Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter.
About the Author
Hello. I'm a communist. It is my duty to the Motherland and to the People to write stories for you. Karl Marx told me so in a dream.
I'd like to mention that I collect nuclear devices. I have several of them. I do it just in case Josef Stalin, the Glorious Leader, is resurrected during my lifetime. He will return, as prophesied by the entrails of L Ron Hubbard, and with him he shall bring glorious totalitarian communist rule, gulags, Siberian labor camps in Florida, cold war, more cold war, freezing war, subzero war, and absolute zero war. It will be glorious and wonderful, and glorious as well. Did I mention that it will be glorious?
The People will rise up and overthrow the capitalist pigs, bringing peace, love, prosperity, happiness, truth, delicious ham sandwiches, yaks, an end to world hunger, other such delights, qua qua qua, qua qua qua, qua qua qua, and there will be no more suffering and no more war and no more crime and all the trains will run on time and coincidentally did you know that herb mint facial masks ought to be left on for ten minutes while one checks one's toenails, qua qua qua, qua qua qua, qua qua qua...
And have I mentioned how glorious the revolution of the People will be?
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92 percent of the population would not die if i told them to. If you are part of the 8 percent who would, kill yourself right now
Pairings I ship...
I'm partial to HPLL, but I like any pairing if it's well-written, het or not. There is only one very strange, very obscure, very pointless, very just-what-the-fuck-do-you-think-you're-doing-sir pairing I will never, ever be able to read without puking. It is so obscure I'm not even going to mention it here. And it is NOT Lucius/Peacock, which is awesome and should be done more often. I do really like reading obscure pairings besides the one-which-shall-not-be-named, though.
Characters I particularly like...
Harry Potter, Luna Lovegood, Theodore Nott, Tracey Davis, Bellatrix Lestrange, Sirius Black, Evan Rosier, Lord Voldemort/TMR
Characters I don't particularly like all that much...
Ronald Weasley, Dolores Umbridge (really, who does like her, anyway?), Molly Weasley, Cho Chang
... Not that I have anything against those characters (even Umbridge) if well-written.
This is where I post news and other announcements for no one to care about.
4/10/2012: Chapter 6 of Friends ('January') has been posted.
Please be aware that some update dates may change due to the fact that real life sometimes gets in the way - but I will not disappear or put any of my stories 'on hiatus'!
Harry Potter and the Life Changing Head Injury
Hell and the Toad
How Lucius Malfoy Accidentally Destroyed the World
Unknown Death Eater
Vexilla Regis Prodeunt Inferni
The Power He Knew Not Was An Alcoholic Godfather
This Time Around
(All shall bow before my amazing and miraculous beta-reader, the one-and-only TuesdayNovember!)
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