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Joined 08-16-11, id: 3166210, Profile Updated: 02-23-14
Author has written 3 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Minecraft.

I love writing about Victorious, cartoon shows like Phineas and Ferb and if there are any typo errors in my writing I can tell you one thing for sure that they are purposely put there but definitely NOT spelling errors.

I don't really like character's names combined to make them look like a couple(I meant the characters), but I don't mean to offend anyone so if you're reviewing my stories please a billion times don't use them!

Oh and also I think I would just discontinue 'I. Will. Survive',

Oh yeah, everyone, please support my god-bro-and-cousin, Triton II.

Thoughts that go through my mind frequently:


What would happen if that person didn't exist...

How great would it be if I had an ice-cream cone in my hand...

This place is so cool! I wanna own it!

-BLANK EMPTY SPACE IN MIND-

I should be at home now, under the air-conditioner, with my list of favorite songs playing on the radio.

Ew, this place is so ugly. I should demolish and rebuild it.

Things I hate:


The colour pink, the colour gray, drugs, teenage gangs, stray nail clippings, stubborn peeps, really lame jokes, people with terrible English, people that sing off-pitch, a wrong note when I play an instrument, all homosexual peeps. 'Cause it's just WRONG. Yeah, am I'm proud of my hatred towards them.

My favorite genres of writing:


Adventure. I ABSOLUTELY love writing adventure.

Romance, just to keep romantic readers awake.

Comedy. What's a good story without a few good laughs?


My weaknesses:


Distractions, my mind plays music by itself when I'm studying so I can't concentrate at all.

Music, when a good song I know is playing on the radio or somewhere else, I literally stop everything I'm doing and sing along.

Things I love about myself:


My love for music. Keeps me sane.

My creativity, because loads of stuff are always popping up in my mind, like plans for the next Harry Potter book or the next awesome Wii game I'm going to create.

My aiming, because you'll rarely find me missing a target with a rubber band or a rifle.

I hope you have enjoyed my profile! Don't forget to read, comment and favorite my stories and me!


My random section:

The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go


You Know You're Obsessed With Percy Jackson and the Olympians When...

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, "CALM DOWN, ZEUS!"

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, "Hi Athena!"

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp Half-Blood shirt.

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams - or dream - about PJO characters/events.

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies .

You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:

-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate...

-Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.

-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.

-Hermes- Cutting off your Internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.

-Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me, I don’t want to waste her time!

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

You give all your siblings god parents

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research at websites, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You still think Thuke could happen.

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head.

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations.

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters.

You go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor. When the dude at the desk looks at you weird,you announce that you’re a demigod.

You put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth

You curse out the gods when something bad happens.

You watch the show and read the book every chance you get.

You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to Camp in New York.

You go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him.

You look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days.

You try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy.

Every time a major water storm or earthquake happens, you scream at Poseidon

Every time something or someone dies that you are close to, you blame Hades.

You’re in a running/swimming race, and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). (No offense, Ares)

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses???

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

Whenever your Internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

You cried when you finished TLO.

You eat, sleep, and breathe Percabeth.

Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page.

You're in love with a fictional character.

You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO.

You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series.

You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood.

If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff. (One of my favorites. ;D)

You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

You yell "Burrito Fight!" whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. (It's true, I totally do!)

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Athena)

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head during Math when you’re supposed to be taking notes.

You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

Each day you check every fan site you know of/for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, "Have you read PJO?"

On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

You yell "Mizzenmast!" whenever you enter a boat.

You have one (or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.

You know PJO better then most sane people.

You have links to every great PJO site.

You add things to the list every day.

You know what you would do if you were Percy.

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not.

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work.

For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Mythomagic cards, and they understood.

Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'.

You are trying to learn Greek. (I learned the Alphabet and can write it fluently!)

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

Every language you know is some form of Ancient Greek.

You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes.

You just have to research more about Greek mythology (I am now a genius about that field.)

You call up the Camp Half Blood number.

You want to learn Latin.

About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross-over.

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you have.

You make sure all of your friends (or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO.

Your friends (at least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree.

A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed.

You have something on your school things (or home things), that says 'Daughter (or son if you're a guy) of god/goddess’, and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says ‘Daughter an unliked god/goddess’.

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

You own every single book.

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.

You call yourself a demigod.

You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real.

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO.

You've called someone you know a satyr.

You name your pet fish Clovis

You noticed that in TLO, Rick Riordan wrote Connor in Chapter 3 (I Take a Sneak Peak to my Death) and Conner in Chapter 10 (I Buy Some New Friends).

You noticed that in TLT, Rick Riordan said the girl in Percy’s dream, (Thalia) had ‘stormy green eyes,’ when in fact she has electric blue eyes.

When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuf Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT.

You accidentally call one of your friends a PJO name.

You change the lyrics in LOVE STORY by Taylor Swift from, "Marry me, Juliet" to "Marry me, Annabeth".

You try to talk to horses.

You try to summon the dead.

You try to summon lightning.

You try to breathe underwater.

You look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement.

You check to see if horses have wings before you ride them.

You have done at least 15 (or more) of the above things.

YOU HAVE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE PAGE!!!


If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!


Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson:

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Apollo. The god of music, prophecy, sanity, truth, poetry, reason, healing, disease, archery, and the sun.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.

Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Illiterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates.

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.


Percy Jackson quotes

“Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves in a pattern that made no sense to me, but Grover looked concerned.
"That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there."
"Which one is me?" I asked.
"The little deformed one," Zoe suggested.
"Oh, shut up.”
-The Titan's Curse

“Dreams like a podcast,
Downloading truth in my ears.
They tell me cool stuff."
"Apollo?" I guess, because I figured nobody else could make a haiku that bad.
He put his finger to his lips. "I'm incognito. Call me Fred."
"A god named Fred?”
-The Titan's Curse

“You are okay?" he asked. "Not eaten by monsters?"
"Not even a little bit." I showed him that I still had both arms and both legs, and Tyson clapped happily.
"Yay!" he said. "Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!"
I hoped he didn't mean all at the same time, but I told him absolutely, we'd have a lot of fun this summer.”
-The Battle Of The Labyrinth

“What if it lines up like it did in the Trojan War ... Athena versus Poseidon?"
"I don't know. But I just know that I'll be fighting next to you."
"Why?"
"Because you're my friend, Seaweed Brain. Any more stupid questions?”
-The Lightning Thief

I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush."
-The Last Olympian

“God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!
Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!”
-The Titan's Curse

“Can you surf really well, then?"
I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to laugh.
"Jeez, Nico," I said. "I've never really tried."
He went on asking questions. Did I fight a lot with Thalia, since she was a daughter of Zeus? (I didn't answer that one.) If Annabeth's mother was Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? (I tried not to strangle Nico for asking that one.) Was Annabeth my girlfriend? (At this point, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.)
-The Titan's Curse

Braccas meas vescimini!"
I wasn't sure where the Latin came from. I think it meant 'Eat my pants!”
-The Titan's Curse

“It's him," I said. "Typhon."
I was seriously hoping Chiron would say something good, like 'No, that's our huge friend Leroy! He's going to help us!”
-The Last Olympian

“My mother made a squeaking sound that might of been either "yes" or "help".
Poseidon took it as a yes and came in.
Paul was looking back and forth between us, trying to read our expressions.
Finally he stepped forward.
"Hi, I'm Paul Blofis."
Poseidon raised an eyebrow and then shook his hand.
"Blowfish, did you say?"
"Ah, no. Blofis, actually."
"Oh, I see," Poseidon said. "A shame. I quite like blowfish. I am Poseidon."
"Poseidon? That's an interesting name."
"Yes, I like it. I've gone by other names, but I do prefer Poseidon."
"Like the god of the sea."
"Very much like that, yes"
"Well!" My mother interrupted. "Um, were so glad you could drop by. Paul, this is Percy's father."
"Ah." Paul nodded, though he didn't look real pleased. "I see."
Poseidon smiled at me. "There you are, my boy. And Tyson, hello, son!"
"Daddy!" Tyson [shouted]...
Paul's jaw dropped. He stared at my mother. "Tyson is..."
"Not mine," she promised. "It's a long story.”
-The Battle Of The Labyrinth

“I'm calm," Rachel insisted. "Every time I'm around you, some monsters attack us. What's to be nervous about?"
"Look," I said. "I'm sorry about the band room. I hope they didn't kick you our or anything."
"Nah. They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb."
"Was it hard?" Annabeth asked.”
-The Battle Of The Labyrinth

“Now, come over here so I can pat you down."
"But you don't have-" Percy stopped. "Uh, sure."
He stood next to the armless statue. Terminus conducted a rigorous mental pat down.
"You seem to be clean," Terminus decided. "Do you have anything to declare?"
"Yes," Percy said. "I declare that this is stupid.”
-Son Of Neptune

“Remind me again-why do you hate me so much?"
"I don't hate you."
"Could've fooled me."
She folded her cap of invisibility. "Look...we're just not supposed to get along, okay? Our parents are rivals."
"Why?"
She sighed. "How many reasons do you want? One time my mom caught Poseidon with his girlfriend in Athena's temple, which is hugely disrespectful. Another time, Athena and Poseidon competed to be the patron god for the city of Athens. Your dad created some stupid saltwater spring for his gift. My mom created the olive tree. The people saw that her gift was better, so they named the city after her."
"They must really like olives."
"Oh, forget it."
"Now, if she'd invented pizza-that I could understand.”
-The Lightning Thief

“The main courtyard was filled with warriors - mermen with fish tails from the waist down and human bodies from the waist up, except their skin was blue, which I'd never known before.Some were tending the wounded. Some were sharpening spears and swords. One passed us, swimming in a hurry. His eyes were bright green, like that stuff they put in glo-sticks, and his teeth were shark teeth. They don't show you stuff like that in "The Little Mermaid.”
-The Last Olympian

“Argh!" Thalia pushed me, and a shock went through my body that blew me backward ten feet into the water. Some of the campers gasped. A couple of the Hunters stifled laughs.
"Sorry!" Thalia said, turning pale. "I didn't mean to—"
Anger roared in my ears. A wave erupted from the creek, blasting into Thalia's face and dousing her from head to toe.
I stood up. "Yeah," I growled. "I didn't mean to, either."
Thalia was breathing heavily.
"Enough!" Chiron ordered.
But Thalia held out her spear. "You want some, Seaweed Brain?"
Somehow, it was okay when Annabeth called me that — at least, I'd gotten used to it — but hearing it from Thalia was not cool.
"Bring it on, Pinecone Face!”
-The Titan's Curse

“I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?"
"Madness is my specialty. It was quite simple."
"But...you did something nice. Why?"
He raised and eyebrow. "I am nice! I simple ooze niceness, Perry Johansson. Haven't you noticed?”
-The Battle Of The Labyrinth

“I'm Dylan. I'm so cool. I want to date myself, but I don't know how! You want to date me instead? You're so lucky!”
-The Lost Hero

“Can’t this thing go any faster?” Thalia demanded.
Zoe glared at her. “I cannot control traffic.”
You both sound like my mother,” I said.
Shut up!” they both said in union.”
-The Titan's Curse

“The Council agrees," Zeus said. "Percy Jackson, you will have one gift from the gods."
I hesitated. "Any gift?"
Zeus nodded grimly. "I know what you will ask. The greatest gift of all. Yes, if you want it, it shall be yours. The gods have not bestowed this gift on a mortal hero in many centuries, but, Perseus Jackson-if you wish it-you shall be made a god. Immortal. Undying. You shall serve as your father's lieutenant for all time."
I stared at him, stunned. "Um...a god?"
Zeus rolled his eyes. "A dimwitted god, apparently. But yes. With the consensus of the entire Council, I can make you immortal. Then I will have to put up with you forever."
"Hmm," Ares mused. "That means I can smash him to a pulp as often as I want, and he'll just keep coming back for more. I like this idea.”
-The Last Olympian

“Gabe scratched his double chin. "Maybe if you hurry with the seven-layer dip...And maybe if the kid apologizes for interrupting my poker game."
Maybe if I kick you in your soft spot, I thought. And make you sing Soprano for a week.”
-The Lightning Thief

“As for my brothers," Zeus said, "we are thankful"-he cleared his throat like the words were hard to get out-"erm, thankful for the aid of Hades."The lord of the dead nodded. He had a smug look on his face, but I figure he'd earned the right. He patted his son Nico on the shoulders, and Nico looked happier than I'd ever seen him.

"And, of course," Zeus continued, though he looked like his pants were smoldering, "we must...um...thank Poseidon."

"I'm sorry, brother," Poseidon said. "What was that?"

"We must thank Poseidon," Zeus growled.

"Without whom . . . it would've been difficult-"

"Difficult?" Poseidon asked innocently.

"Impossible," Zeus said. "Impossible to defeat Typhon.”
-The Last Olympian

“Hoover Dam," Thalia said. "It's huge."
We stood at the river's edge, looking up at a curve of concrete that loomed between the cliffs. People were walking along the top of the dam. They were so tiny they looked like fleas.
The naiads had left with a lot of grumbling—not in words I could understand, but it was obvious they hated this dam blocking up their nice river. Our canoes floated back downstream, swirling in the wake from the dam's discharge vents.
"Seven hundred feet tall," I said. "Built in the 1930s."
"Five million cubic acres of water," Thalia said.
Graver sighed. "Largest construction project in the United States."
Zoe stared at us. "How do you know all that?"
"Annabeth," I said. "She liked architecture."
"She was nuts about monuments," Thalia said.
"Spouted facts all the time." Grover sniffled. "So annoying."
"I wish she were here," I said.”
-The Titan's Curse

“Not knowing is half the fun," Aphrodite said, "Exquisitely painful isn't it? Not being sure who you love and who loves you? Oh, you kids! It's so cute I'm going to cry!”
-The Titan's Curse

“You're pretty smug, Lord Ares, for a guy who runs from Cupid statues.”
-The Titan's Curse

“A telkhine was hunched over a console, but he was so involved with his work, he didn't notice us. He was about five feet tall, with slick black seal fur and stubby little feet. He had the head of a Doberman, but his clawed hands were almost human. He growled and muttered as he tapped on his keyboard. Maybe he was messaging his friends on uglyface.com.”
-The Last Olympian

“Nico strode forward. The enemy army fell back before him like he radiated death, which of course he did.
Through the face guard of his skull-shaped helmet, he smiled. "Got your message. Is it too late to join the party?"
"Son of Hades." Kronos spit on the ground. "Do you love death so much you wish to experience it?"
"Your death," Nico said, "would be great for me."
"I'm immortal, you fool! I have escaped Tartarus. You have no business here, and no chance to live."
Nico drew his sword-three feet of wicked sharp Stygian iron, black as a nightmare. "I don't agree.”
-The Last Olympian

“They all ordered massive plates of eggs, pancakes, and reindeer sausage, though Frank looked a little worried about the reindeer. "You think it's okay that we're eating Rudolph?"

"Dude," Percy said, "I could eat Prancer and Blitzen, too. I'm hungry.”
-Son Of Neptune

“Two hundred Romans, and no one’s got a pen? Never mind!"

He slung his M16 onto his back and pulled out a hand grenade. There were many screaming Romans. Then the hand grenade morphed into a ballpoint pen, and Mars began to write.

Frank looked at Percy with wide eyes. He mouthed: Can your sword do grenade form?

Percy mouthed back, No. Shut up.”
-The Last Olympian

“Since Percy’d lost his memory,his whole life was one big fillin-the-blank. He was, from_. He felt like
, and if the monsters
caught him, he’d be_.”
-Son Of Neptune

“Nereus spun and expanded, turning into a killer whale, but I grabbed his dorsal fin as he burst out of the water.
A whole bunch of tourists went, "Whoa!"
I managed to wave at the crowd. Yeah, we do this every day here in San Francisco.
-Son Of Neptune

“He gave me the brochure. It was about the Hunters of Artemis. The front read, A WISE CHOICE FOR YOUR FUTURE! Inside were pictures of young maidens doing hunter stuff, chasing monsters, shooting bows. There were captions like: HEALTH BENEFITS: IMMORTALITY AND WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU! and A BOY-FREE TOMORROW!

"I found that in Annabeth's backpack," Grover said.

I stared at him. "I don't understand."

"Well, it seems to me… maybe Annabeth was thinking about joining."

I'd like to say I took the news well.

The truth was, I wanted to strangle the Hunters of Artemis one eternal maiden at a time.”
-The Titan's Curse

“Annabeth frowned. "That doesn't make sense. But why were you visiting --" Her eyes widened. "Hermes said you bear the curse of Achilles. Hestia said the same thing. Did you . . . did you bathe in the River Styx?"
"Don't change the subject."
"Percy! Did you or not?"
"Um . . .maybe a little.”
-The Last Olympian

“Bessie?” I looked down at the bull serpent. “But… he’s too cute. He couldn’t destroy the world.”
-Percy Jackson”
-The Titan's Curse

“One down," Beckendorf said. "About five thousand to go." He tossed me a jar of thick green liquid—Greek fire, one of the most dangerous magical substances in the world. Then he threw me another essential tool of demigod heroes—duct tape”
-The Last Olympian

“Question (from a reader) : Will the Wise Goddess Athena overthrow Zeus and become the ruler of Olympus?
Athena's answer : What an interesting idea . . . No, just kidding, Dad. Put away the lightning bolt.”
-Rick Riordan

“I slashed a wide arc with Riptide and vaporized the entire front row of monsters.
Back off!” I yelled at the rest, trying to sound fierce. Behind them stood their instructor—a six-foot-tall telekhine with Doberman fangs snarling at me. I did my best to stare him down.
New lesson, class,” I announced. “Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to youright now if you don’t BACK OFF!”
-The Battle Of The Labyrinth

“I sat up in bed. "What did he say?"
Tyson groaned, still half asleep. He was lying facedown on the couch, his feet so far over the edge they were in the bathroom. "The happy man said...bowling practice?"
I hoped he was right, but then there was an urgent knock on the suite's interior door.
Annabeth stuck her head in--her blonde hair in a rat's nest. "DISEMBOWLING practice?”
-Rick Riordan

Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"

Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"

"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."

Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."...I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."

"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.

"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt."
-The Titan's Curse

Jason scratched his head. "You named him Festus? You know that in Latin, ‘festus’ means ‘happy’? You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?"
-The Lost Hero

"Leo: “I can’t believe I thought you were hot.”
Khione’s face turned red. “Hot? You dare insult me? I am cold, Leo Valdez. Very, very cold."
-The Lost Hero

"Can we just call them storm spirits?” Leo asked. “Venti makes them sound like evil espresso drinks."
-The Lost Hero

"Hera: Ohh, Thalia Grace, when I get out of here, you'll be sorry you were ever born.
Thalia: Save it! You've been nothing but a curse to every child of Zeus for ages. You sent a bunch of intestinally challenged cows after my friend Annabeth
Hera: She was disrespectful!
Thalia: You dropped a statue on my legs.
Hera: It was an accident!
Thalia: AND you took my brother"
-The Lost Hero

"Getting something and having the wits to use it...these are two different things."
-The Lost Hero


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Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

How do you know you're obsessed with Naruto?

1. You dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree(Yes)

2. You can spit out a quote from any character at any given time (Hell yeah!)

3. You loudly declare homework 'Troublesome' (Yep)

4. You tell your teacher that your career aspiration is to become Hokage (Nah it's would be way to troublsome)

5. You constantly yell 'Believe It!' whenever you can (Not constantly... just some of the time)

6. You glue yourself to fanfiction (No kidding)

7. You read every chapter as soon as it comes out (Not all the time)

8. When you get mad you angrily tell your family that the only ties to them you have are the ones you'd like to wrap around their necks (Yeah right I get grounded for life!)

9. You recognize that quote and laugh about using it (Recognized yes)

10. You randomly cosplay as your favorite character (I want to, but how does Shika do his hair thing?)

11. You tell your teacher that once you graduate their class you'll join the ANBU (Nope)

12. When you're nervous, you tap your fingertips together (Yep!)

13. Your main method of annoying little siblings is to loudly yell 'Byakugan' and start poking them with two fingers (... sometimes)

14. You copy someone and declare that it's your Kekkai Genkai (Only once)

15. You try to crush annoying people by clenching your fist and saying 'Sand Coffin' (Yep all the time)

16. You start twitching every time some one says 'Youthful' (Yep I also picture a big sunset)

17. You plot out alternate endings to Naruto in your spare time (Uh-huh)

18. You know every detail about your favorite character (No not really)

19. When you talk to your friends, you talk about Naruto (Depends on the friend)

20. You declare loudly that you hate brats (... I am not kanky!)

21. When someone tries to eat the last chip, you flip out on them and yell 'Mine!' before snatching it and eating it (I am also not Choji)

22. You are always late and try to give lame excuses (Or Kakashi)

23. You electrocute yourself then yell 'Chidori' as you pass out (Not yet but one of these days...)

24. You call your test a Chunin Exam (Once...)

25. You tell your parents that it is their fate to let you slack off in school since it is your fate to fail (Can you say grounded for life?)

26. You lick your lips while trying to make your tongue seem longer (Yes...)

27. You declare yourself an avenger and spike your hair but only in the back (Once...)

28. You call the group that you hang out with the Akatsuki (No)

29. You doodle the Leaf Symbol every where (Not everywhere)

30. You take a fan and try to summon Kamitachi (Once)

31. You try to make your painting some alive (No one wants to see what I paint come to life)

32. You are still reading this, laughing and nodding(Yes)

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should leave the leprachaun and his Lucky charms alone, copy this in your profile.

Less than 1 precent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, Emeraldman, ShadedHope, Orgaization of 13 Ninjas, Kaiora, HeartFlare05, RoxRox, Forgotten in Darkness, darklightningdevil, HopeInHell, Little Miss Lovable, hybrid3690

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, George Bush, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714, cyber-porygon, Program X.A.N.A., Shining Pheonix, xan.tanuki, o.OEvangelineO.o, Bloodlustkunoichi, HopeInHell, Little Miss Lovable, hybrid3690

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

98 of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, copy this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you know/think your parent is a neat freak, copy this to your profile.

A recent study shows that 92 of all teenagers have moved on to rap, put this in your profile if you're one of the 8 who stayed with REAL music.

If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think Sasuke from Naruto should have the nickname 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this into your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

The people of the world are classified as black and white. If you want to be the only person with green skin copy/paste this onto your profile!

98 of internet users don't know the difference between "your" and "you're." If your part of the 2 that wants to punch them, put this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14, Sasu-Saku-cherryblossm, Daisy Valentine, cherry B101, HopeInHell, Little Miss Lovable, hybrid3690

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have insanly annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever had an arguent with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile.

If you have ever wanted to have a real Harry Potter wand copy this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile

If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination put this on your profile

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!.

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)


Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

A day without sunshine is like...night.

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around

I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-hearted person

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

1) New York City has 11 letters.

2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.

3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

4) George W Bush has 11 letters.

This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:

1) New York is the 11th state.

2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11.

3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9,2 = 11

4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers. 6,5 = 11

5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9, 1, 1 = 11

6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. 9, 1 ,1 = 11.

Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:

1) The total number of victims inside all the hi- jacked planes was 254. 2,5,4 = 11.

2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2, 5,4 = 1 1.

3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3, 1, 1, 2, 4 = 11.

4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers incident

THE STORY AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS PROFILE IS VERY SCARY. DO NOT READ IF POSSIBLE. ANYTHING ELSE I POST WILL BE ABOVE. THANK YOU! :D

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I ran over a llama because I'm awesome like that. :)This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Stories

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The Marauders by millie-mae reviews
The Marauders seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, from the first train ride to the last.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 81,520 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Marauders, Lily Evans P.
A Winters Tail by Gomylittlepony reviews
Ever wonder what Hermione's life was like outside of Hogwarts? Well, here you go. A bunch of Harry Potter mixed with a ton of Percy Jackson. Enjoy!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,106 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Hermione G.
Project Hunger Games by Project H reviews
A direct parody of the first Hunger Games film.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,551 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013
Silence is Golden by Dark-Light-Devil-Alice08 reviews
She can't speak, but yet she's a trainer. He hates Pokemon being used against their will, yet he's a trainer. They're mortal enemies, friends, and lovers all at the same time. OOC NxTouko
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,823 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/25/2011 - N H./Natural H. G., Hilda/Touko
New Heroes Series: Diamond and Pearl by Slight Negative reviews
Adam is a young trainer who's dream is to become Pokemon Master. Follow his journey as he is joined by his friends Sammy and Austin. Can they become the best there ever was?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 57,916 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Misty/Kasumi, Brendan/Yūki
The Life and Love of Hermione Jean Granger by Little Miss Lovable reviews
This is the life story of Hermione Jean Granger, the world's favorite book worm. We will explore her childhood, and what it would be like if she had met Harry a little earlier. They are in the same kindergarten class, and they become best friends. But when Hermione learns a terrible secret, what will she do? Warning: This will contain adopted sibling dating! Don't like, don't read!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,506 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
The Vega's Secret by GleeGirl95 reviews
Tori finds out a big family secret. Story is so much better than summary. READ AND REVIEW. Sequel will be made. Warning Sequel will be M.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,617 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Tori V. - Complete
The Demizard Tournament by AlleyKat2134 reviews
The Titan War had ended and the demigod's lives became quiet. A little too quiet. That is, until one day, Chiron announces that they would be participating in a special wizard tournament, the Triwizard tournament. What will happen when wizards and demigods compete against each other? Read to find out. Rated T coz I'm paranoid and there is going to be some very light cussing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,794 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012
The Potter Games by RobP96 reviews
In an AU where the Ministry Of Magic forces 8 tributes from the 3 main wizarding schools to battle to the death due to the Muggle Wars. It's Harry and Ron's final year in the bowl, but when someone special to both of them is chosen, someone must volunteer
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,751 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Harry P., Effie T.
Phineas and Ferb: Time quest by Zacseow reviews
Phineas and Ferb have to save the world from an evil person. They are the last survivors of the resisting members. The team includes their future children, OWCA and Hienz Doofenshmirtz. Another story "the great race" also on.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,687 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Phineas, Isabella
Percy Jackson Online Chat by freezingpizza14 reviews
This is the result of a bunch of teenage demigods with access to laptops. They online chat with each other even though their cabins are across from each other. *This story is no longer in my possession. Please read the author's note on the last chapter for details.*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,919 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Complete
The Song of Flames by Stinkfly3 reviews
When Phineas performs a song Candace forces him to sing, he realizes he was born for a reason: protecting the galaxy from an evil being.
Crossover - Pokémon & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,124 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Reshiram, Phineas
Throughout the Years by ourlaughingsouls reviews
A story of how Cat and Jade's friendship develops, in Jade's POV, starting in kindergarden. Still debating if i should make them a couple when they get older... Oh and please review! Tell me what you like, what you don't like, just say something
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,043 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Jade W., Cat V.
The Escape by Mu5icWolf157 reviews
"Okay, Cat. I have a plan, but we're the only ones that can know," I said, praying that Cat was paying attention. "Now, just think of this as a play or a movie..." Bade romance, Cade friendship.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,548 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Jade W., Cat V.
Best Friend by xhesaidshesaidx reviews
She doesn't hang out with just anyone, so naturally, it's an unwritten rule. You don't just blow off Jade West. Not if you want to live to see tomorrow. Cade friendship fluff. oneshot
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,521 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Jade W., Cat V. - Complete
Percy on Calypso's island Calypso's POV by liveforcolorx13 reviews
Ever wonder what Calypso was thinking when Percy was on her island? Well read here to find out!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,601 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Calypso, Percy J.
Yay, let's go to the beach! by K9GM3 reviews
Everyone knows Jade hates the beach. Cat probably knows, but chooses to ignore it. And so Jade finds herself surrounded by sand and sun...
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jade W., Cat V. - Complete
My Little Eevee by Something Less Than Epic reviews
A new trainer sets off into the world of Pokemon, followed closely by violence, persecution, and his pet Eevee. Set in the context of Leaf Green and Fire Red, albeit several years after.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,762 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 2/17/2006
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A Quest For Calypso reviews
Alone. Helpless. Desperate. Waiting on an island. It's time she got rescued.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 24,200 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Calypso - Complete
The Gaekku School Mysteries reviews
Inshinaba Town. A scenic small town, very peaceful. That is, until a certain mystery comes about. I just can't resist the temptation to investigate. And I need friends to help me.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012
I Will Survive reviews
A person. (That's me) Left out in the world to survive. I will have crazy adventures and meet unique characters. Are you game enough to take this journey with me?
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013