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Joined 08-18-11, id: 3173884, Profile Updated: 09-01-13
Author has written 19 stories for F.E.A.R., Fairly OddParents, Grim and Evil, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Batman, Dredd, and Aliens in the Attic.

There are three things in life that I really love. Cartoons, junk food, and video games. Cartoons have always had a special piece in my heart and as I grow older I find that I love them more and more. There's something about western animation that just makes me happy to be alive unlike so many other forms of media. I'm not a big fan of anime, not that there aren't a few that I love, its just that I want people to know I am firmly planted in the western camp of animation.

As for food, my name's a pretty big hint as to where my tastes developed.

I am one of those rare people that likes 99% of the video games I play. I'll never understand people that have to critique every game they play, I whole heatedly believe Video games are art but that doesn't mean we have to demand perfection from them. The last thing that industry needs is a bunch of elitist snobs.

feel free to message me if you have any questions or want to bounce ideas off me, also if you actually like one of my stories and want to see it finished by all means pester me about it. I cant believe how many stories I have read on this site that showed promise and yet were left unfinished.

About my Billy and Mandy story "Separation", I fully intend to finish that story one day I just cant say when. I started that story when I was in the middle of a bad depression and because of that I put a lot of passion into it. By the time i finished the second chapter though, that intensity had dried up and my interest in writing the third and final chapter was gone. I have probably broken a few promises about finishing that story but I just cant bear the thought of working on it unless I can give it the focus and intensity it deserves.

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Missing by Tearatone Maystar reviews
He's trapped, no way out. What can Timmy do to escape? Surely not go along with the situation. But what other choice does he have? Either way things look grim as he begins to lose him self to her discipline. Content will become even more adult later on.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,934 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Timmy, Vicki
Between the Cuts by Avide reviews
Charlie, a girl, and the gang. Toss lightly with violence. Add a flame-thrower as a garnish. a.k.a. Snippets of "Always Sunny" life between scenes and episodes
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Charlie K.
Charlie Bangs Sweet Dee by yuffiehighwind reviews
Over the last twenty years, Dee and Charlie have drank together countless times, and not once has something like this happened. Until tonight. Charlie/Dee.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,849 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Diandra R., Charlie K. - Complete
Better To Be Feared Than Loved by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
A former student of Professor Crane's becomes his new doctor at Arkham Asylum, and tries to cure him. When she reveals that her reasons for doing this are personal, the Scarecrow is forced to decide whether it is better to be feared or loved.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,777 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Harley Quinn, The Joker, Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
Riddle of the Sphinx by NURSE J0Y reviews
Tell me if you've heard this one. A reformed Riddler walks into a bar... Takes place during the Gotham City Sirens era. A fluffy, smutty, lemony, funny good time. Please read & review!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,443 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Edward N./The Riddler, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Twelve Days of Riddler by SpyVsTailor reviews
Over the course of a year, they discover they aren't so very different.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,827 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Edward N./The Riddler, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
An Unlikely Love by LackOfMonkey reviews
When Brit is forcefully paired up with an unlikely partner for a project, she begins to realize there's more than meets the eye. Please read and review! COMPLETE!
My Life as a Teenage Robot - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,876 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Complete
Going Soft by andie000 reviews
Mandy has emotions... whether she wants to or not. Warning: contents may include idiots, cats, groundation, tongue piercings, nekkidness, top hats with Bettie Page on them, hotel rooms, fruit punch and, of course, a good strong dose of BillyXMandy.
Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,177 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007
What Day Is It? by Gladrial10 reviews
Who says the Joker isn’t a romantic?...Even if it is by accident. JokerxHarley
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/17/2006 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Comédie Noir by S-Michael reviews
[formerly untitled]Vicky quit babysitting? Yay! But then after spending too much time at the Learnatorium, Timmy decides to try to get Vicky to come back, and is shocked to dicover the real reason she quit...and the truth about her feelings for him.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,485 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Vicki, Timmy - Complete
Words She Might Have Stolen by Skyhiatrist reviews
One Shot. Mandy copes with Fate's habit of dishing out the kind of loss where there's always a lingering chance that everything might come back one day.
Grim and Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Sweet Revenge by Skyhiatrist reviews
My first, and probably last, 'attempt' at poetry, with sort of an Edgar Allan Poe feel, only not as good.
Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/16/2005
Butterflies by EclipseKlutz reviews
We have nothing but questions, and the answers reside on the other side of a blurry line we will never understand. TimmyxVicky, set in Channel Chaser's alternate future.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Vicki, Timmy - Complete
Enemy Crush by LeSkuh reviews
.::One-Shot::. (TimmyxVicky) Timmy thinks about his non-existant relationship with his evil babysitter.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Complete
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What Ma-Ma Wants reviews
Life in the Ma-Ma clan is simple, what ever Ma-Ma wants Ma-Ma gets. Set before the events of the film or maybe in an AU, I don't know I just wanted to write something that focuses on the clan and it's leader. (Ma-Ma, Techie, OC with a slight Ma-Ma/Techie thing going on.)
Dredd - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,189 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 8/25/2013
Dennis and Dee's Birthday reviews
For the Reynolds twins their birthday is an annual event to be looked forward too. For the rest of gang its something to be avoided.(Dennis and Dee thing going on in this because its borderline cannon now.)
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Dennis R., Diandra R., Mac, Charlie K.
Whatever This Is reviews
The aliens and Ricky may be gone, but there's a new source of conflict for Bethany and Tom. One shot (INCEST WARNING)
Aliens in the Attic - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Bethany P., Tom P. - Complete
Feelings for the Man in Green reviews
Selina finds herself developing Feelings for The Riddler that are more than friendly.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,112 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Selina K./Catwoman, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
You can't hide from me reviews
A little one shot about Alma's pursuit of Becket.
F.E.A.R. - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Alma W. - Complete
Blackout reviews
A chance run in with the Riddler leads to Selina taking on a new hobby; Teasing Edward Nigma. One shot.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Selina K./Catwoman, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Pet Project reviews
To the Joker, Harley's devotion was nothing more than a joke and the Joke has grown old.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Time away from Mr J reviews
Harley's Puddin is taken away to Arkham and her time without him takes an interesting turn thanks to an awkward encounter with the Bat. Intended to have a Batman the animated series feel.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Harley Quinn, Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
The end of an era reviews
Just a Timmy/Vicky drabble
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Timmy, Vicki - Complete
Charlie tries something new reviews
Charlie tries something he's never done before; leaving the Waitress alone.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Charlie K., Waitress - Complete
Red Headed Witch reviews
Timmy had high hopes for his upcoming Halloween, till Vicky showed up that is. one shot
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,812 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Timmy, Vicki - Complete
An Icky Employment reviews
For Timmy working at Wall 2 Wall mart was bad enough but when he finds out who his boss is his first job turns into a nightmare.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,840 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Timmy, Vicki - Complete
Separation reviews
Summer vacation is going smoothly for Mandy until she finds herself in a situation she never thought possible, life without Billy. BillyxMandy
Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,697 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Mandy
Don't Touch reviews
Not even Emperor Mandy is above a little Hypocrisy.
Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Mandy, Billy - Complete
Spite reviews
Set in the Channel Chasers future, Vicky the dictator finally corners an old friend. Only the meeting doesn't go as she had hoped.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Vicki, Timmy - Complete
Weekends reviews
Timmy's noticed a change in Vicky but what's causing it?
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,419 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Timmy, Vicki
Shot Down reviews
A lady killer tries his luck with Mandy; it doesn't end well. One shot with some BillyxMandy in it.
Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Mandy - Complete
Be my Valentine Twerp reviews
Timmy's not the only one who's had a bad Valentine's day. One shot
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,977 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Timmy, Vicki - Complete
I know who you are reviews
Alma's thoughts on losing and being reunited with her first born. one shot and pretty short.
F.E.A.R. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Alma W. - Complete