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Joined 08-17-11, id: 3172429, Profile Updated: 02-01-13
Author has written 5 stories for Invader Zim, Community, and Portal.

My stories:

The 401278th Intergalactic Supremacy Pie Competition of Doom: A very odd IZ political satire/ history lesson of sorts. Not meant to be allegorical of current politics (I'm not that smart), but rather of the hilarious unquestioned brutality of the Almighty Tallests, and the stupidity of its main event: The 401278th ISPC, which basically decides the fate of the of the universe. I should mention that Irkens don't like pie. And they're always second. IN PROGRESS.

GLADOS the Storyteller: a brief Portal oneshot which begins with a simple Roman Empire allegory and ends with the deaths of several little girls. Complete

Min, the Horrible New Cliche: I wrote this a while ago and never published it. It's old, but I thought it was pretty funny. It's an IZ fic. 1shot. Complete

100: Annie and Abed watch movies with each other throughout the series. Lots of Annie pairings. Lots. Primarily romantic. 10-parter Complete

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MORE IZ Pairings You've Probably Never Thought Of by JoeMerl reviews
Gaz and SKOODGE? Tak and GIR? Would ANYONE date Ms. Bitters? A collection of one-shots and drabbles for when ZADR just ain't weird enough. Dedicated to FluffleNeCharka; cover image by The Illustrious Crackpot. Newest pairing: DASkPrR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 27,110 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Gaz, Skoodge] Dib
The Rats of NIMH by Raha reviews
ONE: All will bow to the Irken Reformation Company. TWO: All will conform to the Irken image. THREE: All non-Irken activities will cease immediately. FOUR: All individual thought will be banned. FIVE: All defects will be terminated. ALL! HAIL! IRK! ZADR. Coverart by neofox, colored by Ravestart.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,936 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Zim, Dib
Door Number Two by MC-Aitlyn reviews
Flaming lips and wild hearts lead to a truly unexpected evening for Miss Annie Edison. Abed/Annie, Jeff/Annie
Community - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,780 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Annie E., Abed N. - Complete
Downfall by Invader Johnny reviews
Invader Tenn has been captured by the Meekrob and every invader is sent to rescue her, but of course the Tallest dont want Zim to know of this rescue mission. Unfortunatelly for them he does find out which spells horrible DOOM For the Irken Empire!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,888 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Zim, Tenn - Complete
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The 401278th Intergalactic Supremacy Pie Competition of Doom reviews
Every year, the most prosperous planets in the universe, which constitute its majority, are wagered in the form of a deadly, empire-changing... pie competition. And every year, the Irken Empire places 2nd.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,302 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Zim, Tak, Red
Victory reviews
Zim conquers the Earth, and is defeated twice. Oneshot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Zim - Complete
100 reviews
Annie and Abed have been watching the AFI's Top 100 movies together since their third day at Greendale. A reimagining of the series as well as a collection of drabbles simultaneously. Lots of pairings, mostly AnniexAbed. Slight AU. Finished. Quickly updated w/ final chapter to apologize for 5 month hiatus. 10/10parter
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,482 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Abed N., Annie E. - Complete
GLaDOS the Storyteller reviews
A short fic about the time GLaDOS was forced to entertain the little girls on Take Your Daughter to Work Day. T for implied character death.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/2/2012 - GLaDOS - Complete
Min, the Horrible New Cliche! reviews
This is an old story I guess I never published, which I wrote 2-3 years ago. I know bashing on Mary-Sues is easy and has been done to death, but they still annoy me. Rated T for accessibility. 1shot
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Dib, Zim - Complete