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Hello there! I'm Erin and i adore writing (much like everyone else on this website) but i also enjoy singing and acting.
p.s. Does anyone else think being weird is cooler than being cool?
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Age: There's a possibility I'm 13.
Favorite song: Hereos by all time low
Favorite book: How am i supposed to chose ONE book to love?
Phone number: OMD STALKER!!!!!!!
B-day: june 4
faorite random quotes
We're gonna summon a griffin. In native tree elf. To find an one hundred and twenty fiver year old man who may or may not be alive. Thats our plan?
-That girl on spiderwick chronicles
i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like
if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul
-random person on tumblr
it as though you are an artist and awkward is your medium.
- Nora seargent being Human U.S.
Oh, no no, not bitchy crazy. more like homicidal maniac crazy, so i sent her to you.
-Willow Roseberg; Buffy the Vampire slayer
Oz: Sooo, do you guys steal weapons from the army a lot?
Willow: Well we don't have cable, so we have to entertain ourselves.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2 episode 14
It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.
- somebody on tumblr
"No, it's fine, you're a boob man. It wasn't like you really wanted to marry me. You got stuck with me and my small boobs. Emmett practically forced me on you," I said holding back tears.
"Bella, I'm not a boob man, and if I was, your boobs are fine."
"Fine! My boobs are FINE! Like, how are you doing? Fine! Which is code for just leave me alone, is that what you're saying? You want to leave my boobs alone!"
"No, your boobs are great, I wouldn't leave them alone."
"You wouldn't?" I couldn't believe how emotional I was being. I must have been PMS-ing.
"No, they're perfect. I love your boobs," he said and I realized he was focusing on them.
My skin prickled and shivered under his gaze and he let out a sigh, rubbing his face.
"Thank you. I don't know what got into me," I said ashamed of my outburst.
-fanfic Better Than Pie by savannavansmutsmut
Disclaimer: How about this? As soon as I hit the lottery, develop the ability to telepathically influence the decisions of others, buy the rights to the Harry Potter universe from the great and most admirable J.K. Rowling, and therefore own Harry Potter, I'll let you know. Until then, let's just assume I don't.
"Malfoy, are you trying to tell me you use the name 'mudblood' as a term of endearment?" (Hermione)
"Why do i find that hard to believe?" (Hermione)
"Because you didn't read it in a book." (Draco)
-Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy from the fanfiction Gryffindors in Slytherin and Sytherins in Hufflepuff.
Long lost triplet asleep on the couch, mythological monkey monster right there with her and a descendant of a goddess unconscious and tied to a chair. Clearly, the amount of normalcy in my life is severely limited. - Greer, Sweet Shadows
That's what masquerade parties are! It's like facebook, but real. - New Year's Eve
My night in shining armor turned out to be a geek in aluminum foil
I'm not clumsy the floor just hates me
NORMAL PEOLE rely on construction people to tear down buildings
DARKEST POWERS FANS: would rather ask Chloe to release a demi-demon
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that werewolves are half-wolf half-human freaks
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
DARKEST POWERS FANS: would go directly to BUFFALO NEW YORK
NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile
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Pass supernatural on if you love stories with things that are inhumanly possible
Pass it on if you're in love with a green eyed werewolf
I'M HER BEST FRIEND. YOU BREAK HER HEART I'LL BREAK YOUR FACE.
I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, MusicalLife17, yugixyamiforever
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't. (I posted it! i even wrote a story about the 15 year old girl one, a story that you should read...and review!)
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
My mother taught me RELIGION
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL
My mother taught me REASON
My Mother taught me LOGIC
My mother taught me FORESIGHT
My mother taught me IRONY
My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM
My mother taught me about STAMINA
My mother taught me about WEATHER
My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS
My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY
My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
My mother taught me about ENVY!
My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
My Mother taught me about RECEIVING
My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE
My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD
My Mother taught me ESP
My Mother taught me HUMOR
My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT
My Mother taught me about GENETICS
My Mother taught me about my ROOTS
My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE
My Mother taught me about JUSTICE
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Live dangerous…Run with scissors.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
There are all kinds of art. There's the art of drawing, the art of dancing, the art of science, and of course the refined art of being an idiot
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
Growing old is mandatory...Growing up is optional
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
I'm a bomb technician, if you see me running, you better catch up!
You are too sarcastic for your own good! Just kidding, you can never be too sarcastic!
I dream of a better tomorrow, where Chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.
I'm going to go give him a piece of my mind, but not my brain I need that.
That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.
Best friends, it’s who we are . . . instead of saying "excuse me" we push each other out of the way and say "move". We hug each other and laugh at any random moment. We argue about the stupidest things then we find out we were both wrong.
Bad stuff happens, mostly to me, so don't worry.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
You can't fix stupid.
Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.
I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.
You have enemies? Good, because that means you've stood for something sometime in your life.
I am who I am. Your approval isn't needed.
Be yourself - it's the only thing people can't say you're doing wrong.
Happiness is just around the corner; too bad the world is round!
If you blow in a dogs face he'll get mad at you, but take him for a car ride, and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window!
I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it.
Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.
Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics.
I am a grown up. Except, grown ups don't call themselves grown ups, they call themselves adults, so maybe I'm not a grown up yet. But that's okay, you get away with more if you're a kid.
The more I think about, the more I'm sure I've lost my mind. But, crazy people don't know they're crazy, so I guess I'm ok. But thinking I'm ok because I think I'm crazy is saying I don't think I'm crazy, so I may be crazy.
On a scale of one to crazy, I'm a penguin!
When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
When Life gives you lemons, through them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?
When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
When life gives you lemons, steal your sister’s apples
When life gives you lemons, throw them at your sister’s friends and hope it hits them in the eye.
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell ‘I HATE LEMONS YOU MORON!’
When life gives you lemons, say hey, I like lemons, got anything else for me?
When life throws you lemons... throw something harder back!
Unless life also hands you sugar and water, your lemonade is gonna suck!
Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
Earth is the Insane Asylum for the universe
I have to speak my mind because what is in my mind is always more interesting than what is happening in the world outside my mind.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.
When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout
They say the truth will set you free, so why is it that whenever I tell the truth I get sent to my room?
If aliens are looking for intelligent life then why are you worried?
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them. YAY!
Don’t mess with me: I've got a stick.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
Your guy side
X You love hoodies.
X You love jeans.
X Dogs are better than cats.
X its hilarious when people get hurt.
X You've played with/against boys on a team.
X Shopping is torture.
X Sad movies suck.
x You own/Ed an X-Box.
X Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.
X You watch sports on TV.
X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
X Talk with food in your mouth.
Your girl side:
X You wear lip gloss/Chap stick.
X You wear eyeliner.
x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (five minutes)
X You smile a lot more than you should.
X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (flip flops, sneakers, and character shoes)
X You used to play with dolls as little kid.
Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my freaking soda"
Trying is the first step toward failure.
"The dinosaur’s extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."
“I am sick of people having a near death experiences and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” TonyV.
Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
Life was so simple when boys had cooties!
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A SQUIRREL!
· If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
CRAZIES! things in bold I've done.
1. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.
6. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators i2. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
3. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself.
4. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
5. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in darkest powers (or almost, at least).n your binders with doodles/any other dP related thing you can think of about dP or the dP characters.
7. Crazy is when you can open up any book you've read and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word.
8. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.
9. Crazy is when you have OSD (Obsessive Sirius Disorder).
10. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".
11. Crazy is when you suddenly start babbling about gourds.
12. Crazy is when you start laughing at the term 'cheap plastic' when no one else knows why.
13. Crazy is when you randomly started laughing like a maniac during a test.
14. Crazy is when your trying to help someone, but get side-tracked by a bug.
15. Crazy is when you just KNOW frogs will rule the world some day!
16. Crazy is when you run into a glass door and laugh at your blood all over the floor.
17. Crazy is when you find yourself having a crush on a fictional character, who not only happens to be married and a father, but also dead. (Not in my fic he is!)
18. Crazy is running around in your pajamas yelling 'I'M SO ATTRACTIVE!' just because you need a confidence boost.
19. Crazy is making enough inside jokes to fill up several books within the span of one day.
20. Crazy is when you start to sing at every awkward pause just because you don't like silence.
21. Crazy is having the urge to do something illegal, and then happening to mention the urge to your mother in casual conversation :P
22. Crazy is going on FanFiction every spare moment when you have a project that you haven't started due the next day.
23. Crazy is dipping a carrot in orange juice because you feel like it.
24. Crazy is when you start laughing for no reason at the most inappropriate moment, and you don't even know why, so you laugh harder.
25. Crazy is you and your friends naming stuffed animals unisex names with a mixture of your names, and the boys you like's names. Crazy is also then baptizing said animals though one friend is a Catholic, another is an Atheist, and the third is a Muslim. (And naming each other the godmothers of course!)
26. Crazy is sitting in a bathtub because you want to be rebellious.
27. Crazy is bursting out laughing just because its too quiet.
28. Crazy is annoying someone for the heck of it.
29. Crazy is being absolutely crazily euphoric for at LEAST twenty seconds.
30. Crazy is putting a stuffed animal on the ceiling fan so it gets a nice view.
31. Crazy is having a Fanfiction story idea almost every day from the most common things (ie. The grocery store, school, the sky).
32. Crazy is when people start to worry about what you’re thinking when you get too quiet.
33. Crazy is going in to hysterics when a classroom vent rattles and then the teacher yells "What did you do?!"
34. Crazy is naming everything you see, I named my keyboard Robert Treesenten
35. Crazy is running around with your friend in a hotel and going on every floor on the hotel just for the heck of it
36. Crazy is being paranoid about your pet word out to get you
37. Crazy is asking for bubble wrap for your birthday every year, and never getting it
38. Crazy is being in the living room and saying "Look how big my mustache is!" and nobody cares
39. gotton tired and slapped myself to wake me up
40. made a bet to act like a spy all day
41. in the middle of class gotton up and started to dance
42. pretended be a goth princess just to scare the pizza man
43. did cartwheels down the school hallway
44. after fainting got up did a backflips and sang a song just to prove i was fine. the paramedic fainted
45. jacked clothes from your brothers closet.
46. in the middle of an important test and ur on the last question you steal the persons pencil next to you because you dont feel like walking 2 ft. to the jar of extra pencils.
47.waking up and eaten, dressed, brushed hair and teeth, and fed your dog then saw the clock relized you got up early got back into your pajamasand slept for 15 more minutes and then got back up and did it all over again. (i did that this morning.)
48. running into a mirror and then apologizing because you thought it was an actual person.
49. when scared you dont scream you meow
50. begged your parents for something for 15 minnutes straight only to realize that the first time you asked they said yes
51. while swimming with shraks start freaking out because a freaky looking fish passes by
52. buying fake vampire fangs just to see if you would accedently bite your self.
53. baking cookies until 4 in the morning because you had a dream about really good cookies.(i'm currently doing that)
54. cracking up whenever someone says refrigeraiter.
55. is being a straight c student, but tutor people.
56. making 4 of your best friends by shoving them off a chair
57.being nocturnal in the summer
58. knowing disneyland like the back of your hand...and not knowing the back of your hand :) \
59. beating everyone in arm wrestling except for one of the smallest persons in my school.
60. when you went to euroope, opposed to get the finr jewlwery and silk scarves, spent 200 euros on a couple decorative knives, and not telling your mother about them
61. punching your bff in the face because he said something minorly insulting.
If you're crazy, copy this on your profile and add some crazy things you've done to the list!
.1. Hold your breath 2. Go to your profile and add this 3. Still holding your breath 4. If you made it, your a good kisser
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile
Type your name: bookluver17
Type your name with your elbow: booklover1440 (I GOTS SKILLZ)
Type your name with your nose: booklover1440 (still gots the skillz)
Type your name with your head: b0o0ooiolp8gh4hju78y (THE best by far)
Type your name with your chin: bkolk,.ju vdfqy7 (I got the b)
Type your name with your tongue: booklover1440 (and the skillz are back)
100 Truths About Me!!!
1. Real name: Erin G.
2. Nickname(s): Er bear, Eri Fairy, Kitty cat, blondie, child
3. Zodiac Sign: Gemini
4. Male or female: Female
5. Elementary : L.P.
6. Middle School: Oaks
7. High School: Oaks
8. Hair color: Light brown. Or is it dark blond?
9. Tall or Short: tall
11. Sweats or Jeans: Jeans.
12. Phone or Camera: Phone with a camera in it.
13. Health freak: No. The opposite, actually.
14. Orange or Apple: Orange
15. Do you have a crush on someone: maybe...
16. Eat or Drink: Drink
17. Piercings: ears
18. Pepsi or Coke: Coke.
HAVE YOU EVER? :
19. Been in an airplane: Yes.
20. Been in a relationship: yes
21. Been in a car accident: No.
22. Been in a fist fight: yes
23. First piercing: twelve; ears
24. First best friend: Marina Reik or Riek
25. First award: 1st place school district speech award
26. First crush: Don't remember.
27. First word: cat
28. Last High-5 you gave: My best friend, Adrian
29. Last person you talked to in person: My mom.
30. Last person you texted: Adrian
31. Last person you watched a movie with: Adrian
32. Last food you ate: choclate covered strawberries
33. Last movie you watched: Annie
listened to: i'm sexy and i know it
35. Last thing you bought: a mini bundt cake
36. Last person you hugged: Adrian (Not ivashkov, but he looks like Mason :)
37. Food: pasta
38. Drink: italian soda
39. Bottoms: Jeans.
40. Flower: Rose
41. Animal: wolf
42. Color: black, read, and silver
43. Movie: princess bride/ a knight's tale
44. Subject: English.
HAVE YOU EVER:
(Put an X in the brackets if yes)
45. [ ] fallin in love with someone
46. [X] celebrated Halloween
47. [ ] had your heart broken...
48. [x] went over the minutes/texts on your cell phone
49. [x] had someone like me
51. [ ] got pregnant
52. [ ] had an abortion
53. [x] did something I regret
54. [x] broke a promise
55. [x] hid a secret
56. [X ] pretended to be happy
57. [X]met someone who changed your life
58. [X] pretended to be sick
59. [X] left the country
60. [X] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it
61. [X] cried over the silliest thing.
62. [X] ran a mile.
63. [X] went to the beach with your best friends.
64. [x] got into an argument with your friends.
65. [x] hated someone.
66. [x] stayed single for 2 years.
67. Eating: Nothing.
68. Drinking: Nothing.
69. Listening too: Nothing...
70. Sitting/Laying: laying
71. Plans for today: Sleep.
72. Waiting: for food
YOUR FUTURE: or "what do you want and or like"
73. Want kids: Yes.
74. Want to get married: Yes.
75. Career: author/teacher
76. Lips or eyes: definetly eyes
77. Shorter or taller: Taller. Don't want to feel like a giant.
78. Romantic or spontaneous: Both.
81. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship.
82. Looks or personality: Personality, though I don't mind looks too ;)
HAVE YOU EVER:
83. Lost glasses/contacts: Yes, and they weren't mine
84. Snuck out of a house: yes
85. Held a gun/knife for self defense: ...no
86. Killed somebody: No...
87. Broken someone's heart: Yeah,three times. What a heartless bitch I am, you might think, but I'm really not.
88. Been in love: No, just big crushes.
89. Cried when someone died: Yes.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
90. Yourself: I guess.
91. Miracles: kinda
92. Love at first sight: No. You can't fall in love in first sight - maybe feel a strong drawn to the person, but definitely not love.
94. Santa Clause: No.
95. Aliens: Yes. We can't be the only living creatures in the whole universe, after all.
96. Ghosts: No, but if they are real i'll be the first to admit i was wrong.
97. Is there one person you want to be with right now: yes
98. Do you know who your real friends are: Yes.
99. Do you believe in God: kinda
100. Do you trust people easily: No.
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