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We're gonna summon a griffin. In native tree elf. To find an one hundred and twenty fiver year old man who may or may not be alive. Thats our plan?
-That girl on spiderwick chronicles
i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like
if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul
-random person on tumblr
it as though you are an artist and awkward is your medium.
- Nora seargent being Human U.S.
It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.
- somebody on tumblr
Disclaimer: How about this? As soon as I hit the lottery, develop the ability to telepathically influence the decisions of others, buy the rights to the Harry Potter universe from the great and most admirable J.K. Rowling, and therefore own Harry Potter, I'll let you know. Until then, let's just assume I don't.
"Malfoy, are you trying to tell me you use the name 'mudblood' as a term of endearment?" (Hermione)
"Why do i find that hard to believe?" (Hermione)
"Because you didn't read it in a book." (Draco)
-Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy from the fanfiction Gryffindors in Slytherin and Sytherins in Hufflepuff.
Long lost triplet asleep on the couch, mythological monkey monster right there with her and a descendant of a goddess unconscious and tied to a chair. Clearly, the amount of normalcy in my life is severely limited. - Greer, Sweet Shadows
That's what masquerade parties are! It's like facebook, but real. - New Year's Eve
My night in shining armor turned out to be a geek in aluminum foil
I'm not clumsy the floor just hates me
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I'M HER BEST FRIEND. YOU BREAK HER HEART I'LL BREAK YOUR FACE.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
My mother taught me RELIGION
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL
My mother taught me REASON
My Mother taught me LOGIC
My mother taught me FORESIGHT
My mother taught me IRONY
My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM
My mother taught me about STAMINA
My mother taught me about WEATHER
My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS
My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY
My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
My mother taught me about ENVY!
My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
My Mother taught me about RECEIVING
My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE
My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD
My Mother taught me ESP
My Mother taught me HUMOR
My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT
My Mother taught me about GENETICS
My Mother taught me about my ROOTS
My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE
My Mother taught me about JUSTICE
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
There are all kinds of art. There's the art of drawing, the art of dancing, the art of science, and of course the refined art of being an idiot
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
I dream of a better tomorrow, where Chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.
I'm going to go give him a piece of my mind, but not my brain I need that.
That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.
Best friends, it’s who we are . . . instead of saying "excuse me" we push each other out of the way and say "move". We hug each other and laugh at any random moment. We argue about the stupidest things then we find out we were both wrong.
Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.
You have enemies? Good, because that means you've stood for something sometime in your life.
I am who I am. Your approval isn't needed.
Be yourself - it's the only thing people can't say you're doing wrong.
Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics.
Earth is the Insane Asylum for the universe
I have to speak my mind because what is in my mind is always more interesting than what is happening in the world outside my mind.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.
When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout
They say the truth will set you free, so why is it that whenever I tell the truth I get sent to my room?
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
Don’t mess with me: I've got a stick.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my freaking soda"
Trying is the first step toward failure.
“I am sick of people having a near death experiences and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” TonyV.
Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
· If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
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