Zooie
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Joined 12-28-02, id: 316749
Author has written 27 stories for Gundam Wing/AC, Naruto, and Bleach.

Just another literately abstracted writer with a penchant for inanity. Now with 20 percent more procrastination!

Note: Control Freak is on hiatus until further notice.

The accompanying fanart for chapter 10 of Sometimes can be found here. Thanks for making the story so fun to write!

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Courtship Rituals by peroxidepest17 reviews
ZoSan- From the wedding to life after.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,595 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 12/2/2004
The Contraries Arc by Sol1056 reviews
3 parts: Shadow of Desire, Restraint of Desire, Measure of Desire. Rebellion is sparking in the West, and Drachma's feeding the fires. Gen. Mustang is called to investigate, and Fullmetal insists on coming along. Divergent future, ep30 spoilers thru ep25.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,409 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 4/23/2004
Itachi's FoolProof Business Plan by RaineJoybringer reviews
Itachi hasn't got enough money for rent! His answer? Why, steal Kakashi's underpants of course! A bombshell is about to hit the fair town of Konohagakure... and nobody is safe, not even the Akatsuki themselves!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,951 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/17/2006 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
It's Nothing by Nezuko reviews
[KakaIru, GenRai] Kakashi, returning from a mission, had sent for Iruka to meet him for a little R&R on the way home, but a powerful enemy has ambushed and done him serious injury. Ch 13: An important lesson for Kakashi. Rated for gore, violence, language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,738 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Inclement Weather by Mikomi's Pen reviews
A series of drabbles on Roy and Riza.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 6,559 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Roy M., Riza H.
Tanabata Jasmine by Nekotsuki reviews
COMPLETE! When Kenshin goes missing on the night of the Tanabata festival, will his friends be able to find him and bring him home?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 108,284 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/6/2005 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Complete
Bridlewood Manor by Mitsugi reviews
BACK FROM THE DEAD! (1-2-1) The ongoing saga of a Japanese spy and an American waif, thrown together in a tapestry of espionage, romance and murder in London of the early 1900s, with the fabulous Peacecraft estate as a backdrop for their adventures.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 94 - Words: 962,450 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/11/2004 - Published: 5/24/2001
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Cookie Monster reviews
Kenpachi uses an interesting training method when Yachiru first learns to summon her zanpakuto. Warnings for disturbingness. Drabble.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Yachiru K. - Complete
Sometimes reviews
A series of ficlets exploring the relationship between Kenpachi and Yachiru. Hopefully WAFFy, definitely fluffy and usually funny.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,998 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 12/11/2005
the Surest Way reviews
The surest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
Left reviews
The kyuubi attack changed everyone's lives, some for the better and some for the worse. Iruka was one of the latter.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Iruka U. - Complete
Between the Lines reviews
Set a few days after Kakashi and Iruka's disagreement over the Chuunin Exams. The two have a conversation in which the most important things are those that aren't said aloud.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
untitled reviews
Drabble. Kakairu. They observe, they say, they think.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Echo reviews
Drabble. Kakairu. Some things are better left unsaid.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
When They Were reviews
Kakairu. When Iruka was twentythree and Kakashi was twentyfive… everything changed.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Only Fitting reviews
Drabble. The first time Yachiru summoned her zanpakuto, Kenpachi was certain something had gone wrong somewhere.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Complete
Discarding reviews
Companion fic to Saving. In which Kakashi tries to take matters into his own hands and Iruka tries to thwart him. Kakairu.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Bared Back reviews
Drabble. If only Kenpachi had known how tricky it could be to clothe a little girl. Set around the same time as the chapter 206 flashback, but no spoilers.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Complete
Saving reviews
Iruka believes in saving for a rainy day. Kakashi believes that day has come, passed, and faded into the distance. Irukashi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sentimental reviews
In which Yachiru's precocious, Inoue attempts to be helpful and Kenpachi proves he's not nearly as gruff as he seems. Humor so dry it makes the Gobi look soggy.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Complete
Control Freak reviews
AU. When a crossschool tutoring assignment forces two boys together, idiosyncricies compound their simple relationship. 1x2
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,600 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Heero Y., Duo M.
the Birds and the Bees reviews
Set after the Chuunin exam. Hinata asks Neji about the birds and the bees. He explains... sort of.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2005
Ninja Life reviews
Takes place during the chuunin exam. Lee is laid up in the hospital and Gaisense arranges a visit from the other genin. What are they to do to pass the time? Play the hippest board game around, of course: Ninja Life!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,439 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/22/2005
Pigs Are Intelligence reviews
Attack of the crack fic! What's the newest and coolest ninja training method around? Drawing pigs, of course! Pity the Genin 12.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2005
Aggressive Fingers reviews
When Gai-sensei gets another crazy training idea in his head, only chaos can ensue.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2005
Cat's Paw reviews
Definately AU. Duo is a 15 year old cancer patient with a runaway imagination. He's pathetically lonely and knows it. Then one day he gets a roommate and life suddenly becomes a lot less boring. Bizarre humor. Anti-stereotype. COMPLETE. *added after word
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,757 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/22/2003 - Published: 3/16/2003 - Duo M., Heero Y. - Complete
a Lesson in Logic reviews
There's only one thing scarier than Heero's logic: Duo's.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2003 - Duo M., Heero Y.
Different reviews
Self-imposed 200 word fic challenge. A POV piece for each of the boys on the topic of being different.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2003
the Spirit of War and Peace reviews
Set immediately following the scene when Treize relieves Relena of her crown. What if Relena didn't relinquish her power so amenably?
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/16/2003 - Relena P.
How Heavy the Days reviews
Set during the beginning of the series, when Heero and Duo are hiding out at various schools. First part is written from Duo's POV. Second part is written in the 2nd person POV. An experiment.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,341 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2003 - Duo M.
Ambiguous reviews
A conversation between Duo and Hilde, set during the series. Written because someone asked where I stood on their relationship..
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/8/2003 - Duo M., Hilde S.
Soul Forge reviews
Duo Maxwell's childhood on L2, spanning from his time in the Maxwell Orphanage to his training as a Gundam Pilot.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,671 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/3/2003 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Duo M.
State of the Union reviews
Series of scenes in which the pilots interact. Set during the GW timeline.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/28/2003
Dense reviews
G screws around with Duo's head. He doesn't much care for it. Read it for the useful insults, if nothing else. Needs revisions, but I'm currently too brain-dead to pick out the plot-holes. Please help!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,590 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/27/2003 - Duo M.