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Hello my chumps!!!

I am 'whenhazelmetemerald' and welcome to my profile.

Gender: Female

Ships: Lily/ James, Rose/ Scorpius, Hermoine/ Ron etc etc

Favourite Author : J.K.ROWLING RULZ MY WORLD... I grew up with Harry Potter so I am going to choose my childhood favourite

Top 10 Harry Potter Characters : Well, #1 tie between James Potter and Sirius Black

#2 Lily Evans

#3 Remus Lupin

#4 Hermoine Granger

#5 Ron Weasley

#6 Gred and Forge Weasley, they are a package deal to me and NO NO NO NO NO *pouts like a petulent child* i refuse to accept that Fred is dead.

#7 Dumbledore (my earliest memory of HP was that i called him dumb-lie-door and my brother laughed his head off)

#8 Molly Weasley

#9 DOBBY!!! my precious, precious Dobby...

#10 Buck Beak... Love it!! I love half-half creatures!


This was fun...

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing. The questions are: Opening Credits, Waking Up, First Day of School, Falling in Love, Fight Song, Breaking Up, Prom, Life is just...OK, Mental Breakdown, Driving, Flashback, Getting Back Together, Birth of Child, Wedding, Final Battle, Death Scene, Funeral Song, End Credits.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..
As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile

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1Opening Credits-- you are the music in me. I don't remember what song this is?? Ohh high school musical, heavens! its been ages
2 Waking Up-- this is real it is?
First Day of School --one and the same no, not really, every other day i worry about not finishing my homework
Falling in Love --simple song *blushes* no comments
Fight Song --dream Ha! if it only were
Breaking Up-- solo Couldnt have said it better 'ipod'
Prom-- today was a fairytale I didnt do this on purpose, i really didn't
Life is just...OK --butterfly fly away No i want it perched on my finger
Mental Breakdown --super girl I dont think i feel that super on a mental breakdown day...
Driving --nobody's perfect *tears stinging my eyes* i swear my ipod can read my mind... I
Flashback-- forever and always huh, okaaaay?
Getting Back Together-- crazier meaning I know i am crazy but not this crazy!!!
Wedding-- Something special It is isnt it?
Birth of Child --find yourself in you It may seem crazy and twisted but that makes perfect sense to me... A little me inside of me...
Final Battle-- She's no you No one can ever be me... MUHAHAHAHA
Death Scene-- Teardrops on my guitar *tears*(again) waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I dont have a guitar...
Funeral Song--We are all in this together Who are the poor souls who died with me??? *laughs, inside joke in my native language*
End Credits-- Falling for you This didnt make sense what so ever...



Well, if you think that is the end of my 'eccentricity' well, NO!!!

You have just entered a mad asylum that it is about to engulf you in madness and protect you from ... *whispers* sanity!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA

I hit my head HARD somewhere,

note to self: Do not play basket ball with brothers. They are evil leprechauns disguised as 6'2" bad breathed boys...


This is interesting

Whats the last book you read? Some romance novel I just returned in the library this morning. I read anything and everything that i dont remember the name of the book most of the time..

What's on your TV right now? Something i am not bothered about or else I wouldn't be here typing this...

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? My dad. He asked me to get off the computer and I said not until the world perishes and there are no more computers in the world!!! MUHAHAHAHA

Where are you? At home.

What was the last thing you ate? Lunch. You wouldn't know if I tried telling you what it is.

What's your personality like? I am crazy person. People usually think chatterbox plus ditzy = idiot. Later on I blow them away with my sarcasm and my plots of world domination...

What was the last thing you thought? What was my last thought? before that i thought 'NASA just landed 'curiosity ' on Mars. The dude with the freaky glasses said "There will be people walking on Mars by 2030" I assure dude with freaky glasses, I'll be one of 'em'

What was the last thing you dreamed and when? Weirdest dream yet. I tried killing the actor I hated the most. I gave him poison he turned blue, I tried stabbing him, he dodged. I tried shooting him, the bullet was repelled by him. In the end he pushed me off a cliff. I truely deeply hate him... grunts...

You now have a million dollars. What do you do? Pay for college. Seriously, they are such gold diggers... And I'll probably give the rest to charity... I am weird person.

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? My cellphone. Ooh my friend sent me a text message. She saw a cute guy!!!! Oooooh...

What are you eating/drinking right now? Swiss chocolate my dad got for me... Yum!!!

What are you writing RIGHT NOW? This.

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 19 and find the second paragraph. What is it? Harry Potter and the order of the Phoenix.

"GET IT!" Harry bellowed, and with a rushing roaring sound, the silver stag he had conjured came galloping past him. The dementor's eyeless face was barely an inch away from Dudley's when the silver antler's caught it; the thing was thrown up into the air and, like it's fellow, it soared away and was absorbed into darkness. The stag cantered to the end of the alleyway and dissolved into silver mist.

What's it like being you? Being me has a lot of advantages and disadvantages. My friends think I am very funny to take me seriously and my family thinks I am too serious to make a joke... Seriously, i said something and they brushed it off and later my brother said the same thing and they started to laugh their heads off...

What are your thoughts on writing? I am a very artsy person. I love to draw but at the same time i love to write. Sometimes I put my soul into drawing or painting that I am so proud of the net result. I think my thoughts are too random and scattered to put them down as organised thoughts. I love it really but I have to work harder to make sense.

How tall are you? 5 feet 8 inches.

What book are you currently reading? Hunger Games. I like it!

Well, what do you like reading? Anything! I read everything, and i mean it. Once i had to wait outside the drug store. I took out few medicines and started to read the ingredients and wondered what was wrong with me.

What music are you listening to? Breathless by The Corrs

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? FictionPress

What was the last thing you cooked? Pancakes

What color are the walls of the room you are in? White. boring, i know but it is better than dull pink.

Do you know who the governor of your state is?Yup.

Ketchup or Mustard?I like both...

How many different programs are on your computer right now? Dunno a lot.

What is the weather like? Cloudy and Oooh it is raining. How are you going to get home from work mom?

Are you going on vacation this summer and where? Nope nowhere. Sad, my brother is undergoing a surgery and we are not going anywhere until he's alright.

Anything else? I am a very likable person. I am girl with a guy's name. Seriously my parents hate me. I love the rain...

What's your favourite article of clothing? Jeans and a t-shirt. I like skirts too.

Who is the most special person to you? My best friend. She has helped me a lot during some rough times! And oh this woman I met a few years ago in the hospital. I asked her name she said "How dare you call your mother by her name?! Learn some respect!" and of course the guy standing next to her who just asked me to get off the computer.

What's your favourite childhood memory? I have a lot of good childhood memories. My favourite one would be when my uncle lied in his office to take me out to get ice cream but later he abandoned me when his fiance came by. How rude!

Scariest moment of your life?It kind of happens a lot. When my mom or dad is late from work and they dont pick up their phone after the one million times i call them.

My mother had to get her ear operated and when i saw her coming out of the operation theater and she didnt move or breathe and her hands were so cold. I didnt know what to think and the doctors just pushed me away saying they wanted to talk to my dad. But she woke after a few hours just to wake up and ask me "Did you have your lunch, or did you just abandon it?" Oh mom! If you have not guessed by now i have a eating disorder...

One word that would best describe you?Laidback. I am the laziest person i know. Seriously.

What is your favorite month in the summer? May. In many countries it is not summer but it is in mine and it is the only month where everyone is free... fun!

What's your favorite number? 8

What does your name mean?It means beautiful or cute. I wonder... hmmm..

What does your user name mean: It means when James' hazel eyes met Lily's emerald green he fell in love at first sight. And she well, fell in love at the 23123th sight.

What is your favorite Disney movie?A lot actually. Tangled, Princess and the frog, Seventeen Again (Not the one with Zac Effron. the one with Tia and Tamera Mowery.) Prom, Toy Story, Beauty and the Beast, Read it and Weep, Sky high and a lot more...

What made you smile today? That my friend said she saw a cute guy and she didnt have a crush on him. OMG.

Last rainbow you saw? It was a few weeks ago and i took a million pictures of it in my mother's phone.

Do you want a hair cut?Yes and no at the same time. I love the fact that it is really long but then it takes a long time to dry and taming it is absolutely impossible...

Are you musically inclined? YES! I listen to music 24/7

Have you ever been in a fight?Yeah hello! I have a brother. It is not like a cat fight. It is like I punch his face and he pulls my hair sorta thing. With strange people. Yes, i have slapped a guy once. It is a very embrassing incident.

Anything else interesting happen to you in your life?Oh yes, I woke up and brushed my teeth. Voila, very interesting

What is your favorite outfit? My green tank top and my maroon baggy pants. I love it so much that i wear it every other day. Its the summer no one's gonna care...

A big secret you'd like to share with the world? Its called a 'secret' for a reason. But i dont really have any big secret. Except me slapping a random guy...


I like this one

Dear Tongue,

Can't touch you.

Sincerely, Elbow

oOo

Dear little umbrella in my drink,

Thank you for protecting my drink from rain.

Sincerely, Relieved

oOo

Dear Death,

Bring it on, b@%#%

Sincerely, Grandma

oOo

Dear person sending me Farmville invites,

I will kill your sheep and make them into UGGS. Stop.

Sincerely, annoyed Facebook user

oOo

Dear Headlights,

O_O

Sincerely, Deer

oOo

Dear Softballs,

Deceptive name you've got there.

Sincerely, Girl with a Broken Nose

oOo

Dear giant spider on my wall,

Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die. C*$#! Where did you go?

Sincerely, Terrified

oOo

Dear Foreigners,

Of course I ride a Kangaroo to school.

Sincerely, Australians

oOo

Dear Americans,

Football is a game in which you KICK the ball, Rugby is the game where you run around with the ball in your hand...

Sincerely, The rest of the world

oOo

Dear close friends,

When I die, please use my computer to get into my Facebook account and post random comments under my name, scaring the crap out of everyone else.

Sincerely, I'm sorry I won't be there to witness it

oOo

Dear boys,

Please keep dumping Taylor Swift.

Sincerely, I enjoy her bitter break-up songs

oOo

Dear Pinocchio,

So all I have to do is lie?

Sincerely, Lord Voldemort!

oOo

Dear "I slept like a baby",

Haha, loser. You must have been so depressed when you woke up.

Sincerely, Slept like a hibernating bear... and it was awesome!

oOo

Dear People who say "real vampires don't sparkle,

Really?

Sincerely, real vampires don't exist

oOo

Dear opposite sex,

Y U NO LIKE ME?

Sincerely, desperate

oOo

Dear extremely hot guy waving,

Yeah, good morning to you too *wink*.

Sincerely, oh, you weren't waving to me.

oOo
Dear world,

You say nothing is impossible.

Sincerely, open an umbrella in your mouth.

oOo

Dear J.K. Rowling,

You actually showed what real teenagers do...

Sincerely, Ron and Harry procrastinated on all their homework and finals until the night before.

oOo

Dear copy cat,

I can see you looking at my test.

Sincerely, Straight A student willing to fail her test to teach you a lesson

oOo

Dear scientists,

Go pick on someone your own size!

Sincerely, Pluto

oOo

Dear world,

Hello my name is Inigo Montoya. You Killed My Father. Prepare to die!

Sincerely, a princess bride lover.

oOo

Dear boy crushing on a girl,

Please man-up and ask her out already!

Sincerely, impatient girl.

oOo

Dear new British guy,

You just got more attractive.

Sincerely, keep talking

oOo

Dear know-it-all,

You are not God, you are not Google, and you are NOT Hermione!

Sincerely, nice try though

oOo

Dear Ron,

It only took you 4,100 pages to kiss me.

Sincerely, Hermione

oOo

Dear Mr. Diggory,

Vampires don't sparkle. 20 points from Hufflepuff

Sincerely, Snape

oOo

Dear six-fingered man,

You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Sincerely, Inigo Montoya

oOo

Dear Jelly,

It's time.

Sincerely, Peanut Butter

oOo

Dear Waldo,

Please return my invisibility cloak ASAP.

Sincerely, H. Potter

oOo

Dear Yahoo,

I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...

Sincerely, Google

oOo

Dear Stephanie Meyer,

Please note that when the love of Hermione's life left her, she continued to search for the keys to destroying the world's most powerful dark wizard. When the love of Bella's life left her, she curled up in the fetal position, went numb for months then jumped off a cliff.

Sincerely, J. K. Rowling.

oOo

Dear Justin Bieber,

Roses are red, violets are blue. If I had an atom bomb, I'd throw it at you.

Sincerely, anonymous.

oOo

Dear William and Kate,

If William is 100% royal and Kate is 0% royal, will that make your son the half-blood prince?

Sincerely, curious.

oOo

Dear boss,

I used up all my sick days so I'm calling in dead.

Sincerely, yes, coffins have great reception

oOo

Dear Dumbledore,

I just got off the phone with Merlin and he is totally down to get the band back together!

Sincerely, Gandalf

oOo

Dear Hogwarts,

Please send me another letter. I'm pretty sure the terrorists shot the owl.

Sincerely, I really am a witch

oOo

Dear Stride Gum,

Don't make flavor changing gum. Trust me, I tried it and a girl ended up as a giant blueberry.

Sincerely, Willy Wonka

oOo

Dear Rubik's Cube,

Done!

Sincerely, Colorblind

oOo

Dear Eve,

If you doomed the entire human race for an apple... What would you have done for a chocolate bar?

Sincerely, Humanity

oOo

Dear Facebook,

Congratulations on becoming a verb. Welcome to the club.

Sincerely, Google

oOo

Dear Waldo,

Could I interest you in becoming a Horcrux?

Sincerely, Lord Voldemort.

oOo

Dear career placement tests,

You wish you were me.

Sincerely, the Sorting Hat.

oOo

Dear Wizarding Community,

It has come to our attention that a Dark Wizard has made a Inferi of Cedric Diggory, now going by the name of Edward Cullen. He is known to be running around with an unregistered Animagus, Jacob Black. If you have any information about their whereabouts, contact the Ministry of Magic.

Sincerely, Minister for Magic.

oOo

Dear You,

Smile. You're beautiful.

Sincerely, Me

oOo


That's all folks...

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A Guide to Saving Jackson Overland Frost by SaturnXK reviews
Elsa is given a second chance to love Jack Frost, all over again. (Because life is just a series of dissonant minor chords and melodies made of alabaster and glass and ugly blotches of colour, and if you could rewrite history, even just a little bit, wouldn't you?) – Jack/Elsa. modern!au.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,652 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/1/2014 - [Jack Frost, Elsa] - Complete
Fighting Temptation by EarthsTrueGreen reviews
Scorpius Malfoy and Rose Weasley have been told to hate each other practically since the womb. Well destiney has a cruel sense of humor throwing these two into situations that not even they thought possible. When they unexpectedly and reluctantly fall in love with each other they have to brace themselves for the fact that falling in love will seem like the least of their worries.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 122,586 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - [Scorpius M., Rose W.] - Complete
The One Where Dory Isn't The Pregnant One by SparklesJamesLilyHSM13 reviews
Lily and James have been married for about a month. But when James and Marlene come across a pregnancy test, they assume Dorcas is pregnant with Sirius' baby. They soon come to realize that it's not Dory that's pregnant. (Slightly based off the FRIENDS episode The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 1 and 2) ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I Can't Shake You, Potter by SparklesJamesLilyHSM13 reviews
James and Lily broke up after 7th year, but they meet up again at Frank and Alice's wedding. Lily is a bridesmaid and just decided to go single because, although she won't admit it, she's still in love with James. James on the other hand, shows up with his fiance. Can you say hide the knives? ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Little Sunshine by weirdpurplebookworm reviews
AU. Set a few years into the future, follow Tony and Ziva and the rest of the gang as they welcome into the world their own little bundle of joy and experience laughs, cries and life. Featuring team as family. Now rated T for a few swear words thrown in.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 67,285 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Don't You Shiver by MKaseyM reviews
Lily finds herself discovering what it's like to fancy James. JILY One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Dream a Little Me in Yours Dreams by DjDangerLove reviews
Peter and Elizabeth find a three year old Neal in their house. De-aged Neal, Awkward yet adorable Peter as a father, Elizabeth as a perfect mother and Mozzie as...Mozzie.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,369 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
Sorting Games by gnbrules reviews
A slow night off, a movie on television, beer and wine in hand, and Peter and Neal banter. Friendship and essentially plotless humor.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Sucker for a Pretty Face by openwindows reviews
I always was a sucker for a pretty face. Sirius Black, allow me to admit that I have always loved you...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
You Jump, I Jump, Jack by Kaitie McDonahue reviews
James & Callie have been best friends since the first train ride to Hogwarts at age 11. But at age 20, James finally decides to act on his love for Callie - only what to do about her fiance? And why exactly does she keep coming home with bruises?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,960 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 10/24/2011 - James S. P., OC - Complete
It's Real For Us by over-rehearsed reviews
A tribute to ALL fans of Harry Potter. Because we are the Harry Potter Generation and it's real for us.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Expecting by The Third Marauder reviews
“You’re pregnant!” The words slipped out before Sirius had a chance to think through the statement. “I can’t believe it... James is going to be ecstatic!” The beginnings of the Boy who Lived as Sirius saw it. L/J
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
Themed Fridays by The Third Marauder reviews
A bored Sirius comes up with idea of themed Fridays and tricks James to participate. The catch? The raven haired quidditch captain must speak in Victorian English for a day. A humorous one-shot. Dialogue only. MWPP era.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/12/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
101 Responses To 'Go Out With Me, Evans' by Dudette13 reviews
All the way from 'No' to 'Yes', with 99 others in between. Because we all know that Lily would've liked to be original from time to time... There should be a question mark behind 'Evans'... R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I'll Be There For You reviews
Caught in the war, Lily and James are dead scared of doing anything. They desperately want the war to end. Lily has a secret and when she was just about to tell him what it was he blows up at her and she walks out. Will they get together or will they stay separated? AU. JP/LE, SB/OC, RL/NT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,101 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 7/18/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.