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Hey, my name is Avni. I stay in Mumbai, India.

I'm 17. I love reading.

My fav books are Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and Twilight.

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

whenever Im at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car.

yes I promise to remember PJO

In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauderer...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero… well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!

She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson:

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoe's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.

Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Iapetus. Percy's Titan friend who is called Bob!

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp


The Lightning Thief Prophecy:

You shall go west and face the god who has turned,

You shall find what was stolen and see it safely returned.

You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend,

And you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end.

The Sea of Monsters Prophecy:

You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone.

You shall find what you seek and make it your own.

But fear for your life entombed within stone

And fail without friends, to fly home alone.

The Titan's Curse Prophecy:

Five shall go west to the goddess in chains.

One shall be lost in the land without rain.

The bane of Olympus shows the trail.

Campers and Hunters combined prevail.

The titan's curse nust one withstand,

And one shall perish by a parent's hand.

The Battle of the Labyrinth Prophecy:

You shall delve in the darkness of the endless maze,

The dead, the traitor, the lost one, raise.

You shall rise or fall by the ghost king's hand.

The child of Athena's final stand--

Destroy with the hero's last breath,

And lose a love to worse than death.


A half-blood of the eldest gods

Shall reach sixteen against all odds

And see the world in endless sleep.

The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap.

A single choice shall end his days;

Olympus, to preserve or raze.


Seven half-bloods shall answer the call,

To storm or fire the world must fall.

An oath to keep with a final breath,

And foes bear arms to the doors of death.


Child of Lightning, beware the earth,

The giants' revenge the seven shall birth,

The forge and dove shall break the cage,

And death unleash, through Hera's rage.

If you've pulled a Percy: You've risked something for a friend or family member.

If you've pulled an Annabeth: You have over thunk something, "analyzed" a person, or created a strategy.

If you've pulled a Grover: You're not that good at sports, or you just don't like 'em, but when they had your favorite food, you ran like a demigod being chased by a hellhound.

If you've pulled a Nico: You've held a grudge for a while, or lost a close friend or family member, or is just a little creepy. Or something like that.

If you've pulled a Thalia: You have been scared of something, and sorta dodged it. Or you get really scary when you're angry.

If you've pulled a Luke: If you've backstabbed someone, or you sorta double crossed them.


1. Since when can Poseidon show up outta the water really huge and MADE outta water, then shrink?
2. Why did Zeus and Poseidon have that meeting?
3. Since when does Yancy have a pool?
4. Yancy's name isn't mentioned.
5. Why's Grover black? (no racism)
6. Why's it high school?
7. Where's Nancy Bobofit?
8. When is Mrs. Dodds an ENGLISH teacher?
9. Since when is she a SUBSTITUTE teacher?
10. Don't they start the book at the field trip?
11. Since when can Percy read Greek like *snaps fingers* that?
12. When is Grover such a perv?
13. How come he's not a scrawny little kid?
14. Why does he have crutches?
15. Mrs. Dodds wanted to see Percy because he used his powers. In the movie, she just randomly does it.
16. Chiron throws Percy Riptide.
17. Riptide's not a clicky pen, it has a cap
18. Mrs. Dodds is supposed to turn to ashes and monster dust.
19. Chiron is supposed to take Riptide back.
20. The mist is supposed to affect everyone into thinking there's someone called Mrs. Kerr.
21. Percy's supposed to have a Latin exam.
22. Percy's supposed to eavesdrop on Chiron and Grover.
23. What happened to the Fates?
24. Isn't Yancy a BOARDING SCHOOL? Meaning he doesn't go home at the end of the day?
25. Grover hasn't met Gabe yet
26. When the heck did Percy turn 17?
27. When did Gabe do THAT??? (I will not say what THAT is for the children . . . *shudder*)
28. What happened to "Gabe's private study"?
29. What about Montauk?
30. What happened to the cabin at Montauk?
31. Grover doesn't reveal his goatliness until the cabin at Montauk.
32. Gabe's car's supposed to get totaled by a lightning bolt.
33. Since when does Percy enter camp with Grover?
34. Isn't Grover supposed to pass out?
35. Why does Percy still have Riptide?
36. Isn't Percy supposed to snap the horn off the Minotaur? It gets stuck in a tree.
37. Doesn't Percy pass out AFTER he drags Grover into camp?
38. Why does Grover drag Percy to camp and not the other way around?
39. Isn't he supposed to see Annabeth and Chiron before he blacks out?
40. Isn't Annabeth supposed to be taking care of him?
41. What happened to Argus?
42. Doesn't Annabeth interrogate him?
43. What about nectar and ambrosia?
44. Even though the deleted scene DID have nectar and ambrosia, Annabeth's not supposed to be there.
45. What about Dionysus?
46. The Minotaur horn?
47. Chiron explains everything, not Grover.
48. Isn't Chiron the only centaur at camp?
49. Isn't Grover supposed to be getting judged?
50. Why's everyone older than they really should be?
51. Doesn't Chiron show him the cabins? ALL the cabins?
52. How does he just automatically know Percy's a son of Poseidon?
53. Percy's supposed to stay at the Hermes cabin.
54. He's supposed to be introduced to Luke by Annabeth.
55. What happened to Clarisse?
56. Why didn't Percy become "the supreme lord of the bathroom"?
57. What happened to the barbecue dinner? Percy's FIRST dinner?
58. The sacrifices?
59. Magic goblets?
60. He's supposed to be on Annabeth's Capture the Flag team.
61. What happened to him pwning the Ares kids?
62. What happened to Annabeth's invisibility Yankees cap?
63. Why'd Percy pwn Annabeth?
64. Speaking of which, why'd he gawk at her while she was fighting?
65. What's with Grover flirting with the Aphrodites?
66. His pan pipes?
67. Whoa, what's with the really odd dinner?
68. What's with the nymphs flirting with Percy?
69. Since when does Hades come outta the fire like that?
70. What about Percy's dreams (the one at Montauk)?
71. What happened to the Oracle?
72. Percy doesn't sneak out, he gets assigned with the quest.
73. And why'd he play Capture the Flag right away? He's supposed to be at camp for a few -what, days, weeks? -to train.
74. And he's supposed to get claimed by Poseidon during Capture the Flag.
75. But first get attacked by a hellhound.
76. And since when do they go to Luke for help?
77. What happened to Thalia's pine?
78. Half Blood Hill?
79. Also, now that I'm on the topic, why'd Grover tag along on the car ride?
80. Didn't they already receive drachmas when they set off?
81. Grover's supposed to wear the winged shoes Luke gave, not Percy.
82. Don't they take a taxi to the Greyhound or some train like that?
83. Aren't they supposed to see Gabe on TV THERE, in a store window, not in some hotel?
84. When did Luke give Percy a shield?
85. Or a map?
86. Persephone's Pearls?
87. What happened to the Fury attack at the bus?
88. Aunty Em is supposed to feed them and make 'em drowsy and stuff.
89. Aunty Em's Garden Gnome Emporium is supposed to be OPEN, not abandoned.
90. Since when would Annabeth and Grover suggest nicking some free sodas?
91. Where'd that mortal come from?
92. They don't split up, they get offered a "photo op"
93. Percy's . . . kinda poor ish, how'd he get an iPod?
94. Why isn't Riptide's name ever mentioned?
95. Why isn't the Mist either there or explained?
96. Didn't Annabeth save Percy from being turned to stone?
98. HOW the frick do Grover and Annabeth drive that car through the wall? They're supposed to be 12!!
99. What happened to Percy's dream AGAIN? (this time about Kronos)
100. Didn't Percy send Medusa's head to Olympus?
101. Didn't he steal the drachmas and address from her office?
102. What about Gladiola the poodle?
103. That train ride?
104. Since when do they drive to a motel?
105. And Percy swims in a pool?
106. And they keep Medusa's head?
107. What about the Arch at St. Louis?
108. And the Chimera?
109. And the Echidna!
110. And Percy jumping off into the Mississippi?
111. The whole quest isn't about finding Persephone's pearls anyway.
112. What about the Nereid?
113. And meeting Ares?
114. And going to the Waterland park?
115. And Aphrodite's scarf?
116. Hephaestus' trap!
117. And the Kindness International truck?
118. And releasing a zebra into Vegas?
119. And the Lotus Hotel and Casino didn't have some lotus flower things.
120. It wasn't gambling or an actually "casino" casino, it was a kid's heaven.
121. And they didn't drive a car through the wall (AGAIN).
122. Or get attacked.
123. What happened to the cash cards?
124. And the taxi drive to the ocean?
125. Or meeting that Great White to the Nereid?
126. And REALLY getting the pearls there?
127. Where'd Crusty's Water Bed Palace go? How else do they find the DOA address?
128. The Underworld isn't behind the Hollywood sign.
129. Where'd the DOA go?
130. And Charon's supposed to be in a waiting room wearing Italian silk suits, not just standing there.
131. He doesn't burn some money.
132. He doesn't even GET money, besides being bribed by drachmas!
133. They're supposed to run into Cerberus.
134. Since when is Persephone a total pervert and a flirt?
135. And has pet hellhounds?
136. Heck, she's not even supposed to BE in the Lightning Thief!
137. Annabeth's supposed to use a rubber ball and distract Cerberus.
138. They're supposed to go to Tartarus.
139. The shoes that GROVER is supposed to be wearing are supposed to be cursed.
140. And try to drag him into Tartarus.
141. When Percy meets Hades, he's supposed to have a robe of souls.
142. Hades' Helm of Darkness is supposed to be stolen too.
143. Hades doesn't really want the lightning bolt.
144. Or Persephone (who, again, is not supposed to BE there!)
145. Grover doesn't stay back.
146. Sally's supposed to stay back.
147. The bolt doesn't show up in his shield (which he isn't supposed to have anyway . . . )
148. It's supposed to show up in his pack.
149. Which was given by Ares, who, again, was NOT THERE.
150. They don't go directly to Olympus.
151. Percy's supposed to fight Ares.
152. He is not supposed to have an air battle against Luke.
153. Where the frick is Kronos mentioned anywhere?
154. Percy is supposed to wound Ares.
155. Percy is supposed to have a curse put on him by Ares.
156. Percy is supposed to get the Helm of Darkness back from Ares.
157. Percy's supposed to hand it over to the Furies.
158. When does Percy make a water trident and (supposedly) kill Luke?
159. He (Luke) is supposed to be under Kronos' control, not want revenge on Hermes.
160. Luke is supposed to still be at Camp.
161. Percy's supposed to fly on a plane.
162. He's supposed to go to Olympus alone.
163. He finds out his mom is back.
164. Not Grover, since he wasn't supposed to stay back in the first place.
165. Percy's supposed to go see her.
166. He's supposed to give her Medusa's head.
167. Sally's supposed to directly give it to Gabe as "meat loaf", not hide it in the fridge.
168. When Percy goes back to camp, there's supposed to be a celebration.
169. They're supposed to burn their shrouds.
170. They're supposed to wear laurels.
171.Gabe is supposed to have "disappeared off the face of the Earth".
172. On a completely unrelated note, Sally is supposed to have sold a "sculpture".
173. Then use that money to put a down payment on a new apartment and a semester at NYU.
174. At the 4th of July fireworks, Grover's supposed to say good bye to search for Pan.
175. Annabeth's supposed to explain the fireworks.
176. He's supposed to get his first camp necklace and bead.
177. Luke is supposed to try to kill him again with a pit scorpion.
178. Percy's supposed to almost die and then wake up in the infirmary again.
179. Annabeth's supposed to visit him with Chiron.
180. Annabeth's supposed get angry at Luke.
181. She's supposed to have sent a letter to her dad.
182. She's supposed to leave camp, not spar with Percy.
183. Annabeth doesn't flirt with Percy yet (though, if you squint, maybe)
184. Percy's supposed to leave Camp and go back home.
185. Annabeth has blonde hair.
186. Curly blonde hair.
187. And grey eyes.
188. Percy has green eyes.
189. Grover's supposed to be scrawny.
190. And have curly brown hair.
191. And a goatee (oh, the pun).
192. And acne.
193. And wear a floppy rasta cap.
194. With fake feet.
195. Why doesn't Annabeth act like she has a small crush on Luke? Or at least is really close to him!!
196. Where's her dagger?
197. Luke's scar?
198. And his quest?
199. And since when does Annabeth start shooting at people with sleep inducing arrows?
200. And since when does she roll with a bow and arrow?
201. Since when do they go to the Parthenon?
202. And fight a hydra? That's book two!
203. What the frick happened to the Great Prophecy, huh? Answer me that!!
204. Yo -where is the Iris Messaging??

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You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!
You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN!
You say Bella and Edward, I say Percy and Annabeth!
You say Team Edward, I say Team Percy!
You say Bella, I say ANNABETH!
You say Jacob, I say NICO!
You say Forks, I say Camp HB!


NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain


NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers/skills

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down (politely)

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile


You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. (I am going to!!!)

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” (Yes...and it worked!!!)

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. (OOPS!!! "Thanks Hermes!".)

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. (now that i think about it...)

You burn food to see if it smells good. (...O_O)

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” (now i will!!!)

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. (YUPP)

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. (*cough* Justin Bieber *cough*)

Someone close to you dies and you give them money just in case… (Sure?)

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. (TOTALLY)

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… (Never been on one yet, but when i am...)

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. (Yep.p)

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. ( Definitely)

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. (or go find percy!!!!)

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. (no comment)

You think George Bush is a son of Ares ( that i think about it...)

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. (along with my ball piont pen and bow&arrow)

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. (Kronos, loser such a fail!!!!)

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas. (*gasp* they make those?!!!!)

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. (sorta, but hades isn't at fualt)

You sometimes try to control water. (I am a daughter of hades not i shadow travel)

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. (but what about MR?)

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. (shhhh and i found it!!! shhhhhh)

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. (Yep. right next to my bow&arrow!!!)

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. (*sigh* if only)

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. (Laistrygonian giants . Where is tyson when you need him?)

You go to San Francisco looking for the Old Sea Man!!! (Haven't been but i will now!!!!)

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain. (Yupp!)

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" (Na, me and hermes cool he wouldn't do that!!!)

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. (just math?)

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. (athena get over it)

You have ADD, are diagnosed, and are convinced that you are a demigod because of this. (I have an ADD mind!!!! so yeah!!!!)

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" (WTH: means What the hades for me!!!!)

When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. (SO TRUE!!! ohh i just got an idea!!!)

When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.(Hera: what did i do to anger you...don't answer that. Nemesis: i forgive you! Hermes: and i thought we were friends!)

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. (YUPP!!!!!)

You give all your siblings god parents (only bro isn't cool enough to be a kid of gods!!!)

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera." (sure)

You cried when you finished TLO (Jason should've died!!!!PERCY!!!!!)

You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth (i won't eat them, or breath them is kinda imposilbe, and sleep comment)

Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page (that would anger athena)

You're in love with a fictional character (Will Solace)

You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO

You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series (i wish)

You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood (totally)

If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff. (RACHEL'S AWESOME!!!)

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.

Here's all of the PERCABETH MOMENTS IN THE BOOKS: (copy then paste if you love percabeth!)

The Lightning Thief

Page 56

The last thing I remember is collapsing on a wooden porch, looking at a ceiling fan circling above me, moths flying around a yellow light, the stern faces of a familiar-looking bearded man and a pretty girl, her blond hair curled like a princess's. They both looked down at me, and the girl said, "He's the one. He must be."

Page 63

She was probably my age, maybe a couple of inches taller, and a whole lot more athletic looking. wither her deep tan and her curl blond hair, she was almost exactly what I thought a stereotypical California girl would look like, except her eyes ruined the image. They were startling gray, like storm clouds; pretty, but intimidating, too, as if she were analyzing the best way to take me down in a fight.
She glanced at the minotaur horn in my hands, then back at me. I imagined she was going to say, You killed a minotaur! or Wow, you're so awesome! or something like that.
Instead she said, "You drool when you sleep."

Page 92

Annabeth stared at me. I couldn't tell whether she was just grossed out or angry at me for dousing her.
"What?" I demanded. "What are you thinking?"
"I'm thinking," she said, "that I want you on my team for capture the flag."

Page 93

"Annabeth, I'm sorry about the toilets."
"It wasn't my fault."
She looked at me skeptically, and I realized it was my fault.

Page 119

She pushed ahead, leaving me in the dust.
"Okay," I mumbled. "Glad you wanted me on your team."

Page 123

I was about to join the celebration when Annabeth's voice, right next to me in the creek, said, "Not bad, hero."
I looked, but she wasn't there.
"Where the heck did you learn to fight like that?" she asked.

Page 147-148

"I've been waiting a long time for a quest, seaweed brain," she said. "Athena is no fan of Poseidon, but if you're going to save the world, I'm the best person to keep you from messing up.
"If you do say so yourself," I said. "I suppose you have a plan, wise girl?"
Her cheeks colored. "Do you want your help or not?"
The truth was, I did.

Page 169

After a few minutes, Annabeth fell in line next to me. "Look, I..." Her voice faltered. "I appreciate your coming back for us, okay? That was really brave."
"We're a team, right?"

Page 170

"You're pretty good with that knife," I said.
"You think so?"
"Anybody who can piggyback-ride a Fury is okay by me."
I couldn't really see, but I thought she might've smiled.

Page 185

"Forget it," I said. "You're impossible."
"You're insufferable."
"Hey!" Grover interrupted. "You two are giving me a migraine, and satyrs don't even get migraines."

Page 187

I looked at Annabeth, daring her to criticize.
She didn't.

Page 198

I tried not to drool in my sleep, since Annabeth was sitting right next to me.

Page 200

I wanted to make Annabeth feel better, but I didn't know how.

Page 202

"Can't we work together a little?" I pleaded. "I mean, didn't Athena and Poseidon ever cooperate?"
Annabeth had to think about it. "I guess...the chariot," she said tentatively. "My mom invented it, but Poseidon created horses out of the crests of waves. So they had to work together to make it complete."
"Then we can cooperate, too. Right?"
We rode into the city, Annabeth watching as the Arch disappeared behind a hotel.
"I suppose," she said at last.

Page 217

Annabeth stood behind him, trying to look angry, but even she seemed relieved to see me. "We can't leave you alone for five minutes! What happened?"

Page 234

"Are you kidding?" she looked at me as if I'd just dropped from the moon. Her cheeks were bright red.
"What's the problem now?" I demanded.
"Me, go with you to the...the 'Thrill Ride of Love'? how embarrassing is that? What if somebody saw me?"
"Who's going to see you?" But my face was burning now, too. Leave it to a girl to make everything complicated. "Fine," I told her. "I'll do it myself." But when I started down the side of the pool, she followed me, muttering about how boys always messed things up.

Page 247

"Hey," Annabeth said, "I'm sorry for freaking out back at the water park, Percy."
"That's okay."
"It's just..." she shuddered. "Spiders."
"Because of the Arachne story," I guessed. "She got turned into a spider for challenging your mom to a weaving contest, right?"
Annabeth nodded. "Arachne's children have been taking revenge on the children of Athena ever since. If there's a spider within a mile of me, it'll find me. I hate the creepy little things. Anyway, I owe you."
"We're a team, remember?" I said.

Page 251

"So if the gods fight," I said, "will things line up the way they did with the Trojan War? will it be Athena versus Poseidon?"
She put her head against the backpack Ares had given us, and closed her eyes. "I don't know what my mom will do. I just know I'll fight next to you."
"Because you're my friend, Seaweed Brain. any more stupid questions?
I couldn't think of a n answer for that. Fortunately, I didn't have to. Annabeth was asleep.

Page 257

"Why can't you place a blessing like that on us?" I asked.
"It only works on wild animals."
"So it would only affect Percy," Annabeth reasoned.

Page 290

Annabeth grabbed hold of my hand. Under normal circumstances, this would've embarrassed me, but I understood how she felt. She wanted reassurance that somebody else was alive on this boat.

Page 306

Annabeth and I looked at each other. I could tell she was nursing an idea probably the same one she'd gotten during the taxi ride to L.A., but she was too scared to share it. That was enough to terrify me.

Page 370

Annabeth sat next to me, holding my nectar glass and dabbing a washcloth on my forehead.
"Here we are again," I said.
"You idiot," Annabeth said, which is how I know she was overjoyed to see me conscious.

Page 374

She pursed her lips. "You won't try anything stupid during the school year, will you? At least...not without sending me an Iris-message?"
I managed a smile. "I won't go looking for trouble. I usually don't have to."
"When I get back next summer," she said, "we'll hunt down Luke. We'll ask for a quest, but if we don't get approval, we'll sneak off and do it anyway. Agreed?"
"Sounds like a plan worthy of Athena."
She held out her hand. I shook it.
"Take care, Seaweed Brain," Annabeth told me. Keep your eyes open."
"You too, Wise Girl."

Page 375

She touched Thalia's pine tree, then allowed herself to be lead over the crest and into the mortal world.
For the first time at camp, I felt truly alone.

The Sea of Monsters

Page 12

In social studies, while we were drawing latitude/longitude maps, I opened my notebook and stared at the photo inside-my friend Annabeth on vacation in Washington D.C. She was wearing jeans and a denim jacket over her orange Camp Half-Blood T-shirt. Her blond hair was pulled back in a bandanna. She was standing in front of the Lincoln Memorial with her arms crossed, looking extremely pleased with herself, like she'd personally designed the place. See, Annabeth wants to be an architect when she grows up, so she's always visiting famous monuments and stuff. She's weird that way. She'd emailed me the picture after spring break, and every once in a while I'd look at it just to remind myself she was real and Camp Half-Blood hadn't just been my imagination.
I wished Annabeth were here. She'd know what to make of my dream. I'd never admit it to her, but she was smarter than me, even if she was annoying sometimes.

Page 22

Annabeth punched him in the nose and knocked him flat. "And you," she told him, "lay off my friend."

Page 23

"Annabeth..." I stammered. "How did long have you..."
"Pretty much all morning." She sheathed her bronze knife. "I've been trying to find a good time to talk to you, but you were never alone."
"The shadow i saw this morning-that was-" My face felt hot. "Oh my gods, were you looking in my bedroom window ?"
"There's no time to explain!" she snapped, though she looked a little red-faced herself.

Page 25

Now, under different circumstances, I would've been really happy to see her. we'd made our peace last summer, despite the fact that her mom was Athena and didn't get along with my dad. I'd missed Annabeth probably more than I'd wanted to admit.

Page 85

The only good thing about our punishment was that it gave Annabeth and me a common enemy and lots of time to talk.

Page 135

"A half-blood hideout." I looked at Annabeth in awe. 'You made this place?"
"Thalia and I," she said quietly. "And Luke."
That shouldn't have bothered me. I mean, I knew Thalia and Luke had taken care of Annabeth when she was little. I knew the three of them had been runaways together, hiding from monsters, surviving on their own before Grover found them and tried to get them to Half-Blood Hill. But whenever Annabeth talked about the time she'd spent with them, I kind of felt...I don't know. Uncomfortable?
No. That's not the word.
The word was jealous.

Page 166

I tried to stay mad at her, but it wasn't easy. We'd been through a lot together. she'd saved my life plenty of times. It was stupid of me to resent her.

Page 168

"Then why do the gods even let me live? It would be safer to kill me."
"you're right."
"Thanks a lot."

Page 168

I almost didn't recognize her. she was wearing a sleeveless silk dress like C.C.'s, only white. Her blond hair was newly washed and combed and braided with gold. Worst of all, she was wearing makeup, which I never thought Annabeth would be caught dead in. I mean, she looked good. Really good. I probably would've been tongue-tied if I could've said anything except reet, reet, reet. But there was also something totally wrong about it. It just wasn't Annabeth.

Page 183

Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as quickly. "I'm glad you're not a guinea pig."
"Me too." I hoped my face wasn't as red as it felt.

Page 192

"Don't untie me," she said, "no matter what happens or how much I plead. I'll want to go straight over the edge and drown myself."
"Are you trying to tempt me?"

Page 198

She started to sob-I mean horrible, heartbroken sobbing. she put her head on my shoulder and i held her.
Fish gathered to look at us-a school of barracudas, some curious marlins.
Scram! I told them.
They swam off, but I could tell they went reluctantly. I swear I understood their intentions. They were about to start rumors flying around the sea about the son of Poseidon and some girl at the bottom of siren Bay.
"I'll get us back to the ship," I told her. "It's okay.Just hang on."
Annabeth nodded to let me know she was better now, then she murmured something I couldn't understand because of the wax in my ears.

Page 211

I made a silent promise to the gods that if we survived this, I'd tell Annabeth she was a genius. The frightening thing was, I knew the gods would hold me to it.

Page 231

Which reminded me...I still owed the gods a debt.
"You're a genius," I told Annabeth quietly.
Then I put my head against the Fleece, and before I knew it, I was asleep, too.

Page 236

"Percy is too nice," Annabeth grumbled, but I couldn't help thinking that maybe, just maybe, she was a little impressed. I'd surprised her, anyway. And that wasn't easy to do.

Page 268

Tyson blushed. The crowd cheered. Annabeth planted a kiss on my cheek. The roaring got a lot louder after that.

The Titan's Curse

Page 2

"it's okay, Ms. Jackson." Annabeth smiled reassuringly. Her blond hair was tucked into a ski cap and her gray eyes were the same color as the ocean. "We'll keep him out of trouble."
Mom seemed to relax a little. She thinks Annabeth is the most levelheaded demigod ever to hit eighth grade. She's sure Annabeth often keeps me from getting killed. she's right, but that doesn't mean I have to like it.

Page 12

I looked nervously at Annabeth, then at the groups of girls who were roaming the gym.
"Well?" Annabeth said.
"Um, who should I ask?"
She punched me in the gut. "Me, Seaweed Brain."
"Oh. Oh, right."

Page 36

He went on asking questions. did I fight a lot with Thalia, since she was a daughter of Zeus? (I didn't answer that one.) If Annabeth's mother was Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? (I tried not to strangle Nico for asking that one.) Was Annabeth my girlfriend? (At this point, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.)

Page 65

I took Annabeth's baseball cap out of my backpack and set it on my nightstand. I'd give it to her when I found her. And I would find her.

Page 77-78

He gave me the brochure. It was about the Hunters of Artemis. The font read, A WISE CHOICE FOR YOUR FUTURE! Inside were pictures of young maidens doing hunter stuff, chasing monsters, shooting bows. There were captions like: HEALTH BENEFITS: IMMORTALITY AND WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU! and A BOY-FREE TOMORROW!
"I found that in Annabeth's backpack," Grover said.
I stared at him. "I don't understand."
"Well, it seems to me...maybe Annabeth was thinking about joining."
I'd like to say I took the news well.
The truth was, I wanted to strangle the Hunters of Artemis one eternal maiden at a time. The rest of the day I tried to keep busy, but I was worried sick about Annabeth.

Page 80

Then I noticed a pink silk scarf with a label attached to it. I picked up the tag and tried to read it:


I stared at the scarf. I'd totally forgotten about it. Two years ago, Annabeth had ripped this scarf out of my hands and said something like, Oh, no. no love magic for you!
I'd just assumed she'd thrown it away. and yet here it was. She'd kept it all this time? And why had she stashed it in the attic?

Page 87-88

But Thalia held out her spear. "You want some, Seaweed Brain?"
Somehow it was okay when Annabeth called me that-at least, I'd gotten used to it-but hearing it from Thalia was not cool.

Page 105-106

"I don't have much time," my mom said. "Percy, whatever you decide, I love you. And I know you'll do what's best for Annabeth."
"How can you be sure?"
"Because she'd do the same for you."

Page 184-187

When she smiled at me, just for a moment she looked a little like Annabeth. Then like this television actress I used to have a crush on in fifth grade. Then...well, you get the idea.
"Ah, there you are, Percy," the goddess said. "I am Aphrodite."
I slipped into the seat across from her and said something like, "Um uh gah."
She smiled. "Aren't you sweet. Hold this, please."
She handed me a polished mirror the size of a dinner plate and had me hold it up for her. she leaned forward and dabbed at her lipstick, though I couldn't see anything wrong with it.
"Do you know why you're here?" she asked.
I wanted to respond. why couldn't I form a complete sentence. She was only a lady. A seriously beautiful lady. With eyes like pools of spring water...Whoa.
I pinched my own arm, hard.
"I...I don't know," I managed.
"Oh, dear," Aphrodite said. "Still in denial?"
Outside the car, I could hear Ares chuckling. I had a feeling he could hear every word we said. The idea of him being out there made me angry, and that helped clear my mind.
"I don't know what you're talking about," I said.
"Well then, why are you on this quest?"
"Artemis has been captured!"
Aphrodite rolled her eyes. "Oh, Artemis. Please. Talk about a hopeless case. I mean, if they were going to kidnap a goddess, she should be breathtakingly beautiful, don't you think? I pity the poor dears who have to imprison Artemis. Bo-ring!"
"But she was chasing a monster," I protested. "A really, really bad monster. We have to find it!"
Aphrodite made me hold the mirror a little higher. She seemed to have found a microscopic problem at the corner of her eye and dabbed at her mascara. "Always some monster. But my dear Percy, that is why the others are on this quest. I'm more interested in you."
My heart pounded. I didn't want to answer, but her eyes drew an answer right out of my mouth. "Annabeth is in trouble."
Aphrodite beamed. "Exactly!
"I have to help her," I said. "I've been having these dreams."
"Ah, you even dream about her! That's so cute!"
"No! I mean...that's not what I meant."
She made a tsk-tsk sound. "Percy, I'm on your side. I'm the reason you're here, after all."
I stared at her. "What?"
"The poisoned T-shirt the Stoll brothers gave Pheobe," she said. "Did you think that was an accident? Sending Blackjack to find you? Helping you sneak out of camp?"
"You did that?"
"Of course! Because really, how boring these Hunters are! A quest for some monster, blah blah blah. Saving Artemis. Let her stay lost, I say. But a quest for true love-"
"Wait a second, I never said-"
"Oh, my dear. You didn't need to say it. You do know Annabeth was close to joining the Hunters, don't you?"
I blushed. "I wasn't sure-"
"She was about to throw her life away! And you my dear, you can save her from that. It's so romantic!"
"Oh, put the mirror down," Aphrodite ordered. "I look fine."
I hadn't realized I was still holding it, but as soon as I put it down, I noticed my arms were sore.
"Now listen up, Percy," Aphrodite said. "The hunters are your enemies. Forget them and Artemis and the monster. That's not important. You just concentrate on finding and saving Annabeth."
"Do you know where she is?"
Aphrodite waved her hand irritably. "No, no. I leave the details to you. But it's been ages since we've had a good tragic love story."
"Whoa, first of all, I never said anything about love. and second, what's up with tragic?"
"Love conquers all, " Aphrodite promised.. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?"
"Didn't they start the Trojan War and get thousands of people killed?"
"Pfft. That's not the point. follow your heart."
"But...I don't know where it's going." My heart, I mean."

Page 246

I half expected Mrs. Chase to turn into a raving lunatic at the mention of her stepdaughter, but she just pursed her lips and looked concerned. "All right. Do on up to the study and i'll bring you some food." She smile at me. "Nice meeting you, Percy. I've heard a lot about you."

Page 282

"I don't know," she admitted. "But thank you for rescuing me."
"Hey, no big deal. We're friends."
"You didn't believe I was dead?"

Page 291

A feeling of panic seized me. "Annabeth," I said under my breath. "Don't."
She frowned at me. "What?"
"Look, I need to tell you something," I continued. The words came stumbling out of me. "I couldn't stand it if...I don't want you to-"
"Percy?" she said. "You look like you're going to be sick."
And that's how I felt. I wanted to say more, but my tongue betrayed me. It wouldn't move because of the fear in my stomach. And then Artemis turned.
"I shall have a new lieutenant," she announced. "If she will accept it."
"No," I murmured.

Page 299-300

"Was she giving you a hard time?" Annabeth asked.
"No," I said. It's...fine"
She studied me with concern. She touched the new streak of gray in my hair that matched hers exactly-our painful souvenir from holding Atlas's burden. There was a lot I'd wanted to say to Annabeth, but Athena had taken the confidence out of me. I felt like I'd been punched in the gut.
I do not approve of your friendship with my daughter.
"So," Annabeth said. "What did you want to tell me earlier?"
The music was playing. People were dancing in the streets. I said "I, uh, was thinking we got interrupted at Westover Hall. And...I think I owe you a dance."
She smiled slowly. "All right, Seaweed Brain."
So I took her hand, and I don't know what everybody else heard, but but to me it sounded like a slow dance: a little sad, but maybe a little hopeful, too.

Page 304

"I'll fill you in later," Chiron said with forced cheerfulness. "The important thing is you have prevailed. and you save Annabeth!"
Annabeth smiled at me gratefully, which made me look away.

The Battle of the Labyrinth

Page 2

"Think positive. Tomorrow you're off to camp! After orientation, you've got your date-"
"It's not a date!" I protested. "It's just Annabeth, Mom. Jeez!"
"She's coming all the way from camp to meet you."
"Well, yeah."
"You're going to the movies."
"Just the two of you."
She held up her hands in surrender, but I could tell she was trying hard not to smile.

Page 15

I burst out of the alley onto East 81st and ran straight into Annabeth.
"Hey, you're out early!" She laughed, grabbing my shoulders to keep me from tumbling into the street. "Watch where you're going, Seaweed Brain."
For a split second, she was in a good mood and everything was fine. She was wearing jeans and an orange camp T-shirt and her clay bead necklace. He blond hair was pulled back into a ponytail. Her gray eyes sparkled. She looked like she was ready to catch a movie, have a cool afternoon hanging out together.
Then Rachel Elizabeth Dare, still covered in monster dust, came charging out of the alley, yelling. "Percy, wait up!"
She frowned at me. "What did you do this time? And who is this?"

Page 16-17

Annabeth stared at me for a second. Then she turned and took off.
"Hey!" I jogged after her. "There were these two empousai," I tried to explain. "They were cheerleaders, see, and they said camp was going to burn, and-"
"You told a mortal girl about half-bloods?"
"She can see through the Mist. She saw the monsters before I did."
"So you told her the truth."
"She recognized me from Hoover Dam, so-"
"You've met her before?"
"Um, last winter. But seriously, I barely know her."
"She's kinda cute."
"I-I never thought about it."
Annabeth kept walking toward York Avenue.
"I'll deal with the school," I promised, anxious to change the subject "Honest, it'll be fine."
Annabeth wouldn't even look at me. "I guess our afternoon is off, now that the poilce will be searching for you."

Page 45

Someone else slid next to me on the bench: Annabeth.
"I'll tell you what it's about," she said. "The Labyrinth."
It was hard to concentrate on what she was saying, because everybody in the dining pavilion was stealing glances at us and whispering. and Annabeth was right next to me. I mean right next to me.

Page 47

Annabeth nodded. Despite how serious she was acting, I was happy she wasn't mad at me anymore. and I kind of liked the fact that she'd broken the rules to come sit next to me.

Page 50

Over at the head table, Quintus cleared his throat. I got the feeling he didn't want to make a scene, but Annabeth was really pushing it, sitting at my table so long.
"We'll talk later." Annabeth squeezed my arm a little to hard. "Convince him, will you?"
She returned to the Athena table, ignoring all the people who were staring at her.

Page 53

Quintus kept rattling off names until he said, "Percy Jackson with Annabeth Chase."
"Nice." I grinned at Annabeth.
"Your armor is crooked," was her only comment, and she redid my straps for me.

Page 59

I started forward, but Annabeth stopped me. "Don't take another step," she warned. "We need to find the exit."
She sounded really scared now.
"It's okay," I promised. "It's right-"
I looked up and realized I couldn't see where we'd fallen in. The ceiling was solid stone. The corridor seemed to stretch endlessly in both directions.
Annabeth's hand slipped into mine. Under different circumstances, I would've been embarrassed, but here in the dark I was glad to know where she was. It was about the only thing I was sure of.

Page 68

"I've been studying architecture for years," she said. "I know Daedalus's Labyrinth better than anybody."
"From reading about it."
"Well, yes."
"That's not enough."
"It has to be!"
"It isn't!"
"Are you going to help me or not?"
I realized everyone was watching Annabeth and me like a tennis match.

Page 78-80

Annabeth stood in the back of the room, rifling through old scrolls.
"Knock, knock?" I said.
She turned with a start. "Oh...hi. Didn't hear you."
"You okay?"'
She frowned at the scroll in her hands. "Just trying to do some research. Daedalus's Labyrinth is so huge. none of the stories agree about anything. The maps just lead from nowhere to nowhere."
I thought about what Quintus had said, how the maze tries to distract you. I wondered if Annabeth knew that already.
"We'll figure it out," I promised.
Her hair had come loose and was hanging in a tangled blond curtain around her face. Her gray eyes looked almost black.
"I've wanted to lead a quest since I was seven," she said.
"You're going to do awesome."
She looked at me gratefully, but then stared down at all the books and scrolls she'd pulled from the shelved. "I'm worried, Percy. Maybe I shouldn't have asked you to do this. Or Tyson or Grover."
"Hey, we're your friends. We wouldn't miss it."
"But..." She stopped herself.
"What is it?" I asked. "The prophecy?"
"I'm sure it's fine," she said in a small voice.
"What was the last line?"
Then she did something that really surprised me. She blinked back tears and put out her arms.
I stepped forward and hugged her. Butterflies started turning my stomach into a mosh pit.
"Hey, it''s okay." I patted her back.
I was aware of everything in the room. I felt like I could read the tiniest print on any book on the shelves. Annabeth's hair smelled like lemon soap. She was shivering.
"Chiron might be right," she muttered. "I'm breaking the rules. But I don't know what else to do. I need you three. It just feels right."
"Then don't worry about it," I managed. "We've had plenty of problems before, and we solved them."
"This is different. I don't want anything happening to...any of you."
Behind me, somebody cleared his throat.
It was one of Annabeth's half-brothers, Malcolm. His face was bright red. "Um, sorry," he said. "Archery practice is starting, Annabeth. Chiron said to come find you."
I stepped away from Annabeth. "We were just looking at maps," I said stupidly.
Malcolm stared at me. "Okay."
"Tell Chiron I'll be right there," Annabeth said, and Malcolm left in a hurry.
"Annabeth rubbed her eyes. "You go ahead, Percy. I'd better get ready for archery."
I nodded, feeling more confused than I ever had in my life. I wanted to run from the cabin...but then again I didn't.

Page 125-126

I tried to fall asleep, but I couldn't. Something about getting chased by a large dragon lady with poison swords made it real hard to relax. I picked up my bedroll and dragged it over to where Annabeth was sitting, keeping watch.
I sat down next to her.
"You should sleep," she said.
"Can't. You doing all right?"
"Sure. First day leading the quest. Just great."
"We'll get there," I said. "We'll find the workshop before Luke does."
She brushed her hair out of her face. She had a smudge of dirt on her chin, and i imagined what she must've looked like when she was little, wandering around the country with Thalia and Luke. Once she'd saved them from the mansion of the evil Cyclops when she was only seven. Even when she looked scared, like now, I knew she had a lot of guts.
"I just wish the quest was logical," she complained. "I mean, we're traveling but we have no idea where we'll end up. How can you walk from New York to California in a day?"
"Space isn't the same in the maze."
"I know, I know. it's just..." She looked at me hesitantly. "Percy, I was kidding myself. All that planning and reading. I don't have a clue where we're going."
"You're doing great. Besides, we never know what we're doing. It always works out. Remember Circe's island?"
She snorted. "You made a cute guinea pig."
"And Waterland, how you got us thrown off that ride?"
"I got us thrown off? That was totally your fault!"
"See? It'll be fine."

Page 184

"I'm a child of Athena," she insisted. and this is an insult to my intelligence. I won't answer these questions."
Part of me was impressed with her for standing up like that. but part of me thought her pride was going to get us all killed.

Page 198

I didn't dare call after her, but I didn't like the idea of her approaching the forge on her own. If those things out there could sense a god coming, would Annabeth be safe?

The Infamous Page 203

"Put your cap back on," I said. "Get out!"
"What?" Annabeth shrieked. "No! I'm not leaving you."
"I've got a plan. I'll distract them. you can use the metal spider-maybe it'll lead you back to Hephaestus. You have to tell him what's going on."
"But you'll be killed!"
"I'll be fine. Besides, we've got no choice."
Annabeth glared at me like she was going to punch me. And then she did something that surprised me even more. She kissed me.
"Be careful, Seaweed Brain." She put on her hat an vanished.
I probably would've sat there for the rest of the day, staring at the lava and trying to remember what my name was, but the sea demons jarred me back to reality.

Page 227

Annabeth turned to face the audience. She looked terrible. Her eyes were puffy from crying, but she managed to say, "He was probably the bravest friend I've ever had. He..." Then she saw me. Her face went blood red. "He's right there!"
Heads turned. People gasped.
"Percy!" Beckendorf grinned. A bunch of other kids crowded around me and clapped me on the back. I heard a few curses from the Ares cabin, but Clarisse just rolled her eyes, like she couldn't believe I'd had the nerve to survive. Chiron cantered over and everyone made way for him.
"Well," he sighed with obvious relief. "I don't believe I've ever been happier to see a camper return. But you must tell me-"
"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?" Annabeth interrupted, shoving aside the other campers. I thought she was going to punch me, but instead she hugged me so fiercely she nearly cracked my ribs. The other campers fell silent. Annabeth seemed to realize she was making a scene and pushed me away. "I-we thought you were dead, Seaweed Brain!"
"I'm sorry," I said. "I got lost."
"LOST?" she yelled. "Two weeks, Percy? Where in the world-"
"Annabeth," Chiron interrupted. "Perhaps we should discuss this somewhere more private, shall we? The rest of you, back to your normal activities!"

Page 229

Annabeth glared at me. "You are the single most annoying person I have ever met!" And she stormed out of the room.
I stared at the doorway. I felt like hitting something. "So much for being the bravest friend she's ever had."
"She will calm down," Chiron promised. "She's jealous, my boy."
"That's stupid. She's's not like..."
Chiron chuckled. "It hardly matters. Annabeth is very territorial about her friends in case you haven't noticed. She was quite worried about you. And now that you're back, I think she suspects where you were marooned."

Page 244-245

"We'll try, Ms. Jackson," Annabeth said. "Keeping your son safe is a big job, though." She folded her arms and glared out the kitchen window. I picked at my napkin and tried not to say anything.
My mom frowned. "What's been going on with you two? Have you been fighting?"
Neither of us said anything.
"I see," my mom said, and I wondered if she could see through more than just the Mist. It sounded like she understood what was going on with Annabeth and me, but I sure as heck didn't. "Well, remember," she said, "Grover and Tyson are counting on you two."
"I know," Annabeth and I said at the same time, which embarrassed me even more.

Page 272

Annabeth stood. "The fire's getting low. I'll go look for some more scraps while you guys talk strategy." And she marched off into the shadows.
Rachel drew another figure with her stick-an ashy Antaeus dangling from his chains.
"Annabeth's not usually like this," I told her. "I don't know what her problem is."
Rachel raised her eyebrows. "Are you sure you don't know?"
"What do you mean?"
"Boys," she muttered. "Totally blind."

Page 329

Kampê landed on the Athena command tent, smashing it flat. I ran after her and found Annabeth at my side, keeping pace, her sword in hand.
"This might be it," she said.
"Could be."
"Nice fighting with you, Seaweed Brain."

Page 347

Annabeth and I pretty much skirted around each other. I was glad to be with her, but it also kind of hurt, and it hurt when I wasn't with her, too.

Page 348

I hoped Annabeth would be riding into Manhattan with me, but she only came to see me off. She said she'd arranged to stay at camp a little longer. She would tend to Chiron until his leg was fully recovered, and keep studying Daedalus's laptop, which had engrossed her for the past two months. Then she would head back to her father's place in San Francisco.
"There's a private school out there that I'll be going to," she said. 'I'll probably hate it, but..." She shrugged.
"Yeah, well, call me, okay?"
"Sure," she said half-heartedly. "I'll keep my eyes open for..."
There it was again. Luke. She couldn't even say his name without opening up a huge box of hurt and worry and anger.

Page 351

"I'm sorry," Annabeth told me. "I-I should get back. I'll keep in touch."
"Listen, Annabeth-" I thought about Mount St. Helens, Calypso's Island, Luke, and Rachel Elizabeth Dare, and how suddenly everything had gotten so complicated. I wanted to tell Annabeth that I didn't really want to be so distant from her.
Then Argus honked his horn down the road, and I lost my chance.
"You'd better get going," Annabeth said. "Take care, Seaweed Brain."
She jogged down the hill. I watched her until she reached that cabins. She didn't look back once.

Page 352

"You've had a rough summer," he said. "I'm guessing you lost someone important. And...girl trouble?"
I stared at him. "How did you know that? Did my mom-"
He held up his hands. 'Your mom hasn't said a thing. And I won't pry. I just know there's something unusual about you, Percy. You've got a lot going on that I can't figure. But I was also fifteen once, and I'm just guessing from your expression...Well, you've had a rough time."

Page 358

"You'd better go," Poseidon said. "But, Percy, one last thing you should know. that incident at Mount St. Helens..."
For a second I thought he was talking about Annabeth kissing me, and I blushed, but then I realized he was talking about something a lot bigger.

The Demigod Files: The Bronze Dragon

Page 34-36

On the blue team were Hephaestus's cabin, Apollo, Hermes, and me—the only demigod in Poseidon's cabin. The bad news was that for once, Athena and Ares—both war god cabins—were against us on the red team, along with Aphrodite, Dionysus, and Demeter. Athena's cabin held the other flag, and my friend Annabeth was their captain.

Annabeth is not somebody you want as an enemy.

Right before the game, she strolled up to me. "Hey, seaweed brain."

"Will you stop calling me that?"

She knows I hate that name, mostly because I never have a good comeback. She's the daughter of Athena, which doesn't give me a lot of ammunition. I mean,Owl-head and Wise Girl are kind of lame insults.

"You know you love it." She bumped me with her shoulder, which I guess was supposed to be friendly, but she was wearing full Greek armor, so it kind of hurt. Her gray eyes sparkled under the helmet. Her blond ponytail curled around one shoulder. It was hard for anyone to look cute in combat armor, but Annabeth pulled it off.

"Tell you what." She lowered her voice. "We're going to crush you tonight, but if you pick a safe position—like right flank, for instance—I'll make sure you don't get pulverized too much."

"Gee, thanks," I said, "but I'm playing to win."

She smiled. "See you on the battlefield."

She jogged back to her teammates, who all laughed and gave her highfives. I'd never seen her so happy, like the chance to beat me up was the best thing that had ever happened to her.

Beckendorf walked up with his helmet under his arm. "She likes you, man."

"Sure," I muttered. "She likes me for target practice."

"Nah, they always do that. A girl starts trying to kill you, you know she's into you."

"Makes a lot of sense."

Beckendorf shrugged. "I know about these things. You ought to ask her to the fireworks."

I couldn't tell if he was serious. Beckendorf was lead counselor for Hephaestus. He was this huge African American dude with a permanent scowl, muscles like a pro ballplayer, and hands calloused from working in the forges his whole life. He'd just turned eighteen and was on his way to NYU in the fall. Since he was older, I usually listened to him about stuff, but the idea of asking Annabeth to the Fourth of July fireworks down at the beach—like, the biggest dating event of the summer—made my stomach do somersaults.

Page 48

"If I was going to pick one person in the world to reattach my head," I said, "I'd pick you."

I just blurted it out—to give her confidence, I guess—but immediately I realized it sounded pretty stupid.

"Awww. . ." Silena sniffled and wiped her eyes. "Percy, that is so sweet!"

Annabeth blushed. "Shut up, Silena. Hand me your dagger."

I was afraid Annabeth was going to stab me with it.

Page 59

Annabeth came up to me and squeezed my shoulder. "Hey, seaweed brain, you okay?"

"Fine... I guess." I was thinking how close I'd come to being chopped into demigod hash in the dragon's mouth.

"You did great." Annabeth's smile was a lot nicer than that stupid dragon's.

"You, too," I said shakily.

Page 60-61

Watching them, with my arm around Annabeth for support, I felt pretty uncomfortable. I silently cursed Beckendorf for being so brave, and I don't mean for facing the dragon. After three years, he'd finally gotten the courage to ask Silena Beauregard out. It wasn't fair.

"You know," Annabeth said as we struggled along, "it wasn't the bravest thing I've ever seen."

I blinked. Had she been reading my thoughts?

"Um... what do you mean?"

Annabeth gripped my wrist as we stumbled through a shallow creek. "You stood up to the dragon so Beckendorf would have his chance to jump—nowthat was brave."

"Or pretty stupid."

"Percy, you're a brave guy," she said. "Just take the compliment. I swear, it is so hard?"

We locked eyes. Our faces were, like, two inches apart. My chest felt a little funny, like my heart was trying to do jumping jacks.

"So..." I said. "I guess Silena and Charlie are going to the fireworks together."

"I guess so," Annabeth agreed.

"Yeah," I said. "Um, about that—"

I don't know what I would've said, but just then, three of Annabeth's siblings from the Athena cabin burst out of the bushes with their swords drawn.

Page 63

But Annabeth just smiled and put us in jail. As she was heading back to the front line, she turned and winked. "See you at the fireworks?"

She didn't even wait for my answer before darting off into the woods.

I looked at Beckendorf. "Did she just... ask me out?"

He shrugged, completely disgusted. "Who knows with girls? Give me a haywire dragon, any day."

Interview with ANNABETH CHASE, Daughter of Athena

Page 70-71

Of all of your Camp Half-Blood friends, who would you most like to have with you in battle?
Annabeth: Oh, Percy. No contest. I mean, sure he can be annoying, but he's dependable. He's brave and he's a good fighter. Normally, as long as I'm telling him what to do, he wins in a fight.

Page 71

You've been known to call Percy "Seaweed Brain" from time to time. what's his most annoying quality?
Annabeth: Well, I don't call him that because he's so bright, do I? I mean, he's not dumb. He's actually pretty intelligent, but he acts so dumb sometimes. I wonder if he does it just to annoy me. The guy has a lot going for him. He's courageous. He's got a sense of humor. He's good-looking, but don't you dare tell him I said that.
Where was I? Oh yeah, so he's got a lot going for him, but he's so...obtuse. That's the word. I mean he doesn't see really obvous stuff, like the way people feel, even when you're giving him hints, and being totally blatant. What? No, I'm not talking about anyone or anything in particular! I'm just making a general statement. Why does everyone always think...agh! Forget it.

The Last Olympian

Page 46

Annabeth ran in right behind him, and I'll admit my heart did a little relay race in my chest when I saw her. It's not that she tried to look good. We'd been doing so many combat missions lately, she hardly brushed her curly blond hair anymore, and she didn't care what clothes she was wearing - usually the same old orange camp T-shirt and jeans, and once in a while her bronze armor. Her eyes were stormy gray. Most of the time we couldn't get through a conversation without tryign to strangle each other. Still, just seeing her made me feel fuzzy in the head. Last summer, before Luke turned into Kronos and everything went sour, there had been a few times when I thought maybe...well, that we might get past the strangle-each-other phase.

Page 48

Annabeth wiped a tear from her cheek. "I'm glad you're not dead, Seaweed Brain."
"Thanks," I said. "Me too."

Page 49

We locked eyes. I thought of a different time last summer, under Mount St. Helens, when Annabeth thought I was going to die, and she kissed me.
She cleared her throat and looked away. "Prophecy."
"Right." I put down the scimitar. "Prophecy."

Page 58

Annabeth blushed. It dawned on me that she knew I'd been hanging out with Rachel, and I felt guilty. Then I felt angry that I felt guilty. I was allowed to have friends outside of camp, right? It wasn't like...

Page 70

I found myself staring at her, which was stupid since I'd seen her a billion times. She and I were about the same height this summer, which was a relief. Still, she seemed so much more mature. It was kind of intimidating. I mean, sure, she'd always been cute, but she was starting to be seriously beautiful.

Page 72-73

"You know..." She brushed her hair behind her ear, like she does when she's nervous. "This whole thing with Beckendorf and Silena. It kind of makes you think. About...what's important. About losing people who are important."
I nodded. My brain started seizing on little random details, like the fact that she was still wearing thos silver owl earrings from her dad, who was this braniac military history professor in San Francisco.
"Um, yeah," I stammered. " everything cool with your family?"
Okay, really stupid question, but hey, I was nervous.
Annabeth looked disappointed, but she nodded.
"My dad wanted to take me to Greece this summer," she said wistfully. "I've always wanted to see-"
"The Parthenon," I remembered.
She managed a smile. "Yeah."
"That's okay. There'll be other summers, right?"

Page 74

"Annabeth." I stopped her by the tetherball court. I knew I was asking for trouble, but I didn't know who else to trust. Plus, I'd always depended on Annabeth for advice.

Page 136

"Hold on, Seaweed Brain." It was Annabeth's voice, much clearer now. "You're not getting away from me that easily.
The cord strengthened.
I could see Annabeth now - standing barefoot above me on the canoe lake pier. I'd fallen out of my canoe. That was it. She was reaching out her hand to haul me up, and she was trying not to laugh. She wore her orange camp T-shirt and jeans. Her hair was tucked up in her Yankees cap, which was strange because that should have made her invisible.
"You are such an idiot sometimes." She smiled. "Come on. Take my hand."
Memories came flooding back to me - sharper and more colorful. I stopped dissolving. My name was Percy Jackson. I reached up and took Annabeth's hand.

Page 143

She frowned. "What is it?
"What's what?" I asked.
"You're looking at me funny."
I realized I was thinking of my strange vision of Annabeth pulling me out of the Styx River. "It's, uh, nothing."

Page 157

"She said to tell Percy: 'Remember the rivers.' And, um, something about staying away from her daughter.
I'm not sure whose face was redder: Annabeth's or mine.

Page 159

Annabeth sat at the foot of her mother's throne and cried.I wanted to comfort her, but I wasn't sure how.

Page 176

"Wait here," I told Annabeth.
"Percy, you shouldn't go alone."
"Well, unless you can breathe underwater..."
She sighed. "You are so annoying sometimes."
"Like when I'm right? Trust me, I'll be fine. i've got the curse of Achilles now. I'm all invincible and stuff."
Annabeth didn't look convinced. "Just be careful. I don't want anything to happen to you. I mean, because we need you for the battle."
I grinned. "Back in a flash."

Page 185

I kept my eyes on Annabeth.
She nodded reluctantly. "All right. Get moving."
Before I could lose my courage, I said, "Don't I get a kiss for luck? It's kind of a tradition, right?"
I figured she would punch me. Instead, she drew her knife and stared at the army marching toward us. "Come back alive, Seaweed Brain. Then we'll see."

Page 190

In a flash I understood what had happened. He'd been trying to stab me. Judging from the position of his blade, he would've taken me - maybe by sheer luck - in the small of my back, my only weak point.
Annabeth had intercepted the knife with her own body.

Page 199-200

Once she was gone, I knelt next to Annabeth and felt her forehead. She was still burning up.
"You're cute when you're worried," she muttered. "Your eyebrows get all scrunched together."
"You are not going to die while I owe you a favor," I said. "Why did you take that knife?"
"You would've done the same for me."
It was true. I guess we both knew it. Still, I felt like someone was poking my heart with a cold metal rod. "How did you know?"
"Know what?"
I looked around to make sure we were alone. Then I leaned in close and whispered: "My Achilles spot. If you hadn't taken that knife, I would've died."
She got a faraway look in her eyes. Her breath smelled of grapes, maybe from the nectar. "I don't know, Percy. I just had this feeling you were in danger. Where...where is the spot?"
I wasn't supposed to tell anyone. But this was Annabeth. If I couldn't trust her, I couldn't trust anyone.
"The small of my back."
She lifted her hand. "Where? Here?"
She put her hand on my spine, and my skin tingled. I moved her fingers to the one spot that grounded me to my mortal life. A thousand volts of electricity seemed to arc through my body.
"You saved me," I said. "Thanks."
She removed her hand, but I kept holding it.
"So you owe me," she said weakly. "What else is new?"

Page 276

I looked in the direction Annabeth had gone, but she'd disappeared into the crowd. I couldn't believe what she'd just done - saved Rachel's life, landed a helicopter, and walked away like it was no big deal.

Page 321

I pulled her up and we lay trembling on the pavement. I didn't realize we had our arms around each other until she suddenly tensed.
"Um, thanks," She muttered.
" I tried to say Don't mention it, but it came out as "Uh duh."

Page 335

Luke hardly paid me any attention. He stepped toward Annabeth, but I put myself between him and her.
"Don't touch her," I said.

Page 341

Next to me, Annabeth's knees buckled. I caught her, but she cried out in pain, and I realized I'd grabbed her broken arm.
"Oh gods," I said. "Annabeth, I'm sorry."
"It's all right," she said as she passed out in my arms.

Page 351

I glanced back. Annabeth was trying not to meet my eyes. Her face was pale. I flashed back to two years ago, when I'd thought she was going to take the pledge to Artemis and become a Hunter. I'd been on the edge of a panic attack, thinknig that I'd lose her. now, she looked pretty much the same way.

Page 359

"And my daughter?"
"I couldn't leave her," I admitted, my throat dry. "Or Grover," I added quickly. "Or-"
"Spare me." Athena stepped close to me, and I could feel her aura of power making my skin itch.

Page 372-374

"Hey." Anabeth slid next to me on the bench. "Happy birthday."
She was holding a huge misshapen cupcake with blue icing.
I stared at her. "What?"
"It's August 18," she said. "Your birthday, right?"
I was stunned. It hadn't even occurred to me, but she was right. I had turned sixteen this morning - the same morning I'd made the choice to give Luke the knife. The prophecy had come true right on schedule, and I hadn't even thought about the fact that it was my birthday.
"Make a wish," she said.
"Did you bake this yourself?" I asked.
"Tyson helped."
"That explains why it looks like a chocolate brick. " I said. "With extra blue cement."
Annabeth laughed.
I thought for a second, the blew out the candle.
We cut it in half and shared, eating with our fingers. amnnabeth sat next to me, and we watched the ocean. Crickets and monsters were making noises in the woods, but otherwise it was quiet.
"You saved the world," she said
"We saved the world."
"And Rachel is the new Oracle, which means she won't be dating anybody."
"You don't sound disappointed," I noticed.
Annabeth shrugged. "Oh, I don't care."
She raised an eyebrow. "You got something to say to me, Seaweed Brain?"
"You'd probably kick my butt."
"You know I'd kick your butt."
She brushed the cake off my hands. "When I was at the river Styx, turning invulnerable...Nico said I had to concentrate on one thing that kept me anchored to the world, that made me want to saty mortal."
Annabeth kept her eyes on the horizon. "Yeah?
"The up on Olympus," I said, "when they wanted to make me a god and stuff, I kept thinking-"
"Oh, you so wanted to."
"Well, maybe a little. But I didn't, because I thought - I didn't want things to stay the same for eternity, because things could always get better. and I was thinking..." My throat felt really dry.
"Anyone in particular?" Annabeth asked, her voice soft.
I looked over and saw that she was trying not to smile.
"You're laughing at me," I complained.
"I am not!"
"You are so not making this easy."
"Then she laughed for real, and she put her hands round my neck. "I am never, ever going to make things easy for you, Seaweed Brain. Get used to it."
When she kissed me, I had the feeling my brain was melting right through my body.
I could've stayed that way forever, except a voice behind us growled, "Well, it's about time!"
Suddenly the pavilion was filled with torchlight and campers. Clarisse led the way as the eavesdroppers charged and hoisted us both onto their shoulders.
"Oh, come on!" I complained. "Is there no privacy?
"The lovebirds need to cool off!" Clarisse said with glee.
"The canoe lake!" Connir Stoll shouted.
With a huge cheer, they carried us down the hill, but they kept us close enough to hold hands. Annabeth was laughing, and I couldn't help laughing too, even though my face was completely red.
We held hands right up to the moment they dumped us into the water.
Afterward, I had the last laugh. I made an air bubble at the bottom of the lake. Our friends kept waiting for us to come up, but hey - when you're the son of Poseidon, you don't have to hurry.
An it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time.

Page 375

Camp went late that summer. It lasted two more weeks, right up to the start of a new school year, and I have to admit they were the best two weeks of my life.
Of course, Annabeth would kill me if I said anything different, but there was a lot of other great stuff going on too.

Page 377

"You're still my best friend."
He grinned. "Except for Annabeth."
"That's different."
"Yeah," he agreed. "It sure is."

Page 380

Annabeth, thank goodness, would be staying in New York. She'd gotten permission from her parents to attend a boarding school in the city so she could be close to Olympus and oversee the rebuilding efforts.
"And close to me?" I asked.
"Well, someone's got a big sense of his own importance." But she laced her fingers through mine. I remembered what she'd told me in New York, about building something permanent, and I thought - just maybe - we were off to a good start

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Sexy Silk by jlho reviews
Bella is a smart mouthed, celebrity hating P.A. to a Hollywood Stylist. Edward is an arrogant Hollywood playboy. What happens when their paths cross on the night of the Globes? Rated M for swears and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 179,340 - Reviews: 3299 - Favs: 4,051 - Follows: 3,591 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shirtless by Naty L. Potter reviews
Somehow Annabeth finds herself holding a girls night out at her appartment and Percy doesn't want to make things easy either. / Before any accusations read the Author's Note in the end. / Post HoO, fluff
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/10 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] - Complete
He Said, She Said by araeo reviews
Boy meets Girl and sweeps her right off her feet – which just happen to be slightly slutty when it comes to a certain tall, dark (and slightly gingered) piece of walking sex, who decides to pursue her without mercy. A fluffy novelette about a girl who does something questionably stupid, yet lucks out incredibly by finding her Mr. Right. All human. Utter nonsense.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,299 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Annabeth vs Spider by Ana-DaughterofHades reviews
This is a story about what happens when Annabeth finds a spider in her bathroom. Read and enjoy:)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Gate 19 by iambeagle reviews
After finding out her flight from Denver to Seattle has been cancelled, Bella accepts a ride from a stranger who is also hoping to get home for Christmas. ExB Christmas fluff, y'all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,513 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 1,495 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Bella, Edward
Reroute (A Departures futuretake) by TheFicChick reviews
"I chuckle because I may talk a big Pearl Jam game, but I was raised on the Beatles, and she is straight up massacring that song. If it were anyone else I'd be heading for the opposite end of the house, but it's Bella, and really I just want to be near wherever she is." (EPOV; written for the 2013 Fandom for Leukemia and Lymphoma Society fundraiser.)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,408 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 120 - Published: 1/4 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Scrooge by kitchmill reviews
Ever the Scrooge, Edward Cullen has no interest in celebrating Christmas. Will his attitude change when he finds a young woman down on her luck?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,787 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 12/24/2013 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Commencement by JavaMasta reviews
Edward had been her BMF (Best Male Friend) almost since she started as an Assistant Professor at Selva University, although they weren't in the same department. What would it take for him to see her as more than a friend and faculty member? **Entry for the "Friends to Lovers" Contest. Winner of "Best Realization" Award! AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,932 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Christmas Magic by JenRar reviews
One night a year. A long family tradition. When his father retires, Edward Cullen steps into the role he was born to do. Surrounded by magic, elves, and reindeer, he thought he was prepared, until something extraordinary hit him head on. Short E/B Christmas drabble-ish fic.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,509 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
The Letter, The Cat & the Holly and Ivy by capricapra reviews
A Christmas short story with daily updates concluding on December 25th. Short chapters. Newly qualified English teacher, Bella Swan, and Head Teacher, Edward Cullen, are totally hot for each other, but their work and other unforeseen circumstances keep them from getting together. Will they get their Happily Ever After at Christmas?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,858 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Every Life (A Little Snow Must Fall) by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Life happens. It passes us by in fleeting moments filled with unexpected encounters. It gives us choices to say and do the right thing. And chances to make it better, even when our choices were wrong. A short holiday story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 23,774 - Reviews: 3622 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Santa And The Bearded Elf by MrsK81 reviews
Santa, a bearded elf, a closet, and the most amazing kiss... definitely a good deed with a difference for Bella Swan. But what if her Santa turned out to be someone a little closer to home, maybe a little too close to home? How does she tell him who she really is? A fun, little Christmas story with daily updates finishing on Christmas Day.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,083 - Reviews: 1470 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Last Christmas by staceleo reviews
Bella Swan hates Christmas. Can she find some Christmas joy thanks to the spirited Edward Cullen? Story for the What's in Santa's Sack compilation. o/s
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Belong To Me by Edward's Eternal reviews
A last minute decision. A dead car. One long, cold walk. Soft eyes and gentle care warm up Edward's cold hands and start to thaw out his frozen heart. What happens when two lonely souls meet at Christmas? Do miracles still exist? Can they possibly belong to each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,912 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wedding Gifts by Jessica314 reviews
Bella and Edward open their wedding gifts on Isle Esme. My first fanfic, fluffy and canon-friendly.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,845 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What's In Santa's Sack by What's in Santa's Sack reviews
A collection of one shots for Christmas cheer brought to you by authors that want to spread holiday cheer and good times! All pairings, all genre's, all ratings, and all different POV's. These will post every other day!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,154 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/1/2013
Love Is Beautiful by Just Another Wise Girl reviews
Annabeth Chase couldn't help but fall for her best friend Percy Jackson. Even if he thinks that love is destructive and he continuously states that he will never fall in love, she can't do anything but hope that he will change his mind because to her, love is a beautiful thing. AU. Kind of OOC. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/11/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Luke C., Thalia G. - Complete
From Him by MaydayParade8123 reviews
Here are the facts: Percy's in love with his best friend. She doesn't know. He writes her anonymous messages in the bimonthly newspaper. Percy/Annabeth, oneshot, AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,301 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/9/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Ask Me Anything by Edward's Eternal reviews
Isabella Swan, investigative journalist for Faces magazine doesn't do interviews. Edward Cullen, actor voted Most Interesting Celebrity and Most Sexy Male Face, hates them. So much in fact he's been known to walk out if he doesn't like how the interview is going. So what happens when Isabella is given Edward Cullen as a new interview assignment?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,841 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Set Up Gone Wrong by jojor99 reviews
AU H/G fluff. Ron forces Ginny to go to a boring Department dinner to make up numbers. She realises it's a set up. Unfortunately for Ron, Ginny enjoys the company of a lovely black-haired man, not the man Ron wants her to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,576 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Yosemite Decimal by MagTwi78 reviews
Bella has nailed her dream job as Seattle Times' newest Outdoors writer. She's found new friends and is settling into life in her new city. Things are coming together for her, but an arrogant stranger sends her reeling at every turn. Will her new life be as comfortable as she'd hoped, or is she set for a rocky ride? AH B&E M COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 138,515 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 1,489 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rescission by GeekChic12 reviews
We met. We got off. We went home. We weren't lovers. We weren't even friends. We were f- buddies. It worked... Until it didn't. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,731 - Reviews: 2089 - Favs: 2,190 - Follows: 2,238 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sugar Cookies by Emmamama88 reviews
Opposites attract, and sometimes crash into each other, literally. Come along and experience a little 'Christmas magic' with our favorite couple. Originally a holiday extended. All-human, cause that's all I write.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,198 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tequila Sunrise by 2old4fanfic reviews
It started with a Tequila Sunrise and a drunken text to her ex, Jacob. Then came two pink lines on a plastic stick. Now, she's trapped with her stuck up boss in an elevator. He has an outrageous proposal that will solve her need for cash and his need for human contact. She could have never guuessed where this elevator ride would take her. Canon couples eventually NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 220,740 - Reviews: 4167 - Favs: 2,634 - Follows: 2,823 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A New New York Library by BandsofBooks reviews
Annabeth decides to let Percy come along to the opening of a new public library in New York. Percy gets board. Fluff. Oneshot. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Caught Looking by Marvar reviews
Sometimes it's easier to live your life for someone else.  To ignore your mundane days and sleep through your lonely nights.  And then one day, it's not enough.  A story about finding love when you're not even looking. You just get caught.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,967 - Reviews: 3596 - Favs: 2,253 - Follows: 3,520 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Bella, Edward
Entirely Your Fault by i am a firebird reviews
Just a dialogue one-shot I wrote about what I picture to be a mostly canon Harry & Ginny. I mean, Ginny's Weasley temper plus the torture of childbirth and her slightly snarky husband-what could possibly go wrong? (Don't answer that.) RATED M FOR LANGUAGE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Figure Eight by tufano79 reviews
Bella Swan is a nationally ranked paired skater with Jacob Black. Edward Masen is beautiful British skater paired with Tanya. However, both of their partners fall into hard times. These two try to navigate their way through life, both on and off the ice.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 1892 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Drowning, not waving by Bower-Of-Bliss reviews
30 year old Bella Swan is the swimming instructor who teaches the Sunday morning daddy and baby classes.  Although he's a forbidden man, her attraction to Edward Cullen, the newest daddy to join the Waterbabes group, is instantaneous. Can Bella drown her libido and maintain her professionalism? B x E x H2O equals slippery when wet. All Human. Minimal angst. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 154 - Words: 269,073 - Reviews: 9261 - Favs: 2,980 - Follows: 3,518 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Everything's Fine by MaydayParade8123 reviews
In which Percy and Annabeth grow up together, and everything's fine. One-shot. Rated T for mature themes. Percy x Annabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Everything Has Changed by WElaine21 reviews
Percy and Annabeth are children of two of the most wealthy people in all of New York, who happen to hate each other. What happens when they meet with a bang on New Years Eve and Percy leaves Annabeth with a little surprise to be delivered in nine months? ONESHOT- Percabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,403 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The WingWeasleys by The Little House Scribe reviews
The Weasleys come to Harry's aid when he most definitely is desperately in need of a date to Bill's Wedding - despite the fact that he mightn't want their help. He's always been selfless like that. Slight AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Try by shellshock81 reviews
Bella moves to the other side of the world, leaving everything she's ever known behind, including a broken heart. Edward, star player of one of New Zealand's best Super15 rugby teams is so smitten over his new Pilates trainer, he can't stop himself from going after her. Will they find a way to make it work on and off the field?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,254 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 1,548 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Positive by TwiTFotVcontest reviews
"Are you..?" My ears are straining to hear her voice, but my eyes bounce back and forth between her hand covering her stomach and her face. Entry for The Fruit's On The Vine Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Complete
Oh, My Daddy! by TwiTFotVcontest reviews
This is not a kinky story. This is just how I got pregnant by stubbing my toe. Well, that's what my husband thinks anyway. Entry for The Fruit's on the Vine TwiFic Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Complete
The Exchange Student by Mrs. Brownloe reviews
Bella had a secret crush on a guy she'd seen only while he was walking down the sidewalk on campus. She spent many days fantasizing about him and then one day he walked into the diner where she worked and in a perfect British accent asked for a cup of tea. And with that, a new world began for them both.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 60,217 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Bella - Complete
Isle of Dreams by savannavansmutsmut reviews
A plane crash leaves Bella stranded with a baby, a handsome but odd angry man, and his peculiar luggage on an uncharted island in the Bermuda Triangle. Will these three strangers survive? AH EXB banner by FemmeCullen Re-written, EDEN Free
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 109,699 - Reviews: 4616 - Favs: 2,919 - Follows: 1,758 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Suit Up by Marvar reviews
Bella watches swim god Edward Masen from afar. What happens when he gets close enough to touch? My entry for the Make Me Laugh Contest. First place in Public vote and the Judges's pick.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Edward, Bella
To The Extreme by dontrun reviews
He is a cocky, arrogant dare devil living life on the edge as a Pro Motocross Racer. Bella is raising her young brother alone. She knows that getting involved with him isn't a good idea, her mind keeps telling her that she should stay away from him, bad boys are never a good idea. To bad her body doesn't agree. But what about her heart? *baby in story warning*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,505 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 1,286 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ready, Set, Action! by virginalvampire reviews
Edward Cullen is ready to take over Hollywood with his new role as vampire Elliot James from the world famous book series Immortal Sun. What he's not ready for? To fall for costar Isabella Swan. Action!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 89,601 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sandstone Cove by cosmogirl7481 reviews
I came here looking for some rest, some relaxation…some downtime. I never expected to find anything else. I certainly never expected to find him. Written for Marvar's birthday because I love her. Rated M for reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,259 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shipwrecked by Winter Jackson reviews
Because the Percabeth couple is definitely someone you want on board when the cruise ship starts flooding. Oneshot. Prequel to an unpublished story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,610 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Keeping Faith by Cassidy Alice reviews
"I trust you with my life; in the kitchen…not so much."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Of Hats and Cold Weather by Seabit reviews
Winter Percabeth fluff, the hat-stealing, chasing, teasing, falling and kissing kind.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Angel in the Attic by Leola Mae reviews
What if Alice saw Bella coming? What if Edward was waiting for her knowing she belonged to him? What he is, isn't the only thing Edward is hiding. AU EdwardxBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,635 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Annabeth's Wisdom Teeth Woes by nixerist reviews
Even demigod's have to have their wisdom teeth removed. Follow out favorite couple as Percy tries to deal with a confusing Annabeth. Just a random oneshot that takes place anytime after Percy and Annabeth are dating.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Stained by Feilyn reviews
Annabeth has never baked cookies before. Percy decides to rectify this.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Emotional Warfare by completerandomness12 reviews
Geeky Edward Cullen is dumped by his high school a parking lot...with an engagement ring in his pocket. To avoid looking pathetic at his parents' New Years celebration, he enlists the help of his beautiful, and mysterious friend Bella to pose as his girlfriend. Hilarity ensues.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 205,550 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 1,750 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Perfect Boyfriend by GreekMythologyFreak12 reviews
This is 10 ways on how Percy Jackson acts like a good boyfriend to his beautiful girlfriend, Annabeth Chase. One-shot. A little bit OOC so be warned.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Things We Could Be by writergirl8 reviews
Three times that Annabeth is prematurely called Mrs. Jackson and one time that it's long overdue.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Boy At Table Seven by LyricalKris reviews
Life for a young waitress can be pretty mundane. The highlight of Bella's week was the lunchtime visit from the three sexy mechanics from across the street. Then one day there was a little boy at her table left alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,511 - Reviews: 6745 - Favs: 3,783 - Follows: 3,944 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ask by SunKing reviews
A man with many faces—shy in person but a god on the stage—meets a girl who carefully, joyfully discovers the real him. He's had offers from hundreds, but only one knows exactly how to ask.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rm w a Vu by AngelGoddess1981 reviews
Bella's a struggling student at AZ State who finds her boyfriend in bed with her roomie. Unable to look at them, she moves out. When another dorm room cannot be found, Bella takes to the classifieds. Just how good is the view being advertised? Romance/Humor/Drama
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 250,607 - Reviews: 5283 - Favs: 3,615 - Follows: 3,696 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Understanding by reviews
Dolly likes to think that she can really understand people. It's just a gift that comes naturally to her. The only person in her apartment building she can't figure out? Percy Jackson. But after spending an afternoon in the Blofis kitchen, things become a little clearer- starting with a certain blonde haired wise girl.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Sally J. - Complete
Plan B by chocaholic123 reviews
Plan B: a strategy or plan to be implemented if the original one proves impracticable or unsuccessful. Best used in the cold light of day, after waking up in bed next to a virtual stranger. An E/B three shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,389 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Accidentally in Love by Missus T reviews
A personal ad for a fake fiancée leads to something they never expected. Two lonely souls discover that faking it might be the best thing that ever happened to them. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 134,493 - Reviews: 4432 - Favs: 3,978 - Follows: 4,076 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Earrings and Wedding Rings by ladyoftheknightley reviews
It's the day everyone has been waiting for: Harry Potter is about to marry Ginny Weasley, in front of all their family and friends. But before Harry can do that, he has to find out why the last person he'd expect to be there has arrived, and why they insist on talking to Harry before the wedding goes ahead... / For Lady Phoenix Fire Rose
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Fill My Little World by Hongkongphooey reviews
After two disastrous relationships Bella Swan swore off men forever and threw herself into her work. Until one day she agreed to do a favour for a friend. Her quiet world is about to be turned upside down. AH set in England
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 119,646 - Reviews: 2019 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Bella, Edward
Words with Strangers by Nolebucgrl reviews
EPOV Companion Piece to Words with Friends. Movie star Edward Cullen is done with women and focused on his career. A stranger reaches out to him via Words with Friends. Will her words change his mind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 306,499 - Reviews: 13387 - Favs: 4,150 - Follows: 3,371 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19216 - Favs: 7,952 - Follows: 6,558 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 11917 - Favs: 6,855 - Follows: 6,058 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In Your Room by LayAtHomeMom reviews
After years of bedroom boredom with Missionary Mike, can Bella find the sexual salvation she's seeking in the arms of campus hottie, Edward Cullen? Rated M for Edward's dirty mouth, Bella's inner whore, embarrassing situations and lemons galore…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,213 - Reviews: 3621 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 2,963 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Outsider by BalletandBooks reviews
Another after The Last Olympian High School story, but it's written from other people's perspectives.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,290 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 6/27/2011
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 14769 - Favs: 8,730 - Follows: 5,200 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
So What If I'm Single! by Phantom Of FFN reviews
Isabella Swan is an independent, successful, young woman. She isn't really trying to find love, but she is forced to go on one horrible blind date after another. Will her blind date nightmare ever end? What will happen after she meets the handsome, charming Edward Cullen? Will she find love or heart-ache instead? AH, Rated M for lemons, ExB, Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
String Theory by theladyingrey42 reviews
"Eleven dimensions. Infinite parallel realities. And in all of them, I love her." Muppets, math, and physicists falling in love. Fluff and eventual lemons. ExB, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 79,552 - Reviews: 8457 - Favs: 3,236 - Follows: 2,063 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I remain, Yours by Momatu reviews
Bella is unexpectedly given an antique desk that once belonged to Edward, and in it she finds a letter he wrote to his cousin in 1918. She responds and sets them off on a journey neither could ever have expected. Perhaps there are some things we aren't meant to understand, just accept... Will eventually contain character death - NOT Edward or Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 456,107 - Reviews: 4268 - Favs: 1,652 - Follows: 1,408 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Belong by TheFicChick reviews
It all started with a few simple words, but isn't that always the case? Three simple words. "Is she yours?" (My entry in the "Ho Hey" Contest.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,312 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 137 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Orange Kisses and Peppermint Hearts by SparrowNotes24 reviews
He is gone, leaving her with the bitter sense of absence and the sweet taste of his name on her tongue. Then, a mysterious letter arrives, bursting with the flavors of a love story. Will the words that grace the page change the course of her life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,303 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 118 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Moment of Victory by RMacaroni reviews
There, in the middle of the exit, where we'll walk right by it on our way out to the field, is the trophy, the prize, the most coveted award for a footballer — the World Cup. The round base holds two athletes stretching up, the world on their hands, in their moment of victory. Only the greatest have held that golden statue, and today, the US finally has a chance. ExB. AH. All EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,572 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seventh and Pine by iambeagle reviews
Eating food, drinking beer, and watching football are acceptable ways to spend your Thanksgiving Day. Wooing your niece's insanely attractive babysitter, however, is not. EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,446 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 1,529 - Follows: 2,024 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Clair De Lune by Amberdeengirl reviews
Edward Masen is the star of a top Dance Academy. Bella Swan is just the first year new girl who Edward teaches for partnering. But as an unfathomable connection emerges in the moonlit ballet studio, Edward and Bella become the breathtaking, beautiful combination of skill and passion. How can this work, though, when Edward refuses to acknowledge their dance had ever happened?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 132,460 - Reviews: 2170 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Christmas Present by beegurl13 reviews
Edward is Bella's best friend. He's also hopelessly in love with her. When Bella lands her dream California...will he finally tell her how he feels, or will he let her go and hope that someday she'll return to him? Will Edward's Grandma take control and force them to see what they've been missing? A Christmas-y tale of secret love, big dreams & breaking hearts. AH, E/B, M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,432 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tennis Balls and Sports Bras by krnycorn reviews
Bella hits Reebok guy in the head with a tennis ball, witnesses him initiate a one-night stand with Boobs girl, and then rants about her feelings on the matter to Good-Looking guy. An AH story where Bella is utterly honest and Edward can't get enough.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,707 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Christmas Duets by musegirl reviews
Bella has been the personal assistant to music and movie star, Edward Cullen for over a year. She's also hopelessly in love with him. When she sings with him for a Christmas show, will she find he returns her feels or end up alone under the mistletoe? Fluffy and pointless with a splash of citrus. Christmas O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,157 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 104 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Business Casual by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
The lines between boss and employee, human and immortal, hero and damsel, coworker and lover, and right and wrong are about to become very blurry for Edward and Bella. Comedy/Romance/Drama
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,839 - Reviews: 2607 - Favs: 1,943 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Missing Ingredient by Edward's Eternal reviews
Chef Edward is used to people fawning over his cuisine. Enter Bella. She would far rather grab a cheeseburger at her favorite place- McDonald's. What is Chefward to do but try and show her the errors of her ways? But can she teach him anything?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,006 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 265 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Catch My Breath by tanglingshadows reviews
Once upon a time, a quirky woman barreled into a soft-spoken man's life and turned it upside down. Not that he complained about it...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,437 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hardcover Paranormal Romance by badjujube reviews
Edward has an issue with Bella Swan that can't be found in the employee handbook. AU, goofy. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,720 - Reviews: 1961 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Better Than Pie by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Bella decides marriage will solve her financial problems and auctions herself off as a wife, only to be bought for an unsuspecting Edward by his meddling but well-meaning Down Syndrome brother, Emmett. Hysterically all-human. Banner done by Kyndall Viscia
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 133,042 - Reviews: 6369 - Favs: 3,542 - Follows: 3,010 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,262 - Reviews: 4046 - Favs: 2,708 - Follows: 1,853 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sugar by SunKing reviews
Edward's side of the Sticky Sweet story. Mostly in order, but it's better to read Sticky Sweet first.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 15,841 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Outbound by aftrnoondlight reviews
Two beautiful souls humbly traveling life's lonely path, until fate suddenly shows her hand. Will Edward and Bella surrender willingly... A tender, romantic tale of love and life in the clouds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,508 - Reviews: 3119 - Favs: 2,554 - Follows: 1,813 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Symmetry by aftrnoondlight reviews
Love comes slowly when it's the truest. A modern day romance designed and told by Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,537 - Reviews: 2322 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 1,613 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Playing It Straight by MissWinkles reviews
Sometimes love is all about telling the truth. AH, OOC and very, very fluffy. Written for the Twilight Twenty-Five Round Six.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,035 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Cannon's Harpy by st122 reviews
Ginny begins her life after school and a career in Quidditch. How will her new coach change her life? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,778 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Object of My Obsession by cosmogirl7481 reviews
What happens when you're not the only one watching? A cute and slightly creepy love story with a twist. Not twisted. For my friend Laura1025's birthday because I creepy-love her so much.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,776 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 465 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Collision Through Reed Girl's Eyes by Nolebucgrl reviews
Sideline Collision through Bella's eyes, before she met Edward up through chapter one of Sideline.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,801 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 304 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Bella, Edward
Antiques Roadshow by aerobee82 reviews
I took an antique in for appraisal, only to find a much rarer treasure. I met Bella Swan on Antiques Roadshow, and PBS would never want for funds again. Canon couples, Vamps/Humans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,260 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Head over Feet by iambeagle reviews
It's simple, really. A story about two best friends realizing they're head over feet in love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,249 - Reviews: 2925 - Favs: 2,571 - Follows: 2,989 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sticky Sweet by SunKing reviews
City Girl Bella meets Class Clown Edward when she moves to small-town Tennessee. He's gorgeous, flirtatious, and possibly downright nuts. Can she hold onto her heart around a guy who flirts with anything that breathes? So much fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,983 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Off the Market by JustAskSunKing reviews
Edward's the consummate bachelor, always happy to close the deal and move on to the next. Bella's his business partner with an obvious McMansion-sized crush. One night of celebrating changes everything. Has Bella sold herself short, or will Edward finally take himself off the market? Drabbly and fluffy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 11,672 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Anatomy of a Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Companion to Only Human. Edward's young life is irreversibly altered when a mysterious girl in strange clothing stumbles into his world. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,142 - Reviews: 2020 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 1,644 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Life With The Royal Staff by MrsK81 reviews
Sequel to A Night With The Royal Staff. Find out how Edward adapts to his new life and if it is everything he thought it would be. Light and fluffy with no angst.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,477 - Reviews: 1936 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rescue me by venomousgal reviews
Bella Swan is accident prone and always in need of rescuing. Sexy neighbour Edward Masen is an EMT and more than willing to handle the job.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 111,997 - Reviews: 3289 - Favs: 2,955 - Follows: 2,726 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Lather, Rinse, Repeat by bornonhalloween reviews
Freshly graduated from Cosmetology School, Bella takes a job in a health club beauty salon called Mystique. First days on the job can be so boring…until that perfect head of hair walks in! All drabble, All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 288 - Words: 66,099 - Reviews: 15212 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For Your Eyes Only by Nolebucgrl reviews
Edward Cullen is working on the biggest deal of his life when a strange manila envelope shows up containing something designed to take his mind off work. Will he give in to the distraction? Will he find the mystery mailer before it's too late? Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,364 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 285 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pity by SunKing reviews
"No. No, no, no. You've done the ultimate no, Bella. The pity date. Nothing is ever more awkward than the pity date." A shy Edward acts on a decade's worth of affection, and Bella wonders if her yes should have been no.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,113 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Between the Covers by CosmoSydney reviews
Every day a different book. Every book a different message. As Bella deliberately works her way through the library, will Edward be able to read between the covers?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,856 - Reviews: 3489 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 1,701 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best Thing I Ever Did by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,230 - Reviews: 1870 - Favs: 2,832 - Follows: 2,362 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Perfect Stranger by JiffyKate reviews
A girl in a bar and the worst pick-up lines you've ever heard. How will this night end? Our entry in the FicThisGif anonymous contest. O/S BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 75 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Without Reserve by DH78 reviews
Bella sees him all the time as he mans the reserves desk at the campus library. She thinks she's got him pegged. What she doesn't know might surprise her. WINNING ENTRY FOR THE FIC THIS GIF ANON CONTEST: "HIGHEST SWOON FACTOR"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,174 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 368 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Catch Your Fall by SunKing reviews
The new girl is drawn inexplicably to the silent boy in her English class. This is Bella's side of Brave. REPOST.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,342 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7298 - Favs: 9,685 - Follows: 5,601 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Inside Out by SunKing reviews
"Christ, you're beautiful." She leaves me with these words, and I have to find her again among five thousand students. The problem is I'm invisible...and she may be, too. Originally posted as FemmeFoulon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,499 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Brave by SunKing reviews
Edward has suffered anxiety attacks for as long as he can remember. When new girl Bella arrives, he finds that she inspires a calm he's never known. As she helps to bring him out of his shell, he finds courage he never knew he had. REPOST.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,570 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Jumper by Agent Bella reviews
Bella is a Jumper. She gets found out and in order to protect her mum and step dad, moves to Forks. What will happen if she attracts unwanted attention from the suspicious Cullen Family. Edward and Bella. Normal pairings. Cullens are Vampires.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,749 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 4/16/2009
Brown Eyes and Stalkerboy by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
"Who said I had a motive?" he asks."Why'd you ask me out, Stalkerboy?""That's simple," he shrugs turning to me. "I wanted to get into your pants."I don't think before I act. I punch the douche in his mouth. And he has the gall to look surprised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 34,095 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
As Destiny Strikes by Fairusa84 reviews
Wedding photographer Bella meets best man Edward at a wedding she's covering. Infected by the romantic feelings floating around, they have a hard time ignoring their attraction. Written as a gift for shpwhitney. A/H.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,091 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Golden Giants Tour by walkingwithgiants reviews
"Three months," he kept going in his deep voice. "You'll probably never be able to do this again." Three months, three continents, sweaty nights, an uncomfortable bed, ten men, a girl, and a bus. Bella Swan should have known better than to say yes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 65,864 - Reviews: 2175 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Merch Girl by walkingwithgiants reviews
Bits and pieces of The Golden Giants Tour's Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Edward
Chalk by Honeybeemeadows reviews
Bella needs a new hobby. Will a new pair of ugly shoes, a shirtless guy and a bag full of chalk give her any relief from the boredom? I own nothing, not even a crash pad.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Like Crazy by willyoupleasebequiet reviews
They say that there are three certainties in life: birth, death & taxes. A fourth certainty in Edward & Bella's life is their friendship...okay, five if you include Edward's fixation on seeing her boobs. Inspired by WhatsMyNomDePlume's "Best I Ever Had"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,189 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seat Stealing Musician by ArmsOutofSockets reviews
Bella has her eyes set on the new guy who stole her seat in Biology. High school fluff. Drabble fic. Seat-Stealing Guitarward and the Moose.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 11,512 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Learning Curve by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU and AH. Short chapters with daily updates. When Bella's boyfriend brings up the issue of her virginity with his ex, she decides to take charge of her own fate. Now complete with occasional snippets to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 138 - Words: 83,353 - Reviews: 13486 - Favs: 3,096 - Follows: 2,849 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome Home Bella Swan! by RealityShowJunky reviews
Bella Swan was the object of the Cullen and Hale's bullying from fifth-eighth grade. She's now nineteen and completely okay with the fact that her brain will never work like everyone else's. Once she meets her old 'friends' again what will happen? AH&OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,990 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Teacher of the Year by DH78 reviews
When Bella has a chance encounter with a sexy stranger, she never believes she'll see him again. Fate however, has a sense of humor. AH/ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,079 - Reviews: 2918 - Favs: 3,038 - Follows: 2,657 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14455 - Favs: 10,156 - Follows: 7,822 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Balloons by yeszigv reviews
Edward meets Bella one night, and he falls for her but she was warned about his reputation, so she ignores him. Then Edward sets his mind on making her fall for him. It won't be easy, it takes him 3 weeks to get her to say yes to a first date, 3 months and now he wants her to be his girlfriend. What do balloons have to do with his plan? B&EPOV Two-Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,019 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
On These Icy Waters by kyla713 reviews
April, 1912. This journey home could change Bella's entire future. She no longer wished to be the decoration on her husband's arm. One fateful voyage could lead to the happiness she always wanted, or be the end of everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,722 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 77 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Through the Eyes of Jake by RenaBug1 reviews
An Edward and Bella love story, told through the eyes/POV of Edward's loveable mutt, Jake.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,460 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Only One That Mattered by jadedandboring reviews
How many times does a woman have to say no before a man stops asking? Hint: A LOT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
LiMBO Love in My Box Outtakes by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Selected Outtakes from Love in My Box.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,928 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Dress by BittenBee reviews
It's Christmas time, and Bella receives a mysterious package in the mail. She has no idea who the sender Edward Cullen is. They must track each other down over multiple digital platforms and in-person encounters to get to the bottom of the mix-up.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,546 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nightingale Journals by kimpy reviews
Night nurse Bella Swan blogs about her experiences via "The Nightingale Journals." When Dr. Edward Cullen is named the PICU's newest Fellow, their attraction is undeniable, but can they remain professional? Epic banter and tensions result.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 231,945 - Reviews: 3425 - Favs: 2,708 - Follows: 1,823 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Long Way from Heaven by KristenLynn reviews
Edward hates February 14th. When Emmett drags him to an anti-Valentine's Day party, a blast from the past might just turn Edward's least favorite day of the year into the best night of his life… AH/ExB/fun,fluff/EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,174 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Dressmaker by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
The dressmaker knows his fingers are nimble; he just never thought his heart would be so too, running away with Isabella Swan and conspiring to make him want the very thing he cannot have. AGE OF EDWARD ENTRY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,028 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Chocolate Cookies & Crooked Smiles by CullensTwiMistress reviews
Bella lusts after one of her customers. Will she ever have him taste more than her cookies? AH; BxE. 100 word drabble. Drabble War Prompt: Chocolate.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Look a Little Closer by EVERanOptimist reviews
"On the surface, nothing was different. But, if you looked a little closer, everything had changed." Short little story one Camp Half-Blood without Percy. After TLH
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Complete
Facade by Memorial Writer reviews
He didn't deserve the friends he had in Jason and Piper, his siblings in the Hephaestus's Cabin, and he CERTAINLY didn't deserve to be a world-saving demigod. But after a chat with a hero he held highly, Leo begins to see that perhaps he does deserve...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Percy J., Leo V. - Complete
Quarterback Rush by musegirl reviews
Bella has a chance meeting with college co-ed Edward and is immediately smitten. But how will she handle finding out Edward is a star football player? Will she be his good luck charm or a curse? AU/AH. Fluff, fun, and lemons. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,589 - Reviews: 1819 - Favs: 3,104 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Taste of Innocence by Nolebucgrl reviews
Edward Cullen longs to taste the blood of an innocent. He meets Bella Swan. Will desire for her override desire for her blood, or will he take both? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 217,044 - Reviews: 3360 - Favs: 2,447 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love is in the Air by TheDeathlyHallows-123 reviews
It was just another day in Grimmauld Place for Remus, that was until he met a certain woman with bubblegum pink hair... Pairings: Tonks/Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2012 - [N. Tonks, Remus L.] - Complete
The Five Reasons Why by jloggy11 reviews
George Weasley reflects on Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley's relationship. ONE-SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7047 - Favs: 5,098 - Follows: 4,022 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mistletoe and You by harperpitt reviews
Two little girls become instant friends, and their single parents are thrown into the game. Will their bruised hearts merge? AH, Christmas shortie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,273 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Messages Intercepted by Hibbleton78 reviews
They meet, they date, they fall in love. Let their own words tell you how it happened. A story told in instant messages, voicemails, and texts. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
EAC: The Journal of Edward Cullen by katmom reviews
FIRST PLACE WINNER in THE CANON TOUR CONTEST - PRE-TWI Portion. What if Edward, through Alice's visions, knew about Bella before he met her? What if he had a chance to avoid the bloodlust? Would he take that chance? AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 52,074 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Edward, Bella
First of the Month by iambeagle reviews
Edward leases out his late aunt's house for extra cash. 'Property Management for Dummies' should've prepared him for this.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 77 - Words: 68,809 - Reviews: 5108 - Favs: 2,299 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Served Cold by spanglemaker9 reviews
When Bella has been wronged, nothing is more important than exacting her revenge. Right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,853 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 153 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Christmas Book by ericastwilight reviews
After the loss of his best friends,Edward is responsible for their little girl. Unable to get the child to open up, he takes her to a bookstore. Inside, he finds a loving young woman, hurting from past regrets and the owner of a magical book.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,530 - Reviews: 1751 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Airplanes by stilessttilinski reviews
In which Percy is terrified and Annabeth is there. - Percabeth, for Pearl.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 142,693 - Reviews: 9468 - Favs: 8,248 - Follows: 6,160 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Red Eye by badjujube reviews
It's important for any private investigator to maintain a good relationship with local law enforcement and it's representatives. Therefore, I am always cooperative and polite with Chief Swan. Also, I try not to drink his daughter Bella's blood. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 90,545 - Reviews: 3799 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Good Deal by m7707 reviews
Bella Swan hates Rosalie Hale. Her idea of revenge? Sleeping with the Ice Queen's boyfriend, Edward Cullen. AH, very OOC, very rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 1945 - Favs: 2,753 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
EAC: August 20, 2005 Edward and Jacob Fix a Faucet by Bells. Just Bells reviews
This is an outtake to Katmom's EAC: The Journal of Edward Cullen. In the July 23rd entry Esme tells Charlie she had Edward and Jacob fix a faucet as a cover story. Well, Charlie didn't know that was just a story...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5405 - Favs: 6,251 - Follows: 5,147 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Negative Twenty and Falling by katinki reviews
COMPLETE O/S. Two weeks, a few cups of cocoa, a mountain of snow, a pair of mittens, and one Mr. Perfect-Gorgeous. I present to you: Skiward. Just a little bit of wintery fluff so that you don't think I'm always so doom and gloom. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,666 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 273 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
PJO and HoO Read the Lightning Thief by Erudite19 reviews
The characters of PJO and HoO are sent back in time to the winter after Thalia was turned into a tree to read about the future with the gods. Characters are sent back in time after the Son of Neptune. I don't own PJO or HoO. Rick Riordan does.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 161,062 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
A Night With The Royal Staff by MrsK81 reviews
Originally a one shot now extended. American Bella is spending a year in London. Working at a party she meets a very sexy and very regal man looking for an escape. Result - a night with the Royal Staff which fast becomes so much more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,978 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 1,816 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jealousy by lightatmidnight reviews
Piper is jealous. Not of the girl at Camp Jupiter that Jason might have liked before he lost his memory. She's jealous of Annabeth, and how she can just be so sure that she loves Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Library by HecateA reviews
When Annabeth and Percy go to a library and it isn't an option for the later but he figures this is better than nothing . Oneshot, Son of Neptune related.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Haunted by KatieArtemis reviews
Have you ever wondered why Dionysus keeps getting the campers' names wrong? One evening, many years ago, the god got a visit from someone who did... T for swearing
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Dionysus, Poseidon - Complete
Up by AryaTyrell reviews
Percy finds a letter Annabeth wrote to her mom when she was six. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Aphrodite's Story by my blog is better than yours reviews
Aphrodite visits Piper, and tells her a story that is similair to her and Jason's. Surprise twist in the end.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Piper M., Jason G. - Complete
Addicted by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella has a secret. But how long can she really keep it in the closet? A sexy little story with humor and drama. ExB, AH, and OOC. Rated M dirty language and content of a sexual nature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,901 - Reviews: 2003 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 657 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Cullen's Reminiscent Ten Year Reunion by DazzlinSparkle05 reviews
Wife, Mother, and Second grade teacher. Bella Cullen had her life a certain way since she graduated Forks High. A letter from her ten year reunion awakens the insecure eighteen year old girl that left Forks that distant time ago. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,116 - Reviews: 1883 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waiting by livingondaydreams reviews
"And as quickly as it had come, the smile slipped off her face. She couldn't even go to the grocery store without being reminded of her missing son. Percy was everywhere, all the time, but no one had seen him in half a year." R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Sally J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Crash Into Me by eibbil reviews
Hollywood It Girl, Bella Swan, needs a vacation. Best friend/PA Alice convinces her to spend it in her hometown, but a reckless driver changes their plans. Will Bella get the rest she needs in the care of Alice's brother..or something much better? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 142,710 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tyson's Message by tinybit92 reviews
Set during Son of Neptune, SPOILERS AHEAD! Tyson contacts Annabeth to tell her about the message Percy sent him. Annabeth's reaction to finally hearing something from Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Annabeth C., Tyson - Complete
If The SoN Didn't End in a Cliffie by deceptivesweetnessx reviews
So this is basically what I thought what might have happened in the end of SoN. I AM SO PISSED THAT IT ENDED IN A CLIFFIE! Now we have to wait until next year. : Rated Teen just to be safe. Mostly Percabeth and...uhhh... I'll Think About It? COMPLETE!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Inheritance by iambeagle reviews
Three stipulations are keeping Edward from receiving his inheritance money, one of them being he must obtain a serious relationship. His solution? Pay Bella to pretend to date him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,167 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 1,479 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Confusion: The Foundation Of Any Teenage Romance by vampire-legend reviews
Bella and her friends head out for a lake-side summer vacation before school starts. How much tension can she withstand when a certain green-eyed boy keeps making her blood boil in both good and bad ways? All-Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,502 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Good, The Beard and The Stubborn by rinabina reviews
A mini-take for Foul Territory. Edward comes home from a road trip with a new "development." Bella reacts, lines are drawn, sides taken and the bet is on. Who will break first? Will be complete by the end of the week. E/B AH AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,988 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
MFEO by cosmoandmarvar reviews
One long drive, two lonely hearts and one little boy. What happens when the words are perfect and the time is right, but the places are all wrong? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,576 - Reviews: 1892 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 1,207 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Edward, Bella
A Hard Day's Night by SexyLexiCullen reviews
The doctors at this busy, New York City hospital all have the same goals: saving lives, setting the on-call rooms on fire, and maybe - just maybe - falling in love? Canon Couples. OOC Characters. Romance, a lot of Comedy, and a hint of drama. E&B POVs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 209,631 - Reviews: 3162 - Favs: 2,062 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward Cullen: Purse Snatcher by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is dared to do something stupid by his cousin Emmett. "Yeah, but do you think we should've told him that she's the police chief's daughter?" One stolen purse leads to so much more. E/B OOC-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,439 - Reviews: 3923 - Favs: 3,081 - Follows: 2,424 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22650 - Favs: 13,714 - Follows: 10,577 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grammatical Errors Lead to the Best Sex by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bella starts texting a hot stranger, but a typo is what brings them together. "Ugh you know what I hate? Having cum in your mouth too long so it tastes nasty. You know?" AH, AU, M, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Believe it or Not by Mai Ascot reviews
He blinked once and held his tiny chubby hands out to me, opening and closing them, and a small smile graced his perfect little face. At that moment I knew I loved my brother, but I would never ever admit it. Oneshot, From Triton's POV about his sibling.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Triton, Percy J. - Complete
The Art of Love by Butterfly Betty reviews
Bella moves to New York after a tragic accident tears her world apart. Lost and loney, she struggles to understand why The Cullens and the Hales want to be her friend. Reworked and edited. MA & AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 71,153 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Questioning by jojor99 reviews
A bit of Harry / Ginny fun after the battle. Harry returns to the Burrow to find Ginny being questioned by her brothers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Mystery of You by DivineInspiration reviews
Mystery writer Edward Cullen stumbles upon a mystery greater than the ones he writes: Isabella Swan. Life happens as he unravels the mystery. AU/AH. Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 190,748 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Empires of the Mind by Hibbleton78 reviews
When Bella learns her "ability" is more than a quirk, she must work with new friends to thwart the corrupt organization looking to exploit their powers for personal gain. All human. Complete at 17 chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 128,161 - Reviews: 1694 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parenthetical Love by LyricalKris reviews
Bella wasn't interested in finding a father for her baby-to-be. Edward wasn't interested in being a father at all. The accidents that can make a parent don't always happen between the sheets, but will they make the best of it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 150,001 - Reviews: 4657 - Favs: 3,675 - Follows: 2,196 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Matter of Life and Death by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Forget being scared to death, Bella Swan isn't even scared of death, something that both greatly annoys and-even if he won't admit it-entices Edward Cullen. If only she weren't trying to destroy him. Collab w/ Derdriu oFaolain for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,390 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lock Down by RedEnglishRose reviews
Edward Masen in the music room, Bella Swan in the library, Emmett McCarty in the gym, Jasper Whitlock in the history room, Alice Brandon in the art room and Rosalie Hale in the garage. Who knew being locked in school was fun? AH/AU, a bit OOC. ExB/JxA/RxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,887 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
WTF: What The FUDGE! by emptygenius reviews
Bella is...Unusual. Her first day at Forks High is epic. Funny little one-shot. AH. Enjoy! :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,283 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Transfer by bannerday reviews
Bella transfers to the Univ of WA; to a dorm with the Twilight gang. She runs into Edward her first day, leaving him on the ground & her things littered about. Sometimes you find what you didn't know you were looking for. AH, BPOV/EPOV, humor and hotness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 542,608 - Reviews: 3848 - Favs: 2,344 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Taking Chances by Butterfly Betty reviews
Singe mom, Bella, and single dad, Edward, meet as their boys start school. Their boys become fast friends but will Edward and Bella? Or will they become more than friends? AH&MA for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 151,767 - Reviews: 5738 - Favs: 3,566 - Follows: 2,283 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Realizations by kipler reviews
He felt betrayed by two things. The fact that he was just now discovering his aunt but also that Harry had his biological family right here but he chose the adoptive kind instead. Were they really that bad? Dudley searches Harry's room when he is bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Who Needs a Fairy Godmother? by katmom reviews
Bella and Edward meet at the wedding of William and Kate. Fluffy, Fluffier...FLUFFIEST Written for the Fandom4Tsunami compilation AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,361 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Doctor's Orders by mybluesky reviews
Nurse Swan vows to never date a doctor, presuming them all to be egotistical jerks. But will she change her mind when she starts a new job and meets the handsome Dr. Cullen, or will his advances only strengthen her resolve? AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,845 - Reviews: 9633 - Favs: 6,343 - Follows: 5,147 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
He Who Would Know by MarvellouslyWondrous reviews
Jason knew he should be worried about the teen 'as untameable as the sea' in his disciplined camp, but luckily, someone who would know is there to set his mind at ease. Sort of.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Jason G., Grover - Complete
Hinges of Fate by LeechLover81 reviews
Minutes before Edward Cullen's birth, his dying Grandfather made a prediction of five terrible days that Edward will endure. With the help of his loved ones can he overcome these five days? More importantly will his last terrible day be his last day ever?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,869 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 291,619 - Reviews: 4976 - Favs: 4,810 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Foul Territory by rinabina reviews
After being dragged to a baseball game by her best friend, Bella Swan meets handsome first baseman, Edward Cullen with the help of a rogue foul ball. There's something about him that she can't put out of her head, and apparently neither can he. E/B AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,236 - Reviews: 3239 - Favs: 4,218 - Follows: 2,277 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Come to Life Beneath the Stars by Lillybellis reviews
As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,711 - Reviews: 4896 - Favs: 5,555 - Follows: 3,615 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Case of the Missing Shirt by whispered touches reviews
Following Annabeth's departure to San Francisco to see her dad, Percy has trouble finding his shirt. Somehow he gets the feeling this has something to do with her... One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Smart Ass by Jupiter hits on mars reviews
Bella has a smart ass of a husband.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
PS Love Always by kyla713 reviews
Penpals since the age of eight, one in Chicago, the other in Forks, they never anticipated finding their best friend. Will the friendship survive from miles apart when it's put to the test?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,858 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 84 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Edward, Bella
Jerseys by Bones365 reviews
Ginny gets some fortunate news from an unexpected place. Quidditch, kisses, and fluff ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Bloody Potter by Bones365 reviews
Harry grows tired of his fame getting in the way, but perhaps a few conveniently placed newspaper photographers can help him. Lots of fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,603 - Reviews: 3554 - Favs: 4,445 - Follows: 3,360 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Drunk Body, Sober Heart by TwistingTwilight reviews
Edward left to go to University in Olympia, but twelve hours later and he's on his way back to Seattle to find his girl. What will happen when he finds Bella drunk and pining after him? He'll realise how much they're meant for each other. AH. EPOV. OS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,032 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What's a Love Story Without Mishaps, Right? by TwistingTwilight reviews
Bella is the daughter of a New York fashion designer, but trying to make a name for herself as an author. When she meets cameraman Edward, their attraction is undeniable. But both aren't who they seem... What's a love story without mishaps? LEMONS O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,022 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My List On: Edward Cullen by TwistingTwilight reviews
Bella Swan is in love with Edward Cullen. Two years have passed, and he's throwing a Senior Year party before everyone goes to College... Will she tell him how she feels? Will she get what she's always wanted? ONE SHOT. M FOR LEMON. AH. BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,340 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paging Doctor Cullen To One LoveSick Patient by TwistingTwilight reviews
Bella Swan has always loved her best friend since the day he saved her life, Doctor Edward Cullen. Five years later and she hasn't told him. Until one kiss and one night of passion when their feelings are revealed. ONE SHOT. LEMON.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,201 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Existence and Essence by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Bonne Foi from Bella’s point of view. Bella knows the man she meets late one night on campus is not what he seems, but is that reason enough to turn away?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,242 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Gred and Forge Find Out Who The Marauders Are by inlovewithpadfoot reviews
Exactly what the title says. *giggles* Set in the summer before Fifth Year when everyone is at Grimmauld Place, sometime after Harry's trial. There is dinner and Remus and Sirius and, erm...prostrating? IDEK. Oh, and not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Best Laid Schemes by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella makes a deal that turns her world upside down.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,946 - Reviews: 2513 - Favs: 1,921 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Conversations Over Coffee by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Conversations over coffee. Sometimes when you meet "the one," falling is easy – as simple as talking. Effortless. You just have to find the words. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 1904 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10109 - Favs: 5,901 - Follows: 3,576 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Candy For My Commute by MarLea Pie reviews
Valentine's Day OS - Will Bella's sweet tooth and love of romance novels be enough to distract her on her daily commute? Or will the handsome stranger with the appropriate initials "EC" relent and be more to her than just her Eye Candy? RATED M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,603 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17459 - Favs: 9,114 - Follows: 5,244 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8784 - Favs: 5,392 - Follows: 3,809 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Odds and Ends by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Bits and pieces of Twific that don't belong anywhere else.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,034 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Bella, Edward
You Scream, I Scream by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sometimes, competitions you didn't ever think you'd have lead to prizes you've always wanted to win. Written for the PostSecret Anon contest Prompt: My downstairs neighbor & I have screaming matches to see who is loudest. I usually win. Fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 148 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Evening the Score by DH78 reviews
Bella is a relationship-weary sports journalist. Edward is a playboy, ex-pat American soccer player in London. When they meet, will they connect or kill each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,266 - Reviews: 1657 - Favs: 2,553 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shields of Power by thunderful reviews
What if Bella already knew about vampires before she came to Forks, what if she'd already met the Volturi, but wasn't allowed to tell anyone? And most importantly, what if she had her own gift?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 151,866 - Reviews: 4449 - Favs: 4,324 - Follows: 2,177 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Transit by profmom72 reviews
Riding the same bus every day, Edward and Bella get off to a bumpy start. She thinks he's stuck-up; he thinks she's shallow. Sometimes what seems like the wrong thing turns out to be exactly what you were waiting for. A FGB novella for mujisan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,974 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bite of Darkness: Taste of Innocence Outtakes by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella's & other viewpoints from Taste of Innocence; the story of Smugward and his desire to taste the blood of an innocent; wherein he ends up biting off more than he can chew.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,562 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Edward, Bella
Sway by Hibbleton78 reviews
Single mom Bella finally has life under control again when a new PD starts working at the same radio station and teaches her that she doesn't have to be alone to take care of her responsibilities.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 199,675 - Reviews: 2073 - Favs: 1,894 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best Girlfriend by E. M. Zeray reviews
All of the things that made Annabeth not a good girlfriend, but the best girlfriend. Percabeth fluff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover by Marvar reviews
This is a Two-shot for Cosmogirl7481's birthday. Edward and Bella are both single parents looking for love. But this is fic, so of course they are secretly crushing on each other. Can Edward get into Bella's momjeans by the end of chapter 2? Yes!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,349 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Christmas Stalkings by quietruby reviews
The lives of two strangers intersect in one packed mall on a very magical Christmas Eve. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,275 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 123 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Best Christmas Present Ever by shalu reviews
A couple weeks before Christmas, Bella accidentally opens a letter that wasn't intended for her. Mistake? Fate? Christmas miracle? You decide. AH Originally written for Southern Fanfiction Review's Christmas O/S collection.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,475 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Want a Kiss? by Akatsuki Child reviews
Percy claims it's the Christmas spirit. The girls don't agree with him. Christmas fic. Percabeth fluff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Best Friend by LeechLover81 reviews
Three best friends have done everything together for 18 years. When it's time for college, one is just not interested in leaving Forks. When the other two go to Seattle will love bloom or will a friendship die forever? Rated M for lemons & Language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,267 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4218 - Favs: 4,066 - Follows: 4,642 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Take the Ice by bellamarie117 reviews
Competitive figure skater Bella Swan meets NHL hockey player Edward Cullen. Bella's Olympic dreams are crushed by injury. Can he help her find the strength to take the ice again? Will they find love and friendship in the meantime? A/H, M, E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 425,876 - Reviews: 8063 - Favs: 6,632 - Follows: 3,364 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Way With Words by Aggiebell reviews
Ron and Hermione get some relationship advice from Harry and Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Putting Up a Front by Burst.ofSILENCE reviews
Post-TLO. She's done some pretty epic things to save his life, but this probably took the cake. 'Acting girly? You've got to be kidding me.' PercyxAnnabeth OneShot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 71 - Published: 10/28/2010 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] - Complete
Super by CrumblingFool reviews
My entry for the A Picture Says It All contest. When the little stuff added up the universe was trying to say something. It was saying, "Stay home, Bella Swan." However, there is only so long a girl can reasonably be expected to go without Diet Coke.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 69 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17218 - Favs: 9,456 - Follows: 4,469 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seeing Their Future by kikikinz reviews
Alice, a successful Life Coach, has her work cut out for her with her two newest clients. Can she help ready them for the spotlight, as well as push them in the direction of each other? Will the cute lawyer she meets allow her to open up as well?AH/lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,516 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Cure for Insomnia by LisiLouLah reviews
Ginny's first night back at The Burrow after the Battle of Hogwarts, a very brief summary I know, but it's the start of the story! Harry and Ginny from Battle of Hogwarts up to September that year when Ginny goes back to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Diner by Jessypt reviews
Bella is a baker with a rough past, looking for a new start. Edward is a chef trying to get his life back on track. What happens when things heat up in the kitchen at The Diner?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 200,624 - Reviews: 2459 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Naked Guy Upstairs by AngryBadgerGirl reviews
It's You've Got Mail meets Pillow Talk, you get the picture. It's the usual ABG yuks and lemons. Playboyward v. Straightlacedella. Love/Hate/Love/Banter. RATED M COS WHY ELSE DO YOU READ FIC, HONESTLY? AH, CANON PAIRINGS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 192,615 - Reviews: 13778 - Favs: 10,305 - Follows: 7,652 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Hate You, Kiss Me by BittenBee reviews
Bella has given up on dating, but she has a one-night stand with a mystery man named Edward. Both are surprised when he gets a job at her law firm! Coworkers Alice and Jasper, best bud Emmett, and sultry boss Rosalie play a role in Bella's love life. Humor, UST. Rated M. Nominated twice for The Lemonade Stand Fic of the Week.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,228 - Reviews: 2997 - Favs: 4,344 - Follows: 2,714 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4535 - Favs: 3,703 - Follows: 1,526 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
TPAP Extra 2 Now Go We In Content by WriteOnTime reviews
This is the second and final extra bit for "The Port Angeles Players", made possible by a generous donation from the fabulous AccioBourbon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Guarding Edward by katmom reviews
A stalker is trying to get close to 24 y/o HUMAN Edward Masen, a concert pianist. He hires Elite Guardians to keep him safe and to find out who is hunting him. Bella Cullen is the owner/operator of the company AND she's a 110 y/o VAMPIRE. AU/Canon couples
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 215,280 - Reviews: 2728 - Favs: 1,711 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Chain Reaction by ange de l'aube reviews
Bella is a rising fashion photographer. She isn't as lucky in her love life as she is in her professional one. She's hired by Edward,to take some pictures for his book. Will he be just what she needs, or just another thorn in her side?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,878 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 90 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5634 - Favs: 2,821 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Retail Therapy by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella is successful and strong and has everything she thinks she wants in life. A chance meeting with a mysterious Edward one night, potentially changes everything she thought she knew and wanted. AU/AH/Slightly OOC. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,825 - Reviews: 5008 - Favs: 3,541 - Follows: 1,877 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
At the Office by mccullen reviews
So I kind of told my extremely sexy co-worker I hated his guts. And then I kind of made out with him at an office party when I got drunk. And I've kind of been trying to hide from him at work under my boss's desk. Um. AH, BxE. EDITED JUNE 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,574 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The List by Jayeliwood reviews
Bella is 30 but where has her life really taken her?She's got a job,but no real life.No lover,no kids,nothing.Feelin lost & alone on her 30th bday she writes a list of things she's never done before but has always wanted to.Maybe life really begins at 30?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 184,669 - Reviews: 7560 - Favs: 3,343 - Follows: 1,572 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Other Side of the Page by Jayeliwood reviews
Edward was always been different. He wanted different things out of life than others. He has an interesting past and he's still dealing with the baggage, but that certainly doesn't slow him down when he mets a girl. The right one. EPOV of The List!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,395 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Edward, Bella
A Second Chance by RedHal reviews
Harry and Ginny time travel to the past and Harry gets a second chance to meet his his mother is pregnant with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,571 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Of the Alphabet and Boredom by Manic Pixie reviews
A child of the Big Three's first guide to the alphabet, as written by Nico, Thalia, and Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 66 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Black Velvet by twiXlite reviews
Graduation present for Shelby. Edward is the popular guy who feels alone no matter who he's with. Can taking a chance on an anonymous letter change that? And what about the shy girl he sits next to in Bio? Can she give him the comfort and love he needs?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,677 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 78 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Put a Ring On It by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Edward keeps asking and Bella keeps saying the same thing. But he loves asking and well... she's starting to kind of like it, too. AH, B/E O/s for the Will You Marry Me contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Off Limits by lexiecullen17 reviews
Womanizing Edward has been told to stay away from his band's new lead singer, Bella. But with their instant attraction and obvious chemistry, how can he adhere to that? OOC. AU-H. Rated M for naughty humor, intensely bad behavior, language, and sexing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 182,739 - Reviews: 2685 - Favs: 3,730 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5895 - Favs: 9,434 - Follows: 2,415 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tides of Fate by SparklingTwilight reviews
After four years in a bad relationship, and two years of depressed seclusion, Alice and Rosalie drag best friend Bella on a tropical vacation designed by fate. AH OOC. B/E, R/Em, A/J. Rated M for future lemony goodness and occasional strong lang.PLS R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 365,101 - Reviews: 4524 - Favs: 4,744 - Follows: 1,988 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Imperfectly Perfect by BittenBee reviews
Edward Cullen is a shy, scholarly historian at the University of Cambridge and Bella Swan is a quiet art restorer looking for love. A Valentine's Day gift for Kitschisme.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,487 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eclipse EPOV Part of COMPROMISE by Cullen Fever reviews
What was Edward thinking as Bella tried to seduce him? A little look into our best-loved character's mind. Takes place during 'Compromise' of Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,865 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Edward Met Bella by Amethyst Jackson reviews
For the Twilight 25 - my take on When Harry Met Sally with the Twilight characters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,816 - Reviews: 1817 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crayons by Akatsuki Child reviews
Can I borrow a blue crayon?”/ “No.”/ “But you have two of them!”/ “So? One might break.”
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Retail Therapy Outtakes by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Selected missing scenes and outtakes from Reatil Therapy. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,128 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Bella, Edward
Operation: Merry Christmas by nicnicd reviews
When Bella, alone for Christmas, bumps into a shy and quiet coed outside of her dorm will her negative outlook on the Holidays change? My submission to the Twilight Gift Exchange on LJ.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,796 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jack And Sally by LyricalKris reviews
Like the roller-coasters in Disneyland, Edward's life becomes a ride full of ups, downs and surprises all thanks to his newest coworker with odd obsession for the Nightmare before Christmas.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,183 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 66 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Highest Bidder by Saiyachick reviews
Married vineyard owner Edward didn’t exactly know what he was getting into when he agreed to be part of his sister Alice’s charity benefit. Can he survive being auctioned off for a date with the highest bidder? Bidella/Wineward-:-Response to Haiti Relief
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,662 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seeing Their Future Outtakes by kikikinz reviews
Snippets of Edward's thoughts as he and Bella take their journey toward each other. Companion piece to Seeing Their Future. AU AH, possible lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Edward, Bella
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5852 - Favs: 2,716 - Follows: 1,834 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 2,830 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nightmare by Saxyad18 reviews
Set during Eclipse. As Esme sits home one evening, Bella struggles through another nightmare. Will this give Rosalie a chance to overcome some of her issues with Bella, or will their relationship continued to be strained? One-shot from Esme's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
After the Battle by mugglegrl84 reviews
What happened between the final battle of Hogwarts and the Epilogue of 19 years later. How did Harry and Ginny get back together? What was their life like? H/G with some R/Hr. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 80,387 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Secret Santa by CrazyDaisyDaisy reviews
It's the last day of school before Christmas break, and the Seinors are doing 'Secret Santa'. So what happens when Bella recieves a beautiful gift from Mr. Unknown? And where has she seen the jewel before? B/E OOC Very fluffy one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Stepping by Jewels64 reviews
Bella is a reporter sent to interview Jasper, a champion horse trainer. She meets Edward who is a horse breeder and a British Duke. Sparks fly. HEA? Romance/humor/lemon. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 209,666 - Reviews: 2842 - Favs: 2,264 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Santa by ShadowPalace reviews
The Christmas spirit is in the air, and this year Camp Half-Blood is doing Secret Santa. Annabeth has Percy, and can't figure what to get him that would be the perfect gift. To make things worse for Annabeth, Percy is determined to find out who has him.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Blood Lines by windchymes reviews
With just weeks to go before the wedding, Edward reveals a secret from his human life which leaves Bella shocked and wondering just how well she knows the man she is about to marry. This is very much an Edward and Bella love story. S Meyer owns all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 264,462 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 2,197 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Coming into Being by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU/AH. The evolution of a relationship, from the first day of kindergarten to coming of age.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,898 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 80 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You'll Do by JustForkIt reviews
For The Kids contest. Edward surprises Bella, digging up some of her embarrassing memories as a child.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Home Run by jadedandboring reviews
All Human - Bella is a sports writer living & working in DC. Edward works for the baseball team she covers on her sports beat. Chance meeting, tossed together for work. M for language & future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,058 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
TPAP Extra 1 Will You, Nil You by WriteOnTime reviews
An extra bit from The Port Angeles Players, created especially for mujisan as part of the Support Stacie Author's Auction. The Players return to the stage for "The Taming of The Shrew".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 79 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Firestarter by Stephen King Reincarnated reviews
Bella and Charlie move to Forks, but things become complicated when Bella discovers that the Cullens have a secret more frightening than her own. When she is targeted by a hunter, she must use her fearsome gifts to save them...and herself.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,019 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hear, Say by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
New girl Bella moves to Forks, is spun in circles by mysterious Edward Cullen, and has seventeen conversations that change her life. Some people are all talk. One-shot AH E/B.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,674 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 102 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Million More Mistakes by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bella is pregnant with her BFFs brother, Edward. Scared, she moves away but, 5 years later, Edward shows up. As Bella falls for him again, she realises that she has to tell him everything... until he introduces his fiancee... NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,436 - Reviews: 4263 - Favs: 2,707 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sparkle by AnneKaye reviews
Bella lands her dream job at Sparkle Magazine and everything is perfect. Her coworkers are great but her boss isn't. Will Bella somehow find a way inside the heart of the stuck up Edward Cullen? Or will thing just get worse? AH/Cannon Pairing/slight OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,290 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3585 - Favs: 5,229 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Missing In Case by twiXlite reviews
Ninapolitan's DILF contest entry. When Bella comes across a lost little girl separated from her daddy, can she do more than return his daughter to him? Can she help him find his strength and heart again? OOC ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,180 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 105 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stitches in Time by ericastwilight reviews
After getting injured and requiring stitches, Dr. Edward Cullen and his daughter meet the one woman that could make or break him. For Ninapolitan's Dilf Contest. Written with lisa89. First Place Winner of the D.I.L.F Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,349 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 247 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett In English by paper.creations reviews
It was the beginning of the end when Emmett heard those dreaded four words issue from his teacher's lips. "I need two volunteers!" Of course he'd volunteer, and of course Mike would end up his Juliet. -- Cullen's in Classes Sequence
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Emmett, Mike - Complete
Bella in Business by paper.creations reviews
“If you need help in understanding something,Bella, just let me know and I’ll help you out.” He said for the 10th time in the half hour class had been in session. If he kept offering,he might not make it to the end of class-Cullen's in Classes Sequence.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Bella, Eric - Complete
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2776 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Color of Your Eyes by DivineInspiration reviews
AU. Isabella Swan is a vampire with golden eyes thinking she is alone in a world where her kind all have red eyes. When she meets Carlisle Cullen everything changes and soon they are on a path towards what they thought they would never have; a family.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,538 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sk8ter Boi by vampire-legend reviews
Though reluctant to move, teenage skater, Edward Cullen, finds solace in new friends. How will Edward and Bella's immediate best friend relationship fair when sparks are flying? How will Edward cope without the attention that competition brings him? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,559 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hangman by Cap'NCupcake reviews
“How about W?” Percy looked perplexed, once again. “W? Who guesses W?” “I do!” she said angrily. Percy and Annabeth, playing a game of Hangman. Percabeth two-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Ginny's Mean Kitchen Appliances by Flying Sideways reviews
All of Ginny's kitchen appliances hate her. Cute little one-shot, Ginny misunderstands how muggle things work.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
My Notebook Will Explain by xiiluvyuhhx reviews
The juniors are given a pen pal project for the summer. Who is this mysterious "Insane of Mind" Bella keeps writing to? Who is "Quite Clumsy" Edward is falling in love with? What happens when they start pouring their souls out to each other? AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,777 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Stranger by Thalia Airla reviews
They had been friends ever since they could remember. They had spent almost all daylights in one another's company since he moved in next door. But now that her feelings are changed, everything will never be the same again.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,523 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Project by OliviaJane reviews
Alice has a personal project no one knows about. After finding out her cousins Edward and Emmett are moving to Forks she devises a plan to see to it that her best friends Bella and Rosalie fall for them. Will her project be a success? AH/OOC/Award Nominee
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,385 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
More Than A Beautiful Mess by OliviaJane reviews
Edward and Bella have only recently confessed their love for one another. How will Edward react when the new kid in town shows up setting his sites on Bella as well? AH, OOC, ExB FLUFF. "The Project" Sequel, but can stand alone. A Past Award Nominee.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,218 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5483 - Favs: 7,884 - Follows: 2,855 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8488 - Favs: 13,186 - Follows: 2,688 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
With Me by vampire-legend reviews
When Alice bugs Bella with the "First Kiss" question, Bella reveals a memory of her old best friend, Edward Masen. What happens when they decide to google him to try and find out what he's been up to over the last twelve years? All-Human. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sweet Slice of Married Life by lavender.ferryboats reviews
Edward and Bella are married and living together. A peak at their every day life. AU/AH, slightly OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,436 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cheater, Cheater by greenconverses reviews
In which Percy joins the Goode High School swim team, Annabeth continues to not make things easy for him, and underwater kissing is involved. Again. Post-TLO, Percy/Annabeth fluff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 173 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
I Carry Your Heart With Me by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU, AH, pre-Twilight. Bella volunteers to give Renee some alone time with her new boyfriend and spend the summer in Forks. She doesn’t count on meeting Edward, the sexy and soulful musician. A one-shot written for the Summer SmutDown.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,955 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 135 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love's Sunrise by Happy Bells reviews
Sparks fly when Bella meets a handsome stranger at her birthday party. What happens when she finds out he's her best friend's brother and they're now living in the same house? Is love in the air for a devestated Bella? All Human. Feel good romance. BxEd
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 63,079 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Marriage of True Minds: Age of Edward OneShot by AngryBadgerGirl reviews
This one-shot is an entry in the Age of Edward contest. It's Austenward! The story takes place in Regency England, circa 1810. Bella enters an arranged marriage to avoid poverty. Can she find love despite the circumstances? M FOR JUICY OLDY TIME LEMON!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,378 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 226 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Trust by Sierra Swan reviews
Bella and Edward have always been best friends, when Bella is raped she has panic attacks whenever any guy tries to touch her. Edward has to work to regain her trust and in the process they both fall in love. All human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 48,584 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
A second life, a second chance by Mk Marie reviews
AU-Human. When Bella's twin brother dies in a horrible accident Renee sends her to live with Charlie in Forks. Ofcourse she meets the gang there and they try to help her get setteled in her new life. ExB, All human. Sucky summary... give it a chance? Thnx
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 79,799 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This I Swear by OliviaJane reviews
With the wedding only a day behind them, Edward and Bella make little effort to remove themselves from their honeymoon bed. Come along as they ponder moments in their lives that lead them to this very moment. AU, AH, OOC. Project Series #3. Award Nominee.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 101,587 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rosalie in Russian by paper.creations reviews
“Yes, of course it is. I have three cousins that lived in Russia for a few years.” Rosalie assured him. - Rosalie uses her upper hand in her new language class to confuse and insult Tyler to no end. - Cullen's in Classes Sequence
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Rosalie, Tyler - Complete
Going for the Gold by bethaboo reviews
Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way. All Human AU, co-written by tameleine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,734 - Reviews: 2431 - Favs: 3,811 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Invulnerable and Invincible by greenconverses reviews
There are a few things Annabeth Chase likes about having an mostly invulnerable boyfriend. Spoilers for The Last Olympian. Percy/Annabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 128 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Fred and George Meet the Marauders by Marauderess at Heart reviews
Fred and George find out that Remus and Sirius are part of the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The New Little Human by Siara Dawn reviews
It is from Edward's point of view, I'd say about 3 years post-Breaking Dawn, and the Cullens and the Hales have been enrolled into a new high school. Its a mirror scene from the first chapter of Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3005 - Favs: 2,550 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Alice in Art by paper.creations reviews
Since Bella came into the Cullen’s lives, Alice had been a little distracted. What with Edward’s constant orders to keep Bella under constant 24/7 surveillance and all. That’s probably why Alice never saw the art class coming-Cullen's in Classes sequence
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Alice, Jessica - Complete
Meet the Marauders by scorchedtrees reviews
We all know Fred and George wanted to find out who the Marauders were… and they must have, with Remus and Sirius around Grimmauld Place. So how did it happen? A little nickname or two reveals all. Oneshot. Post-GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Sold! by Dormant Blue reviews
AU/AH - Forks High School's Key Club is having there anual Date Auction for Valetine's day! And this year Bella Swan has unwillingly volunteered to be sold. Who will be her highest bidder? Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Do I love you? by Olympiangirl reviews
Percy and Annabeth get into a fight. Now, both thinking that they are one-sided in their love, can they come together at last? PERCABETH! Annabeth POV. For Rogue di WeReWoLf, contest winna! Yeah! Oneshot. Please read, much better than the summary.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Paging Dr Cullen by missbluejuju reviews
Clumsy Bella can't seem to stay away from the ER. Could it have anything to do with Forks Hospital's newest doctor? E/B AU/AH One-shot. Pure fluffy goodness.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Past, Presents, & Future by JayneRulis reviews
Edward has realized it's the day before Valentine's Day. When he finds the perfect gift for his high school sweetheart it changes their lives for the better. AU/H My Entry for Manyafandom and Isabel0329 's "For My Valentine" Contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,628 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
After the Kiss by purplecloak9 reviews
Ginny can't believe Harry kissed her, but throughout the night and day after she realizes she wasn't, in fact, dreaming.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Ginny W. - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8149 - Favs: 5,749 - Follows: 2,105 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
How She Met the Blowfish by BakaAki reviews
SallyXPaul oneshot. Pauls POV. Paul is late for a seminar, and sits next to a beautiful woman called Sally Jackson. Sucky summary. Please review :
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Sally J. - Complete
Accident & Emergency by Annilaia reviews
Oh, hey there Edward. Nice seeing you today. Sorry about crashing into your car with my truck. Think we can be friends? Yeah? Oh that's awesome! I hope your whiplash isn't as bad as mine, and sorry again for the huge dent in your door... AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mistletoe Kisses by CrystalBrooke reviews
1Shot, AH, Funny. Charlie throws a 'hip' Christmas party, to Bella's mortification. Beatboxing and 2Pac...enough said. But who's the sexy guy, and why is he wearing such an atrocious snowman shirt? And who knew mistletoe could cause such a drama? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Awkward Day by pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
A hidden love by Sophia24 reviews
Edward loves Bella, Bella loves Edward, what will the students at school think? one-shot. ExB fluff. All human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once Bitten by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Bella and Edward imagine how things would have been different on their first day in Biology if Bella were the vampire and Edward the human. BxE fluff. And Emmett humour. – I mean, really, what’s a story without Emmett! LOL
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 65 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Property Damage by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Edward loses his temper when Bella decides to go out unsupervised during her first year as a vampire. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Secret Life of Bella Swan by OhMyWord reviews
I’m more than a little embarrassed to say that I rearranged my shifts so I’d work on the days he was most likely to come in. Yes I do, in fact, realize how lame that probably sounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Misadventures in Online Dating by eccentric chams reviews
Convinced by his mom to try online dating, Edward goes into it with little enthusiasm. After several misadventures and never believing he could find love on the internet, will everything he once believed in change when he meets Bella Swan? ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,941 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Life's Little Choices by My-Bella reviews
Very Human Edward, Alice, Rose, Jasper, & Emmett are all friends heading off to meet Emmett's little sister for the first time. Will they get along with her, or wish they'd stayed in for the night? Characters are slightly OOC. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 205,203 - Reviews: 6602 - Favs: 2,344 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Everything you thought you knew by xPinkx reviews
Rosalie's POV. When she finds out Bella is pregnant till the airport scene. one shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
The Roommate by Skyloe reviews
Everyone is out of college and ready to live on their own. Too bad for Bella there's no available apartments close to her job. When she runs into a guy from highschool, her luck starts to turn around and she finds something she never expected to find.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,567 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Aiding and Abetting by Calendulam reviews
Bella spends an evening with Emmett and Carlisle while the rest of the family is away hunting and Edward is decidedly unamused when Alice has a vision of what they're up to.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Penny Well Spent by RavenclawAmber reviews
Ginny drags a reluctant Hermione to MetroCentre in search of naughty gifts for their fiancés, Harry and Ron. HP/GW RW/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Tube by Annilaia reviews
Bella Swan meets an attractive stranger while riding the tube home one day in London. She discovers that, it's not a dream, and they have a lot more in common, making them almost perfect for each other. AH, short story
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Color Me Beautiful by runaway xo reviews
Completely and utterly pointless fluff. Edward tells Bella about the many colors he loves to see her wear. Short one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Thy Neighbour by BookMe reviews
Alice and Rosalie work at Vogue and need an interesting topic for their next month's article. Edward moves into town, and Bella has two weeks off work. What will happen when a pair of sneeky Cupids come out to play? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,134 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
Bellatouille by cookybabe reviews
AU: All human. Bella is a chef in a classy restaurant. She learns that passion for food and another chef can whip up one tasty and incredible recipe. Filled with fun tales of the restaurant life, a giant splash of romance, and a dash of clumsiness. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,036 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Denial With One Major Flaw by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
These two exes want to hate each other. But that's rather hard when in love them. Add in all that casual sex and it's near impossible. They're tired of pretending. BxE, AU, all human, one-shot. PLEASE review, not just favorite.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 135 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edwards Control by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews
Throughout the twilight books Edward says that he can't control himself when he and Bella are more intimate. So this is a short EPOV for when he gets "tempted by Bella" *fluff alert* One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hitched by Nollie Marie reviews
What happens here, doesn't ALWAYS stay here. It took Bella one cheating ex-boyfriend and a few drinks to find herself married to Edward Cullen, who is handsome, weathly, and isn't about to let her go that quite easily. Please R&R. /Slightly OOC?/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,289 - Reviews: 3519 - Favs: 4,422 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2288 - Favs: 3,222 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I'm going to kill him by Historybuff1536 reviews
Ginny Potter is suddenly visited by strange waves of nausea. Merlin help Harry, when Ginny finds out why she's been sick. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
I Missed You by Tina101 reviews
Oneshot right after DH, Harry and Ginny get their first real chance to talk since the battle. DH Spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Thorough and Extensive Study by Ron Weasley by hellomynameis-kita reviews
Ron studies. No, not his school work, he studies the effects of one Ginny Weasley, his sister, on the great Harry Potter. HPB oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
My Little Brother by Saiyachick reviews
August Challenge. Emmett's relationship with a character. Emmett reflects on his life with his little brother Edward. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Boxers or Briefs? by Saiyachick reviews
/BellaxEdward/ What is Bella doing looking through Edward's underwear drawer? OneShot Drabble
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Little Teddy by lilacBookstar reviews
WARNING: DH SPOILERS. When Harry and Ginny bring home baby James, 7 year old Teddy Lupin is suddenly faced with the daunting fear of being left out of his godfather's life. HarryxTeddy bonding moment. no slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Can I Have a Kiss by Rebellwithoutacause reviews
Ginny must come to terms with the fact Harry turned her away. But it doesn't stop the longings. If she can't hold him, can she have his kiss? Songfic, oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
7 Minutes In Heaven by BroodyBrittney23 reviews
HUMAN When Bella & Edward Share an Intense Moment in the Closet During a Party, What's To Follow in The Aftermath? Nothing Good, I Assure You.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,525 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mischief Managed by Acelinn reviews
Fred and George meet their idols, the infamous Marauders of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/28/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
E! by newmoon1220 reviews
Bella tries to outsmart Edward. Oneshot! This is what happens when Edward thinks TOO hard. It's more popular than I thought it would be! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 3,091 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Working Hard Or Hardly Working? by serendipities reviews
This is my perception of what happened when Harry was distracting Ginny when she was supposed to be studying. Rated T for Talk meaning some naughty words.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
A Gryffindor Victory by Elizabeth90 reviews
We all know how Harry felt about his kiss with Ginny in Book 6, but what were Ginny's thoughts as the event unfolded? And what exactly did they do afterward on the grounds? An HBP missing moment.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Putting the 'M' in Mystery by missy mee reviews
When an eighteen year old green eyed black haired teacher shows up in 1977 with a snake and flirty redhead in tow, there's sure to be complications. HG. Formally 'Meet Professor Son - I mean - Potter'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,371 - Reviews: 2950 - Favs: 2,607 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Treacle Tart, Broomsticks, and Ginny by Melindaleo reviews
A HBP Missing Moment. What happened after Harry and Ginny left the common room after thier first kiss? Here's a brief take on a possibility...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Finally by fairypixie3 reviews
HPGW Ginny Weasley has been in love with Harry Potter ever since she can remember. So what happens when Harry volunteers to help Ginny with her homework? Warning: Fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/10/2005 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Ingrate by Jillian Jacobs reviews
Ginny sets out to make a special birthday treat, but things don't go exactly as she planned! Boys...honestly...a fluffy little one-shot! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Obsessed by JamieBell reviews
Ginny hates Mondays and is obsessed with certain objects... HG fluff...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/31/2003 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Of Conversations and Misunderstandings by starbuckx reviews
Ron overhears a conversation between Harry and Ginny and jumps to the wrong conclusions, as always.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,680 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/20/2002 - Published: 11/10/2001 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete