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Author has written 9 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Doctor Who, and Kuroshitsuji.

Hey there random people who are reading my profile! My name is Dakotah! I'm new to this whole fanfiction thing, but here are the types of shows/shipping you're most likely to find here:



Yu-Gi-Oh! GX

Ouran Host Club

Doctor Who ((I love it with both my hearts ;D))

Hetalia: Axis Powers



Marik I./ Yami Bakura (Theifshipping)

Tea/ Yugi (Peachshipping)

Mokuba/ Rebecca (Kiddyshipping)

Tristan/ Serenity (I don't know)

Duke/ Serenity (I also don't know)

Joey/ Mai (Polarshipping)

Doctor Who

Doctor (yes, all of them)/Rose


Jack/Ianto from Torchwood

Ouran Host Club

Hikaru/ Kaoru

Tamake/ Haruhi

Hetalia: Axis Powers

France/ Britain

Britain/ America

Germany/Italy (only a bit)

Prussia/ Hungary (because I need SOME hentai in there, right?)

Austria/ Hungary (on occasion)


And, last but not least, the shipping I only THINK exists, the Kiddyshipping of Hetalia, Lictenstien/ Sealand! (Seriously, I think it does exist. I can't be the only one writing it.)

My thing is writing stories about my O.C Dakotah. I guess she's technically me, but her personality is a bit different. So, if you don't like stories about O.C's, go read someone else's stories. Simple.

My friends are Insanity'sNightmare and RizuOfWolves. Read their stuff, it's actually pretty good!

Find me on Youtube! http://www.youtube.com/user/supermonkeyEC?feature=mhee

Find me on Twitter! http://twitter.com/#!/DakotahJensen


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I'm SWISS, so I MUST be a cheese-loving, concertina playing penny pincher.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser

Copy and Paste on to your profile and bold-highlight the ones that apply to you.


normal people: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would rather rely on Ishizu for future predictions.

normal people: Say "OMG!"

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Oh my RA! (OMR!)"

normal people: Say "Shut up or I'll tell on you!"

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Shut up or I'll steal Seto's check book and blame it on you!"

normal people: Think bad guys are very ugly.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and absolutely love Bakura and Marik.

normal people: When being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY!"

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: When being chased yell "HELP ME ATEM!"

normal people: Get nervous or scared during thunderstorms.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know that there might be a duel between Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura, and that one of them might be shirtless.

normal people: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go directly to Domino City or find a way to Ancient Egypt.

normal people: Would be scared when they see people in purple cloaks chasing them.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Just know that Marik sends his rare hunters to be sure that you are fine.

normal people: Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycles.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it is possibly Marik.

normal people: Think Yu-Gi-Oh is just a stupid children’s card game.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know that Duel Monsters is the source of all happiness.

normal people: Solve their problems by suing each other.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Solve their problems by playing a children's card game.

normal people: Don't believe in real magic.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Are always watchful for chances to be sent to the Shadow Realm.

normal people: Don't believe in the apocolypse.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Laugh and show them Zorc and/or Season 0 Mokuba

And now an ode to yaoi:

And I were a duck

I'd swim to the bottom

And drink my way up

But Yaoi ain't vodka

And I ain't a duck

So give me some yaoi

And shut the fuck up

Female Comebacks

pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Hey baby, what are you doing tonight?

Woman: Not you.

Name twelve of your favourite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.

1) Italy

2) Britain

3) France

4) Prussia

5) Romano

6) Sweden

7) Finland

8) Russia

9) Canada

10) Hungary

11) Chibitalia


1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Romano/Hungary...No...Does such a thing exsist?

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?


3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?


4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Canada: Yes, why as a matter of fact my friend Rizu wrote one a couple months ago!

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

Finland/Britain: NO, I mean WTF that doesn't even make sense!

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

Prussia/Russia or Prussia/Canada: PRUSSIA/CANADA! PRUCAN ALL THE WAY!

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Finland, France/Russia: He'd probably get really embarassed and apologetic and run out.

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Britain/Sweden: WHAT?? How am I supposed to do that!!

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Prussia/Hungary: YES, TOTALLY, PRUHUN FTW!

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic. Italy/Romano:

Depends, if it's yaoi then More Than Brothers, but if it's just brotherly love then Always There.

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

France/Chibitalia: Something with rape. It's scary how much sense that pairing makes, considering France's personality...

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

Finland het: No, don't know if that exsists, Canada slash: Yes, I read it myself and so does Rizu.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?

PFFT, what is it with all these Canada questions? I dunna know, it'd have to be a pairing, and even then I don't write songfics.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Britain/France/Sweden: WARNING:May include drunk Brits, angry Swedes, and nude Frenchies.

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Finland, America/Britain: OMG USUK, YES A PAIRING THAT MAKES SENSE, anyway probably the same answer as number 7, except with a lot more blushing and some therapy afterwards.

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Prussia/Italy: PRUSSIA KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY DELICATE LITTLE TOMATO! But probably something like this: Italy goes over to Germany's house in the middle of a storm only to discover that he isn't there. Instead, Prussia invites him in to wait for the storm to stop and...other things.

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Finland: Yes, Finalnd/Sweden, SUFIN!

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

France: Uhh...Nope, unless it's me and it's France/Fem!France or France/Fem!Britain.

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Chibitalia: YES, in fact I have two pictures she drew me of him on my bulletin board in my room!

22)Would you write Two/Four/Five?

Britan/Prussia/Romano: Nope.

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Hungary: Hmm, not sure, either something about frying pans or Prussia. Or both.

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Just last night I read some Prumano with Rizu. Man, that is good stuff.

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Chibitalia/Canada: NO, I sincerely doubt Chibitalia would even GET that idea in the first place, so NO, drunk or sober!

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?


A) That makes no sense.

B) France.

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Finland/Russia: I'd be creeped out! Dude what about my RoChu and SweFin!

30. What would 12 and 1 be like in a relationship? America and Italy: Awful. That's why he's on the Axis and we're on the Allies.

32. 2 and 10. Totally crack or totally canon?

Britain/Hungary:Crack. Totally crack.

33. Is 4 het or slash better?

Prussia: Hmm...just for Prumano, I gotta say slash.

34. Have you ever read fanfiction of 5 and 11?

Romano/Chibitalia: No, but I'd love to!

35. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is after 8 and 9! (Baaaad joke . . . >.>;)

Why was Sweden afraid of Finland? Because Finland is after Russia and Canada! WHAT?? FINLAND, WHEN DID YOU GET SO B.A AND UN-UKE?

36. If 8 was to cosplay, what would they be?

A sunflower. Or something.

37. How many beers would 1 have to chug to have a go at 12?

Italy/Britain: There isn't enough beer in the world to make that happen.

38. Would 3 make a good couple with 6? Or a better couple with 2?

France/Sweden or France/Britain: France/Britain without a doubt! FRUK POWER!!

39. 6 and 7 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through?

Sweden/Finland: Considering that's so canon, yes.

40. Pick a Disney film to represent 10 and 2

Britain/Hungary: Uhhh... Maybe Beauty and the Beast?

41. If 3 and 11 are doing s & m, who's the sadist?

France/Chibitalia: o_e...France...but...o_e

42. Pick a song to describe a 7/12 fic.

Finland/America: I don't think there is a song to describe that...

43. Is there any evidence for 4/2?

Prussia/Britain: Nope.

44. How hot would 7/3 be?

Finalnd/France: Only a little, 2 on a scale of one to ten, only because France is in it.

45. If 7 walked in on 2 and 8 performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, what would their reaction be?

Finland, Britain/Russia: GAWD!! FINLAND, LEARN HOW TO KNOCK! But same as number 17, except with more therapy.

46. What's 1's secret kink?

Italy: Pasta. :3

47. How about 12?

America: Cowboy boots.

48. Or perhaps 10?

Hungary: Frying pans.

49. What title would you assign a 1/3/5 threesome?

Italy/France/Romano: Daaaa...oh god...o_e I DUNNA KNOW!!

50. How about 2/4/6?

Britain/Prussia/Sweden: BLAH! NO! NO! NO!

51. Or even 7/8/9?


52. So. 1 has a relationship with 6, but secretly wants 2. 6 knows this, and breaks up with 1 to go pursue 3, who's with 11. 11 is also with 10, however, who's cheating on 11 with 8. 8 finds out, and cheats with 7, who is, in turn, cheating on 4. 1 pursues 2, who just broke up with 5, who's now after 9. 1 gives up on this, and ends up with 12, while 6 finally ends up with 3.

Italy's in a relationship with Sweden, but secretly wants Britain. Sweden knows this and breaks up with Italy to pursue France, who's with Chibitalia. Chibitalia is also with Hungary, however, who's cheating on Chibitalia with Russia. Russia finds out and cheats with Finland, who is, in turn, cheating on Prussia. Italy pursues Britain, who just broke up with Romano, who's now after Canada. Italy gives up on this and ends up with America, while Sweden ends up with France: NONSENSE! o_e

53. Title a 6/7 western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperados, and such.

Sweden/Finland: I Didn't Know Finnish Could Be Cowgirls.

54. If 8/1 became canon, how would you react?

Russia/Italy: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!

55. If 2 and 9 became a couple, who would top?

Britain/Canada: Britain.

56. What if it was 3 and 9?

France/Canada: Still France.

57. 4 and 9? Prussia/Canada:


58. Do you know anyone who reads 9 slash?

Canada: Yeah, me and essentially all my friends.

59. Or 2 het?

Britain: I read Britain/Seychelles once, does that count?

60. Write me a little ficcy for 5/9.

Romano/Canada: NO.

61. Write a possible summary for a fanfiction involving 2/9/7.

Britain/Canada/Finland: WHAT!! NO! NEIN! I REFUSE!

62. Quick. 3 and 7 are cosplaying. What as?

France and Finland: Grell from Black Butler and Pinky Pie from My Little Pony.

63. Have you ever seen Fanart of 11 and 12?

Chibitalia/America: NO, I DON'T WANT TO!

64. Who would make a better college professor: 6 or 11?

Sweden or Chibitalia: Neither! I mean, I'd rather have Chibitalia, but they would both SUCK as teachers!

65. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it and does it succeed?

America, Russia: To capture one of the Axis. And yes.

66. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?


67. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?

Finland or Russia: Well, Russia creeps me out but Finland's not a very good bodyguard so Russia.

68. Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions?

Either Romano or Britain, not sure.

69) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Chibitalia, Britain/Russia: "*blink blink* Weird..."

70) How emo is Seven?

Finalnd: On a scale of one to ten, negative 657.

71) What would One and Four say if they were fighting over Two?

Italy and Prussia over Britain: Uhh, I dunna know because IT'S A CRACK PAIRING!!

72) What would Six look like if he/she was cross-dressing?

Sweden: Disturbing!

73) What would a One/Two baby look like?

Italy/Britain: Adorable, it'd have blonde hair, brown eyes and and idiot curl like Italy's!!

74) What is Five's ultimate weakness? Tomatoes.

75) Would Two and Four be better as siblings or lovers? Britain/Prussia: Well, they'd be disfunctional as both, but I guess siblings.

Wow! That's a LOT of questions.


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Letters to the Lost Girl by whoson1st reviews
Letters that the 10th Doctor writes to Rose, knowing she'll never see them, but needing to talk to her any way he can. Now complete.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 10,919 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Down Comfort by RoxieFlash reviews
After so long apart, neither one of them is sure. Rose takes the first step to close the gap.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Rose T., 11th Doctor - Complete
This Is Us by torsdagengel reviews
"Once the child has bonded to my grace it will be all but impossible to survive removing it before it is ready for separation. I will be…vulnerable." He waits a moment before adding, somewhat reluctantly, "The simplest option would be to remove the embryo now before it tangles itself any further." Dean is quiet for a moment. "Cas, do you want this?" The angel is hesitant, but nods.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,009 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Heaven By Your Side by despntiel reviews
Dean has to take care of a very grace-less, very human Castiel while Sam and Gabriel try to get his angel mojo back. But being together all the time makes feelings much harder to hide for everybody involved... Destiel, Sabriel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,063 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
Domestic Wishes by Starry Violet reviews
Surely a man, even a Time Lord, would only deny something so much if he actually secretly wanted it. This takes place right after the episode "Father's Day". My very first published fan fiction. Please tell me what you think!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2013 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Definition of Love by Living in a fantasy reviews
Five times Sherlock said "I love you" and one time John said it back.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Reasons and the Blue Box on the Street Corner by When In Doubt Smile reviews
Stranded in Pete's World, Rose Tyler makes a list. Years later, the Doctor comes to understand his companion a bit better. (Implied AU where Rose doesn't return to her universe and the events of "Turn Left" on don't happen.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/3/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Little White Lies by a thousand facets reviews
Rose and the Doctor's thoughts during Doomsday. In contrast to The Dark Truth. T for light sexual implications
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2012 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
Impala by lemonheadedmegan reviews
Destiel after the end of the series. Light mention of Sam/Amelia. Pure fluff. The Impala in Dean's new life.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,097 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Boy With the GravityDefying Hair by lauraxtennant reviews
Sequel to 'Five Times People Asked Rose Tyler...' The Doctor felt a sharp prod in his mind the minute he stepped out of the TARDIS. It tickled more and more as he walked. He put it down to nerves about being within the proximity of Rose Tyler again.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,033 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
This is Exactly What it Looks Like by The Hark-ness monster reviews
Dean and Cas get it on, only to be interrupted by that notorious, cock-blocking moose, Sam Winchester...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Catch a Falling Star by ohthelinsanity reviews
In which Eleven meets Rose; "So they just borrowed it?" Rose asked, tugging on the man's jacket. "It would appear so." The stranger carefully set Rose back on the floor. "People are always asking for borrowed time, more so than you might think. But you'll learn all that, you'll see."
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Rose T., 11th Doctor - Complete
My Boyfriend, Dean by Ho-sama reviews
Some of the finer things about Dean explained from Castiel's affectionate point of view. Dean/Castiel. [One shot]
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Better With Two by lauraxtennant reviews
Collection of Ten/Rose oneshots :D x
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 118,084 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 8/5/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Home Like A Stone by wincasters reviews
Dean remembers days like he wears them on his skin. So much of his life has been based around events that have fundamentally altered his existence, and the day Castiel pressed him into the wall of a damp cave after a wendigo nearly gutted them both, is a day that Dean won't forget.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Word of the Day by ifan13 reviews
A series of one shots involving Rose and the Doctor's "getting together", each one based on an unusual word ...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,446 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
The Science of Sleep by WhosInTheAttic reviews
The Doctor and Rose share a bed for the first time. Set sometime between "Dalek" and "Parting of the Ways".
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2012 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Kings and Lords by WhoMe-2 reviews
Rose Tyler never imagined she would one day marry a King, especially when she knew her heart belonged to a Lord. Will the possibility of a forced marriage to another force the boundaries of the Doctor and Rose's relationship to be crossed once and for all, or will it drive them apart? **1st in the Kings and Lords series**
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 114,047 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Randomness Show with Marik and Bakura by Angel BL-chan reviews
Marik and Bakura on a talk show, hosted by yours truly. Marik and Bakura claim they're not gay. Is it true? No. T for language and suggestiveness. ThiefShipping. Yaoi. DLDR. Based on The Abridged Series.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 39 - Words: 21,255 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Yami Bakura, Marik I.
Valentine's Day by theangelshavemymind reviews
February 14th. What is special about that day? Something happens today. Valentine's Day during the Doctor's travels.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
18 Holes of Tendershipping by Rose from the Dark reviews
Ryou and Bakura go mini golfing! Cuteness ensues! Multi-chapter drabble - one for each hole
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,786 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
The Slow Path by lauraxtennant reviews
I've adopted this story from CullenandSwan1993 - she wrote chapter 1, and asked me to continue it :D The Doctor and Rose land on a planet and the TARDIS gets taken from them, and they have to adjust to a sort of normal life until they can get her back x
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,609 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Small Comforts by scrambled-eggs-at-midnight reviews
Ishizu and her new husband die, leaving their daughter in Malik's care. Not everything is how it seems, however, and Malik, with the help of Bakura, has some problems to take care of. Mostly family,slight supernatural/adventure. On hiatus.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,440 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Marik I., Yami Bakura
Storm Song by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
Rose used to think there wasn't a word that sounded quite right to describe him. She likes calling him Doctor, likes the way it sounds and feels, likes what it says about him. It fits him better than a name, this title that he's made his own.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/20/2010 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
He Cried by JD11 reviews
“There’s five of us now. Mum, Dad, Mickey… and the baby.” He couldn’t help but picture a mop of brown hair dashing away from the destruction he had caused or a little girl between her mother’s knees as she braids locks of golden brown hair.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
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101 Ways to Love You reviews
A series of oneshots, of which there may or may not be 101. Some will fit in with the canon perfectly, some will be completely AU. Rating may go up for further chapters.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Things Jackie Doesn't Know reviews
A fluffy little Doctor/Rose oneshot. Rose and the Doctor learn a very important lesson about shagging in Jackie's flat. Specifically, not to do it. Rated T for innuendoes and language.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/16/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Brighest Star of All reviews
Britain's dead and America remembers a conversation they had years and years ago before the revolution. Not yaoi, like at all...that would be a little weird, since the first part is with little America, so just a little brotherly love oneshot. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/28/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Twelve days of Hetalia Heaven reviews
You attend a Christmas party hosted by America and end up playing Seven Minutes in heaven with any member of the Axis, Allies, or other assorted characters including a mystery character on Christmas day! I'll update everyday until then!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/14/2011 - America
Spirit's Wish reviews
When Bakura briefly meets a strange girl on the streets corner, he ends up falling headfirst into a drama he never bargained for. I might increase the rating later, depending on where the story goes.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Yami Bakura, The Winged Dragon Of Ra/Ra the Winged God Dragon
Somehow I'll Make a Man Out of You reviews
When Italy's behavior finally causes Germany to snap, can a new country give him a much needed crash course in being tough? Even if that country's a somewhat attractive girl? N.Italy./O.C
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - N. Italy, Germany
Spin the Bottle reviews
There are two things that make Marik very mad: One is when Melvin "Borrows" the Millennium Rod and doesn't bring it back. The other is when Bakura shows up on his porch at five o'clock in the morning and says "Hey."
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Yami Bakura, Marik I.
Trouble at AnimeNEXT reviews
A short story about my friends and I going to AnimeNEXT. I know it's listed as Kuroshitsuji and Yu-Gi-Oh GX, but it also has some Yu Gi Oh and Yu Gi Oh 5D's as well as some Inuyasha.
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh GX & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Grell S. - Complete
Kuribohshipping reviews
Jaden Yuki is only 17 and he already has an evil psycho on his tail. Great. He maintains that he does NOT need any help, but will his opinion change when he meets Destiny, a headstrong girl who speaks her mind? JadenxOC. My first story, so be nice!
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 8,692 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Yami Marik, Jaden Y./Jūdai Y.