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Joined 12-29-02, id: 317112, Profile Updated: 04-04-14
Author has written 20 stories for Boondock Saints, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Final Fantasy VII, and Bleach.

IF YOU LIKE MY WRITING, I SUGGEST YOU BOOKMARK MY LIVEJOURNAL ACCOUNT BECAUSE IF I EVER GET DELETED OFF OF HERE, I WILL BE THERE! IT WOULD PROBABLY BE A GOOD IDEA TO BOOKMARK ME IF YOU'RE FOLLOWING ANY STORIES OF MINE!!

Jaded_Grin on livejournal, which is now being ported over to Yang Si Yi. If shit goes down with SOPA, leave me a comment at my blog or LJ and I'll get in touch with you.

I also am on Tumblr, but it's really in the infant stages as yet: Tumblr, where I am attempting to start covert fanwork in case SOPA busts my shit.

I've recently received an unusual, incomprehensible, utterly embarrassing (to the writer) review of ranting madness. I'd like to take the time to say that I'm seriously considering eliminating this account entirely and relocating to my own place, so if you follow me or like my stories, please go bookmark my other sites. Thank you!


A Bit About Me

A.) I don't write for children, that's not my thing--my fics are often violent, usually non-consensual, and often involve some sort of blood-play.

B.) The great thing about a fanfic is that you DON'T HAVE TO FOLLOW ANY ARTISTIC RULES! Just because I write a fic about Harry Potter doesn't mean I'm trying to streamline it into the books or movies--I just borrow the characters I need and mess with them a bit before returning them to where I got them from...sometimes a bit worse for wear, but what can you do?

C.) I'm truly the world's worst at reading fics over nine chapters long. Honestly, I can't even commit to a favorite flavor of ice-cream, there's no way I can pledge myself to a long fanfic, especially not in my profession.

D.) I am very much a grown-up. Yes, it sucks, but it's made me rather picky about things like spelling and tense and grammar and such. If I read a fic that has loads of misspelling in the first few paragraphs, I'll probably dump it for something else...fickle, I know, but I try not to waste my time.

E.) Yes, I know, I'm a SICKO. Got it, no reminders necessary from whoever these FF prudes are. Guess what, these characters are FICTIONAL so just because some of these fanfic characters are underage does NOT mean that I'm going to play nicely with them. If you don't like it you are certainly free to move along to something else that suits your tastes better. It is, after all, a free-speech Internet, and as such I will continue to exercise my right to say whatever strikes my fancy in these stories. Don't give me any of that "responsibility" idiocy--if there are children on here reading stories like mine, they have horrible parents and should be fostered. And since I'm no foster parent, they still aren't my problem.

F.) I love writing challenges, so load me up and I will do my best!

So that's me, take it or leave it. Enjoy my stories and leave me reviews if you like because I DO enjoy encouragement.

The Rundown of my FFVII Stories: Because I know that they are getting confusing...Here they are in order, updated as needed

(These are meant to be read as a series, because I keep the characters and such the same)

Eromenos: The Beginning

Understanding

The Beginning of the End

A Meeting

SINS

Sub story of Sins--KaBoom

Sub story of Sins--Kadaj Grows Up

My Harry Potter Series: Because I can't really keep track of them myself...

Cold As Stone

Beg

Play My Game

Bound

I DO NOT POST ON ADULT FANFICTION ANYMORE--I HAVE DELETED MY ACCOUNT TO THE FULLEST EXTENT AND MERELY AWAIT THE ADMINISTRATORS ON FINISHING THE JOB.

By the way, I've also published books on Kindle. If you want to check them out. Two of them are hardcore erotica (hetero, for my hetero-fearing babies) and one of them is sci-fi. I'm under the pen name Jade Green.

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The Hunters by Eramaeni reviews
AU: Eren was stolen from his home by a child molester and held captive. When he escapes, he finds he has nothing left to return to, and becomes a prostitute, which leads him to Levi, a bounty hunter. LevixEren, Non-consensual/Rape, Underage, tons of smut!
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,992 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 9/11/2013
Mad World by Etrixan reviews
Sephiroth returned from the Lifestream determined to find the two who saved him. Hojo and DeepGround control half the planet, and ShinRa is in shambles, but that's not going to stop him. Yet saving them is only half the battle; now he has to save the planet.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 57 - Words: 351,561 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Cloud S., Tifa L., Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
On the couch by BMIK reviews
Our dear FFVII characters are forced into therapy to cure their various complexes, neurosis and traumata. Last Session: Cid m a friggin addict Highwind.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,644 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
Expectations by Etrixan reviews
Two Shot: After DoC, Cloud is trying to do better, why isn’t it enough? One chapter from his viewpoint. One from Tifa's.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
The Reaper by Mana-Garmr reviews
Reno's life before he becomes a Turk, and during his training and first few missions. Individual chapter warnings inside. Abuse, Anal, Angst, AU/AR, Language, M/M, Minor, N/C, Oral, Violence, Yaoi. COMPLETE
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,213 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Reno, Rude - Complete
After Midnight by Etrixan reviews
Oneshot: Misaki is thinking about breasts.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
Sunshine by Leesky reviews
A selection of Rude/Reno ficlets. Ratings vary, wordcount is generally 300-500, YAOI. First up: Chilled & Vanity. R&R!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Reno, Rude
A Waste of Time by Etrixan reviews
Challenge Oneshot: After Sephiroth’s first battle he is embarrassed by his reaction. Angeal and Genesis are willing to help, and not just with his after-battle jitters. ANGEAL/GENESIS/SEPHIROTH
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Sephiroth, Genesis R. - Complete
Remembered by Etrixan reviews
A FALLING UP oneshot: Because heroes shouldn't end up alone.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,371 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Cloud S., Reno - Complete
Above and Beyond by fire mystic reviews
Rufus finds comfort in the last person he expects it from and figures a few things out along the way. RenoxRufus, rated M for explicit content yaoi and language.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,283 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Reno, Rufus - Complete
The Madness of Angels by Amarissia reviews
SOLDIER cadet Zack Fair's apprenticeship to Angeal Hewley draws him into the secrets of ShinRa, a series of bizarre murders, and new feelings of his own that will have to be confronted. Crisis Core and before, the angsty, yaoi way. Complete.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 221,817 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Zack F., Angeal H. - Complete
Hatched by mystiri1 reviews
One-shot. The Lifestream was not big enough to contain Zack. And Aeris had a bizarre sense of humour. Zack/Cloud, chocobos, mild crack. Sort of shounen-ai.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Wonders of the TeaWe by Myobi reviews
What if Cloud let Kadaj live with him, Tifa and the orphans at Seventh Heaven, instead of what actually happened in the movie? Well, if so, this is Kadaj's first day home alone.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,263 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Kadaj, Cloud S.
The New Shinra Equal Opportunity Program by talinsquall reviews
Reno's still Reno, even in a dress. Cloud's a hero, who's also a possessive, stalking psycho. Reno/Cloud. Some Rufus/Tseng,in beginning. Slight Rude/Tifa. Yaoi, Mpreg, Cursing, Lemons, Sex Changes, Cross-Dressing. 2nd Revision 4/16-17/09
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,781 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Reno, Cloud S. - Complete
Inutile by korinara reviews
And Pyramid Head came, and Pyramid Head left, but Pyramid Head never really stayed, and he never really was anything more than a monster. And no matter how many times the process was repeated, Pyramid Head never changed.
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Pyramid Head - Complete
Come Here Often? by KimberlyJane reviews
A beautiful stranger from the U.S. enters Middle Earth. With hair and eye color that changes with the seasons and a smorgasbord of special powers, the only thing we can say is Add to Favorites!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Legolas - Complete
Falling Up by Etrixan reviews
Shinra has imposed a class system that allows a high-ranking gang get away with rape and murder. Cadet Cloud Strife has been recruited to stop them... as bait. Warnings: Anal, AU, Language, M/M, Minor, Non-con, Oral, SH, Violence
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,433 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Dripping by momoke reviews
He likes the taste of her blood. ReTi. No strings attached.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Tifa L., Reno - Complete
Masochistic by momoke reviews
She likes it when he's rough with her. One-shot. ReTi, strictly physical.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Tifa L., Reno - Complete
It's Not Over by Alexandra Depp reviews
You all wanted a multi chaptered Renzoo fic well here it is. After being the only clone to survive the battle to save the planet, Yazoo finds himself in the hands of the enemy and a whole new life ahead of him. Happiness, despair and perhaps even love...?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,186 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Reno, Yazoo
The Silence of the Chocobos by Amarissia reviews
Two years after Meteorfall, Cloud seeks the help of the imprisoned Sephiroth to stop a crossdressing clone. And that's about as sane as it gets. Includes SephCloud naughtiness and yaoi naughtiness in general.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,572 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Diary of a Jenova Witness by Mandilla Rexx reviews
Kadaj's Diary of his plan to convert the entire world to Jenovaism, among other things. R&R! Flames will be used to roast food for Sephiroth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Kadaj, Sephiroth
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Closer reviews
My take on Yumichika's past and how he came to be stuck to Ikkau's side like glue. They start out young, people, so don't expect juicy stuff until later on, okay? Rated for later chapters.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 139,084 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A.
Resilience reviews
Just a short moment, test-driving Ikkaku and Yumichika. Ikkaku isn't faithful, but it's never been a problem until he finds someone else with eyes that draw him. No hardcore in this one, just feeling out the Bleach fanfic atmosphere.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A.
Midgar: The Soap reviews
All of the Final Fantasy VII characters from all games/movies together in a soap-opera style story: lots of sex, lots of intrigue, lots of hilarity! Pairings change constantly, both traditional and non. If you like it, review it, please!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,960 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009
Eromenos: The Beginning reviews
Cloud's childhood and how he grows up to become the man he is in my other stories. SephirothxCloud:Yaoi
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 55 - Words: 85,376 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Reno Is God reviews
If religious irreverence bothers you, off you go. KadajxRenoxYazoo Yaoi. BTW--this story has NOTHING to do with my other stories, it stands on its own.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 81,436 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Reno, Kadaj
Be Right Back reviews
This is a one-shot I thought of that wouldn't leave me alone. It is RudexReno and there is character death. Please don't let that put you off.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Rude, Reno - Complete
Haunted reviews
Oneshot/Yaoi--This was written for a Live Journal contest on shinra badboys: On All Souls' Day Kadaj is home alone and his imagination ? gets the better of him. Happy Halloween everyone!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Cloud S., Kadaj - Complete
Dog Will Hunt reviews
This is outside of my other story arc. Rufus develops a disturbing but intriguing interest in his disturbing and intriguing subordinate, Reno. DARKFIC READ AT OWN RISK!Yaoi! Won the 2009 Genesis Award-Best Slash Romance! Thanks Etrix!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,097 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Rufus, Reno - Complete
A Meeting reviews
Yazoo has a job interview and Reno, naturally, can't let him go alone. This is for all my readers who wanted more Reno/Yazoo from my Beginning of the End bit!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Yazoo, Reno - Complete
Kadaj Grows Up reviews
Sub-story to SINS--Vincent helps Kadaj grow up. No porn, my bad. But hopefully the plot will satisfy.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,286 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Kadaj, Vincent V. - Complete
SINS reviews
Continuation of The Beginning of the End: Tifa's pregnant with Cloud's baby but she's marrying Rude, Kadaj finds out and havoc ensues. But in fleeing to Yazoo he finds help from an unexpected source.Yes, there will be hardcore, no I won't be nice about it
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,406 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Cloud S., Kadaj - Complete
KaBoom reviews
This is a story about the handcuffs Reno promised not to forget--as requested by a reviewer, as a thank you for the review! A sub-story of SINS.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Reno, Yazoo - Complete
The Beginning of the End reviews
Start of a story between Cloud and Kadaj, staying as true to the characters as posssible. Cloud finds himself confronted by a boy who is frighteningly similar to a man he once loved and had been forced to kill. CloudxKadaj/RenoxYazoo. PLEASE REVIEW!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 63,445 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Cloud S., Kadaj - Complete
Understanding reviews
Yazoo finally discovers what his brother Loz has been talking about, and deals with Kadaj's response. Eventual KadajxYazoo, rated for coming chapters. COMPLETE: PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,801 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Yazoo, Kadaj - Complete
Bound reviews
Read Play My Game 1st or you'll have no clue what's going on. Draco and Hermione clash once more over their current predicament. Once again you are warned that I DO NOT WRITE FOR CHILDREN. If pain, humiliation, and sex disturbs you, you'd best be off.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,084 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Play My Game reviews
Sequal to Cold As Stone and Beg: Draco tries to break his bond with Hermione and the pair begin their personal war. Violence and whatnotyou've been warned, I don't write for children!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,062 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Beg reviews
This is a sequal to Cold As Stone. Draco tries out his newfound powers on his least favorite mudblood. Rated for coming chapters. Rape and violence so be warned, I don't write for children.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,905 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cold As Stone reviews
Originally published on Adult Fanfiction. The Malfoy family has secrets, a strain of madness, and a boy growing up with these difficulties and more to contend with. Rated for violence, be warned! I don't write for children!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,809 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Just A Little Pain reviews
In progress: rated now for language. Used the romance genre because there isn't one for just plain sex. Murphy has a taste for pain and is trying to find what will do it for him...
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,759 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007
The Hardest Thing reviews
After the death of Faramir, Eowyn remarries to a reluctant Legolas on the advice of Aragorn. The relationship is dysfunctional and bitterweet, please be aware that there is violence involved! This story is complete, please read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Eowyn, Legolas - Complete