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Joined 08-16-11, id: 3167858, Profile Updated: 01-21-12
Author has written 13 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Everlost, 39 Clues, and Code Lyoko.

Hello Everyone

I am a girl if you didn't realize that. I'm pretty sure the Greek Goddess Artemis would strike me down if I was a boy using her name.

I'm sorry if you consider my profile to be really long. I advise you to skip it.

Favorite Books: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Heroes of Olympus, Kane Chronicles, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Maximum Ride, Sisters Grimm, Beatiful Creatures, Skinjacker Trilogy, and 39 clues (I write so many fics about Twilight because I hate it so I make Bella a completely cooler character and the Cullens are crushed because of it)

Name: Katie

Gender: Female

Age: Somewhere between 10 and 20

Least Favorite Books: N/A

Favorite Color: Blue, Purple, Silver, and Gold

Favorite Anime/Manga Series (I love manga and anime): Fruits Basket, Vampire Knight, and anything by Arina Tanemura

Favorite Movies: Inception, Titanic, Spirited Away, Avatar, The Parent Trap, Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban

Favorite Character: Thalia ,Reyna, or Annabeth (from PJatO)

Least Favorite Character: Bella Swan (from Twilight)

Music: Lady Gaga, Linkin Park, Evanescence

Songs: Bloody Mary(LG), Judas(LG),Grenade(Bruno Mars), Talking to the moon(Bruno Mars), Catalyst(Linkin Park), In the End(Linkin Park), Cruel Fairytail(IU), Lies(T-ara), Imaginary (Evanescence)

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Edge of Glory- Lady Gaga

Waking Up: Gives you Hell- All American Rejects

First Day At School: Born this way- Lady Gaga

Falling In Love: Teenage Dream- Katy Perry

Fight Song: No Air- Glee Cast

Breaking Up: Almost Lovers- A Fine Frenzy

Prom Night: Blow- Ke$ha

Life: Not Afraid- Eminem

Mental Breakdown: Dancing With Tears in My Eyes- Ke$ha

Driving: Unwritten- Natasha Bedingfield

Flashback: Talking to the Moon- Bruno Mars

Getting Back Together: Need You Now- Lady Antebellum

Wedding: Love Story- Taylor Swift

Birth of Child: Never Grow Up- Taylor Swift

Final Battle: Till The World Ends- Britney Spears

Funeral Song: Stairway to Heaven- Led Zeppelin

Final Credits: Waiting for The End- Linkin Park

Copy/Paste if you love meat to much to ever become a vegetarian

Copy/Paste if you think bacon is the most brilliant of the meats

If you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exsist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Godly Parent (PJatO) : Artemis (if she wasn't an eternal maiden), Athena, Apollo

Weapon of choice: Bow and Arrow, Celestial Bronze knife

Harry Potter

Wizard House (Harry Potter): Either Gryffondor of Ravenclaw

Weapon: Wand 12 inches Willow and Unicorn hair

39 Clues

Branch: Janus

Kane Chronicles

Hosting: Seshat

Path: Elemantalist (water)

Hunger Games

District: 4

Tribute: Victor of the 72nd Hunger Games

Maximum Ride

Description: Has black wings with white spots.

Powers: Can control the four elements

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile

I hate...Country music,Rachel Elizabeth Dare, popular kids, picture books, bullies,and Lady Gaga haters

Fav food: Eggs, Potatos, Pasta, Ice cream, Chocolate, Cake, and Macarons

Least fav foods: Asparagus, Fake Cheese, and Squid

"Muffins are just ugly cupcakes"- cupcake

"Cupcakes are haters"- muffin

Cupcakes+muffins= Cupffins!!!

Camp Half-Blood pledge

I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea.

I promise to remember Annabeth
When a spider comes at me.

I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course.

I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Chiron
When a sign says, ''Free pony ride.''

I promise to remember Tyson
When friend stays by my side.

I promise to remember Thalia
When someone is scared of heights.

I promise to remember Clarisse
When someone gives me fright.

I promise to remember Bianca
When I scold my younger brother.

I promise to remember Nico
When someone doesn't get along with others.

I promise to remember Zoe
Whenever I watch the stars.

I promise to remember Rachel
When a limo passes by my car.

I promise to remember The Stolls
whenever my home is beginning to unsettle

I promise to remember Beckendorf
whenever I see someone working metal

I promise to remember Silena
whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Micheal Yew
whenever I see a smile that gleams

I promise to remember Briares
whenever I see someone playing hand games

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth
whenever I see a cloth in flames

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos
whenever I see someone going against the odds.

Yes, I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go.

Swear on the River Styx!!!!

Copy on your profile!

Percy Jackson couples are support

Percabeth

Here's a good Percabeth beats Perachel link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkTFyxB-fwU

Thalico

Tratie

SilenaxBeckendorf

Percy Jackson couples I don't support

LukexAnnabeth

LukeXThalia

ThaliaXPercy

RachelXPercy

AnnabethXNico

ConnorXKatie

Anything else with Percy

and in weird cases of crossovers Bella SwanXPercy

Harry Potter couples I support

RonXHermione

GinnyXHarry

LunaXNeville

RosexScorpius

VictoireXTeddy

Harry Potter couples I don't support

HermioneXDraco

GinnyXDraco

HermioneXHarry

RonXLavender

DominiqueXScorpius

LilyXScorpius

RoxanneXScorpius

LilyXTeddy

Maximum Ride couples I support

FangXMax

IggyXElla

Maximum Ride couples I don't support

MaxXDylan

FangXMaya

Kane Chronicles couples I support

SadieXAnubis

ZiaXCarter

Kane Chronicles couples I don't support

SadieXWalt

Hunger Games couples I support

GalexKatniss

HaymitchXMaysilee

Hunger Games couples I don't support

PeetaxKatniss

Heroes of Olympus couples I support

Percabeth(still)

LeoxPiper

JasonxReyna

HazelxFrank

Thalico(again)

Heroes of Olympus couples I don't support

PercyxReyna

JasonxPiper

LeoxThalia

LeoxHazel

IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

WHAT RACE ARE YOU QUIZ:

British

You drink a lot of tea.

You know what a brolly is.

Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.

You wanted Alex to win X Factor.

You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."

Fish and Chips are yummy

You can eat a Full English Breakfast.

You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.

Its football.. not ... soccer.

Total: 2

Australian

You wear flip flops all year

You call flip flops thongs not flip flops

You love a backyard barbie.

You know a barbie is not a doll.

You love the beach.

Sometimes you swear without realizing.

You're a sports fanatic.

You are tanned.

You're a bit of a bogan. (what the heck is that)

You have an australian something

Total: 2

Italian

The Sopranos is a great show.

Your last name ends in a vowel.

Your grandmother or mother makes her own sauces.

You know how a real meatball tastes.

You know Italian songs.

You have darkish hair.

You speak SOME Italian.

You are under 5'10''.

Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.

You talk with your hands

Total: 4

Spanish

You say member instead of remember.

You speak Spanish

You like tacos.

You know what a Puta is

You talk fast.

You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.

You know what platanos are.

You've said Te Amo or Te Quiero

Total: 1

Russian

You say villain as: Vee-lon.

You have more than one vodka bottle in your house

You know the difference between channel 1 and rtvi

You know of somebody named Natasha.

You don't get cold easily.

You get into contests all the time.

You can make do with the cold weather.

You love listening to trance

Total:3

Polish

Your parents let you drink

You know what a pizda is

You have Pierogi at least once a week

People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if your Polish

People randomly call you their best friend

You have made/know what pisanki are

You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 world cup

Total: 0

Irish

You think beer is the best.

You have a bad temper.

Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an,en, in, ry, ly.

You have blue or green eyes.

You like the color green.

You have been to a St. Paddys day party.

You have a family member from Ireland.

You have/had freckles.

Your family get togethers always include drinking.

You have an odd love of leprechauns

You have four leaf clovers

Total: 3

Asian (I really am Asian)

You have slanty/small eyes.

You eat rice a lot.

You are good at math.

You have played the piano.

You have family from Asia.

You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.

Most people think you're Chinese.

You have glasses/contacts.

You call hurricanes typhoons.

You go to Baulko.

You play Handball more than once a week

You know what DDR is

Total: 8

German

You like bread.

You think American Chocolate is good.

You Speak some German.

You know what Schnitzel is.

You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.

You went to Pre-school.

You're over 5'10".

You know the real meaning of "Fag".

You make pretty words sound scary.

You enjoy watching the military.

You know that GUMMY BEARS were invented in Germany.

Total: 1

Canadian

You like to ride 4 wheelers.

You love beer.

You say eh.

You know what poutine is.

You speak french

You love Tim Horton's.

At one point you lived in a farm house.

You watch/watched Degrassi.

You play/ played hockey or watch it.

You know who Massari is.

Total: 1

French

You like french toast.

You love wine.

You speak a little or are fluent in French

You have eaten a snail.

You like fashion.

You have been to France

You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.

You say "Zut" instead of damn

You own a beret.

You actually know what a beret is.

Total: 4

American

You hate foreigners.

You hate non - Christians.

You've been to more then 5 states.

You're lazy.

You are not cultured.

You don't read.

You shop at walmart.

You spell colour "color".

Total: 4

Greek

You're very loud.

Your family alone makes a small city.

You blast music Saturday morning to clean the house

You share a bathroom with 5+ people.

You say "open the light" instead of "turn on the light".

You go to church every Sunday.

You always have a "to go plate" when leaving from a party.

You have a last name that's hard to pronounce.

You eat potatoes with the skin ON it.

Total: 5

Brown (Indian, Guyanese, etc)

You know who Shahrukh Khan and Hrithik Roshan are.

You get crazy over Hollywood actors and actresses!

You know what the movie Dhoom 2 is.

You can eat really good spicy food!

You have lots and LOTS of spices at your home.

You came or live in Toronto and have been to Gerrard St.

You have any sort of ATN channel.

You know what koothi, kootha, or banchod is.

You love eating Tandoori Chicken.

You have relatives you've never even heard of.

Total: 2

EGYPTIAN:

You are smart in math or science

Your mom or dad are either doctors or engineers.

All you eat is kabab and kofta

Your parents have one car that's a Toyota

Your house actually does not smell like food.

You have like 67890 middle names.

Total: 3

Native

You have been to a pow wow

You have a native name

You are more than a quarter native

You know what tribe your ancestors were in

You have painted your face like a warrior

You have been to a native exhibit out of school

You play/played lacrosse

You have eaten salmon

total: 2

Scottish

You can tell the difference between a Scottish & Irish accent (easy peesy)

one of your family members has an accent (does a chinese accent count?)

you actually don't mind bagpipes

Scottish recipes are in your household somewhere

you've heard the song "Scotland the brave"

no matter what, there will ALWAYS be whiskey at family gatherings

any team playing England is your best friend

you have tried haggis

you drink tap water

you know Edinburgh is pronounce "Edin-buura"

total: 2

New Zealand

you get annoyed that people only remember your country because of how many sheep are there

you know what a barbie is

you hate aussies

you know what an 'aussie' is

you know that NZ is famous only because of lord of the rings

you like chocolate fish /or pineapple lumps

you know what L&P is and you like it!

total: 1

Asian wins!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.(I'm not that thin)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (LMFAO I am the opposite of sexy)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (Black makes people look thin)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Psh no, I'm part of the nerd herd

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention (one of my best friends dyes her hair so much)

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f-ing them all. (They are part of the nerd herd too)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I"M A GIRL!!!!)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 (What's wrong with that?)
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. ( I am!)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (I shower every day. It's not my fault)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
And the most annoying; I'M A PUNK/GOTH/EMO, so I MUST LOVE Black Veil Brides (Uh, no!!!!!)
I'M IN ORCHESTRA, so I MUST be STUCK UP

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face

I hear your silence loud and clear

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Help I've fallen and i cant...hey nice carpet!

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Lifes Tough, get a helmet

Only in America, do banks have braile on the drive-thru ATMs.

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths

The cops never find it as funny as you do

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!


Things I am not to do at Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not attack my fellow classmates

51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area

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Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?

The Lake or Zeus' Fist

2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?

Nico, Percy, or Luke they're all cool

3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?

Thalia and Annabeth. We'd be unstoppable

4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?

Rachel. Elizabeth. Dare. she's sooooo annoying

5. Your Favorite PJatO book?

The lightning thief, or the last Olympian.

6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?

Thalia or Annabeth

7. Favorite God or Goddess?

Artemis. Look at my name

8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?

Question him. Then tie him up. Then ask him more questions

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

Thalia, she seems to have good music taste

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

Percy, he could get us out by using his awesome water powers

11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

Inform him that he is acting like a pedofile

12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?

Thalico, Jeyna, Percabeth, and Tratie

13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??

Bow before them in hopes of getting on their good side so I live a long happy life and go to Elysium when I die

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

Reading Percy Jackson, going online and doing work. My life is just soooo amazing

15. Favorite PJatO Quote?

"Look. I didn't want to be a Half-Blood." First sentence of the series. Began the whole thing. It made me interested.

16. Favorite Percy Moment?

Percy: How does Gladiola know about the reward?

Grover: He read the signs. Duh

Percy: Of course. Silly me.

17. Favorite Nico Moment?

"Here to see Juniper?"

18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?

Percy: You invented the internet?

Martha: It was my idea

George: Rats are delicious

Hermes: It was my idea! I mean the internet not the rats.

19. Favorite Grover Moment?

Medusa: You miserable satyr. I'll add you to my collection.

Grover: That was for Uncle Ferdinand

Ker-whack

Medusa: Arrgh

Grover: Hey guys I think she's unconscious

Medusa: Roooaaaarrr

Grover: Maybe not

20. Favorite Random Moment?

Grover: The dam snack bar

Zoe: Yes. What is wrong.

Grover: Nothing. I could use some dam french fries.

Thalia: And I need to use the dam restroom

Zoe: I do not understand.

Grover: I need to use the dam water fountain.

Thalia: And...I want to buy a dam T-shirt!

Percy: Laugh.

All exept Zoe: laugh.

20 Percy Jackson Questions

1) Percabeth or Prachel? Percabeth no question. I hate Prachel.

2) Favorite guy character? Percy, Leo, or Nico. They're all amazing

3) Favorite girl character? Annabeth, Reyna, or Thalia

4) Favorite god? Apollo. I love music

5) Favorite goddess? Artemis

6) Zeus, Posiedon, or Hades? No disrespect intended but Poseidon. I more comfortable around water than around the dead or the sky.

7) Is Luke hot? Yep

8) Would you join the hunters? Most likely not since I want to fall in love. If someone breaks my heart than maybe.

9) Archery or sword fighting? Archery

10) Iris Messaging or Hermes Express? Iris Messsaging. You get to watch a coin dissapear into a rainbow.

11) Favorite minor god/goddess? Hecate. It'd be cool to use magic.

12) Favorite book? The Last Olympian

13) Least favorite? The Battle of the Labyrinth. (I loved it, but it mad Annabeth seem mean and Thalia wasn't in it at all)

14) Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? Depends on my skills and family life. Probably summer, but I'd visit during Winter break.

15) Favorite couple? Percabeth obviousy. Thalico and Tratie come in a close second.

16) Are you a demi-god? No duh.

17) Who would be your parent? Athena or Apollo. Probably Athena.

18) Favorite minor character? Silena or Clarisse.

19) Ethan or Luke? Luke

20) Favorite monsters? Tyson (technically he's just a very friendly monster.)

1. Thalia

2. Annabeth

3. Nico

4. Percy

5. Luke

6. Clarisse

7. Grover

8. Tyson

9. Zoe

10. Artemis

11. Jason

12. Piper

13. Leo

1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfic? Do you want to?

Clarisse and Jason? That would be really scary

2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Yes it's sad but I think Percy's pretty hot

3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

The world would end and Aphrodite and Poseidon would be the grandparents of a really deformed baby

4. Can you recall any fanfics about 9?

Alot of them

5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

I have saw a fem slash about them, but that's just wrong. Clarisse belongs with Chris and Annabeth belongs with Percy

6. Five/nine or Five/ Ten?

Luke/Zoe. Artemis would turn Luke into an animal if it was Luke/Artemis

7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 making out?

Grover would be scarred for life. The whole camp would find out cause Grover can't lie. Piper and Annabeth are shunned

8. Make up a title for a three/ten fanfic.

The emo and the pedofile

9. Is there such thing as 1/8 fluff?

Thalia/Tyson? I doubt it.

10. Suggest a summery for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.

Grover/Piper.

When Jason goes to Reyna and Juniper goes to Leo, Grover and Piper are there for eachother

(I might just write that...)

11. If you wrote a songfic about 8 what would it be?

Probably Peanut Butter Jelly Time

12. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be

Thalia/Clarisse/Piper...WARNING: Femslash and a scarred Nico, Chris, and Jason

13. When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

About half an hour ago

18. How would you feel if 7 and 8 were in a heated argument?

That happened in Battle of the Labyrinth

19. What would you do if 5 was a close friends with a sibling of yours?

If Luke was friends with my sibling I would steal him JK

20. How would you react if you saw 8 and 11 in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Scared. Very very scared

21.would you feel if 2 dissed you in the worst possible way?

Oh no you didn't (slap)

22. If you saw 9 and 3 together in a bed, how would you react

Call the police on Zoe for pedofilia

23. You just came home from school and all your friends hate you. Plus, you got an F on the biggest project of the year in your best subject. Your parents have grounded you, and you have finally gotten time to rest in your room after a long scolding only to find 10 rummaging through your stuff. What do you tell him or her?

Artemis let me join your huntresses please

24. What would you do if 1 were emo and slit his or her wrists?

I would tell Thalia to consult Nico for advice

25. What would you do if 4 gave you a daisy?

Percy, did Persephone turn Nico into this flower?

26. 6 stole your hair brush. what do you do?

Ask the stolls for help to get revenge

27. 7, 9, and 4 have banded together and a sing the most annoying song in the world at the top of their lungs at 3 o'clock in the morning. What are your first thoughts?

I hate you (grab a gun and shoots it)

28. 2 and 11 are you teachers. How do you react.

I'd learn from Annabeth and ignore Jason

1: Percy Jackson
2: Harry Potter

3: Ron
4: Nico
5: Hermione
6: Annabeth

7: Luna

8: Thalia

9: Draco

10: Luke

1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

Nico kills Ron before Ron runs away in terror

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club.

Percy kills Draco

3) You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Do you chose 1 or 6?:

Annabeth it won't be as awkward

4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?

Luna and Harry are making out. Luke walks in. Luna and Harry are embarassed and Luke tries to get them to join the titans

5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

Ron gets rejected by Annabeth. Thalia keeps her best friend

6) 4 jumps you in a dark allyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10,2 or 7?

Nico jumped me? Luke

7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?

The building explodes. A hobo sees the food and eats it. The hobo explodes

8) 5 is in a car crash and is critictly injured. What does 9 do?

Hermione is in a car crash and Draco laughs

9) 3 has to marry either 8,4 or 9. Who do they chose?

Ron marries Thalia

10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Luna demands Hermione to believe in the Quibbler

11) 7 has gone evil and has created A WORMHOLE!! What does everyone do to stop it

They don't. Luna rules the world.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On a children's fold-away stroller:
Do not fold while child is in stroller
(Wouldn't that save time?)

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"Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that."

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of.

IF YOU THINK BELLA SWAN NEEDS A LIFE, EMOTIONS, PERSONALIITY AND/OR JACOB BLACK, COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE

If you think Edward Cullen is NOT the cutest boy on the planet copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile...

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

"When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate."

"It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with."

"I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?"

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 10 percent yelling JUMP!!

J.K. Rowling proved that some young adult novels can be over 500 pages. Stephanie Meyers proved that some shouldn't be.

COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK PERCY JACKSON HAS AWESOMENESS RUNNING THROUGH HIS VEINS

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You curse a god/goddess a lot.

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.

You know PJO better then most sane people.

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

You wish you could find a rainbow and a golden drachma to see if Iris messages work

You give friends and youself a godly parent,

You are trying to learn Greek

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

You think of Percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy

You have an instant crush on Nico!

You just have to research more about greek mythology

You want to learn Latin.

You copy/paste this onto your profile

Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/should have, and your trying to get your friends to

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess.

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

You own every single book

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

You call yourself a demigod

You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO

You've called someone you know a satyr.

You think the TLT poster in your room is a video camera, and they are secretly watching you.

And thats how you know your obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

copy and paste this on your profile if you can read it.

98 of kids would DIE if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you are 1 of the 2 that would laugh their heads off at the others.

98 of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever had a random crush on a cartoon character, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT
There was once a girl named Ashley who
had a
boyfriend
named
Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.
The
three most
popular
girls were
Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack
thought of
Ashley as
OKAY,
but
he REALLy
liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also.
Well of
course
she
did, everyone
did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Courtney tried to
steal
Jack away
everytime she had a chance to. One day,
Courtney asked
Jack
if
he wanted
to
go to the movies. Ashley heard
everything...what
movie
theatre
and what
time.

Ashley approached the movies that night
and
followed Jack
and
Courtney.
Ashley sat right behind them. she
watched them
get close
to
each
other and
kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it
on in the
theatre.
Courtney
told jack "Do you want to come to my
place and
skip this
boring
movie?" He
replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's
window.
Jack and
her
were

messing
around and Ashley watched the whole
thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't
there. For
the next
few
days Ashley
wasn't there. A week later her mother
found her in
her
closet
dead... she
commited suicide because she had loved
Jack so
much.
Next
to
ashley's dead
body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I
watched you
at the
movie
and at
Courtney's house and I will continue to
watch you.
I never
thought you
would
do something like this to me. I really
loved you
jack. I
died
for you just
like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will
haunt
you and try
to kill you because she wants everyone to
know
about
Courtney.

Thank you

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: no.

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: not really.

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: no.

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: no.

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: no.

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: no.

Girl: Choose me or your life.

Boy: My life.

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:

Boy: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I wouldn't do anything for you is because I would do EVERYTHING for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

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ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS
THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE
LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND
SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.

THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get
off the cross?

THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.

THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy
and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright...

66 of u won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS
AND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER."Repost this IF YOUR NOT ASHAMED. Let God's love spread.

I was walking around in a Target store,

when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holdingthe doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for hristmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. "

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"Ok" he said, "I hope I do haveenough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a wh ite rosefor my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gaveme enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.Now you have 2 choices:

Now you have 2 choices.

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

-93 percent of teens would have an emotianal breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would say, "What was your first clue?" Copy and paste this into your profile

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book (worth noting that my friends try and make me dance). I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with actions, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. ~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,GwenFan22, Miss Peppy,Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocker, Fangalicious, Bellafan123, universe.disturber, XxThe Penny TreasurexX,bonifacio16,goddess of lakes, HecateA, ArtemisRide

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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

He gave her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake and said, "I will love you until the last rose dies."

-Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to

Just Plain Randomness-

It doesn't matter whether the cup is half empty or half full. Just drink it and get it over with.

If you're running from a bear, you don't have to be faster than the bear. Just be faster than the slowest person running from the bear.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and laugh while other people try to figure out how the heck you did it.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you more, throw them back. Because really, who likes lemons? When life gives you even more, squeeze them in their eyes and see how much life likes lemons then.

Have you ever noticed that if you rearrange the words in mother in law, you get Woman Hitler?

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

It is always in the last place you look. Of course it is! Why would I keep looking for it after I found it?!

A day without the Sun is like...night.

The truth will set you free. But first...it will make you miserable.

Last night, I was on my bed, looking up at the stars and suddenly thought, "...Where the heck is the ceiling?"

Silence is Golden...but Duct Tape is Silver.

You know its going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss.

I'm not CLUMSY, the floor just hates me!

Don't you dare tell me the sky's the limit when there are FOOTSTEPS on the moon.

Immaturity is the best kind of maturity.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was.

Practice makes perfect. But, nobody's perfect. So, why practice?

Sometimes, I wonder, 'Why is the frisbee getting bigger?' Then, it hits me.

Newscasters are the only people who tell you 'Good Evening' and then proceed to tell you why its not.

I couldn't repair your brakes. So, I made your horns louder.

Always remember that you're unique. Just like everybody else.

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

If you can stay calm while there is chaos all around you, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

People say I've lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody's looking.

Smile. It confuses people.

"Let's eat grandma!" or "Let's eat, Grandma!" Punctuation can save lives.

If a robot does 'The Robot', is it still 'The Robot' or just dancing?

If tomato is a fruit, then isn't ketchup a smoothie?

If a person with multiple personalites threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

When in danger...when in doubt...run in circles...scream and shout.

A picture is worth a thousand words...but it uses three thousand times the memory.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin and 'tics' as in 'blood-sucking creatures'?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are considered a vegetable?

I did what they said and chose the road less traveled by...now where the heck am I?

Come to the Dark Side, we have COOKIES! Welcome to the Dark Side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies? Come to the Light Side, we have ICE CREAM! Welcome to the Light Side. Heh, sorry. We ran out of ice cream.

Why does the Sun lighten our hair but darken our skin?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the person who invests all your money called a broker?

Anaditdaephobia-The fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're sleeping.

What hair color do they put down on the driver's license of a bald man?

It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest telling other people to shut up.

Note to Self-Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobia-The fear of long words.

An apple the day keeps the doctor away...if well-aimed.

I hear your silence loud and clear.

One way to find out if something works-Push all the Buttons

Generally, generalizations are wrong.

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research.

The Truth is out there. So, what are you doing here?

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? ...Next week.

Don't underestimate the power of funny. It moves mountains.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal...only better.

Happiness is just around the corner! ...Too bad the world is round...

I'm not random! I just have many thou-OH! A SQUIRREL!

Some say the glass is half full. Others say its half empty. All I want to know is WHO'S DRINKING MY WATER?

Girls Don't Realize These Things(For all the GOOD guys out there.)

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with idiots who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough GUTS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

I went to a party, Mom
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didnt drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mom
Something I expected least.

Now Im lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own bloods all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.

Im sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put Daddys Girl on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
Id still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom
Im getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And Im so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say I love you, Mom
So I love you and good-bye.

one message: dont drink and drive!

Post this on your profile if you hate racism>>>>(This made me laugh!)

A black man sat down at a counter in some random store. A white man was sitting behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you, sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

This One's For The Girls

If someone insults you say 'How sweet thanks for noticing' and walk away

If someone says you'll die old and alone say 'No I won't I'll have my cats'

If your not as pretty as the most popular girl in school her beauty is only skin deep your's is on the inside that's where it counts

If you'd rather read then party GREAT

If you like to jump in rain puddles and don't care about your clothes your not alone

If your a geek scream it from the roof tops

If your a nerd be proud of your brain and if your a gerk... well you get the point

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If you support Kataang , copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that Aang should grow back his hair, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to kill the person who said Avatar was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you don't use myspace and are proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Zutarians are crazy copy this and paste it into your profile

If you think it's stupid that some girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are NOT addicted to Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think sex should wait until AFTER marriage, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are like me and think abortions are cruel, wrong, and should become illegal, copy and paste this into your profile. No child deserves to die.

Mary had a little Lamb, His fleece was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, that Lamb was sure to go. He followed her to school each day, t'wasn't even in the rule. It made the children laugh and play, to have a Lamb at school. And then the rules all changed one day, illegal it became; To bring the Lamb of God to school, or even speak His name! Every day got worse and worse, and days turned into years. Instead of hearing children laugh, we heard gunshots and tears. What must we do to stop the crime that's in our schools today? Let's let the Lamb come back to school, and teach our kids to pray.

If you're annoyed with snobby people, then copy and paste this into your profile.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN:
1.You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.
2.You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.
3.You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.
4.You know which pages the good parts are on.
5.You suddenly hate thunderstorms.
6.You start hearing Perachel in every song you hear. (Or something else:Percabeth definately.)
7.You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
8.You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Apollo)
9.You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
10.You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.
11.You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
12.You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
13.You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.
14.You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.
15.Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.
16.You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.
17.You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.
18.The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”
19.On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.
20.You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.
21.You dream about PJO every night.
22.You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods" and "What the Hades?" a lot)
23.You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room
24.You know PJO better then most sane people
25.You have links to every great PJO site
26.You add things to the list every day
27.You know what you would do if you were Percy
28.You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not
29.At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future (I keep re-reading The Last Olympian)
30.You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work
31.For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood
32.Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'
33.You are trying to learn Greek
34.You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.
35.Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.
36.You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes (haha, did that once in a subway. He was with his blond haired girlfriend, which was even creepier. xD)
37.You have an instant crush on Nico! (I LOVE NICO!
38.You just have to research more about greek mythology (Did that. Know almost everything now. :P)
39.You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.
40.You want to learn Latin
42.You copy/paste this onto your profile
43.About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over
44.You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to
45.You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO
46.Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree
47.A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed
48.You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them
49.You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess
50.You’re nodding and smiling when you read this
51.You were so busy reading that you missed number 41
52.You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list
53.You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things
54.You threatened your friend with our friend way downstairs' Kindly Ones at least five times
55.You said 'Gods' instead of 'God' when you pledge allegiance every morning.
56.You dreamt about Percy and Annabeth during their quest.
57.Everything you doodle is somehow related to them.
58.You cannot sleep without reading a good two hours of Percy Jackson's fanfic or the books
59.You think about Percy Jackson even when you are in the middle of a very intense competition.
60.You don't care about other judging with your obsession and had been called weird due to that a million times.

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Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"

Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.


40 Things to do in Class when you're Bored:

1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em.
2. Inflate a beachball and throw it around the room.
3. Sing Show Tunes.
4. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.
5. Think of new pick up lines. See if they work.
6. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.
7. Churn some butter.
8. Conceive a brand new language.
9. Walls made of brick. Count 'em.
10. Plot revenge against someone.
11. Think of nicknames for everyone you know.
12. See how long you can hold your breath.
13. Take your pants off and give them to the professor.
14. Chew on your arm until someone notices.
15. Change seats every three minutes.
16. Think of ways to cheat at Trivial Pursuit.
17. Shave.
18. Run across the room, tag someone and say "You're it.".
19. Announce to the class that you are God and that you're angry.
20. Think of five new ways to use your shoes.
21. Start a wave.
22. Walk around the room begging for spare change.
23. Roast marshmellows.
24. Practice phrasing your answers in the form of a question.
25. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.
26. Take apart your desk.
27. Pretend to communicate with your home planet.
28. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating.
29. Do a quick tapdance routine.
30. Try bird-watching.
31. Walk up the aisle yelling, "Popcorn! Hot popcorn here!".
32. Throw your backpack at someone.
33. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal".
34. Ask the person in front of you to marry you.
35. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it.".
36. Make a sundial.
37. Give yourself a new identity.
38. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can't swim.
39. Dig an escape tunnel.
40. Announce your candidacy for President

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.

When Remus J. Lupin rules the world all problems will be solved with chocolate.

I learned parseltongue for my foreign language coarse.

A friend will cover for you. But a real friend will sit next to you in detention and say "That was so worth it!"

I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

I will not scream lumos at the light switch... again.

I will not under any circumstances ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

I will not bring a fortune cookie/magic 8 ball to divination class (for extra credit).

I will not jump up in the middle of an Order or DA meeting and yell "Voldemort, run!"

I will not relate all of my Vocab words to fictional characters.

I will not write fanfiction instead of doing my homework. Again.

I will not list the name of everyone that died in Harry Potter and Death Note on my science work.

Humans are like slinkies, basically useless, yet fun to watch fall down stairs.

will not draw comics and/or pictures of my characters during math, Spanish, or any of my other classes.

I will not relate all teh dates in my history homework to the Wizarding Timeline.

If you love Severus Snape, then copy this onto your profile.

ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

This door is alarmed!...what startled it?

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV
Gory movies are cool

You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 14

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.(Does Barnes and Nobles count?)
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing

Total: 11

Yes, i am a girl.


FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're g*y, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG! we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste"

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.

considered going to the Empire State Building and asking for an audience with Zeus, copy and paste this into your profile.( pm me if you actually try that.)

If at least once a week, someone spells or pronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (oops)

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?

Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking Trix, copy this into your profile

IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF A HOTEL AND TURNED THE CORNER AND SAW PEOPLE STARING AT YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE (I love doing that)

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.

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(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination

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This is Crookshanks. Copy and paste Crookshanks into your profile to keep Peter Petigrew away.

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ass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.


PREP

X You own a cell phone
X You own something from Abercrombie.
X You own something from Pac sun.
X You own something from Hollister.
X You own something from American eagle.
X You love/like going to the mall.
X You own an iPod/MP3 player.
X You love Starbucks.
X You have been called a brat.
X You hate buying things that are on sale.
X You have more than one house.

Total: 7

GOTHIC

X Black is one of your favourite colors.
X You have thought about death.
X You wear chains.
X You like heavy metal.
X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
X You have worn black lipstick.
X Your hair was/is dark.
X You dislike preps.
X You’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

Total:2

PUNK

X You can skateboard
X You’ve worn plaid.
X You like Converse.
X You hate MTV.
X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
X You dislike pink.
X You hate/dislike preps.
X You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 2

GEEK

X You love the computer.
X You like Harry Potter.
X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
X You get straight A's.
X You love/like reading.
X You were/are in band.
X You don't care what you look like.
X You have a curfew.
X You like homework.
X You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 6

ATHLETIC

X You watch/watched the Super bowl.
X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
X You collect your jerseys.
X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.
X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
X Your garage consists of sports equipment.
X You belong/belonged to a school team.
X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
X You have a specific number.

Total: 2

HARDCORE//SCENE

X You like loud music.
X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
X You never walk anywhere.
X You wear slip-on shoes
X You wear/wore Vans.
X You like the band Panic! At the disco.
X You wear band t-shirts.
X People have called you a freak and meant it.
X You love to "hardcore" dance.
X Hair has been died more than 1 color

Total: 1


My name is Tiffany
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

You say

39 Clues Creed.

When I'm at a funeral, I'll always wonder if the person who died was a Cahill.

When I'm about to make a choice that will change my life, I'll remember Mr. McIntyre

When I hear about Hollywood, I'll think of all the Janus and what drama they're pulling now.

When I hear about waring countries, I'll remember those silly little Lucians.

When ever there's an athletic event, I'll hope I won't face a Tomas.

When I study hard, I'll wish for the brain of an Ekaterina.

When I see families breaking up, and hurting each other, I'll remember Olivia Cahill, and the pain she when through.

When I see people trying to pick up the pieces and start over, I'll remember Madeleine.

When I hear a cat 'Mrrrp'-ing, I'll think of Saladin.

When I see crazy teenagers rocking out, I'll remember Nellie.

When I see eleven-year-old boys being boys, I'll remember Dan.

When I act crazy shy or stick my face in a book, I'll remember Amy.

When I see a family of sport fanatics, I'll remember the Holts.

When I see people acting like spies, I'll remember Irina.

When I see a monkey, I'll remember the innocent Nikolai

When ever I hear a British accent, I'll think of Ian.

When I see a girl having a tantrum, I'll think of Natalie.

When I stutter around boys I like, I'll remember Amy and Ian.

When I hear about acts of cruelty and murder, I'll shudder and remember Isabel.

When I think about the world in general, I'll think about every other Cahill in the world who don't know who they are.

~If you love the 39 Clues as much as I do, repost this and add your name to the list.

blackstarfairyfiend, Evanescence456, RageRunsStill, Lapulta~, The Girl of the Moon, ArtemisRide


vampires, I say DEMIGODS!

You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN!

You say Bella and Edward, I say PERCY AND ANNABETH

You say Team Edward, I say TEAM PERCY!

You say Bella, I say ANNABETH!

You say Jacob, I say NICO!

You say Jasper, I say LUKE!

You say Alice, I say THALIA!

You say Rosalie, I say SILENA!

You say the wolf pack, I say THE STOLLS!

You say Emmett, I say BECKENDORF!

You say Carlisle, I say CHIRON!

You say Esme, I say ZOE!

You say Forks, I say CAMP HALF-BLOOD!

You say Twilight, I say...PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS BABY!!!!!!!

BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS!

PERCY JACKSON PWNZ

You look down at a Twilight series book and throw it in the pond because you know that Percy Jackson and the Olympians is so much better then Twilight, Eclipse, New Moon, and Breaking Dawn.

Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. ( I'm the 9%)

ZEUS

] You like being in charge.
[x]You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. (ZAAAAAAAP)
] You were voted Class President.
[x] You do what’s best for everyone.(Maybe...maybe not)
] You have multiple exes.
] You think you have what it takes to run for President.
[x] You think every problem has a solution.
] You love showing off.
[x] You like plane rides
] You are hydrophobiac (I used to be when I was like two)

4/10

PoSEIDON

[X] You feel at home in the water.
[X] Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
] You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
[x] You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
] You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
] You swim professionally.
] You hate seafood.
] You never get seasick.
] You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. (I like cruises, but I don't like normal boring boats)
] You are acrophobiac

3/10...

HADES

[x] You’re not that much of a people person.
] You like staying in the dark and writing poems.
[x] You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
[x] You like listening to loud, angrymusic.

[X]You spend most of your time alone.
[x] You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
[x] You like to keep to yourself.
] All your closets are padlocked.
] You write in diary/journal.
] You feel most active at night.

6/10

DEMETER

] You own a garden.
] You like the great outdoors.
] You have a green thumb.
] You’re an environmentalist.
] You have a special connection with animals.
] You’re a vegetarian.
] You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
] You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
] You love going to flower shops.
[x] You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

1/10

ARES

] You often start fights. (The argueing type)
] You’re a very aggressive type of person.
] You like watching wrestling.
[x] You’re competitive.
] You like reading about war.
]You don’t take anything from anybody.

[x] You have anger management.
] You never back away from a fight.
] Everyone does what you say.
] You don’t always think before you do something.

2/10

ATHENA

[x] You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
[x] You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regularbasis.
[x] Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
[x] You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
] You’re the valedictorian in your class.
[x] You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.(at least I don't think so...)
[x] You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
] You think it would be better if you were the President.
[X] You have a huge shelf of books at home.
[x] You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful. (Don't all Asians need one???)

7/10

APOLLO

] You’re very creative and artistic.
[X] You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
[x] You always feel sunny and optimistic.(at least at school sometimes...)
]You are talented at drawing. (NOT bragging here!!)
[X] You like writing poetry.
[x] You can play at least 3 musical instruments.(piano, violin, keyboard, recorder, handchime,etc.)
[x] You like going to art museums.
] You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
[X] You have straight As in Art on your report card.
[X] Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

7/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

[x] You dislike boys in general.
[x] A deer is one of your favorite animals
] You can shoot targets(I never tried)
[x] You like silver.
[x] You like the moon better than the sun
[x] Zoe Nightshade is awesome
[x] You love wild animals (Tiger, lepoards)
] You spend most of your time outdoors.
[x] You love to move around the place

[x] Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

8/10

HEPHAESTUS

] You have a way with tools.
] You build awesome things during your free time ] You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
] Metalworking is your forte.
] You have your own toolbox.
]You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
] You’re a techie.
] You often have carpentry projects.
] You dream of being a carpenter.
[x]You aren’t afraid of fire. (FLAME ON!!!!)

1/10

APHRODITE

] Every guy/girl swoons for you.
] You like putting on makeup.
] You naturally smell good.
] You never experience a bad hair day.
] Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
] You’re always at the front of every trend.
] You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
] You’re often invited to parties.
] Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
[x] You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis. (every morning to get dressed and brush my teeth)

1/10

HERMES

[x] You like pickpocketing your friends. (Just food)
] You’re a prankster.
] You’re a speed demon.
[x] You consider yourself restless.
]You’re the best speaker in the class.
[x] You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
[x] You’re inventive and resourceful.
[x] You often start arguments.
] You’ve never lost a debate.
] You like making witty and sarcastic statements. (*Insert sarcastic comment here*)

5/10

DIONYSUS

] You’re the life of the party.
] You like wine.
] You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
] You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
] You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
] You’re a foodie.
] You like going to social events and mingling with people.
]You like trying out new food. (How is food related to him????)
] You feel that you’re abundant in life.
] You think that too much of anything is bad.

0/10 (thank gods)

So I'm a hunter of Artemis, and a daughter of Athena and Apollo(WHAT???)

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers/skills
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down (politely)
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

In loving memory of...

...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero

...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing very well that she would die

...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends

...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth

...Silena Beauregard, who died a hero

...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success

...Ethan Nakumura, who redeemed himself in the end only to be killed by Kronos

...Everyone else who died in the Titan War


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Falling Over Heels by Featherain reviews
Jade's a dork. She admits it. Dave Strider is the coolest guy. She admits it. When you're cousins with your crush's best buddy, and soon the whole school is hot on your tail to taunt you, Jade doesn't know what to do once they find out her crush. One thing's for sure -her life's ruined. Disclaimer: I do NOT own Homestuck. More pairings to be included later.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,618 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Jade H., Dave S.
Boys Will Be Boys by The-Daughter-of-Rome reviews
If you're a girl in middle school or high school, you've probably had your share of ridiculous encounters with the sometimes annoying, sometimes lovable species we call boys. This is a collection of one-shots full of those. Crack. Warnings inside; author is getting a bit tired of hearing the same old song and dance.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 10,899 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Nico A., Percy J.
Who Are You? by HD is not High Definition reviews
Partly AU. Wally is the popular jock, Jeni is the social freak. But at night, the two are Kid Flash and Jinx... they start to fall in love, both in school, and at the crime scene, but how long will it be before they realize each others identities? KFxJ
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,739 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 1/6/2011 - [Jinx, Kid Flash] - Complete
Juliet Never Wore Converses by yellow.r0se reviews
"Everyone in the grade- heck, everyone in Ferryport Landing High knew that Sabrina and Puck were sworn enemies." Not even the school play could dissolve their tension. But maybe...
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,323 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck
Harry Potter and the Olympians by Franziska Von Karma reviews
Percy Jackson and his friends head off to Hogwarts to sniff out half-bloods! KRONOS/VOLDYMORT WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DONT READ! Harry, Ron and Hermione are NOT half-bloods! This story is dedicated to my buddies, Grace S. and Rissa C.!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,346 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Harry P., Percy J. - Complete
The Mark of Athena by Flamepaw reviews
The 2,000 reviews reedited version! Rewritten for awesomeness. See A/N at the end of this story for more details. I hope everyone enjoys the real Mark of Athena when it comes out on Tuesday. Happy reading :)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 97,843 - Reviews: 2156 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Jason G., Reyna - Complete
For the First Time by Lara D reviews
Majorly AUish. Daphne's teacher has a dangerous past and a possibly dark future. Who would've thought he had been a charming prince-like fairy that she had met as a kid? Know that everyone has hidden secrets- kept hidden for a reason. Oops, did Daphne find out too late?
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 255,135 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Daphne G., Mustardseed - Complete
Death of a Shooting Star by ahack6 reviews
Tragedy strikes the Grimm family when one falls victim to Mirror's vengeance. A long oneshot describing how they feel during the funeral and how they cope afterwards. Sad. R&R! K because of depressing content.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Daphne G., Sabrina G. - Complete
Inevitable by Cheshire Chameleon reviews
They say that some things are just everlasting. One of those things being true love. But another thing that's everlasting is the inevitability of change. How can both go together so well? That's the thing—they don't. One-shot; bittersweet; song-fic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Jason G., Reyna - Complete
Jagged Lightning by RomanGreekDemi reviews
He ran from the Coliseum. He ran through New Rome. He ran from Camp Jupiter. He ran to Mount Tam. He sobbed, the sound echoing all throughout San Francisco, the Fates having torn him away from her forever. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Jason G. - Complete
Forgiven by Hyunji Lee reviews
I can never hate you but I can love you, you broke my heart. I hardly ever forgive and never forget, don't come back into my life again. If you really care, don't break my heart again. I'm leaving, and never coming back, Good luck saving the world Grace.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Reyna, Jason G. - Complete
Frozen by SeaOfWisdom18 reviews
They were like ice; Slippery and unstable. All three demigods can't stop the cold, because no matter what, in the end, ice will melt. Always. Nico, Annabeth, and Reyna. No romance, except for hints of percabeth and whatnot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Nico A. - Complete
The Blade and the Wielder by Butterfly of the Dusk reviews
She was his shadow; she was his blade. He was the entity; he was the wielder.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Reyna, Jason G. - Complete
Godbook by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
A new thing has come to Olympus; GODBOOK! Statuses, comments, and bitch fights galore! The Olympians are going to realize that what happens on Olympus won't always stay on Olympus. [Minor Athena/Poseidon themes]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,361 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
Dear World, Sincerely Harry and Percy by Lord Voldemort XIV reviews
The HP and PJO characters find Fanfiction, a site in which they find their lives completely ruined by mortal muggles. They decide to read a few of them and write strongly worded letters in response. Discontinued for good.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 6,635 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Harry P., Percy J. - Complete
Rose's Ramblings by Headlock reviews
Rose is a fifth year with a talent for attracting embarrassing situations, something she would rather avoid. But with a family as large and loud as hers, that isn't always easy. And how long can she ignore the tension between herself and Scorpius?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,285 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
No Matter What by Ayns and Sky reviews
Epic Puck/Sabrina story with older teen content.Suitable for teens, 13 years and older, with some violence, minor coarse language, and minor suggestive adult themes. Do NOT read if not suitable, or sensitive. Pre book5, AUish, EPIC. -FINISHED-
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 387,012 - Reviews: 1929 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
If Our Time Stops by Sirpil reviews
He Lied. She Forgot. Just like his river stopped flowing their love had faded away – unable to withstand the passage of time. But did it really? One shot.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Last Regrets by UnderlandSavior reviews
In his final moment, there are so many things he could regret. Ares's thoughts in ten second before the end. oneshot.
Underland Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
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Fire and Ice reviews
A Jason/Reyna freeverse. No flames.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Reyna, Jason G. - Complete
Last Christmas reviews
A songfic to Last Christmas. Sorry for any oocness.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Reyna, Jason G. - Complete
Submit Your Own Character reviews
Submit your OC for my new story. Look inside for details. K because I'm paranoid.
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011
Submit Your Own Demigod closed reviews
Make a demigod for my new story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011
Almost Lovers reviews
A songfic to Almost Lovers by a Fine Frenzy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Reyna, Jason G. - Complete
Regrets reviews
Aliaster reflects on Irina's death. Spoilers for In too Deep. For Blood.Revenge.Death's contest.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Alistair O., Irina S. - Complete
Your in for a shock reviews
What if the Bella in Forks was really Anabeth? What happens when the Cullens leave and she goes back to camp to her real boyfriend Percy. What happens if they come back for her. Set during NM and 2 years after TLO. No TLH
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,809 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Bella, Annabeth C. - Complete
Snow Like Hair reviews
Songfic to Jay Chou's Fa Ru Xue hair like snow .Might not make sense if you don't watch the music video.Basically all this generation's demigods are dead but they are reincarnated.Except now Percy's dating Rachel.Not for long if Aphrodite can help i
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
If I Die Young reviews
songfic. Spoilers for Everfound
Everlost - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Complete
Nico's Big Adventure reviews
Another one of those Nico goes to Hogwarts to help fanfics. Takes place 4 years after TLO after the Giant war and in HP and the Half-blood prince
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Nico A.
The Dancing Bear reviews
When Mikey,Allie,and Johnny-O have to face judgement. Don't read if you haven't read Everfound.
Everlost - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Complete
Messages reviews
Takes place after Everfound. Allie misses her friends from Everlost and a certain Ghost King gives her the news she wants to hear.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Everlost - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Nico A. - Complete
Love, Loss, and Eternal Regret reviews
Percy has one big regret. Will he be able to make up for it? Oneshot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete