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Joined 08-17-11, id: 3169767, Profile Updated: 09-23-12
Author has written 14 stories for Naruto, No. 6, Fruits Basket, Torchwood, Supernatural, Durarara!!/デュラララ!!, Community, and Sherlock.

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I am in a million different fandoms. I write for tv shows like Doctor Who and Supernatural, to anime like Naruto and Durarara!!


Updates, updates, updates! I'm trying to update as much as I can. Thank you to absolutely every reviewer and everyone who takes the time to read one of my stories.

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The Dark Side of the Moon by Motaki reviews
What happened, exactly, to make Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes? Snippets of Sherlock's childhood, adolescence and pre-John adulthood, mixed with post-Reichenbach John-plot. Chapter Sixty-Eight, "Ancient Inferno", shows our protagionists (heroes doesn't seem right) travelling to Slovakia to begin a showdown with our villains. Also, Mohammad and Valspar learn Lydia's full story.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 69 - Words: 90,607 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Let The Rain Fall, I Don't Care by dahliadenoire reviews
AU/Highschool. Lavi/Kanda. There is no dark side of the moon. As a matter of fact, it's all dark. The only thing that makes it look bright is the sun. But Lavi is even brighter than sunshine, that it lighted up Kanda's world a little too much.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,661 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu
I'm Not Dead Let's Have Dinner by otsanda reviews
Post Reichenbach. John copes by sending texts to Sherlock's old phone. He expects the number to be reassigned soon. Sherlock drafts responses, but doesn't send them. Yet. Spoilers for Season 2. Complete.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,608 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 2,114 - Follows: 198 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
From Doomsday to Doomsday by YuKanda reviews
A Japanese Officer, Kanda Yuu,is assigned against his will to the Third Reich's SS, and has to comply with unpleasant orders. During one of this tasks he meets Lavi, whose relative gets arrested, letting loose a chain reaction. Kanda/Lavi WWII
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,745 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi
In Hearts : Sea Of Sorrow by Morphine Dementia reviews
Black Order Asylum gets a new patient - a young man whose family died in a fire. Wrecked with guilt of surviving, he appears to have no senses or emotions left, but a young idealistic doctor believes he can take on this challenge and cure him. DGM-age AU, mild LaviYu, madness, society intolerance. Previously titled "Sea Of Sorrow".
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,629 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi
Yin And Yang by last place reviews
As children, Matt and Mello never got along. But when they mature, they discover their true feelings and just how difficult, yet fun growing up can be. Their epic tale unfolds in a series of drabbles as they become the infamous duo we all know and love!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 124 - Words: 21,309 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Willow by fukuji mihoko reviews
The people of Lucifenia know her as Rillianne, the Daughter of Evil, but Len knows her as Rin, a lonely girl. Len wants to make her happy, but happiness comes at a price, and in the end nobody gets what they want. :many pairings, mainly Kaito/Len:
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,699 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Kaito S., Len K.
Surreality by DarkMasterStarr reviews
One-Shot. People always thought Naruto hated Sasuke simply because he was envious of Sasuke's good looks, quick wit, and excellent skills. They did not look underneath the underneath.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Piano by Unfourtanate reviews
Nezumi finally shows his slightly softer side to a very surprised Shion. Nezumi/Shion, NezuShi, shonen-ai.
No. 6 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4439 - Favs: 10,340 - Follows: 1,027 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Push by skysedge reviews
"Push me," he whispered. Rated for implications and language
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Convalescence by Veleda reviews
Cain is sick. Riff takes care. Or, Cain is a bad tempered hellion, and Riff has the patience of a saint. Takes place after "Sound of a Boy Hatching" but before "Black Sheep." The novel Riff reads from is "The Woman in White" by Wilkie Collins.
Count Cain: God Child - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Cain H., Riff R.
Punishment by Lady Charity reviews
Izaya bullies Shizuo into playing a game with Kadota and Shinra. The object of the game is to subject everyone to the worst punishment you can think of. Izaya never expected this game to reveal one of his major weaknesses.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,195 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Kissing Thorns by ReiraKurenai reviews
AU. Sasuke hated parties. Large crowds, alcohol and noise just wasn't his thing. So when Sakura drags him to a bash, he never suspected discovering that Naruto doesn't love Sakura like he originally thought. SasukexNaruto one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
That is about the gayest thing I've ever heard! by sixtyninebro reviews
Simon goes to the community centre one night to find Nathan asleep and films him on his phone.
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Simon B., Nathan Y.
Tasting Blood by Tossino reviews
"Lenalee is my sister, you know, and I feel like killing you because you hurt her." LaviYu/LaviYuu/LaviKanda/KandaLavi/YuLavi, yaoi, drabble.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete
As if I were dreaming by Tezzino reviews
Aldred gets a little help with his fellings for a pale human. AlKei
RustBlaster/ラストブラスター - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Aldred V. E., Kei Y. - Complete
A Road to El Dorado Parody by meggannn reviews
What in the name of all things sexually ambiguous is this?
Road to Eldorado - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,878 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Miguel, Tulio - Complete
Alone in Your Electric Chair by BluAlbino reviews
God, having watched over Dean for the boy's entire life, was well aware of his thick skull. Dean's, that is. God had a plan. Dean/Castiel Twoshot
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,786 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Falling Pretty by Bonhwa reviews
Sometimes Yukito scares Touya. He scares Touya in that gentle, unintentional way no other person can. He falls pretty. Oneshot. Soft, soft, sweet shounen-ai.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Yukito T., Tōya K. - Complete
Kiss Me Goodbye by foofoo76 reviews
Gau shares a special moment with Raikou, but not all is as it seems. Raikou/Gau fluff.
Nabari no Ō - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2009 - G. Meguro, R. Shimizu - Complete
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Moriarty Goes Shopping reviews
Obviously, Moriarty does his own shopping. Because hey, the ordinary people are so lovely to watch, and he might just run into someone he knows. One-shot, sort of pre-slash Moriarty/Moran, and Johnlock if you squint.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/20/2013 - J. Moriarty - Complete
Almost, but Not Quite reviews
Three almost-but-not-quite moments Jeff and Annie have: one from each season. Will be continued with more 'almost' moments, but non canon. Previously named 'Hi, this is Annie, please leave a message.'
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Annie E., Jeff W.
Fireworks reviews
Dean gets his usual angel visit, but there's just one distracting problem. Oneshot, implied Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Annoying Demons and Flower Petals reviews
Meg was starting to get on Dean's nerves. It may or may not have to do with an angel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Love and Hate reviews
How much does Izaya really love humanity? Izaya centric, hints of Shizaya, oneshot.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Izaya O. - Complete
Love at first sight? reviews
Shion has a normal life. The only excitement that ever happens, happens to his best friend, Safu. So upon seeing a beautiful girl singing, he can't help but fall in love. But is everything as it seems? AU.
No. 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Shion, Nezumi/Rat
I'll kiss you if I feel like it reviews
Izaya's dumb enough to fall off a bridge one day. Surprisingly, he has regrets. When Shizuo catches him, he decides not to have anymore of them. T for language.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Dear Sasuke: Sequel reviews
Naruto and Sasuke's letters to each other between the day they started going out and graduation. T just to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Stay With Me reviews
Spoilers for Season 7, especially episode 17. Sam's got an angel in his head, but he's not the only one. Dean realizes the consequences of carrying around the trench coat of somebody long dead. T just for language. Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Shion is a nuisance reviews
Nezumi finds Shion annoying. So what to do when he's sick? One shot, rather fluffy, rewritten.
No. 6 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
Weird Questions reviews
Sometimes there are some weird questions you've got to ask your friend, and for Naruto, this was definitely one of them. AU. Now a two shot. With an ending! Hooray.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Another Lover reviews
Ianto falling for Jack was inevitable. But Jack falling for Ianto was not. After all, wasn't he just another lover? Slight spoilers. Kinda messy writing.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Dear Sasuke reviews
Sasuke has been in love with Naruto ever since they met, and Naruto has only just realized. Too afraid to face him, he writes a letter of apology. AU, fluffy. Rated T for Naruto's bad language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tohru Does Not Get Mad reviews
It seems Tohru doesn't ever get mad at Kyo, even when he breaks her precious things. Why is this? One shot
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete