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Joined 08-15-11, id: 3165042, Profile Updated: 09-18-12
Author has written 5 stories for Warriors, Twilight, and Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch.

I am a Beta reader.

To ALL my readers: I know that people want me to finish my stories, but I've moved to Fictionpress. That is now my main focus. I may still update this from time to time.

My forums PLEASE CHECK THEM OUT!

http://www.fanfiction.net/myforums/Jayfeathernya9/3165042/

REVIEW MY STORIES AND THAT STUFF! PLZ IF U LIKE THEM DO IT! I LOVE EVERYONE WHO REVEIWS MY STORIES UNLESS IT'S REALLY UNESSISARILY MEAN! ALSO FAVE EM, CUZ U KNO U WANT 2! THANKS!

Hi! Hai! Hallo! H'lo! I was introduced by Frostfur72/frosty (i know her from school) to this website and I LOOOVE IT! I am often described as kind, weird, creative, and smart. The internet is my outlet for my crazy side, so bear with me. I have trouble staying on topic when typing and picking my fav things/hobbies :)

Cookies= YAY!

I am a member of Foxclan, with hopes of creating peace not war between us and Lawlclan.

NOTE: I like that copy and paste chain stuff.

PLEASE REVIEW MY STORIES! TELL ME IF YOU HAVE SUGGESTIONS! R&R PLEASE! I REALLY LOVE REVEIWS, EVEN IF THEY ARE MEAN! I WANT SUGGESTIONS AND COMPLAINTS!

i have to get this outta my system... dont worry. im not a lunatic 24/7.

age:nope. its between 1-100.

location: sorry, not here.

birthday: cant tell...

other PERSONAL information (stalkers look here!!): error: please insert another quarter.

Okay, fine. FINE! I will tell u something about me.

I go by Jay.

I am known as Coconuttykitty on youtube.

I am Happycat on Blogger.

I love cats, foxes, and wolves.

I love to read, write, draw, go on the computer, play outside, and hang out. I am going to be an author, LIKE IT OR NOT. Acctually I have a zillion hobbies/likes so i can't list them all here!

LOOK OUT WORLD!

It is not a myth that I have evil kitties at home that will only answer to me. I do send them after mean people and, well, just people who are...well...STOP LOOKING AT ME!

I will say meow more that nessecary, especially at the beginning of scentances. And I suck at spelling. Obviously.

I am crazy. OH MY GOD! WHO HERE HAS EATEN FRESH CATNIP?? I BOUGHT SOME AT A PET STORE AND IT TASTES AWESOME! LIKE MINT! See? I told you I was a cat. Meow. But really, I am crazy. The internet is my way of expressing it. As well as drawing. And writing. RAWR!

I have a friend who is a Dinosaur. No joke. Here is what she tells people: Rawr. I am a DINOSAUR! And then i tell her: Mrow! I am a CAT!

And she rawrs again. Nya! Nya is another thing I say.

I AM AN ANIME FREAK! I love Death Note and Black Cat!

BLAH BLAH! Blah is such an AMAZING WORD! yes, you will deal with all the CAPS.

I am a cluless, smart person. I know alot. I teach my BFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF (Best Fread forever and forever and forever and forever...) the smart stuff, she teaches me the "GOOD" stuff...hee hee.

I am subject to randomness!

I play tennis.

I like swimming, horseback riding (which i never do), skiing, and other stuff. I broke my wrist ice skating. Just a fracture on new years day of 2010. I also play piano! I have 2 brothers and a mom and dad. I ALSO HAVE A CAT! SHE IS BLACK WITH CARAMEL TORTISESHELL DESIGN AND WHITE PAWS, MUZZLE, THROAT, CHEST, AND TUMMY. SHE IS A DOMESTIC SHORTHAIR. HER COAT TYPE IS TORTISESHELL POINT. NYA.

NYA/ NYAN=JAPANESE 4 MEOW. DEAL WITH IT. I have stopped saying this as much as of 2012 :P

My Little Journal- the little details that you really could live without, but you read them anyway.

9/1/11

Doo. Goo. Moo. FOO! Hee hee.

a day of the october, monday

it's been a while since I wrote in this. hi! its in bold print now! do u like it?

5/19/12

I feel bad for not updating :P

I am CRAAAZY!

poems:

im not fat

im not skinny.

im not dark

or light.

my hair isnt

brown

or black

or blue.

its red.

and im just

a little chubby

and a little skinny.

im tan,

with freckles.

im me.

random:BLAH BLAH BLAAAAAAH. nom nom. O.O nar nar.

I Am Awesome

I am awesome,

I am free.

No one can tell me,

who I have to be.

I rule

this crazy world.

And no,

not because i am a girl.

And even though mommy said,

no way!

And daddy cried

not true!

My grandma told me

to give it up.

And my uncle said

that my futures blue,

If i do

what I want to.

But I still tried.

to the day I died,

even though they never said

I could do it,

I did.

I made it.

To the very end.

And now they see that they were wrong,

and I was right.

Because i fight,

late into the night.

i am who I want to be.

I am awesome.

I am free.

Come Save Me

i feel the blows that my daddy gives me,

don't pretend you don't see.

Help me!

And I can hear what my mother calls me,

even though my ears are nearly gone.

Heal me!

I am locked in the basement,

without a care.

It's not fair!

No food, no warmth in the night.

i am tortured by their endless plight.

Please! Save me!

But even though the people know,

and I know you do too.

Do they help me?

No.

Now I am sick and broken.

Cast on the road with broken bones.

Why won't someone help me,

when I am crying for it?

I cannot move, I die alone.

Hungry, cold, and in pain.

Come save me! i beg,

another blow to the head.

i welcome death now.

Escape this world now.

Almost done now.

Goodbye to pain,

to hunger,

to fear.

Because no one came to save me.

Almost Done

When I was two,

I asked my mommy how my super special party was coming along.

She said almost done.

It never happened. I stood standing on the poorch

waiting for the guests that would never come.

When I was three,

I asked my Daddy how much longer

'till I get a bike.

He said almost done.

I never even got a trike.

When I was five, I asked grandma,

who long till santa comes?

she said almost done.

But I didn't get one present.

When I was six,

I asked when Auntie Sue would be done with work so she could help me with my homework.

She said almost done.

She never helped me and I didn't have anything to show mt teacher the next day.

Now we jump through time,

to when I was nine.

I asked my sister

to go shopping

because she promised she would after her homework,

which was almost done.

We never got that ice cream together.

i was eleven.

My grandma in heven. So I asked my Granddad

if he could take me fishing when he was done fixing his computer.

he said almost done,

then took my brother hunting instead.

When I was thirteen,

my mother made my sister queen.

And i was just a common villager.

A pillager.

I no longer believed that almost done.

All my life I had no fun.

My daddy got my brother a car for his sixteenth birthday,

and me a tissue box for my fifteenth.

i had no sweet sixteen.

I was no beauty queen.

My uncle told me almost done

when he tried to shoot me with a gun.

But he missed and left me crying,

slowly dying.

And my mother, father, turned away.

My brother had no heart to stay.

My sister left with my aunt.

My granddad had gone to grandma.

I had no one left to stay,

and i began to slip away.

But as the darkness closed in,

they payed for all their sin.

Someone saw me, heard me cry.

Saved me from where I was about to die.

I awoke in a big white bed

with a pounding in my head.

I looked around,

and I found

someone watching me

anxiously. No one ever cared for me,

they were content to let me be,

as i died and wasted away,

but this one person

came and saved the day.

Someone cared

and took me in.

And my family payed for all their sin.

Sorrow and regret finally did them in.

And I got better.

And I asked my new mommy,

how much longer 'till I get better?

and she said almost done.

I screamed, and she soothed me.

She told me i'd for sure be fine.

I could trust her until I died,

and that she'd never ever abandon me,

the way my own family let me be.

And then she told me,

something I'd never heard before.

She said to me,

I'll keep you safe,

i promise you,

I'll never let you go,

I'll never wander far,

because I'm not moving anytime soon,

and lunch will always be at noon,

because i'm through watching you be hurt.

I'm done.

Fear

Fear is dark,

as black as night,

so thick sometimes,

you cannot see the light.

It blinds you,

holds you,

forces you still.

You freeze and die,

because you can't run or hide.

You would if you could even move.

But it closes in too fast,

no time for thoughts, no goodbyes.

Sometimes, if you're lucky,

you wont feel the pain.

Pain is quick,

fast as light,

but it can draw out

into the night.

It starts as just a tiny ache,

steadily growing.

And then suddenly you burst

into flames.

You are run over by a train,

dipped in boiling acid,

ripped to shreds,

your hear cut out with a long, cold knife.

As you die, pain

fades to sadness.

deep, dark misery.

You cry, you moan,

you weep. You remember happy times.

Happy times of smiles and saftey.

Angry times of mean words

and cruel, furious blows.

Long loneliness.

Anguish.

Love.

It all comes back

to one thing.

You.

Did you know...

1) Kissing is healthy.

2) Bananas are good for period pain.

3) It's good to cry.

4) Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

5) 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

6) Lying is actually unhealthy.

7) You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

8) It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

9) 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

10) It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

11) Chocolate will make you feel better.

12) Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

13) A good friend never judges.

14) A good foundation will hide all hickeys...not that you have any.

15) Boys aren't worth your tears.

16) We all love surprises.

17) Now...make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH.

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next fifteen minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

Copy and paste this on your profile please!
I am blind so can't see,
I am deaf so can't hear
and I am mute so can't speak,
But I can still make magic,

1) i need to tell you a secret. go to 5
2) the answer is... go to 11
3) dont get angry. go to 15
4) calm down don't get frustrated. go to 13
5) first go to 2
6) dont be angry just go to 12
7) i just wanted to say hi
8) what i wanted to tell you is...is on 14
9) Be patient and go to 4
10) this is the last time im going to send u to a number. go to 7
11) i hope ur not annoyed when i say this...but go to 6
12) sorry out of order. go to 8
13) don't get mad just yet...go to 10
14) i dont know how to say this but... go to 3
15) You must be really bored so go to 9

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10 year old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry was a warrior fan and had warrior spirit. Emmy and her parents, Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. On Wands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the ceremony and named her Brightspirit. Other fans agreed this was the perfect name. The Erins placed her along with her parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirit, Braveheart, and Shiningheart.
Please pass this message along by copy and pasting it into your profile and adding your name to the list of people who will always remember a true warrior: Wolfgrowl, Rainshimmer, Hawksky, Leopardheart, Winterthaw,Newlife, Jaypool, Jayflight

If I was a cat:

pelt: brown, creme, black, white, and grey tortiseshell long furred.

eyes: blue-green

name: Moonflight, Ivystep, Icepool (white and creame and grey tabby), or Jayflight (grey and white speckled with black points.) Also any of those names with -step, -song, -gaze.

she cat

kind and loving, with a very snappish side. loyal to her clan and friends, but not afraid to question things.

warrior, deputy, leader or medicine cat.

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I am not that girl,
The one that is super popular.
The one that is rich.
The one obsessed with Twilight.
The one that will lie to get her way.
The one that doesn't care about your feelings.
The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly.
The one that has a new boyfriend every week.
The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans.
The one that would cry over a boy.
The one that loves Justin Bieber.
The one that will give up because she broke a nail.
The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl,
The one who likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.
The one who reads and writes to escape.
The one who just wants to help.
The one that really wants to make a difference.
The one that sticks to her values.
The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality.
The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong.
The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.
The one that refuses to believe that this is it.
The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good.
The one that people like, because she's crazy.
The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, go for it.
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.
The one who won't give in.
The one won't give up.

THIS IS IMPORTANT, DO NOT SKIP!!!!
There are some really sad things in our world, and some people make things that spread the word about these things, but through fear. I don't want to say things like 'now that you've read this, you must copy and paste or you will die', but these fright tactics are what people use to raise awareness and shock you into doing things. I don't want to have depressing things in my profile, but really care. If you do to, then please, copy and paste. You'll be doing the world a favour.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

"The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Paste this on your profile if this touched your heart> if it didn't than you have one cold heart

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I, Jayfeathernya9, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution. Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution; because everyone knows how much it sucks when you have 500 hits and 3 reviews...

put this (o)on your page if u like music Put this on your page if you love to laugh out loud!!!! :) ()() (0.0) ( _ ) Paste the bunny on your profile and join the dark side! (SCREW COOKIES! WE HAVE ALL THE SWEETS IN THE WORLD! *Thorws Skittles* TASTE THE RAINBOW PEOPLE! TASTE THE RAINBOW!)

I was born on a beautiful night,

or rather I was created.

The sky was dark,

but the stars shone bright.

In a matter of weeks I was so much bigger,

warm and cradled,

loving and soft.

I loved my mommy and my daddy

with all of my tiny new heart.

But i was hurting mommy,

she was sick each morning due to me!

I cried inside her body,

and she never said she loved me.

She went to the doctor,

who was gentle but firm.

She talked about me like I was a worthless little worm!

One that had taken root,

in my mother,

and I, so small,

could not stop her,

when she drugged her

and she fell asleep.

I was screaming, why mommy don't you love me?

The doctor used her cold, hard things,

and I felt my life draining,

I felt myself slipping away,

and felt new warm eyes around me.

I looked up at God's smiling face,

and he told me another story.

The one about the other child- who died just like me.

Only this story, the mommy had to join him.

See, that mommy became very sick.

From the father who hit her with a stick.

The baby and her both died,

and when I heard that I continued to cry.

And God told me another,

of the child whose parent

left him at the side

of the road so wide.

But God also told me,

of the happy baby,

whose mother and father cried

with tears of joy

because their baby boy

had been born all perfectly.

I wish that could have been me!

But my mommy didn't love me,

and that daddy made that mother sick,

and the others left their baby in the wick

basket by the road.

But there are so many that live

happily,

why couldn't we have that life?

Every day, people create babies they don't want because they didn't take the extra step. Another helpless child looses a chance at life. And every day, people are abused. Stop that, it also hurts lives. And every day, another child is left on the road. Yet another lost or damaged life! Show some care and copy/paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list. Jayfeathernya9.

Funny XD-worthy labels and warnings

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief!

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.

sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 9

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chap stick.
You love to shop.
You wear shadow/eyeliner. (sometimes)
You wear the color pink
You Go to your mom for advice
You consider cheer leading a sport. (Um. No. Nononono.)
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing a necklace and small bracelets.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. (no but i do love shopping. Just not one of my hobbies.)
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (um, just cuz imma girl doesn't mean star wars isn't okay. I don't love it, but...)
You were in gymnastics. (does it still count if you were five?)

It takes you around an hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (no. i don't put that much stuff on or fuss that much.)
You smile a lot more than you should.(why would i do that?)
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.(i have two.)
You care about what you look like. (not obsessivley.)
You like wearing dresses when you can.(dresses r uncomfy.)
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (not in large amounts.)
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it (I did when i was little.)

Like being the star of everything.(not at all!)

Total: 11

So im a pretty nice mix!

The Insanity Test

X You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
X You have run into a glass/screen door.
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (i want to!)
X You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
X You have run into a tree/bush.
X You have been called a blonde.(i am one)

X You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (but i can't.)
You just tried to lick your elbow. (no but i considered it.)
You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
You just sang them to make sure.
X You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
X You have choked on your own spit.

You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
You type with three fingers or less.
You have accidentally caught something on fire.
You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
You have caught yourself drooling

You have fallen asleep in class.
X Sometimes you just stop thinking.
X Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

X You use your fingers to do simple math.
You have eaten a bug accidentally...
X You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
X You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (i looked for my glasses EVERyWHERE...except my head of course.)

You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.

X You break a lot of things. (lego creations, yes.)
X You tilt your head when you're confused.
X You have fallen out of your chair before.
X When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
X The word "um" is used frequently.
You don't know what "um" means. (i just said um.)

X You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
X You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (A laptop’s a calculator)(no...

Divide by 36 then multiply by 100(oh now i do!)

I am...DUDUDUDUDUDUUUUU! 58.3% INNNNNSSSAAAANNNE! (i was expectijng like a 70 so this is good news NOT!)

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)

Nicizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)

Blue Cat/Wolf

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name)

Taylor Jeramie

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name)

Mosnisha

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink)

Teal Creamsoda

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name)

Isaldn

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (Mother’s middle name)

Shade

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets)

Black Cookie(i like this one)/ Black Rustie (my past pets would make it Black Lance/Black Goldie)

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong)

Mango War (lawl)

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory)

Blue Bandanna

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Reversal of Fate by Tonight's The Night reviews
What if Syaoran had lost his memories instead of Sakura? How would their journey change if she was the one trying to find his feathers? AU.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 96,388 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 12/31/2011 - [Sakura, Syaoran]
Perfection by CARDCAPTOR KAIRI reviews
Ethan starts to get bullied...really badly. All the comments are starting to affect him . And now he's being called things worse than 'Teethan'. Will Ethan find a way out or will he let his insecurities get to him?Ethan/Benny bromance
My Babysitter's a Vampire - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Ethan M., Benny W.
A Curse And A Cure Twins of the Pink Pearl by Snow-Loftwing reviews
Luchia's been hiding something from everyone. Every month, Nanami Luchia disappears off to where none can find her and in her place, a boy steps in her place. But no one knows that that boy, is really Luchia! Can she stop this curse of turning into a boy every month before she'll never be able to change back? Twin fanfic. Twin!Luchia Boy!Luchia Counterpart!Luchia
Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,567 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Lucia N.
She is Love by anhanninen reviews
When Carlisle and Esme save a young girl from a terrible fate, how does she fit into the family? A story revolving around the love of a family and healing of a child. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 63 - Words: 188,400 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
The Girl Who Lived HIATUS by GreenInsomniaWriter reviews
Bella is the girl-who-lived. Her magic bound when she defeated Voldemort, she was found by Lucius, who decided to keep her in hiding until his master returned. Her gave her and the muggles that found her fake memories, and a glamour. When Dumbledore finds the long lost GWL, he brings her to Hogwarts, and starts training her along side...Rest of summary inside. Being re-written.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,393 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P., Bella
n i g h t m a r e by Rain's Song reviews
Jayfeahter is working hard to fufill his destiny until he is forced into the life of a kittypet. What will happen when his life is shattered around him? Will an unlikely friend pull him through this nightmare? Rated T for safety. R&R!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,399 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Jayfeather - Complete
Briarlight's Wish by Rain's Song reviews
"What did I do? I sat around each day, good for nothing more than sweeping away dust with my tail and sorting herbs. I couldn't do anything productive for my Clan. I was only a burden, another mouth to feed." One-shot!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Briarlight, Jayfeather
The Lion and the Willow by Rain's Song reviews
Young Lionkit meets a new friend, Willow. She is older and looks a lot like a warrior. But something's wrong. Lionkit is the only one who can even see her. Hollykit and Squirrelflight act like it's all just a game, but is it? Who is Willow, really?
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,408 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Lionblaze - Complete
We're On Our Way by Blue Truth reviews
After Annabeth's suicide, Percy is left alone with their newborn child and no idea on how to go on. He has no clue on why she ended her life, but after finding a note left in her will, he sets out to find out why. And what he finds could change everything
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Her King, Always by RhythilTyrathem reviews
Usagi has a secret she has kept since she was 10 years old. As her 18th birthday comes around, said secret comes for her in the disguise of a certain King and marriage.
Sailor Moon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,827 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Complete
Hogwarts, meet the Cullens! by HPBroadwayGleek reviews
"Harry, I cant love you..." Nessie said, "It's Jacob, right!" Harry screamed. "More than that, I cant tell you my life story, but he literally, ummm, I cant say, Im so sorry." Nessie said, as she ran. She didnt love him, but she hates hurting friends.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Harry P., Renesmee C./Nessie
Forgotten by R.L. Sisters reviews
In the world of the Warrior Cats, not every death is remembered. Join the forgotten kits, Snowkit, Larchkit, Hollykit, and Wolfkit, in their reflections of their deaths. By the R. Sister.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Complete
Sorry by dramaq reviews
LxL. AU "My brain would simply not stop functioning- for if it had, I would not be envisioning the harsh, lifeless gravestone on which, carved in elegant, mocking letters was the name- Light Yagami."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
A WARRIORS PARODY by flameshadow999 reviews
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Warriors - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 10/30/2006
If Tigerstar Wrote Warriors by Fall-chan reviews
Tigerstar's version of Warriors
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/13/2007
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Pitchi Pitchi Parody! reviews
I really do like Mermaid Melody. Really. Discontinued.
Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011
if we switched, would you still love me? reviews
twilight: typical romance: edawrdxbella. only this time, things are switched. Discontinued.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,122 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Bella, Edward
Blood Rises reviews
The darkest of dark cats comes out of the shadows with a plan more horrifying than anything the forest has ever seen. This cat's story is all but forgotten, even by Starclan. More inside Discontinued.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011
Skyclan's Journey reviews
Skyclan has been chased from the forest that has been their home for generations. Can Hailstorm help bring his clan to safety? Or will he too lose faith in Starclan? Discontinued.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 8/25/2011
Feathers reviews
Greykit is just a normal kit who wants to become a warrior one day...or is he? When a strange urging leads him into the mountains, he begins to realize the truth of his story. Discontinued.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,226 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 8/25/2011