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Hi :3

I'm not gonna tell you my real name 'cause I'm paranoid like that.

I'm a Sonic the Hedgehog, Soul Eater and Hetalia fan.

Well I found this site because of Aurora and Aura blue, IscariotUsha and kamakasie so I thank them :)
You should also check them out :)

About me:
Gender
You'll be surprised that I'm a girl :P
Age 15
Zodiac Aquarius
Favourite colour Aqua, teal or sky blue
Favourite games Kid Icarus: Uprising, Luigi's Mansion 2, Super Smash Bros. Brawl and Soul Calibur V.
Favourite foods Soup and Italian food
Favourite artists P!NK, Maroon 5, Vocaloid, The Offspring and many more...
Favourite book Skulduggery Plesant
Favourite subjects Music and Science (I'm great at Maths but I hate it.)
My element Air
Pastimes Drawing, Imaginating, Playing video games and Internet
Languages English, Sarcasm and Italian
Hair Brown, Short
Colour eyes Brown
Body figure Slim (huge hips)

Paul: Carl, There is a dead person on the floor
Carl: Oh, hey, how did he get here?
Paul: Carrrrlllll, What did you do?
Carl: Me? I didn't do this!
Paul: Explain what happened Carrrrllll
Carl:I have never seen him in my life
Paul: Why did you kill this person Carrrrllll?
Carl: I do not kill people, that is-that is my least favourite thing to do
Paul: tell me Carl, just exactly what were you doing before I got home!
Carl: Well I was upstairs
Paul: Ok...
Carl: I was sitting in my room
Paul: yes...
Carl: reading a book
Paul: Go on...
Carl: and well... this guy walked in
Paul: ok...
Carl:So I went up to him
Paul: Yes...
Carl: and Then I stab him 37 times in the chest
Paul: Carrrrrrllllllll, that kills people!
Carl: Oh, wow
Paul: Carl!
Carl: I didn't know that
Paul: How could you not know that?
Carl: Yeah Im in the wrong year, I suck!

Do you know what type of bomb it was?
The exploding type

Behold the mothership!
*epic music*
It's quiet simple actually, you press the smiling duck to take off, the cow with the bow tie to fire weapons and the clown face is just a clown face. Enjoy it.

WILL SOMEONE GET THIS KID A HAPPY MEAL!

Aha! Now i'll zap you with my disintergrating gun and oh boy, when it disintergrates it disintergrates
*The gun disintergrates*
Oh, what do you know... It disintergrated

I now declare this frickin' idiot convention *clap* OPEN!

Wait a minute, I just lit a rocket. ROCKETS EXPLODE!

We interupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irratating

Sings* Welcome to my happy world now get your shit and leave

Warning: A$$holes are closer than they appear

Put me through the pentagon!
Do you know what sound a cow makes?
Don't toy with me Ernie! I already dispatched with Mr Hoover, I got 6 men stationed outside Big bird's nest and as Belinda... Well it is rather difficult for a deaf woman to hear an assassin approach now isn't it?

Do not tell me that, that is my car on the roof!
Ok, we won't
Get it down!
Ok
Wait, no no no!
*Crash sound*
DAMN IT!

Tell me... What would you do with a brain if you had one?

You like men...
My god, you can read my mind?
No
F*ck

Well done Skippy, you got mail
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Ask doctor stupid.

D'oh

God bless the internet...

I'm surrounded by idiots...

Man, I'm tired of being right

They are... quiet durable
British engineering love, finest in the world
Will you please stop talking like that?
Your just jealous because I sound like a rockstar

They're dogs and they're playing poker AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Good news, I've decided not to kill you!

-The 12 pains of Christmas-
the 12 things in christmas that is such a pain to me
Singing christmas carols
Same old TV special
Batteries not included
No parking!
*Baby cries*
Cherries
Got to make them dinner
5 months of Bills
I'm not cleaning this up
Shut up you!
Fine! If your so smart you put up the lights
Finding a christmas tree

To the idiotmobile!

Who's the monkey!?

I'm not going to dignify myself a response to that.

Back up, drop the gun and get me a fruit bubalious and some skittles

Fear of spiders is archnophobia
Fear of Ziva David is logic

Wait, you're the one who did it? I'm sorry mum, I was giving you the silent treatment all week
You were?

Hello
Uncle, what are you doing here?
C'mon I sent one man to kill an army I was a little bit worried

That's a nice accent you got there, New Jersey?
Austria
Ah, Austria eh? G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the bbq hey?

By any chance were you the girl who ran from the president's office with evidence
Hmm, it's very hard to recall when I have a gun pointed at my head

Who are ya?
I'm Gunnar
Gonna what? Gonna go the nearest viking convention?

That's mama Luigi to you, Mario!

What exactly am I looking at?

THROW THE CHEESE!

A fart, silent (sometimes) but deadly

Mario: What's the matter Luigi, this Yoshi giving you trouble?
Yoshi: *eats Mario*
Luigi: Yoshi! That's my brother, spit him out!
Mario: Now I know what meatballs feel like

Hehe... Cool.

How would you like your raping today?

Creeper...

One of these things are not like the others

You lost the remote!? now how am I going to watch TV!?
Simple, you get up and change the channel.
Don't even joke about that -_-
I wasn't joking.
Good! Cuz it wasn't funny!

Hey, what are you doing!?! it'll send a bad message to the children
Hmm ok, Kids don't use formula one racecars to chase hedgehogs

I got a question
yes?
Was someone high when they made this?

Your shoes are delightful, where did you get them?
What?
BAZINGA! I don't care.

Let the mind fuck begin

You're a fat B*tch!
What did you say?!
I said I have a bad itch
Oh...

My hair defies gravity, what the hell does yours do?
it's brown
...So?
it's brown
...Soo?
You're just jealous because I'm more manly than you

And now for something completly different

I want you to hit me, as hard, as you can

Please m'am, if you don't buy me candy my little brother will go insane
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Do the Mario!

I'm giving your life right now, a one out of five

Spot the real grandpa!
Stuntman, stuntman, stuntman, Grandpa!, stuntman

What are you going to do? Sit on me?

Just let me get this straight, you married your car?
Yup, now my kids get 17 miles to the gallon!

Silver: My name is Silver the Hedgehog. I've come back to your present to save my future.

Sonic: Sonic the Hedgehog--winning arguments for married men all over the world!

Tails: Snively has his hairs individually tracked?
Knuckles: He's Eggman's nephew. They're all insane!

Knuckles: *thinking he's talking to Modern Sonic* thanks Sonic, you did a great job back there. Hey, did you gain weight?
Classic Sonic: *Holds stomach* :(

THIS IS SPARTA!
OBJECTION! *kicks Spartan's ass*

I WAS FROZEN TODAY!

Imma firin mah lazor BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Hey Jimmy, what's the answer to number 5?
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ok, bbbbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaa...

PINGAS!

SPAH SAPPIN' MAH SENTRY!

Spy kills Scout* Off to see your mother!

Spy: May I borrow your earpiece? This is Scout! Rainbows make me cry!

Medic: Oops, that was not medicine...

BOINK! BONK!

Sandvich!

Spy: Kill me
Medic: Later

Medic: -the patience woke up, his skeleton was missing and the doctor was never heard from again! Hahahahahahahahahaha
Heavy: Ha-hahahahahahaha
Medic: ... Anyway that's how I lost my medical license
Heavy: o.o

WAZZUP

Demoman: I'm drunk! What's your excuse?

Pryo: MMMPPPHHHH!

Scout to Pyro: Repeat after me, mmmmrrrrpph mrrrp mrrr I'm dead!

Good morning, I see the assassin's have failed.

I'm not drunk, you're just blurry.

Get your head out of your ass, it's not a hat.

Winter can go suck on my jingle bells.

Trolling is a art.
You mean an art?
:)

Dear diary,
THE FLOOR IS LAVA.

F.E.A.R. - Fuck Everything And Run.

I must go, my planet needs me.

Tables are for glasses, not asses.

Phone call*
i'M WaTcHiNg yOu...
... Do I look sexy?

Hey dude! Guess what I just did?
What?
YOUR WIFE!

America: Dude, what do we do with Italy now?
England: I wrote a letter to Germany and this is what he said. Please prepare him good food, a cute girl and a foot/soccer ball also he will die if he accidentally learns French so be careful.

Man up or I'll beat you with my noble peace prize!

Don't take life too seriously, nobody makes it out alive anyway.

No surprise. He couldn't find his ass with two hands and a flashlight.

It's 4 am, dude.
We're not socially acceptable until well past 10.

An Englishman asks for a rubber (an eraser), the American gives him a rubber (a condom).

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The Confidants' Club by CrystallineMaple reviews
After Gilbert Beilschmidt kills himself, eight of his friends discover that they're in his suicide note. They form the Confidants' Club, determined to keep their wrongdoings secret. But as lies tangle up and drag various people into the mix, rumors fly, tensions build, and soon, everyone is a suspect... Multiple slight pairings. Completed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 71,307 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Prussia - Complete
The Aussie-Canadian Alliance by LaurelSilver reviews
A series of drabbles centred around Matthew 'Canada' Williams and Jett 'Australia' Kirkland, with multiple appearances from other characters. Rating bumped up to T for sex references.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 160 - Words: 83,193 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/12/2015 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Canada, Australia - Complete
The Case of England by Piyo13 reviews
Sherlock is bored, until John forces him to read the paper. There, he reads of the death of government official Arthur Kirkland. The problem is, Kirkland is downstairs in Speedy's, eating breakfast. Now England's biggest secret is at stake...
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,869 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 3/5/2012 - England/Britain, Sherlock H.
Silent Spring by hellaradholly reviews
Hetalia/Sherlock X-over. No implied pairings. John and Sherlock find a blond American teenager who can't remember everything but there seems to be something strange about him. Previously named "We Are But Bound".
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,920 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 7/20/2013 - England/Britain, America, Sherlock H., John W.
Fools Like Us by SayaLeigh-moved reviews
Human AU. What starts out as a normal Friday night for the "Bad Touch Trio" soon becomes an opportunity for Francis to use his favorite word in reference to his best friends. Unfortunately, Gilbert and Antonio couldn't possibly have fallen for people who would return their feelings easily, but Francis is determined to help them out despite his own relationship-or lack thereof.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 49,633 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 10/7/2013 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] [Austria, Prussia] - Complete
My Guardian Angel by Terminally Introverted reviews
For Feliciano, everyday at school is a nightmare filled with people that love making him miserable. He thinks it will never end until one day during a particularly violent attack, a mysterious blue-eyed stranger comes out of nowhere and rescues him. Not long after, Feliciano starts to feel things he doesn't quite understand.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,715 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Germany, N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Prussia - Complete
Ladies and Gentlemen by rexlover180 reviews
Matthew and Alfred, the "Jones Brothers", are an act in the famous, travelling Kirkland Circus. To everyone else, it's just a simple circus, but to the ones that know the secret, there's a little more to it. One day, a new person enters their close-knit family and, as much as he is welcome, secrets still have to be kept from him. But he just may have a few secrets of his own PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,890 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 5/25/2014 - [Canada, Prussia] England/Britain, America - Complete
Scotland, England, and a broken leg by cutekittenlady reviews
During one of their disagreements Scotland manages to accidentally break his leg. Now bed ridden, Scotland must put up with his younger brother taking care of him. These next few days were going to be torture. After all its not like England knows anything about him, right? Rated T for excessive cursing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 10/4/2013 - England/Britain, Scotland - Complete
Crying by Hayashi Mikako reviews
"I hereby announce, Königreich Preußen... Is officially disbanded." "Are you crying...?" His hand moves, on its own, to wipe away a tear... "No!" he says, a little too loudly. "No way! I'm too awesome for..." His voice breaks. He watches the world fall as he feels his knees hit the cold marble floor. And he is crying.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 11/19/2013 - [Hungary, Prussia] - Complete
A Curse Upon A Star by hellcyons reviews
Feliciano wishes that he wouldn't be seen as a pathetic, helpless, adorable kid. He knows that it would never change. But wishes can be fickle...Messed-up GerIta! I'm bad at summaries XD One shot!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2013 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
A Bit Of Sunshine Gone Away Will Come Back Another Day by ChibiPastaTalia
Oh, how wonderful was it when Alfred was but a small child? Work may have been a pain for Arthur but he sure did enjoy the little cavity running around his home. Rated T for tragedy, violence and cursing. Human names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/19/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Rag-Doll by DuskMoon15 reviews
Who would think that all it takes to expose his soft side is a little girl in a prison camp?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Germany - Complete
Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil by Meadowlark 9 reviews
A horrifying car crash results in Antonio, Francis, and Gilbert each being afflicted each with a disability: muteness, blindness, and deafness. De-anon from the kinkmeme. Minor FrUK, PruCan, and Spamano. Rated T for Language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/17/2013 - France, Prussia, Spain - Complete
And so he snaps by ThatPancakeOverThere reviews
Oh God! Canada has finally snapped, and he plans to take his revenge at the next world meeting, with probably the worst tourture known to man! Read to find out how it goes! (Miiight be a little crack? I duno :3) Coming soon *Hopefully*, Sequel to 'and so he snaps': ENGLAND'S REVENGE... Uh... Mattie...? Watchya... got there- OH DEAR GOD PLS NUUU! ;-;
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Canada - Complete
Il Cuore e Il Cervello by Snowcats
You taught me to fire a gun, but I did not want to shoot it
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/1/2013 - N. Italy - Complete
Blurred by Summer Leigh Wind reviews
Laughing, the blond beckons the boy who may as well be his own to his side. Reluctantly, the child kicks off his converse and joins him at his desk. "Want to know a secret little rabbit?" he whispers, eyes huge and luminescent. One-Shot. Happy Halloween guys! :)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,560 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2013 - England/Britain, America, Canada, Sealand - Complete
Giving In by Artificial Starlight reviews
Besides their climate, Canada and Russia didn't think they'd have anything in common; they didn't care enough to find out. However, during this meeting, perhaps they'll get a chance and hopefully the experience will change them for the better.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,379 - Reviews: 2902 - Favs: 2,289 - Follows: 1,510 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Silent Screams by Iliketochangemynamedealwithit reviews
After 9/11, America went deaf. Rated T for blood. Brotherly/fatherly USUK. I don't own what I don't own.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Five Ways to Say I'm Pregnant by TheShatteredRose reviews
Australia just found out she's pregnant. There are five people in particular she wants to tell; Canada, her baby's father. Wy, her sister. New Zealand, her brother. England, her 'mum'. And America, her 'brother-in-law'. Simply telling them she's pregnant wasn't her thing. She had other ideas... ::Genderbent Australia, Canada/Australia::
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/14/2013 - England/Britain, Canada, Australia, New Zealand - Complete
100 Things Australia Is Not Allowed To Do by Felixfeles reviews
If it weren't for these rules, who knows what Australia would get up to. Rated for swearing and references.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Australia - Complete
Hetalia Headcanons by IzzyK97 reviews
A bunch of random Hetalia headcanons dreamed up by me and my good friend Maia. I do take requests, so if you have your own headcanons and you want to get them out there, review or PM and I'll put them in somewhere. Credit will be given, I don't like to steal stuff . Rating may change.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,572 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2012
Above, Over, and Beyond the System by Car reviews
MIB AU- Agent A has had a crush on Arthur, the cute air traffic controller, for three years now, and he's pretty sure he likes him back. The only problem? Every single time A and Arthur had ever worked together had been completely wiped from Arthur's memory. USUK with a touch of GerIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/6/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Hetalia Parodies by ninjakat405 reviews
A bunch of random Youtube videos or comedy sketches featuring the Hetalia cast. Warnings and characters will be inside for each chapter. Human names used. Rating may go up. R&R for more!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,817 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 11/13/2011
Chosen Path by Xybur7 reviews
Lucario: reborn after his great sacrifice. Link: on his first grand adventure. With many friends, they defeated the evil Tabuu and saved the world. But now, fate has something else in store. Will they follow destiny's path? Or choose their own?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,627 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Lucario, Link
Survival of the Fittest by silkyterrier34 reviews
Over 760 years coyotes have changed dramatically in behavior. When Tech is zapped by an invention of Mastermind's he does strange things. Unknown to the Loonatics his behavior is changing to a coyote's we know of today. IMPORTANT! I realize there is another story similar to mine. I got the author's permission before I posted this story.
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,541 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Tech E. Coyote, Rev Runner - Complete
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Presidential Initiation by Car reviews
The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,845 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - America - Complete
Through the Silence by Kitty Faerie reviews
I'm the quiet type. I'm the kid who can go all day without talking. Hello, World. My name is Mathew Williams and I have Selective Mutism. But now "the most awesome dude on Earth" wants to help me get my voice back. AU; Human names used; PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,312 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Polly Want a Cracker by Car reviews
England learns the hard way that keeping a bird that mimics sounds in his bedroom is probably not the best idea in the world. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/8/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Brownie Incident by natcat5 reviews
The reason there are no longer snacks allowed in World Meetings. Because while Canada makes great pancakes, his brownies are not to be trusted. WARNINGS inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/6/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
101 Rules For History Class by Teal Tribbles reviews
A list of rules and regulations for any and all Hetalians to follow in history class. Co-written in a joint account by D12T and Teal Phoenix.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Complete
Promise Me by Triangular Prism reviews
"Hey… Can I be Italy and you be Germany for just one minute?" "Huh? S-sure…" Italy found it ironic that the one time he forced himself to be strong was in the act of his greatest cowardice.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/1/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Talk of Tomatoes by crackberries reviews
Romano expresses his hate for just about everything through the stupid diary that the stupid tomato idiot gave him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,159 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Strange Powers by Tinstars reviews
America thought it would be funny to turn the device on himself. What's the worst that could happen? Y'know, aside from accidentally falling in love with your friend. This is my continuation of "America's strange invention" from the end of Comic Diary 8.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,655 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Door to Door by Canadino reviews
Do not open the door. It could be a zombie, an unwanted boyfriend of your brother's, or a persistant salesman by the name Antonio Carriedo. Spain/Romano, implied Germany/Italy, AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Thanks for the Pranks by Car reviews
Due to the overwhelming maturity of both nations, America and England find themselves in a different kind of war than they are used to...A prank war! Who will get the last laugh? "Mark my words, old man, this is war." "Bring it on, brat. Bring it on."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,335 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Breaking out of the Closet by Car reviews
“I would like your help…Getting out of the closet.” America blinked hard in response, “Well, honestly Iggy, I’m honored. I mean, I always kind of saw this coming...But-" “Not like that you sodding git! I mean literally!”
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/7/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Imitation is the Best Form of Flattery by HappeDaez reviews
In which Italy imitates other countries with disastrous results. "Ve, want to become one with Italy?" Germany/Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Economic Depression by crystal-chan reviews
Globalization means that these days, when one nation feels the effects, they all do. Italy can't forget, Germany doesn't remember, and everyone else is just scrambling to get by. A Germany is HRE story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,433 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 11/10/2009 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
The reason why Prussia remembers by ninjafox369 reviews
Ever wondered why Gilbert can remember who Matthew is? Inspired by Dane Cook.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Touch and Go by Silent Nacht reviews
Nothing is simple for Germany. WWII setting, Germany/Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete