A Gay Elephant Named JohnLock
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Joined 08-17-11, id: 3171805, Profile Updated: 03-07-14
Author has written 27 stories for Mario, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Pan's Labyrinth/El laberinto del fauno, Misc. Comics, Pokémon, and Doctor Who.

Hi! I am A Gay Elephant Named JohnLock, formerly Invader Fiction and A Gay Elephant Named Jonathan (Jon for short)

Attention: This account is now inactive. Whether this is permanent, I don't know, but I won't be posting anymore on this site. Not that anyone would care, my writing sucked so hard. I may post a thing or two on another writing site called Quotev, however. I'm PlatinumPsyducks there and the only thing I have up are two Pokemon fics. Check it out if you feel the need to.

But hey, while you're here, why not check out my Tumblr?

PlatinumTrickster

Yo yo, I also got a FictionPress account. I am John for Short and I ain't got jack up. I was going to but it didn't work out.

http://www.fictionpress.com/u/942896/

Favorite pairings- Pokémon:

Pandora'sBoxShipping (Saturn and Dawn)

ConjunctionShipping (Mars and Saturn... but only slightly.)

JovianShipping (Saturn and Jupiter)

Mars/Proton/Petrel

OlympicShipping (Proton and Petrel)

Human!Rotom/Young!Charon

Xerosic/Aliana (RedIsYourColorShipping we'll call it)

Xerosic/Lysandre/Aliana

Celosia/Bryony (what I like to call ShortShortShipping... hehe)

Teen!Charon/Clemont

Teen!Charon/Teen!Bonnie

Current obsessions- Pokemon

Favorite characters- Pokemon:

Colress, Clemont, Charon, Rotom, Bonnie, Cyrus, the Flare Scientists

Main focus (there may be up to two): Nothing. Son of the Ace is discontinued and Poketalia is on hiatus.

Current stories:

None.

Hiatus Stories: Pokétalia: Hero Version - Pokémon & Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Mudkip, America, England, and Japan, category: Adventure/Friendship, chapters: 3, set chapter: 15-30. Something I MAY actually come back to.

Historical Hetalia - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: N. Italy & America, category: Drama, chapters: 6, set chapters: indefinite, Status: Indefinite hiatus.

Put That Cookie Down! - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Austria & Hungary, category: Humor/Adventure, chapters: 1, set chapters: 10, at best. Status: Pure hiatus. This story's too awesome to be discontinued.

Academy Hetalia - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: France and England, category: Romance/Humor, chapters: 4, intended amount: hmmm... let's set the goal for 10. Status: Hiatus. Facing possible discontinuation.

Pen Enemies - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: TRNC and Sealand, category: Friendship/Humor, chapters: 4, intended amount: 10 or 15. Status: Indefinite hiatus. Facing possible discontinuation.

Candle Cove - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Sealand and N. Italy, category: Horror/Mystery, chapters: 6, intended chapters: around 15 or so. Status: Indefinite hiatus. Facing possible discontinuation.

Discontinued/Deleted Stories: The Son of the Ace - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Japan & Germany & Prussia, category: Romance/Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 20, set chapters: was going to be around 20 chapters... had I bothered to write an ending. Status: DISCONTINUED

The Queen of Hearts - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Japan and Germany, category: Drama/Tragedy, chapters: 0, set chapter amount: probably about 20-30. Status: SCRAPPED

Les Miserlock - Sherlock/ Les Miserables, characters: John W. and Sherlock H., category: Drama/Parody, status: SCRAPPED

It's Real? Second Edition - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: America, category: Humor/Friendship, chapters: 2, set amount: 15? Status: DISCONTINUED/Facing possible DELETION

The Rabbit Hole - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Japan and Germany, category: Romance/Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 3, Status: COMPLETED/DISCONTINUED (I tried to rewrite it. FAIL) and DELETED

Wreck-It-Talia - Hetalia: Axis Powers and Wreck-It-Ralph. characters: America, Japan, Germany, and Vanellope von Schweetz, category: Adventure/Friendship, chapters: 3, Status: DISCONTINUED/Facing possible DELETION

The Transfer Student - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Japan and Canada, category: Romance/Drama, chapters: 4, Status: DISCONTINUED

It's Real? First Edition - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Any, category: Humor/Adventure, chapters: 8. I didn't like having so many characters to jump back and forth from. Status: DISCONTINUED/Facing possible DELETION

The Journal of Xenophilius - Invader Zim, characters: Red and Purple, category: Sci-Fi/Supernatural, Chapters: 5. It was so terrible so I got rid of it. Status: COMPLETED/DELETED

Hetaden - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Sealand, category: Fantasy/Friendship, chapters: 1. Status: DISCONTINUED/DELETED

Devil Take the Hindmost - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Turkey and Greece, category: Fantasy/Drama, chapters: 1. Originally supposed to be a series but I realized that I hate Love Never Dies. The music is good, but I hate the play itself SO MUCH. I saw the DVD version of the play with my friend and I hate it. Status: DISCONTINUED/DELETED/Possibly facing restoration in case I do not have a copy of it on my computer.

Blackstar & Jewel - Warriors, characters: Blackstar, category: Adventure/Family, chapters: 4. I ran out of ideas and inspiration to write for Warrior Cats. Warriors actually p*es me off now. Status: DISCONTINUED/DELETED

A Mudblood Among Slytherins (or something like that) - Harry Potter, characters: no canon ones, category: Friendship/Fantasy probably, chapters: like 5 or 6. I took this story off the site and I no longer have a copy of it so I barely remember anything about this story. I'm pretty sure, but not absolutely sure that it was called A Mudblood Among Slytherins, I don't remember the category so I guessed, and the chapters were so short I didn't know how many I had. This was so terrible because I barely put effort in it at all so I deleted it from the site. Status: DISCONTINUED/DELETED

Completed stories: My Friend - Pokémon, characters: Charon and Rotom, category: Friendshipm chapters: 1

Best Friend - Sherlock, characters: Sherlock H. and John W., category: Romance/Humor, chapters: 1

A Day Together - Hetalia, characters: America and China, category: Romance, chapters: 1

Indulgences Aren't All They're Cracked Up to Be - Hetalia, characters: OCs Mantua and Papal States, category: Romance/Friendship, chapters: 1

Reset - Hetalia, characters: America and Japan, category: Romance/Tragedy, chapters: 1

One of Those Days - Hetalia, characters: Aizu and Mito, but they're not listed since they've only appeared once in the canon, category: Romance, chapters: 1

The Girl - Pokemon/Hetalia crossover. characters: Archie and Japan, category: Romance, chapters: 1

I Like You, I Love You - Hetalia, characters: Japan and Osaka, category: Romance, chapters: 1

Control - Hetalia, characters: Japan, category: Romance/Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 2

Set Up - Hetalia, characters; Hungary and Taiwan, category: Romance, chapters: 1

The Doctor is Real - Hetalia, characters: England and Scotland, category: Humor, chapters: 1

Prince of Evil - Mario, characters: Ludwig von Koopa and Bowser, category: Family/Drama, chapters 10. Possible epilogue coming soon?

Goodnight, Sweet Lady - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Ancient Greece and Ancient Egypt, category: Tragedy, chapters: 1

Scary Movie - Hetalia, characters: America and Japan, category: Romance, chapters: 1

World is Mine - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Germany and N. Italy, category: Romance/Humor, chapters: 1

Double - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Japan, category: Romance/Angst, chapters: 1

Giving Thanks, Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: N. Italy and Japan, category: Romance/Tragedy, chapters: 1

Surprise - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: America and England/Britain, category: Romance, chapters: 1

I'm Sorry, I Love You - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Japan and China, category: Romance/Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 1

The Adoration of Kiku Honda - Hetalia: Axis Power, characters: France and Japan, category: Romance, chapters: 7

A Brief History of Affection - Futurama, characters: Fry, P. and Leela, T., category: Romance/Sci-Fi, chapters: 1

Three Simple Words, So Hard to Say - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Turkey and Japan, category: Romance, chapters: 2. Originally known as "Confession".

Hong Kong's Secret - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Hong Kong and China, category: Humor/Horror. Horror because.. well... Kristen Stewart., chapters: 1

A Very Creepypasta Sequel - Misc. Comics, characters: Slenderman and Jeff the Killer, category: Parody/Angst, chapters: 1

Ruler of Evil - Superjail!/Vocaloid, characters: The Warden and Stingray, category: Poem/Parody, chapters: 1

A Shocking Discovery - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: N. Italy and Mexico, category: Humor/Parody, chapters: 1

A Simple Misunderstanding - Pan's Labyrinth, characters: Ofelia/Moanna and the Pale Man, category: Fantasy/Humor, chapters: 1

When the War is Over - Happy Tree Friends, characters: Flippy, category: Friendship, chapters: 1

Opposite Day - Mario, characters: Ludwig von Koopa and the Koopalings, category: Humor/Family, chapters: 1

From Strangers to Lovers - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Japan and Prussia, category: Romance/Drama, chapters 5 (originally 6 but I took down one because mom asked me to T.T)

Chess - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Prussia and Austria, category: Humor, chapters: 1

Stories I might (or will) write in the future: None.

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Born to be King by CosmicKitten89 reviews
Young genius Ludwig von Koopa has a brilliant childhood with his loving mother and crazy great-uncle in real world Vienna. However, when he is introduced to his father in Dark Land, he must come to terms with his heritage and learn many lessons that cannot be taught at university. Story cover courtesy of EdieMammon/Treacle Parcheesi
Mario - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,356 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Koopalings, Ludwig Von Koopa
Hetalia: Dear Fanfiction Writers by Valisco reviews
Not your ordinary Letter fanfiction & NOT interactive! The characters of Hetalia send letters to fanfiction writers. Usually about their feelings towards the cliches the fandom places in the stories of this archive, and or towards the fandom itself. Both positive and negative feelings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 4,471 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 7/25/2012
Alive and Well by Wanderingcourier reviews
Being gay is sort of crappy when you live in a rural town. Kiku is unfortunate enough to experience this first hand. Gilbert, among other things, isn't really helping. Prupan, hurt with eventual comfort. Updates on the first day of every month.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,243 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 11/7/2012 - [Japan, Prussia] China, Netherlands
Letters of Communication by Madame Scorpion reviews
Sadiq and Heracles are having there usual marriage communication problem, so they decided to write letters to each other instead. Rated T for language and various things .
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,343 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Turkey, Greece
Happiness is just around the corner by Chichita reviews
Arriving to college, Kiku is faced with crushes, rivalries, perverts and being label as the cute little student. Not to mention problems involving a British punk, a childhood friend reunion and don't forget the roommate! Why is everybody invading his personal bubble? Can he survive his stay and prevent himself from falling in love? Facebook-san I am not in a relationship! AllxKiku
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,305 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Japan
Waluigi's Bridal Boutique by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Waluigi runs a Bridal Boutique in Seaside Hill, and much to his joy, it's a huge success. Come on down and let Waluigi get you married! Waluigi's Bridal Boutique! Come spend your money here!
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Waluigi, Toadette, Petey Piranha - Complete
Painting the Roses Red by SakuraHawke reviews
I, Queen Honda Kiku of Hearts, narrated the story of my Tarts and my People while you did whatever little children do when they fall asleep in a field of flowers. All warnings are held within the first chapter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,251 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Japan
Random Hetalia jokes by Animedemon01 reviews
Some are dirtyish, nuff said.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Tulips by doitsuchick reviews
Japan hates solitude. He is forced into isolation by his boss, will a certain persistent European nation save him? Nedpan or Netherpan (Netherlands x Japan) T for romance and cursing, may go up. I didn't think there were enough NetherPan so I contributed :D I hope I can convert some of you.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Japan, Netherlands
Face You by timetoflo reviews
AU - Gilbert for once, was at loss for words. Trying to confess to someone is tough, but action speaks louder than words right?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Japan, Prussia - Complete
Hetalia Grade Cards! by dartboi reviews
Grade cards for your favorite countries and for the subjects that they took. I'll do any Country. Come check it out. You know you want too. *Under Construction!*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 15,209 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 11/2/2011 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano]
I need my John by Obviously I'm Sherlocked reviews
John went out shopping hours ago. Sherlock is starting to get worried, and even a little upset. will John come and comfort him?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Acceptance by Cee5 reviews
Sometimes the two people who are in love with each other don't see it, but everyone else around does. It's called skinny love. And to some, it takes acceptance. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Germania Mania! by ayumipants reviews
All the other countries, they be gettin' some play. But not Germania, never Germania. Welcome to GERMANIA MANIA, where Germania gets all the men and ladies in a series of one shots. And we mean ALL the men and ladies, even Canada. Rated T for cocaine.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,032 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Germania - Complete
The Candlelit Battle by RacRules reviews
LincolnxHetalia crossover. America is in terrible, aching pain one night of a Civil War battle. Luckily, he has his loyal, trustworthy president to comfort him-or at least try to. Oneshot.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Lincoln - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2013 - America - Complete
Safe by Gazlover12-Canada reviews
A young Kiku falls ill with a dreadful fever, only to be taken care of by his older brother. One-shot, brotherly ChinaxJapan, East Asia Family included.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/30/2013 - China, Japan - Complete
Reichenbach by Black Rose of Paris reviews
A gloomy poem about the events of "The Reichenbach Fall." WARNINGS: Spoilers for that episode, character death, suicide.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fandom Chaos by IrisTheFlower reviews
Hungary finds the website 'Fan fiction' when she just wanted to search for Yaoi. What happens when she shows it to all the other nations? Oh the embarrassment and hilarity that will ensue… Multiple pairings. Eventual romance. Rated T
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,662 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 1/22/2012
In Your Shoes by RGaffney reviews
When one of England's spell goes wrong, Prussia and Austria switch bodies. But can Prussia live the life of strict Austria while dealing with his emotions for his ex-girlfriend Hungary and can Austria deal with the carefree life of Prussia? PruXHun
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,063 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Prussia, Austria
If Team Galactic and I Had A Random Conversation by Haine-chan reviews
This is what happens when you give me a computer and some free time. A random conversation with lots of different topics including the four commanders of Team Galactic and Cyrus himself. Other characters will appear.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,246 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Saturn, Charon/Pluto - Complete
A Dream Come True by Warriorlass reviews
You are sent to the world of Hetalia during a storm! How will you return home, that is if you want to? This is a reward for my readers because I recently made it to 25,000 hits! THANKS GUYS! This more or less HetaliaXreader. I will be posting weekly. :D!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,098 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 1/24/2012
See From My View by Forestspirit of Thunderclan reviews
America and England a livly pair of Father/Son and Big Brother/Little Brother. I made this story in there old freindship. They are struggling with their old memories and their future now. I hope you like and don't cry to much. Rated T because I am paranoided. You can think of it as UKUS or USUK, I don't care. (In truth I think it as Brotherly Love.). ON HOLD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - England/Britain, America
Bad Touch Sugar Trio by MissLuckyStar reviews
What exactly where Taffyta, Rancis and Candlehead doing while Vanellope was learning how to drive? Takes place during the events of the movie while the protagonists are doing there own thing. Songfic and a fail summary.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Complete
Left Behind City by nothing-chan reviews
Kissing America was like watching a star collapse in on itself; a million rays of light spitting into the barren land around, like watching one million universes be created and one million more die, all vibrating at the same wavelength, a methodic movement colliding with the rhythm of his lips, like feeling everything all at once.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2013 - America, Japan - Complete
The Thompsons by TheCartoonFanatic01 reviews
AU. What if Homer and Marge weren't the parents of Bart, Lisa, and Maggie? With a workaholic father and an abusive mother who argue amongst one another, the children live a nightmarish home life. But when they move to Springfield, they find a new life at school, where they befriend Homer, one of the groundskeepers, and Marge, a second-grade schoolteacher. R&R! COMPLETE!
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,533 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Marge S., Lisa S. - Complete
That Which Can't Be Conveyed by One AM Haven reviews
There are some things that just can't be put into words. Or, Japan should just stop trying to explain his relationship with America. Especially when he can't get a word in edgewise. Oh well. Featuring perverted!Prussia, protective!China and a puppy-like America. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,493 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2013 - America, Japan, China, Prussia - Complete
Arthurs Projects by The Late Arthur Dent reviews
Some scraps were found of Arthur Weasley's note book on muggle devices - catch a glimpse of everyday items from the crazy wizards pov - one shots set when Ron is about 5 years old, very pre-hogwarts. read and review and i'll love you forever...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Arthur W., Ron W.
Meine Liebe by frukforever reviews
It has been ten years since Ludwig met Kiku. It has been five yeas since they started dating. It has been four months since Kiku died. /Past character-dead and a mention of suicide. Kind of angsty. GerPan needs more love
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Germany, Japan - Complete
Temptation by A-Sluggish-Memory
George Weasley has some very dark demons inside of him. Losing his twin brother was just something he couldn't handle. And now he is tempted to do something unthinkable, just to see his brother again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/14/2013 - George W., Arthur W. - Complete
Inner Demons by CyndraofShadowClan reviews
Something happens to where Italy loses all his friends and their trust. As they walk out, he feels himself drawing closer and closer to the breaking point, to his insanity.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,113 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 12/15/2011 - N. Italy, Germany
Truth and Lies by SoulEaterRomanceFan reviews
Little!Japan and China. (A Family Story) After going against China's wishes and playing in the bamboo forest, Japan gets hurt. Not telling China, in fear of punishment for disobeying, Japan keeps it a secret. However, he will soon begin to learn that telling the truth is better than keeping a lie...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Japan, China - Complete
Am I Awake Now? by Suboi Airi reviews
Am I...?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Japan, Germany - Complete
The Stupid Boy Crush by LarienGreenleaf1 reviews
Stan finds one last story that Wikileaks forgot to publish...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Something Damaged by Taisi reviews
In which Alfred stops eating, and Arthur's world falls apart. Human!AU, UKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 9/27/2012 - England/Britain, America
Nightmare Not Over by Suboi Airi reviews
Prequel to My Love, My Darling, Let's Play and is read along side Two Apart. The relationship between Kuro and Kiku before they came together in a good relationship. Short scenes of all the events untill after World War Two, told by Kiku. Japancest!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Japan - Complete
Prussia's Stereotype Song by FelixTheStrange reviews
I suggest you listen to The Stereotype Song by Your Favorite Martain before you read this. In which Prussia and Canada pull a prank. Established PruCan. I don't own Hetalia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
No Regrets, Right? by floopowderpower731 reviews
It's that time of year again, leaving awkward tensions between Arthur and Alfred. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,787 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - England/Britain, America
Love is painful between me and you by GilbirdOwnsYou reviews
England loves America, but can he tell his feelings early enough? Is love even possible with these two? USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - America, England/Britain
Daydream by PoisonLights reviews
Heracles has a daydream about Sadiq.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Greece, Turkey - Complete
Ask Big Brother by MDWOLFGIRL reviews
Ask your favorite hetalia guy whatever you want! Details inside! yes it's another ask a nation thing. Rating may go up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 61 - Words: 11,685 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - America, England/Britain
Afternoon Mirage by Chartreuse Fae reviews
The Eastern Empire should've never let his guard down anytime, anywhere. Pirate UKxImperial Japan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2012 - England/Britain, Japan - Complete
Hide and Seek by Anime-Portal13 reviews
When Korea wants to play a game of hide and seek, Japan accepts, because he wanted to spend some time with his least favourite sibling to make it up to him. Little did he know was that he was in for a whole new twist in the game of Hide and Seek. Horror one-shot, Snapped/Insane Korea and Japan At the end . T for implied murder.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Japan, South Korea - Complete
Premonition by TheImpasta reviews
Feliciano Vargas was the happiest man alive; he had his dream boy, his dream house, dream garden, the life he'd always wanted. But, when he gets terrible news his entire world crumbles, and his left facing things seemingly alone. Dead one day, alive the next, twists and turns. Soon enough he cant even remember whats real and whats not. Can you?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2012 - N. Italy, Germany
Scars by escritoria reviews
There's a reason Japan won't let anyone see him without a shirt on, not even his girlfriend America. Especially not her. Being a nation isn't always easy, and sometimes you can get hurt... Japanxfem!America fluffshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Japan, America - Complete
Sleepy Kiss by Romanostache reviews
Japan and Italy in an airplane. Fluffy one-shot for Artic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Japan, N. Italy - Complete
4:14 by MusicLuv101 reviews
4:14 always seems to come up at all the most important times in Germany and Italy's lives. Just a few scenes in Germany and Italy's relationship. Fluff, human names used, mpreg, rated T for mentions of certain activities and mild language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
America's ABCs! by Alfred and Mattie reviews
Woah, dude. God, I'm bored. Haha! I made this. It's awesome. Read it, fools.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Homecoming Changes by Nadja14 reviews
Germany was finally coming home. Italy was so excited! But Germany had changed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 3557 - Favs: 4,183 - Follows: 2,025 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
BARRELS! by livvykitty reviews
It all started when Sweden saw a couple of barrels... Drabble fic. Rated T for the F-bomb.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Sweden - Complete
Heartbeat by Peoplepersonsof DooM reviews
Loose lips sink ships. "I never needed you! I don't need you at all!" A series of song fics loosely connected, depicting the very turbulent relationship between America and Britain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,544 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - England/Britain, America
Morning by ARandomShadowInLife reviews
USUK. Arthur wakes up next to Alfred, who was still sleeping. After a few attempts to pull away from his boyfriend, he succeeded. Later, when Arthur's downstairs making a cup of tea, Alfred sneaks up behind him, thoroughly surprising the Brit.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/2/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Monster? by Aylin.Moon reviews
Ludwig is having a nightmare. Feliciano who sleeps in his bed, too - of course - tries to calm him down. A short GerIta one-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Fever by Gudrin reviews
After Japan ends up overworking himself to the point of having a fever, Greece tries to help him get better. Who knew fevers could make even Japan so affectionate?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Greece, Japan - Complete
Grotesque Romance by BeyondAnySanity reviews
Greece has always loved Japan but now Turkey has been getting in the way. He'll prove Japan belongs only to him. Based off the song Rotten Girl Grotesque Romance with lyrics inside. Character Death, blood, and Yaoi including Snapped!GreecexJapanxTurkey with implied GerIta. Old fic but please R&R anyway!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Greece, Japan - Complete
How you say my name by Teagan York reviews
Kiku Honda is crying under a sakura. Arthur Kirkand appears. Not sure where to go with this but its Asakuki
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Japan, England/Britain
Because I Love You by CJ.Ruru reviews
"Why are you here? After everything I said to you… I even hit you… why haven't you left? Or h-hit me back…?" "It's because I do love you." England gets drunk after a bad fight with America. When America comes back to apologize, it's not as easy as he thought. Rated T for slight language and violence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Published: 7/29/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Lonely by Resluver1912 reviews
Feliciano was alone. Everyone had left him. Kiku was ashamed, Ludwig was busy, Lovino hated him. No one cared about him, so what's keeping him here? He only has The Lonely for company. Warning: Character death, suicide, etc. Much better than what summary shows
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - N. Italy - Complete
I'm a Grape Juice Vampire! by WayvernsCavort reviews
Oh dear...England's drunk yet again...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Sweet and Bitter Memories Of Us by mikuhatsunestar reviews
Taking a look through China's memories of being with Japan! Rated T because their will be mild violence and cursing in future chapters. Enjoy !
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/21/2012 - China, Japan
Doujins by Gudrin reviews
This is what happens when your friend finds all the doujins that you created with him and yourself. Or, at least it is what happened to Japan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Greece, Japan - Complete
BlackOut! by I am more awesome than Prussia reviews
Prupan! Black out... 3 days alone with... PRUSSIA AND JAPAN! what will happen...? kesesese
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Japan, Prussia
Incubo by ColonelSexypants reviews
Italy wakes Germany up with a nightmare. This one is different; it has him in tears, sobbing and clinging to Germany's waist for dear life. When Germany coaxes Italy to tell him about it, he finds out more than he anticipated, and it will change those cozy, warm nights with Italy curled up sleeping next to him forever. Title means 'nightmare' in Italian. Rated for mild GerIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/20/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Akumu to Kioku: HetaOni by HitodeDaikazoku reviews
After breaking a clock, Japan receives a vision that was a memory of his- but so wrong. During his nightmare, he realizes something he had denied for too long, but is it too late? Rated T for slight yaoi, inferred character death, and a little bit of language. First Hetalia fanfic!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Japan, Prussia - Complete
Üzgünüm by Invader Tay reviews
It means I'm Sorry, but does a five hundred year old apology count? One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Hungary, Turkey - Complete
A Tea Party Hetalia Style by LittleBunnyFooFooMUST-DIE reviews
Italy and Japan have a tea party...at Austria's house. Drabbly oneshot. Hopefully Cute and fluffy ItaPan. Contains some crossdresing that barely even counts. This is not GerIta. Even though I do ship that pairing...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/15/2012 - N. Italy, Japan - Complete
Flowers by Aloof-Star24 reviews
Cornflowers are Ludwig's favorite. - Pointless GerIta fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Visible by Oilux reviews
In one meeting, Canada was visible. Yet maybe being visible to everyone wasn't as great as he thought it would be.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Canada - Complete
Better to Have Loved and Lost by tearsofbreakingglass
Austria, while sitting around his house, notices something outside that causes him distress.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Austria - Complete
Okaa-san by Aloof-Star24 reviews
Once there was a strange woman named China who took me in and raised me as her little brother. I, however, always saw her as my mother. She had done everything for me, so it was only fair that I do something for her in return. - A Mother's Day tribute.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Japan, China - Complete
Greece Lightning by Punk Rock Kitsune reviews
It was just another lazy day with Greece and Japan until Turkey shows up. Greece doesn't take too kindly to that. In order to settle their dispute, Turkey challenges Greece, the winner spending the entire day with Japan. Let's just say Japan has never seen someone so lazy run so fast... GiriPan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Japan, Greece - Complete
Aftermath of the Hymn by A. Zap reviews
Short sequel to "An Independence Hymn." The morning after, America thinks about what happened on his birthday. Turns out he didn't need anyone to show him the truth. Done because of requests.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
What Happens At Germany's House by VitalRegionsSeizer reviews
This is just a collection of short stories about what happens in the German Household.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,127 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Germany, Prussia
Goodbye, Brother by hetaliagirly reviews
Was this it? Being killed by my own brother? This is a South Korea and a North Korea fanfiction.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - South Korea
All Dramatics by Circlique reviews
Korea invites America over for a K-Drama marathon, but America ends up getting more than he bargained for. Drabble.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2012 - America, South Korea - Complete
Love and War by Scarlet Hanson reviews
A request from Me1anch0lich0lic. In the midst of WW2, Luise and Japan find themselves struggling to maintain their armies and their affair. Nyo!Germany/Japan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Germany, Japan - Complete
Simplicity Itself by animeloveramy reviews
England loves America. America loves England. Both are too stubborn to admit it to anyone but themselves and their begrudging confidents. So, said confidants decided to take matters into their own hands. Human names and country names used. UK/US. For the Hetalia romance story writing contest round two.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Speak Now by stutteringrobot reviews
two-shot/song fic ; Kyle couldn't help it. They did say speak now.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Fool That I Am by Laerkstrein
How wrong he'd been to leave.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Amon - Complete
Fast car by xXxSconesxXx reviews
We have to make a decision. Leave tonight, or live and die this way. USUK romance, Human AU, late teen, early aduthood. Rating T
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/23/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Listen to your heart, Stupid by Waveripple of Team Sunrise reviews
"Well, Iggy, do you love me or not?" One-shot, USUK don't like, don't read. First posted Hetalia fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Our Rights by Hetaliadict reviews
Some countries just don't support homosexuality. Like America. So when he becomes very cruel towards homosexuals, some of the countries leave and announce unexpected things, along with some countries no one saw coming.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,886 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Germany, N. Italy
Randomest Story EVER! by livvykitty reviews
OMG! This is a random story I was inspired to write! What insanity awaits you as you see a more-random-than-normal World Metting? R&R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Complete
Not Again! by livvykitty reviews
WHO THE HECK LET ROMANO NEAR NETHERLANDS AGAIN? D:
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, America - Complete
Never Give an Authoress Sugar by livvykitty reviews
The result: A crack fic where THE WORLD ENDS! ! ! Not. Or does it? COMPLETE CRACK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Like Romeo and Juliet by livvykitty reviews
Gauken AU. Arthur has finally found someone. Will that some one like him back? Or will people suceed in getting in the way?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Insanity! by livvykitty reviews
The nations have been randomly put into parodies of Film Cow shorts! Oh noes! Might continue if requested to.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Complete
In Which The Fourth Wall Dies by livvykitty reviews
America shouldn't have met the Fourth Wall... CRACK! SO MUSCH RANDOM! Flames are welcome, not encouraged. PLEASE READ!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - America - Complete
iPod by rexlover180 reviews
England finds an iPod after a world meeting and soon finds out it's America's. He finds an interesting playlist on it that attracts his attention. Is it all about him? USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/21/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Hold Me Close by Meghan486 reviews
Stan needs his boyfriend Kyle to be there for him. Even when times are tough, Kyle tries his hardest to prove his love. Stan/Kyle ONE-SHOT.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
A Very Creepypasta Wedding by Black Rose of Paris reviews
Slenderman is bitten by the lovebug, and a Las Vegas wedding ensues. Rated T for crackeriffic humor and mentions of buttsex. I claim the title of "Pioneer in Selnderjeff fiction" for this story.
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Complete
Braces Worthy of a Hero by Lone Canadian reviews
He couldn't show his face to the other nations, especially his teeth. The laughing, teasing, and insults would be too much. He had never heard of a Hero with….braces. Somehow, some PrussiaxAmerica and UsUk Don't know how it even happened
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Hugs and Kisses by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
America and England lay in bed and snuggle.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
IZ Questionaire of Doom! by xXyumpancakesXx reviews
Ask the characters of Invader Zim questions! Or give them dares, whichever you prefer. Let your imagination hit you! Promised hilarity!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 222,034 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/22/2011
Masterpiece by Henrietta R. Hippo reviews
Japan wants nothing more than to follow his heart and tell Greece how he feels, but he can't handle the prospect of being turned down. After all why would a stunning masterpiece like Greece ever feel the same way? Greece/Japan oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Greece, Japan - Complete
30 Things America Is by Eilwynn reviews
Just some scattered thoughts on what lies beneath a country - some more self evident than others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - America - Complete
Hetalia HDI by lawlietlivesforever reviews
What happens when the characters of Hetalia find out the ranking of their countries? Oneshot. Came up with it in geography class. Enjoy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Complete
Pressure by southparkgirl101 reviews
Kyle finds himself sleeping on a blowup mattress in Stan's room, and starts to feel more comfortable as Stan starts to see what his true feelings are for his best friend. STYLE!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
False Alarm by TribalGirl reviews
My continuation of the strip where Italy bursts in on Germany in the shower and asks him to say "I love you," and then Japan walks in. Slight GerIta. Written from Japan's point of view, just a quick drabble I wrote when bored.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Complete
A Letter by Torako-chan reviews
Spain is eating breakfast when Romano spontaneously gives him a letter. Spamano, Human names are used. Rated T for Romano's cursing problem.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Patriot Experiment by combativeAdjutor reviews
When Alfred F. Jones, a teenager, died of a terminal disease, his body was donated to a scientific research group working on a study called "The Patriot Experiment". No one expected him to wake up 5 days later, or did they? USUK and other pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,350 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 6/29/2011 - America, England/Britain
Colors by Oilux reviews
My entries for Helitalia on DA. Ch3: Germany and Prussia hang out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Complete
Fire Alarm by KokoLolo reviews
America, France, England and Canada are rooming together in a hotel after a long World Meeting. A fire alarm was the last thing they expected that night...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Summer Romance by RedEyedWarrior reviews
The sun is shining on Happy Tree Beach, but Flaky is alone in her tent. Giggles enters to come out of the closet to Flaky. What happens next?
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2012 - [Flaky, Giggles] - Complete
A Hot SummerWake Up Call? by June-Malatesta reviews
Turkey enjoys a completely Greece-free day. His contentment is short lived, however, when he finds a certain someone invading his bed! Fem!GreecexTurk OneShot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Greece, Turkey - Complete
I Bet the Cats Didn't Care by LuckyRosepetal reviews
Turkey receives an "emergency" call from Greece. Hint: It was NOT an emergency. Greece just wanted someone to go shopping with. Turkey was not amused. It gets worse. Well, for Turkey at least. Greece had a great time. Greece/Turkey. Can be seen as either romantic or platonic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Greece, Turkey - Complete
160 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
160 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not refer to Hagrid as the BFG, even if I think he secretly likes it,' and 'I will not pay Peeves to rewrite the school song.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,306 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Fred W., George W.
Special Relationship by xscreenwriterx reviews
2p!Usuk. They had a different lifestyle. No one understood them. A love so deadly and dangerous. It fit them perfectly.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/19/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
One month left by Blue Blood Beauty reviews
Feliciano has one month left to live, and he and Ludwig try and make the best of it. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Your Beautiful Eyes by Englandaru reviews
America and England have a staring contest! Let's see who wins... *WARNING: slight boyxboy, rated T to be safe, Hetalia is not mine! Drabble Fic*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
PandaShaped by doujinshininjah reviews
While being content with his adorable lover, Russia notices something that he hasn't noticed before...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2012 - China, Russia - Complete
TurkeyxJapan: Healing by XionEthereal reviews
Japan is in the hospital, when he gets an unexpected visitor. Turpan. TurkeyxJapan. R R if you'd like to. c:
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Japan, Turkey - Complete
Arrow by Comatose Overdose reviews
As Rome lays dying, run through by Germania's sword, He reminisces over how they met. RomeXGermania. Human names used. T for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Ancient Rome, Germania - Complete
14 Ways to Say by YuugisGirl reviews
England is tired of sitting back and waiting for the oblivious America to notice him. Operation British Seduction is a-Go! UKUS/USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,099 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - England/Britain, America
Dance With Me by Iggyloid reviews
England really didn't expect any of this. What a Happy Birthday it turned out to be. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Unwittingly and Infallibly by Azurala reviews
Heracles came to the realization right then that, no matter how hard he tried, he would fall unwittingly and infallibly in love with Sadiq.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Greece, Turkey - Complete
An Arguement by Loz960 reviews
Alfred annoys Arthur, which leads to an emotional confrontation in the corridor. No Smut XD Rated T for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
On Nightmares and Those Who Have Them by 35711 reviews
In which Alfred has a nightmare and wants to sleep next to Kiku. Kiku, of course, makes excuses. Lighthearted and humorous hurt/comfort. Ameripan, with one or two mentions of FrUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/11/2012 - America, Japan - Complete
Dinner Party by cosmo17 reviews
Sealand wants to hang out with Latvia at Russia's house, but the scary Russian is hosting a G8 dinner party! What will happen? A bit of SeaLat fluff, one-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Latvia, Sealand - Complete
Dearly Beloved by Witty Teacup reviews
AU. Alfred and Arthur are best friends. There was never an Alfred without his Arthur, until a feeling occurred that neither of them expected.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
He Who Conquers by Alaska McCoy reviews
Things start changing really fast when Italy conquers Egypt. But Germany's not sure if he likes this new Italy? GermanyxItaly
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Downfall by Scarabsi reviews
Germany wants to know why Italy is friends with him. Italy has various ways of answering. GerIta Warning: slight war themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Questionable Content Turkey by QueenKit reviews
Eavesdropping can be hazardous to your help, as Heracles discovers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Greece, Turkey - Complete
The Butler by Mesmerize Bulls reviews
Young heir Alfred F. Jones' hedonistic way of life was threatened by the arrival of a traditional British butler in his household. Of course resentment quickly turned into infatuation when he found out that his new butler was drop dead gorgeous. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,404 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - America, England/Britain
Gentle Moment by Warriorlass reviews
Here's a short one shot yaoi, this was a request asked for by MDWOLFGIRL, so I was just doing dishes when I came up with this. Why is it always when i'm doing dishes or sleeping? Whateves. PrussiaXJapan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Prussia, Japan - Complete
Dare To Love by HetaGirl reviews
It all started with a stupid dare. All Alfred had to do was ask him the new British kid on a date. What he hadn't expected was himself want to hang with him more than that, and how much he enjoyed the Brit's company. Was Alfred falling for Arthur?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,366 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Compl'tely wrong by takitaka reviews
Poland and Turkey have a deep and tipsy discussion about religious matters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Poland, Turkey - Complete
Confussed Hearts by Wolfen Artist of HetaStuck reviews
Ivan has been feeling odd around Yao lately. After Elizavetta gives him some advice he heads to Yao's place to talk. How will this end? How will Natalia react and who will end up hurt? Human names used, huge inudendos and of course IvanxYao cuteness enjE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,190 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Russia, China - Complete
I am the Masked Türkiye Cumhuriyeti by Spice in the Coffee
A final message from The Republic of Turkey to someone in particular.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Turkey
Scattered White Cherry Blossoms by ILoveAliceKirkland23 reviews
Sakura is walking around some German festival. She runs into Gilbert, her crush, there. They go to a pub and get drunk. What will this night turn into?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Japan, Prussia - Complete
The Void by Lycoris1305 reviews
Yong Soo has always been pushed aside by Yao, and yet his feelings remain unchanged.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2012 - South Korea, China - Complete
Dearly Beloved by Nakura-kun reviews
Cute, short story about Feliciano trying to declare his love to his friend, Ludwig. I'm not good at summarys... Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Sisterly Love by koder reviews
Vietnam wishes Taiwan held more than a sisterly love for her.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Vietnam, Taiwan - Complete
Only You by advidartist reviews
It was all a mistake. He was a mistake. Secrets are kept, lies are told, and hearts are broken in the aftermath of a single night of passion. PruHun slight AusHun. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,023 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Shreds of Modesty by The Alleycat Ulan reviews
All Austria wanted to do was go shopping, but then Germany just had to go and insist he take Prussia with him. Damn Germany and his strategically placed study room. oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
In Which Turkey's EU Accession by Emma CS Me reviews
...is a matter of great debate. Mostly because of the kitten ears and the handcuffs.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Turkey - Complete
Blood in the Shadows by FireCacodemon reviews
Japan has a very dark side that only seems to appear during wars. Hungary tries to see what happens to the Japanese man during war. Human names used. -ONE-SHOT- Rated T to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,365 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Japan, Hungary - Complete
APH Over the hill by UnifiedNations reviews
Germany wakes up to Italy in his bed... again. But this time Italy seems a little different. Is it really a good idea to go on a new training route today?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Final Solution by KaoticWhim reviews
A fill for the tumblr hetalia kink meme. Prussia and Japan are currently in a relationship, and Germany needs to break them up, if only for his own sanity. A bunch of crack. Please enjoy. XD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Japan, Prussia
My Noise by Miyuki-ice-fox reviews
Short dabble based on the Hetalia pairing generator. Possessive!Japan, Uke!Prussia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Japan, Prussia - Complete
It's a Girl Thing by Henrietta R. Hippo reviews
Italy makes a deal with England and has one week as a woman to win Germany's heart, but how will Germany react when Italy's week is up and he learns the truth? Can Germany learn to see past the gender of his true love? Fem Italy/Germany
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,925 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Golden Rule by Kimidori-chan reviews
Roderich Edelstein is a perfect young boy. Well raised, well spoken, well mannered, everything a proper aristocrat should be. Perhaps his parents will curse the day they sent him to a public school...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Austria
Little Kitten by ladyknights104 reviews
Lately Japan hasnt beem feeling good, but he's not sick. Greece offers to take care of him but it takes onee-chan with the help of America to figure out what's wrong with him. mpreg
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Greece, Japan - Complete
Gemini by BurningtoAshes reviews
When Lovino asked his brother to switch places with him, he wasn't expecting to have to deal with a perverted frog, an idiot Spaniard, and an unstable albino. For Feliciano, however, his blond roommate is just an added perk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 72,306 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
25 Dates of Christmas by xSuperxNinjaxBunnyx reviews
After dating for five years, Alfred wants this holiday season to be special. WARNING: Contains major fluff. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,674 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - America, England/Britain
A Night to Remember by Weiner weenie guy thing reviews
Based on an RP between me and my friend. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Meeting by theboywiththebread reviews
China was more than prepared for the meeting, but he wasn't prepared for this peculiar feeling concerning Russia — and he had no idea what do to about it. Oneshot. Russia/China.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2012 - [China, Russia] - Complete
Time Machine by Inclinant reviews
As long as I can be by your side, I'm sure the future will be even more beautiful than the past we had. China x Japan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/1/2012 - China, Japan - Complete
The Loneliness That Dawned Upon A World by nordicunicorn reviews
Insanity and loneliness go hand in hand. This is obvious in a post-apocalyptic world where even the starlight have betrayed the skies and men have turned back to beasts. In the end, is living worth more than sanity? Critique is appreciated, as always!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,147 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Prussia, Germany
40PercentChanceOfRain,100PercentChanceOfRandomness by seabelangermly reviews
Italy wakes up and his brother Romano is missing. He goes on a crazy adventure to Germany's. MAJOR CRACK Sequel will be coming probably?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/28/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Curses! by Optimistically-Hopeless reviews
When England has had the last straw, he decides to put a curse on America to teach him a lesson. But he quickly discovers that his curse has only made things between them much more interesting. Rated T for some language and yaoi. :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,826 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 11/5/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Gift by silvers-edge reviews
Turkey is forced to participate in a Secret Santa gift exchange with the rest of the Nations and gets something for Greece that he really wants. What will Greece think when he finds out who his Secret Santa is? Gift fic for my Greece.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Turkey, Greece - Complete
I'll be home for Christmas by Alice 'Italy' Morgans reviews
Christmas is coming up fast, and Germany's been drafted into the army! Romano is prepared to do anything to make his brother happy, including taking a crazy trip to the Middle East and getting Ludwig back! *GerIta, Spamano, ItaXEveryone if you squint*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 12,659 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 11/30/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Germany - Complete
Cammina Con Me by HipsterMustache reviews
HIATUS TEMPORARILY . BEING REWRITTEN.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,116 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Staying with Spain by Shinzu-Shinzoku reviews
With his parents at the hospital, Ankara has to stay with Spain and Romano with his brother TRNC. Something tells us that things are going to go horribly wrong.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 12/17/2011 - TRNC, Spain
One Times Two is Two by Sky the wolfdog9 reviews
Ah Japan, we love you and your tacky inventions, but now we have to deal with two Englands because of that...USUK FrUK UKUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,043 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 12/3/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by ImagineSerenity reviews
Alfred meets Arthur, a young man from England. He is immediately attached to him and would love to have a nice, flourishing relationship with him. However, there is just one problem. Arthur won't stop dying.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,880 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 11/26/2011 - America, England/Britain
Strong by Emma CS Me reviews
"TRNC practically screeches when Turkey lowers him back into the crib. The noise occupies his mind, he gets to think this isn't fair you brat I didn't ask for you; I didn't." TRNC doesn't come from where you'd think. WARNINGS for rape and mpreg.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,875 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Turkey, TRNC - Complete
Even Awesome Can Fall In Love by Lily Canvas reviews
When Hungary starts spending too much time with Austria, Prussia begins to get jealous. But...why? He couldn't possibly be falling in love with Austria? Austria is also keeping a secret. One that he wants no-one to know about. No-one.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,911 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Austria, Prussia
The End of The Line by SeraphicUrbi reviews
After the end of WWII, Prussia is declared to be no more. Sucky summary is sucky
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Prussia - Complete
Italians, Eggs and Evil, Evil Englishmen by Evil Kitten1 reviews
This is a cracktastic fanfic that you'll either love or hate... Italy announces that he's pregnant, but in an anatomically impossible way... and we all know who the father is! X3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
A Concert for Two by Road of Ruin reviews
Human AU oneshot. It was music that brought them together even when Gilbert had tried so hard to rip them apart. The story of two musicians and the music they created together even when they parted. Main: onesided PruAus; PruCan, AusHun
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,993 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
ItaPan: Insanity by AshAngel899 reviews
Italy goes insane and tries to kill Japan, who loves him. Rated T for violence and stuffs. Italy x Japan Hetalia fanfic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Japan, N. Italy - Complete
Hetalia Mini's by Jinxing The World reviews
Some short little Hetalia Drabbles of mine. Not all of them will be Germany X Italy, some will be funny, others romantic, and a couple tragic. Please read and enjoy! Warning Yaoi! It's T because I'm paranoid...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Schwanengesang by ThisCouldTheoreticallyBeSparta reviews
But now he knows he will die, as he gazes into the thick white flurry. And he lets his mind wander, wander far, far away to happier times. And he wonders, and regrets.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Leave the Bourbon on the Shelf by PRAUS reviews
Why are three words so hard to say? One-shot. AU, human names used. Prussia/Hungary
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Awesome Adventure of Awesome Prussia by abandon.me297 reviews
Prussia goes on an awesome adventure. Yaoi warning. Nothing too serious, just France bein' France again. Also, it's very cracked up and doesn't make much sense, but enjoi anyway, it was very fun to write. My sister also helped.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Prussia - Complete
Stalker by Lucky-Angel135 reviews
Russia has been stalking China for centuries, and although China is used to the horrible injuries resulting from his "love," finally it's enough and China says a few choice words to his admirer. But when Russia apparently gives up, why is China so hurt?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,486 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Russia, China - Complete
Nazi by maymayt reviews
Germany has a bad feeling and goes looking for Italy. summary sucks but it's my first Hetalia fanfic so :P I dont own Hetalia. Rated T for violance
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Hetalia Chatroom by seabelangermly reviews
This is where everyone goes now. It's much easier than going to meetings all the time. :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
The Maid Effect by Tari Sirfalas reviews
When Hungary gives Italy an old maid outfit from the past, Germany starts to regain memories of his childhood whenever he wears it. As the pieces of his memory come together, so do their feelings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,236 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 10/14/2011 - [N. Italy, Germany]
Italy's Special Surprise by Himuro Miharu reviews
Italy has more than one surprise for Germany when he gets back from the doctor CRACK FIC!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
One Body, Two Minds by Katie1506 reviews
After England destroys Germany's only cooking pot, he helps Italy find a new one in the attic and finds a mysterous box. Inside this box is something from his past that Prussia has kept for over two hundred years. GermanyxItaly
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Snow by bipping reviews
Gilbert hates snow. Gilbert hates Christmas. Gilbert hates a lot of things. But the thing he hates most is the perfect Austrian boy, his beautiful Hungarian girlfriend and the awesome albino; the albino who is the reason that he and the Austrian boy are no longer together.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,730 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
nothing by justkissmeidiot reviews
i am nothing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Prussia - Complete
Invasion of Moose by xXyumpancakesXx reviews
America finds that Maine is filled with Canada's moose and decides to do something about it. Oh, America... *Shakes head*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
The Life of a Fanfiction Writer by Meli-Loves-Haters reviews
How us fanfiction writers do our thing. Well, me at least. I don't know about you guys…
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
A Kiss To Remember by MidnightSakuraBlossom and SYD reviews
"W-why did you kiss me?" "We were under the Mistletoe of course !" In which Holy Rome and Italy get caught under a devious Mistletoe and history repeats itself with an unexpected person years later... HRExChibitalia, GermanyxItaly one-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Complete
I Wish That by Strawberriez-And-Sunshine reviews
Austria reflects on what Prussia says and does. Summary sucks. Dedicated to Prusscious!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
I Loved Him First by Inai Serdtse reviews
Arthur doesn't want to lose the only thing he's ever had. Will Alfred stay by his side or leave?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
BMW by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
Oneshot. This is what happens when you try to rent a BMW in California.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2011 - China, Russia - Complete
Ich werde hier für sie, meine liebe by Mizuki06 reviews
He got into a fight...and the only place he could go to after got hurt is to 'him' ... Enjoy! From angst-like to fluff, typical mood swings of mine :P Title:I will be here for you, my love...well it's the middle of the night I can't think of anything els
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
Parade Mishaps by Yamiyo.Darknight reviews
England reluctantly agrees to spend Thanksgiving with America this year, and there ends up being a few misunderstandings...Fluff ensues. WARNING: MAJOR FLUFF, No smut. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/25/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Romantic Night with Austria by CosmicKitten89 reviews
A fluffy yet richly detailed AusHun fic about how Austria won Hungary's heart on that perfect first date. Hungary's POV. Rated T to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Austria, Hungary
Austria Annexes Dark Land by CosmicKitten89 reviews
When Ludwig von Koopa visits his mother in Austria, she decides that, after spending so much time with Bowser, that he needs to be straightened out - and who better to do that than Roderich Edelstein!
Crossover - Mario & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,480 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Ludwig Von Koopa, Austria
Things Change by SternEinFeuer reviews
They'd been playing this game for a while now, this game of the heart. But, neither one had realized it. Their long history of fighting and wars blinded them to the truth. PruAus, fluff. Hope you enjoy it!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Mistakes by bipping reviews
"But a mistake was made. It will never be undone. I will regret it until my dying day. Just as I will regret never telling you that I...that I loved you." PrusAus oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
ItaPan: Euthanasia by AshAngel899 reviews
Japan is captured by America and Russia, who have allied for unknown reasons. It seems that Kiku only has one hope, which is Italy. WARNING: Shounen-Ai, violence, torture, and other dark stuffs.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Japan, N. Italy - Complete
Betrayal Jerky by Black Rose of Paris reviews
Light needs a way to apologize for killing L. Will the detective forgive him?
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete
A Drink Too Many And An Evil Smile by combativeAdjutor reviews
After suffering a bad breakup with Austria, Prussia wakes up to find a certain Russian in his room. Yaoi: PrussiaXRussia, past PrusAus and past RusAmer, mentions GerIta, Spamano, FranceXSeychelles, AustriaXHungary, DenNor, and USUK. No longer a one-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,297 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Prussia, Russia
Firework Stars by lunaveea reviews
Kiku doesn't like public displays of affection, but he figures that he could make an exception for Arthur this time. asakiku fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Published: 10/7/2011 - England/Britain, Japan - Complete
Spain in Weeabooville by ayumipants reviews
TODAY, A GREAT TRAGEDY HAS BEFALLEN OUR COMMUNITY. WEEABOO STORIES IS NO MORE! IN HONOUR OF SWEET WEEBISM WE HAVE DRANK OURSELVES SILLY AND WROTE SOME CRACK! ENTER A WORLD WHERE ROMANO IS 11! SPAIN LOVES ANIMU! AND JAPAN IS STILL ASIAN! SO GOOD!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Smiling Savior by Stormjade reviews
Taiwan's walk on the beach turns deadly. Guess who comes to save her from the sea's evil grasp? Korea X Taiwan, a oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2011 - [South Korea, Taiwan] - Complete
Coming Out by ilurrrverussia reviews
If you don't like yaoi look away now! Austria holds a meeting and discovers a few surprises... AustriaxPrussia, GreecexJapan, USxUK, ItalyxGermany, RussiaxChina, smidge of Franada, and a sprinkle of Spamamo!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
See by sithmarauder reviews
It was obvious. Or at least it would have been, had anyone bothered to look. Prussia/Austria, PruAus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Pasta Kisses by WolftenDragon reviews
Ever since he returned home from the hospital, Japan has felt weird feelings begin to mount between him and Italy, though he tries to put a wall up to hide them. Italy breaks that wall when he offers Japan some of his gourmet pasta. *ItaPan* *mild yaoi* *country names used*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2011 - N. Italy, Japan - Complete
Tell Me a Story, Egypt by ShinigamiNyx
Little TRNC asks Egypt to tell him an interesting story. Rated T for hints of more adult material. Turkey x Egypt implied.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Egypt, TRNC - Complete
A Thousand Paper Cranes by katamari-jedi reviews
Osaka remembers the girl who folded origami cranes and their message to the world. Dedicated to the memory of Sadako Sasaki and to all the children of Hiroshima who suffered the effects of the bombing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Osaka, Japan - Complete
Oh no, what will happen? by lilsandstorm reviews
England and America go to McDonalds. France appears. The best USUK story ever. This is a joke poking fun at some of the fanfics out there.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Through It Together by Kirsparks reviews
Zim is upset that the Tallest don't acknowledge him as one of the others, and Flippy is depressed because of his war problem. What will happen when these two brilliant characters unite? Rated T for bloody scenes. .
Crossover - Invader Zim & Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Zim, Flippy
Melodies of the Sun by Red-Sushi reviews
One day, during his stalking... I mean, observing of Roderich, things turn from strange to weirder as the sun sets upon the hills and lake of Roderich's home and Gilbert spends the night searching for the brunette aristocrat to confess to him... R&R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
How the Cast of Spongebob Squarepants Die by Free Cake reviews
Watch as the SBSP characters die in the most hilarious ways! Everyone has to go, and it'll be funnier as the die. Final Chapter Added.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
Ocean Resort by Lily Canvas reviews
America has organised a vacation for some of the countries, as he thinks they need a time off. But what will this have in stall for them? France/England, Russia/China, Germany/Italy, America/Japan. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,664 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - England/Britain, France
By Their Proper Names by webbedfeet reviews
Gilbert fully expects to die after the Wall fell and spends his time pestering the one person who hates him consistently : Roderich. But then he doesn't die. Why? Prussia/Austria, appearances by Germany, Hungary, and footnotes. De-anon from a meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,983 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Grecian Pillow by Rose Fortress reviews
After taking hold of Greece's hand to comfort him during a nightmare, Japan decides that he can't let go of his hand just yet. The solution? Lie down next to Greece and use him as an impromptu pillow, of course! Greece/Japan aka Giripan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Greece, Japan - Complete
Of Innapropriate Birthday Gifts by combativeAdjutor reviews
England decides to buy America a birthday present this year and it leads to unexpected consequences. This contains yaoi, USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Flying Free by Black Rose of Paris reviews
A young journalist is sent to the opera house to investigate a suicide. Her editor believes there is more to the story that the police are telling. What will she find in the deserted catacombs? Rated T to be safe.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,896 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Erik - Complete
Hetalia Meme Thing 2 by xMirror-Mirrorx reviews
WARNING: Please wear full-body protection; the crack is hitting in ALL directions. So yes, another one! The crack just keeps on coming! Cookies for anyone who does this too! Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Complete
A Hundred Thousand Ways To Say No by Declaro reviews
Germany is intrigued and fascinated by his old ally. Germany/Japan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Germany, Japan - Complete
Drunk, But Truthful Austria x Prussia by HitachiinElephant reviews
Germany leaves a drunken Prussia under Austria's care for a night. Roddy is annoyed by Gilbert, but he soon finds that the effects of too much beer can change a man's views on someone forever. Prussia x Austria
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Don't Tell by dellums reviews
We've all got secrets, but this... this is different. This is something strictly between Gilbert and his grave, when the time for that comes. Except, the thing about secrets is they seem to have a habit of getting out, and it's really not up to you whether the consequences are favorable or... decidedly not.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
AN OTAKU LOVE STORY by innactive author reviews
FGTS. THEY SO WANTED TO BONE. SO HARD THEY WANTED TO BONE. BUT FRANCE AND JAPAN ARE FGTS LIE THAT. Written for my Japan 3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2011 - France, Japan - Complete
Storyteller by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
Sadiq comes across a meddahh in the city whose story sounds very familiar... Turkey/Egypt
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Egypt, Turkey - Complete
Invader Zim Goes to Hogwarts by turntechDerphead reviews
Zim has been accepted to one of the weirdest schools out there...but for what?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,850 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Harry P., Zim - Complete
Bunny Night by fanfictiongoddess reviews
Stingray makes an interesting deal with the Warden. But is it worth it?
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - The Warden
Why? Are you jealous? by Psychogoth reviews
Like hell the king of all awesomeness will be jealous with something so… Trivial. If only he was decent enough to admit it. Prus/Aus. A little heads up with T. I figured it's not much for an M.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Kare wa Ikimasendeshita by Scarlet Hanson reviews
Luise is a German exchange student in Japan who falls in love with a boy named Kiku... Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Germany, Japan - Complete
Medicine by Sakura Mau Toki reviews
Or the consequences of illness that befall a certain Magma leader when he refuses to do as told.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Archie/Aogiri, Maxie/Matsubusa - Complete
Blackstar's Police Station by Fluffybunny1 reviews
Blackstar has turned ShadowClan into a police station. But will he ever manage to catch Firestar? Final chapter up!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Blackstar, Firestar - Complete
And then South Korea and Japan stayed up all night by Obsessed-Language-Freak reviews
England discovers that Japan and South Korea have strange hobbies, get drunk easily and lose all sense of rational thought when they do... often to his detriment. Rated T for alcohol, stupid humour and just to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,240 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Japan, South Korea - Complete
Last Goodbye by LadyPaige reviews
That was one of the remarkable things about Saturn. He did not need to know what was wrong to fix it but this just brought more tears from what was the emotionless Galactic leader Cyrus. Cyrus x Saturn
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Cyrus/Akagi, Saturn - Complete
Love in a New Key by Natomania reviews
PruAus fanfic, Austria's point of view. Austria and Prussia spend some time together, with a sweet ending. My first fanfiction ever. Ahaha. ; Rated K for very mild swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Mandate of Heaven by Vertices reviews
Rome and China, throughout the centuries.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Ancient Rome, China - Complete
ItaPan: The Bittersweet by AshAngel899 reviews
Japan joins the Axis Powers, and more importantly, meets Italy. Japan thinks he's an idiot, but is that really how he feels? Italy's presence in his life could be for the better or for the worse... Japan's POV.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Japan, N. Italy
Small Talk by Beyond The Horizon reviews
While Emmett's setting up the apparatus for the rocket fuel reaction, Marty sees the opportunity for some friendly conversation. Slight Emmett/Marty. Takes place in "It's About Time" of the BTTF game. Knowledge of the game is recommended but not required.
Back to the Future - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Marty McFly, Doc/Dr. Emmet Brown - Complete
God Help The Defectives by stretch the faunlet reviews
A young defective smeet prepares herself for death as she is taken to be executed. One-shot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Complete
What is RAPR? by xXyumpancakesXx reviews
Red and Purple find out what RAPR is. It does not go well. Rated just because RAPR is gross!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Red, Purple - Complete
Shut UP, Yong Soo! by AsianTwinkiesFTW reviews
Where Yong Soo pesters Kiku. Kid!Yong Soo Greece, Heracles/Japan, Kiku if you squint. T ?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2011 - South Korea, Japan - Complete
Dibitalia by Pure Aura-Chan reviews
When America gets food poisoning, the countries are desperate to find another American to represent him in the upcoming World Council Meeting. But is Paranormal Investigator Dib Membrane up for the challenge? T for Language. Please Read&Review. ONESHOT.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Dib, America - Complete
Pandora's box by AlFlowerrise reviews
She was his enemy. He knew it. But he still couldn't prevent this from happening. And when Dawn's infiltrating into Team Galactic's headquarters, it only gets worse. DawnSaturn Rated T for some languages but not much
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,843 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Dawn/Hikari, Saturn - Complete
Not So Awesome Love by Blackie Berlitz and Aster reviews
Prussia confides in his diary about his ill fated love confession. Rater T for an F-bomb and mentions of drug use.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
The ShadowClan Cats Diaries by Sleepstar of Shadowclan reviews
Sequel to "The ThunderClan Cats diaries" After Russetfur is attacked by a ThunderClan warrior, Blackstar decides to release a snake, and with Littlecloud reading Harry Potter, things are getting weirder in the clan.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Blackstar, Tigerheart - Complete
Silk by BrokenBridges reviews
China remembers a lost love and days gone by after Italy asks him a question.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Ancient Rome, China - Complete
Nonregulation Attire by Llybian Minamino reviews
A disguised Shelly infiltrates Team Magma's headquarters only to be found by Tabitha. Commandershipping. Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Tabitha/Homura, Shelly/Izumi - Complete
A French Day by KaoticWhim reviews
France loves to start his day with a little molestation...but when he decides to take on Japan, he may have made a mistake. A oneshot. Please read and review, I'm trying to get known on fanfiction here!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/20/2011 - France, Japan - Complete
We'll Meet Again by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. London pub owner Arthur Kirkland is driven to distraction by loud, brash American fighter pilot Alfred Jones. Unable to stop it, Arthur finds himself falling for Alfred's charms... just as the pilot is preparing to leave for war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,415 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 3,551 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Swords by NekoKiku of Love reviews
When given orders by his boss, Prussia goes off to the Land Of the Rising Sun with his brother to deliver a letter. While there the Prussian develops a crush on the Asian nation. Gilbert x Kiku
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,793 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Japan, Prussia - Complete
Flash Ruins The Picture by PrinceLogan reviews
Japan/Prussia. I guess you could consider it a crack pairing, but I think it's cute. Rate T because I don't know if I cussed in this. Anyway, just fluff, no lemon. Enjoy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Japan, Prussia
SLine by CashewLuu reviews
Has anyone else noticed that Korea has a huge s-line? Alfred didn't, but now he knows. Kimchiburger if you use a microscope, human names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2010 - America, South Korea - Complete
The Side Effects of Yaoi by Sakura Mau Toki reviews
As experienced by a certain Team Magma leader one eventful day. Hardenshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Maxie/Matsubusa, Archie/Aogiri - Complete
Fireworks by xxkunoichi159xx reviews
Japan reunites with Prussia at a festival in Germany. They don't remember each other at first, since they hadn't known each other very well...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Prussia, Japan
150 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by phoebe140 reviews
Mr Weasley did I just hear that you are taking a very inappropriate date to the ball' asked a stony-faced McGonagall, coming up behind them. 'Yes professor, I'm taking you.' Includes high amounts of crack and slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Fred W., George W.
Invader Zim Meets Fanfiction by Invader Chi reviews
Zim and Dib get on fanfic and learns what Zadr is.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Invader Zim by Invader Chi reviews
A little Invader Zim crossover lyrics based on the Sailor Moon theme song
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2010
Revenge by Fictalia reviews
Kiku is tired of Yong Soo grabbing him and decides it's time for payback.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Japan, South Korea - Complete
How To Shut The World Up by Blank Paiges reviews
The nations are arguing again, and America has no idea how to shut them up. Luckily, England has a plan. Crack! Pure crack! US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/30/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Conquering Aegyptus by MarkerOfEden reviews
Aegyptus was conquered by Rome who had conquered Graeca. But she belonged to Graeca, and that's exactly what she was doing until some idiot brown-haired brat came upon them. Yuri, AegyptusxGraeca, Canon Supported by History R&R
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Ancient Egypt, Ancient Greece - Complete
Choices and Sunflowers by LoliTurk reviews
Twenty years after Prussia became a part of the Soviet Union, Ivan lets him leave for a week to visit his brother. Can he stand a full week without the German he's fallen madly in love with? Or will Gilbert even return? RusXPrus
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
Stay With You by George deValier reviews
Germany lies defeated and alone in the aftermath of the Battle of Berlin... but not everyone has abandoned him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Overtime by LilFlow reviews
USUK Arthur's been working late into the night only to fall asleep at his desk. Upon waking up he finds a familiar jacket covering him and a loud voice shouting from outside the room.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,071 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Return by Darkeiya reviews
Rotom doesn't mind waiting for Charon... as long as he comes back.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Charon/Pluto, Rotom - Complete
What You Think by high improbability reviews
Taiwan was on the verge of hyperventilating. It couldn’t be, could it? Not her two young, beloved, sweet, innocent brothers! Damn that France, what had he been teaching to them? What WERE they doing behind that door?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2010 - South Korea, Taiwan - Complete
Cosplaying Nation by HappeDaez reviews
France was having a normal day until he saw Japan in a dress. France/Japan, America/England, Spain/Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/26/2010 - France, Japan - Complete
An InterGalactic Love Triangle by figliedellatempesta reviews
Some silly, gingashipping fluff... Jupiter tries to flirt with Saturn, not realising he only has eyes for boss Cyrus.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Saturn, Jupiter - Complete
Discretion Simply Isn't French by InvalidData reviews
All Kiku wanted to do was ignore François and get through the class without being groped, or at least be groped discretely… Too bad discretion isn’t French… Oneshot, France/Japan, PWP, Real names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2010 - France, Japan - Complete
Tales from the Ottoman House by olin reviews
A series featuring Egypt, Greece, Hungary, Bulgaria and of course, Turkey. Different POVs and genres, for each of them see that masked Ottoman Empire differently. Some TurkeyxHungary and TurkeyxGreece.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Turkey - Complete
Als ob wir wieder atmen by didyouknowanon reviews
.'As if we breathe again' Inhale. Exhale. Japan and Germany keep breathing after World War II- not that they have a choice. Germany/Japan, post World War II economics.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Germany, Japan - Complete
Middles by Super Swung Dash reviews
The Prison Mogul is stuck in middles, and his son is determined to do something about it. A ficlet set during the Warden's childhood, hurray!
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Complete
Ai, Amore, und Liebe by GF-221b reviews
Germany leaves Italy with Japan. Some interesting discoveries are made between the two Axis Nations. Japan/Italy/Germany. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Japan, N. Italy - Complete
From Behind a Closed Door by Evening Hush96 reviews
Japan listens in on what he thinks is South Korea and China doing "it."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2009 - South Korea, China - Complete
Paperwork by Starry-Prince reviews
Saturn's been feeling off lately and it's all Cyrus's fault. He decides to make a VERY risky move that could either end well or lead him to an early grave. : Gingashipping Gift Oneshot :
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Cyrus/Akagi, Saturn
Hateful Insecurity by xspirit.shinobix reviews
Korea hated, despised Japan; but there was a far more repulsive emotion hidden in his hardened heart. Serious!Korea. Go figure.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/3/2009 - South Korea, Japan
Spork II by The Invader Androgynous reviews
Finished. Invader Zim fights his greatest enemy ever: HIMSELF. When a Zim from another dimension arrives to attempt to bump off Invader Zim, who will help him? Which Zim will prevail?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,231 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/4/2003 - Published: 6/2/2003
Two Guys and a Smeet by The Invader Androgynous reviews
Purple finds an abandoned egg and sticks it in his pouch, intending to take it to the smeetery. Unfortunately for him, he forgets it's there until it hatches and he ends up stuck with it. Trouble begins when Red decides it's time to say bye-bye to baby.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,822 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/1/2003 - Published: 3/18/2003
Spork by The Invader Androgynous reviews
Zim finds himself thrown into an alternative universe where he never existed. Tallest Spork reigns as a hated tyrant, Tak and Skoodge are rebel leaders, and to get back to his own universe he must find Red and Purple... before Spork finds them first.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,592 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/25/2002 - Published: 11/9/2002
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The Son of the Ace reviews
Kiku Honda is the son of the Ace of Hearts. Though born the wrong gender, his parents are determined to raise him best he can so he can marry the king's son, as to follow tradition. Kiku, though keen on pleasing his parents, doesn't exactly always follow the path everyone wants him to take. Cardverse!Hetalia, Germany/Japan, begins with Prussia/Japan. Art by Niarra. Discontinued.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,991 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Germany, Japan, Prussia - Complete
My Friend reviews
Charon is a young boy living in the Sinnoh region. One day, after misplacing a toy robot, he meets an unexpected friend. Yeah, it's another adaptation of Charon meeting Rotom.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Charon/Pluto, Rotom - Complete
Pokétalia: Hero Version reviews
Professor Cyprus of Chikyuu Town decides to send a Trainer out into the world to better understand Pokémon. Alfred Jones, the one person in town that seems to have no Pokémon of his own, decides to take this job himself. Alfred sets out to become Champion of the Himaruyan Region before his rival, Alice, does! However, the wide world hides many secrets and dangers. Dialogue heavy.
Crossover - Pokémon & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,875 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Mudkip/Mizugorou, America, England/Britain, Japan
Historical Hetalia reviews
History described with Hetalia! Topics may include anything from the empires, to the Renaissance, to people, and even revolutions! OCs will be used to fill in the blanks, since Himaruya can't make all the countries, past and present. There are no pairings, so do not worry about OCxRC pairings. Some of these topics may be short one-shots or may have several parts. Indefinite hiatus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,265 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 5/21/2013 - N. Italy, America, Ancient Rome, Ancient Greece
Pen Enemies reviews
Turkey tells TRNC that he should befriend just one person. Unfortunately, Turkey decides that the person he should befriend is Sealand, TRNC's very enemy. TRNC has no choice but to befriend the boy, or at least pretend he did. They send annoyed letters back and forth, whilst pretending they are friends. Indefinite hiatus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,616 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sealand, TRNC
Put That Cookie Down! reviews
Austria was having an excellent day when terrorists show up to kidnap Hungary and harness the countries "secret powers", whatever they may be. A man named Arnold Schwarz- er, Smith, a generic Arnold Schwarzenegger-type hero, smashes through a window and into Austria's life. He must teach Austria to fight his own battles so he can save the woman he loves! Austria/Hungary. Hiatus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Austria, Hungary
Academy Hetalia reviews
With history teacher Kiku Honda gone for the semester, Academy Hetalia needs a replacement. A Frenchman named Francis Bonnefoy is chosen, but he quickly shows some strange behavior. Arthur Kirkland, the British Algebra teacher, is incredibly vexed by this new teacher. Highschool AU, France/England, mentioned America/Japan. Hiatus - indefinite?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,010 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012 - England/Britain, France
A Day Together reviews
"France said that I was only hanging out with you because he thinks I think that you're pretty," America said. China blinked. "Well... do you think I'm pretty?" she asked. America's face flushed. "Uh... well..." America/Fem!China, fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2013 - America, China - Complete
Candle Cove reviews
Sealand has an argument with her older brother England, and is locked out of the house. After seeking nearby shelter in a shed, she dozes off. When she wakes up, she finds herself in a strange, dizzying world where the countries she knows and loves think they're pirates and believe her to be a girl named Janice. Fem!Sealand, based off of creepypasta Candle Cove. Indefinite hiatus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,602 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - England/Britain, Russia, Spain, Sealand
Reset reviews
Kiku is dying from a mortal wound, and his only wish is for Alfred to stay beside him. Light America/Japan, name referencing the song 'Reset' by Ayaka Hirahara, and was originally going to include lyrics but fan fiction rules tell me that I can't use copyrighted lyrics.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2013 - America, Japan - Complete
Control reviews
2P!Japan finds himself in a world parallel to his, and of course, he finds his counterpart. Unfortunately for his counterpart, he's not all he seems. 2P!Japan/Japan, hurt with no comfort.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,569 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Japan - Complete
Indulgences Aren't All They're Cracked Up to Be reviews
The Papal States is travelling around the northern part of the Italian peninsula, selling indulgence slips to the city-states he was paying visits to. When he gets to his last stop, Mantua, he finds it hard to sell the slips to her. OCs, explanation of the characters inside. Very light Papal States/Mantua, OC/OC. Semi-historical.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Complete
The Girl reviews
Archie receives a report that there may be a Team Magma grunt living in Lilycove City. When he sends a couple of his own grunts to check it out the supposed Magma grunt's home, they are turned away by a girl. Figuring she had something to hide, Archie himself goes to the home and tries to find out any info he can from her. Archie/Japan, cross-dressing!Japan.
Crossover - Pokémon & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Archie/Aogiri, Japan - Complete
The Doctor is Real reviews
England is invited over to Scotland's house. His boss forces him to go. What's worse? He has to miss the season finale of Doctor Who. Includes spoilers for 'The Angels Take Manhattan'.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2012 - England/Britain, Scotland, 11th Doctor - Complete
Driven Mad reviews
Originally called Travel Buddies, then changed to America's Halloween Party, and then changed to what the poster wanted the story to be called. "Driven Mad" is now what it was supposed to be: a one-shot! Italy takes Germany and Japan for a ride. Heavy hints at Germany/Italy. Very cracky. Inspired by video game "The Simpsons: Hit and Run". Don't ask. Just don't.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Germany, N. Italy, Japan - Complete
Prince of Evil reviews
Ludwig von Koopa's life has been an interesting one, and this story will share it with you. This describes the life and times of the eldest son of the dreaded Bowser and heir to the Dark Land throne. You'll see his life as it truly is. Involves character death. Ending to be eventually rewritten.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,222 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Ludwig Von Koopa, Bowser - Complete
Three Simple Words, So Hard To Say reviews
Turkey has a hard time telling Japan that he loves him. Why would he? Japan loves that awful fetta-breath after all. However, after spending the day with his beloved for his birthday and the insistence from TRNC that he should admit his feelings, will he tell Japan? Turkey/Japan, mentions of one-sided Greece/Japan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Japan, Turkey - Complete
World Is Mine reviews
Feliciano/2P!Italy and Ludwig/2P!Germany's relationship had always been different. Based off of Vocaloid Hatsune Miku's World is Mine. 2P!Germany/2P!Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Giving Thanks reviews
Japan thanks Feliciano/2P!Italy for saving him. 2P!Italy/Japan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2012 - N. Italy, Japan - Complete
Surprise reviews
Alfred comes home from Afghanistan and surprises Arthur. America/England, fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/24/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Adoration of Kiku Honda reviews
Kiku Honda has been given the chance to study abroad in France for a whole semester, and he can't wait to begin studying. However, once he arrives at his temporary university, he soon finds out that it's not at all like he expected. College AU, France/Japan and quite a few side pairings that aren't very relevant to the story. Written for BlackRoseofParis. Pretty mediocre.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,672 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Japan, France - Complete
Hong Kong's Secret reviews
Hong Kong often disappears for weeks on end and China doesn't know why. Hong Kong isn't telling, either. However, after it gets out of control, China confronts him. What he finds out may change the way he looks at his younger brother forever. T for slight OOC-ness and crack. Or at least I think it counts as crack. I'm not sure.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Hong Kong, China - Complete
A Very Creepypasta Sequel reviews
Sequel to BlackRoseofParis's 'A Very Creepypasta Wedding'. A few years after Slenderman and Jeff are married, they are happy and with a son, Slendy Jeff. However, something completely changes their picture-perfect marraige forever. T for... T-ness.
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Complete
A Shocking Discovery reviews
Italy finds out a shocking secret one day when Mexico visits him. Unfortunately for him, it's related to that night... T for crackerific humor. Italy/Mexico. What would that pairing even be called? ItaMex...? Written for BlackRoseofParis.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/12/2012 - N. Italy, Mexico, Germany - Complete
A Simple Misunderstanding reviews
Remember when Ofelia met the Pale Man, that monster who tried to eat her? Well, what if it was all just a misunderstanding?
Pan's Labyrinth/El laberinto del fauno - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Complete
Chess reviews
Austria and Prussia playing chess? Only chaos could spawn from that.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Opposite Day reviews
Roy's being polite, Lemmy's a genius, Iggy's stupid, Larry's not bugging anyone, and Morton, Wendy, and Bowser are helping people! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Ludwig Von Koopa, Koopalings - Complete