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Author has written 13 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Everlost, 39 Clues, and Code Lyoko.
I am a girl if you didn't realize that. I'm pretty sure the Greek Goddess Artemis would strike me down if I was a boy using her name.
I'm sorry if you consider my profile to be really long. I advise you to skip it.
Favorite Books: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Heroes of Olympus, Kane Chronicles, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Maximum Ride, Sisters Grimm, Beatiful Creatures, Skinjacker Trilogy, and 39 clues (I write so many fics about Twilight because I hate it so I make Bella a completely cooler character and the Cullens are crushed because of it)
Age: Somewhere between 10 and 20
Least Favorite Books: N/A
Favorite Color: Blue, Purple, Silver, and Gold
Favorite Anime/Manga Series (I love manga and anime): Fruits Basket, Vampire Knight, and anything by Arina Tanemura
Favorite Movies: Inception, Titanic, Spirited Away, Avatar, The Parent Trap, Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban
Favorite Character: Thalia ,Reyna, or Annabeth (from PJatO)
Least Favorite Character: Bella Swan (from Twilight)
Music: Lady Gaga, Linkin Park, Evanescence
Songs: Bloody Mary(LG), Judas(LG),Grenade(Bruno Mars), Talking to the moon(Bruno Mars), Catalyst(Linkin Park), In the End(Linkin Park), Cruel Fairytail(IU), Lies(T-ara), Imaginary (Evanescence)
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
Opening Credits: Edge of Glory- Lady Gaga
Waking Up: Gives you Hell- All American Rejects
First Day At School: Born this way- Lady Gaga
Falling In Love: Teenage Dream- Katy Perry
Fight Song: No Air- Glee Cast
Breaking Up: Almost Lovers- A Fine Frenzy
Prom Night: Blow- Ke$ha
Life: Not Afraid- Eminem
Mental Breakdown: Dancing With Tears in My Eyes- Ke$ha
Driving: Unwritten- Natasha Bedingfield
Flashback: Talking to the Moon- Bruno Mars
Getting Back Together: Need You Now- Lady Antebellum
Wedding: Love Story- Taylor Swift
Birth of Child: Never Grow Up- Taylor Swift
Final Battle: Till The World Ends- Britney Spears
Funeral Song: Stairway to Heaven- Led Zeppelin
Final Credits: Waiting for The End- Linkin Park
Copy/Paste if you love meat to much to ever become a vegetarian
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If you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exsist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile
Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Godly Parent (PJatO) : Artemis (if she wasn't an eternal maiden), Athena, Apollo
Weapon of choice: Bow and Arrow, Celestial Bronze knife
Wizard House (Harry Potter): Either Gryffondor of Ravenclaw
Weapon: Wand 12 inches Willow and Unicorn hair
Path: Elemantalist (water)
Tribute: Victor of the 72nd Hunger Games
Description: Has black wings with white spots.
Powers: Can control the four elements
If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile
I hate...Country music,Rachel Elizabeth Dare, popular kids, picture books, bullies,and Lady Gaga haters
Fav food: Eggs, Potatos, Pasta, Ice cream, Chocolate, Cake, and Macarons
Least fav foods: Asparagus, Fake Cheese, and Squid
"Muffins are just ugly cupcakes"- cupcake
"Cupcakes are haters"- muffin
Camp Half-Blood pledge
I promise to remember Percy
I promise to remember Annabeth
I promise to protect nature
I promise to remember Luke
I promise to remember Chiron
I promise to remember Tyson
I promise to remember Thalia
I promise to remember Clarisse
I promise to remember Bianca
I promise to remember Nico
I promise to remember Zoe
I promise to remember Rachel
I promise to remember The Stolls
I promise to remember Beckendorf
I promise to remember Silena
I promise to remember Micheal Yew
I promise to remember Briares
I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth
I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos
Yes, I promise to remember PJO
Swear on the River Styx!!!!
Copy on your profile!
Percy Jackson couples are support
Here's a good Percabeth beats Perachel link
Percy Jackson couples I don't support
Anything else with Percy
and in weird cases of crossovers Bella SwanXPercy
Harry Potter couples I support
Harry Potter couples I don't support
Maximum Ride couples I support
Maximum Ride couples I don't support
Kane Chronicles couples I support
Kane Chronicles couples I don't support
Hunger Games couples I support
Hunger Games couples I don't support
Heroes of Olympus couples I support
Heroes of Olympus couples I don't support
IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!
WHAT RACE ARE YOU QUIZ:
You drink a lot of tea.
You know what a brolly is.
Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
You wanted Alex to win X Factor.
You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
Fish and Chips are yummy
You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
Its football.. not ... soccer.
You wear flip flops all year
You call flip flops thongs not flip flops
You love a backyard barbie.
You know a barbie is not a doll.
You love the beach.
Sometimes you swear without realizing.
You're a sports fanatic.
You are tanned.
You're a bit of a bogan. (what the heck is that)
You have an australian something
The Sopranos is a great show.
Your last name ends in a vowel.
Your grandmother or mother makes her own sauces.
You know how a real meatball tastes.
You know Italian songs.
You have darkish hair.
You speak SOME Italian.
You are under 5'10''.
Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
You talk with your hands
You say member instead of remember.
You speak Spanish
You like tacos.
You know what a Puta is
You talk fast.
You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
You know what platanos are.
You've said Te Amo or Te Quiero
You say villain as: Vee-lon.
You have more than one vodka bottle in your house
You know the difference between channel 1 and rtvi
You know of somebody named Natasha.
You don't get cold easily.
You get into contests all the time.
You can make do with the cold weather.
You love listening to trance
Your parents let you drink
You know what a pizda is
You have Pierogi at least once a week
People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if your Polish
People randomly call you their best friend
You have made/know what pisanki are
You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 world cup
You think beer is the best.
You have a bad temper.
Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an,en, in, ry, ly.
You have blue or green eyes.
You like the color green.
You have been to a St. Paddys day party.
You have a family member from Ireland.
You have/had freckles.
Your family get togethers always include drinking.
You have an odd love of leprechauns
You have four leaf clovers
Asian (I really am Asian)
You have slanty/small eyes.
You eat rice a lot.
You are good at math.
You have played the piano.
You have family from Asia.
You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
Most people think you're Chinese.
You have glasses/contacts.
You call hurricanes typhoons.
You go to Baulko.
You play Handball more than once a week
You know what DDR is
You like bread.
You think American Chocolate is good.
You Speak some German.
You know what Schnitzel is.
You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
You went to Pre-school.
You're over 5'10".
You know the real meaning of "Fag".
You make pretty words sound scary.
You enjoy watching the military.
You know that GUMMY BEARS were invented in Germany.
You like to ride 4 wheelers.
You love beer.
You say eh.
You know what poutine is.
You speak french
You love Tim Horton's.
At one point you lived in a farm house.
You watch/watched Degrassi.
You play/ played hockey or watch it.
You know who Massari is.
You like french toast.
You love wine.
You speak a little or are fluent in French
You have eaten a snail.
You like fashion.
You have been to France
You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
You say "Zut" instead of damn
You own a beret.
You actually know what a beret is.
You hate foreigners.
You hate non - Christians.
You've been to more then 5 states.
You are not cultured.
You don't read.
You shop at walmart.
You spell colour "color".
You're very loud.
Your family alone makes a small city.
You blast music Saturday morning to clean the house
You share a bathroom with 5+ people.
You say "open the light" instead of "turn on the light".
You go to church every Sunday.
You always have a "to go plate" when leaving from a party.
You have a last name that's hard to pronounce.
You eat potatoes with the skin ON it.
Brown (Indian, Guyanese, etc)
You know who Shahrukh Khan and Hrithik Roshan are.
You get crazy over Hollywood actors and actresses!
You know what the movie Dhoom 2 is.
You can eat really good spicy food!
You have lots and LOTS of spices at your home.
You came or live in Toronto and have been to Gerrard St.
You have any sort of ATN channel.
You know what koothi, kootha, or banchod is.
You love eating Tandoori Chicken.
You have relatives you've never even heard of.
You are smart in math or science
Your mom or dad are either doctors or engineers.
All you eat is kabab and kofta
Your parents have one car that's a Toyota
Your house actually does not smell like food.
You have like 67890 middle names.
You have been to a pow wow
You have a native name
You are more than a quarter native
You know what tribe your ancestors were in
You have painted your face like a warrior
You have been to a native exhibit out of school
You play/played lacrosse
You have eaten salmon
You can tell the difference between a Scottish & Irish accent (easy peesy)
one of your family members has an accent (does a chinese accent count?)
you actually don't mind bagpipes
Scottish recipes are in your household somewhere
you've heard the song "Scotland the brave"
no matter what, there will ALWAYS be whiskey at family gatherings
any team playing England is your best friend
you have tried haggis
you drink tap water
you know Edinburgh is pronounce "Edin-buura"
you get annoyed that people only remember your country because of how many sheep are there
you know what a barbie is
you hate aussies
you know what an 'aussie' is
you know that NZ is famous only because of lord of the rings
you like chocolate fish /or pineapple lumps
you know what L&P is and you like it!
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.(I'm not that thin)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention (one of my best friends dyes her hair so much)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face
I hear your silence loud and clear
Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Help I've fallen and i cant...hey nice carpet!
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Lifes Tough, get a helmet
Only in America, do banks have braile on the drive-thru ATMs.
Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?
Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?
It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths
The cops never find it as funny as you do
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!
Things I am not to do at Hogwarts
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways
28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion
35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"
37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously
47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions
48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet
49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice
50) I will not attack my fellow classmates
51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area
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Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan)
1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?
The Lake or Zeus' Fist
2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?
Nico, Percy, or Luke they're all cool
3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?
Thalia and Annabeth. We'd be unstoppable
4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?
Rachel. Elizabeth. Dare. she's sooooo annoying
5. Your Favorite PJatO book?
The lightning thief, or the last Olympian.
6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?
Thalia or Annabeth
7. Favorite God or Goddess?
Artemis. Look at my name
8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?
Question him. Then tie him up. Then ask him more questions
9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?
Thalia, she seems to have good music taste
10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?
Percy, he could get us out by using his awesome water powers
11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?
Inform him that he is acting like a pedofile
12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?
Thalico, Jeyna, Percabeth, and Tratie
13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??
Bow before them in hopes of getting on their good side so I live a long happy life and go to Elysium when I die
14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?
Reading Percy Jackson, going online and doing work. My life is just soooo amazing
15. Favorite PJatO Quote?
"Look. I didn't want to be a Half-Blood." First sentence of the series. Began the whole thing. It made me interested.
16. Favorite Percy Moment?
Percy: How does Gladiola know about the reward?
Grover: He read the signs. Duh
Percy: Of course. Silly me.
17. Favorite Nico Moment?
"Here to see Juniper?"
18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?
Percy: You invented the internet?
Martha: It was my idea
George: Rats are delicious
Hermes: It was my idea! I mean the internet not the rats.
19. Favorite Grover Moment?
Medusa: You miserable satyr. I'll add you to my collection.
Grover: That was for Uncle Ferdinand
Grover: Hey guys I think she's unconscious
Grover: Maybe not
20. Favorite Random Moment?
Grover: The dam snack bar
Zoe: Yes. What is wrong.
Grover: Nothing. I could use some dam french fries.
Thalia: And I need to use the dam restroom
Zoe: I do not understand.
Grover: I need to use the dam water fountain.
Thalia: And...I want to buy a dam T-shirt!
All exept Zoe: laugh.
20 Percy Jackson Questions
1) Percabeth or Prachel? Percabeth no question. I hate Prachel.
2) Favorite guy character? Percy, Leo, or Nico. They're all amazing
3) Favorite girl character? Annabeth, Reyna, or Thalia
4) Favorite god? Apollo. I love music
5) Favorite goddess? Artemis
6) Zeus, Posiedon, or Hades? No disrespect intended but Poseidon. I more comfortable around water than around the dead or the sky.
7) Is Luke hot? Yep
8) Would you join the hunters? Most likely not since I want to fall in love. If someone breaks my heart than maybe.
9) Archery or sword fighting? Archery
10) Iris Messaging or Hermes Express? Iris Messsaging. You get to watch a coin dissapear into a rainbow.
11) Favorite minor god/goddess? Hecate. It'd be cool to use magic.
12) Favorite book? The Last Olympian
13) Least favorite? The Battle of the Labyrinth. (I loved it, but it mad Annabeth seem mean and Thalia wasn't in it at all)
14) Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? Depends on my skills and family life. Probably summer, but I'd visit during Winter break.
15) Favorite couple? Percabeth obviousy. Thalico and Tratie come in a close second.
16) Are you a demi-god? No duh.
17) Who would be your parent? Athena or Apollo. Probably Athena.
18) Favorite minor character? Silena or Clarisse.
19) Ethan or Luke? Luke
20) Favorite monsters? Tyson (technically he's just a very friendly monster.)
1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfic? Do you want to?
Clarisse and Jason? That would be really scary
2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Yes it's sad but I think Percy's pretty hot
3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
The world would end and Aphrodite and Poseidon would be the grandparents of a really deformed baby
4. Can you recall any fanfics about 9?
Alot of them
5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
I have saw a fem slash about them, but that's just wrong. Clarisse belongs with Chris and Annabeth belongs with Percy
6. Five/nine or Five/ Ten?
Luke/Zoe. Artemis would turn Luke into an animal if it was Luke/Artemis
7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 making out?
Grover would be scarred for life. The whole camp would find out cause Grover can't lie. Piper and Annabeth are shunned
8. Make up a title for a three/ten fanfic.
The emo and the pedofile
9. Is there such thing as 1/8 fluff?
Thalia/Tyson? I doubt it.
10. Suggest a summery for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.
When Jason goes to Reyna and Juniper goes to Leo, Grover and Piper are there for eachother
(I might just write that...)
11. If you wrote a songfic about 8 what would it be?
Probably Peanut Butter Jelly Time
12. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be
Thalia/Clarisse/Piper...WARNING: Femslash and a scarred Nico, Chris, and Jason
13. When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
About half an hour ago
18. How would you feel if 7 and 8 were in a heated argument?
That happened in Battle of the Labyrinth
19. What would you do if 5 was a close friends with a sibling of yours?
If Luke was friends with my sibling I would steal him JK
20. How would you react if you saw 8 and 11 in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
Scared. Very very scared
21.would you feel if 2 dissed you in the worst possible way?
Oh no you didn't (slap)
22. If you saw 9 and 3 together in a bed, how would you react
Call the police on Zoe for pedofilia
23. You just came home from school and all your friends hate you. Plus, you got an F on the biggest project of the year in your best subject. Your parents have grounded you, and you have finally gotten time to rest in your room after a long scolding only to find 10 rummaging through your stuff. What do you tell him or her?
Artemis let me join your huntresses please
24. What would you do if 1 were emo and slit his or her wrists?
I would tell Thalia to consult Nico for advice
25. What would you do if 4 gave you a daisy?
Percy, did Persephone turn Nico into this flower?
26. 6 stole your hair brush. what do you do?
Ask the stolls for help to get revenge
27. 7, 9, and 4 have banded together and a sing the most annoying song in the world at the top of their lungs at 3 o'clock in the morning. What are your first thoughts?
I hate you (grab a gun and shoots it)
28. 2 and 11 are you teachers. How do you react.
I'd learn from Annabeth and ignore Jason
1: Percy Jackson
1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
Nico kills Ron before Ron runs away in terror
2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club.
Percy kills Draco
3) You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Do you chose 1 or 6?:
Annabeth it won't be as awkward
4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?
Luna and Harry are making out. Luke walks in. Luna and Harry are embarassed and Luke tries to get them to join the titans
5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
Ron gets rejected by Annabeth. Thalia keeps her best friend
6) 4 jumps you in a dark allyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10,2 or 7?
Nico jumped me? Luke
7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
The building explodes. A hobo sees the food and eats it. The hobo explodes
8) 5 is in a car crash and is critictly injured. What does 9 do?
Hermione is in a car crash and Draco laughs
9) 3 has to marry either 8,4 or 9. Who do they chose?
Ron marries Thalia
10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
Luna demands Hermione to believe in the Quibbler
11) 7 has gone evil and has created A WORMHOLE!! What does everyone do to stop it
They don't. Luna rules the world.
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
On Sears hairdryer:
On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On artificial bacon:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
On a children's fold-away stroller:
Repost this if you laughed...
"Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that."
Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of.
IF YOU THINK BELLA SWAN NEEDS A LIFE, EMOTIONS, PERSONALIITY AND/OR JACOB BLACK, COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE
If you think Edward Cullen is NOT the cutest boy on the planet copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile...
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.
"When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate."
"It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with."
"I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?"
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 10 percent yelling JUMP!!
J.K. Rowling proved that some young adult novels can be over 500 pages. Stephanie Meyers proved that some shouldn't be.
COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK PERCY JACKSON HAS AWESOMENESS RUNNING THROUGH HIS VEINS
You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.
You curse a god/goddess a lot.
You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.
You know PJO better then most sane people.
At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future
You wish you could find a rainbow and a golden drachma to see if Iris messages work
You give friends and youself a godly parent,
You are trying to learn Greek
You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.
You think of Percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy
You have an instant crush on Nico!
You just have to research more about greek mythology
You want to learn Latin.
You copy/paste this onto your profile
Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over
You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/should have, and your trying to get your friends to
You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO
Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree
You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them
You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess.
You’re nodding and smiling when you read this
You own every single book
You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list
You call yourself a demigod
You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real
You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO
You've called someone you know a satyr.
You think the TLT poster in your room is a video camera, and they are secretly watching you.
And thats how you know your obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!
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copy and paste this on your profile if you can read it.
98 of kids would DIE if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you are 1 of the 2 that would laugh their heads off at the others.
98 of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you have ever had a random crush on a cartoon character, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT
Jack was the most popular guy in school.
Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Ashley approached the movies that night
Ashley had peeked through Courtney's
The next day at school Ashley wasn't
A note that read: My dearest Jack, I
Always with you, Ashley
Please foward this or Ashley will
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: not really.
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose me or your life.
Boy: My life.
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:
Boy: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I wouldn't do anything for you is because I would do EVERYTHING for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you
When she starts cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignores you
When she pulls away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lays her head on your shoulder
When she steals your favorite hat
When she teases you
When she doesn't answer for a long time
When she looks at you with doubt
When she says that she likes you
When she grabs at your hands
When she bumps into you
When she tells you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she reposts this bulletin
Spread the Stupidity
Copy and paste all of this into your profile :D :D :D :D :D :D
ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS
THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get
THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.
THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy
66 of u won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS
I was walking around in a Target store,
when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holdingthe doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for hristmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. "
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"Ok" he said, "I hope I do haveenough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a wh ite rosefor my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gaveme enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.Now you have 2 choices:
Now you have 2 choices.
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.
-93 percent of teens would have an emotianal breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would say, "What was your first clue?" Copy and paste this into your profile
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book (worth noting that my friends try and make me dance). I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with actions, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. ~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,GwenFan22, Miss Peppy,Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocker, Fangalicious, Bellafan123, universe.disturber, XxThe Penny TreasurexX,bonifacio16,goddess of lakes, HecateA, ArtemisRide
This is Bunny.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
He gave her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake and said, "I will love you until the last rose dies."
-Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to
Just Plain Randomness-
It doesn't matter whether the cup is half empty or half full. Just drink it and get it over with.
If you're running from a bear, you don't have to be faster than the bear. Just be faster than the slowest person running from the bear.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and laugh while other people try to figure out how the heck you did it.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you more, throw them back. Because really, who likes lemons? When life gives you even more, squeeze them in their eyes and see how much life likes lemons then.
Have you ever noticed that if you rearrange the words in mother in law, you get Woman Hitler?
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
It is always in the last place you look. Of course it is! Why would I keep looking for it after I found it?!
A day without the Sun is like...night.
The truth will set you free. But first...it will make you miserable.
Last night, I was on my bed, looking up at the stars and suddenly thought, "...Where the heck is the ceiling?"
Silence is Golden...but Duct Tape is Silver.
You know its going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss.
I'm not CLUMSY, the floor just hates me!
Don't you dare tell me the sky's the limit when there are FOOTSTEPS on the moon.
Immaturity is the best kind of maturity.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was.
Practice makes perfect. But, nobody's perfect. So, why practice?
Sometimes, I wonder, 'Why is the frisbee getting bigger?' Then, it hits me.
Newscasters are the only people who tell you 'Good Evening' and then proceed to tell you why its not.
I couldn't repair your brakes. So, I made your horns louder.
Always remember that you're unique. Just like everybody else.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
If you can stay calm while there is chaos all around you, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
People say I've lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody's looking.
Smile. It confuses people.
"Let's eat grandma!" or "Let's eat, Grandma!" Punctuation can save lives.
If a robot does 'The Robot', is it still 'The Robot' or just dancing?
If tomato is a fruit, then isn't ketchup a smoothie?
If a person with multiple personalites threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
If all else fails, try reading the instructions.
When in danger...when in doubt...run in circles...scream and shout.
A picture is worth a thousand words...but it uses three thousand times the memory.
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin and 'tics' as in 'blood-sucking creatures'?
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are considered a vegetable?
I did what they said and chose the road less traveled by...now where the heck am I?
Come to the Dark Side, we have COOKIES! Welcome to the Dark Side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies? Come to the Light Side, we have ICE CREAM! Welcome to the Light Side. Heh, sorry. We ran out of ice cream.
Why does the Sun lighten our hair but darken our skin?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the person who invests all your money called a broker?
Anaditdaephobia-The fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.
The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're sleeping.
What hair color do they put down on the driver's license of a bald man?
It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest telling other people to shut up.
Note to Self-Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.
Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobia-The fear of long words.
An apple the day keeps the doctor away...if well-aimed.
I hear your silence loud and clear.
One way to find out if something works-Push all the Buttons
Generally, generalizations are wrong.
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research.
The Truth is out there. So, what are you doing here?
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? ...Next week.
Don't underestimate the power of funny. It moves mountains.
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal...only better.
Happiness is just around the corner! ...Too bad the world is round...
I'm not random! I just have many thou-OH! A SQUIRREL!
Some say the glass is half full. Others say its half empty. All I want to know is WHO'S DRINKING MY WATER?
Girls Don't Realize These Things(For all the GOOD guys out there.)
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with idiots who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough GUTS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
I went to a party, Mom
I felt proud of myself,
I made a healthy choice,
I got into my car,
Now Im lying on the pavement,
My own bloods all around me,
Im sure the guy had no idea,
So why do people do it, Mom
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Someone should have taught him,
My breath is getting shorter, Mom
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
one message: dont drink and drive!
Post this on your profile if you hate racism>>>>(This made me laugh!)
A black man sat down at a counter in some random store. A white man was sitting behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you, sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.
This One's For The Girls
If someone insults you say 'How sweet thanks for noticing' and walk away
If someone says you'll die old and alone say 'No I won't I'll have my cats'
If your not as pretty as the most popular girl in school her beauty is only skin deep your's is on the inside that's where it counts
If you'd rather read then party GREAT
If you like to jump in rain puddles and don't care about your clothes your not alone
If your a geek scream it from the roof tops
If your a nerd be proud of your brain and if your a gerk... well you get the point
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If you support Kataang , copy and paste this into your profile!
If you think that Aang should grow back his hair, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to kill the person who said Avatar was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you don't use myspace and are proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Zutarians are crazy copy this and paste it into your profile
If you think it's stupid that some girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are NOT addicted to Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think sex should wait until AFTER marriage, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are like me and think abortions are cruel, wrong, and should become illegal, copy and paste this into your profile. No child deserves to die.
Mary had a little Lamb, His fleece was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, that Lamb was sure to go. He followed her to school each day, t'wasn't even in the rule. It made the children laugh and play, to have a Lamb at school. And then the rules all changed one day, illegal it became; To bring the Lamb of God to school, or even speak His name! Every day got worse and worse, and days turned into years. Instead of hearing children laugh, we heard gunshots and tears. What must we do to stop the crime that's in our schools today? Let's let the Lamb come back to school, and teach our kids to pray.
If you're annoyed with snobby people, then copy and paste this into your profile.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN:
Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
Try to start a wave.
Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
Sing with the theme music.
Bring and use your own air freshener.
At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"
Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"
Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"
Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.
Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
40 Things to do in Class when you're Bored:
1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!
There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
When Remus J. Lupin rules the world all problems will be solved with chocolate.
I learned parseltongue for my foreign language coarse.
A friend will cover for you. But a real friend will sit next to you in detention and say "That was so worth it!"
I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.
I will not scream lumos at the light switch... again.
I will not under any circumstances ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.
I will not bring a fortune cookie/magic 8 ball to divination class (for extra credit).
I will not jump up in the middle of an Order or DA meeting and yell "Voldemort, run!"
I will not relate all of my Vocab words to fictional characters.
I will not write fanfiction instead of doing my homework. Again.
I will not list the name of everyone that died in Harry Potter and Death Note on my science work.
Humans are like slinkies, basically useless, yet fun to watch fall down stairs.
will not draw comics and/or pictures of my characters during math, Spanish, or any of my other classes.
I will not relate all teh dates in my history homework to the Wizarding Timeline.
If you love Severus Snape, then copy this onto your profile.
ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
This door is alarmed!...what startled it?
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You go to your dad for advice.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You wear eyeliner.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Yes, i am a girl.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're g*y, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG! we messed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste"
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost
If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.
considered going to the Empire State Building and asking for an audience with Zeus, copy and paste this into your profile.( pm me if you actually try that.)
If at least once a week, someone spells or pronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.
if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (oops)
If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?
Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking Trix, copy this into your profile
IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF A HOTEL AND TURNED THE CORNER AND SAW PEOPLE STARING AT YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE (I love doing that)
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.
╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this on your profile
This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your signature to help him gain world domination.
This is Crookshanks. Copy and paste Crookshanks into your profile to keep Peter Petigrew away.
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X You own a cell phone
X Black is one of your favourite colors.
X You can skateboard
X You love the computer.
X You watch/watched the Super bowl.
X You like loud music.
My name is Tiffany
39 Clues Creed.
When I'm at a funeral, I'll always wonder if the person who died was a Cahill.
When I'm about to make a choice that will change my life, I'll remember Mr. McIntyre
When I hear about Hollywood, I'll think of all the Janus and what drama they're pulling now.
When I hear about waring countries, I'll remember those silly little Lucians.
When ever there's an athletic event, I'll hope I won't face a Tomas.
When I study hard, I'll wish for the brain of an Ekaterina.
When I see families breaking up, and hurting each other, I'll remember Olivia Cahill, and the pain she when through.
When I see people trying to pick up the pieces and start over, I'll remember Madeleine.
When I hear a cat 'Mrrrp'-ing, I'll think of Saladin.
When I see crazy teenagers rocking out, I'll remember Nellie.
When I see eleven-year-old boys being boys, I'll remember Dan.
When I act crazy shy or stick my face in a book, I'll remember Amy.
When I see a family of sport fanatics, I'll remember the Holts.
When I see people acting like spies, I'll remember Irina.
When I see a monkey, I'll remember the innocent Nikolai
When ever I hear a British accent, I'll think of Ian.
When I see a girl having a tantrum, I'll think of Natalie.
When I stutter around boys I like, I'll remember Amy and Ian.
When I hear about acts of cruelty and murder, I'll shudder and remember Isabel.
When I think about the world in general, I'll think about every other Cahill in the world who don't know who they are.
~If you love the 39 Clues as much as I do, repost this and add your name to the list.
blackstarfairyfiend, Evanescence456, RageRunsStill, Lapulta~, The Girl of the Moon, ArtemisRide
vampires, I say DEMIGODS!
You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN!
You say Bella and Edward, I say PERCY AND ANNABETH
You say Team Edward, I say TEAM PERCY!
You say Bella, I say ANNABETH!
You say Jacob, I say NICO!
You say Jasper, I say LUKE!
You say Alice, I say THALIA!
You say Rosalie, I say SILENA!
You say the wolf pack, I say THE STOLLS!
You say Emmett, I say BECKENDORF!
You say Carlisle, I say CHIRON!
You say Esme, I say ZOE!
You say Forks, I say CAMP HALF-BLOOD!
You say Twilight, I say...PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS BABY!!!!!!!
BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS!
PERCY JACKSON PWNZ
You look down at a Twilight series book and throw it in the pond because you know that Percy Jackson and the Olympians is so much better then Twilight, Eclipse, New Moon, and Breaking Dawn.
Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. ( I'm the 9%)
] You like being in charge.
[X] You feel at home in the water.
[x] You’re not that much of a people person.
[X]You spend most of your time alone.
] You own a garden.
] You often start fights. (The argueing type)
[x] You have anger management.
[x] You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
] You’re very creative and artistic.
HUNTER OF ARTEMIS
[x] You dislike boys in general.
[x] Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters
] You have a way with tools.
] Every guy/girl swoons for you.
[x] You like pickpocketing your friends. (Just food)
] You’re the life of the party.
0/10 (thank gods)
So I'm a hunter of Artemis, and a daughter of Athena and Apollo(WHAT???)
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
In loving memory of...
...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero
...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing very well that she would die
...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends
...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth
...Silena Beauregard, who died a hero
...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success
...Ethan Nakumura, who redeemed himself in the end only to be killed by Kronos
...Everyone else who died in the Titan War
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