Shai Nevermore
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Joined 12-29-02, id: 317017, Profile Updated: 02-02-18
Author has written 7 stories for Lord of the Rings, King Arthur, Harry Potter, and Avatar.

Update as of Feb 2017: I haven't written much fanfiction in a while, but I have been working on original stuff! I'm querying my first novel and working on the first draft of my second (which, incidentally, is set in Greece and features a character based loosely on Ari from Just Perfect). If you like what you see here, you can find more of my work on my website:

Hope to see you there!

PLEASE NOTE: almost everything published on this site was written over ten years ago when I was an angsty emotional teenager. Don't judge me too harshly. ;)

Shai

Little Red-neck: And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.

All the little rednecks: A-men.

--Mean Girls

Weird Sicilian Dude: Inconceivable!

Inigo: I don't think that word means what you think it means.

--The Princess Bride

Yzma: A llama! He's supposed to be DEAD!

Kronk: Yeah...weird.

--The Emperor's New Groove

Alexander: I still don't understand why you're here.

Alexandra: I'm here because I was in the comic book.

Alexander: What?

Alexandra: Nothing.

--Josie and the Pussycats

Hades: Memo to me. Memo to me: maim you after my meeting.

--Hercules

Cleric: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...

Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...

Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Brother Maynard: Amen.

--Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Teeheehee giggle snort. I love Monty Python.

Bricktop: In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary...come again?

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A Law to Herself by Shiv5468 reviews
Wikkt marriage challenge: In which we break all the rules
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 132,046 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 1,564 - Updated: 2/6/2016 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Quality of Mercy by ChristineX reviews
Devastated by Ron's death, Hermione distracts herself by focusing on Severus Snape's mysterious demise. What she finds when she unravels the mystery will change both her life and the wizarding world forever. SSHG, T now, M later. Slight AU, DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 119,828 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Alexandra Quick and the Thorn Circle by Inverarity reviews
The war against Voldemort never reached America, but all is not well there. When 11-year-old Alexandra Quick learns she is a witch, she is plunged into a world of prejudices, intrigue, and danger. Who wants Alexandra dead, and why?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 165,657 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/23/2007 - OC - Complete
A Maid in the Devil's Manor by Ms-Figg reviews
Rich!Snape and Adult!Hermione. 24yearold Hermione Granger is involved in private research to find a defense against the Killing Curse. After eight years, she runs into Professor Snape, who makes her an offer difficult to refuse. AU, MF, Lemons,MM Rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 108,322 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 124 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Yours to command by Lialathuveril reviews
Éomer of Rohan has come to Gondor to find a suitable queen: beautiful, elegant, regal and always courteous and polite... Instead he encounters an unusual young princess and a danger that threatens his very life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 129,105 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 2282 - Favs: 6,420 - Follows: 1,269 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Twenty by Leyna Rountree reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione and an unlikely Pansy form an elite group of witches, and possess one unusual commonality. Facing their most carnal desires, they will harness a power not seen in an age, to save themselves and protect Hogwarts. Can it stay a secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 349,625 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 2,798 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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Tsahik reviews
A young scientist is plagued by recurring dreams and an intense and unnamed longing. Pushed to the brink of insanity, she surrenders herself to it and finds herself faced with a choice she never thought possible.
Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,304 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Rai’uk - Complete
Inglorious Defeat reviews
One-shot account of how Eomer and Lothiriel get engaged. "Biting off more than you can chew" doesn't exist as a proverb in Middle Earth...but it should.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,995 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete
Somewhat Less Than Perfect reviews
Long story short: Hades kidnaps Draco, my husband that I haven't seen for two years and was very surprised to see again considering the fact that I gave our unborn child to the Lord of the Underworld . I set out to kick Hades' butt. Quite simple, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,721 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Draco M., OC
More Than Marauders reviews
First there were the Marauders, then the Weasley twins. The Young Weasleys and Potters have followed in their footsteps and taken it several steps further. Organized crime has come to Hogwarts. will continue with sufficient interest--so review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Victoire W., Teddy L.
Just Perfect reviews
If you are bitter and jaded because you're talentless and unattractive, don't bother reading my story. This is about me, after all. It always is. Great, right? Wrong. I learned the hard way that that being...well, perfect...can get you in a lot of trouble
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 120,120 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Blessed reviews
All Codi wanted was to train race horses, like her father. The last thing she wanted was for her precious, promising filly to become a war horse. Well, next to last. She never wanted to be a warrior, either.TristanOC
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,958 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 10/22/2005
Skylark reviews
Skyla Connelly never really thought beyond the next track meet, the next audition...basically, she took things as they came. It never crossed her mind that she might find herself in the middle of a battle...or that she would be forced to marry her rescuer
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,593 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete