TheOncomingShitstorm
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Joined 08-19-11, id: 3177229, Profile Updated: 07-19-17
Author has written 4 stories for Avengers, Thor, James Bond, and Thor.

Hello! You've reached the page of Fanfiction's resident loser. Just kidding- I am actually very cool, as evident from the amount of time I spend online.

I'm 18, and have pretty much been writing fanfiction for the past 7 years. I went on a huge ass hiatus a couple of years back, but hopefully I'll be writing more regularly now, since I'm no longer being fucked by school as much. Rejoice! I'm a computer science major, so expect to see some pretty tech based stories with a lot of attention to detail. If I go off the deep end and end up writing something that feels more like a printer manual than a story, let me know. Kay?

My main fandoms are Doctor Who, Avengers, LotR, James Bond (Craig!Bond) and BBC Merlin. I write stories that are quite canon based, but I will occasionally write an AU or throw in a good old OC to make things interesting. If you have feedback, PLEASE DON'T HESITATE TO LEAVE A REVIEW. If something in my story sucks, I wanna know about it. Similarly, if you like something and want to see more of it, let me know. I'm always happy to shamelessly pander to an audience.

GO FORTH AND READ, MY LITTLE PEANUTS.

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Harry Potter Becomes A Communist by HardcoreCommie reviews
Over the summer, Harry read "The Communist Manifesto". Now, he returns to Hogwarts a changed person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 184 - Words: 64,870 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 9/16 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Harry P.
THE AVENGERS: Bus Stop by Little Miss Thalia Grace reviews
CRACK! The Avengers have to wait at a bus stop.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Complete
Lab Bromance by Books-Bring-You-To-Wonderland reviews
Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" in a science bros version. Rated T for language!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
I'm a little legal, short and stout by pigpuffpickle reviews
A short PL story from Luke's POV. His thoughts on Clive.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Luke T. - Complete
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Loki and the Fellowship of the Bath Bombs reviews
The source of every Asgardian's physical perfection, Strawberry Bath Bombs has run out. Only Loki and a select few can save the realm.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25 - Thor, Odin, Loki, King Laufey - Complete
Know Which Way The Wind Blows
A chemistry graduate with a sordid history of cat burglary finds herself once again, in the clutches of MI6. The bosses are arrogant and the double oh's too flirty for her liking, but the quartermaster is tolerable. Q/OC with slight Eve/OC if you squint. Rated M for coarse language and eventual smut.
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,848 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19 - James Bond/007, M 3, Q 3, OC
Blood Brothers
Just a cutesy oneshot that explores the relationship between Loki and his adoptive sibling Balder. May continue, but that's not something I can guarantee, because life. And laziness.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Loki L., Balder - Complete
Reading Between The Lines reviews
What if it was Iron Man and not Black Widow who visited Bruce in Calcutta? Just a little AU oneshot depicting what would make of their 'first meeting.' Pretty darn obvious Science bros with a hint of slash. Enjoy!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.