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Joined 08-18-11, id: 3173371, Profile Updated: 12-26-13
Author has written 14 stories for 3rd Rock from the Sun, Wilfred, Pee-wee's Playhouse, Good Wife, Fringe, Torchwood, Once Upon a Time, Doctor Who, and Pacific Rim.

Countless thanks to all those who have taken the time to read and review my stories. You mean the world to me. xoxox


Many thanks to my dear friend, Sebastian, for giving my stories her seal of approval. And also for her continuous support and therapy. Everyone should read her work. (She loves OUAT and Tin Man) http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3582145/


This lady has sent me two boxes of movies and food stuffs, only one of which I have received - not her fault. Check her out.
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/4301862/


Couples I Ship:

Doctor Who:

Rose/10th... 11th Doctor? (whatever he is now)

OUAT:

Rumbelle, Regina/Daniel, Snow/Charming

TGW:

Peter/Eli, Eli/Natalie, Cary/Clarke, Kalinda/Alicia, Elsbeth/Josh


For MangelWurzel, here is:

TLC's Waterfalls http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSXP8jQZWT4
Rihanna's Cockiness: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaCbOFg3OeI
Justin Timberlake's Rock your Body: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FraI5i9cTYk
Franz Ferdinand's Stand On The Horizon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu-SHZkWdWU
Bat for Lashes' All Your Gold: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXK0Ejzin4c


For the Doctor Who story Beetling, here is Franz Ferdinand's Jackie Jackson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT7uSlab8m0


For the Torchwood Gwen and Owen story
Chapter 1. Pulp's my body may die: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTAj652z4mo

Chapter 2. O.K, it would be funny if this was on the car stereo while poor Owen is in so much pain: The Scissor Sisters, Someone to touch (how many times) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KljUPhgCiEg

Chapter 3. MIKA Lollipop: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J0if88fq1Q


Till Our Tales Fall Off: David Bowie's Time will crawl.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMhMaNAmT-U


To be the Instrument of Evil to What You Wholly Love: Bjork's Pagan Poetry
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp6tAcjq0N0


A Buzz, Buzz, Buzzin' like them Killer Bees.

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Induced Blooming reviews
Absolutely crack-pot version of the 12th Doctor. Mine is an insane, bi, jumper wearing, shoe buying, pain-in-the bum. Posted just for fun.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/9 - 12th Doctor, Clara O.
Mangelwurzel reviews
Series of one-shots. Belle and Rumple sing/dance to music that they would never sing/dance to. Rumbelle. The newest chapter comes first, since hardly anyone ever checks beyond that.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - [Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle]
When You Touch Me I Die Just A Little Inside
Hermann just can't take hearing Newt blather on while he's trying to read. But then music plays and zing go the strings of their hearts. Slash -O- Rama.
Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2013 - [Hermann G., Newton G.] - Complete
First reviews
River thinks she's the only one who knows the Doctor's name but Rose tells her otherwise. Slight 11 bashing, all done in jest. Drabble. AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Complete
With Golden Hands, One Can Always Afford The Choicest Delicacies reviews
Two Golds from different worlds run into each other at the law offices of Lockhart/Gardner.
Crossover - Good Wife & Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
They Left the Shelter of the Laurels reviews
Ruby gifts Anton with a cassette player. Little does she know he has a crush on her. Unadulterated froth once again.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/23/2013 - [Red Riding Hood/Ruby L., Anton/Tiny] Grumpy/Leroy, Happy - Complete
Beetling reviews
Rose feels under the weather so Ten decides they should spend their day with her mum. Meanwhile, the Doctor has an intense craving for cakes.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2013 - 10th Doctor, Jackie T., Rose T. - Complete
It's As If I Ran My Finger Along That Polished Wall In The Dark reviews
Nothing is as it should be after Gwen discovers something piercing Owen's skin. Rated T for cursing, sexual themes and slight gore. Contains the whole Torchwood gang.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Jack H., Gwen C., Owen H. - Complete
Carapace reviews
An evening in Rumpelstiltskin's living room. One-shot. Rumbelle, of course.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/25/2013 - [Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle] - Complete
Half-waking reviews
Cora forces Regina to play with Snow, thinking that it will deepen their relationship. Regina later happens upon Daniel in the forest.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2013 - [The Evil Queen/Regina M., Daniel] Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard, The Queen of Hearts/Cora M. - Complete
Till Our Tails Fall Off reviews
Walter's random thoughts as he sits beside someone on a bus. Takes place before the Observers ruined everything.
Fringe - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Walter B.
Pootly-Nautch reviews
Pee-Wee is miffed when Cowboy Curtis buys take-out that is not to his liking.
Pee-wee's Playhouse - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Complete
My Word! Has Your Ship Come Home? reviews
Things go downhill after Wilfred puts something in Ryan's drink. Rated T for suggestive themes and queasiness.
Wilfred - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Wilfred, Ryan N. - Complete
Repulsive Dick reviews
Harry, while in disguise as Mrs. Dubcek, sneaks out with an old flame. Meanwhile, Dick goes undercover to find out if Mary would love him if he were a woman, and also questions why certain types of love are taboo. Takes place a month after the second season episode "Romeo & Juliet & Dick". Do not read if you are against gay relationships and/or the thought of Harry being Bi.
3rd Rock from the Sun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,563 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Complete