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So, a Profile, huh? What actually is a Profile anyway? A small section of writing you attach to a Résumé, or put on your website, or your blog, or in this case, on fanfiction.net? For most people a profile is the greatest thing in the world because, get this, you get to sit down and, wait for it, talk about yourself and there’s nobody to tell you to shut up. Me on the other hand? I think a Profile is big steaming pile of bull*t. Wait, what? I’m not allowed to say that? Oh, well excuse me. Pardon my French then. Oops.
Seriously though, nobody wants to sit down and read an entire paragraph someone formulated about themselves. Well, I don’t know about you, but I sure don’t. Profiles are so boring, unoriginal and vanilla. Like, who wants to know that I’m an amateur guitar player, my favourite colour is purple, I’m a dog lover, and that I sometimes google pictures of beluga whales simply because I think they’re so cute and it makes me cry? Nobody, that’s who!
So, this is my Profile and I hope it made you smile because that’s what I think a Profile should be about. Making people smile and making people laugh. We need more things like that in the world.
Where else can you find me? I'm glad you asked.
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