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Author has written 24 stories for Shenmue, Cowboy Bebop, Metal Gear, Chronicles of Narnia, Daria, Misc. Comics, X-Men, Pride and Prejudice, Harvest Moon, Utena, Final Fantasy VII, Prince of Tennis, Professor Layton, Mass Effect, and Misc. Games.

30 year old slacker/workaholic.
Contradictory? Yes, indeed.

(W)orks (I)n (P)rogess:

Morbid Curiosity: updated 09/18/2007.
Okay, this is genuinely stupid. The story's just ... sitting on my hard drive. You all deserve better. I'll get to work on it.

Bittersweet Chocolate:
Still in hiatus. Very sorry, I've forgotten what happened in the game. I think I'll have to actually play it again at some point.

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Touch' by Random1377 reviews
Two pilots learn the importance of physical and emotional contact. A ShinjiXRei romance. Rated M for language, violence, and sexual content.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 80,117 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 5/28/2004 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
Eternal Blue by Mystere reviews
UPDATED. A harbour murder. Ryo's quest for revenge branches. In danger from the Mad Angels, Gui Zhang is forced to involve himself in Ryo's trouble. Please R&R.
Shenmue - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,681 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 12/5/2003
The Stubborn Edge of Pride by Destiny's Creator reviews
Takes place in the far future. Ritchie is a top priority company owner, wealthy bachelor, and should have everything he ever needed or wanted. Should being key.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2004
Adieu by Kiru Banzai reviews
FINALLY! Exactly what you've been waiting for--a JetSpike that pulls no punches, with none of that touchy-feely crap about feelings. Just booze, suicidal tendencies, and pure, unadulterated angst.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/16/2003 - Published: 3/2/2003
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Spring Chicken
Victor Johnson just can't get his act together when it comes to women. A friend tries to help. Character study of Vic and Sheila. Rating for language. Bar Oasis fic.
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,548 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Complete
Irretrievable Breakdown
Carla asks a short question. Desree gives her a long answer. Bar Oasis fic.
Misc. Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Complete
Persona reviews
Kelly Chambers left it behind. Someone followed. Kelly/M!Shepard, PWP, smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Kelly C., Shepard (M) - Complete
Consequences reviews
Layton/Legal!Luke. Attempting to leave the services of a puzzle master turns out to be more than Luke bargained for. Yaoi, very PWP. One-shot.
Professor Layton - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2009 - H. Layton, Luke T. - Complete
Advantage, Receiver reviews
The fallout over a pair of warmup pants. TezukaRyoma smut. Yaoi, very PWP.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2007 - E. Ryoma, Tezuka K. - Complete
Morbid Curiosity reviews
Trying to help salvage Betty's feelings after Archie ditches her yet again, Jughead offers to escort her to the prom. But when push comes to shove, will the renowned womanhater keep his promise?
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,075 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 10/9/2003
Unspoken reviews
Silence is golden, but sometimes you still have to find the words. Ryo x Saku. Oneshot.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2007 - E. Ryoma, R. Sakuno - Complete
Saltwater Cowboys reviews
Two years after Episode 26, Faye can only find one of her former teammates. And what he's become doesn't make her too happy. Here's a little something for you JetFaye fans. Completed.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,081 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 5/23/2003 - Jet B., Faye V. - Complete
How Distasteful! reviews
Yuffie always learns her lessons the hard way. Too bad Cid and Vincent are along for the ride.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2005 - Published: 11/17/2004
Bittersweet Chocolate reviews
Maria's life will change after Jack's first two years in FlowerBud Village, in so many ways. The story of one young woman's metamorphosis, and the changes of all those around her.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,045 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/12/2004 - Published: 5/7/2004
Those Stupid Roses reviews
Utena experiences a more surreal evening than is the norm at Ohtori Academy. A parody of 'Hotel California'. Anthy gets slapped! Featuring some extremely cliche shounen-ai and shoujo-ai pairings! Bad taste alert!
Utena - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2004
Counting Chickens reviews
Three days in a water mill gives Gray time to think about a lot. Especially when a completely inappropriate crush develops. Yaoi, folks.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2004
When the Party's Over reviews
A friend comes to a realization about Stacy, based on her expulsion from the Fashion Club and her subsequent odd behavior. Complete.
Daria - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,718 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/24/2004 - Published: 10/8/2003 - Complete
Of Horses and Boys reviews
Shasta's POV. Completed.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,429 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/18/2004 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Complete
Caveat Emptor reviews
The reflections of Mrs. Hurst, Mr. Bingley's OTHER sister.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2004
Lovers and Husbands reviews
AU: a twist on the Jean Scott Logan triangle. Rating for bad language and non-explicit sexual content.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/14/2004
Things best forgotten reviews
What can go wrong when you've got first-class acommodations, and a cut-and-dried bounty just waiting for you to arrive? Well, everything. Jet, Spike. Yaoi.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,561 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2003
The Condensed Chronicles of Narnia reviews
With emphasis on DENSE. Rating for bad language.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Published: 12/21/2003
Diazepam and a Snowcone reviews
Otacon whines. And takes Diazepam. And lusts after Snake. Yeah, it's been done before. Mild shounen-ai and a lil' bit of cussin'.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2003
The Hot Seat reviews
Quite possibly the most surreal SpikeFaye you'll read today. One-shot.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/14/2003 - Complete
Thin Skinned reviews
Follows "Ballad of Fallen Angels". While Spike heals, Jet and Faye actually get along and become productive. Oh, my. Jet/Spike. Yaoi, just so you know.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/29/2003
Passing the Butt reviews
Thanks to Ed, the crew's out of cigarettes. This leads to sex. No, really, it does. Jet/Spike.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/28/2003
Feelin' the love reviews
Sequel (sort of) to "Bars of Steel". Ryo. Gui Zhang. Seedy motel room. Delayed laundry services. Gee, you think they'll do anything? R/R, if you please.
Shenmue - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,760 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2003
Bars of Steel reviews
(reposted due to formatting issues) Ryo likes Gui Zhang. And Gui Zhang likes Ryo. Will they ever bother to tell each other about it? Oh, the humanity! Please R&R.
Shenmue - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,093 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 1/25/2003 - Published: 1/4/2003