Author has written 8 stories for Thor, Sherlock, Avengers, Avengers, and Fantastic Four.
My stuff is mostly Loki and Thor centric, with all the homo you could possibly want. And more. I make Brokeback Mountain look like Rambo. Just know that the vast majority of the work here came out of my ass. While I'm here, I might as well throw in some shameless advertising. If you like thorki (see commandment no.2 below), I would recommend the stories 'Bonded with Blood' and 'Dodgeballs.' All of which contain at least 700 words worth of sexual content. I find it hard to write a sincere fic, and what starts out as a genuinely emotional story, ends up a cracky cock-fest. So do be warned. In the words of Thor, I am; "incapable of sincerity." My ultimate life goal is to be featured on the godly blog 'WTF Fanfiction' on tumblr.com. It's pretty much the only part of the site which I don't hate with a passion, and it's just the epitome of quality literature.
AWKWARDDOTARD'S BUMPER LIST OF FANFICTION COMMANDMENTS- Subject to addition but not to removal
THE FIRST COMMANDMENT:
Thou shalt not use the word 'penis' when writing erotic fanfiction. It must be substituted with something completely and hideously heinous, such as 'love rocket 69000.' The same can be said for other body parts not generally displayed to the public.
THE SECOND COMMANDMENT:
He who is tired of thorki is tired of life.
THE THIRD COMMANDMENT:
When writing male oral sex, swallowing is mandatory. No exceptions.
THE FOURTH COMMANDMENT:
Thou shalt not use condoms in a story- They must be substituted with an object not intended for such a purpose (eg. sandwich bags, banana peels, pages of a book, jellyfish, PM me for more ideas.)
THE FIFTH COMMANDMENT:
There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just read.
THE SIXTH COMMANDMENT:
Rule 34, motherfuckers.
THE SEVENTH COMMANDMENT:
Thou shalt not post flame without having stories of thine own.
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