I'm not gonna tell you my real name 'cause I'm paranoid like that.
I'm a Sonic the Hedgehog, Soul Eater and Hetalia fan.
Well I found this site because of Aurora and Aura blue, IscariotUsha and kamakasie so I thank them :)
Paul: Carl, There is a dead person on the floor
Do you know what type of bomb it was?
Behold the mothership!
WILL SOMEONE GET THIS KID A HAPPY MEAL!
Aha! Now i'll zap you with my disintergrating gun and oh boy, when it disintergrates it disintergrates
I now declare this frickin' idiot convention *clap* OPEN!
Wait a minute, I just lit a rocket. ROCKETS EXPLODE!
We interupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irratating
Sings* Welcome to my happy world now get your shit and leave
Warning: A$$holes are closer than they appear
Put me through the pentagon!
Do not tell me that, that is my car on the roof!
Tell me... What would you do with a brain if you had one?
You like men...
Well done Skippy, you got mail
Ask doctor stupid.
God bless the internet...
I'm surrounded by idiots...
Man, I'm tired of being right
They are... quiet durable
They're dogs and they're playing poker AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Good news, I've decided not to kill you!
-The 12 pains of Christmas-
To the idiotmobile!
Who's the monkey!?
I'm not going to dignify myself a response to that.
Back up, drop the gun and get me a fruit bubalious and some skittles
Fear of spiders is archnophobia
Wait, you're the one who did it? I'm sorry mum, I was giving you the silent treatment all week
That's a nice accent you got there, New Jersey?
By any chance were you the girl who ran from the president's office with evidence
Who are ya?
That's mama Luigi to you, Mario!
What exactly am I looking at?
THROW THE CHEESE!
A fart, silent (sometimes) but deadly
Mario: What's the matter Luigi, this Yoshi giving you trouble?
How would you like your raping today?
One of these things are not like the others
You lost the remote!? now how am I going to watch TV!?
Hey, what are you doing!?! it'll send a bad message to the children
I got a question
Your shoes are delightful, where did you get them?
Let the mind fuck begin
You're a fat B*tch!
My hair defies gravity, what the hell does yours do?
And now for something completly different
I want you to hit me, as hard, as you can
Please m'am, if you don't buy me candy my little brother will go insane
Do the Mario!
I'm giving your life right now, a one out of five
Spot the real grandpa!
What are you going to do? Sit on me?
Just let me get this straight, you married your car?
Silver: My name is Silver the Hedgehog. I've come back to your present to save my future.
Sonic: Sonic the Hedgehog--winning arguments for married men all over the world!
Tails: Snively has his hairs individually tracked?
Knuckles: *thinking he's talking to Modern Sonic* thanks Sonic, you did a great job back there. Hey, did you gain weight?
THIS IS SPARTA!
I WAS FROZEN TODAY!
Imma firin mah lazor BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Hey Jimmy, what's the answer to number 5?
SPAH SAPPIN' MAH SENTRY!
Spy kills Scout* Off to see your mother!
Spy: May I borrow your earpiece? This is Scout! Rainbows make me cry!
Medic: Oops, that was not medicine...
Spy: Kill me
Medic: -the patience woke up, his skeleton was missing and the doctor was never heard from again! Hahahahahahahahahaha
Demoman: I'm drunk! What's your excuse?
Scout to Pyro: Repeat after me, mmmmrrrrpph mrrrp mrrr I'm dead!
Good morning, I see the assassin's have failed.
I'm not drunk, you're just blurry.
Get your head out of your ass, it's not a hat.
Winter can go suck on my jingle bells.
Trolling is a art.
F.E.A.R. - Fuck Everything And Run.
I must go, my planet needs me.
Tables are for glasses, not asses.
Hey dude! Guess what I just did?
America: Dude, what do we do with Italy now?
Man up or I'll beat you with my noble peace prize!
Don't take life too seriously, nobody makes it out alive anyway.
No surprise. He couldn't find his ass with two hands and a flashlight.
It's 4 am, dude.
An Englishman asks for a rubber (an eraser), the American gives him a rubber (a condom).