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Hello there! I'm Erin and i adore writing (much like everyone else on this website) but i also enjoy singing and acting.

p.s. Does anyone else think being weird is cooler than being cool?

CHECK OUT REPHIAMLUVERS123 STORIES SHES MY BFFL AND SKILLED AT WRITING...JUST NOT AT SPELLING!

Age: There's a possibility I'm 13.

Gender: Female

Favorite song: Hereos by all time low

Favorite food:PASTA!

Favorite book: How am i supposed to chose ONE book to love?

Phone number: OMD STALKER!!!!!!!

Height: 5'9

B-day: june 4

faorite random quotes

We're gonna summon a griffin. In native tree elf. To find an one hundred and twenty fiver year old man who may or may not be alive. Thats our plan?

-That girl on spiderwick chronicles

i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like

if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul

-random person on tumblr

it as though you are an artist and awkward is your medium.

- Nora seargent being Human U.S.

Oh, no no, not bitchy crazy. more like homicidal maniac crazy, so i sent her to you.

-Willow Roseberg; Buffy the Vampire slayer

Oz: Sooo, do you guys steal weapons from the army a lot?

Willow: Well we don't have cable, so we have to entertain ourselves.

- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2 episode 14

It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.

- somebody on tumblr

"No, it's fine, you're a boob man. It wasn't like you really wanted to marry me. You got stuck with me and my small boobs. Emmett practically forced me on you," I said holding back tears.

"Bella, I'm not a boob man, and if I was, your boobs are fine."

"Fine! My boobs are FINE! Like, how are you doing? Fine! Which is code for just leave me alone, is that what you're saying? You want to leave my boobs alone!"

"No, your boobs are great, I wouldn't leave them alone."

"You wouldn't?" I couldn't believe how emotional I was being. I must have been PMS-ing.

"No, they're perfect. I love your boobs," he said and I realized he was focusing on them.

My skin prickled and shivered under his gaze and he let out a sigh, rubbing his face.

"Thank you. I don't know what got into me," I said ashamed of my outburst.

-fanfic Better Than Pie by savannavansmutsmut

Disclaimer: How about this? As soon as I hit the lottery, develop the ability to telepathically influence the decisions of others, buy the rights to the Harry Potter universe from the great and most admirable J.K. Rowling, and therefore own Harry Potter, I'll let you know. Until then, let's just assume I don't.
- Philyra912

"Malfoy, are you trying to tell me you use the name 'mudblood' as a term of endearment?" (Hermione)

"Exactly" (Draco)

"Why do i find that hard to believe?" (Hermione)

"Because you didn't read it in a book." (Draco)

-Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy from the fanfiction Gryffindors in Slytherin and Sytherins in Hufflepuff.

Long lost triplet asleep on the couch, mythological monkey monster right there with her and a descendant of a goddess unconscious and tied to a chair. Clearly, the amount of normalcy in my life is severely limited. - Greer, Sweet Shadows

That's what masquerade parties are! It's like facebook, but real. - New Year's Eve

My night in shining armor turned out to be a geek in aluminum foil

I'm not clumsy the floor just hates me

NORMAL PEOLE rely on construction people to tear down buildings

DARKEST POWERS FANS: would rather ask Chloe to release a demi-demon

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
DARKEST POWERS FANS: say OH MY DEREK!! (OMD)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
DARKEST POWERS FANS: go to Simon

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
DARKEST POWERS FANS: say shut up or i'll get Dr. Davidoff to terminate
you

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that werewolves are half-wolf half-human freaks
DARKEST POWERS FANS: know A LOT better and know to go outside right away
when they see/hear a stranger vomiting in the bushes

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
DARKEST POWERS FANS: when being chased yell DEREK SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

DARKEST POWERS FANS: would go directly to BUFFALO NEW YORK

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile
DARKEST POWERS FANS: MUST have this on there profile

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Pass supernatural on if you love stories with things that are inhumanly possible


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Pass it on if you're in love with a green eyed werewolf

I'M HER BEST FRIEND. YOU BREAK HER HEART I'LL BREAK YOUR FACE.

I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, MusicalLife17, yugixyamiforever

booklover1440(aka Erin)

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't. (I posted it! i even wrote a story about the 15 year old girl one, a story that you should read...and review!)

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I’m into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.(ya u just eep thinkin that)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I’m BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIM HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I live(d) in the COUNTRY, so I MUST (have) live(d) on a farm.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be goth
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I’m DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I’m a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar
I’m an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I’m THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player
I have big boobs, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I’m a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I like CATS, so I WILL grow up to be a crazy old cat lady who lives alone
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. (I'm literally allergic to those stores)
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
MY hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT,so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (although I myself really AM against abortion. those poor little babies don't deserve to be murdered! T.T and they can FEEL it too...)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (some of it, anyway.)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (not so big on comics, but manga, YEAH!!)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist (sometimes)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (actually, this only applies to me cuz i keep to myself most of the time)
I can't help but BLUSH when I'm around a cute guy so I MUST be a dumb slut
I'm good at SINGING so I MUST need attention
I'm QUIET so I MUST be stuck-up
I sit ALONE at lunch so I MUST be snobbish
I still have SLEEPOVERS with my female friends so I MUST be lesbian
I'm HARD TO FIGURE OUT so I MUST be impossible to get along with
I sometimes say I LOVE MY FRIENDS so I MUST be gay/lesbian
I wear MAKE-UP so I MUST be ugly
I DON'T wear make-up so I MUST be an outsider

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!"

My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle
of next week!"

My mother taught me REASON
"Because I said so, that's why."

My Mother taught me LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident"

My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM
"Will you "look" at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there 'till all that spinach is finished."

My mother taught me about WEATHER
"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."

My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS
"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen

THEN?"

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times--Don't
exaggerate!!!"

My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

My mother taught me about ENVY!
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

My Mother taught me about RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when we get home!"

My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."

My Mother taught me ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"

My Mother taught me HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

My Mother taught me about GENETICS
"You're just like your father."

My Mother taught me about my ROOTS
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."

My Mother taught me about JUSTICE
"One day you'll have kids ... and I hope they turn out just like you!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
somethinwrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Live dangerous…Run with scissors.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

There are all kinds of art. There's the art of drawing, the art of dancing, the art of science, and of course the refined art of being an idiot

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

Growing old is mandatory...Growing up is optional

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

I'm a bomb technician, if you see me running, you better catch up!

You are too sarcastic for your own good! Just kidding, you can never be too sarcastic!

I dream of a better tomorrow, where Chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

I'm going to go give him a piece of my mind, but not my brain I need that.

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

Best friends, it’s who we are . . . instead of saying "excuse me" we push each other out of the way and say "move". We hug each other and laugh at any random moment. We argue about the stupidest things then we find out we were both wrong.

Bad stuff happens, mostly to me, so don't worry.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

You can't fix stupid.

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.

You have enemies? Good, because that means you've stood for something sometime in your life.

I am who I am. Your approval isn't needed.

Be yourself - it's the only thing people can't say you're doing wrong.

Happiness is just around the corner; too bad the world is round!

If you blow in a dogs face he'll get mad at you, but take him for a car ride, and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window!

I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it.

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics.

I am a grown up. Except, grown ups don't call themselves grown ups, they call themselves adults, so maybe I'm not a grown up yet. But that's okay, you get away with more if you're a kid.

The more I think about, the more I'm sure I've lost my mind. But, crazy people don't know they're crazy, so I guess I'm ok. But thinking I'm ok because I think I'm crazy is saying I don't think I'm crazy, so I may be crazy.

On a scale of one to crazy, I'm a penguin!

When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

When Life gives you lemons, through them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

When life gives you lemons, steal your sister’s apples

When life gives you lemons, throw them at your sister’s friends and hope it hits them in the eye.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell ‘I HATE LEMONS YOU MORON!’

When life gives you lemons, say hey, I like lemons, got anything else for me?

When life throws you lemons... throw something harder back!

Unless life also hands you sugar and water, your lemonade is gonna suck!

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Earth is the Insane Asylum for the universe

I have to speak my mind because what is in my mind is always more interesting than what is happening in the world outside my mind.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout

They say the truth will set you free, so why is it that whenever I tell the truth I get sent to my room?

If aliens are looking for intelligent life then why are you worried?

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them. YAY!

Don’t mess with me: I've got a stick.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Your guy side

X You love hoodies.

X You love jeans.

X Dogs are better than cats.

X its hilarious when people get hurt.

X You've played with/against boys on a team.

X Shopping is torture.

X Sad movies suck.

x You own/Ed an X-Box.

X Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.
X At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. X You own/Ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (Hehe, i just said that)
X You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

X You watch sports on TV.
X Gory movies are cool.
X You go to your dad for advice.
X You own like a trillion baseball caps.
X You like going to high school football games.
X You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
X Baggy pants are cool to wear.
X It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.

X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
X Sports are fun.

X Talk with food in your mouth.
X Sleep with your socks on at night. (sometimes)

Total: 10

Your girl side:

X You wear lip gloss/Chap stick.
X You love to shop.

X You wear eyeliner.
X You wear the color pink
x Go to your mom for advice.
X You consider cheerleading a sport.
X You hate wearing the color black.
X You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
X You like wearing jewellery.
X Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
X Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
X You don't like the movie Star Wars.
X You were in gymnastics/dance

x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (five minutes)

X You smile a lot more than you should.

X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (flip flops, sneakers, and character shoes)
X You care about what you look like.
X You like wearing dresses when you can.
X You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
X You love the movies.

X You used to play with dolls as little kid.
X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
X Like being the star of everything.

Total: 2

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my freaking soda"

Trying is the first step toward failure.

"The dinosaur’s extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

“I am sick of people having a near death experiences and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” TonyV.

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A SQUIRREL!

ThingsToConsider

· If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
· What disease did cured ham have?
· Why do we say we “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every hour and a half?
· Why do alarm clocks “go off” when they start making noise?
· Instead of “All things in moderation,” shouldn’t it be “Some things in moderation”?
· Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”?
· Why is it called quicksand when it sucks you down very, very slowly?
· When French people swear, do they say, “Pardon my English”?
· Why is it called the Department of the Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
· Why are they called marbles if they’re made out of glass?
· If everyone lost five pounds at the same time, would it throw the Earth out of its orbit?
· What color hair do bald men put on their driver’s license?
· How do you know when it’s time to tune your bagpipes?
· How do you throw away a garbage can?
· Why do we put our suits in a garment bag and our garments in a suitcase?
· When two airplanes almost collide, why is it a “near miss”? Shouldn’t it be a “near hit”?
· How can something be both “new” and “improved”?
· Why do we shut up, but quiet down?
· How did the “Keep Off the Grass” sign get there in the first place

CRAZIES! things in bold I've done.

1. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.

6. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators i2. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

3. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself.

4. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

5. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in darkest powers (or almost, at least).n your binders with doodles/any other dP related thing you can think of about dP or the dP characters.

7. Crazy is when you can open up any book you've read and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word.

8. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.

9. Crazy is when you have OSD (Obsessive Sirius Disorder).

10. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".

11. Crazy is when you suddenly start babbling about gourds.

12. Crazy is when you start laughing at the term 'cheap plastic' when no one else knows why.

13. Crazy is when you randomly started laughing like a maniac during a test.

14. Crazy is when your trying to help someone, but get side-tracked by a bug.

15. Crazy is when you just KNOW frogs will rule the world some day!

16. Crazy is when you run into a glass door and laugh at your blood all over the floor.

17. Crazy is when you find yourself having a crush on a fictional character, who not only happens to be married and a father, but also dead. (Not in my fic he is!)

18. Crazy is running around in your pajamas yelling 'I'M SO ATTRACTIVE!' just because you need a confidence boost.

19. Crazy is making enough inside jokes to fill up several books within the span of one day.

20. Crazy is when you start to sing at every awkward pause just because you don't like silence.

21. Crazy is having the urge to do something illegal, and then happening to mention the urge to your mother in casual conversation :P

22. Crazy is going on FanFiction every spare moment when you have a project that you haven't started due the next day.

23. Crazy is dipping a carrot in orange juice because you feel like it.

24. Crazy is when you start laughing for no reason at the most inappropriate moment, and you don't even know why, so you laugh harder.

25. Crazy is you and your friends naming stuffed animals unisex names with a mixture of your names, and the boys you like's names. Crazy is also then baptizing said animals though one friend is a Catholic, another is an Atheist, and the third is a Muslim. (And naming each other the godmothers of course!)

26. Crazy is sitting in a bathtub because you want to be rebellious.

27. Crazy is bursting out laughing just because its too quiet.

28. Crazy is annoying someone for the heck of it.

29. Crazy is being absolutely crazily euphoric for at LEAST twenty seconds.

30. Crazy is putting a stuffed animal on the ceiling fan so it gets a nice view.

31. Crazy is having a Fanfiction story idea almost every day from the most common things (ie. The grocery store, school, the sky).

32. Crazy is when people start to worry about what you’re thinking when you get too quiet.

33. Crazy is going in to hysterics when a classroom vent rattles and then the teacher yells "What did you do?!"

34. Crazy is naming everything you see, I named my keyboard Robert Treesenten

35. Crazy is running around with your friend in a hotel and going on every floor on the hotel just for the heck of it

36. Crazy is being paranoid about your pet word out to get you

37. Crazy is asking for bubble wrap for your birthday every year, and never getting it

38. Crazy is being in the living room and saying "Look how big my mustache is!" and nobody cares

39. gotton tired and slapped myself to wake me up

40. made a bet to act like a spy all day

41. in the middle of class gotton up and started to dance

42. pretended be a goth princess just to scare the pizza man

43. did cartwheels down the school hallway

44. after fainting got up did a backflips and sang a song just to prove i was fine. the paramedic fainted

45. jacked clothes from your brothers closet.

46. in the middle of an important test and ur on the last question you steal the persons pencil next to you because you dont feel like walking 2 ft. to the jar of extra pencils.

47.waking up and eaten, dressed, brushed hair and teeth, and fed your dog then saw the clock relized you got up early got back into your pajamasand slept for 15 more minutes and then got back up and did it all over again. (i did that this morning.)

48. running into a mirror and then apologizing because you thought it was an actual person.

49. when scared you dont scream you meow

50. begged your parents for something for 15 minnutes straight only to realize that the first time you asked they said yes

51. while swimming with shraks start freaking out because a freaky looking fish passes by

52. buying fake vampire fangs just to see if you would accedently bite your self.

53. baking cookies until 4 in the morning because you had a dream about really good cookies.(i'm currently doing that)

54. cracking up whenever someone says refrigeraiter.

55. is being a straight c student, but tutor people.

56. making 4 of your best friends by shoving them off a chair

57.being nocturnal in the summer

58. knowing disneyland like the back of your hand...and not knowing the back of your hand :) \

59. beating everyone in arm wrestling except for one of the smallest persons in my school.

60. when you went to euroope, opposed to get the finr jewlwery and silk scarves, spent 200 euros on a couple decorative knives, and not telling your mother about them

61. punching your bff in the face because he said something minorly insulting.

If you're crazy, copy this on your profile and add some crazy things you've done to the list!

.1. Hold your breath 2. Go to your profile and add this 3. Still holding your breath 4. If you made it, your a good kisser

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

Type your name: bookluver17

Type your name with your elbow: booklover1440 (I GOTS SKILLZ)

Type your name with your nose: booklover1440 (still gots the skillz)

Type your name with your head: b0o0ooiolp8gh4hju78y (THE best by far)

Type your name with your chin: bkolk,.ju vdfqy7 (I got the b)

Type your name with your tongue: booklover1440 (and the skillz are back)

100 Truths About Me!!!

1. Real name: Erin G.

2. Nickname(s): Er bear, Eri Fairy, Kitty cat, blondie, child

3. Zodiac Sign: Gemini

4. Male or female: Female

5. Elementary : L.P.

6. Middle School: Oaks

7. High School: Oaks

8. Hair color: Light brown. Or is it dark blond?

9. Tall or Short: tall

11. Sweats or Jeans: Jeans.

12. Phone or Camera: Phone with a camera in it.

13. Health freak: No. The opposite, actually.

14. Orange or Apple: Orange

15. Do you have a crush on someone: maybe...

16. Eat or Drink: Drink

17. Piercings: ears

18. Pepsi or Coke: Coke.

HAVE YOU EVER? :

19. Been in an airplane: Yes.

20. Been in a relationship: yes

21. Been in a car accident: No.

22. Been in a fist fight: yes

23. First piercing: twelve; ears

24. First best friend: Marina Reik or Riek

25. First award: 1st place school district speech award

26. First crush: Don't remember.

27. First word: cat

28. Last High-5 you gave: My best friend, Adrian

29. Last person you talked to in person: My mom.

30. Last person you texted: Adrian

31. Last person you watched a movie with: Adrian

32. Last food you ate: choclate covered strawberries

33. Last movie you watched: Annie

listened to: i'm sexy and i know it

35. Last thing you bought: a mini bundt cake

36. Last person you hugged: Adrian (Not ivashkov, but he looks like Mason :)

FAVE:

37. Food: pasta

38. Drink: italian soda

39. Bottoms: Jeans.

40. Flower: Rose

41. Animal: wolf

42. Color: black, read, and silver

43. Movie: princess bride/ a knight's tale

44. Subject: English.

HAVE YOU EVER:

(Put an X in the brackets if yes)

45. [ ] fallin in love with someone

46. [X] celebrated Halloween

47. [ ] had your heart broken...

48. [x] went over the minutes/texts on your cell phone

49. [x] had someone like me

51. [ ] got pregnant

52. [ ] had an abortion

53. [x] did something I regret

54. [x] broke a promise

55. [x] hid a secret

56. [X ] pretended to be happy

57. [X]met someone who changed your life

58. [X] pretended to be sick

59. [X] left the country

60. [X] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it

61. [X] cried over the silliest thing.

62. [X] ran a mile.

63. [X] went to the beach with your best friends.

64. [x] got into an argument with your friends.

65. [x] hated someone.

66. [x] stayed single for 2 years.

CURRENTLY:

67. Eating: Nothing.

68. Drinking: Nothing.

69. Listening too: Nothing...

70. Sitting/Laying: laying

71. Plans for today: Sleep.

72. Waiting: for food

YOUR FUTURE: or "what do you want and or like"

73. Want kids: Yes.

74. Want to get married: Yes.

75. Career: author/teacher

76. Lips or eyes: definetly eyes

77. Shorter or taller: Taller. Don't want to feel like a giant.

78. Romantic or spontaneous: Both.

81. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship.

82. Looks or personality: Personality, though I don't mind looks too ;)

HAVE YOU EVER:

83. Lost glasses/contacts: Yes, and they weren't mine

84. Snuck out of a house: yes

85. Held a gun/knife for self defense: ...no

86. Killed somebody: No...

87. Broken someone's heart: Yeah,three times. What a heartless bitch I am, you might think, but I'm really not.

88. Been in love: No, just big crushes.

89. Cried when someone died: Yes.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

90. Yourself: I guess.

91. Miracles: kinda

92. Love at first sight: No. You can't fall in love in first sight - maybe feel a strong drawn to the person, but definitely not love.

94. Santa Clause: No.

95. Aliens: Yes. We can't be the only living creatures in the whole universe, after all.

96. Ghosts: No, but if they are real i'll be the first to admit i was wrong.

TRUTHFULLY:

97. Is there one person you want to be with right now: yes

98. Do you know who your real friends are: Yes.

99. Do you believe in God: kinda

100. Do you trust people easily: No.

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So Right But So Wrong by LoveRob reviews
So this story is set in Forks High School with an all human Bella and Edward. Bella is the new twenty-two-year-old teacher of English Literature. Edward is an eighteen-year-old senior about to graduate. He is gorgeous and sexy and more than a little shy around girls. What will happen when sparks fly between the two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,991 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 9h ago - Published: 1/27/2011 - Bella, Edward
Lonely Hearts by wicked.faith10 reviews
The King of the Southern Isles must send one of his brothers to try and repair the damage done to the Queen of Arendelle by their youngest brother, Hans. The survival of their trade union depends upon Prince Georg, who is reluctant to go. However, when he and Queen Elsa meet, unexpected feelings arise. -I suck at summaries. It does get better inside! Rated M for safety!-
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,215 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 1/4 - [Elsa, OC]
Maybe, it's worth it by ChloeXDerekDP reviews
Derek and his family move to New York. Derek meats a girl of course that is actually kind to him. He protects her from herself. But, he is a supernatural; she is not. He has to tell her; what will happen with this forbidden love.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,143 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 5/12/2012
When The Going Gets Tough by Breebh14 reviews
Rose and her friends, besides Dimitri and Tasha, are all singers. 1 year ago, a crazed fan kidnapped Rose and did some horrible things to her. When she starts to receive letters from him 1 yr later, Abe hires a bodyguard, Dimitri. Will love blossom? RxD
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,609 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Jailbirds, Lovebirds, Avian Americans Same Thing by green-eyed-wonder 0-0 reviews
Max ends up in prison after she 'accidentally' killed Lissa. There she meets her dark, mysterious cellmate Fang with a dangerous past. Max and Fang along with their new friends struggle to survive in a prison where everyone and everything is against them, and they just might not make it out alive. They only have each other but is that enough? Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 68,132 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Max, Fang
It Doesn't Always End The Same by CleoKTBelikovSalvatore reviews
Rose life is perfect she's a senior in High School with her perfect college boyfriend of three years Adrian. Until she meets Dimitri and there new found friendship helps her understand what type of lifestyle she really is leading and what is real love
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 64,490 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Win a Kiss by GuardianD reviews
When the VA gang decides to play some games like hide and seek,truth or dare and man hunt, what happens when winning gets you a kiss? Who wins and who gets kissed? I DO NOT OWN VAMPIRE ACADEMY! Dimitri isn't a strigoi!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,634 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Don't Think Twice, It's Alright by Were Stars to Burn reviews
Katniss Everdeen is a senior student in Mr. Peeta Mellark's AP English class. What happens when their relationship is stronger than what should be of a student and a teacher? Will the rules keep them apart? Or will the odds prove to be in their favor? READ TO FIND OUT! KatnissXPeeta...
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,770 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Abuse is Not Just a Word by Fly On 3536 reviews
Maximum Ride is abused. She has been her whole life. But when a Black Haired boy moves in next door. Will he listen to her screams? Or Ignore them? Fax. Eggy. Nazzy. NO WINGSSS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,778 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Complete
Praying for Redemption by Rainbow Fruit Loop reviews
When a stranger called Dean Winchester advertises for a roommate in the local paper, Castiel finds himself replying. Of course, Dean is only ever supposed to be a roommate - or maybe even a friend - but will he end up being more than Cas ever thought possible? Modern AU. Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 75,810 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Castiel, Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
A TeacherStudent Relationship by xxwolfybabyxx reviews
Rose is a student at St Vladimir's Academy, but when she manages to fire the History teacher, he's replaced with Mr Belikov. What happens when they have to spend every day after school with each other? and what happens when a jealous ex starts to reveal their relationship? Will they make it out alive? AH
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,251 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
15th Century Romance by Rosemarie Alanna Ann Belikov reviews
Rose is Turkish women whose family goes to Russia in the 15th century. While walking to the house they're staying at Rose is attacked by a group of men she she is saved by Dimitri Belikov. It is unknown to her that he is a Russian Prince and heir.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,351 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Man of Steel: A Risk Worth Taking by mistressbabette51 reviews
Superman Man of Steel. Lois could not decide whether to ask him out or bombard him with questions. Initially written for the 2012 LJ 12Days of Clois Christmas Challenge, and as more speculation about Clois, Lex, and Batman comes out, this is my take. I hope you enjoy it. Please read and review. Thank you!
Superman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 133,466 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman/Kal-El, Lex, Martha K. - Complete
Cop an Attitude by Ms. Belikov reviews
ALL HUMAN! She's the main suspect in a Murder case. He's the hard-ass Cop. After arresting & interrogating Rose, Dimitri is forced to release the Criminal, putting the case in danger of turning cold. With no options left, he strikes an unusual bargain.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,484 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Letters from a Soldier by CBG reviews
After months of communication through emails and letters, Rose is desperate to meet her soldier. She knows that it's dangerous to let him play with her heart but what she doesn't know is just how dangerous he really is. AH/AU, slightly OOC. Mature themes and concepts.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,339 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Stronger Than Steel by Cadet Deming reviews
In the aftermath of Zod's invasion, Clark struggles to have a relationship with Lois while fighting off a mysterious billionaire named Lex Luthor who could be his greatest threat yet, and the mysterious Batman from Gotham City who could be his ally or enemy. Takes place in the Man of Steel universe. Lois/Clark. Suspense/Romance/Character Development.
Superman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,483 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman/Kal-El, Lex
The Female Detective by allonsysherlocklove reviews
Sherlock Holmes is really a woman in disguise. She has spent her entire life carefully cultivating her disguise so she could be able to move through the world and do her work without being hassled. She's even managed to hide it from her best friend and flatmate, John Watson. That is, until a case goes wrong. Fem!lock, Female Sherlock, Genderswap, Johnlock Post-TRF. PLEASE R&R!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,396 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Love in Fear by green-eyed-wonder 0-0 reviews
Maximum Ride is known as the most feared person at Lerner's High, but she secretly works as a waitress. What happens when popular Fang Cooper finds out? Will he tell the school or keep the secret? Only one way to find out. FAX !-the reader of insanity
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,005 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Max, Fang
A Whole New World by wish2love4life reviews
Max has to go to Jeb's house with his wife and Kids! There's nothing worse then being replaced but what happens when she meets the new guy, Fang at her new school and figuring out he's not as different as you? Yeah,that's alot to take in. First chap.short
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,307 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Max, Fang
Project: Family by DemiSpy reviews
"Your assignment consists of being 'married' to your partner and 'adopting' a child from the orphanage for a week, making it the best week of his or her life." Mr. Henderson said. "Partners... Max with Fang." AU/AH Dunno why it's T. Complete. Edit Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,145 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Journal by Cascade of Rain reviews
One day, by chance, Fang finds Max's journal. As he reads it, he slowly begins to fall in love with her. FAX! AU, AH
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,094 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Max, Fang
A Cinderella story Maximum ride style by gigglesandbooks reviews
Living in Arizona, Max lost her mom and now lives with her step father Jeb and his twin daughters- Lissa and Brigid. She the schools loser, but she has a voice. At the ball she meets Fang, her best friend's brother. FAX! no wings. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 91,120 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Bigger Than This by PiperElizabethMcLean reviews
Annabeth, the most successful seventeen year old actress on the face of this earth is forced to move in with her father, who lives deep in the south. She meets a certain farmer's son who will show her what it's like to work for what you have. Will she be able to get away from her movie star boyfriend and finally get rid of the celeb attitude? Rated T for teenage situations, AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 87,072 - Reviews: 2213 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Knives and Pens by MaxAndFangForEverAndEver reviews
My Name is Maximum Ride. I am abused by my older brother, Dylan cause I killed our parents and little brother, so i cut myself. Welcome to my hell.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,772 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Max, Fang
Stolen Innocence by ValentineRose28 reviews
ALL HUMAN! Max was raped, then found on the side of the road by Fang and his little sister. After being taken into their home, can she learn to handle the demons that haunt her, or will she fall through the cracks?
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,510 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Max, Fang
Sparks Fly, Then They Burn by jared padaladalecki reviews
Max Martinez is a college drop-out, working as a maid in a five star hotel. Nick "Fang" Ride, a famous movie star, is staying there while he shoots a movie. When they meet, will sparks fly of the good or bad variety? Fax, Eggy, all human. (CURRENTLY BEING EDITED)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,743 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
My Masked Man by IHatePotatoes reviews
All Human. Rose is about to get married when tragedy strikes. She is forced to marry Dimitri Belikov as her father's last wish. Will she ever love him? What happens when she meets a stranger and falls in love with him? Will their marriage ever work?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,163 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
More than I expected by onlythesmart-N-beautiful reviews
Rose and her family move to russia and rose is forced to marry Dimitri belikov, however there are secrets held from Rose that she yearns to discover. This is the sassy rose we all know and love. *rewriting*
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,791 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Wolf Pack by jellybean1990 reviews
• Draco was a wolf • Hermione is his mate • 7th year was going to be interesting
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 30,200 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
My Wish by Doctor Rose Belikova reviews
Sometimes when I lay in bed I whisper my name...My name is Rosemarie Analise Hathaway. But to the rest of the world, I'm Cici. AU/AH abuse/drugs/trafficking Rated M for a reason...a bit of a drabble. Title: My Wish by Rascal Flatts
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 24,979 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Thirty-One Days by keelhaulrose reviews
In the midst of the Battle of Hogwarts Hermione is given the opportunity to help save Snape's life. Little did she know it would require visiting Hogwarts twenty years prior. She has thirty-one days to befriend the sullen Slytherin, and perhaps save his life. But, as always, things don't always go as planned. HG/SS, time-travel, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 113,097 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
It's a Grind by lizzyatedeanspie reviews
In which Dean needs to get laid, but seems to be in a rut, so he calls a phone sex hotline... but why is the guy from the coffee place looking at him so funny the next day? - Dean/Cas
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,243 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Clark Kent: Man Of Mystery, Lois Lane: Woman Of Appeal by Slittlej reviews
Clark, the newest reporter with 'The Daily Planet,' harbors the secret he trusts no other woman, aside from his mother, with. How well will Lois keep it?
Superman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman/Kal-El
Ataxia Ride by Mollypolly55 reviews
Muscular Dystrophy. Ataxia. Friedreich's ataxia. These are the words that influence and shape my world. I was diagnosed when I was 9. My disease colors every aspect of my life. But what happens when the colors bleed out?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 63,966 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Max, Fang
Good Things Happen by AlbertaGirl78 reviews
Bella is a University Student that bumps into Movie Star Edward at her favorite coffee shop. She isn't a big movie buff, so she doesn't know who he is. This story will mainly be fluff with a little bit of drama thrown in. AH/AU Canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,282 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
People who can't wed, Plan by Red as a Rose01 reviews
Bella is a top wedding planner who has been roped in to plan the exclusive wedding of Tanya Denali and Edward Cullen but will she be able to keep her feelings in check?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,115 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Goodbye and Good Riddance by Heart Breaking 101 reviews
Hey, my names Max but you probably already knew that. Well here's what you didn't know about me: I'm abused, and I have to raise my two younger siblings while my Dad gets drunk. It's been this way ever since my Mom died. Well here's my hell- I mean life.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,908 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Max, Fang
Unrequited Bond by mrs.belikov.archibald.cullen reviews
Rose and Dimitri are best friends, but could they ever be more than that? A love story with a twist, Dimitri is a moroi but Rose is still a Dhampir. Please R&R.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,586 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
In Living Color by Kim Ginsberg reviews
Advertising CEO Edward Cullen has a secret, he goes to see the woman of his dreams daily. She thinks he's just there for the food. She can't imaging he could like her back. Waitress Bella Swan is hiding a secret. She's a young mom and lusts for one of her older customers. Will their age difference matter to either of them when they find out the truth? A/H HEA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 98,290 - Reviews: 2670 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 1,776 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Maximum Ride: Wings and Dragons by Drakefire reviews
The Flight was one of Itex's greatest group of hybrids. Each one was incerted with an unknown DNA strand from the past and become stronger than anything they could ever make again. They made two groups to be sold. One group escaped their controler's eight years ago and have returned to strike back at Itex and help Max on her path of destiny. Set during Fang. Finished Rewriting.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,233 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Roses for a Long Ride by PixieStripes reviews
Max is an optimistic cancer patient in love with life; Fang is her pessimistic doctor. The two have quests to cure each other's maladies: cancer and bitterness. It's going to be a long ride.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,967 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Max, Fang
Different Change by sophgr77 reviews
Sequel to Stark and Zoey's Moment! It's a romantic fic on the best couple ever: Stark and Zoey. lots of fluff included!
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,792 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 4/8/2010 - J. Stark, Zoey R.
Patience by RobzBeanie reviews
**COMPLETE ** Bella knew better than to get involved with one of her patients. But then she met Edward. ** TASTE OF THE FORBIDDEN II CONTEST ENTRY, NOW EXTENDED **
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 27,583 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Homework by his den of sin reviews
Bella is a jaded teacher in Forks, Edward is her new student. Can he surprise her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 66,749 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Alone by xSweetEternityx reviews
-AU/AH Chlerek- Chloe is a transfer student for Lyle Academy, which is known for their special duo programs: Gen-Ed and Arts-Ed. However, due to the reason that she transferred late, the dorm rooms are all filled with the exception of one: Derek Souza's
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 152,382 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
I Don't Deserve This by 0YinANDYang0 reviews
Max was recently in an abusive relationship, but left with the help of her friends Nudge and Ella. Her second year of college gone, she has nothing to do over summer break except mope...until her two friends gift her with a three-month trip to Hawaii. While there, she and her friends meet three guys who could just be the loves of the their lives. AU, lemons, trigger warning.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 115,123 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Max, Fang
The Shade of Poison Trees by Tunnels.to.Gates.of.White reviews
Isolated Freshman Katniss Everdeen swallows a bottle of pills alone in her dorm room. A month later, as part of her treatment, she's paired up with fellow student and peer counselor Peeta Mellark. Peeniss, Modern AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,839 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Bright Minds Think the Same by Calliope - Muse of epic poetry reviews
One usually says that bright minds think the same, but do they listen to their hearts - especially when the minds are as stubborn as those of Severus Snape and Hermione Granger?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 147,186 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Famous or not, here they come by Super.Nerd.Girl221 reviews
I've taken over this story. THANK YOU believe-me-or-not! Max is a pageant star. A new reality tv show, young and free, wants Max. When she accepts she meets Fang, a famous actor., who she previously thought was stuck-up. When someone almost discovers her secret, will she regret signing up? Rated T because I'm paranoid... *max an possibly Fang have wings*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 17,097 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Max, Fang
Past Present by lastknownwriter reviews
Dean/Castiel AU. When a handsome stranger wanders into his bar one warm fall night, Dean Winchester is charmed by the archaeology professor. As their friendship deepens, Dean will discover that there are a few simple truths about love: it can sneak up on you when you least expect it, and it will level you without warning. But it can also save you, when you're lost.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 85,829 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Temptation by Romantic Fool reviews
Complete! A fluffy DracoHermione. Ron needs money; Hermione decides to fundraise during their seventh year. At first the jobs were menial, but then a girl hires them to help her get Draco Malfoy. But what happens when he falls for the matchmaker.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,985 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 1/14/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Secrets of the Family Tree by Shiv3r reviews
AH. Max and Fang are brother and sister. But what happens when more than brotherly feelings rise up? Max will have to decide between sticking with the lie, or finding out the truth. Her relationship with Fang depends on it. FAX FAX FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,487 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Max, Fang
Completely and Utterly by Tragic Disposition reviews
The once great Draco Malfoy finds himself at the door of a certain Gryffindor. How? But more importantly, why? He's been abandoned by his own kind and nobody seems to care. Nobody except her. Hogwarts seems all too claustrophobic when you're trapped there and something's going to give. The question is, what first? His pride or his sanity? RATED M FOR A REASON
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,643 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Bet List by StevieCass reviews
Teen!AU - wing fic. Read the warnings. "That bet list was the worst thing you've ever come up with, Gabe. If it wasn't for it, I would never have thought about such things. It's bad enough being an earthbound angel, it's bad enough being considered a weirdo even by angel standards. Did I have to be gay as well? Do I even represent a minority or is it just me out there?"
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,215 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Protecting Innocence by doarfthXx reviews
He didn't say anything right away, just stared at me, mouth slightly agape and eyes nearly bugged out of his head. I shifted me weight and looked between the two boys. Why was Derek staring at me? Was there something in my teeth? Please R&R! It's cute! :
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,528 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Derek S., Chloe S.
Surviving High School by Tardis19 reviews
All Bella Swan wants to do is survive high school, but when you're a klutz extraordinaire, have the hots for the popular guy and there's a cheerleader out to destroy you, surviving high school may be harder than it seems. AH/Teen Fic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 181,872 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Darkest Powers goes Canadian by Wall-flower1999 reviews
What happens when Kit and lauren take the gang to canada? well derek and chloe find out about there past or their future as a couple? read to find out!Rating may chande in the futre!first fan fiction! R&R!
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,092 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 5/3/2011
Nature and Life Changes by xtyj reviews
Draco is a veela, it's a well kept secret. But when he dreams about his mate, he is determined to find her and make her his. Hermoine doesn't know about this development and so begins a race against the clock. Rating for later in the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,383 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sir, Yes, Sir by lavalamp29 reviews
Fang's dad is the head of the country's best boot camp. Fang wants to prove to his dad that he is the perfect son. The camp acquires the worst trouble maker, Max, and Fang is assigned to whip her into shape. Will he be able to tame Max? FAX! DUH!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,610 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Max, Fang
Goodbye Love by Vampire Kayla reviews
Not so good for summaries. First story I've written. Please read and review! But if you love Derek and Chloe then please read.Derek's brothers are in here. Brother names are mine. I don't own DP. *Sniff*
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,410 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Derek S., Chloe S.
Growing Her Wings by faxness1234 reviews
Max is just a normal teenage girl... except for the fact that she has wings. Her neighbor is Fang, and she hates his guts, but do they have something in common? Based off the song by Lauren Alaina! Rated T for minor violence and slight romance!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,277 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Max, Fang
Just Let it Happen by La. Bel. LM reviews
For once in her life, Hermione Granger is faced with a problem that she does not know how to solve... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,999 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Assignment Marriage by HazelEyesDontTellLies reviews
What happens when Max & Nudge are shipped off to a finishing school and forced to marry Fang and Iggy, the biggest players in school? Read to find out! I'm not gonnna tell you! Better than it sounds! FAXNESS! & SOME NIGGY!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,907 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Max, Fang
Royal Sins by XxXLost-In-The-CrowdXxX reviews
Rose and Lissa are Royal Moroi. Actually, Rose is last in line. Dimitri and Christian are gaurdians and when they spot the two girls, everything will change. Love, hurt, and tradegy mixed together. STORY BETTER THEN SUMMARY! Give it a try!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,623 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Arranged by JAMZD reviews
Max and Fang are in an arranged marriage and Max is full on against it! What will happen when the wedding gets bumped down by 5 years and Max has of freedom left? Full summary inside!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,001 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Angel With A Shotgun by cutiepie5514 reviews
Fang is not an ordinary guy. He's an angel. He's successful and good at what he does. Once he completes a mission saving a man by the name of James Griffiths from death, his life takes a turn. Fang meets James's best friend, Maximum Ride and immediately likes her. Will he break the ultimate angel rule and become attached to a human? If he does, what's going to happen? AU, not AH.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,553 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Max, Fang
Gryffindors in Slytherin and Slytherins in Hufflepuff by Adorable Idiot reviews
The students of Hogwarts are being moved from their current house to another to encourage House unity. Let the fun begin! Rated M to be safe with my usual couples: KatiexMarcus, HermionexDraco, GinnyxBlaise, AliciaxCassius, AngelinaxAdrian
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,858 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fatal Attractions by Megan Lyn reviews
All human. Rose Hathaway is a badass, 19 year old, underground fighter who the dangerous Russian mob boss Dimitri Belikov wants to 'obtain'. Full Summary inside.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,375 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
And We All Fall Down by Rumaan reviews
The spring term at Hogwarts starts with a bang with the return of Draco Malfoy, back for his eighth year after a stint in Azkaban. But all is not right with Draco and Head Girl Hermione Granger can't help but get involved. EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 127,964 - Reviews: 1676 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Of Birds and Fish by dramionefan4ever reviews
"Contrary to popular belief, Granger, I don't make a habit of seducing drunk girls who just got stood up at the altar." "I wasn't stood up. If you'll recall, I did the leaving." 3 years after the final book. Dramione fic. Inspired by the quote "a bird could love a fish, but where would they live?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,431 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Firefighter: the chiefs daughter by Fangrules reviews
Fang is the rookie fire-fighter newly assigned to station 24. Max is the chiefs daughter - the forbidden fruit. What happens when they fall for each other? will they be happy or will their pasts get in the way?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 58,669 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Daddy's little girl by Fangrules reviews
When 22 year old Fang Dente's ex-girlfriend dies in a car crash the last thing he expects is to have social services knocking on his door the next day with a little surprise. Follow as Fang tries to get the hang of being a father with the help of the one woman who can't stand him.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,510 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Locked In by Like.Wait.WHAT reviews
A simple hanging in overdue work turned into me being a prisoner in my school gym with a guy I knew nothing about. This was going to be one hell of a night. But he was pretty cute... FAX! **Hilarious ensures!**
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,938 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
HalfBlood Care Home by GirlOnFire2012 reviews
Annabeth Chase is an orphan living in 'Half-Blood Care Home.' Three years later, Percy Jackson, also an orphan moves in. Annabeth hasn't spoke a word since her parents died, she could, but she chose not to. Will Percy be able to get her to speak?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,717 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Summer Woes by GoodGirlGoneFANG reviews
After getting fired, Max takes a job at a summer camp to make ends meets. But when her co-counselor for the summer is an impassive, know-it-all dirtbag, Max is sure her summer is screwed...or is it? AH/AU Fax & Eggy. Review :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,241 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Max, Fang
Resolution by Rosemarie Alanna Ann Belikov reviews
She made a New Years Resolution... and hasn't done it yet. It's now New Years Eve and she has do to it. She needs to do it. RxD.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,977 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Walk Away by RobzBeanie reviews
**COMPLETE ** Bella takes a mental health break from her real life, but she doesn't expect to find Edward. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 92,682 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hunter's Lullaby by etoile-etiolee reviews
Warnings: Wincest. Mpreg. An encounter with a witch leaves Dean in a disturbing predicament. The relationship he shares with his brother will be put to test, and everything he thought he could control in his life will be changed forever.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,642 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Sometimes Always by SpyKid18 reviews
Peter and Gwen navigate the unfamiliar world of friendship. Add in unsettled feelings and an impending apocalypse, and things get interesting. Set post The Amazing Spiderman. Peter/Gwen
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,088 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Gwen S., Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Can A Golden Couple Rust? by CantStopWontStopShipping reviews
Max and Dylan are the Golden Couple. They share an apartment, but when Dylan's twin Fang gets kicked out of his parents house he moves in with Dylan and Max. Now Max struggles with the attraction she has to Fang, while Dylan grows more distant M/D M/F
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,343 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Max, Fang
Boarding The Flight by endless-winters127 reviews
Max and Ella move to Arizona and go to a boarding school. Even though Max may seeem almost normal, she's not. But what will Max and the Flock find beneath the academy? And how many will have to die to find out?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,503 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Max, Fang
My Only Sunshine by destielshipper reviews
AU: Dean Winchester knows many things but when a tragic incident leaves him a single parent to his only son he is helpless until a kind stranger with an odd name intervenes and his life takes an unexpected turn. It's an act of kindness that takes them down an surprising path leading towards something they had always secretly craved.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 90,454 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Beyond the Picket Fence by LonelyButLovely reviews
A love story told in drabbles. Max and Fang never see each other but they become fast friends speaking to each other over the fence. But one thing is...Max isn't human.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 18,166 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Max, Fang
Mistake or Blessing? by ValentineRose28 reviews
Max and Fang have just been unexpectantly dumped. When their friends drag them out to a bar and they meet, it isn't exactly love at first sight. But, after a couple drinks, they start to think a bit differently. They're in for a surprise in the morning!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,278 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Max, Fang
A May to December Romance by Positively 4th Street reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 142,603 - Reviews: 7636 - Favs: 7,975 - Follows: 9,646 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Lying Heart by nine miles to go reviews
Peter and his struggles to stay away from Gwen, post Movie-verse for The Amazing Spider-Man. COMPLETE!
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 82,958 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S. - Complete
The One That Got Away by PiperElizabethMcLean reviews
Fang and Iggy, good friends, face problems when Iggy's sister Max moves to Arizona. He moves to Cali to live with his dad, leaving instructions for Fang to take care of Max. So how does Fang keep the boys away when he's falling for her himself? Rated T, AU, no wings, FAXXXXX! Tap that review button... It's sexy ;D
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 60,722 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Jar of Hearts by sunflowersongs reviews
Complete - Bella Swan, a shy, quiet librarian finds herself bewildered to be pursued by the handsome and charming anthropology student Edward Cullen. A little drama, a tiny bit of angst, a little humor, a lot of romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 173,484 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 1,184 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Backyard Buddies by He's My Unrequited Love98 reviews
The title says it all
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Chloe S., Derek S.
You only live once by lulub22 reviews
Rose begins to fall for one of her teachers all human
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,544 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Summer of the Dragon by Lena Phoria reviews
3 years after the war, Hermione takes a break from Ron and accepts a summer job collecting supplies for Ollivander's wands. What she doesn't expect is having to work with Draco Malfoy, who is more haunted by his past than she ever would have believed. Together they will travel the world, fight dragons, conquer demons and maybe find exactly what they've been looking for.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 208,893 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Survival by XxKissMyEyesAndLayMeToSleepxX reviews
Rose is a poor popular girl who works at a strip club to earn money for her mum, Dimitri is the school's rich playboy what get all the girls Can Dimitri get Rose into bed or will it be more to him in time? Can Rose tame him? ALL HUMAN
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,265 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Through the years by He's My Unrequited Love98 reviews
Pretty much a story of Chlerek they meet in 1st grade and they spend the years together until Chloe moves and then comes back extremly different. Will Derek still love her? Yeah this summary sucks please read!
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Expecting by GirlOnFire2012 reviews
A New York bar is where it all happened. Add a teenage boy, a teenage girl, some alcohol and a smelly toilet and all that equals… a baby! Annabeth Chase didn't know what would happen when she walked into the bar. But it changed her life and Percy's too..
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,563 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
By the Light of The Campfire by VAobsessed reviews
What will happen between Rose and Dimitri when all the senior novices go on a retreat? Alone by the camp fire? In the middle of the woods? In the dark?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,263 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
I Hate Camp, No, I Love Camp! by mademoiselle-cosette reviews
Maximum Ride is being sent to a camp, by her mother. She is extremely miserable, but will a certain dark-haired Mr.Rock teach her to appreciate everything? How will things turn out for the summer? FAX FAX FAX! R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,608 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Fang, Max
Being Different by Joannaxx reviews
Sure, being the last Dragomir means you need someone to protect you constantly, but what happens when the mysterious Rose Hathaway starts St Vladimir's academy, not quite a dhampir but not a moroi,with a school full of boys and only two girls attending it
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,463 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Atlantis by PiperElizabethMcLean reviews
In Atlantis, Annabeth Chase is expected to marry like every other 16 year old. She is arranged to marry Luke; but he dies in a fencing tournament against Percy Jackson. Killing Luke means Percy gets his posseions- his land, animals, and wife. AU, rated T
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 50,113 - Reviews: 1659 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Healed by enter-a-world-entirely-our-own reviews
It's four years after the war and Hermione is broken and still having nightmares. Draco is cold and lonely and the only person that means something in his life is nearly taken away from him. With Hermione's help he may just start living again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 108,216 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Teacher's Pet by Red Koolaid reviews
There's a hot new professor on campus! When student Bella Swan turns in her final project, he asks her on a date - spend the weekend with him at his lake home in the country. She arrives to find mirrors on the bedroom ceiling, crazy neighbors and more!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 279,017 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Fight: A Maximum Ride Novel by Kimmylovesyou707 reviews
When Her Younger Sister, Angel, Dies in a Fire Max Leaves The Streets She's Come To Know Very Well. With Daddy Gone and Mommy Never Home She Has no Choice but To Take Their Place for Her Brothers, Iggy & Gazzy. She No Longer Trust Any One Anymore, But Can The New Guy At School Change That? & What About Him Seems So Familiar? Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,741 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
What happens in Russia by lisalilsis reviews
All Human. Rose is a writer of a successful series and has to do a tour for her latest book. The place she has to do the book tour signing is in Russia, everything seems to go wrong for her, when she arrives. Along the way she meets someone who will help
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,987 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Love, The Boy You Hate by EnglishNobleman reviews
Dear Gryffindork... Dear Mudblood... Dear Girl Who Punched Me In Third Year... Dear Granger... Dear Hermione... ...Love, The Boy You Hate
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Linked by a Pen by Blue-Songbirds reviews
Max, a hard nut loner. Fang, your typical popular, hot emo player. So what'll happen when their schools set up a pen-pal program and they get assigned eachother?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,170 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Blood Moon by SheeWolf85 reviews
Ness and her family are human. She is visiting her aunt & uncle while her parents go on vacation. Jacob is Alpha with a dangerous past that won't stay where it belongs. J/N, AU, M for language, sexual content, and some violence. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 107,173 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Model Behavior by Rosemarie Alanna Ann Belikov reviews
RxD Banner Bunnies Contest. Rose is a young model in New York. She's worked with some of the best. Now she is working with a new photographer. He is known to be amazing. He truly is.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,387 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Forbidden by FangGirlForever reviews
Your average story about how Prince Fang and Princess Max fall in love. The only problem is, their cities are enemies. When Fang is kidnapped by Max's city and made a slave, Max falls hard for him. The worst part... A war is brewing between their parent.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,267 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Fang, Max
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14455 - Favs: 10,158 - Follows: 7,824 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Honey and the Bee by katesanders422 reviews
I spotted Draco sitting at our usual table in the library. I squared my shoulders and marched up to him. "So we kissed." He didn't say anything at first, he just kept reading his book. Finally, without looking up, he spoke. "And I would do it again."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,595 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Being Rosemarie Mazur by MadameRozaBelikova reviews
SEQUEL: Follow Rose to Istanbul where she faces new challenges, enrolls in university, struggles to maintain friendships and familial bonds, deals with the obstacles that come with dating an older man and faces nightmares from her past.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 104,750 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Truth or Dare? Bear? by Birdwatched reviews
What happens when the Flock plays Truth or Dare? Plenty of FAX in this one for all you FAX lovers! Sorry, so sorry, I wrote this when I was fourteen.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,480 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
A Charm of my Own by Positively 4th Street reviews
A collection of outtakes from 'A May to December Romance'. Edward's POV. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,687 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Edward, Bella
Torn by Jazzy1 reviews
Hermione is stuck in an unhappy marriage. A turn of shocking events changes her life. She is torn over the decision to be loyal to her "husband" or to succomb to the new idea of a happy romance with the man who hates her more than anyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 83,468 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Ron W., Lavender B.] - Complete
Once Upon a Time by Gemsibob reviews
My hand eventually brushed against his, relief filling me as I realised I wasn't alone, I didn't even care that it was Malfoy. "What…" "I have no idea Granger, but I suggest we get out of here, now." His voice wasn't its normal confident drawl either.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,702 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hands Where I Can See Them by The Girl With The Silly Smile reviews
The story of two unlikely people falling in love... Then out of love... Then back in. Can Detective Maximum Ride and Fang Diekman find a way to make it work while trying to dodge bullets-literally- and solve the case that brought them together? R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 81,366 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Flowers That Never Bloom by cheesebianca reviews
Hermione is heart-broken by her ex, Ron. So, she goes out to the club and meets someone. Someone that will change her entire life. And that someone is Draco Malfoy. Takes place after the war, about 2 years after. DRAMIONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
For The First Time by PiperElizabethMcLean reviews
Annabeth Chase has never fallen in love, atleast not until now. Her parents died in a tragic fire, and she's adopted into NYC with a new family. Percy Jackson is Goode High's hottest jock in school. What happens when their worlds collide? Percabeth, AU, T
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 52,010 - Reviews: 1505 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Mysterious Russian god by shmowzow11 reviews
All human. Rose Hathaway had moved on w/ her life after dumping Adrian Ivashkov, her boyfriend of 2 yrs. One year after the split, she meets a certain Russian. What happens next? READ IT!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,592 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
My motorcycle Boy by Livebythebook reviews
All Human. Rose is in Russia for her bestfriends wedding only to get lost on the way. She ends up in the small town of baia and meets a man on a motorcycle who gives her some directions. R&R
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,742 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Lost and found by Clover10164 reviews
What happends when Chloe's dad runs into the group of on the run teens?
Darkest Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,609 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Complete
One Night Only by comealongpond reviews
Flynn Rider meets a girl named Rapunzel in a bar. He only plans on spending one night with her, but things get complicated when she starts to develop feelings for him.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,248 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel
Young Girl by The Girl With The Silly Smile reviews
Who says falling for someone at your school is bad? Well, when it's your English teacher, it could get a little bad... Not to mention illegal! Inspired by the Glee Cast's cover of Young Girl/Don't Stand So Close To Me. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,472 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Max, Fang
My Fair Lady by NextStop.Happiness reviews
When Ari goes off to Paris with his girlfriend, Max is forced to become his replacement. With a boyish cut and a flat chest. What will happen when she debuts in a male music group as Ari? Plot based off the Korean drama, You're Beautiful. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 197,395 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
How I Lost Myself by Annemarie787 reviews
Maximum Ride was abused by her father and has been kicked out of every foster home she's been in. Will the Martinez home be any different? And will she find love along the way? FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Max, Fang
Forever United by Seldenta reviews
Raised in the life of hunting. Sam and dean have only ever had each other. Will their love be enough, to survive their lives challenges? Sam/Dean Slash, Wincest. M for future chapters.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,829 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
16&21 by CarterShay reviews
nothing is as good as being sixteen and having your first summer fling. Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,546 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Max, Fang
Capture This by majic91 reviews
After her foster parents die Rose must temporarily leave her friends, and beloved Mason behind in PA. But after an unexpected trip, she finds herself working in a promiscuous profession, and meeting some very 'interesting people'. All human. M for lemons
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,130 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Turncoat by elizaye reviews
Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 256,732 - Reviews: 6610 - Favs: 4,043 - Follows: 2,128 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Touching Stars by BaconBabe77 reviews
A story about a girl named Max who had been torched by her dad and seen her little brother die. She escapes only to have them come to get her,a boy she doesn't know steps in to help her in more than one way. He saves her and she saves him. Mainly FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,820 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Max, Fang
Pussy Cat by Chlerek reviews
Remix of 'Fallen in love with my dog' Tori get's a pet kitten and it's attracted to Derek ; simple as that!
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,719 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Chloe S., Derek S.
I Fallen in Love with my Pet Dog! by Chlerek reviews
Chloe's daddy gives her a pet dog as an apology gift! and who's the dog! read and find out ! hehe *giggles*
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,125 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Chloe S., Derek S.
A Rocky Road by madamemouse reviews
AU/AH. Going to a new school is always tough, but Chloe is used to it. What she isn't used to, is dealing with big meanies. What happens when our shy, drama girl is partnered with the scary football player everyone avoids? Rated M for citrus and language
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,098 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S.
My Little Runaway by AlexMegan-chan reviews
Rose Hathaway is kicked out of St. Vlad's. She is sent to a Russian foster family. She runs away and is taken in by a martial arts teacher, Dimitri Belikov. Will they fall inlove? All Human. DimixRose
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,814 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Jackson's Chase by Agent Astro Zombie reviews
It all started with a bet. Percy Jackson a junior in high school, and the school's number 1 hottest playboy always gets the girl he wants. However when a new girl moves into town he was determine to get her despise how much she hates him
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 133,109 - Reviews: 1850 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Too Early by Dimandsareblackontheinside reviews
What if it takes for Derek and Chloe 2 weeks to get to Andrew's house? What if Derek realizes that he feels something for Chloe on the way? And what if Derek meets a new friend? Takes place during The Awakening
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Derek S., Chloe S.
The real deal by Syrenmoon reviews
World famous movie star Edward Cullen is lost when he meets a mysterious girl he can't stop thinking about, Edwards POV, originally meant as a one shot, but it was too long, so its been split into short chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 45,921 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lives Turned Around by Candy girl100 reviews
Rose was beautiful popular and smart. When one night she goes to a party when she meets Dimtri What happens when one night stand turns both of there lives around All human/ Lemons
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,805 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Best Mates by karreana reviews
What if Chloe and Derek keep meeting through childhood and become best friends but circumstances keep seperating them. Could our favourite couple get together and eventually realise they are mates?
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,568 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Chloe S., Derek S.
In An Instant by LovelyHarmoney reviews
When a girl with seventy feet of hair offers Flynn Rider a deal no bandit could ever refuse, he finds himself sneaking into the princesss's room daily. AU
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,728 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel
The Search For Rosemarie Mazur by MadameRozaBelikova reviews
Dimitri Belikov is a private investigator hired by the shady Abe Mazur to hunt down his long lost daughter. He heads to the States and goes undercover masquerading as a high school student. Will he find her? What happens when he falls in love with her?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 152,579 - Reviews: 2643 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Maybe, Possibly I Still Love You by XxXBeautifulXxXDreamerXxX reviews
This is what happens when Chloe get's sent to another boarding house and the others follow a year later. What happens to Chloe and Derek when he finds out that Chloe has another boyfriend?
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,557 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Run by Rosemarie Alanna Ann Belikov reviews
"I love you, I want you, I need you. Let's leave the academy and start our lives off new." Dimitri was never changed.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Guys Can Be The Victims, Too by moviesox reviews
Oneshot sereies co written by me and Raksha Souza
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Chloe S., Tori
Body Mind and Soul by Like.Wait.WHAT reviews
Freak: Unusual happening; a person who dresses, acts in unconventional manner...does that mean seeing the dead? Most likley. I'm Chloe Saunders and this is my story... *R & R* *Give It a Try...* CholeXDerek...
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,985 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Chloe S., Derek S.
You Can't Help But Smile by werewolfsgirl reviews
Ever wonder what the group looked like from the outside? Read to find out my take on what that picture could be. :D
Darkest Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Letters to a Stranger by momma2fan reviews
Bella was a teacher at San Bernardino High. What started as a class project slowly becomes something more. Edward is fighting in Afghanistan when he receives a letter that will change his life. What happens when love blooms through letters?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,351 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I hate myself by He's My Unrequited Love98 reviews
Set in The Summoning Derek threw Chloe across the laundry room, only she wasn't ok...
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Short Skirts and Iron Bars by werewolfsgirl reviews
Derek in prison...Chlerek...Read to find out. :D
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,877 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Chloe S., Derek S.
The Russian's worth the price I pay by Ms. Belikov reviews
ALL HUMAN! She's a waitress with a bad attitude. He's a billionaire with a reputation of breaking hearts. When they unexpectedly reunite years later, sparks explode and old flames ignite. But Rose wants nothing to do with Dimitri. Can he win her back?
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,140 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Chicago's House of Night by whiteowl18 reviews
This story is about Starks life at the Chicago House of Night before he transfers.I am still accepting applicants, but if you apply you will be apart of the story just not a main character.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - J. Stark
Stark's Story Part 2 by Starksarrowgirl reviews
The Summer Games. Must have read Part 1 to understand what's going on!
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - J. Stark - Complete
But Not Really by Ignorance-Your New Best Friend reviews
What do you do when your best guy-friend starts saying stuff like "I want to kiss you... but not really"? Yeah. Watch - or rather, read - as five minutes in 'heaven' changes my life. For worse. Obviously. Fax. All human.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,984 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Max, Fang
Almost 20 Years Later by infallibleflower reviews
Nearly 20 years after she last saw her nephew Harry Potter, Petunia Dursley is visited by a surprise guest. One-shot drabble I thought up, Harry/Ginny and implied James/Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
A Blessing in Disguise by Ms. Belikov reviews
ALL HUMAN! Rose Hathaway is a troubled teen sent to a private maximum security Military Academy. During her stay, she meets General Dimitri Belikov, who pushes and challenges Rose to her highest possible limits. Can she break through his tough exterior?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 131,324 - Reviews: 1772 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
I'm Dying by The Perfectly Imperfect One reviews
This is a human story and it is about how Rose is deathly ill. There is no possible way for her to survive... or is there? Almost all V.A. characters are in this story. Enjoy!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 46,324 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
The Three Amigos and Flock Fun! by Shayna-18 reviews
When Max and Flock drop in for a visit they find out Ella has friends coming over for the night. /First story ever, rewriting parts of it, Read and Review! Thanks L!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Max, Ella
If It Kills Me by Hidge reviews
Hermione has returned to Hogwarts for her 7th year but things have changed since the fall of Voldemort, including Malfoy. The relationship that develops between her and Malfoy is one that she would have never expected, and one that complicates everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,253 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Camp HalfBlood by Taayluur reviews
Why Hello liberated Demi-Gods of Camp Half-Blood! Connor and Travis Stoll here, and after much thinking. We decided ,Hell, Kronos is gonna kill us all soon anyway? So why not make a list! A list no one has ever dared to make before...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,444 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
Harder Than You Know by doarfthXx reviews
What would happen if Derek escaped the Edison Group before Kit took him to live with him and Simon? What happens when Chloe finds him aobut 11 years later in a forest behind her house? Will Aunt Lauren remember him and get rid of him?**LEMONS**
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,502 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Derek S., Chloe S.
Sleepless by tragicromancewriter reviews
A two-shot about when Chloe, Simon, and Derek were younger. I do not own Darkest Powers!
Darkest Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Under the Sun by Marvel-Patronus reviews
Ever wonder what Dimitri was thinking in FB when Rose entered the party with Lissa and was dragged out by Janine? What he was thinking as they sat on the roof under the sun and Rose told him to take Tasha's offer? This is just a ONE SHOT in Dimitir's POV
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Life as a Teenage Bird Kid by TMI reviews
Little Angel is all grown up, a freshman in high school, enrolled under the name Avari. What will happen when a boy suddenly enters her life, and accidentally discovers her secrets, that she is Angel, the youngest member of the now famous Flock? Angel/OC
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,253 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Angel
My Sweet Love by ronjatherose reviews
Bella Swan has problems at home and she can’t tell anyone. Will Forks High School’s new teacher Edward Cullen figure out her secret and be able to help her? Can Edward be more for Bella than just her teacher? -abuse and cutting in the story-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,310 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dorm Ride by nightwings93 reviews
In order to escape her past, Max gets accepted to her college of choice. Only there's a catch: she has to live in the ALL BOYS dorm! What happens when she meets Fang, the pyrotwins Iggy&Gazzy, and a whole horde of other hot guys? All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,577 - Reviews: 3570 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
I Got You, Babe by zikkiroxh2o reviews
Bella's homeless, Will saves her, Wella
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,838 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Bella H., Will B.
Mute by wolflover777 reviews
Fang's new neighbor, Max, was given vocal cord paralysis in an accident when she was younger. Max looks fine, but can Fang heal the broken part inside of her? Will they fall in love? Will Fang ever figure out what happened to her mysterious father? Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,851 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Max, Fang
Taken In by faldo reviews
Movie star/director Edward Cullen is arrested for the murder of his wife. Long time fan Bella gets caught up in his daring escape from prison. Is he guilty?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 104,792 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Can you save me? by vampluver19 reviews
This is right after Erik changes in chosen.What if Loren raped Zoey instead?Her friends will still be mad with her
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 26,351 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - J. Stark, Zoey R.
LOVE FADES MINE HAS: BULLSHIT by VAobsessed reviews
MY VERY SHORT STORY OF WHAT ROSE SHOULD HAVE SAID TO DIMITRI...
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Face Down by And-Your-Point-Is.542 reviews
Max's boyfriend is an abusive jerk. Does she dump him for a way better guy that's actually nice? Who helps her get over him? It might sound unoriginal, but please give it a chance. There's also music 'cause music is my thing. All Human. R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 21,645 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Fun and Games by Rose-Dimitri-Hathaway-Belikov reviews
What happens when the Vampire Academy gang gets together to play every game they can think of? Just a fun fanfic.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,210 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Never Alone by LifeToDeath reviews
All Human. Max lives with he abusive "dad". With her mom and twin brother dead she is all alone. Until they move to a little town in Arizona...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,535 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Chloe's Guide To Dead Bodies by The Last Letter reviews
Chloe's rules on how to deal with dead bodies. Co-written with Agony-Fairy.
Darkest Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010
Stark's POV by Airri Spree reviews
This is Stark's Point Of View. It starts just before 'Untamed'. Stark fans, this will be the FanFic for you. Those people who are not, its okay, I believe you will enjoy it too.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,360 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - J. Stark, Zoey R.
What Binds Them by Azurevi reviews
At the safe house Chloe has been trying to have as normal of a life as she can, but problems with her powers throw a wrench in her attempts. With only the boys as trustworthy allies she and a certain moody werewolf will have to work together to survive.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,183 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Wrapping Paper by The Last Letter reviews
Derek and Chloe get into some trouble with wrapping paper. Chlerek.
Darkest Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Facts of Life by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After Angel asks Max the 'dreaded question', Max decides it's time to teach the Flock a bit about 'The Facts of Life', much to poor Fang's displeasure. I'm rating this at a moderate T. Read rating notes inside, please! Teeny weeny bit o' Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,151 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Fang, Max
Of Swearing and Sisters by Bright Silver Lady of Midnight reviews
In Vampire Academy, it is said that Rose calls her teacher a fascist bastard for making her and Lissa write out their full names. What exactly happened that day? One shot.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Rose H., Lissa D. - Complete
Acquittal by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Snape, known evil git, is teaching at Hogwarts again when Hermione, Gryffindor Princess and girlfriend of Ron Weasley, returns to finish her 7th year. Feeling alone, she seeks solace somewhere only one other person knows about. ::canon except epilogue.::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 191,467 - Reviews: 3297 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Your Existence Gives Me Wings by Amy-Katherine914 reviews
AU. Max is popular, rich. She has a good life. Iggy and Gazzy are her 2 best friends along w/her sisters Ella and Angel. But when quiet badboy Fang comes, her life is turned upside down. Is her life really all that good? Fang's just what she's waited for.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,258 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Game of Seduction by PeruvianChick reviews
One day Fang shows up at Max’s private school . . . and falls in love with Max. Can he get her to fall in love with him? It may be an alternate reality, no wings, no School but the FAX lives on!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,052 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Secret Love by maja3322 reviews
The war is over and all the young heroes return to Hogwarts. All is as it was before except for one thing; Draco Malfoy is no longer a snake when it comes to Hermione Granger. Can Hermione accept the change and the person?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 34,442 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Second Chances by trizfores reviews
After years of believing that he was dead, Severus Snape is seen by none other than Hermione Granger. They easily become friends, and maybe even more. How many chances can one man truly get? SSHG R&R pls.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,357 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Eight and Eighth by Marmalade Fever reviews
Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,277 - Reviews: 2584 - Favs: 2,783 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Simon Says by Fledgeling reviews
Simon wakes in the middle of the night to find Derek missing and decides to investigate. Takes place about a week after "The Awakening" ends.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Simon, Derek S. - Complete
A Date by Proxy by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione was bored & wanted something new. She changed jobs, her hair, her clothes, and now she was about to do something completely "UnHermionish" & go on a blind date! She just wondered why her blind date was with her new boss, Draco Malfoy. Romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 115,029 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Whats in a name by imslytherinatheart reviews
5 months after graduation, Blaise find Hermione Pregnant and she keeping the fathers name secret, Draco suspects the baby to be his, but the trick is getting her to admit it. DMxHG. I own nothing. rated M for just in case
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,902 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What's Love got to do with it? by Sirie reviews
Hermione is mad and hurt because Ron is with Lavender. She stays behind for Christmas. There aren't many students left but Draco is one. Will Hermione and Draco start something over a lonely Christmas Holiday? Will it go newhere after that? Plz read
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,472 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Girl Called Granger by AnneM.Oliver reviews
She said her name was Granger. He once knew a girl named Granger. Was it be the same girl? She was on holiday & it appeared they gave her room to someone else. Infact,they gave it to Draco Malfoy. Will he give it back & she accept? Will they fall in love?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,364 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sixth Year Itch by nfmadprops04 reviews
DMHG: Hermione is a grand prefect. Draco, a slut. What happens when a dark Malfoy family secret is revealed and Draco wants more? When he wants her? [M for language, occasional smut, violence, drug content, adult situations and intense themes.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 105,092 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 12/16/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dancing Angel by Maxride102607 reviews
It's about Nick or Fang having troubles with his girlfriend Lissa and finds a dancer named Max. Who he might start having feelings for. FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,162 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007
The Witness and the Wife by Marmalade Fever reviews
When Hermione discovers an inebriated Malfoy, she helps him get into a witness protection program. Little does she know she's about to be assigned as his wife. DMHG PostHBP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,498 - Reviews: 2752 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Linked by Philyra912 reviews
[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,588 - Reviews: 2241 - Favs: 3,202 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Valentine Encounter by Kyra4 reviews
READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,822 - Reviews: 2739 - Favs: 3,809 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Relationships Change by dracosgirl2515 reviews
COMPLETED! As is the SEQUEL! Ron and Hermione are dating, but something happens...who is there to comfort her? Our Slytherin badass, but he has another agenda...or does he? Rated R for language and scenes later on...this is your WaRnInG!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 152,558 - Reviews: 2743 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/17/2005 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Whole Truth by The Spangled Pandemonium reviews
Hermione is at the train station waiting for her ride home when she falls and everything becomes black. She wakes up at the hospital not knowing what’s hit her, or any of her past thoughts and dreams, and sees with her anxious parents, Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,999 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/31/2003 - Published: 10/3/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Rebels With Wing reviews
Maximum ride grew up in a laboratory, and after all of her fellow mutants were killed off,they tried to kill her off too but she woke up in a dumpster. She starts anew with her adoptive family adjusts to life,but things get complicated when Max meets an older version of her mutant buddy 'Fang' and her captors from her childhood discover she's still alive.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,684 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 1/6 - Max, Fang
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