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Hello my chumps!!!
I am 'whenhazelmetemerald' and welcome to my profile.
Ships: Lily/ James, Rose/ Scorpius, Hermoine/ Ron etc etc
Favourite Author : J.K.ROWLING RULZ MY WORLD... I grew up with Harry Potter so I am going to choose my childhood favourite
Top 10 Harry Potter Characters : Well, #1 tie between James Potter and Sirius Black
#2 Lily Evans
#3 Remus Lupin
#4 Hermoine Granger
#5 Ron Weasley
#6 Gred and Forge Weasley, they are a package deal to me and NO NO NO NO NO *pouts like a petulent child* i refuse to accept that Fred is dead.
#7 Dumbledore (my earliest memory of HP was that i called him dumb-lie-door and my brother laughed his head off)
#8 Molly Weasley
#9 DOBBY!!! my precious, precious Dobby...
#10 Buck Beak... Love it!! I love half-half creatures!
This was fun...
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
1Opening Credits-- you are the music in me. I don't remember what song this is?? Ohh high school musical, heavens! its been ages
You have just entered a mad asylum that it is about to engulf you in madness and protect you from ... *whispers* sanity!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA
I hit my head HARD somewhere,
note to self: Do not play basket ball with brothers. They are evil leprechauns disguised as 6'2" bad breathed boys...
This is interesting
Whats the last book you read? Some romance novel I just returned in the library this morning. I read anything and everything that i dont remember the name of the book most of the time..
What's on your TV right now? Something i am not bothered about or else I wouldn't be here typing this...
Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? My dad. He asked me to get off the computer and I said not until the world perishes and there are no more computers in the world!!! MUHAHAHAHA
Where are you? At home.
What was the last thing you ate? Lunch. You wouldn't know if I tried telling you what it is.
What's your personality like? I am crazy person. People usually think chatterbox plus ditzy = idiot. Later on I blow them away with my sarcasm and my plots of world domination...
What was the last thing you thought? What was my last thought? before that i thought 'NASA just landed 'curiosity ' on Mars. The dude with the freaky glasses said "There will be people walking on Mars by 2030" I assure dude with freaky glasses, I'll be one of 'em'
What was the last thing you dreamed and when? Weirdest dream yet. I tried killing the actor I hated the most. I gave him poison he turned blue, I tried stabbing him, he dodged. I tried shooting him, the bullet was repelled by him. In the end he pushed me off a cliff. I truely deeply hate him... grunts...
You now have a million dollars. What do you do? Pay for college. Seriously, they are such gold diggers... And I'll probably give the rest to charity... I am weird person.
Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? My cellphone. Ooh my friend sent me a text message. She saw a cute guy!!!! Oooooh...
What are you eating/drinking right now? Swiss chocolate my dad got for me... Yum!!!
What are you writing RIGHT NOW? This.
Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 19 and find the second paragraph. What is it? Harry Potter and the order of the Phoenix.
"GET IT!" Harry bellowed, and with a rushing roaring sound, the silver stag he had conjured came galloping past him. The dementor's eyeless face was barely an inch away from Dudley's when the silver antler's caught it; the thing was thrown up into the air and, like it's fellow, it soared away and was absorbed into darkness. The stag cantered to the end of the alleyway and dissolved into silver mist.
What's it like being you? Being me has a lot of advantages and disadvantages. My friends think I am very funny to take me seriously and my family thinks I am too serious to make a joke... Seriously, i said something and they brushed it off and later my brother said the same thing and they started to laugh their heads off...
What are your thoughts on writing? I am a very artsy person. I love to draw but at the same time i love to write. Sometimes I put my soul into drawing or painting that I am so proud of the net result. I think my thoughts are too random and scattered to put them down as organised thoughts. I love it really but I have to work harder to make sense.
How tall are you? 5 feet 8 inches.
What book are you currently reading? Hunger Games. I like it!
Well, what do you like reading? Anything! I read everything, and i mean it. Once i had to wait outside the drug store. I took out few medicines and started to read the ingredients and wondered what was wrong with me.
What music are you listening to? Breathless by The Corrs
What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? FictionPress
What was the last thing you cooked? Pancakes
What color are the walls of the room you are in? White. boring, i know but it is better than dull pink.
Do you know who the governor of your state is?Yup.
Ketchup or Mustard?I like both...
How many different programs are on your computer right now? Dunno a lot.
What is the weather like? Cloudy and Oooh it is raining. How are you going to get home from work mom?
Are you going on vacation this summer and where? Nope nowhere. Sad, my brother is undergoing a surgery and we are not going anywhere until he's alright.
Anything else? I am a very likable person. I am girl with a guy's name. Seriously my parents hate me. I love the rain...
What's your favourite article of clothing? Jeans and a t-shirt. I like skirts too.
Who is the most special person to you? My best friend. She has helped me a lot during some rough times! And oh this woman I met a few years ago in the hospital. I asked her name she said "How dare you call your mother by her name?! Learn some respect!" and of course the guy standing next to her who just asked me to get off the computer.
What's your favourite childhood memory? I have a lot of good childhood memories. My favourite one would be when my uncle lied in his office to take me out to get ice cream but later he abandoned me when his fiance came by. How rude!
Scariest moment of your life?It kind of happens a lot. When my mom or dad is late from work and they dont pick up their phone after the one million times i call them.
My mother had to get her ear operated and when i saw her coming out of the operation theater and she didnt move or breathe and her hands were so cold. I didnt know what to think and the doctors just pushed me away saying they wanted to talk to my dad. But she woke after a few hours just to wake up and ask me "Did you have your lunch, or did you just abandon it?" Oh mom! If you have not guessed by now i have a eating disorder...
One word that would best describe you?Laidback. I am the laziest person i know. Seriously.
What is your favorite month in the summer? May. In many countries it is not summer but it is in mine and it is the only month where everyone is free... fun!
What's your favorite number? 8
What does your name mean?It means beautiful or cute. I wonder... hmmm..
What does your user name mean: It means when James' hazel eyes met Lily's emerald green he fell in love at first sight. And she well, fell in love at the 23123th sight.
What is your favorite Disney movie?A lot actually. Tangled, Princess and the frog, Seventeen Again (Not the one with Zac Effron. the one with Tia and Tamera Mowery.) Prom, Toy Story, Beauty and the Beast, Read it and Weep, Sky high and a lot more...
What made you smile today? That my friend said she saw a cute guy and she didnt have a crush on him. OMG.
Last rainbow you saw? It was a few weeks ago and i took a million pictures of it in my mother's phone.
Do you want a hair cut?Yes and no at the same time. I love the fact that it is really long but then it takes a long time to dry and taming it is absolutely impossible...
Are you musically inclined? YES! I listen to music 24/7
Have you ever been in a fight?Yeah hello! I have a brother. It is not like a cat fight. It is like I punch his face and he pulls my hair sorta thing. With strange people. Yes, i have slapped a guy once. It is a very embrassing incident.
Anything else interesting happen to you in your life?Oh yes, I woke up and brushed my teeth. Voila, very interesting
What is your favorite outfit? My green tank top and my maroon baggy pants. I love it so much that i wear it every other day. Its the summer no one's gonna care...
A big secret you'd like to share with the world? Its called a 'secret' for a reason. But i dont really have any big secret. Except me slapping a random guy...
I like this one
Can't touch you.
Dear little umbrella in my drink,
Thank you for protecting my drink from rain.
Bring it on, b@%#%
Dear person sending me Farmville invites,
I will kill your sheep and make them into UGGS. Stop.
Sincerely, annoyed Facebook user
Deceptive name you've got there.
Sincerely, Girl with a Broken Nose
Dear giant spider on my wall,
Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die. C*$#! Where did you go?
Of course I ride a Kangaroo to school.
Football is a game in which you KICK the ball, Rugby is the game where you run around with the ball in your hand...
Sincerely, The rest of the world
Dear close friends,
When I die, please use my computer to get into my Facebook account and post random comments under my name, scaring the crap out of everyone else.
Sincerely, I'm sorry I won't be there to witness it
Please keep dumping Taylor Swift.
Sincerely, I enjoy her bitter break-up songs
So all I have to do is lie?
Sincerely, Lord Voldemort!
Dear "I slept like a baby",
Haha, loser. You must have been so depressed when you woke up.
Sincerely, Slept like a hibernating bear... and it was awesome!
Dear People who say "real vampires don't sparkle,
Sincerely, real vampires don't exist
Dear opposite sex,
Y U NO LIKE ME?
Dear extremely hot guy waving,
Yeah, good morning to you too *wink*.
Sincerely, oh, you weren't waving to me.
You say nothing is impossible.
Sincerely, open an umbrella in your mouth.
Dear J.K. Rowling,
You actually showed what real teenagers do...
Sincerely, Ron and Harry procrastinated on all their homework and finals until the night before.
Dear copy cat,
I can see you looking at my test.
Sincerely, Straight A student willing to fail her test to teach you a lesson
Go pick on someone your own size!
Hello my name is Inigo Montoya. You Killed My Father. Prepare to die!
Sincerely, a princess bride lover.
Dear boy crushing on a girl,
Please man-up and ask her out already!
Sincerely, impatient girl.
Dear new British guy,
You just got more attractive.
Sincerely, keep talking
You are not God, you are not Google, and you are NOT Hermione!
Sincerely, nice try though
It only took you 4,100 pages to kiss me.
Dear Mr. Diggory,
Vampires don't sparkle. 20 points from Hufflepuff
Dear six-fingered man,
You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Sincerely, Inigo Montoya
Sincerely, Peanut Butter
Please return my invisibility cloak ASAP.
Sincerely, H. Potter
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Dear Stephanie Meyer,
Please note that when the love of Hermione's life left her, she continued to search for the keys to destroying the world's most powerful dark wizard. When the love of Bella's life left her, she curled up in the fetal position, went numb for months then jumped off a cliff.
Sincerely, J. K. Rowling.
Dear Justin Bieber,
Roses are red, violets are blue. If I had an atom bomb, I'd throw it at you.
Dear William and Kate,
If William is 100% royal and Kate is 0% royal, will that make your son the half-blood prince?
I used up all my sick days so I'm calling in dead.
Sincerely, yes, coffins have great reception
I just got off the phone with Merlin and he is totally down to get the band back together!
Please send me another letter. I'm pretty sure the terrorists shot the owl.
Sincerely, I really am a witch
Dear Stride Gum,
Don't make flavor changing gum. Trust me, I tried it and a girl ended up as a giant blueberry.
Sincerely, Willy Wonka
Dear Rubik's Cube,
If you doomed the entire human race for an apple... What would you have done for a chocolate bar?
Congratulations on becoming a verb. Welcome to the club.
Could I interest you in becoming a Horcrux?
Sincerely, Lord Voldemort.
Dear career placement tests,
You wish you were me.
Sincerely, the Sorting Hat.
Dear Wizarding Community,
It has come to our attention that a Dark Wizard has made a Inferi of Cedric Diggory, now going by the name of Edward Cullen. He is known to be running around with an unregistered Animagus, Jacob Black. If you have any information about their whereabouts, contact the Ministry of Magic.
Sincerely, Minister for Magic.
Smile. You're beautiful.
That's all folks...