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Joined 08-16-11, id: 3168094, Profile Updated: 12-05-13
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto.

Well... I wanted to update my obviously lacking profile because I decided that I wanna start writing Fanfics and I wanted all my minions..uhh... I mean my loving fans to get to know me better. So on with my life story!:

Ali STANDS FOR... You will never know!!!

Likes:I like Kiba, books, eating, sasunaru, sleeping, poems, and of course fanfiction. Oh and how could I almost forget, YAOI!!! Ahhh, nothing's better than hot sweaty man sex between two gorgeous men.

I ABSOLUTELY HATE:Flames. If you honestly don't like the story, guess what there's this little thing called the 'back button'! If you click it you will go back and leave the story. Just click it if you don't like it then don't waste your 'precious' time on a fanfic that you supposedly don't like. If you don't like it, why waste time writing a hateful review. Although you might be too rude and pig headed to do the right thing, please do try. Oh and toughen up, quit be a sissy and writing the reviews anonymously. Have the decency and courage, if you're gonna right a hateful review, at least let me know who you are. Don't be a scared little shit and hide behind 'Anonymous' and then rant because you have no right whatsoever.

Dislikes:I absolutely loathe a certain pink haired banshee who can't get it through her huge forehead that a certain Uchiha doesn't like her!!! I also hate the heat, being away from my friends, uchihacest, angsty fanfics, flames, homophobes, and periods. Damn you biology!!!

Gender:For those who weren't paying attention to my last dislike I am a girl, though Paulo, my inner gay man,screams to be freed.

Paulo: Let me out dammit, I need my inner rainbow to shine.

Me: Told ya so, and Paulo. NO!! Last time I let your inner rainbow shine I was almost blinded by its brightness.

Favorite Colors:Green, purple, and the color of naruto's eyes, that beautiful shade of determined blue.

Favorite Pairings: SasuNaru, KakaIru, ShikaKiba, ShikaTema, ShikaIno, ShinoKiba, GaaraNeji, KibaHina, NaruHina, ItaKyuu, ItaDei, ItaKisa

Hated Pairings: SasuSaku! NaruSaku, GaaraLee, KakaSasu, ItaNaru, ItaSasu, ItaSasuNaru, GaaraSasu, GaaraSasuNaur, NaruSasu, NejiLee, SasuHina

( I can tolerate ItaSaku, though I prefer not to tourcher Tachi-kun and in some fanfics Sakura will see nice but in others she'll be the hated bitch that gets in the way off love, and I'll try to make almost all of my fanfics with Tachi-kun have a nice Tachi-kun)

Favorite Shows:Law and Order: SVU, Medium, Gravity Falls, Tanks, 24 hours, Bleach, Inuyasha, FullMetal Alchemist, Junjou Romantica, and NARUTO!!

Favorite Music:Glee, The Band Perry, NightWish, Daddy Yankee, Adele, Shakira, and all the Naruto theme songs

Well now for random converse:

My favorite character in the show is Kiba and Itachi, who's dead :'(

I don't like Uchihacest or incest personally but I do believe that love is thicker and stronger than blood and that if 2 people really love each other, they will over come anything together. I won't right any uchihacest unless one of my reviewers ask me to for their birthday or something.

So far I only have one fan fic but know that I have a plot bunny farm that is quickly becoming bigger. Please support me and my decisions!

Paulo: Do support her, she has low self esteem

Ali: I don't

Paulo: :/

Ali: ok I do

You are a Badass Uke!

Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.

Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme


A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

I DO LOVE NARUTO!!! Well there ya have it, Ja Ne Everyone!

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We Three by Cannibal Incorporated reviews
He is a black stain to their perfection. He is on the inside, but on the outskirts of it. Because two is a unit. And three? Three is extra. All he wants is to disappear. Let them forget a Spring that is already dead.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,303 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Ultimate Weapon by LuvversLuvvie reviews
After Sasuke leaves, Konoha forces Naruto to become their perfect weapon through mind controlling jutsus. Sasuke meets Naruto and resolves to save the blond from the life he is forced to live.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,573 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
To The Future by fezakyuu reviews
Sasuke and Naruto travel to the future through a jutsu Naruto discovers. However, seeing that he and Sasuke are madly in love ten years onwards is not what he expected to see. To make matters worse, they can't figure out how to get back to their own time! SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,319 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Life Starts Now by NaruSasuNaruLover reviews
NaruSasu Sasuke had been hardened by his life; he built walls up to protect himself. When he goes to college he meets his roommate, Naruto, who wants nothing more than to tear his walls down. Reposted/Revised
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 81,835 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unsuspicious title by fangirlandiknowit reviews
Naruto accidentally invites Sasuke to a gay bar after finding out that said teme is gay too. But a long awkward high school week has to be survived first. Mangakungen says read it! This is yaoi obviously. Now complete!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,878 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Renewing Changes by Fourangers reviews
"Oh crap." Muttered the blond. Sometimes, there's something worse than one-night stands. It's called we're-doing-this-because-we're-going-to-die-tomorrow desperate sex. Too bad they didn't in the end. NaruSasu, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 129,940 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bound by TwistedEnvisage reviews
What happened after the mission where Sasuke and Naruto got their hands stuck together by "foul" chakra? Two days of interesting interactions and struggling to hide a very strong lust. Two days of being inseparable. It couldn't be that bad, could it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,195 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Taste of Your Lips by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Naruto's always had his mind set on his goals & he'll stop at nothing to get it done. But with expenses running high he's going to need to find another job. Unfortunately that new job might involve working for an egotistic jerk. Sasu/Naru. Neji/Naru AU. SUPER EDITING IN PROGRESS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 150,817 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It Started Over Coffee by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto's polite gesture wins him a new friend. A very witty, charming one at that. NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,552 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Borrowed, Not Stolen by Infinite Vibrance reviews
It's all fun and games until a heart gets broken. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,034 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What's New Pussycat? by Shinigamichan87 reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is the picture of stoicism and control, which is shown in his duties as a student and a fraternity brother. His new-found brotherhood becomes a problem when a certain blond male has the power to expose Sasuke for who-or what-he really is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 38,044 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Wedding Planner by N a i. K i r e i. Y u k i reviews
My wedding planner is a complete dobe… He's loud, annoying, and forgetful… But the worst part about the situation is that… I think I'm falling in love with him. Great. Sasuke/Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,282 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Words I Couldn't Say by vampireunicorn101 reviews
Sasuke has been in love with his best friend for years, but has kept it to himself, believing his feelings were unrequited. Sometimes, though, keeping something to yourself is the worst thing you can do. Yaoi NaruSasuNaru AU disclaimer inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 150,562 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Anything For You by cathatfatsat reviews
Naruto was adopted and becomes Sasuke's playmate when he was younger. After Sasuke's parents died, Naruto said he'd do anything to make Sasuke smile again. But what if sasuke takes his anger out on Naruto? Will he still be there for him? FIRST STORY
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,512 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Father, Son, and Boyfriend by kuristina reviews
Minato would do anything for his son's happiness and wellbeing. Travel out of the country? As long as he had company, sure. Donate an organ? If it would save his son's life, of course! But approving of his son's new boyfriend? Now he just wasn't so sure..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 84,267 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Agent DuckButt by Juura99 reviews
Sasuke is an Agent who works for a Secret Organization. When a new threat arises that jeapordizes the entire country, he has no choice but to join forces with Naruto, an Agent from an allying company. Sadly...they just can't seem to get along. SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 187,904 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Bundle of Promises by Infinite Vibrance reviews
It all started when Naruto opened his locker one day and found a dangling rose, and with that rose... came a promise.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,170 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Old Stages of Acceptance by Nadheen reviews
I wasn't gay. I didn't care what they said. I came from a strict religious family where men weren't allowed to like other men. So what if I had a one night stand with a man? It was an accident. With Epilogue. New and improved version posted under "Stages of Acceptance."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 96,341 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Seduction Of Spring by Cassie821 reviews
What's a guy to do when he is in love, and his mother-in-law gets in the way? Kidnap his wife err, husband of course... Based on the Greek Mythology of Hades and Persephone . SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,655 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chasing My Dreams Away by Reya Knight reviews
You'd think after years of dreaming about the guy, he'd be ready when he finally met him. Fainting is -not- anywhere near ready.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,691 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Falling For Him by Rizember reviews
COMPLETED! College turned out to be nothing like the peaceful, slow-motion ads claimed; what with the mad scientists, virgin-detectors, bloody awesome student get-aways and unexpected change of sexuality... Humour, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 115,210 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ramen Rivalry by Hitoko-sama reviews
Sasuke and Naruto work in opposing Ramen shops. They've never met but are rivals because of their bosses competitive spirits. How will an surreptitious romance throw off the balance of things? Find out. SasuNaru. Yaoi. Rated M for laters chaps.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,534 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Senior Trip of a Life Time by bloodytears87 reviews
Naruto and his friends are seniors going on the trip of a lifetime to Ireland during the summer for a month. What could happen during the month in a foreign country? Romance will blossom for the students and havoc will reign for the poor chaperones!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 96,821 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 12/24/2009 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Pipes by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto is alone in his apartment when he realizes that he can hear the man upstairs singing through the pipes in the bathroom. Is it possible to start a relationship based on how much you like someone's voice? SasuNaru, AU, TWO-SHOT, Naru & Sasu POVs
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,514 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Break A Leg But Don't Break My Heart by mooloo95 reviews
Sasuke works at the classy, family-owned 'Uchiha Theatre.'Naruto is the star in a travelling dance production of 'The Lion King.' Could the same thing that brought them together, tear them apart? M for naughty bits :D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,865 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Unexpected by phantomworks reviews
Sasuke's the remaining surviver of the fire demon clan that was destroyed by the ninth demon Kyuubi who also died in its rampage. what will he do when he runs into Kyuubi's reincarnation in the form of a small fox demon named Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,382 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Bad Boy and The Baby by Makkura Arashi reviews
Uchiha Sasuke gets engaged to Uzumaki Naruto the Hokage's son, who doesn't want this. When he gets the Hokage's son preggers..how will the marriage work out? Will they be able to make the sacrifices needed? Yaoi, Mpreg, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,429 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Unlikely Romance by Rizember reviews
Naruto has awoken as a fox with no recollection of ever being human. He is found near Ichiraku's...surprise suprise...by Sasuke who takes him in. Meanwhile, everyone is looking for the human Naruto...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,978 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Coupon Book by xXxCookie-MonsterxXx reviews
Naruto makes Sasuke a very special coupon book for Christmas full of coupons for naughty things for Sasuke to do to Naruto. Needless to say, Sasuke is thrilled. AU SasuNaru OOC Practically nothing but lemons - you have been warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,698 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Lying is the most fun by prettyoddrydonfan reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are two high school students at Konoha academy all boys school. At a school were Naurto Uzumaki is the school whore and is trying to get into everyones pants what happens when he goes after Sasuke Uchiha?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,604 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
KAMS by Gussie Manlove reviews
New patient at Konoha Adolescent Mental Services, K.A.M.S, Uchiha Sasuke ends up having to share a room with none other than Uzumaki Naruto. Two crazy people end up falling in crazy love. Very cliche, but damn fun! Eventual SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,731 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kitsune Dessert Cafe by Fennie reviews
Another SasuNaru! Naruto owns a dessert cafe. Sasuke has a weak spot for sweets and visits the cafe. Will Naruto be able to help him? Rated M for later. Two, maybe three shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,109 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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Love's Gun reviews
Naruto is a detective who just lost the love of his life to a serial rapist, he get's a new partner and finds himself falling for him. But is he ready to give his heart to someone new? How can he even be thinking about romance when another serial rapist/murder is out there killing people, and setting his sights on him! ItaNaru! Yaoi! You've been warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,623 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Screwing With Everything reviews
Kyuubi cheats on Sasuke and Sasuke gets back at him by using his little brother. But Sasuke never expected to fall this hard. The only people suppose to get hurt were Kyuubi and perhaps his younger brother. So why does Sasuke end up heart broken? Read and find out! Yaoi! SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,641 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Remembering Sasuke reviews
Sequel to Yes, Sasuke-Sama! It's hard to love Naruto when he doesn't even remember who Sasuke is. But memory loss isn't the only problem Sasuke is going to face. No there are rivals, wills, and the obstacle of making Naruto fall in love with him all over again. If he thought it was hard the first time, he's going to be in for a surprise. As promised! Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,820 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Sasuke, reviews
Well, Sasuke and Naruto have been through a shit load, but something entirely new is being thrown at them. They waited it out and are about to get married, but what could mess it all up? Read and find out! To spice it up, guess who else is getting hitched, Itachi and Kyuubi, that's who! But is someone going to ruin that too? Final part of the trilogy! Hope you guys love it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,433 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Bus reviews
Come on Sasuke, I'm the dobe here. The girls are clearly homophobes, let's have some fun!" Naruto said with glee. "You want me, to talk dirty with you, on a public bus to anger two homophobic girls?" Sasuke asked, the fact that he thought this was a completely idiotic idea was written all over his face. "Please Sasssuukkee." ONE-SHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,796 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Yes, Sasuke Sama reviews
Naruto's a college student who is having money issues and it doesn't help that he just got fired right before his rent is due. So he takes Itachi's offer to work for his younger brother as a maid. He just wanted some fast cash, where'd all the drama come from!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,667 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete