The Old Circle Jerk
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Joined 08-18-11, id: 3173465, Profile Updated: 02-03-12
Author has written 6 stories for Victorious, and Mortal Instruments.

thumb ring bitch.

you've got some schmidt on your face. ~


there was a time where i could hold you,
and we would watch the whole world spin.
we used to lay and talk for hours,
and wouldn't let the daylight in.

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Game Change by Ruan Chun Xian reviews
How Clove went from imagining Cato's lifeless body in front of her at the Reaping to screaming his name in the Arena.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
From Where You Are by greenconverses reviews
Percy deals with the unexpected aftermath after the Agro II lands at Camp Jupiter. Post-SoN, Percy/Annabeth, spoilers.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Dead Hearts by Kikume reviews
Though she'd never admit it aloud, Tate's mouth pressing gently against her inner thigh is enough to scare the girl who isn't afraid of anything. Violate. One-shot.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,445 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Violet H., Tate L. - Complete
One and Only by chasingafterstarlight reviews
Sometimes, things change and you find that what you're looking for wasn't what you really wanted at all. /or, trying to find love and messing up along the way. -Beck/Jade/André, in three parts.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,715 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/19/2011 - André H., Jade W. - Complete
Of Sappy Emails and Smiley Faces by chasingafterstarlight reviews
Well, now Jade and André have each others' email addresses- really, what could go wrong? /JadeAndré, takes place post-Jade Gets Dumped. Humor.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2011 - André H., Jade W. - Complete
All Roads Lead to Rome by greenconverses reviews
If Rick Riordan had written seven more pages... Percy/Annabeth, post-Son of Neptune. Spoilers!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 125 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
burning ice & melting hot by queen-of-anarchy reviews
in which i write jandré drabbles because i can. / jade&andré
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - André H., Jade W.
Our Deal by imlaughingnow reviews
Andre was the white, solid keys; his notes strong and pure. Jade was corrupt, she was bitter; she was his accent. She complimented him. /\ Jade couldn't hit all the notes by herself, but with Andre's hand over hers, somehow, she managed. Jandre, Bade
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Jade W., André H. - Complete
365 Days by lowlaury reviews
Monday, well, baby I fell for you, Tuesday I wrote you this song, Wednesday I wait outside your door, even though I know it's wrong. / / Beck/Jade/André - JANDRECK. Based on Jade Gets Crushed.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/7/2011 - André H., Beck O. - Complete
equinox by Apathy In Disguise reviews
You can hope and wish and dream all you want but it doesn't matter, does it, when you have to sit and watch the person you love, love someone else? Tori & Beck, falling apart.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Tori V., Beck O. - Complete
too early for goodbye by coffee-stained lips reviews
He remembers. / Artie&Quinn. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Artie A., Quinn F. - Complete
slow it down, make it stop by aloxi reviews
thirteen possibilities for jade and andré. / their romance is nothing more than a series of almosts.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Jade W., André H. - Complete
The Talk by greenconverses reviews
Percy decides it's time to give Nico The Talk … several years and three girls too late. Companion piece to A Little Girl Talk Never Hurt Anyone.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Percy J., Nico A. - Complete
The Agony and the Ecstasy by greenconverses reviews
Annabeth always picks the worst movies for the two of them to watch together. Percy/Annabeth, futurefic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Reason Why by chasingafterstarlight reviews
In which André falls in love and Jade is oblivious. -Six times André really sees Jade, and one time Jade doesn't see him. /JadeAndré, slight angst and JadeBeck.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2011 - André H., Jade W. - Complete
A Little Girl Talk Never Hurt Anyone by greenconverses reviews
"All right," Rachel says. "So tell me. How's Percy in the sack?"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 88 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Annabeth C., Rachel D. - Complete
twentys never been so far from sixteen by MakatoMai reviews
Andre thinks she has a knack for being right. Bade,Jandre,Tandre,Cabbie
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2011 - André H., Jade W. - Complete
searching for prey by the beating of our hearts by nnnovemberist reviews
I shouldn't love you because you're not mine.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2011 - André H., Jade W. - Complete
Terrible by K9GM3 reviews
The worst Victorious fan fic ever.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Tori V., Beck O. - Complete
Terror Terrible Victorious Fic by demondreaming reviews
This is bad. This is really bad, and intentionally so. I'm so sorry. Read it anyway. Beck/Tori.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Beck O., Tori V. - Complete
Good Medicine by Laurie M reviews
Post 'TOW All The Rugby'. Rachel picking Chandler up from the airport is an act of friendship; what happens after that is something else entirely.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,429 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Chandler B., Rachel G. - Complete
somethings gotta give by MakatoMai reviews
because back then she was just Jade, with no freaking & attached.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Jade W., André H. - Complete
give it up by MakatoMai reviews
That night his fingers strum against the piano keys and the only thing that doesn't sound like musical slaughter is GIVE IT UP. And he knows that's exactly what he needs to do.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2010 - André H., Jade W. - Complete
you are the light that's leading me by seemslikeaporno reviews
This is some mess you've gotten yourself into, babydoll. / André&Jade, featuring all their imperfections.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2010 - André H., Jade W. - Complete
just enjoy the show by aloxi reviews
And so he's making out with Jade West in the half-dark auditorium, the lights never quite falling directly on them, and the next morning he effortlessly composes a song full of too-sweet notes and soft words that don't make any sense at all. JadeAndré.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2010 - André H., Jade W. - Complete
With Or Without You by believeinthegods reviews
Oceans. Loneliness. Memories. Summertime. Fairy-tales. Memories. Cameras. Music. Confessions. Missed calls. Christmas. Sugar. Tears. Sales. Blackmail. Blossom. Mistakes. Numbers. Conversations. Shopping. Parenthood. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,503 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Click by believeinthegods reviews
Annabeth Chase was sure she was in a serious relationship. As it turns out, she's not. Because she hasn't had the Click. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,759 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Four Times Percy and Annabeth Almost Have Sex by greenconverses reviews
Four moments leading up to Percy and Annabeth's first time together. Futurefic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,388 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 210 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Diversionary Tactics by greenconverses reviews
Percy has an unusual way of sorting out arguments with Annabeth. Or distracting her when a certain son of Hades needs to run for his life, whatever the case might be. Percy/Annabeth fluff, humor.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Getaway by WindowChild reviews
Percy and Annabeth spend the summer before college on a boat trip around the world. As they try to keep their relationship afloat, along with the boat itself, they learn more about the reasons why they care for each other as much they do. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,526 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
A Heart to Heart with Leo by The Anonymite reviews
It is always wise to make sure people aren't standing outside your door before you decide to spill your secrets to your lazy-ass cat. Fairly cracky. Post-Inception.
Inception - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
The Life and Times of Percy & Annabeth by dancechick307 reviews
A series of oneshots all about our favorite couple sprinkled with fluff and topped with humor. Need I say more?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 39,900 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
52: The Best Thing by cali-chan reviews
It's not hard to see why they fell in love so completely. Percy/Annabeth, Post-TLO.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Love, Actually by greenconverses reviews
Percy realizes something important while he's studying Trig one day: he's in love. Percy/Annabeth fluff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 94 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Badge of Life by Artemis Rae reviews
Nakedness isn't only about removing your clothes. Annabeth is an open book, if Percy can learn how to read her. Percy/Annabeth, set post series, warnings for spoilers.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
if I ever cross your mind by greenconverses reviews
Percy and Annabeth choose separate paths to immortality after the Battle of New York. Nothing will stop them from being together, even if it means breaking a few rules along the way. AU, futurefic. Written for the PJO Kinkmeme.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Visits of a Godly Sort by FieryBrunette reviews
If there's anything Aphrodite adores, it's an awesome love story to meddle with. Which seems to be the exact reason she will not leave Annabeth Chase alone until the girl fesses up about her own love troubles with Percy Jackson...Percabeth! R&R please?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,266 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Annabeth C., Aphrodite - Complete
Between a Rock and a Hard Place by greenconverses reviews
In which Annabeth gets chained to a rock, Percy gets to gloat, and someone gets sacrificed to a fearsome child of Poseidon. Written for the pjo kinkmeme.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
3 Ways Percy and Annabeth Could've Gotten Married by greenconverses reviews
Three possible wedding scenarios for Percy and Annabeth, and the one way they actually got married. Percy/Annabeth fluff. Futurefic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 64 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
My Slumbering Heart by lifeluver reviews
As Lily counsels Barney on his feelings for Robin, Robin finds help from an unexpected source. AU from Three Days of Snow.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,335 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Robin S., Marshall E. - Complete
Happy Birthday by tangomacabre reviews
It's Percy's birthday. Tyson and Annabeth decide to make a cake for him and a lot of thinking ensues. From tLO, right before the 'hook up'.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Complete
Cheesecake Love by BundyShoes reviews
Rachel Bing loved cheesecake. Chandler/Rachel. oneshot.
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2009 - [Rachel G., Chandler B.] - Complete
Goddess In Law by icy roses reviews
Newly inducted into parenthood, Percy and Annabeth receive an unexpected visitor in the middle of the night. Future Fic, Percy/Annabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Cheater, Cheater by greenconverses reviews
In which Percy joins the Goode High School swim team, Annabeth continues to not make things easy for him, and underwater kissing is involved. Again. Post-TLO, Percy/Annabeth fluff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 271 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Here's How It Goes by Mooncatcher reviews
Their story only stops to start all over again. And this one’s told in 50 sentences—Percy, Annabeth. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Invulnerable and Invincible by greenconverses reviews
There are a few things Annabeth Chase likes about having an mostly invulnerable boyfriend. Spoilers for The Last Olympian. Percy/Annabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 220 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Here and Now by pocroyo reviews
Fifty moments in fifty sentences. Percabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
In His Arms by Lord Death's Paramour reviews
It didn't take long for the logical side of her to ascertain her location. She was, after all, a daughter of Athena. She was in his bed. Devoid of a few choice articles of clothing. Di immortales.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 152 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
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for whatever we lose reviews
You can't keep living like this. / Cat & Beck.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Beck O., Cat V. - Complete
Texts From Last Night reviews
"I already knew she had a crush on you anyway, she's always going on about how fancy your hair is." "She thinks it's fancy?" / Or, Jade gives Beck's dad a 'Father's Day present', Beck throws a hissy fit and Andre just wants his damn sandwich.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
when you reach me reviews
you can't help but remember him kissing your lips and smiling and promising that he'll never, ever hurt you. jade&andre drabble.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Jade W., André H. - Complete
bloodlust reviews
Simon and Jace can only resist each other for so long. S/J slash.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Jace W., Simon L. - Complete
you got the best of me reviews
And he can't believe that somehow, somebody made him feel this way. Cat&Robbie
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Cat V., Robbie S. - Complete
tell me what you want to hear reviews
You spend your nights ripping up letters you're too afraid to send him. Jade&Andre.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Jade W., André H. - Complete