Author has written 5 stories for Lord of the Rings, Ranger's Apprentice, Doctor Who, and Sherlock.
I AM GENERAL TROUBLE, THE AMAZING BOUNCING RANGER!!! The ongoing, raging war against the snuggies continues to this day.
Dear Alda, Bryn and Jerome readers: I am so, so, soooo sorry. I'm worse then Moffat. People have been hanged for worse. Most of you have stopped reading and I understand why. No idea when the final chapter is coming out - I will try to write it reasonably soon.
Attention! you may notice that my story 'Epic Rescues' has been deleted, and my story 'the Reichenbach Paradox,' is now on hiatus. Previously this was because I really needed to reorganize my priorities (Will I get stoned to death for saying that obsession with fanfiction, or indeed anything internet based, is not a good thing? Sorry.) Now, it's because my priorities have been reorganized and I am in my final year of high school - and I really do not have time! I'm also trying to write a novel at the moment, (another thing I've put on hold) and I won't be returning until that's semi-done, at least. But I am coming back!
Hey!!! I don't know why you're here. Maybe you find me interesting, maybe you want to check out my stories, or maybe you're just some stalker. Anyway, now that you're here, could you have a look at my poll? PLEASE?!?! Also... Please, pretty please take a look at my future story ideas, and PM what you think of them? PLEASE?!?!?!
Okay, enough shameless begging. Hello, Trouble in the Night here! Ma mates (specifically, my fellow Men in Cloaks) call me Trouble. I'm a female of sixteen years, and luuuuuuurve reading and writing. I've been writing original stories and fanfics for as long as I remember, and just last year, I found this site. Yesterday, I dug up some old, extremely disturbing Angel Mouse things that I wrote when I was about six. In which her whole family died, or got murdered. I must have been one messed up little kid… the thing is, I could write stuff like that, but I got scared watching bible stories!!!
I’m a Christian, and proud of it!!! As a Christian, I believe God should be the most important thing in my life (My main reason for taking a break from fanfiction: I needed to reorganize my priorities) I My dog loves to eat paper, and he managed to get his paws on my music homework… What was I to tell my teacher? Plus, it was my self-reflection sheet for Concert Practice, and 'my dog ate my self-reflection' just sounds depressing. Music is the very fibre of my being – that’s why I go to a music school and basically devote everything to it. I play Viola, Trombone, and I sing. I like all kinds of music, from classical, to jazz, to rock. I’m very diverse in my tastes.
I’ve just gone through my profile, and deleted most of my copy-and-pastes as I’m really starting to hate those things. I’ve kept some, though. Not everything is resistable…
Oh, and just so you know, if any really random fairy-floss related phrases come up in any of my stories, blame my father. He likes to -ahem- edit my stories.
I don't really mind OCs, but when the OC's name is Lily, Lilly, Lillian, Lilliana or anything like that, it annoys the heck out of me. That name is overused, and has been since the dawn of fanfiction's time!
Ladies and Gentlemen, I would now like you to join with me in paying tribute to those sidekicks that turn out to be the most awesome, badass heroes ever born.
LONG LIVE BADASS SIDEKICKS!!!
"I spend my free time protecting Araluen, honing my Ranger skills, and performing epic Broadway musical numbers! Why? Because I'm a member of Ranger Corps: Men in Cloaks, founded by Hibernian Princess. Want to join in this fanfiction phenomenon and figure out what it's all about? Contact Hibernian Princess and read her story Ranger Corps: Men In Cloaks!"
I couldn't resist this community when I saw it. Go Men in Cloaks!
Rose Tyler: Doctor, they've got guns!
'If you can keep your head when all about you are loosing theirs, it's just quite possible you haven't fully grasped the situation yet'- that Keep Calm and Carry On book
'She was scared of a tiny little spider, put not of plummeting to her death on a set of monkey bars. Go figure.'- Percy Jackson and the Battle of the Labyrinth
Hermione: Sort of exciting, isn't it? breaking the rules?
Dionysis: I was starting to feel cheerful, so I came to find you. You always manage to annoy me
'Always aim for the stars. That way, when you don't get it, you'll at least land on the moon'- my friend's dad
'A lot of people say the sky's the limit, but why settle for the sky?'- me
Halt: Very wise. Who said that first?
My mum (about me): She's driving me up the wall!
"Perhaps the Princess would appreciate it if you didn't discuss her as if she was not in the room"- Evanlyn/Cassandra
My friend: I'm not going to murder anybody. If I murdered them, how would they give me ice cream?
Wyrden:(whispering) We should proceed with caution
And it has showed me not to listen to others who keep telling me I will never be able to build a Lego house to live in and keep telling me to set realistic dreams - Bralt
I know some of these quotes aren't word for word, but I don't have the books on my hands right now. Sorry. If any misquotes bother you, feel free to PM me and I'll fix it up.
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.
this is this cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.
Future story Ideas:
The Warlock and the Lone Centurion (Merlin/Doctor Who Crossover)
King Arthur is dead, and Merlin is now faced with more than thousand years of waiting for the Once and Future King to return. But he doesn’t have to wait alone. Following the deaths of Percival, Gwen and Leon, Merlin seeks out an old friend, the legendary Lone Centurion. No slash. Probably a one – shot, followed by drabble series.
The Lone Centurion (Percy Jackson (Heroes of Olympus)/Doctor Who Crossover)
Possibly a One-Shot. When the TARDIS winds up at Camp Jupiter, Rory is recognised.
Men, Elves, and Dwarves (Lord of the Rings/Artemis Fowl oneshot)
One of No.1's spells goes awry, and Artemis, Holly and Mulch find themselves in Middle Earth. Lost and confused, (yes even Artemis is confused, that should be fun to write) they meet Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli on their search for Merry and Pippin. Man, Elf and Dwarf meet Man, Elf and Dwarf, but there is some disagreement as to the definition of Men, Elves and Dwarves.
Turning a New Leaf (Ranger's Apprentice fic)
Bitter and vengeful from his expulsion from the Battleschool, Bryn moves to Meric fief, alongside his friends Alda and Jerome. The three make a firm decision to stick together, but as time wears on, Bryn becomes increasingly uncomfortable about his friends' behavior. When Alda and Jerome decide to attack a ten-year-old boy, the last straw is pulled. Bryn rescues the child and returns him to his sister, a beautiful girl by the name of Elaine, resolving never to speak to Alda or Jerome again. Of course, fate would not have that, and a week later, a tunnel collapses, trapping Bryn, Elaine, Alda, Jerome and a malicious girl by the name of Merkhline inside. How will Bryn deal with having to work with Alda and Jerome in order to escape, with his newfound, confusing feelings for Elaine, and with the sadistic, selfish Merkhline, all the while trying to turn over a new leaf? Cannon characters other then Alda, Bryn and Jerome may appear, because I just can't write a story withoug including someone.
Running from Destiny (Merlin AU)
"Please, Sir Knight, my wife and I are just humble travellers," said Merlin reasonably. "We just came to Camalot to stock up on supplies."
AU where Merlin and Freya do run away together in 'The Lady Of the Lake' A year later, Arthur runs off with Gwen. Upon hearing of the Prince's dissapearence, Merlin and Freya return to Camalot, only to run head into Arthur and Gwen. The two young couples ride together for a while, before hearing news that a woman named Morgause had taken over Camelot, alongside her mysterious sister. Suddenly, Arthur and Merlin are faced with a choice: Watch Camalot fall, or face their destinies.
Battle of the Queens (Ranger's Apprentice/Merlin Crossover)
Merlin is captured by some bandits that suspect him of being Emrys. The Bandits are also holding prisoner a young Ranger of Araluen by the name of Gilan, whom they also suspect to be Emrys. Said Bandits, however, aught to be more carefull about kidnapping the young King's Manservant, and it isn't long before they are rescued by the Knights of the Round Table. A week later, Princess Cassandra, a childhood friend of Morgana. of Araluen turns up on Arthur's doorstep, her party consisting of two Rangers.
"Princess Cassandra," said Arthur, "May I present to you, my wife, Guinevere."
Of course, it was Morgana behind Merlin and Gilan's capture in the begining, and she is determined to kill Cassandra. Cassandra must not only battle Morgana, but also her own emotions
The Daughters of Kings (Ranger's Apprentice/Merlin Crossover)
A collection of stories based on the childhood friendship between Cassandra and Morgana, and between their maids, Evanlyn and Gwen. Picnics by the river, sneaking up on knights and pranking Arthur, this foursome makes the Maurauders look like amatuers
The Man He Used To Be (Ranger's Apprentice AU)
Halt's apprentice, Gilan, has always shown extraordinary promise. But just months before he is set to reciece his Silver Oakleaf, he is accused of a terrible crime, and so he flees to Gallica. Years later, on a mission to find a missing Sir David, Halt finds him, a worn down bartender in a Gallican tavern. At first, Gilan pretends not to recognise Halt, but it isn't long before the tavern is attacked, and he is forced to acknoledge his former mentor.
Two Kinds of Magic (Artemis Fowl/Harry Potter Crossover)
This is actually something I started, Oh, two years ago that I was thinking of posting
"Hermione dissaparated, not really caring where she ended up. The effort exhausted every fibre of her body, but she had to get out of there. Normally, somebody in her condition had not a hope of Apparating, but the strong will and intense desire to be somewhere else made up for the lack of energy.
So PM me and tell me what you think of any of these! I will accept requests and would appreciate any advice! I am also happy to delegate many (but not all) of these stories... so PM if your interestied in adopting one, and I will either say 'sure, go ahead' or 'but I want to write that..."
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