Author has written 6 stories for Lord of the Rings, Ranger's Apprentice, Doctor Who, and Sherlock.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I would now like you to join with me in paying tribute to those sidekicks that turn out to be the most awesome, badass heroes ever born.
LONG LIVE BADASS SIDEKICKS!!!
"I spend my free time protecting Araluen, honing my Ranger skills, and performing epic Broadway musical numbers! Why? Because I'm a member of Ranger Corps: Men in Cloaks, founded by Hibernian Princess. Want to join in this fanfiction phenomenon and figure out what it's all about? Contact Hibernian Princess and read her story Ranger Corps: Men In Cloaks!"
I couldn't resist this community when I saw it. Go Men in Cloaks!
Rose Tyler: Doctor, they've got guns!
'If you can keep your head when all about you are loosing theirs, it's just quite possible you haven't fully grasped the situation yet'- that Keep Calm and Carry On book
'She was scared of a tiny little spider, put not of plummeting to her death on a set of monkey bars. Go figure.'- Percy Jackson and the Battle of the Labyrinth
Hermione: Sort of exciting, isn't it? breaking the rules?
Dionysis: I was starting to feel cheerful, so I came to find you. You always manage to annoy me
'Always aim for the stars. That way, when you don't get it, you'll at least land on the moon'- my friend's dad
'A lot of people say the sky's the limit, but why settle for the sky?'- me
Halt: Very wise. Who said that first?
My mum (about me): She's driving me up the wall!
"Perhaps the Princess would appreciate it if you didn't discuss her as if she was not in the room"- Evanlyn/Cassandra
My friend: I'm not going to murder anybody. If I murdered them, how would they give me ice cream?
Wyrden:(whispering) We should proceed with caution
And it has showed me not to listen to others who keep telling me I will never be able to build a Lego house to live in and keep telling me to set realistic dreams - Bralt
I know some of these quotes aren't word for word, but I don't have the books on my hands right now. Sorry. If any misquotes bother you, feel free to PM me and I'll fix it up.
Story Prompts (All up for adoption)
The Warlock and the Lone Centurion (Merlin/Doctor Who Crossover)
King Arthur is dead, and Merlin is now faced with more than thousand years of waiting for the Once and Future King to return. But he doesn’t have to wait alone. Following the deaths of Percival, Gwen and Leon, Merlin seeks out an old friend, the legendary Lone Centurion. No slash. Probably a one – shot, followed by drabble series.
The Lone Centurion (Percy Jackson (Heroes of Olympus)/Doctor Who Crossover)
Possibly a One-Shot. When the TARDIS winds up at Camp Jupiter, Rory is recognised.
Men, Elves, and Dwarves (Lord of the Rings/Artemis Fowl oneshot)
One of No.1's spells goes awry, and Artemis, Holly and Mulch find themselves in Middle Earth. Lost and confused, (yes even Artemis is confused, that should be fun to write) they meet Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli on their search for Merry and Pippin. Man, Elf and Dwarf meet Man, Elf and Dwarf, but there is some disagreement as to the definition of Men, Elves and Dwarves.
Turning a New Leaf (Ranger's Apprentice fic)
Bitter and vengeful from his expulsion from the Battleschool, Bryn moves to Meric fief, alongside his friends Alda and Jerome. The three make a firm decision to stick together, but as time wears on, Bryn becomes increasingly uncomfortable about his friends' behavior. When Alda and Jerome decide to attack a ten-year-old boy, the last straw is pulled. Bryn rescues the child and returns him to his sister, a beautiful girl by the name of Elaine, resolving never to speak to Alda or Jerome again. Of course, fate would not have that, and a week later, a tunnel collapses, trapping Bryn, Elaine, Alda, Jerome and a malicious girl by the name of Merkhline inside. How will Bryn deal with having to work with Alda and Jerome in order to escape, with his newfound, confusing feelings for Elaine, and with the sadistic, selfish Merkhline, all the while trying to turn over a new leaf? Cannon characters other then Alda, Bryn and Jerome may appear, because I just can't write a story without including someone.
Running from Destiny (Merlin AU)
"Please, Sir Knight, my wife and I are just humble travellers," said Merlin reasonably. "We just came to Camalot to stock up on supplies."
AU where Merlin and Freya do run away together in 'The Lady Of the Lake'. A year later, Arthur runs off with Gwen. Upon hearing of the Prince's disappearance, Merlin and Freya return to Camelot, only to run head into Arthur and Gwen. The two young couples ride together for a while, before hearing news that a woman named Morgause had taken over Camelot, alongside her mysterious sister. Suddenly, Arthur and Merlin are faced with a choice: Watch Camelot fall, or face their destinies.
Battle of the Queens (Ranger's Apprentice/Merlin Crossover)
Merlin is captured by some bandits that suspect him of being Emrys. The Bandits are also holding prisoner a young Ranger of Araluen by the name of Gilan, whom they also suspect to be Emrys. Said Bandits, however, ought to be more careful about kidnapping the young King's Manservant, and it isn't long before they are rescued by the Knights of the Round Table. A week later, Princess Cassandra of Araluen, a childhood friend of Morgana, turns up on Arthur's doorstep, her party consisting of two Rangers.
"Princess Cassandra," said Arthur, "May I present to you, my wife, Guinevere."
Of course, it was Morgana behind Merlin and Gilan's capture in the beginning, and she is determined to kill Cassandra. Cassandra must not only battle Morgana, but also her own emotions
The Daughters of Kings (Ranger's Apprentice/Merlin Crossover)
A collection of stories based on the childhood friendship between Cassandra and Morgana, and between their maids, Evanlyn and Gwen. Picnics by the river, sneaking up on knights and pranking Arthur, this foursome makes the Maurauders look like amateurs
The Man He Used To Be (Ranger's Apprentice AU)
Halt's apprentice, Gilan, has always shown extraordinary promise. But just months before he is set to receive his Silver Oakleaf, he is accused of a terrible crime, and flees to Gallica. Years later, on a mission to find a missing Sir David, Halt finds him, a worn-down bartender in a Gallican tavern. At first, Gilan pretends not to recognise Halt, but it isn't long before the tavern is attacked, and he is forced to acknowledge his former mentor.
Two Kinds of Magic (Artemis Fowl/Harry Potter Crossover)
This is actually something I started, Oh, two* years ago that I was thinking of posting
SIX!!! IT WAS SIX YEARS AGO
"Hermione disapparated, not really caring where she ended up. The effort exhausted every fibre of her body, but she had to get out of there. Normally, somebody in her condition had not a hope of Apparating, but the strong will and intense desire to be somewhere else made up for the lack of energy.
So PM me and tell me what you think of any of these! I will accept requests and would appreciate any advice! I am also happy to delegate many of these stories... so PM if you're interested in adopting one, and I will either say 'sure, go ahead' or 'but I want to write that..."
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