Platinum Trickster
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Joined 08-17-11, id: 3171805, Profile Updated: 11-03-14
Author has written 14 stories for Mario, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Pan's Labyrinth/El laberinto del fauno, Misc. Comics, Pokémon, and Doctor Who.

Hi! I am PlatinumTrickster.

this is when i was in my hetalia phase from like three years to about one year ago and im sorry im so sorry foir the garbage i posted and i deleted most of these but im not upd8ing the list

anyways im keeping up the ones i thought were passable or hilarious (ie put that cookie down) and also son of the ace because that was the only fanfic i ever wrote that received fanart and it remains the longest story ive ever written because im garbage at commitments

in any case im not hard into hetalia anymore generally my area is homestuck which i write very little fanfiction of because i have way too high standards and i cannot seem to get the characters right so oh well

thanks for all the memories

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Discontinued/Deleted Stories: Pokétalia: Hero Version - Pokémon & Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Mudkip, America, England, and Japan, category: Adventure/Friendship, chapters: 3, set chapter: 15-30. Something I MAY actually come back to.

Historical Hetalia - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: N. Italy & America, category: Drama, chapters: 6, set chapters: indefinite, Status: Indefinite hiatus.

Put That Cookie Down! - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Austria & Hungary, category: Humor/Adventure, chapters: 1, set chapters: 10, at best. Status: Pure hiatus. This story's too awesome to be discontinued.

Academy Hetalia - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: France and England, category: Romance/Humor, chapters: 4, intended amount: hmmm... let's set the goal for 10. Status: Hiatus. Facing possible discontinuation.

Pen Enemies - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: TRNC and Sealand, category: Friendship/Humor, chapters: 4, intended amount: 10 or 15. Status: Indefinite hiatus. Facing possible discontinuation.

Candle Cove - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Sealand and N. Italy, category: Horror/Mystery, chapters: 6, intended chapters: around 15 or so. Status: Indefinite hiatus. Facing possible discontinuation.

The Son of the Ace - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Japan & Germany & Prussia, category: Romance/Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 20, set chapters: was going to be around 20 chapters... had I bothered to write an ending. Status: DISCONTINUED

The Queen of Hearts - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Japan and Germany, category: Drama/Tragedy, chapters: 0, set chapter amount: probably about 20-30. Status: SCRAPPED

It's Real? Second Edition - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: America, category: Humor/Friendship, chapters: 2, set amount: 15? Status: DISCONTINUED/Facing possible DELETION

The Rabbit Hole - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Japan and Germany, category: Romance/Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 3, Status: COMPLETED/DISCONTINUED (I tried to rewrite it. FAIL) and DELETED

Wreck-It-Talia - Hetalia: Axis Powers and Wreck-It-Ralph. characters: America, Japan, Germany, and Vanellope von Schweetz, category: Adventure/Friendship, chapters: 3, Status: DISCONTINUED/Facing possible DELETION

The Transfer Student - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Japan and Canada, category: Romance/Drama, chapters: 4, Status: DISCONTINUED

It's Real? First Edition - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Any, category: Humor/Adventure, chapters: 8. I didn't like having so many characters to jump back and forth from. Status: DISCONTINUED/Facing possible DELETION

The Journal of Xenophilius - Invader Zim, characters: Red and Purple, category: Sci-Fi/Supernatural, Chapters: 5. It was so terrible so I got rid of it. Status: COMPLETED/DELETED

Hetaden - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Sealand, category: Fantasy/Friendship, chapters: 1. Status: DISCONTINUED/DELETED

Devil Take the Hindmost - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Turkey and Greece, category: Fantasy/Drama, chapters: 1. Originally supposed to be a series but I realized that I hate Love Never Dies. The music is good, but I hate the play itself SO MUCH. I saw the DVD version of the play with my friend and I hate it. Status: DISCONTINUED/DELETED/Possibly facing restoration in case I do not have a copy of it on my computer.

Blackstar & Jewel - Warriors, characters: Blackstar, category: Adventure/Family, chapters: 4. I ran out of ideas and inspiration to write for Warrior Cats. Warriors actually p*es me off now. Status: DISCONTINUED/DELETED

A Mudblood Among Slytherins (or something like that) - Harry Potter, characters: no canon ones, category: Friendship/Fantasy probably, chapters: like 5 or 6. I took this story off the site and I no longer have a copy of it so I barely remember anything about this story. I'm pretty sure, but not absolutely sure that it was called A Mudblood Among Slytherins, I don't remember the category so I guessed, and the chapters were so short I didn't know how many I had. This was so terrible because I barely put effort in it at all so I deleted it from the site. Status: DISCONTINUED/DELETED

Completed stories:A Day Together - Hetalia, characters: America and China, category: Romance, chapters: 1

Indulgences Aren't All They're Cracked Up to Be - Hetalia, characters: OCs Mantua and Papal States, category: Romance/Friendship, chapters: 1

Set Up - Hetalia, characters; Hungary and Taiwan, category: Romance, chapters: 1

The Doctor is Real - Hetalia, characters: England and Scotland, category: Humor, chapters: 1

World is Mine - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Germany and N. Italy, category: Romance/Humor, chapters: 1

The Adoration of Kiku Honda - Hetalia: Axis Power, characters: France and Japan, category: Romance, chapters: 7

Hong Kong's Secret - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Hong Kong and China, category: Humor/Horror. Horror because.. well... Kristen Stewart., chapters: 1

A Very Creepypasta Sequel - Misc. Comics, characters: Slenderman and Jeff the Killer, category: Parody/Angst, chapters: 1

A Shocking Discovery - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: N. Italy and Mexico, category: Humor/Parody, chapters: 1

A Simple Misunderstanding - Pan's Labyrinth, characters: Ofelia/Moanna and the Pale Man, category: Fantasy/Humor, chapters: 1

Opposite Day - Mario, characters: Ludwig von Koopa and the Koopalings, category: Humor/Family, chapters: 1

Chess - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Prussia and Austria, category: Humor, chapters: 1

Stories I might (or will) write in the future: None.

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Truth and Lies by IllusionaryMagician reviews
Little!Japan and China. (A Family Story) After going against China's wishes and playing in the bamboo forest, Japan gets hurt. Not telling China, in fear of punishment for disobeying, Japan keeps it a secret. However, he will soon begin to learn that telling the truth is better than keeping a lie...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Japan, China - Complete
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 4148 - Favs: 5,794 - Follows: 2,532 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
A Very Creepypasta Wedding by Black Rose of Paris reviews
Slenderman is bitten by the lovebug, and a Las Vegas wedding ensues. Rated T for crackeriffic humor and mentions of buttsex. I claim the title of "Pioneer in Selnderjeff fiction" for this story.
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Complete
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The Son of the Ace reviews
Kiku Honda is the son of the Ace of Hearts. Though born the wrong gender, his parents are determined to raise him best he can so he can marry the king's son, as to follow tradition. Kiku, though keen on pleasing his parents, doesn't exactly always follow the path everyone wants him to take. Cardverse!Hetalia. Art by Niarra. Discontinued and not that good.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,991 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Germany, Japan, Prussia - Complete
Pokétalia: Hero Version reviews
Professor Cyprus of Chikyuu Town decides to send a Trainer out into the world to better understand Pokémon. Alfred Jones, the one person in town that seems to have no Pokémon of his own, decides to take this job himself. Alfred sets out to become Champion of the Himaruyan Region before his rival, Alice, does! However, the wide world hides many secrets and dangers. Dialogue heavy.
Crossover - Pokémon & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,875 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Mudkip/Mizugorou, America, England/Britain, Japan
Put That Cookie Down! reviews
Austria was having an excellent day when terrorists show up to kidnap Hungary and harness the countries "secret powers", whatever they may be. A man named Arnold Schwarz- er, Smith, a generic Arnold Schwarzenegger-type hero, smashes through a window and into Austria's life. He must teach Austria to fight his own battles so he can save the woman he loves! One-shot because I suck.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
Candle Cove reviews
Sealand has an argument with her older brother England, and is locked out of the house. After seeking nearby shelter in a shed, she dozes off. When she wakes up, she finds herself in a strange, dizzying world where the countries she knows and loves think they're pirates and believe her to be a girl named Janice. Fem!Sealand, based off of creepypasta Candle Cove. Indefinite hiatus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,602 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - England/Britain, Russia, Spain, Sealand
Indulgences Aren't All They're Cracked Up to Be reviews
The Papal States is travelling around the northern part of the Italian peninsula, selling indulgence slips to the city-states he was paying visits to. When he gets to his last stop, Mantua, he finds it hard to sell the slips to her. OCs, explanation of the characters inside. Very light Papal States/Mantua, OC/OC. Semi-historical.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Complete
The Doctor is Real reviews
England is invited over to Scotland's house. His boss forces him to go. What's worse? He has to miss the season finale of Doctor Who. Includes spoilers for 'The Angels Take Manhattan'.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/1/2012 - England/Britain, Scotland, 11th Doctor - Complete
Driven Mad reviews
Italy takes Germany and Japan for a ride. Heavy hints at Germany/Italy. Very cracky. Inspired by an inside joke. Don't ask.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Germany, N. Italy, Japan - Complete
Prince of Evil reviews
Ludwig von Koopa's life has been an interesting one, and this story will share it with you. This describes the life and times of the eldest son of the dreaded Bowser and heir to the Dark Land throne. You'll see his life as it truly is. Involves character death. Ending to be eventually rewritten.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,222 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Ludwig Von Koopa, Bowser - Complete
Hong Kong's Secret reviews
Hong Kong often disappears for weeks on end and China doesn't know why. Hong Kong isn't telling, either. However, after it gets out of control, China confronts him. What he finds out may change the way he looks at his younger brother forever. T for slight OOC-ness and crack. Or at least I think it counts as crack. I'm not sure.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Hong Kong, China - Complete
A Very Creepypasta Sequel reviews
Sequel to BlackRoseofParis's 'A Very Creepypasta Wedding'. A few years after Slenderman and Jeff are married, they are happy and with a son, Slendy Jeff. However, something completely changes their picture-perfect marraige forever. T for... T-ness.
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Complete
A Shocking Discovery reviews
Italy finds out a shocking secret one day when Mexico visits him. Unfortunately for him, it's related to that night... T for crackerific humor. Italy/Mexico. What would that pairing even be called? ItaMex...? Written for BlackRoseofParis.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/12/2012 - N. Italy, Mexico, Germany - Complete
A Simple Misunderstanding reviews
Remember when Ofelia met the Pale Man, that monster who tried to eat her? Well, what if it was all just a misunderstanding?
Pan's Labyrinth/El laberinto del fauno - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Complete
Chess reviews
Austria and Prussia playing chess? Only chaos could spawn from that.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Opposite Day reviews
Roy's being polite, Lemmy's a genius, Iggy's stupid, Larry's not bugging anyone, and Morton, Wendy, and Bowser are helping people! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Ludwig Von Koopa, Koopalings - Complete