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Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, and Sonny with a Chance.

The sorting hat says that I belong in Slytherin!

Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest."

Slytherin students are typically cunning and hungry for power. Important members include Draco Malfoy (Harry's nemesis), Professor Severus Snape (head of Slytherin), and Lord Voldemort.

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--They Walk Among Us!--

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house.

To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a

Sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.'

For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice.

He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal.

So he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.'

The next day someone stole it!

--They walk amongst us!--

One day I was walking down the beach with

Some friends when someone shouted...

'Look at that dead bird!'

Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?'

--They walk among us!--

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car

Which is designed to cut through a seat belt

If she gets trapped. She keeps it in the car trunk.

--They Walk Among Us!--

My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria,

When we overheard an admin girl talking about the

Sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach.

She drove down in a convertible, but said

She 'didn't think she’d get sunburned

Because the car was moving’.

--They Walk Among Us!--

I was going out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain.

My friend said, 'Ouch! The chain must rip

Out every time she turns her head!"

I had to explain that a person's nose and ear

Remain the same distance apart no

Matter which way the head is turned...

--They Walk Among Us!--

I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.

The woman there smiled and told me not to worry

Because she was a trained professional and

Said I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me,

'Has your plane arrived yet?'...

(I work with professionals like this.)

--They Walk Among Us!--

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man

Ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut

Into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time

Then said 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry

Enough to eat 6 pieces.

--They Walk Among Us!--

And last, but not least:

Dumb as a box of Rocks

TRUE STORY:

A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.

'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' she asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?'

'Nothing is easier,' he replied. 'You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track...’

'What sort of question?' asked Pelosi.

Well, you might ask, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?''

Pelosi thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, 'You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history.'

--Sadly, they walk among us!--

Traffic Camera

A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding... Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the area again, but the traffic camera again flashed. He tried a fourth time with the same result. He did this a fifth time and was now laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past, this time at a snail's pace... Two weeks later, he got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt...

--You can't fix stupid.--


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The Office by Fortes in Fide reviews
This meeting has definitely not been adjourned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/27 - Bella, Edward - Complete
From Detention to Desire by Twihardforever627 reviews
He's the school hottie, cocky and arrogant. She's the school nerd, loner extraordinaire. She hates him. He doesn't know who she is. At first. What happens after one particular detention class? ExB. All human. Eventual lemons. First fic ever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,945 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Bella, Edward
The Shower Escapades by VirginiaLover reviews
Bella's had the day from hell, all she wants to do is go home and wash the day away. When she arrives she finds her water has been cut off. What happens when she asks her hot, nerdy neighbor to use his? One-Shot. M for reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/21 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Doctor Will See You Now by DaCherry reviews
When Bella needs to get a sports physical done for a college class, what happens when Edward is her doctor? **My non-winning entry for The May to December Romance Contest** Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 81 - Published: 2/18 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coming Home by EPrice93 reviews
Edward comes home from his night shift and can't wait to get to bed - but will Bella be able to keep him up a little longer?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/14 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thorns and Magic by Red as a Rose01 reviews
Isabella Swan is a witch, on her summer break from school. Forced to move to America with her parents Bella is stuggling to adapt to her new life. Throw in a coven of her most hated mythical creatures and Bella has a summer she will never forget. AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,091 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Age Doesn't Matter in Love by XxKelleyxX reviews
All human. Bella is a senior at Forks High when Miss Alice Brandon, fresh out of college comes to teach Math. What happens when Bella starts to have feelings for her teacher, despite having a boyfriend?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 198,266 - Reviews: 3724 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 1,971 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Alice, Bella
Crossroads At Every Turn by Ahsilaa reviews
Harry and Bella are twins but they are the only family they have. What will happen when they meet each other and is there something wrong with Bella? Watch as their story unfolds and fate plays tricks on them. Very little of actual Twilight in it ;)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,460 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Harry P., Bella
Alice's Dare by MM-Green-23 reviews
"Female inventor seeking young female for erotic product development testing; if interested call 555-5672" Alice dares Bella to answer the ad she found. Discover what is in store for Bella when she helps with product development. B/R One Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/19/2014 - [Bella, Rosalie] Alice - Complete
Traffic Jam by vampbytes reviews
Bella gets a little hot on the evening commute. A police officer heats things up even further. Rated M for very mature. Graphic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,105 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Measuring by teambellaforever reviews
Bella needs to buy new bras because all of hers are old and broken. She takes a trip into Victoria Secret with her new gift card, she finds more than what she's looking for. Bella/Rosalie (Femslash Warning, Lemon, OneShot)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
How I Became Edward Cullen's Slut or A Love Story by col.mustard reviews
Bella is a nerdy high school junior with low self-esteem. A surprise encounter with Edward Cullen, resident bad boy, starts a sexual relationship between the two.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,639 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 1,516 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Bella, Edward
Our House by chinchin unicorn reviews
They are young, dumb, and full of...yeah, you know what. Then their parents go ahead and get married. Well, dang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 77,185 - Reviews: 1757 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Bella, Edward
Here We Go Again by Ale798 reviews
Ever been the newcomer? Ever hated someone just because they hated you? Remember your most embarrassing moments in school, or the crush you weren't supposed to have? Remember that stupid goofy friend who was always hungry, Or the friend who obsessed over your attire? No? Well you don't have to, join Bella and live through one hell of a high school experience. All human. E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,019 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett - Complete
Celestia Arabella Malfoy by Montse09 reviews
Summary: Eighteen years ago, twin babies were born in the Malfoy manor. Changing the perspective of a very old and powerful family. They were sent away when they were still young by their father to be protected from their world... ExB
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,550 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Truth's Future by RobstenLover93 reviews
Their relationship was always a secret to everyone in their families because he is her teacher. When she ends up pregnant after one un-protected night of sex, everything comes crashing down. He knows he will lose everything if he confesses the baby is his but will he risk it? FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 52,665 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5034 - Favs: 5,073 - Follows: 1,345 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Secret Life by Alicia.Maree reviews
Bella and Alice are best of friends that have one thing in common; a secret. Can they go through school, making friends and falling in love just like any other normal teenager, without the secret coming out? Cannon Pairings. BxE, AxJ and RxEM. I do not own any of the charcters!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,800 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 3/2/2013
A Police Warning by KattMcSmutSmut reviews
He caught me squatting in a house after I ran away. He only asked for one thing in order to let me go with a warning. At least we both got some thing out of it. I scratched his itch and he certainly scratched mine. AH, OOC, Oneshot. Warning: STRONG LEMON!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alice and Harry Potter: A Twin Story year 2 by Alice404 reviews
It's the twins second year at Hogwarts. Alice and Jasper get closer. Harry begins to fall for a new first year whose also their best friend little sister. New Adventures come to the golden quintet. A dark secret comes to Hogwarts. Will the school remain open or not? What is the dark secret and will it stay in the shadows?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,810 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Alice - Complete
Flesh by WhiteFoxLia reviews
Bella loves Alice and wants to change to be like her, but Alice has a certain condition that Bella will need to do before that can happen. (complete) Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Don't Stand So Close To Me by Winchester Baby reviews
In the small town of Forks, the boys were bland. That was until a hot, new, bronze haired teacher began teaching at the High School. And Bella Swan just can't help herself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Making Christmas Magic by JenRar reviews
Edward's the new Santa. Bella the elf is now his Mrs. Take a private peek into one moment of their lives, when they make Christmas magic. This is an outtake to Christmas Magic. Not AH, but no vampires...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 78 - Published: 12/27/2013 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Last Christmas by staceleo reviews
Bella Swan hates Christmas. Can she find some Christmas joy thanks to the spirited Edward Cullen? Story for the What's in Santa's Sack compilation. o/s
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Happily ever after by EMxx2 reviews
Bella Rosalie and Alice go on a hiking trip and get lost and find a cabin and bump in to three guys named Edward Emmet and Jasper and what will happen will the become friends? just say hi then go seperate ways? or fall in love? and later in the story will bella's friends be able to save her from her phsyco ex-boyfriend?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Bella, Edward
A Different Life by TheRedQueens reviews
Bella is 15 and is one of the chosen ones. She leaves the Cullens; letting them think she's 18 and with lots of questions. But what happens when they meet up at Hogwarts? Lots of love, drama, and alot of new blossoming friendships. E/B REWRITTEN!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 62,204 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Harry P., Bella
The Awakening by sexysiren1981 reviews
*Complete* AU Twilight. Bella cant sleep one night when she is visited by the last person she expects. One shot. Bella/Alice. Gift Fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/23/2013 - [Alice, Bella] - Complete
Fallen by B. Silverbow reviews
When a new vegetarian vampire coven move to Forks, the Cullens couldn't be more surprised. That is, until they realise that one of the family isn't a vampire, but she sure as hell isn't human. Bellice fic. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 154,649 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 1,504 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Bella, Alice
Surprises and Punishments by Long live the QueenBee reviews
Bella leaves a surprise for Edward to find at work. One-shot on his reaction. AU E&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Black Silk Tie by sospecial21 reviews
Edward Cullen is a 28 year old billionaire with a taste for pleasure and pain. Bella just happens to get a job with his company and things get pretty interesting from there. Adult themes, AH AU, Bella and Edward and some d/s relationship...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 215,058 - Reviews: 3515 - Favs: 3,499 - Follows: 2,754 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Enough by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
I was dangerously close to stepping over that line, but it was going to take a little help. He gave me just enough. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Wanna Be Bad by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Reserved Bella lives out a fantasy as the sexy bad girl for a night. Edward is only too happy to help her. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,842 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 98 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Remember This by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
At work, she was in charge. She was the boss, the go-to person for all decisions. She was ruthless and demanding and utterly in control. At home, she was simply his. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,864 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 94 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Slide by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Where are your lines? Would you tip-toe or would you slide across them? Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,774 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 71 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Alice, Bella, Edward - Complete
Wrong time, wrong door, wrong Church! by angieluvzdecullens reviews
"I object! this man, may not marry this woman!" I yelled as soon as the church door flew open, but my face turned to a mask of horror as I looked up at the upset bride and at the bronze hair guy looking back at me in shock. . . realization hit me then I was in the wrong wedding. *Drabble Fic*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,284 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Bella, Edward
Fantasy Over Reality by alees-sa reviews
After being left by Edward, Bella chooses to go back to her real home: London. Back to magic, back to flying brooms, and back to Harry Potter. She's actually a young wizard named Whitney Black and is about to shake things up with her completely different attitude. But when the Cullens come charging back into her life, what's a witch to do?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 97,922 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Sirius B., Bella - Complete
Alice and Harry Potter: A twin Story year 1 by Alice404 reviews
Alice and Harry are twins who get sent to live with their relatives. On their eleventh birthday they get the chance to leave. At Hogwarts they meet new friends. What adventures will they get into during their first year?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,813 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Harry P., Alice - Complete
The Real Fourth Marauder by OddPotato reviews
Throw in an oblivious boy and an oblivious girl that love each other. What does that get? Nothing. Now, when you add in pranks and Snivellus, a meddling brother and friends, punches and chocolates, the results may shock you. Or maybe not.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,426 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Sirius B., Bella
A new Bella by Liga Turner reviews
Edward left Bella and she feels miserable until she gets a letter that invites her to go to Hogwarts and it isn't long before she gets a few admirers and attracts a bit of attention please read and review it would be very useful
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 45,915 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Bella - Complete
Spread your wings by Misthorn reviews
Everyone quickly takes an interest in Isabella Swan, the new girl at Forks high. Even the Cullen's take an interest which is very rare seeing as how they never talk to anyone other then eachother. She has an inhuman beauty to her but they don't know what she is. She doesn't smell like a human, vampire or shifter. Alice take's the biggest interest in her. She is drawn to her in ways
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Alice, Bella
Swan's Guide to Being Single And Staying That Way by BitterHarpy reviews
Bella Swan is 35, successful, rich and she knows what she doesn't want in her life: a husband and a family. Can her family introduce her to the one man who could change her mind? Rated M for strong language and the occasional lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,700 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tripping The Prom Queen by starryeyed68 reviews
Queen Bee Rosalie Hale decides one day to dump her best friend, Bella Swan. With the help of new student, Alice Brandon, Bella decides to seek revenge... A fun little tale of friendship, frenemies, getting even, and finding true love!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,423 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Bella, Rosalie
Clair De Lune by Amberdeengirl reviews
Edward Masen is the star of a top Dance Academy. Bella Swan is just the first year new girl who Edward teaches for partnering. But as an unfathomable connection emerges in the moonlit ballet studio, Edward and Bella become the breathtaking, beautiful combination of skill and passion. How can this work, though, when Edward refuses to acknowledge their dance had ever happened?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 132,460 - Reviews: 2227 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Role playing by keldoll reviews
Just a small one-shot. Some light bdsm. Master Edward and slave Bella do some role playing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Bella, Edward
Hearts of the Nobodies by MRS.axle1997 reviews
Organization 13's activity in Twilight Town attracts the attention of a girl living there. Who are these mysterious black robed figures? What are they up to? And do they REALLY have no hearts? Please R&R!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,029 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Axel, Roxas
Playthings by MM-Green-23 reviews
There is a new Mistress to arrive. Who will she choose? PWP SLASH! Disclaimer on profile
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Rosalie, Bella - Complete
Secrets That Kill by EmmettMonkeyMan reviews
Bella is diagnosed with Anorexia and she cuts daily. She's in the stage of depression. She doesn't know what to do. Will the new kids help her out? What if someone else is hurting but all the attention is on her and this person reaches their limit? Will this person be saved? Or will their family let them slip from their grasp? Warning of sensitive subjects*. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 64,562 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Howling by Undead Lemon reviews
AU. Lemon. She was his boss and he's just about had enough with her. "My name is Edward." He told her sharply but then his face transformed and he practically leered. "But you can call me, Master." All Human. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,057 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's in Bed by Taste of the Forbidden Contest reviews
Babysitterella stays home to watch little Masen for dream couple, the Denalis, while they deal with other duties involved in being responsible parents. After a long stint earning pocket money that way, Bella finds herself alone with Mr. Denali, which ultimately leads to a showdown of epic proportions in the family home. We're not playing games now!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 106 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Can I Slytherin? by blowsyourmind reviews
Hermione Granger joins the Quidditch team, and develops a small friendship with a blonde guy over Christmas. What then happens when he drinks a lot of firewhiskey during a dinner out? And what happens when the two meet on a train-trip to Scotland so many years after?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,768 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Wife Swap Dad edition by Amair reviews
Emmett and Alice sign Esme up for wife swap, to find Carlisle will be going instead to the Ortiz family in toldeo Ohio. Get ready for randomness, humor, and pranks!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Carlisle, Edward
Naughty Babysitter by PickaPicChallenge reviews
The greatest temptations are always the most forbidden.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 93 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Butterfly by White.Delicacy reviews
Edward turns a dinner date into the ultimate foreplay, will Bella survive her torture? Lemony, Smutty goodness! Slight D/s themes. For mature audiences only. OneShot. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trapped by Psychedelic Panda Goddess reviews
Bella's trying on lingerie, per request by Alice, so Alice steps in to help her. But she's left the key outside the door & they're trapped. Luckily for them, there are a few ways to pass the time when lust gets the better of you in a dressing room.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Flifliki Birthday Spanks by TheRainGirl reviews
Bella needs a release from a stressful day. Sometimes it helps when you are in charge all the time to give up control to someone else. M for a reason. Slight BDSM with lots of love. Happy Birthday, Flifliki!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Neighbor by MalloryKnoxx reviews
"I'm standing here with my face pressed against my door looking through the peephole at my neighbor...I wonder if she knows I'm watching". BXE PWP One big lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Singing in the Mornings by Doodlepoodle89 reviews
Isabella and her Master have some fun in their playroom. Rated M for language and lemons. All fluff O/S. BDSM themes!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Bella, Edward
Chores by samx5453 reviews
Bella finally has the house to herself while she does some chores when Edward comes home really wanting to eat his dinner. One shot Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
ILiveToHearYourVoice by Twilightgal97 reviews
DISCONTINUED. When Edward leaves Bella, her life takes an unusual twist.Victoria turns her into a vamp,she unlocks her powers,becomes a coven leader and finds her soul mate. But what happens when Edward returns? R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,421 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
With Kindness as my sword by A.K.A.TINY reviews
I preferred to kill with kindness rather than kill with magic or fists. I don't actually kill anyone but I find it easier to break through a person's real self with kindness then with pain and hurt. Idea belongs to XxMixedXxLoverXx she let me write it tho
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Sirius B., Bella
A Girl's Night by Epic16 reviews
The girls are ready for their bi-weekly girl's night. What happens when the guys catch them with their hands in each other's cookie jars? Now, they must be punished. No plot really, just smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,723 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Bella - Complete
Storm by Stephanie Shortcake reviews
Storm Isabella Black, aka Bella Swan. Harry Potter's best friend and secret crush. The other Chosen One. Sirius Blacks daughter. This is their story. New Moon, OOTP. Review & read! :D
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 36,602 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Harry P., Bella - Complete
Awkward by xXxStompingOnRosesxXx reviews
Sonny Munroe has a lot of crap in her life: her party freak mother, the string of F's in Algebra, and being in love with a guy who she thinks will only see her as his best friend. Throw in two new people into her dysfunctional life and you've got Channy.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,890 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
iThought I got rid of you? by seddie.is.epic.73 reviews
When old enemies return, can the iCarly trio, and more importantly, Seddie withstand the storm?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Car Trouble by hot under the collar reviews
Bella's car breaks down in the middle of no where. Jasper and Emmett stop to help but expect something in return. Bella/Emmett/Jasper threesome
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Bella - Complete
how it came to be this way by pingu1997 reviews
Bella is beaten by Charlie. When her twin brothers come home and find out. Will bella be able to leave her old life behind, or will it come back and bite her? I know that the genre has changed, please dont flame me
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,947 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Bella, Edward
Who's That Boy? by UnbrokenNarnianx reviews
"The guys looked up from what they were doing and one of them caught Demi's eyes and smiled."
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,501 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011
Naughty Professor Cullen by KRay Cullen reviews
Bella gets a little dirty in the professor's office. Rated M for language and lemon-y-tastic lemons BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 89 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secrets & Consequences by one of eddie's girls reviews
After getting caught disobeying her Master, Bella must suffer the consequences of her actions. Rated M for adult content and BDSM material. My entry for the Edwardgetsfic'd contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,100 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Every Action Has A Reaction by robstenfanatic reviews
Bella Swan goes against everyone when she becomes involved with Edward Cullen. When she finally sees the Edward everyone else saw it's too late, by then the damage has been done and its Bella whose paying for her actions. All-human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,377 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Bella, Edward
Take my hand, one last time by xLizziexLupinx reviews
A quick description of Tonks and Remus' feelings in the Battle of Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
The Lies of Miss Sam Puckett by deetrixjaay reviews
Are you in love with Freddie Benson? No. Of course not, you lie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Firework by Midnight Star1998 reviews
Its a songfic about Ron weasley listening to firework. Its his emotions when he hears it and decides to go back.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Ron W. - Complete
She's My Star by astralist reviews
All Humans. Bella, a smart yet idealistic girl who poses as a boy in a prestigious boarding school to assist her step brother when she meets Edward and falls in love with him - who happens to be in love with the love of his life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Bella, Edward
I Am Taking A Stand by O.o LiviLou o.O reviews
Hogwarts is standing against bullying. Rated T for strong language and creative curses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2011
Marie Michaels by EmoFlowaGal reviews
Bella Swan is Marie Michaels, the famous actress, singer/songwriter. nobody knows her secret but will they soon find out? its got a similar story line as Hannah Montana. all songs are from Hannah Montana. NO CHARACTERS FROM THE SHOW. R&R luv u. Mwah!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,885 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Cullen Ranch by CeceAsh reviews
Rebellious Bella is given a choice to either serve more time in a juvenile detention center, or work on the Cullens ranch. Can Bella stay out of trouble once and for all? And can she finally come to terms with her sexuality?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,156 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - [Alice, Bella] - Complete
Dear Mr Fitz by Pretty.Little.Lindsey reviews
A one-shot as of now of Aria writing in her journal during English class knowing Ezra will read it eventually. Read and Review! Sorry, it's a little short :p Used the Ezria game as inspiration :
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Aria M., Ezra F.
Perfection in an imperfect world by MissChemicalReaction reviews
ONE-SHOT ExB The love between Bella and Edward has been through difficult times, but they keep strong. Now that it's stronger than ever, they must go through the worst time of their lives. Will their love keep strong, even now? Bad summary.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
And the Winners Are by TheAppleofMyEyes reviews
There are two cliques at Forks High School, one has the football jocks and the slutty cheerleaders and the other has the other jocks and the dedicated cheerleaders. Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are the heads these two cliques...REST OF THE SUMMARY INSIDE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,108 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Double Trouble by Xx.Ella.Bell.xX reviews
Bella Swan and her twin sister are BIG trouble. They move with their HUGE family to the small town of Forks. P.S. The trouble only starts later. The first four chapters are on their first day at school. Please read and review. Ella Bell over and out :P
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,607 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Bella
The Caning by MintLollipop01 reviews
ONE-SHOT: After a long day, Edward helps Bella get rid of her pent up emotions by spanking her and caning her. BXE. AU. DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY BDSM AND SPANKING TOPICS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Bella, Edward
You Were There by JustBecca-x reviews
Bella is sent to the orphanage which Edward lives in. Through their traumas they become each others everything. After a heart breaking seperation what will happen when they reunite years later? will they reconcile their love? R&R *AH* -HU/CO.-ROM.-FRI.-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,886 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The One That Got Away by ShyNobody reviews
Who is the one that got away? Do you have yours? All Human. One shot. I suck in summary.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Goodbye by MissChemicalReaction reviews
One-Shot. Won Writing Competition in English at school. Summary:What do you do when all you fight for is gone?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fighting Temptation by Dobber17 reviews
Classmates Bella, Edward, Mike, and Tyler are invited to a basketball clinic in Seattle for 2 weeks. Bella is sharing a hotel room with the guys. What happens? Truth or dare, streaking, injuries, jealousy, and a growing attraction between Edward and Bella. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,441 - Reviews: 3257 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Wishes by OneDream 2Dream reviews
Sonny finds out that wishes aren't everything they're portrayed to be. However, she also finds out that sometimes they can be more than you've hoped them to be. Some Chadson. One-shot for Alexa!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Sonny M. - Complete
That's Not How Your Dad Does It by Wasted Greens reviews
After finding she has no way of how to get home, recently single Bella starts to walk, only for someone to offer her a lift, but who is it? And what will this lead to? Lemon, B/C, Oneshot, AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
The Mile High Club by LoveIsInTheAirContest reviews
Bella joins the mile high club and discovers a new kinky side of herself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Suicide by KaitieMarieSmileyLee reviews
Poems, about my life, and people in my life and the depressing things that happen. WARNING VERY DEPRESSING Full of heart break, abuse, and song lyrics. please Review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2011
That Girl by u2shay reviews
Bella has been alone for 4 months. Edward is gone. Alice's marriage is in tatters. Carlisle agonizes as his entire family is destroyed, until the day he receives a desperate call from the one person who can change it all: Bella Swan E&B Canon Pairing NMAU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 168,745 - Reviews: 2809 - Favs: 2,522 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Glitch by quothme reviews
Maybe there really is a glitch in Bella's brain. After all, she knows he's out there. She knows he's been watching her ever since she can remember. She's *not* crazy. Why won't anyone believe her? Dark humor a la Face Punch.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,750 - Reviews: 2426 - Favs: 1,849 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella - Complete
Miranda Rights by Ana Llivell reviews
Edward is a cop. Bella is the arestie. What will happen? Lemons. One-shot. Edited.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
50 First Dates by ValGal95 reviews
Imagine having to make the love of your life fall in love with you every single day. What if she forgot who you were as soon as she woke up? This is a love story that proves true love really has no bounds. B&E.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 207,178 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5689 - Favs: 3,002 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The New Teacher by L.A.91 reviews
One-shot. Bella has a new Human Biology teacher. When she gets caught doing something naughty what will Mr. Mason do? Rated M for Language and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,544 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 89 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A CinderBELLA Story by twilight-saga-lover95 reviews
Bella's life with her dad was great until he got remarried. when he dies Bella is left with her evil stepmother and stepsisters. when she meets a boy in the Princeton chat room is it true love or just another disappointment? ExB EMxR JxA R&R! ALL HUMAN!
Crossover - A Cinderella Story & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,576 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Bella - Complete
WIDFY Outtakes by lovelovelove22 reviews
One-shot outtakes from 'What I'd Do For You'. Contains the night of Marie's conception as Part 1. Rated M for slight lanuage and sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,437 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
What I'd Do for You by lovelovelove22 reviews
Bella is 17 years old and finds herself pregnant. She and Edward are in love; but will they keep their baby?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,587 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I've Been Bad Mr Cullen by tothis44beat reviews
Bella Swan is having naughty dreams about a certain green eyed teacher. What will happen when he needs to talk to her about a test she's been failing? AH, Lemons, a bit OCC. My first fanfic. Be nice and review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Teacher by acdhnt reviews
Teacher Edward begins a new year with the ever seductive Bella Swan. Will she be able to get what she wants? ONE SHOT. Very sexy, dirty talking Edward. Lemon-tastic! Give it a shot i'm sure you will not be dissapointed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emo Singer Bella by bree.the.vampier reviews
Bella is Emo but she loves singing. her family is very very rich. what will happen when they move to the small town of Forks? will Bella still take her pain out on herself? will she meet another person like her? BETTER SUMARY INSIDE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,601 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8728 - Favs: 14,349 - Follows: 2,982 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8218 - Favs: 5,883 - Follows: 2,176 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Clubbing by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Bella goes dirty clubbing, she meets a man and they hit it off in more ways than one. Hardcore lemons. E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two For One Deal by PiercedWolfGirl reviews
One-Shot Entry for Talking Dirty Edward Contest. Bella a stripper once was left with an unforgettable night with edward, what happens when he shows up and her apartment and takes both her and her friend rosalie? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fantasy Kiss by PiercedWolfGirl reviews
One-Shot for dirty talking edward contest. Bella is head cheerleader and edward a nerd. What happens when he has to go to her house one night to help her study due to teachers instructions in hopes that she wont fail
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,223 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finally Please by PiercedWolfGirl reviews
One-Shot For Edward's Dirty Talking Contest. Bella is a stripper at a club when edward decides after her last dance he will make a real unforgettable impression.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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A New Life reviews
Bella moves to Forks to begin a new life & forget about her past. However, the past is not so easy to forget. Especially not when you have a baby as a constant reminder. After Bella falls pregnant at 16 she is bullied by her classmates. She moves to Forks & tells everyone her daughter is her sister. She soon falls for Edward but he knows she's hiding something about her past. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 5/2 - Bella, Edward
Finding Myself reviews
This story is very different from others I've come across. Bella is Harry's twin sister. She went to Forks, or did she? Bella struggles with reputations and bad habits and boys. Everybody knows her name but nobody knows her story. Set in Goblet of Fire. First chapter is mostly background details. Read and REVIEW. On hiatus
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Bella
My Talented Life reviews
Bella Cullen is an overachiever going into her senior year at age 15. When her siblings get too jealous of her and start to ignore her Bella falls for bad-boy Edward Masen. When the time comes for Bella to go to college she realises she doesn't want to do an academic degree, she wants to do an artistic one. Bella, Emmett, Alice & Renesmee were adopted by Esme & Carlisle. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,142 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Bella, Edward
Will you marry me? reviews
A young woman struggles to find the right e declines many ter a year of no dating she realise that she needs to get married soon.Her best friend helps her track down her old boyfriends.Will she regret breaking up with them? On hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,567 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Bella
Finding My Way
Alice thinks everyone hates her. She has major anger issues and tries to make herself seem older than she is. What happens when a new kid takes her on? Read and Review! Discontinued.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 697 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Alice - Complete
A Happily Ever After? Or Happily Never After? reviews
Winner for xXxStompingOnRosesxXx's Writing Contest. Sonny's ideas always get rejected. Chad makes her feel better. Chad and Sonny are stuck babysitting Dakota. Who's Gabby? WHAT PARTY! And how does iCarly fit into this? Enjoy! Please R&R. THREE SHOT!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,531 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
A Very Modern Fairytale Series: HP x T Style reviews
Please note: WORST FANFIC EVER! :P Anyway, Series of hilarious and random fairytale stories. Included are; A Very Axe Murder Fairytale and A Very Kitty Fairytale and many more. Warning: Twilight Bashing in later chapters
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Complete
Mistakes made in Twilight reviews
This is a list of mistakes that were made in the Twilight movie. I'm wondering how many people have also noticed these mistakes. I didn't notice half of them. Each chapter will have 10 mistakes. If you have any more then please tell me in a review. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Complete
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