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Joined 08-16-11, id: 3169278, Profile Updated: 01-12-12
Author has written 8 stories for Series Of Unfortunate Events, and Shining.

I love Quigley Quagmire and Violet Baudelaire together! I'm a teenager who does teenager things. I love A Series of Unfortunate Events. I'm a girl

Sup! My homies!! Have we all been reading lately???????????????????

Call me a slut, call me a whore, call me whatever I've heard it before. Say that I'm fake, say that I lie, say what you want you wont see me cry because I know none of it is true. But calling me all this s‍h‍*‍t, what the hell does that make you?

Full Name: Kristie Milena *insert last name here)
Single or Taken: Taken, baby Sex: Imma woman!
Birthday: 1/23/1995
Sign: me ready signs
Siblings: a thing named Meg
Eye colour: blue
Shoe size: 6
Height: 5''3
Country born: America
Innie or Outie: innie
Where do you live: a box
Righty or lefty: righty
Any pets:my sister

Who are your best friends: cool peeps

Do you have a bf or gf?: It's complicated

Best place to go for a date: everywhere

Longest relationship: a year

Shortest relationship: 2 hours. Haha
Outgoing or introverted?: depends on who i am with

Favorite kind of pants: purple skinny jeans, daisy dukes, skirts, dresses, baggy jeans with holes in them, oversized sweats

Favorite Number: 69?
Boys Name: George
Girls Name: Isadora
Animal: i have a thing for cows
Drink: apple juice.
Sport: ballet, volleyball, basketball, slowpitch softball, frolf, golf, basketball, and show choir

FastFood Place: I'm a vegetarian, so i guess anywhere with vegan/vegetarian options
Month: not sure...January, yeah!
Band: the Doors, or Creedence Clearwater Rivival, the BeeGees
Movie: Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

Perfume: Flora by Gucci

Cologne: Axe ;)
Favourite cartoon character: Fred Flintstone

Given anyone a bath: yes, I'm not a creep!
Bungee Jumped: I wish...
Made yourself throw-up: no
Gone skinny dipping: I was five and me and my cousin were playing Truth or Dare
Put your tongue on a frozen pole: yeah, it didn't stick...
Broken a bone: no! knock wood
Played truth or dare: every chance I get, homeboy
Been in a physical fight: yes
Been in a police car: no
Come close to dying: yes
Been in a hot tub: yes, many many times. It is a good place for truth or dare
Fallen asleep in school: YES!
Ran away: I'm like fifteen, where the popsicle would I go?
Broken someone's heart: yes
Cried when someone died: yes
Cried in school: yeah, got a problem with a girl crying?
Fell off your chair: yeah
Sat by the phone all night waiting for a call: yes, from that special someone!
Saved MSN conversations: yes
Saved e-mails: YES Made out with just a friend: No, too ackward
Used someone: inadvertently
Been cheated on?: yeah, it sucks
Done something you regret?: oh, yeah!

Your good luck charm: my old Barbie doll
Best song you ever heard: "On My Own" from Les Miserables
Stupidest thing you have ever done: idk, but alot of them.
What's your room like: Neat..ish?
Last thing you said: "Don't worry, I only bite on Friday night!"

What is beside you: a dog
What shampoo do you use: Dove
Something that has happened to you this year: everything.
Worst thing that has happened to you this year: fractured my foot

Chicken pox: yes
Sore Throat: yes
Broken nose: yes
Tonsels removed: yes
Ice cream in the morning: no
To give the heimlich: no

Eat a live hamster for 1,000,000:ewww...never...
Go to a Manson concert if you had a free ticket: HELLYEAH!
If you were stuck on an island, what people would you want with : my Bffs and smart people

If you loved someone and you were keeping something from them and you wanted to tell them: it kinda depends..
Do you admire anyone?: yeeeaaahhhh...jim morrison
Who is the last person that called you: Addison
Who was the last person you slow danced with: Matthew

What makes you laugh the most:so many things!! i love to laugh! i laugh everyday my life!

What makes you smile: everything

What are you listening to right now: The Best Day--Taylor Swift
What makes you happy:wow. that's a tough question... many things make me happy
What did you do yesterday: got a new guitar
Got any awards: sure, sure, i got a decent amount...
What car do you wish to have:Porsche
Do you want to get married: someday
If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change:My hair length--I'd make it longer...
Good driver:im 14, but I'm good at mario kart
Good dancer: yeah
Good Singer: Best soprano in show choir!
Have a lava lamp:yep
How many remote controls are in your house:don't give a flying fig.
What do you dream about: i dream about alot of things...
Last time you showered: today.
The last movie you saw at the theatres: the Help
Scary or happy movies: SCARY (ESPECIALLY STEPHEN KING!!)

) Vanilla or chocolate:chocolate.

Skiing or Boarding:neither
Summer or winter:both
Silver or Gold:both
Sunset or Sunrise:sunset
Orange juice or apple juice:apple juice
Cats or dogs:cats
Coffee or tea:both
Phone or in person:in person
Oldest, middle, youngest or only child:Oldest
Indoor or Outdoor:Indoor

Dated outside your race?: yep!
Dated your good friend/best friend?: bad idea
Sung in the shower?: I sing everywhere
Spit in someone's drink?:yes
Dumped someone?: yeah, he was a poohead
Opened your Christmas presents early?:yup
Peed outside?:hee hee yeahh
Seen "The Goonies" more than 10 times?: nope
Had more than five REAL bf/gf?: I belive in quality over quantity
Played a computer game for more than 5 hours?:webkinz
Ran through the sprinklers naked?:no
Ate food that fell on the floor?:so many times...
Went outside naked?:my friend stole my towel
Made out with your best friends bf/gf?:your kidding right? NO.
Been on stage?:yeah..
Made someone cry?: yup...
Been in a parade?: yes
Been in a school play?:All of them
Drank beer?: few sips, parents let me
Gotten detention?:nope
Been on a plane?: yup
Been on a cruise?: i wish!
Broken into a house?:my friends...
Gotten a tattoo?: not til im 18
Gotten piercings?: earlobes(4), tragus, conch, industrial, nose, tongue, cartilage
Cried so hard you threw up?:is that even possible??
Gotten into a shouting match?: a few times
Been skinny dipping?: I WAS A FREAKING FIVE YEAR OLD!!!!1
Spun yourself in circles to get dizzy on purpose?:yup
Laughed so hard it hurt?:i have a six pack
Tripped on your own feet?:yeah.
Cried yourself to sleep?:sooo many times
Cried in public?:yup
Thrown up in public?:yup
Skipped class?:Never!
Slept in class?:do ya count lunch?

Do you like filling these out:yesh
Do you wear contacts or glasses?: both
Do you like yourself:yes i do :)
Do you get along with your family:we love eachother
Have piercings below the waist:I want some, maybe on my feet?
Stolen anything over 30:never stole anything
Obsessive: fanfiction and theatre
Compulsive: grammar nazi
Want to have children?: someday
Like mornings?:NO!!
Enjoy seafood?:me likes da fishies to be in da ocean not in meh bellleeyyyy

In honor of the lives lost in the Holocaust, copy and paste.

"What happens if a car comes?" "We die."

Gingers rule the world. I know all gingers will repost. Copy and paste only if you are truly the way of the ging.

meat=murder, copy and paste.

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Copy and paste if you wish you had a nose piercing.

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Copy and paste if you are not a boy.

Copy and paste if you think "the Hangover" have a lower rating so teens can watch it.

Copy and paste if you think Liam Aiken is cute, but not how you picture Klaus.

Copy and paste if you wish you were Isadora Quagmire.

Copy and paste if you have a crush on Klaus Baudelaire.

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Trololololol!!!!!! You've read this far and haven't gotten bored? I'm impressed.

Copy and paste if you are a rock and roller for life!

Copy and paste ff you love classic horror movies (examples: Carrie, the Shining, the Birds, Psycho, Texas Chainsaw Massacre...)

Copy and paste if you feel like you sound so much different on your profile than you really are.

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The Isadora Diaries by MISS.SUNNYBAUDELAIRE reviews
AU Isadora has been procrastinating on a certain diary project given to her by her therapist. As she goes through with it, she realizes how helpful it was to keep her sanity throughout her frustrating life and all the awkward moments she goes through with a certain Baudelaire based character. CHAPTER 60 IS UP.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 174,636 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 9/25/2011 - [Klaus B., Isadora Q.] Quigley Q., Duncan Q. - Complete
One Flew Over the Marten's Nest by Courier999 reviews
Violet is in an insane asylum, and her psychiatrist has skeletons in his closet. Rated T for smoking, violence, and some scary content. Read and Review!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Violet B. - Complete
Quiglet on the slope by Pottergirl1 reviews
A little hopefully funny one shot dedicted to ittybittyquigletfan. You ROCK!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Quigley Q., Violet B. - Complete
Only Love by Aunt Jo the Grammar Goddess reviews
evil!DuncanQuiglet. Quigley goes to visit some fiends and doesn't come back. Violet gets worried and Duncan shows up. What happens next? Read and fin out!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Violet B., Quigley Q. - Complete
I will never be this happy again by Izzie and Hannah reviews
Violet and Quigley are on the slope, my first fanfic so be nice.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Violet B., Quigley Q. - Complete
Rinse by Hermione Baudelaire reviews
Sunny has a crush...a big one...she just doesn't know it. Not slash. Of course, like always with me, it's named after a song. I changed the title back to the original one.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/12/2004 - Published: 2/22/2004
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Shine On You Crazy Diamond: Wendy's story reviews
A year after her stay at the Overlook. Wendy Torrance reflects on her life and how the Overlook changed it forever.
Shining - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Complete
Quigley and I know It reviews
Well, the A Series of Unfortunate Events gang is up to their usual Hi jinx! Wuigley breaks in to song! read and review
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Quigley Q.
Memories Are Forever, but the Future Is Bright reviews
A Quiglet Romance! Need I say more. Drama, comedey, romance, and songfic all rolled in to one!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,371 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Violet B., Quigley Q.
Beatrice Dreamed a Dream reviews
A songfic about Beatrice's take on schism! Beatrice reflects on Bertrand, Lemony, and the party that changed her life forever. Breif allusion to future Quiglet! Song- "I Dreamed A Dream" from Les Miserables! Rated T for some language!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Beatrice - Complete
Before All the Fear reviews
Aunt Josephine wasn't always afraid of everything! She and Ike were "Fearless"! Songfic to "Fearless" by Taylor Swift.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Aunt Josephine
Violet's Fantastic Day reviews
Here's a fluffy and cute Quiglet oneshot for you! Violet thinks being a perfume girl is a drag until a customer comes into the store...wanna hear more? Read and find out!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Violet B., Quigley Q. - Complete
Yesterday things were so much easier reviews
Songfic to "Yesterday" by the Beatles! From Quigley's perspective as he s taken from the baudelaires! Bad summary, but please read! Some fluff, but not too much! song belongs t paul mccartney, story lemony snicket!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Violet B., Quigley Q.
Snuff the GirlSnicket Style! reviews
What happens when Violet is tied to a chair on the Queequeg? Fiona and Fernald decide to sing a little song from "Urinetown"!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Fernald, Fiona - Complete