Author has written 6 stories for Naruto.
Well... I wanted to update my obviously lacking profile because I decided that I wanna start writing Fanfics and I wanted all my minions..uhh... I mean my loving fans to get to know me better. So on with my life story!:
Ali STANDS FOR... You will never know!!!
Likes:I like Kiba, books, eating, sasunaru, sleeping, poems, and of course fanfiction. Oh and how could I almost forget, YAOI!!! Ahhh, nothing's better than hot sweaty man sex between two gorgeous men.
I ABSOLUTELY HATE:Flames. If you honestly don't like the story, guess what there's this little thing called the 'back button'! If you click it you will go back and leave the story. Just click it if you don't like it then don't waste your 'precious' time on a fanfic that you supposedly don't like. If you don't like it, why waste time writing a hateful review. Although you might be too rude and pig headed to do the right thing, please do try. Oh and toughen up, quit be a sissy and writing the reviews anonymously. Have the decency and courage, if you're gonna right a hateful review, at least let me know who you are. Don't be a scared little shit and hide behind 'Anonymous' and then rant because you have no right whatsoever.
Dislikes:I absolutely loathe a certain pink haired banshee who can't get it through her huge forehead that a certain Uchiha doesn't like her!!! I also hate the heat, being away from my friends, uchihacest, angsty fanfics, flames, homophobes, and periods. Damn you biology!!!
Gender:For those who weren't paying attention to my last dislike I am a girl, though Paulo, my inner gay man,screams to be freed.
Paulo: Let me out dammit, I need my inner rainbow to shine.
Me: Told ya so, and Paulo. NO!! Last time I let your inner rainbow shine I was almost blinded by its brightness.
Favorite Colors:Green, purple, and the color of naruto's eyes, that beautiful shade of determined blue.
Favorite Pairings: SasuNaru, KakaIru, ShikaKiba, ShikaTema, ShikaIno, ShinoKiba, GaaraNeji, KibaHina, NaruHina, ItaKyuu, ItaDei, ItaKisa
Hated Pairings: SasuSaku! NaruSaku, GaaraLee, KakaSasu, ItaNaru, ItaSasu, ItaSasuNaru, GaaraSasu, GaaraSasuNaur, NaruSasu, NejiLee, SasuHina
( I can tolerate ItaSaku, though I prefer not to tourcher Tachi-kun and in some fanfics Sakura will see nice but in others she'll be the hated bitch that gets in the way off love, and I'll try to make almost all of my fanfics with Tachi-kun have a nice Tachi-kun)
Favorite Shows:Law and Order: SVU, Medium, Gravity Falls, Tanks, 24 hours, Bleach, Inuyasha, FullMetal Alchemist, Junjou Romantica, and NARUTO!!
Favorite Music:Glee, The Band Perry, NightWish, Daddy Yankee, Adele, Shakira, and all the Naruto theme songs
Well now for random converse:
My favorite character in the show is Kiba and Itachi, who's dead :'(
I don't like Uchihacest or incest personally but I do believe that love is thicker and stronger than blood and that if 2 people really love each other, they will over come anything together. I won't right any uchihacest unless one of my reviewers ask me to for their birthday or something.
So far I only have one fan fic but know that I have a plot bunny farm that is quickly becoming bigger. Please support me and my decisions!
Paulo: Do support her, she has low self esteem
Ali: I don't
Ali: ok I do
You are a Badass Uke!
Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.
Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
THIS IS A TRUE STORY!!
A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
I DO LOVE NARUTO!!! Well there ya have it, Ja Ne Everyone!
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