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Joined 08-15-11, id: 3165756, Profile Updated: 09-02-14

Hi. You can call me Zii, Jay, Ambi or Osaka as Pasta does. I'm a Blackanese born-Brit and does nothing but eat the many varieties of cheese.

Do not tempt me with chocolate.

I like many things, hate many things, and not really bothered, in all honesty.

Oh, and don't call me Pedochu. This is mainly directed to Elise.

I'll probably be the weirdest person you know, to be honest. Most times, I can get really confused of the simplest of things and be tend to be very dull and random, hence why Pasta calls me, Osaka.

I'm nice if you let me sleep at night or I'd either be a horrible grouch or a sugar-plum princess. Actually, don't let me sleep. I'm sure you'll adore that side of me.

And . . . I guess that's all I'll really give you. Provided you want to reach me via call or whatever young hipsters use these days, too bad. I laugh at communication.

Oh, and I'm evil.

Also, lying is, like, 95% of what I do.

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A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,523 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 2,828 - Follows: 2,357 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5800 - Favs: 8,864 - Follows: 3,354 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 129 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Death of a Kage Bunshin by Foxie-sama reviews
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was perfect in every way and form. It is only the human element of it that is inherently flawed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 224 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete