Ladies and Gentlemen, I would now like you to join with me in paying tribute to those sidekicks that turn out to be the most awesome, badass heroes ever born.
At the top of my head, I can think of Dr. John Watson, Samwise Gamgee, Rory Williams and Neville Longbottom.

LONG LIVE BADASS SIDEKICKS!!!

"I spend my free time protecting Araluen, honing my Ranger skills, and performing epic Broadway musical numbers! Why? Because I'm a member of Ranger Corps: Men in Cloaks, founded by Hibernian Princess. Want to join in this fanfiction phenomenon and figure out what it's all about? Contact Hibernian Princess and read her story Ranger Corps: Men In Cloaks!"

I couldn't resist this community when I saw it. Go Men in Cloaks!

Favourite Quotes...

Rose Tyler: Doctor, they've got guns!
The David Tennant Doctor: And I haven't, which makes me the better person. They can shoot me dead, but the moral highground is mine
- Doctor Who, S02E12, Army of Ghosts

'If you can keep your head when all about you are loosing theirs, it's just quite possible you haven't fully grasped the situation yet'- that Keep Calm and Carry On book

'She was scared of a tiny little spider, put not of plummeting to her death on a set of monkey bars. Go figure.'- Percy Jackson and the Battle of the Labyrinth

Hermione: Sort of exciting, isn't it? breaking the rules?
Ron: Who are you and what have you done with Hermione Granger?
- Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix

Dionysis: I was starting to feel cheerful, so I came to find you. You always manage to annoy me
Percy: Um... thanks.
- Percy Jackson and the Battle of the Labyrinth

'Always aim for the stars. That way, when you don't get it, you'll at least land on the moon'- my friend's dad

'A lot of people say the sky's the limit, but why settle for the sky?'- me

Halt: Very wise. Who said that first?
Selethen: A very wise man. Me, in fact

My mum (about me): She's driving me up the wall!
My sister: To late. I'm already on the roof

"Perhaps the Princess would appreciate it if you didn't discuss her as if she was not in the room"- Evanlyn/Cassandra

My friend: I'm not going to murder anybody. If I murdered them, how would they give me ice cream?

Wyrden:(whispering) We should proceed with caution
Angela: How else were you planning to proceed? With blaring trumpets and shouting heralds? Really
-Inheritance

French:
My teacher: and Une poutinne is a bimbo
This blonde girl that sits behind me: What's a bimbo?

And it has showed me not to listen to others who keep telling me I will never be able to build a Lego house to live in and keep telling me to set realistic dreams - Bralt

I know some of these quotes aren't word for word, but I don't have the books on my hands right now. Sorry. If any misquotes bother you, feel free to PM me and I'll fix it up.

Story Prompts (All up for adoption)

The Warlock and the Lone Centurion (Merlin/Doctor Who Crossover)
Genre: Um... friendship, maybe?
Charecters: Rory Williams and Merlin
Rating: K at maximum

King Arthur is dead, and Merlin is now faced with more than thousand years of waiting for the Once and Future King to return. But he doesn’t have to wait alone. Following the deaths of Percival, Gwen and Leon, Merlin seeks out an old friend, the legendary Lone Centurion. No slash. Probably a one – shot, followed by drabble series.

The Lone Centurion (Percy Jackson (Heroes of Olympus)/Doctor Who Crossover)
Genre: Adventure
Charecters: Rory Williams, Amy Pond, 11th Doctor, Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Jason Grace, Hazel Levesque, Leo Valdez, Frank Zhang, Piper McLean, Nico di Angelo
Rating: K or T

Possibly a One-Shot. When the TARDIS winds up at Camp Jupiter, Rory is recognised.

Men, Elves, and Dwarves (Lord of the Rings/Artemis Fowl oneshot)
Genres: Humour, Adventure
Characters: Artemis Fowl, Holly Short, Mulch Diggums, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli
Rating: K or K

One of No.1's spells goes awry, and Artemis, Holly and Mulch find themselves in Middle Earth. Lost and confused, (yes even Artemis is confused, that should be fun to write) they meet Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli on their search for Merry and Pippin. Man, Elf and Dwarf meet Man, Elf and Dwarf, but there is some disagreement as to the definition of Men, Elves and Dwarves.

Turning a New Leaf (Ranger's Apprentice fic)
Genres: Drama/Romance/Adventure
Charecters: Bryn
Rating: T
Prequel/companion to my fic 'Alda, Bryn and Jerome'

Bitter and vengeful from his expulsion from the Battleschool, Bryn moves to Meric fief, alongside his friends Alda and Jerome. The three make a firm decision to stick together, but as time wears on, Bryn becomes increasingly uncomfortable about his friends' behavior. When Alda and Jerome decide to attack a ten-year-old boy, the last straw is pulled. Bryn rescues the child and returns him to his sister, a beautiful girl by the name of Elaine, resolving never to speak to Alda or Jerome again. Of course, fate would not have that, and a week later, a tunnel collapses, trapping Bryn, Elaine, Alda, Jerome and a malicious girl by the name of Merkhline inside. How will Bryn deal with having to work with Alda and Jerome in order to escape, with his newfound, confusing feelings for Elaine, and with the sadistic, selfish Merkhline, all the while trying to turn over a new leaf? Cannon characters other then Alda, Bryn and Jerome may appear, because I just can't write a story without including someone.

Running from Destiny (Merlin AU)
Title may change, if I think of something better
Genres: Drama/Adventure/Romance
Charecters: Merlin, Freya, Arthur, Gwen
Rating: Unsure. For now, let's say T, so that I have breating space to do what I want

"Please, Sir Knight, my wife and I are just humble travellers," said Merlin reasonably. "We just came to Camalot to stock up on supplies."
"Oh really?" replied the Knight. "So she's your wife now, is she?" The knight took off his helm, and Merlin started in shock and surprise, for seated upon that horse was none other then Prince Arthur.

AU where Merlin and Freya do run away together in 'The Lady Of the Lake'. A year later, Arthur runs off with Gwen. Upon hearing of the Prince's disappearance, Merlin and Freya return to Camelot, only to run head into Arthur and Gwen. The two young couples ride together for a while, before hearing news that a woman named Morgause had taken over Camelot, alongside her mysterious sister. Suddenly, Arthur and Merlin are faced with a choice: Watch Camelot fall, or face their destinies.
Leon, Lancelot, Gwaine, Percival and Elyan will appear, because I like them. The Round Table will be formed, because I like it. May contain a reveal, but only if the plot requires. I won't focus on it.

Battle of the Queens (Ranger's Apprentice/Merlin Crossover)
Title may change
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Characters: Arthur, Merlin, Morgana, Halt, Gilan, Will, Evanlyn/Cassandra, Horace
Rating: T

Merlin is captured by some bandits that suspect him of being Emrys. The Bandits are also holding prisoner a young Ranger of Araluen by the name of Gilan, whom they also suspect to be Emrys. Said Bandits, however, ought to be more careful about kidnapping the young King's Manservant, and it isn't long before they are rescued by the Knights of the Round Table. A week later, Princess Cassandra of Araluen, a childhood friend of Morgana, turns up on Arthur's doorstep, her party consisting of two Rangers.

"Princess Cassandra," said Arthur, "May I present to you, my wife, Guinevere."
The Princess's eyes widened in surprise at the sight of the Queen. "I would not have thought it of you, Arthur, last time we met. You have changed" She curtsied towards Gwen.
"Do you remember from the last time you were here, Princess Cassandra?" asked Gwen
"I do," replied Cassandra, her smile suddenly dropping. "But tell me, is it true? About Morgana?"
Gwen's smile dropped. "It is," she replied. "May I ask, is Evanlyn still in your service?"
Cassandra choked. "No," she said. "But her fate wasn't nearly as bad as Morgana's"

Of course, it was Morgana behind Merlin and Gilan's capture in the beginning, and she is determined to kill Cassandra. Cassandra must not only battle Morgana, but also her own emotions

The Daughters of Kings (Ranger's Apprentice/Merlin Crossover)
Title May Change
Companion/Prequel to Battle of the Queens
Genres: Humour/Friendship
Characters: Cassandra, Evanlyn (Two separate characters) Morgana, Gwen, Arthur
Rating: K or K

A collection of stories based on the childhood friendship between Cassandra and Morgana, and between their maids, Evanlyn and Gwen. Picnics by the river, sneaking up on knights and pranking Arthur, this foursome makes the Maurauders look like amateurs

The Man He Used To Be (Ranger's Apprentice AU)
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Characters: Gilan, Halt
Rating: T

Halt's apprentice, Gilan, has always shown extraordinary promise. But just months before he is set to receive his Silver Oakleaf, he is accused of a terrible crime, and flees to Gallica. Years later, on a mission to find a missing Sir David, Halt finds him, a worn-down bartender in a Gallican tavern. At first, Gilan pretends not to recognise Halt, but it isn't long before the tavern is attacked, and he is forced to acknowledge his former mentor.
In order to Save his father, Gilan must first confront the man he used to be

Two Kinds of Magic (Artemis Fowl/Harry Potter Crossover)
Genres: Adventure/Drama (Like every other story I've ever written)
Characters: Artemis, Holly, Hermione, Harry, Ron, Luna

This is actually something I started, Oh, two* years ago that I was thinking of posting

SIX!!! IT WAS SIX YEARS AGO

"Hermione disapparated, not really caring where she ended up. The effort exhausted every fibre of her body, but she had to get out of there. Normally, somebody in her condition had not a hope of Apparating, but the strong will and intense desire to be somewhere else made up for the lack of energy.
She found herself in small room, with a rather odd feel to it. Slowly, she sunk to her knees, too tired to care what the owners of the house would think when they found her. She remembered Harry and Ron were still captives of Pansy Parkinson, and a wave of nausea swept over her.
The door to the room creaked open. "Of all the places to trespass," said a gruff voice, "Master Artemis's study is perhaps the worst"

So PM me and tell me what you think of any of these! I will accept requests and would appreciate any advice! I am also happy to delegate many of these stories... so PM if you're interested in adopting one, and I will either say 'sure, go ahead' or 'but I want to write that..."

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