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Joined 08-17-11, id: 3172496, Profile Updated: 04-28-13
Author has written 5 stories for Star Wars, and Lord of the Rings.

Update 1/25/13: If anyone out there actually still cares about "Silly Star Wars Poetry" . . . I'm really sorry. I know I said it wouldn't be on hiatus for long, but I just have not been poetically inspired at all, so I'm honestly not sure if I will continue it. For the three or so of you that requested poems that I haven't gotten around to writing, I apologize sincerely. There is still a chance that I will eventually write them, but for the near future at least, I won't be continuing. I feel horrible about it . . . again, so sorry guys.

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Hey everyone! I've been lurking around this site for some time and finally decided to get an account, so, yeah, here I am! I really have no idea what to say here, so here goes...

Okay, so a little bit about me: I am a high-school student somewhere in the U.S.A. (sorry, you don't get to know anything more specific!). I love movies, reading, writing, clarinet, saxophone, choir, badminton, puzzles, roller coasters, traveling, camping, Australian, British, and Scottish guys and their wonderful accents, and food. I hate homework (which I really should be doing rather than typing this), shopping, The Grapes of Wrath, public bathrooms, waking up early, and stereotypical dim-witted teenage girly-girls (I'm not saying all girly-girls are dim-witted, I just hate the dim-witted ones). Rereading this paragraph, I guess I also love parentheses.

A lot of people here talk about their fandoms, so I guess I'll do that now.

Books: Anything by Cornelia Funke (Inkheart series, Thief Lord, etc.), The Outsiders, Princess Bride (even though the ending frustrated me to no end), Half Moon Investigations, by Eoin Colfer, The Alex Rider series (not so much anymore, but it's still fun reading), The Hunger Games, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Lord of the Rings (this is my current obsession), Harry Potter (which I finally decided to read for the first time, and realized that not only did it live up to its hype, but far surpassed it).

Movies: Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark and Last Crusade, Back to the Future, The Lord of the Rings, The Original Star Wars trilogy (NOT the prequels!!), Spaceballs, Jurassic Park, Mulan, The Lion King, Harry Potter, Witness (the only movie with both Harrison Ford and Viggo Mortensen, and they were both still young-ish and very fun to look at... the movie itself wasn't bad either ;) ).

TV Shows: Castle, M*A*S*H, The Nanny, Blackadder (if you have not heard of this 1980s British comedy series, you need to go watch it RIGHT NOW!), Big Bang Theory, Firefly, Sherlock.

Well, there you have it! My likes and dislikes, crammed into one not-so-short profile page. I will likely be reading fanfiction way more than writing it, and definitely not for all of these fandoms (probably just Star Wars and LOTR... and maybe Firefly and Castle). And in case you were curious about my pen name, a smorelet is the combination of an omelet and a smore (it's a Castle reference), and 4077 is from M*A*S*H. Look at me, MASHING two of my favorite shows together into one pen name! Bad pun? I'm sorry. I completely agree.

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Pick any 12 fictional characters, in no particular order:

1. Han Solo (Star Wars)

2. Frodo Baggins (LOTR)

3. Marion Ravenwood (Indiana Jones)

4. Finnick Odair (Hunger Games)

5. Frank Burns (M*A*S*H)

6. Kate Beckett (Castle)

7. Sheldon Cooper (Big Bang Theory)

8. Aragorn (LOTR)

9. Doc Brown (Back to the Future)

10. Eowyn (LOTR)

11. C3PO (Star Wars)

12. Sylvia Fine (The Nanny)

1. Have you read a 6/11 fic? Beckett and C3PO... nope.

2. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? If Sylvia got Aragorn pregnant... uh... that's not even possible. Even the other way around, it's just wrong.

3. Can you read fics about 9/3? Doc and Marion. Haven't seen any...

4. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Do I think Finnick Odair is hot? Is this a trick question or something?!?!?!

5. Would 1 and 6 make a good couple? Han and Beckett. Well, Leia and Beckett do have quite a few similarities... if Beckett and Han were on the same planet and Castle and Leia were out of the way, sure! Otherwise, no.

6. 5/9 or 5/10? Frank/Doc or Frank/Eowyn. NEITHER! ... But with Frank/Doc Doc could just put him in the DeLorean and send him back to the time of the dinosaurs where Frank would be eaten alive... so 5/9.

7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 1 and 12 making out? If Sheldon walked in on Han and Sylvia making out:

Sheldon: (some incomprehensible scientific thing that I can't bother to think of)

Han: Threepio, if you interrupt me one more time, I swear I'll - *looks at Sheldon* - Goldenrod, how did you turn into a human?

Sheldon: I am not C3PO! I am Sheldon Cooper, theoretical physicist at the University of -

Han: *jumps into Millennium Falcon and blasts off*

8. Make a summary for a 3/10 fic. Marion and Eowyn. The two feisty heroines realize they have a lot in common as they discuss everything from falling in love to fighting strategies. (stupid, I know)

9. Is there anything as 1/8 fluff? Han and Aragorn - definitely NOT. However, add me into that story, and it'll be fluffier than a cumulus cloud! :D

10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. Sheldon and Sylvia. "There, there." Sylvia is upset because there's no more quadruple chocolate fudge cake, and Sheldon tries to console her. That actually sounds kinda fun to write...

11. What might 10 scream out in a moment of passion? Eowyn. "I am no man! YAHHH!!!" *plunges sword into Witch-King's ... uh, face.

12. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be? Han, Beckett, and Sylvia. Warning: um... this story contains an awesome scoundrel, a tough cop, and Sylvia's fetuccini alfredo. Prepare for insanity.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about 5? You mean Major (Idiot) Frank Burns? Never!

14. 1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, brokenhearted, has a stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3. Han and Doc are in a happy relationship (oookay...) until Doc suddenly runs off with Finnick. Han, brokenhearted, has a stand with C3PO (WHAT?!?!?!) and a brief, unhappy affair with Sylvia, then follows the wise advice of Frank (LOL. That's a first!) and finds true love with Marion. ... yeah, that's one story I won't be writing anytime soon!

15. How would you feel if 7/8 were canon? In what screwed-up universe would Sheldon/Aragorn be canon???!?

16. What would be a good pick-up line for 10 to use on 2?

Eowyn to Frodo: You know, when your eyes roll back in your head like that, I get hypnotized too! (my brain is fried! I can't be creative right now, okay?)

17. 2, 8, and 11 are stuck in a burning barn. You can only save one. Who is it?

Frodo, Aragorn, and C3PO. Frodo. Aragorn is more than capable of saving himself, and 3PO can always get repaired.

18. Who would you rather kill off, 1 or 7?

Han or Sheldon? Sorry, Sheldon!

19. What would you do if 6 was high on caffeine? It would take an AWFUL lot of caffeine for Beckett to get high on it! I'd probably wonder how many barrels she drank in one sitting.

20. Who's prettier, 1 or 10?
Well, Eowyn's a girl, and I think she's pretty. Han is not pretty - but he is very good-looking. So Eowyn.

21. Would you be best friends with 2? Frodo? Sure, why not? Unless I'd have to go to Mordor with him... then no. I'd love to be best friends with Sam, though!

22. In a fight, would 4, 7, or 8 win? Finnick, Sheldon, or Aragorn. Aragorn, obviously! It's not a fair fight. (Then again, anyone vs. Aragorn isn't a fair fight.)

Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night

Han. If only...

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering
Marion! Get outta here!

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow

Finnick is going to marry Doc. So running off together worked out, huh? (see #14)

Number 5 cooked you dinner


Frank: Here! See? I cooked you dinner! And Captain Pierce thinks I can't do anything well! Hmph!

Me: *tentatively takes bite, throws up* What are you talking about, Ferret Face? You're a worse cook than you are a surgeon, and that's really saying something!

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping

Me: Um, hi Beckett... what are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be chasing murderers?

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family

Sheldon. Oh, no. No, no, no, NO!!!!!!!

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow

Me, visiting him: Okay, Aragorn, how many orcs were you fighting? I've TOLD you not to take on more than ten thousand at once, especially when you're sleep-deprived and already fighting five Ringwraiths and a cave-troll!

Aragorn: I wasn't fighting orcs! Gimli, uh... pushed me off of a chair.

Me: 0_0

Number 9 made fun of your friends
Hehehe... Doc making fun of my friends... very ironic. As weird as some of them are, Doc's way crazier.

Number 10 ignored you all the time

Eowyn is ignoring me?

WAAAAAAH! ,(

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LOTR Mail Service by Enchanted Authoress reviews
Middle-earth has discovered how fun writing letters can be. "Dear Aragorn," Legolas wrote, scribbling on a piece of parchment, "I think I'm going mad. Why else would a bunch of giggling girls be following me everywhere I go?"
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 8/4/2012
The 226th Hunger Games: Escape by Europa22 reviews
The fourth in my Hunger Games series. Even though it isn't a Quarter Quell, President Raven decides to throw in a little twist and unveil something that has been a secret for many years. These games are meant to be one of the most complex, suspenseful ones yet. Which one of our dear tributes will survive, and which will have their blood splattered across the arena's walls?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 60 - Words: 354,684 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Other tributes - Complete
Promises by CSHL reviews
The sequel to "40 Days" that answers the questions, "What happened when our lost Rebels returned to the Alliance? How did Leia cope with the loss of the man she loves, and what were the reactions to their relationship? How was the rescue for Han planned? And the burning question I know you all can't wait to find out…How does Leia feel about Han's response on Bespin?"
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,712 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Leia O., Han S.
Repairs by CSHL reviews
A selection of short stories on Han, Leia, and the repairs they have made throughout their lifetime together. Goes all the way from Pre-ANH to long after RotJ.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,884 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Leia O., Han S.
Extraordinary Measures by Extraordinarily Extraordinary reviews
Somewhat AU - A bet gone wrong results in a kidnapping. With everything on the line, the team is willing to go to extraordinary measures to get one of their own back, safe and sound. **NOW COMPLETE
Castle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,539 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Orc Talk by Rinon u-Cuthalion reviews
Everyone has radio news shows, don't they? Even the orcs. Gorak from Lugburz gives his opinion on the War, the economy, and the local sporting events.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012
Hunger Games: Blood to Blood by Europa22 reviews
*Currently on Hiatus. AU: In a Panem driven by a ruthless intellectual and a sadomasochistic Gamemaker, the Hunger Games always promise a twist, but the Fifth Hunger Games is entirely different, both country and tributes are to be shocked to the core and will face the wildest roller-coaster possible.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,729 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Other tributes
Merry Little Happenings by Aileil reviews
This is a series of one-shots dealing with the little everyday happenings that were not mentioned in the book or depicted in the movie to speak of. Really, one does wonder what happened while they sat around a fire, rode their ponies, or stood watch...
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012
Welcome to ME High by Enchanted Authoress reviews
It's a new semester at Middle-earth High School! Aragorn is the valedictorian, Frodo is the exchange student, Legolas is the captain of the archery team...and Saruman is the vice principal? Discover what happens when Saruman and Sauron plot a dark scheme to buldoze ME High, and how the "Fellowship" stop them. Aragorn/Arwen, Éowyn/Faramir, Éomer/Lothíriel, Pippin/Diamond, etc.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,179 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Aragorn, Frodo B.
Bubbles and Laughter by AlonaMorning reviews
About a year after Miranda, Simon is celebrating a very important anniversary by asking a very important question.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Simon, Kaylee - Complete
Dinosaurs by OfficerAerynSun27 reviews
She never knew why the dinosaurs on the bridge were off-limits. Post BDM
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Zoe W., Wash - Complete
40 Days by CSHL reviews
This is MY version of the famous Flight to Bespin. A day by day account of the journey filled with love, arguements, possibilities, bets, laughter, tears, nightmares, and regrets. Voted as best Han and Leia Fanfic!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 132,356 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
The Easy Days by kyuubecky reviews
numerous one-shots of some of the days that our heroes AREN'T fighting orcs or almost dying. first: Elrohir is most dangerous when he does'nt want to be awoken. second: dont annoy Estel when he is already tired and angry.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,742 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Aragorn, Legolas
a perfect sonnet by xoVanilla-Bean reviews
Five years after the end of the war, Gale encounters Katniss for the first time since he's left. Reconciling with the past turns out to be just as hard, if not harder, than he imagined. — eventual GaleKatniss
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 207,902 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
Amare Memoria by don't.diss.the.puff reviews
75 years in the arena, 1718 dead, 82 living on in glory. But who mourns for the lost souls of the victors? Is living through the memories really better than dying? After all, when you kill someone, a part of you dies too.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Complete
B2MeM 2012: A Spirit in Shadows by Mirach reviews
Gondor in the 4th Age. The Queen has been poisoned, and the King would do anything to save her. Will that be enough? And what about Sauron after the loss of his Ring? As the line between friends and enemies blurrs, Aragorn finds himself in a difficult situation.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 58 - Words: 27,310 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Aragorn, Sauron - Complete
Behind Enemy Lines by PeppermintAmortentia reviews
"District Two's not here to save you now." He mumbled into my ear, dragging the knife a bit. I spun around just in time to see Cato drag Crellis off of me, snapping his neck with his bare hands. "Yeah, actually. He is." - Aria was ready for the games, she had been trained by them for her father since she was young. Yes, she was ready. Ready that is, until she met Cato. Cato/OC
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,999 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Cato, Other tributes - Complete
Empire's Son by blank101 reviews
COMPLETE! Dark AU-Action/Drama. In the chaos of conflict as a Republic crumbles into an Empire, two babies are smuggled to safety to keep them safe from a Sith Emperor's attention. It will not be enough. Their lives take very different paths, one raised as the Alliance's New Hope, the other as the Empire's Son. Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Darth Vader, Palpatine, Leia Organa
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 378,394 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Han S., Luke S.
100 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Middleearth by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Everything you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Middle-earth...yet the Fellowship and friends are going to do it all anyways. After all, where's the fun in war without a little chaos? Oh dear...It looks like Sauron will have a lot on his plate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,819 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Aragorn, Sauron - Complete
I'm With the Sue by The Man-Eating Ninja reviews
Lucy just wanted to relax. To bad her May-Sue of a sister decided to drag her to Middle Earth. Now, Lucy must keep her insipid little sister from jumping Legolas, trying to steal the ring and destroy it herself, and overall just screwing with canon.WARNING- one should not take this to seriously.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,226 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Elrohir, Erestor
A World Without Sin by LostExploring reviews
A mysterious substance left at a crime scene leaves two officers dead.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,518 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Rick C., Kate B.
In Plain Sight by YesNoMaebySo reviews
Takes place after season 3. A little mystery, romance, and humor. Castle is out of town when Beckett receives some difficult news and suddenly she finds herself wishing he was home with her...
Castle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,123 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Rick C., Kate B.
Passing by Windsong reviews
Will/Lyra. As the years pass, they find ways to cope with a love that's always out of reach. SPOILERS through the end of The Amber Spyglass.
His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Lyra B./S./Lizzy B., Will P. - Complete
Tell Them I Ain't Comin' Back by sudipal reviews
It's been years since Malcolm Reynolds had first taken on the persona of Richard Castle. But when he finds out that his crew had never given up searching for him, which life will he choose?
Crossover - Firefly & Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,078 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
Apples and Cherries by daphnebeauty reviews
Something happens to completely upturn the lives of Castle and Beckett, throwing them into an adventure that tests and pushes them to their extremes. Mystery, action, and love ensue.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 50 - Words: 118,079 - Reviews: 2552 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Valor by Championship Vinyl reviews
Esposito's past is behind him...or so he thinks. But when an innocent visit home becomes a web of lies and murder, will his past destroy his present and future? MULTICHAPTER. Strong Esplanie. Read, review, and get ready for the ride...
Castle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,656 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Javier E.
Find Me by Phoenix073109 reviews
Will Castle and Beckett's love story be stopped short before it has a chance to truly start? The duo is on the verge of catching a killer who manages to find one of them first. Bear in mind I am a hopeless romantic! CHAPTER 10 NOW UP.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,704 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Kate B., Rick C.
Not Enough? Then what is? by tiff098765 reviews
What if, when Kate made the "School's funniest kid, & it's not enough," comment, Castle demanded to know what was enough? How explosive would that get? And what happened between the scenes we saw? Middle and later chapters have great fluff.
Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,503 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
The Way I Am by Duck Life reviews
"What other part of myself do I have to lose next?" She looked at Ashley like he had an answer, but he really didn't. Multichap. Please R&R! Warning: Multiple Character Deaths. Title from the Ingrid Michaelson song. Spoilers for Knockout and Pretty Dead.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,279 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Alexis C., Kevin R. - Complete
In Which Kevin Ryan Claws His Ears Off by Zofie C. Field reviews
The dangers of eavesdropping...
Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Kevin R. - Complete
The Princess Cop by Duck Life reviews
Beckett slips into a coma, and both Castle and Josh refuse to leave her side. Meanwhile, Kate spins an interesting and familiar dreamland of dragons, knights, and a princess with a mission. Caskett. Winner of 2011 Castle Fan Award!
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,822 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
When The Wheels Fall Off by Duck Life reviews
Beckett arrives a moment too late while Lockwood is torturing Ryan and Esposito, and Ryan's life is changed forever. Please R&R! Multichap. Canon couples.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,677 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Kevin R., Javier E. - Complete
Poster Boy by Zofie C. Field reviews
Castle finds something very interesting in Beckett's room.
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
This Side of Paradise by Nieriel Raina reviews
Aragorn finds nothing is simple about a simple bath. Arwen discovers lending a helping hand has unexpected rewards. Too bad there's an evil Ring to be destroyed and an overprotective father in Imladris. 2010 MEFA Nominee
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,984 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - [Aragorn, Arwen U.] Legolas, Elrond - Complete
Burden of Guilt by lindahoyland reviews
Aragorn's and Faramir's friendship and the Steward's very life is threatened after a violent and tragic incident with Eomer leads to the Steward's imprisonment and brutal beating.Can Aragorn find a way to save his friend ?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 62 - Words: 126,217 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
Warm Beds and Warmer Heads by Thundera Tiger reviews
Aragorn, Halbarad, their campfire, and some questionablyobtained ale. Join our two favorite Rangers and enjoy what might have been a typical night in their journeys together.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,370 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2004 - Aragorn, Halbarad - Complete
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Middle-Earth Mad Libs reviews
Get your pencil and paper ready, because we're going to play Mad Libs - LOTR style! Full instructions inside. Bring your creativity!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,116 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012
Boredom and a Carousel reviews
Frodo is recovering in Rivendell, and everyone else is busy doing important things, leaving a very bored Pippin to his own devices. There's no way that this can end well. ***Now with Chapter 2: An Unexpected (and unrelated) Sequel!***
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
The Fellowship Goes to the Mall reviews
Aragorn just wants to buy a birthday gift for Arwen. Too bad the rest of the Fellowship's craziness threatens to make that task an impossible one! Lots of pointless insanity ahead - you have been warned!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,260 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Aragorn - Complete
Silly Star Wars Poetry reviews
The title is pretty self-explanatory - just a collection of silly, random poems about various characters and things in the Star Wars universe. Poem 3: Ten Random Haikus. I still take requests!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012
Rules of the Falcon reviews
When C3PO volunteers the Falcon as a transport for 26 Rebel refugees, things get a little out of hand. Han and Chewie must lay down some laws if they want to keep some peace . . . and their sanity.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Han S., C-3PO - Complete