,173 - Follows: 1,062 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Dead Skin Mask by Skull Bearer reviews
A free-form poem about the Death Eater mask.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
The most loyal by Skull Bearer reviews
On a Death Eater assignment, Bellatrix considers and corrects the assumption that the only bad things about being a Death Eater are Azkaban and the Dark Lord's Cruciatus curses. A blunt view of what being a Death Eater entails.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Bellatrix L., Draco M.
Her Prince Charming by Monkeygurlevr reviews
Luna has a terrible life. At home her widowed father abuses her. At school kids tease and taunt her. She has no friends. In the Ravenclaw girl's dormitory, girls force her to be their slave. who will save her? rated pg-13 for language HL COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 36,426 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/23/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
The Chronicles of Lucius by Fyrie reviews
Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,161 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Lucius M. - Complete
What Comes In Between by Bellatrix Black reviews
Severus and Bellatrix -- so alike, yet so very different. During a Death Eater celebration, Severus and Bellatrix discuss Sirius' death. One-shot. (Severus&Bellatrix)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/20/2003 - Severus S., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Children's songs for Dark Wizards by Indigo Ziona reviews
A collection of filks about Death Eaters, Voldemort etc to the tunes of some of my favourite children's songs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/22/2003 - Published: 9/2/2002
We Were Soldiers by Argenteus Draco reviews
Some of us were martyers, some were heros. But there was one thing we all were. We were soldiers. A collection of narritives done by those who survived the War against Voldemort. Some fought for the Light Side, some for the Dark, but all were soldiers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 1/11/2003 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Farewell by Skull Bearer reviews
A rather twisted story of the most hated house in Hogwarts, this will change your opinions of the books forever, you have been warned! -A/N I own nada!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/10/2003
Do You Feel Brave? by Skull Bearer reviews
Shadows and darkness of the Dark Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Shadows of the Past by Taricorim reviews
An extreme take on the corruption of Ginny Weasley. Contains murder, mayhem, and insanity. Implied T/G and H/G.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2002 - Ginny W., Voldemort
Terence Higgs by bluemeanies reviews
You ever wonder how the old seeker responded to the amazing broomstick bribe of second year? Well, here is a story for you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2002 - Severus S., Terence H. - Complete
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Life is Lettuce reviews
Shining examples of literary genius abound as Harry & friends do some stuff, and some other stuff, and some other stuff, and then some stuff happens, and some people do some stuff. And then Snape cuts his head off with a chainsaw, everybody is Luna, Oliver Wood plays Slayer out his mouth, and some other stuff... whatever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,650 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Friends reviews
Instead of making new friends on the Hogwarts Express in 1995, Luna loses the only one she has. In the lonely year that follows, she discovers just how well the name 'Loony Lovegood' fits her. Insane!Luna. Very dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Luna L., Ginny W.
Storyland Azkaban reviews
Voldemort's most faithful Death Eaters attempt to pass time in Azkaban by making up horrible, horrible stories about each other. Written for the fic exchange at xoxLewrahxox's forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B. - Complete
Voldemort's Revenge reviews
Voldemort has finally escaped Limbo after spending a couple of eternities there. What will he do to those who killed him the first time around now that he's back? Find out! ...Currently Playing: 'Fifty Horny House-Elves'...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Poor Roddy reviews
Rodolphus Lestrange discovers the perils of cheating on his wife... again. And again. And again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Rodolphus L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Life Changing Head Injury reviews
Due to a severe head injury, Harry experiences a rather extreme change in personality - namely, a sudden tendency to kill people he doesn't like. Awesome!Psycho!Harry, Harry/Luna main pairing, Übermanipulative!Dumbles, major Weasley-bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,647 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P., Luna L.
Or, How Lockhart Learned to Love the Tentacle reviews
Oneshot, written for the Collaboration Challenge. One day in early September, Gilderoy Lockhart unwittingly bears witness to a moment of true, beautiful, sparkly, somewhat squelchy true love. Squiddledore. Written in collaboration with TuesdayNovember.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Giant Squid, Albus D. - Complete
Hell and the Toad reviews
Harry Potter stares into the face of hell. Marriage law parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
How Lucius Malfoy Accidentally Destroyed the World reviews
"Have you ever considered the advantages of owning a complete, four hundred and twenty seven volume set of encyclopedias?" Lucius's dream job brings about the apocalypse. Contains Time-Turner abuse, spearmint gum, a cosmic acid trip, and Luna Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,231 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Lucius M., Luna L. - Complete
Vexilla Regis Prodeunt Inferni reviews
Death Eaters create a bloodbath in a muggle shopping center in 1977: The first is a sadist with a paintbrush, the second a capricious sociopath, the third a feral lunatic, and the last an enforcer of terror. Features Mulciber, Avery, Rosier, and Wilkes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,595 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Avery, Evan R. - Complete
Unknown Death Eater reviews
"...Died in the service of Voldemort; may his life be a reminder of the evils we must never repeat, and may his death mark the beginning of an age of peace..." Beneath an old, dead tree lies the shallow grave of an unknown Death Eater.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Complete