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Joined 08-17-11, id: 3172058, Profile Updated: 07-29-13
Author has written 8 stories for Animorphs, Artemis Fowl, Ranger's Apprentice, Doctor Who, Avengers, Inkheart, and Sherlock.

Hi! Apparently you have reached my profile. Well I'm glad someone has bothered to look.

Like most people on here I would love to become an author. I'm hoping this site will help me become a more experienced and better writer.

See bottom of profile for progress on my stories.


Month one

Mommy
I'm only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of you voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of you heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It's so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad
It makes me sad too.
and I cry even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It's very short and fine
but I will have alot of it
I spend alot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and streach my arms and legs.
I'm becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Somethings intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP ME!

Month Seven

Mommy
I'm okay.
I'm in Jesus's arms.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just:

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak. :'(

If you are against abortion then copy and paste this on you profile.


PLeAsE pUt ThiS iN yOu'Re PrOfiLe:

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in you're heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2) ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)


Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an atic

Her only friend
Was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one is around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
Unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quite but thinking
"God why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly bargded in
everything was as quite as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible prove it. Re-post this for proof.


TRUE STORY

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.


This is an interesting story.

Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD good ?

Student : Sure.

Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?

Student : Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent.)

Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Is satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor: Where does satan come from ?

Student : From … GOD …

Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student :Yes

Professor: So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer.)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them ?

(Student had no answer.)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?

Student : No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smell your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student : No, sir. There isn’t.

(The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.

Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class was in uproar.)

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?

(The class broke out into laughter. )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.

The students name was Albert Einstein.

Post if you trust in God!


If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you call book characters "Cute" even though you've never actually seen them, copy this to your profile

If you've ever cried because one of your charecters dies, copy this.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wished you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get really good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Yay! I'm not the only one!)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/spiders, copy this into your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read that little, copy and paste this to your profile.

95 percent of teenagers are worried about being popular. If you are part of the 5 percent who are not, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever tripped over a "watch your step" sign, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.

I believe in Jesus. And guess what? I'm proud to say I do. I'm proud to say I trust God and have faith in Him. If you're proud of that, and are willing to stand up for God, post this into your profile

My Faith:Jesus
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you beleive and God and Jesus Christ is His son...
Then copy and paste this into your profile
If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says..
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism


I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (As long as writing counts.)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilt.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I am a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall, blond, blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

Copy and paste this to your profile if you are tired of stereotypes and bold the ones that apply to you.


Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is moron cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line. X (Don't worry, I fell for it too. ')


1.YOUR REAL NAME: pearlgirl97 (yeah right)

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): perizzle (cause peaizzle sounds stupid)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): bluedolphin

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): girlpearl (that really sounds stupid)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): I'm not even going to bother.

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): greencrangrapejuice

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): lbeaebe

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Willis

9. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): *classified*

10. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (something bad, favorite fruit) death strawberry

11. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (third favorite color, pirate accessory) purple bandana

(This isn't as fun when you don't use your real name. :/)


Rules For Hogwarts:

- If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!

- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar

- I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.

- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort

- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape

- Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda

- I am not to refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'.

- The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

- If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 10 minutes, I shall assume that I am not allowed to use it.

- It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

- "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

- Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey."

- I am not allowed to paint the House Elves blue and call them smurfs

- The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife with PMS

- "I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!"

- "So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like. Dead."

- Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret

- No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

- Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in May...June...or July...

- Despite popular belief, Hufflepuffs are not soft and squishy. Do not treat them as such.

- I am not allowed to sing 'we're off to see the wizard' on the way to the headmaster's office

- I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group.

- Especially not with kazoos.

- The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable".

- Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other house is forbidden.

- There is no such thing as the "Hufflepuff Marshmallow Man".

...Even if I do conjure him up.

- Regardless of the beautiful irony, I will not hang a tempting piñata from the Whomping Willow.

- The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate.

- Especially in reference to Professor Umbridge.

- I will not write "Wizard" on my hat in sequins.

- I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"

- I am not allowed to dress exactly like Snape and ask him to call me "mini me."

- Snape does not want bleach, laundry detergent, or new underwear for his birthday or Christmas.

- No combination of these is acceptable.

- Murmuring “I see dead people… ” every time I see one of the ghosts is stupid and was never funny.

- Yelling “to infinity, and BEYOND!” was only funny the first time I took off on my broom.

- I am no longer allowed to sing my “own personal spy music” when I wander around the hallways.

- I should not remark that “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” when Snape gets angry. Ever.

- If I become an animagus, I am not allowed to yell “MORPHIN’ TIME!” every time I change.

- I cannot do this whenever anyone else changes either.

- I must not shout "beam me up Scotty" before disapparating.

- I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals.


In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Hmm... how to do this without going to jail...)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Which soap are you referring to?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But it's only a suggestion. :P)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Oops.)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Isn't that kinda the point?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (So I've been doing it wrong?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (I'm pretty sure they aren't driving yet.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Why am I taking this?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Is there another dimension no one bothered to tell me about?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (O_o ?)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (NO! Really?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (No duh.)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (...)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Who was responsible for that one?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and paste this onto your profile! XD (I LOLed)


WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL??

Try it without looking at answers

1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9

2) Multiply by 3 then

3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...)

4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number….

5) Add the digits together

Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL
is from the list below :

1. Einstein

2. Nelson Mandela

5. Bill Gates

6. Gandhi

7. Brad Pitt

8. Hitler

9. peargirl97 *Aww, really?*

10. Barack Obama

I know...I just have that effect on people...one day you too can be like me... :) Believe it!

PS. Stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!!

Now copy and paste this into your profile, and change your name in #9.


I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the w's

Boys are like Slinky's. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you more, you throw them back, because really, who likes lemons? And when it gives you even more, squirt them in their eyes and see how much life likes lemons then.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed.

When in doubt, make words up!

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!

Don't worry about the end of the world coming today- it's already tomorrow in Australia.

Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!

Before you criticize a person, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes!

An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!

Two things are infinite; infinity, and human stupidity. Not so sure about infinity...

Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly

Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now.

WARNING- lost kids will be sold to the circus

If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!

There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't.

The grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow!

If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

I like you. When I rule the world your death will be quick and painless.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking

At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and she got away.

Isn't it funny that the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much.

Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in heck would you keep looking for it if you already found it.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

The problem with political jokes is that very often they get elected.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt-then it's hilarious!

Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads :P

I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.

Your shin: a device used to find furniture in the dark

Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum?

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

D* put this

R* on your

E* page if you

A* prefer your

M* imagination

S* over reality

-93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253, TheEmoSideOfMe, EdwardlovesChristyalways, Blue eyed vampwolf, finger craker,MegCabotRules, Brown-eyedCullenGirl,slytherinangel01, Sargerogue, RAHbooks, Tech17, pearlgirl97,


My Stories

Quite Possibly The End- For the few people that have bothered to read it, no I have not given up on it. It is merely on hiatus. Don't worry, when I get my inspiration back or when I finish UC, I will work on it again. There will probably be a rewrite.

Unusual Circumstances- On hiatus, will possibly attempt a rewrite.

Do You Want A Lollipop?- I always wanted to do an Artemis/Lollipop fanfiction so I did. :)

What Have I Done?- I deleted this because it bothered me.

Will's Day Off- I felt bad for Will after all he's been through so I decided to give him one day when nothing bad happened.

Happy Birthday Mum- A present for my mom.

A Random One-shot- The Wholockian urges finally won over. Not very satisfied with it, oh well.

John Sees a Doctor- Another Wholock.

Wait, What?- A Loki Mpreg fic. I swear, it is not your typical squicky Mpreg, and would recommend giving it a chance.


Well I think that is about it. Thank you for checking out my profile and reading my stories. Love you guys, bye! :)

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Visited by a Doctor by Tangerine-Alert reviews
At a young age Harry met someone called the Doctor, he became his friend. Over the course of his school life the Doctor returned, in each of his incarnations. Leaving Hogwarts Harry continues to have adventures, visited upon by the Doctor's influences and further incarnations, friends, and enemies.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 114 - Words: 951,653 - Reviews: 1616 - Favs: 2,869 - Follows: 2,822 - Updated: 9/27 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Harry P.
If I Knew Then What I Know Now by What You See in the Shadows reviews
Given an opportunity to change his family's destiny, Dean Winchester finds himself back in 1983 as his four year old self, yet with his adult memories still intact. But can he alter the events of that tragic night? And if so, will young Dean, his family, and Castiel be ready to survive all the evil that destiny has in store for them? pre-series AU
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 242 - Words: 619,139 - Reviews: 10491 - Favs: 2,978 - Follows: 2,971 - Updated: 3/22/2019 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 286,867 - Reviews: 5168 - Favs: 8,168 - Follows: 3,237 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Strangers in Bars by Whispering Darkness reviews
Everyone else was avoiding the strange man but Harry felt himself drawn to him. His loud, archaic speech and enthusiastic drinking seemed to be off-putting to most people but to the Gryffindor it felt comfortingly familiar how different the man was.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,175 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 5,502 - Follows: 3,521 - Updated: 10/10/2017 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
Beat of a Treasure by Idlesana reviews
For saving the lives of his friends, Bilbo gets their eternal gratitude. For trying to save his own, he gets the immortal curiosity of a dragon. A Hobbit/Sherlock crossover.
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,288 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 9/2/2017 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Bilbo B., Sherlock H.
The Savior, Child of the Tardis, Son of a Mad Man by blackcatkuroi reviews
Out in the Universe is a bright blue box, holder of a fantastical realm. Inhabiting this box is a mad man who calls himself the Doctor, his son, the Savior of the Wizarding World aka Harry Potter, an immortal man from the 51st century who affects a Captain in front of his name, Jack Harkness, and a pink and yellow once-human who is simply Rose Tyler. What was Dumbledore thinking?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 528,021 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 3,414 - Follows: 3,788 - Updated: 7/22/2017 - Published: 6/5/2012 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
It's All in the Details by Colleen reviews
When Dean goes to sell his soul at the crossroads to bring Sam back, someone else steps in to negotiate the deal. Cas did get a sign and it sent him off into the past to change things. AU from The Man Who Would be King and All Hell Breaks Loose.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 184,265 - Reviews: 1923 - Favs: 3,349 - Follows: 3,316 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
The Winged Soul by inukagome15 reviews
It wasn't until he was three that he realized he was different and no one else could see the wings.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,112 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 2,456 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 5/15/2016 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 12290 - Favs: 10,808 - Follows: 3,993 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Clashing with Legends by routavaurio reviews
After a chance encounter with a strange boy, S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Avengers catch wind of a mysterious group called the Guardians. They might be a new threat, or they might be hidden allies, older than any of them had imagined. And the longer it takes to decide what to do about them, the worse everything gets... (Sequel now up)
Crossover - Avengers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,826 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jack Frost - Complete
Symbiosis by Neuronerd reviews
After the destruction of the CDC, Agents Fitz and Simmons are called upon to unravel the mystery of the outbreak which has left the dead roaming among the living. Rick doesn't trust anyone, but he will do whatever he has to in order to protect his group. The missions of the two couldn't be more different which may have dire consequences for all. Fitz-centric with others!
Crossover - Walking Dead & Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,239 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 4/12/2015
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 260,787 - Reviews: 7510 - Favs: 15,774 - Follows: 17,323 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
Things the Normandy crew are not allowed to do as written by Council by Witchweather reviews
The Normandy crew has gotten bored now that the wars all over. The council has to set down some rules. Primarch Victus gets stuck in the middle But he was never a by the book kinda guy anyway. (Totally isn't a Victus fangirl. NOPE.) Hope you like. I might try to post more later. Disclaimer - I do not own mass effect.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/3/2015 - Published: 3/25/2015 - Primarch Adrien Victus, Garrus V.
Sien, Ilien by niewypowiedziane reviews
Tony is bringing up his autistic son. The world - and the Avengers - are oblivious. They just think Tony is being typical self when he disobeys orders or just disappears. Encounters through years. Pepper, Rhodey, Natasha, Steve, Thor, Bruce, Clint, the team.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,132 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 2,271 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,029 - Reviews: 2260 - Favs: 12,390 - Follows: 4,318 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Chance Encounters by Rain Seaker reviews
Harry meets the members of the Avengers at different times throughout his life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,374 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 6,219 - Follows: 2,964 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Dancing with Angels by Yeziel Moore reviews
One-shots, drabbles, etc., featuring mainly Harry but not exclusively. And angels, let's not forget the angels. - Summaries, real rating and warnings inside each chapter. Ta-ta!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,119 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P.
The Hulk Fish by actressen reviews
"Now, deep down, he knew Tony was a good guy. He trusted Tony with his life. But he just couldn't quite find it in himself to trust him to pick out an appropriate, non-dangerous birthday gift." Tony gives Bruce a birthday gift that leaves everyone speechless. And concerned for Tony's mental health. *GEN, crack of the crackiest variety.*
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
I Am Giant by El Spoot reviews
Awakened after so many years, a lost memory to humanity seeks comfort in spirit, and to protect them from his own counterparts. A Giant wages war on Titans, and he, not they, will decide mankind's fate.
Crossover - Iron Giant & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 3/26/2014
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 10596 - Favs: 26,933 - Follows: 15,189 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Authority by KatZenSPN reviews
It's been ten years since Sam knelt to anybody. Dean's yelling that this is "Cas", not to shoot, but Sam's already lowered his gun because you don't raise a weapon against someone like this. He doesn't even notice he's doing it until he's already on his knees. (One-shot in the universe established in "Semper Familia".)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,717 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Naomi - Complete
Hermione's Angel by BantaskinJones reviews
You can't expect someone whose been tortured by Bellatrix to be completely sane. Even if her hallucination wears a trench coat. Sequel "The Family Business" now up.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 248 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Hermione G., Castiel - Complete
Renegade by attackamazon reviews
Everyone knows that the Dragonborn is supposed to be a great hero. But what if the person who has been given the power to save the world is not as heroic as her legend would suggest? And what will happen to Skyrim when her own ambitions become wrapped up in her quest? A Skyrim novelization from an anti-hero perspective.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,145 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Lifetime by robbiepoo2341 reviews
(Not shipping) Dean has never met anyone like the Doctor before. For that matter, the Doctor hasn't met anyone like Dean. They keep meeting out of order, too, and that only complicates what is already a rocky relationship. The Doctor isn't human, after all, and he has a tendency to show up when trouble is brewing.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 82 - Words: 143,488 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 1/1/2013 - 10th Doctor, Dean W. - Complete
Essentially The Devil Incarnate by Jennistar1 reviews
After the wedding revelations, Sherlock takes the only sensible recourse…he breaks into his brother's house and eats all his ice cream. Mycroft is surprisingly helpful. (Spoilers for 3x02 – the Sign of Three.)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Survival by Graysonation reviews
On the way home from another case, the BAU is asked to interview an abused boy by the name of Daryl Dixon. (Oneshot)
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,913 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/3/2014 - S. Reid, Daryl D. - Complete
Don't Hug The Guardians, They're Scared by roxan1930 reviews
One day Jack comes bursting into North's workshop rambling about the kids losing their innocence because of a video called 'Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared'. Wanting to get to the bottom of this he's ordered to show it to the other guardians. Oh how they wish they didn't...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Complete
Drown by Shipperwolf reviews
They were broken and rebuilt and they fought like they had nothing left. His past felt like fire and hers tasted like blood. They were perfect together.
Crossover - Walking Dead & Pacific Rim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,531 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Daryl D., Carol, Stacker P., Tendo C.
Like a Phoenix by chappysmom reviews
"So, why are we going to … Little Whinging? How is there even a town named Little Whinging? Is it next to Greater Whinging? Part of Blubbering County? Bisected by the Distraught River, perhaps? Ridiculous." John sighed. "Because Lestrade asked us. He said this was right up your alley—a classic locked room mystery, clearly a murder. Victim's name is Vernon Dursley." (12 chapters)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,384 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 2,327 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Long Delayed Reunion by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Ancient Slayers 'verse. "Mal was her son, all right: oddly perceptive at the most inconvenient times, and obstinately blind when he didn't care to see what was in front of him."
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,654 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Buffy S., Faith L., Mal, R. Tam - Complete
Semper Familia by KatZenSPN reviews
Dean hadn't known this human trafficking crap happened among Hunters. And anyway, Lilim aren't people, they're creatures. But the kid that John's got by the arm, he looks like a person. And what's more, he's the same age Sammy would have been.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 116,122 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Dean W. - Complete
There and Back by chappysmom reviews
"We need you to help us slay a dragon, Dr Watson. Mr Gandalf assures us you are ideally suited for our purposes." "A dragon?" John asked. "The ones in the zoo don't seem particularly threatening." Thorn gave him a wry smile. "A metaphorical dragon, doctor. One named Moriarty. Perhaps you've heard of him?"
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,838 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B., John W. - Complete
Flaming Water and Frozen Earth by lunareiv reviews
Harry jumped into the Veil to save his godfather. Both thought they were going to die, but instead they ended up far in the past where humanity is still trapped inside the three great walls and the Titans are still walking free in this earth.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,064 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Eren Y., Levi A.
When Worlds Collide by elfinblue reviews
When a kidnapped Tony DiNozzo is rescued by legendary - and supposedly dead - serial killers Dean and Sam Winchester, the NCIS team takes over the Winchester investigation. What they find is a file filled with contradictions and impossibilities. This is an attempt to cross these shows but keep both in canon. No slash. No pairings.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,980 - Reviews: 1709 - Favs: 3,987 - Follows: 1,522 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Complete
A Case of Frost by seldomselcouth reviews
The town of Burgess is plagued with strange happenings. Unusual murders, monsters, and playground rumours. Of course it would attract the attention of the Hunters and Legend alike.
Crossover - Supernatural & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,303 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Complete
Conversation With One's Self by blah0799 reviews
After Sherlock's fall, he has settled himself in a quiet, isolated life away from the world that had both interested and irritated him. Being the dispassionate person he thinks himself to be, Sherlock Holmes finds himself overwhelmed with sentiment one night as he sat alone looking out into the night. ONESHOT.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Complete
Don't Touch Lola by Evenmoor reviews
Dean Winchester makes a new friend: a classic Corvette named Lola. Little does he know...
Crossover - Supernatural & Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 76 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Dean W., P. Coulson - Complete
Fresh Meat by acacia59601 reviews
The perils of letting someone else design your superhero costume. Thor was going to insure that Tony Stark spent the rest of eternity in pain for this indignity...
Crossover - Incredibles & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Edna Mode, Thor, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Measure of a Man by nej47 reviews
Sequel to Deanzilla! On top of demons, angels and even Sam, Dean must also struggle with his new giant powers. To add insult to injury, the key to controlling them is an affront to his no-chick-flick-moments male pride.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 139,184 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Back and Forth by Alia Inverse reviews
Drabble. They, who survived the end of the world.
Crossover - Host & Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Ian O., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Thirteen by zemthings reviews
If this is his last life, there is no one he would rather spend it with than his doctor. He's too old now, too bitter to say it, but he was once a Doctor as well. A series of WhoLock pieces.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,333 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Sherlock H.
Mask of Sanity by reading reviews
Bodies in a small town bring the Criminal Minds team and the Winchester brothers into town, but with different missions. Strangers and Angels 'verse in the SPN fic world.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,070 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Complete
Jurassic Park: Supernatural style by robbiepoo2341 reviews
So i saw this post about Supernatural characters in Jurassic Park, and it made me want to watch the movie which then made me want to actually write this story. So I did. And I dedicated it to liisakee because her post made this hapen. Thanks, Liisa. I've spent my whole day on this. (here's the post; /dashboard/49/47849092560#)
Crossover - Jurassic Park & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,731 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Jessica M./Jess, Castiel - Complete
Gods Be Gentle by Locked Owle reviews
What exactly does it mean to be human? Dean thought he knew. The 'Master of Death' has a few ideas of his own. Slight AU Seasons 3 & 4. Part 1 of the Human 'Verse. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,465 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 305 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Harry P., Dean W. - Complete
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2961 - Favs: 16,645 - Follows: 8,350 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Captain America Type by BrokenMimir reviews
When Buffy moves to New York, she meets a nice, handsome, normal guy. Well, two out of three, anyway.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 121 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Buffy S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Scooby Doobie Dean by elfinblue reviews
An old ally returns - and decides Dean needs a vacation. No slash, no pairings, mostly silliness. Vague spoilers for season 8. Rated T for language and adult themes. Deleted and re-posted because ffnet ate my scene breaks.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,724 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
No Difference by BookkeeperThe reviews
Derek has been in a lot of bad situations. This one easily makes the top five. Or would, if Dean and Sam Winchester were actually acting like the sadistic psychopaths he expected them to be.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 353 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Sam W., D. Morgan - Complete
My Little Sherlock: Friendship is by a-bed-and-a-ladder reviews
Set between Hound of Baskerville and Reichenbach Fall. Sherlock's never had a friend before, so some research may be required. Even if it takes the form of colourful, idiotic ponies. Chapter one references episodes 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 10, 14, 20, and 24 of season 1 of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and chapter two references episodes 7, 14, and 22 of season 2.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Complete
A Day Out at the Arcade by Barbara Fett reviews
The Avengers spend their day off having fun at an arcade together. They don't know that the characters in the games they're playing are actually alive... Felix/Calhoun, Thor/Jane, Tony/Pepper.
Crossover - Avengers & Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,779 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/15/2013
Prompt: Rory Pond, Clint Barton, wounded by PlayPrayDie reviews
There was something about this guy. He wasn't exactly lying, more like just not bothering to tell the truth. Clint just couldn't quite put his finger on what it was that he was glossing over.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Rory W., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Improbable Meetings of the Wibbly Wobbly Kind by Wednesday1990 reviews
The Doctor finds himself landing back on Earth, much to his confusion. Unfortunately for him, SHIELD is waiting for his arrival.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,703 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 1,482 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 6/15/2012 - 10th Doctor, Agent Phil Coulson
Edge of the Earth by Riddelly reviews
Loki's escape from Asgard wasn't something he managed on his own. The God of Mischief has three powerful new allies, and SHIELD's only way to counter them is to draft a few new members of their own: one human, one alien, and one angel. With earthly, extraterrestrial, and supernatural forces on both sides, there's no telling what the costs of this war might be. Superwhovengerlock.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,492 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Complete
The Vending Machine's Conquest by Alyss Mainwaring reviews
Crowley gets a vending machine sent to him with only instructions. No explination about what it is mean to be. Crack. Story only here to push my story count to 30 Alyss Mainwaring
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Crowley, Will - Complete
Vigilence by KatZenSPN reviews
John had his flaws. Hell, he had a lot of them. But he knew the signs: something was after Dean, and he was going to find out what it was. Wee!chesters and also S6.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,887 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/12/2012 - John W., Castiel - Complete
Vegas baby! City of Dreams by RinCzes reviews
The Avengers take some much needed time off and head to Las Vegas. Two-Shot. COMPLETE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,840 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
And What Will Never Be by KatZenSPN reviews
2008 was a bad year for everyone. DW S3; SPN S4
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 93,052 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Martha J., Dean W. - Complete
Dude, Where's the Costume Party? by starhawk2005 reviews
Cas warns Dean and Sam that the real Loki is here. And he's bringing an army. Cue the snark.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,317 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 137 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Dean W., Loki - Complete
All Hallows' Eve - Konoha by Whispering Darkness reviews
The sky had already given up on daylight and was slowly but surely succumbing to the shadows of the night when a darkly clad figure with a pale countenance and fangs appeared out of nowhere...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 405 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
All Hallows' Eve - New York by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 7,749 - Follows: 2,322 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
And the World Kept Turning Without Me on It by LeonaWriter reviews
This has now become the place where I put my Sherlock short!fics. Will be updated whenever I get inspiration, may contain AUs and/or crossovers. You have been warned. No slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 22,106 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
It's The End Where I Begin by Honor Reid reviews
AU after Martha breaks up with Tom. Martha goes on a road trip to decide what to do with her life and runs into some old friends at a roadside diner
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Martha J., Dean W. - Complete
Past Paradoxes by freudwithwings reviews
Artemis Fowl had no problem understanding paradoxes. Travel with the Doctor had merely taught him to know when they weren't enough. Post TLG!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,629 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/29/2012 - 10th Doctor, Artemis F. - Complete
Hedgehogs and Snapping Turtles But No Unicorns by whitchry9 reviews
Or, the day Sherlock was drugged with hallucinogens. Written in text style with me as Sherlock and my friend ThatCassidyGirl as John.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Lokistone by Alydia Rackham reviews
Jane Foster suspects why she has been relocated. But then another version of herself appears, warning her that the seams of space-time will rip apart if she does not complete this task: save Loki from the Avengers, with only a violet stone to guide her.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,179 - Reviews: 2180 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Loki - Complete
Man of Iron, Father of Gold by Lunabell Marauder Knyte reviews
Tony's in London on a business meeting and escapes for a little while.On his walk he runs into an orphan...he should walk away,he shouldn't care,he wasn't up for this...but when you tell one Tony Stark that he can't do something, he does it anyway to prove you wrong.Besides...how can he say no to those woefully sad eyes that don't belong on a six year old. Deaged Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,219 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 8,834 - Follows: 4,892 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Banished Beyond Return by CaketinTheHobo reviews
An alternate version of what happened to Castiel in 5x18. The Doctor and the Ponds get an unexpected visitor in the TARDIS.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,476 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/16/2012 - 11th Doctor, Castiel - Complete
Botany and Other Dangerous Hobbies by Synthette reviews
Loki's a jerk, Dean's high and Sam's at the end of his tether. Castiel may or may not be having the angelic equivalent of a nervous breakdown. - second instalment of the Vagabonds 'verse.
Crossover - Supernatural & Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Dean W., Loki - Complete
Blurred Lines Between Reality and Imaginary by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
John and Sherlock get sent on assignment to a haunted house. They would, wouldn't they? On a dark, dreary, cold night, in the middle of nowhere, right before Hallow's Eve? Of course they would. As it turns out, the 'haunted house' might not be haunted by the supernatural kind, but more of a... serial killer kind. Maybe? Rated T for not-really-descriptive horror and swearing.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Down the Rabbit Hole and Through the Mirror by BlackBlade0001 reviews
During the chaos at the Department of Mysteries, Harry ends up falling through the Veil instead of Sirius. It's just his luck that at the same time in another universe the Void had been opened and the Walls of Reality were weak. AU post Doomsday and OOTP.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,019 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
Only the Beginning by hiholly123 reviews
While on his "farewell tour," the Doctor makes an unexpected stop in New York, and is captured by a very famous team of heroes intent on eliminating alien threats. But little do they all know, an old enemy of the Doctor's is lurking in New York, preparing to attack. *First in The (discont.) Crossover Collection series* (currently being rewritten!)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,715 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - 11th Doctor - Complete
He and I Don't Get On by esking reviews
A mysterious man appears on the side of the road, one whom Castiel is far from keen to talk to. "I prayed for you twenty years ago! When Mary needed-" "What about our mom?" Chapter 2: The truth was, Sam and Dean had seen the Doctor once before, and had more fun than they'd ever ad in their lives.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - 11th Doctor, Castiel - Complete
Mjolnir Leviathan by crazysane reviews
Guess they didn't need the bone after all...
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,392 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Dean W., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Fly by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry fled his past, flew away from the shadows that still haunted him. Steve had his own futuristic foes to battle. And even Fury wasn't sure how to go about debriefing a supposed mythical creature. Rated for Fury's coarse language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,213 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 3,037 - Follows: 2,113 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Into His Past by upsettingthemoon reviews
Set right after The Reichenbach Fall ends. An old friend of Sherlock's appears and takes John on a trip into his best friend's past.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,656 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - 11th Doctor, John W.
A New End to the End by Gaasyendietha reviews
Artemis has already told us how he feels, but Holly's still undecided. Oneshot, and that's the way it's going to stay ;)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Shattered One by MissAnnThropic reviews
When it struck Castiel, it dropped him out of the sky. He set down the first place he could find. He stood in a field in Switzerland, swaying on his feet and staring down at his body, dazed by what it had just done. mpreg
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 94,021 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Crossover by hiholly123 reviews
When a dimensional rip opens up in Artemis's world, he and his new aquaintences must fight to get home. Literally - fight. *Currently re-working, see the last chapter for info*
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,781 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Artemis F., Max
Routine Procedure by meggannn reviews
A meeting at a broken-down red telephone box. Sherlock needs to make a call and Harry's just trying to get to work.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 182 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H. - Complete
Dubious Consent by PurpleMoon3 reviews
Loki is tired. Gabriel is shopping for a new vessel. Thor always thought angels were just stories to scare little aesir into behaving.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 239 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Gabriel, Loki - Complete
Just My Luck by Whispering Darkness reviews
Staring at the one-eyed man across the table who was either trying really hard to use Legilimency on him or trying to reduce him to a pile of ash with his stare, Harry Potter couldn't help but wonder how in the world he always ended up in situations like these. Two-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 2,965 - Follows: 1,566 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
A Study in Mischief by BookkeeperThe reviews
Living with Sherlock Holmes, John has grown somewhat accustomed to sudden, unexpected insanity. This, however, is a bit much, even for him.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - John W., Loki - Complete
Almost Paradise by cywsaphyre reviews
Part of the Wanderer!verse. Prequel to Wanderer. The fifteenth jump lands him in a place so much like the home he has always wanted that he just can't stay away, even though he knows it'll hurt all the more in the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,702 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 2,293 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Not Suitable for Children Over Twelve by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
"You know, you're walking a bit funny." "Well, John, I wonder why!" Rated T just for the euphemisms.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Pandora's Box by alicat54 reviews
Dean knew that Sam's freakish brain would one day get him into trouble, so when he heard about his brother's little planned adventure on Pandora, he wasn't surprised. He just requested a transfer. Avatar xover Supernatural
Crossover - Supernatural & Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Dean W. - Complete
More Flies With Honey by peroxidepest17 reviews
Castiel finds himself in a Manhattan under alien attack.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 151 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Castiel, Loki - Complete
Curiouser and Curiouser by Kiaranassimu reviews
Harry Potter has a problem with his curiosity. So when he sees two brothers acting suspiciously his curiosity grabs hold and won't let him go until he gets to the bottom of this mystery. And the fact that the younger has a body to kill for doesn't help. Unfortunatly, hunters and wizards don't mix well...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,224 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 174 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P., Sam W. - Complete
The Reason Why Araluen No Longer Exists by With-the-Wolves reviews
While Will and Halt are on a special mission to prevent Araluen from being invaded by the most powerful enemy they've ever faced, Evanlyn comes up with a great idea: ban coffee from the rangers. Horace tried to stop her.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Complete
Daddy's Girl by betawho reviews
Somebody makes Mels cry and little Rory goes and sorts them out...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Melody P. II/Mels, Rory W. - Complete
The Second Hand Unwinds by Misato reviews
Dean wakes up one morning to find that while only one night passed for him the rest of the world has moved ahead eight years. Dean/Castiel, slash; an AU based on Disney's Flight of the Navigator.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,241 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Disney Song Challenge by padmefan17 reviews
Part of the Disney Song Challenge. Tony asks Steve to meet him on the roof and it just goes down hill from them.
Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Iron Man, Captain America
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 3,827 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Bait and Switch by PurpleMoon3 reviews
Lucifer's greatest sin was pride. After millennia in the Cage, did he really think Gabriel wouldn't learn anything new?
Crossover - Supernatural & Thor - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,108 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Gabriel, Loki - Complete
How DARE they name him Artemis! by I'mTheGirlWhoLearnedToFly reviews
When Artemis the goddess finds out about how a male child is named after her, she is predictably furious. But any sort of confrontation with Artemis Fowl the Second can get messy...*devious grin* PJO/AF one shot, I sadly don't own anything.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Artemis F., Artemis - Complete
Set Me Free by MissAnnThropic reviews
"I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition." There was a story there... this is it.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,899 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Crash Upon a Distant Shore by Jedi Buttercup reviews
The thing was: after it all went down, they still had to eat.
Crossover - Firefly & Falling Skies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Mal, Anne G. - Complete
The Cat's Cradle by ShadowedPuppeteer reviews
When Quinn can't get the mysterious Artemis Fowl out of her head, she tracks him down in hopes of finding out more about him. But never in her strangest, scariest nightmares could she have imagined what was to come...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,011 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Artemis F.
Puppy Love by Misato reviews
Castiel isn't sure what to do when he finds himself with a hellhound puppy on his hands. S6, fluffy gen.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Castiel - Complete
Because You Won't Remeber This by The Sarcastic Litttle Muffin reviews
This is my first one-shot ever. Pretty fluffy. It takes place after Walter's funeral and Wanda's on morphine.I don't know if morphine can make you loopy, but let's just pretend it does. Wanda says a few things to Ian that might shock you. WandaxIan
Host - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
The Family Name: Year Five by Elbereth in April reviews
Voldemort has risen. The Ministry has invaded Hogwarts. Artemis is teaching Harry Occlumency. Harry is teaching Defense lessons. And Draco is teaching the Slytherins to be good guys. Well, sorta.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,072 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete
And A Star to Steer Her By by Misato reviews
Impala-class vessels aren't used for freight, so Simon has no idea how River's pod wound up loaded aboard this one. Sometimes it's like the 'verse has a mind of its own. Supernatural/Firefly fusion, Sam/River, Dean/Cas.
Crossover - Firefly & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,167 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/8/2012 - R. Tam, Sam W. - Complete
The Phoenix and the Wolf by Jaxin88 reviews
The TARDIS has landed the Doctor and Rose in London, but it's not a London they recognize.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,843 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - 10th Doctor, Remus L. - Complete
Three by PurpleBeanbagProductions reviews
The Game is on again. But will Sherlock win this time around? And who is this strange man and why does he need help finding a blue box?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,556 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
A Whole New World by Rosilin McKiee reviews
One shot with Vaelyn Surana and Dean Winchester. Vaelyn goes with Dean upon his return to earth after his time spent with the Wardens.
Crossover - Supernatural & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Dean W., Surana - Complete
Clarke's Third Law by tinyrose65 reviews
Muggles say that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Rose Weasley would beg to differ. So what happens when this witch meets the last of the Time Lords? Things become a tad confusing and more than a bit fantastic (AU snapshots of series 1 and 2).
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,416 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Rose W. - Complete
Rock, Paper, Scissors by TugLover98 reviews
Will trys to explain how to play rock, paper, scissors to Halt
310 series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/9/2011
Lights Will Guide You Home by Min Daae reviews
It's one second chance too many. Castiel comes back, and things aren't really okay.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,746 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Castiel - Complete
Not there by Tashilovet reviews
John met a man that wasn't there. He wasn't there today. He wish and wish he'd go away.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,140 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/24/2011 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
In the Path of Bullets by WolfButler reviews
It's happening again. A theatre show, dinner at a posh restaurant...followed by arguments,explosions,car chases and hostage situations.When will the Fowls learn that there's no such thing as a quiet night out?It's a good job they've got Butlers around...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,233 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Butler, Major - Complete
Reception Issues by anotherfngrl reviews
The cell towers are down in London. Sherlock gets... creative when he wants to talk to John.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Engineer's Gift by shan21 reviews
When the Doctor takes a wrong turn, he and Rose find themselves aboard Serenity. Confusion, explosions, mystery, romance, and adventure ensue!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,356 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Strange New World by Les Varioufs reviews
A force that the Doctor does not recognise, a force stronger than even the formidable energy of the TARDIS itself, pulls the Doctor and Donna into a strange new world where anything seems possible. Sequel now up!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,013 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - 10th Doctor, Severus S. - Complete
221B Borrower Street by reflecting reviews
A drabble collection. Borrower John Watson has had an eventful life, at least that's what he thought, until he moved into 221B Baker Street. Borrower!John and Human!Sherlock. COMPLETE for now.
Crossover - Borrowers series & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/29/2011 - John W. - Complete
A Paranoid Old Man by WhiteRosesHaveBlackThorns reviews
"Castiel... I like to know where you are. I worry about you." Eleven/Castiel; semi-established relationship.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/28/2011 - 11th Doctor, Castiel - Complete
Some Things Just Shouldn't Be Immortal by SawManiac211 reviews
...Or read for that matter. For instance,'My Immortal'. The worst FanFiction ever. So mentally damaging, it drives you insane. And the Master wants to read it. Oh hell...based off true events i.e. me reading 'My Immortal REPOST' by Dreamreaver.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/22/2011 - The Master, Voldemort - Complete
Hôtel Le Negresco by Lli reviews
Snippets of Minerva and Butler's visits in the Hotel Negresco. A side-story of Meanwhile, Quinquatria and Behind the Scenes. Flaunting taboos isn't easy, no matter your IQ.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Butler, Minerva P. - Complete
Remembrances Of Things Past by Noxialis reviews
- Sequel to 'Raphael' - When the new 'Supernatural' books are released, Garcia convinces Reid to join the fandom. What he finds, however, are too many coincidences for him to ignore.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,484 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Chuck S./God, S. Reid - Complete
Dies Felices by Jedi Sapphire reviews
Gabriel has a proposition: on November 2, 1983, Sam dies instead of Mary. Sam goes straight up to Heaven, bypassing a miserable life and the horror of the Cage. His family has relative peace. Sam says no. If only it were that simple.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,905 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Sam W., Dean W., John W., Mary W. - Complete
Nico diAngelo and the House on Grimmauld Place by Eowebrinda reviews
Nico shadow travels to London and breaks into Number 11, Grimmauld Place to stay the night. He sets off an alarm system Moody set up to know if anyone was trying to find Number 12. Naturally, the wizards have to bring him in.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,314 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Sirius B., Nico A. - Complete
The Unearthly Quandary by wishyfishy reviews
Another case: Single Homicide. Boring, right? But with strange clues piling up, coinciding with the appearance of the equally strange 'DI John Smith,' it seems that this case has more to it than meets the eye.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,400 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - 10th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Sociopath and The Doctor by thecakeisalive reviews
My first fiction. Sherlock and Moriarty are interrupted by a mad man with an impossible blue box...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/27/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Time trouble by BreathlessBreathing reviews
Artemis' time travelling project goes awry before it even starts. He ends up in a time far from his own. Here he discovers an entire branch of untapped magic – dragons. But who made Artemis time travel? And how can Artemis return?
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 193,755 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Artemis F., Hiccup
Sour Cherry Pie Life by FaithDaria reviews
Dean has retired to the civilian life. Too bad no one told the serial killer currently stalking teenagers in Indiana.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,693 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 2,108 - Follows: 502 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Dean W., A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Doctor Molly by frankenfeels reviews
Molly Hooper suddenly reappears at St. Bart's two weeks after 'The Great Game' with a new friend.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/19/2011 - 11th Doctor, Molly Hooper - Complete
Cars by KittyBits reviews
Of course Hermione's car would choose to break down in the middle of nowhere, especially, when in that middle of nowhere someone actually show up, before she gets to fix it with magic and then something oddly unchangeable happens. HG/JB
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,721 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Hermione G., Jacob - Complete
You Were Written by Bellephont17 reviews
Meggie is reading aloud from the new book her father got for her: Artemis Fowl. Farid happens to be listening at the time . . .
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,471 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Artemis F., Farid
He Promised by Bellephont17 reviews
One of the 1095 nights Butler stood out on Sister Superior and waited for Artemis to keep his promise . . .
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Butler, Juliet B. - Complete
The World's Worst Thief by Pixiebaby321 reviews
A pretty girl decides to steal something from Artemis. PLEASE REVIEW because I'd love feedback so I can make it progressively better : Thanks, and I hope you enjoy!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,688 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Of Hunters and Agents by night flame miko reviews
When Tony, Gibbs and Dean are trapped in an underground survival course by a copy-cat serial killer, what will they do to survive? Will two Agents work with a wanted murderer in order to escape? And is everything as it seems?
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,600 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Tony D.
Beneath the Trees, Where Nobody Sees by Min Daae reviews
Hunting wears you down. A Sam-doesn't-go-to-Stanford AU.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
The Angel, The Detective, And The Phone Box by girl-of-many-faces reviews
It was only because Sherlock was bored that he took the missing person's case, but after the involvement of three strangers and their phone box he and John begin to realise that they may be in over their heads.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,838 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - 11th Doctor, John W. - Complete
Something Missing by ShadowedPuppeteer reviews
post-Journey's End Wilfred wonders if Donna remembers the Doctor and the TARDIS, and whether she ever feels a hole where they used to be.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Donna N., Wilfred M./Wilf - Complete
Warming Up to You by Nova-chan reviews
Sherlock gets hurt and sick on a case. John feels guilty because, well...he wasn't there.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Knew It Wasn't Dean by clair beaubien reviews
Sam learned in hell how to tell not-Dean from real-Dean. Rated for references to torture and other nasty things.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 82 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
A Dragon is still a Dragon by Forgotten Toaster reviews
Hiccup has gotten himself stuck in a situation he had hoped to avoid. Of course. HPGoFxHTTYD, oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 225 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Hiccup - Complete
Texts From Last Night by LOVEZINKSY reviews
99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 158 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2801 - Favs: 2,459 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
The Lonely Doctors Club by Onedergirl reviews
Two doctors meet in a pub and find out they have quite a bit in common.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Martha J., John W. - Complete
Sleepless nights by El loopy reviews
Sherlock has a nightmare and John wants to know what it was about. Set during season 1. Three-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,467 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Strange Foursome by IOnlySpeakGnommish reviews
This was one of my first fanfics, and the only reason I am keeping it on here is for sentimental reasons. This story is actually a four-way crossover between Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, and Twilight. Ignore the stupid title.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,872 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Artemis F., Edward - Complete
With a Whisper by K Hanna Korossy reviews
My Bloody Valentine tag: This is how it ends.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Revolution by jmloftin03 reviews
Peeta is be held captive as President Snow tries to tourture the answers he wants out of him. The Cullens live in Paneam and want to help the rebelion anyway they can. They organize a rescue mission to get Peeta way from the President and back to Katniss
Crossover - Twilight & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,677 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 2,635 - Follows: 323 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Ignotism by Silver Pard reviews
They have t-shirts, a designated pub and a support group. 'I shared a flat with Sherlock Holmes and lived'.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 105 - Published: 8/14/2010
What the Hell, People? by spaztronaut reviews
Kyle's POV of the events from The Host. Kyle's not just some bully that wanted Wanda dead. He had a good reason for trying to kill her. Or so he thought.
Host - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,066 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Kyle O. - Complete
Something Like Fellowship by bamftastik reviews
The party welcomes some guests to camp for the evening. Alistair gets a cooking lesson, Morrigan is confounded, Leliana is besotted and GOLEMS ARE NOT FOR RIDING. Also, run Legolas, run! ;D
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Alistair - Complete
What Makes a Father? by Fierce Kitten reviews
Early Father's Day tribute. Butler loves his young charge like a son. So every Father's Day, he's always hit with a powerful jealousy towards Timmy Fowl. But Artemis Fowl hasn't forgotten his favorite manservant this year.... One-Shot. Short.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Butler, Artemis F. - Complete
Fired by Moonlite Knight reviews
“Dear Mr. Artemis Fowl II,” the letter began in overly elegant dark blue shiny font. “It is with utmost regret that we inform you that your services are no longer needed by our Publisher."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Deanzilla vs Hydros by nej47 reviews
Dean slays a monster, only to become pretty monstrous himself. But Dean's not about to let a little-okay, very big-size issue stop him from kicking *** and taking names. **NOW COMPLETE!**
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 145,714 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
txt msg by Daria234 reviews
Humor one-shot about Dean/Cas. Originally written for a prompt on comment fic on livejournal, "For a guy who never talks you sure send some racy text messages." Set while angels and demons are looking for Dean since he is supposed to be a vessel,Season 5
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 93 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Professional by Spryte Magnus reviews
Castiel calls in a professional to help the boys with the Horsemen of the Apocalypse...
Crossover - Supernatural & Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Dean W. - Complete
Agents and Hunters by sg2009 reviews
Crossover with NCIS. People who work in Abby's lab are never what they seem. And Sam is no exception.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,679 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Eat it Twilight by liliaeth reviews
The BAU has to deal with a serial killer who believes he's hunting vampires. The unsub's name, Dean Winchester.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,401 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Dean W., D. Morgan - Complete
The Velveteen Winchester by silver ruffian reviews
Sam Winchester tries to make a life for himself at Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends.
Crossover - Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Mr. Herriman, Sam W. - Complete
The Kidnapping by Disney101 reviews
This is how I imagined what happened when Kendra's parents were kidnapped! I know that this might not of happen, because the final book hasn't come out yet. Anyway R&R PLEASE! ENJOY! If you people enjoy it I may make it a two shot or something!
Fablehaven - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Complete
Patchwork by mute90 reviews
HP/SPN Breaking sequel Some things can’t be fixed…but you’ll never know until you try.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Harry P., Bobby S. - Complete
Just One Request by best with breadsticks reviews
One-shot: Elinor knows Meggie is in need of another tale to take her mind off of things, and what better novel than one that's been grasping thousands of young women the in its storyline? :Novel Novice Twilight Challenge Winner Sept-Oct 2009:
Crossover - Inkheart & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Meggie F., Edward
Partners by Oasis Blackmore reviews
For the first time in a long time, Dean was content. And then Sam went and ruined it. Post "The Real Ghostbusters." Oneshot. T for language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Displaced by shan21 reviews
Hermione’s eyes grew wide. 'This is not happening,' her brain insisted. She had forgotten herself in Harry’s memory, feeling pity for this memory of Snape, and had screamed at James Potter to stop tormenting him. And he had clearly heard her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,611 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L.
The Family Name: Year Four by Elbereth in April reviews
Crossover with Artemis Fowl. Artemis and Draco are still at odds, and both are keeping secrets. Hermione is not happy. Harry is fighting for his life in the TriWizard Tournament.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,686 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete
Wild by Skye by MissAnnThropic reviews
Back on the road with his brother after the Stanford fire, Sam notices that there’s something different about Dean, and he’s determined to figure out what it is.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,426 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Personal Monologue of Castiel by MissAnnThropic reviews
Before making his presence known to Dean at the end of Lazarus Rising, we know Castiel was watching Dean, and we know Dean was doing some less than saintly things.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Vampire Conspiration by Borax reviews
Artemis is kidnapped by the Volturi to be turned into a vampire. Now, not only does he have to save the People from the Volturi's greediness, but there's also the matter of a punitive expedition in Forks. A/H, Twilight canon couples.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,961 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Artemis F. - Complete
Reavers by Bad Werewolf reviews
The Doctor ends up on Serenity, because Jack Harkness is up to something. River knows things. Reavers are involved. Chaos ensues.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,738 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Jack H., River - Complete
Stutter and Stumble by sparkley-tangerine reviews
Oct.31,1981 Harry Potter's parents died one tragic night at the hand of Lord Voldemort. No one questioned it. 23 years later, Harry's beginning to find that jumping to conclusions wasn't the best idea- he gets the feeling John Winchester would agree DWHP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,878 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,955 - Follows: 492 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Harry P., Dean W. - Complete
The Question by Gun toten Girly reviews
-Oneshot- There was one question that Artemis dreaded more than death itself.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Artemis F. - Complete
To End Your Suffering by MissAnnThropic reviews
The forest was bombarded with a blinding light. When it faded, Dean stared down at the body before him. It was Sam, Dean knew, but only because Dean remembered what Sam had looked like at four years old.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,515 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
A Day in the Sun by geminigrl11 reviews
Hopeful-future fic. The boys enjoy a good day, for a change.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Sleep Eternal by LittleFairy78 reviews
It took a split second, the longest split second in Dean's life to understand. And once he did, he wanted to scream even louder than Sam had just seconds before. The realization pulled the floor out from under Dean's feet. Sam thought he was dead.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,524 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Troubled Water by Phreakycat reviews
Sam's pretty sure he's going to die under this bridge, next to this stupid, stinking river.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Spirit Sabre by shadowweaver1 reviews
An enemy in disguise. A new friendship. A crashing world. All depends on a single scroll... Takes place as if EC never happened COMPLETE. Undergoing cosmetic surgery.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 74,258 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Veil of Shadows by vvc reviews
In the days after Sirius falls through the veil, Harry retreats into silence and watches as the scene repeats itself in his mind’s eye. He knows that if he can just understand what was said by those whispering voices, that he could rescue his godfather.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,842 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 359 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Succumb by K Hanna Korossy reviews
It's all in who you're giving in to.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
The Family Name: Third Year by Elbereth in April reviews
Crossover with Artemis Fowl. This year at Hogwarts: dementors, Hermione with a crush on an evil Slytherin genius, plots against Lucius, self-defense with Butler, spying on Lupin, and one alliance between Artemis and Draco guaranteed to shake things up.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,681 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete
Why Wasn't I Notified? by DellaVie reviews
It seems Priestly isn't the only one who doesn't know what the hell's going on. A SPN/Ten Inch Hero Crossover, but you don't have to have seen the movie to understand. I haven't and I wrote the damn thing.
Crossover - Supernatural & Ten Inch Hero - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,908 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Desert Trials by Come Lady Death reviews
After an accident in Morocco, Butler awakes to find himself enslaved and without a memory. As he learns the ropes of his new life, Juliet and an unlikely ally try to find and save the missing man before it's too late.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,311 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Butler, Juliet B. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 9,511 - Follows: 1,579 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Red's the New Black by frodogenic reviews
Severus Snape hates the middle of April with a passion. Maybe if Harry had known why, he wouldn't have volunteered to test Fred and George's new appearance-altering product... Short story, GOF. Hopefully fits with canon, but details may be off. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,284 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 3,000 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
House of Burden by Maygin reviews
Within its walls lives a family that has never been touched by hate, fire or the Supernatural… but for one.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,505 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
A Root and Growl by JuliennePotato reviews
One objective: Bring Commander Root back from the brink of death. Simple, right? Only problem is, they're three and a half years too late. But death's never stopped Artemis Fowl before, so why start now? Complete.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,200 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Take a Long Line by Derry reviews
Winchester isn't stupid. Dangerous, unpredictable and often reckless. But definitely not stupid. So there has to be a good reason that, knowing full well that he's on the FBI's radar, Dean Winchester brazenly walked into a Federal Building.
Crossover - Numb3rs & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,157 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Don E., Dean W. - Complete
Charges Are by wintereden reviews
Mister Winchester, please. Dean is nine. He is not qualified to be giving his class self defense lessons. John and Dean oneshot. Sweet, fluffy, and shockingly enough, no angst!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Dean W., John W. - Complete
As Night Comes On by geminigrl11 reviews
They have spent a lifetime raging against the dying of the light. And now . . . they will go gently. Deathfic.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Complete
A Dreadfully Convenient Crossover and by Spectra16 reviews
AF HP SOUE crossover. Foaly sends Artemis to Hogwarts to investigate the school of magic and what threats it could have for the People. Will Artemis discover than his missing father is a wizard? And Snape of all people? During HP 3, after AF
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,041 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Strangers and Angels by reading reviews
Worn out, the boys stop at a remote motel to get shelter from a storm.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,462 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2830 - Favs: 7,183 - Follows: 608 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Birthday Gifts and Others by Anonymized Artichoke reviews
If you're a good boy, maybe I'll buy you a lollipop." Since when has Holly Short broken a promise? Set after "The Eternity Code". Meant to be one-shot, continued to please insatiable reviewers. NOW COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Complete
The Family Name by Elbereth in April reviews
Artemis-Harry Potter Crossover. Artemis learns he is a wizard. Put one unethical child genius in Hogwarts and watch the schemes and rivalries unfold. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,631 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete
As the Moon Falls into the Sea by Li Kayun reviews
Short Ficlet -- A few days after the kidnapping incident, Artemis Fowl still has a few words left to say to Captain Short...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2002
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
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Wait, What? reviews
The Avengers aren't really sure what to make of this. Well, everyone except Steve. What? They'd gone up against a Norse god and he was really the only one who bothered to do any research afterwards? Mpreg Loki. See author's note for warnings. Not Thorki, not slash, and not your typical Mpreg fic.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,911 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 7/29/2013
Unusual Circumstances reviews
Artemis kidnaps a girl about his age. Nothing you haven't heard before. The twist? The People asked him to do it. Don't know if there will be any Artemis/OC. Please R&R! Rated T because I'm paranoid. ON HIATUS, POSSIBLE REWRITE.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,083 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Artemis F., Butler
John Sees a Doctor reviews
Pretty much an alternative to the very first scene in TRF when John is seeing his psychologist. Spoilers for TRF, rated for language.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2012 - 10th Doctor, John W.
A Random Oneshot reviews
Went ahead and changed the title since I heard this wasn't all that terrible... not really any better. :/ A Christmas fic. Rated for the one swear word in the entire thing. I am really not very satisfied with this, but oh well.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/10/2012 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Will's Day Off reviews
Yeah, I just felt bad for Will so I decided to give him a break. It is extremely boring and devoid of any kind of plot. Rated T for alcohol. Got the idea from Kangarooney, check out her story.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Will - Complete
Happy Birthday Mum reviews
It is my mother's birthday today so I wrote this for her.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Artemis F., Angeline F. - Complete
Do You Want A Lollipop? reviews
Just a random little one-shot so ShadowedPuppeteer and I could figure out this beta thing. Lollipop
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Artemis F., Beckett F. - Complete
Quite Possibly the End reviews
The Crayak is tired of playing small. He wants a huge battle. A race of sorts. All of his players against the Elimist's players. Yeah I know, sucky summary. The story is better. My first fanfic so please read and review. Constructive criticism appreciated. ON HIATUS, WILL BE A REWRITE.
Crossover - Animorphs & Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011