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Joined 08-19-11, id: 3177761, Profile Updated: 08-20-16
Author has written 78 stories for Cats & Dogs, Call of Duty, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Halo, Balto, Twilight, Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole, Legend of Korra, Hunger Games, Star Wars Rebels, Red vs. Blue, Star Wars, Killzone, Alpha and Omega, and Star Trek: 2009.

Universal Disclaimer: I don't own ANYTHING of what my fanfics are based off of. Except OCs to some degree, but don't sue me! All you'll get is an paper with my autograph on it! Even though my math teacher said my handwriting is like that of a doctors...

Hey guys. I'm not going to give out my real name, so let's just call me Charlie (ironic considering my grandfather was an officer in the South Vietnamese military). I'm a flawed person, no doubt-I don't kick puppies for fun, but there are definitely things I need to make up for.

Stuff I know:

The Lord said, "Let there be light." With that Chuck Norris flipped the switch.

Fear of tight quarters is claustrophobia. Fear of Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris is logic.

Got a problem with America and wanna move to Canada? Go ahead.

Notice: I've gone by "1-1 Marines" for most of my time on this site, but I changed my username to "Texan Defender" on August 19th, 2016. Both out of respect for the brave men and women who make up the United States Marines and because of the fact that my worsening eyesight makes it even less likely for me to ever become a Marine. However, I ended up changing back just to avoid confusion from my fans.

It is the serviceperson, not the minister,

Who has given us freedom of religion.

It is the serviceperson, not the reporter,

Who has given us freedom of press.

It is the serviceperson, not the poet,

Who has given us freedom of speech.

It is the serviceperson, not the organizer,

Who has given us the right to protest.

It is the serviceperson,

Who salutes the flag,

And whose coffin is draped by the flag,

Who allows the protestor to burn the flag.

Repost that if you truly believe in the sacrifices the military makes every single second. The original one was, "It was the soldier," by Charles M. Province; I just edited it to pay tribute to all troops who've laid down their lives.

WARNING: There may or may not be UNCENSORED profanity in the following lines.

"Colonel, they're shooting at us! Colonel, they're shooting at us!"

"Well shoot back!"

Colonel Danny R. McKnight and Sergeant Dominick Pilla, 75th Ranger Regiment, Black Hawk Down

Reason for quote/saying: People who fire at you with a .50 cal aren't exactly friendly.

"I expect and demand your very best. Anything less, you should have joined the Air Force!"

Captain Frank Ramsey, Commanding Officer of the USS Alabama (SSBN-731), Crimson Tide

Reason for quote/saying: This is the Alabama we're talking about. Not some weather predictor stuff, not that I have anything against the Air Force.

"Yossarian. That's the name we gave him."

"He don't look like no A-rab monkey to me."

Corporal Marla Kennedy and Corporal Charlie Jones, United States Army Civil Affairs, Sunrise Over Fallujah

Reason for quote/saying: Yossarian does sound Middle Eastern in origin...This quote is not intended to be racist, they are talking about a stuffed monkey.

"I was just following orders! This is Burk's project, he's the one you want!"

"Then I'll consider you an appetizer."

Doctor Ted Bellamy and Sergeant James Heller, Gentek Corporation and United States Marine Corps, Prototype 2

Reason for quote/saying: Dude, you were GENTEK. Prototypes consider all those juicy science brains delicacies.

"We've got one good UMP. They've got a thousand."

Captain John "Soap" MacTavish, Ex-SAS and Task Force 141, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Reason for quote/saying: A good metaphor considering what Soap was up against.

"They really ought to shut down the system at night and password-protect the start-up."

"And that would slow you down how long exactly? Thirty seconds?"

Clone Commandos RC-1140 "Fixer" and RC-1207, Delta Squad, Arca Company, Zero Five Commando, Republic Special Operations Brigade, Republic Commando: True Colors

Reason for quote/saying: It shows Fixer is just that good.

"Which one of you is Dr. Trey Carson?"

"The doctor is out, motherfucker!"

Evolved Soldier and Sergeant James Heller, Alex Mercers Infected Army and United States Marine Corps, Prototype 2

Reason for quote/saying: Dr. Carson was already dead, and even though Heller was as much of a victim of bad writing as everyone else in Prototype 2 he did have good one liners.

"Five years ago I lost thirty-thousand men in the blink of an eye. And the world just fucking watched! Tomorrow, there will be no shortage of volunteers, no shortage of patriots. I know you understand."

General Hershel von Shepherd III, Commanding Officer of Task Force 141 and Shadow Company, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Reason for quote/saying: 30,000 KIAs has an effect on a man.

"When we hunt, we kill!"

"No one is safe!"

"Nothing is sacred!"

"We are Blackwatch!"

"We are the last line of defense!"

"We will burn our own to hold the Red Line!"

"It is the last line to ever hold!"

Creed of the 1st Biological Warfare Command, AKA "Blackwatch", Prototype

Reason for quote/saying: It shows the murderous dedication to prevent viral attacks on America; no one is sure why Prototype and Prototype 2 happened given this malicious/bad ass motto that kinda shows their one goal in life, although those guys are psychos anyway. So to those of y'all who're thinking of imitating them...just don't.

"Brute ships! Staggered line! Shipmaster, they outnumber us three-to-one!"

"Then it is an even fight. All cruisers, fire at will. Burn their mongrel hides!"

Sangheili Major and Shipmaster Rtas 'Vadum, Crewmember and CO of the Shadow of Intent

Reason for quote/saying: A guy's up against a numerically superior fleet and calmly orders his men to light 'em up. Actually works.

"May God show mercy on my enemies because I won't."

General George S. Patton III

Reason for quote/saying: Real patriots like Patton do not hesitate to neutralize the enemy.

WARNING: My personal beliefs are here. If you don't like it, I suggest you hit the back button because I myself have exhibited Keyboard Rager syndrome in the past and it bit me in the ass.

Abortion isn't about a woman's right to her body. After all, little girls get killed too but they don't get a say. And what is the unborn baby before birth, a arm or a human being? Even the Surgeon General recommends not drinking while pregnant, that should tell you something.

All of our troops that have sacrificed themselves didn't die so murder could be condoned. More babies are aborted every year then all of Americas KIAs put together. If we let this happen, we aren't the land of the free and the home of the brave. It's the land of the murdered and the home of their murderers. Let's fix that and make this country right again.

REPOST THIS IF YOU KNOW ABORTION IS MURDER!

Personally, I'm more of a Rand Paul-type libertarian conservative, although I'm sympathetic to the Protest Warriors. I'm not too fond of either the Bush administration or Obama, nor do I find Stalin and Mao morally superior to Hitler and Mussolini.

Racism, ladies and gentlemen, is one of the ugliest forms of collectivism. It's the belief that humans are not individuals but mere members of a group.

Obituary for the late Mr. Common Sense:

Today we mourn for our beloved friend Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was as his birth records were loss in bureaucratic red tape that has FUBARed government.

He will be remembered as having cultivated valuable life lessons such as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more then you earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-meaning but overbearing regulations were set into place. Reports of a 6-year old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a student, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, and a woman not realizing coffee is typically served hot spilled a little on her lap and getting a huge settlement only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they themselves had failed to do in discipling their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student had become pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandants became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment then their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you lost the right to defend yourself and killing a burglar ended with you charged with murder.

Common Sense was preceded by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility and his son Reason.

He is survived by the following step-siblings; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame and I'm a Victim.

Here is a sad/happy story. Only read if you truly believe in God.

A teenage girl of about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone.

She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.

Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

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Udessi by Ahsokafanboy1138 reviews
Takes place in 1-1 Marines verse, between Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones.
Crossover - Star Wars & Killzone - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3
The Enemy Within by Ahsokafanboy1138 reviews
After the bombing of Taris and the destruction of the Rakghoul virus, Ahsoka is approached by Jedi General Arligan Zey of Republic Special Forces. He sends a group of Maverick Clone Commandoes and their instructors to help her look for sith infiltrators. What will they find in their search.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 37 - Words: 89,329 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 1/30/2015 - Ahsoka T., Echo, Kal Skirata, Ordo
Rains of Jabiim by Ahsokafanboy1138 reviews
This is what I think the Battle of Jabiim would be like in the continuity of TCW.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,493 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/30/2015 - Published: 8/10/2015 - Anakin S., Asajji Ventress, Durge - Complete
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A Federation of Trade reviews
An AU twist on a certain scene from The Phantom Menace that includes what I hope is a decent understanding of economics. Rated T for excessive use of the Force and alcohol.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/15 - E. Palpatine, Nute Gunray - Complete
The Future Menace reviews
Please excuse the oh-so-original title. A prequel to "Lieutenant Grand Moff Vader," partially to help integrate it into canon better. One shot, potential multi-shot. Please read and review. Rated for language and other elements.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 61,908 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 6/11/2015
Equipment: Old and new reviews
A bit of a parody fic on the equipment of the Killzone universe. One-shot, probably not something to take seriously.
Killzone - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25 - Lucas K. - Complete
Season 2: The Empire Cracks Down reviews
Lame title, I know. Warning: Spoilers ahead for those who haven't read my previous stories or watched Season 1 of Rebels or TCW, plus Season 2 I guess. Rated T for dialogue and scenes.
Star Wars Rebels - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 114,982 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 5/24/2015
Reconciliation amongst Nations reviews
The lame title is referring to the fact that this takes place in Ahsokafanboy1138's AU.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12 - Tonraq, Raiko, Suyin Beifong, Izumi - Complete
The Earth King v the Earth Emperor reviews
An AU one-shot taking place following Kuvira's establishment of the Earth Empire. Given how Fire Lord is a gender neutral title, maybe Emperor is also gender neutral, hence the title. Rated T for safety.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/9 - Mako, Bolin, Kuvira, Prince Wu
The Men and Women of Charon Industries reviews
This fanfic is not to be taken seriously under any circumstances (to some extent). Rated T for Felix being himself.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18 - Counselor, Felix, M. Hargrove/Chairman, Locus - Complete
Love aboard Leveler reviews
Another Chaderra lemon taking place right after Chapter 31 of TFM. Rated M for obvious reasons.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27 - Complete
How Hostage Crisis Should Have Ended reviews
One of my shorter fics, this deals with a recurring theme of Cad Bane.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26 - Anakin S., Cad Bane, Aurra Sing - Complete
Good Guy Imperials reviews
Your favorite Star Wars villains reexamined! Warning: This fanfic is not to be taken seriously. Also, spoilers ahead for The Force Awakens.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24 - Complete
Luxsoka: A first time reviews
I honestly could not come up with a better title.A companion fic to Ahsokafanboy1183's "The Enemy Within," it takes place right after Chapter 36.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/9 - Ahsoka T., Lux B. - Complete
A Mirialan Maternal Figure reviews
I'm gonna be honest; I couldn't come up with a better title. Written for Mother's Day at the request of Ahsokafanboy1138, this is a companion fic to his story, Ahsoka's Knighthood V2. Read that first, ladies and gents, to avoid spoilers. I wish you all a Happy Mother's Day (except you anti-Traviss idiots).
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/8 - Barris Offee, Luminara Unduli - Complete
How Counter Attack Should Have Ended reviews
A relatively short HISHE-style fanfic. Rated T for language and violence.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/30 - Anakin S., Echo, Count Dooku - Complete
Ahsoka v the Empire reviews
A reference to a famous scene from Red vs. Blue, not to be taken seriously under any circumstances. Rated for language and violence.
Star Wars Rebels - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19 - Inquisitor, Agent Kallus, Ahsoka T./Fulcrum, Darth Vader - Complete
Death on Hypori reviews
Grievous encounters a pair of Jedi infiltrators on Hypori. AU, a sequel of sorts to A Council of Confederates. Rated T for violence.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17 - General Grevious - Complete
A Head Peacekeeper and his cat reviews
A humorous one-shot that should not be taken seriously. Though the author's note at the end should be. Warning: This story contains foul language, and the author's note includes hard truths. Report me if you will, but bluntness about others should not be cause for a report,
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/2 - Katniss E., Gale H., Romulus T., Buttercup - Complete
Ending it reviews
REALLY dark fanfic that takes place from the perspective of Katniss after Mockingjay but before she got married and had kids with Peeta. This thing is rated T for a reason. One-shot, glad I had the courage to post this.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
How The Hidden Enemy Should Have Ended reviews
Another HISHE-style fanfic. Rated T for language and violence, inspired by my father's commentary.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19
Kanan and Hera's wedding night reviews
The steamy sequel to "A wedding for Kanera." My second lemon so far, rated M for obvious reasons.
Star Wars Rebels - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17 - Kanan J., Hera S. - Complete
A Council of Confederates reviews
An AU fic. Takes place between Chapters 22 and 23 of The Future Menace. Thank Ahsokafanboy1138 for suggesting this. One-shot
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13
How Weapons Factory Should Have Ended reviews
A short little fic that I hope you guys like.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S., Barris Offee, Luminara Unduli - Complete
Melee reviews
A short description of melee weapons. Also quite possibly my last Hunger Games fanfic ever.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/26 - Complete
Wedding Night of Chaderra reviews
Couldn't come up with a better title or pairing name. This takes place in an AU where Anakin has a twin brother. This one-shot occurs right after Chapter 22 of The Future Menace. Warning: This is a lemon. My first one ever, in fact.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15 - Anakin S., Padme Amidala - Complete
The wedding of Kanera reviews
Couldn't come up with a better title. Takes place during Chapters 14 and 15 of TECD. Rated for...well, a reference that isn't exactly appropriate.
Star Wars Rebels - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30 - Hera S., Kanan J., Ahsoka T./Fulcrum - Complete
Chrome Champions reviews
The Capitol never really valued practicality over looking good.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Complete
Five Poetic Fates reviews
For their actions, five men, all employed by Charon Industries in some form, received fates that fit their actions.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/1/2015 - Complete
Blue Falcon Watch reviews
A real life issue. Warning: Contains spoilers for Redemption of a Butcher. This story is rated T for American frankness; reader discretion is advised. Includes an OC of ForFutureReference and a reference to an RVB fic.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/27/2015 - Complete
Dehumanization reviews
One of the worst effects of war. Rated T for obvious reasons.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
How Corruption Should Have Ended reviews
Another HISHE-type fanfic.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/1/2015 - Padme Amidala, Duchess Satine, Kal Skirata - Complete
Hunger Games Film Casting PSA reviews
An utterly honest fic regarding fandom complaints towards the casting of Jennifer Lawrence as Katniss. Warning: Rated T for dialogue and lack of political correctness. Also, spoilers if you haven't read Redemption of a Butcher.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/31/2015 - Published: 6/21/2015 - Haymitch A., Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
ARC droid reviews
In response to the Separatist Droid Army, the Republic decides to create droids of their own. OC. Update: Postponed indefinitely, my apologies.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 12/27/2013
The Warriors of the Second Rebellion reviews
A fic describing the men and women of various factions of the Second Rebellion and their equipment.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2015 - Complete
A More Realistic Ending to Death Trap reviews
Title pretty much sums it up. Inspired by Ahsokafanboy1138's review of "A More Realistic Ending to Cargo of Doom" (but probably not what he had in mind).
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2015 - Anakin S., Master Windu - Complete
United Nations Visit to Panem reviews
The UN's...peacekeepers...make a visit to Panem. Bit of an AU. Rated for slight language and an utter lack of political correctness. OCs of ForFutureReference included; check his work out. Based off a Duffelblog article.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Pres. Snow, Pres. Coin, Romulus T. - Complete
Pelican Test reviews
AU where *spoilers* Noble Team survived Reach. Possibly prequel to a Hunger Games/Halo and RVB crossover. Rated for blunt honesty regarding some of 343's less logical decisions, among other things (I suppose).
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2015 - Complete
Peacekeeper Armor PSA reviews
A humorous fic considering Peacekeeper uniforms. Based off the format of an RVB PSA.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/15/2015 - Complete
Spaceport Security reviews
A shout-out to a certain RVB PSA and a slightly more realistic tweaking of Droids in Distress. Rated T for a certain element and Chopper's lack of...political correctness.
Star Wars Rebels - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2015 - Kanan J., Ezra B., G. Orrelios/Zeb, Sabine W. - Complete
Lieutenant Grand Moff Vader reviews
AU one shot that serves as a shoutout to Chad Vader: Dayshift Manager. Recommend you watch the first episode first at least. Rated T for content. Warning: Spoilers ahead for those who aren't up to date with my stories, TCW, and Season 1 of Rebels.
Star Wars Rebels - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2015
A New Partnership reviews
Takes place after the first chapter of The Empire Cracks Down. Spoilers ahead, people. This is your final warning.
Star Wars Rebels - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/1/2015 - Complete
A Warning to a Friend reviews
A certain Senator sends a warning to her friend. A sequel to "Prepare for War." Warning: Spoilers ahead for Season 1 and TCW.
Star Wars Rebels - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/29/2015 - Complete
Prepare for War reviews
A prelude to Season 2: The Empire Cracks Down. Spoilers ahead, people, for TCW and Season 1.
Star Wars Rebels - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2015 - Complete
A More Realistic Ending to Cargo of Doom reviews
The title pretty much sums it up. Rated for violence and a certain...element...to this AU.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S., Captain Rex, Denal - Complete
A Speech On Panemanian Science And Technology reviews
A one-shot concerning science and tech in Panem. Minor retcon for Al, my previous Hunger Games stories included. Note: Has a pro-Capitol/National Government slant due to being biased in-universe,
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2015 - Complete
Join the Empire! reviews
Why you should join the Empire. Rated T for dialogue and whatnot, slightly AU due to change of canonical dialogue.
Star Wars Rebels - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2015 - Ezra B., Sabine W., Inquisitor, Agent Kallus - Complete
Judge a person by their appearance reviews
Spoilers for Season 5 of TCW and Season 1 of Rebels. A sequel to my Bigotry PSA fic, so to speak.
Star Wars Rebels - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2015 - Kanan J., Ezra B., Sabine W., Ahsoka T./Fulcrum - Complete
Imperial PSA: Why Bigotry Is Bad reviews
Bigotry, xenophobia, racism...all that's bad, and this Imperial Public Service Announcement will show you why. Rated T for character dialogue and death. My first Rebels fic, please read and review.
Star Wars Rebels - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Complete
Inspector Thread reviews
The story of literature's modern day Inspector Javert, Head Peacekeeper Romulus Thread.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,292 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/22/2015 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Romulus T., OC - Complete
Alternative Plans
A one-shot concerning an alternative fate for District Twelve. Canon compliant, and technically a sequel to "The Praetorian Enforcers." Slight spoilers for those of you who haven't read ForFutureReference's "Vox Libertas," an AU fic I recommend.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Published: 4/18/2015 - Complete
Star Fleet meets the Covenant reviews
Star Fleet is assigned to help the UNSC fight off the Covenant. Based off of Robot Chicken's, "G.I. No."
Crossover - Halo & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Complete
Realism reviews
A parody discussion concerning Palmer being "mean" and other things. Rated for some language.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/23/2015 - S. Palmer, G. Thorne - Complete
Charity reviews
How Purnia came to be a Peacekeeper in District 12. Inspired by Lorata's No Good Deed. Rated for language and other unpleasant things.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2015 - Purnia - Complete
Redemption of a Butcher reviews
Based off Charles Dickens A Christmas Carol and T.J.98's (check his work out) Cries of the Fallen. Gale was not as bad as Coin or Snow, but that does not change the fact countless lives were changed for the worse because of him. Follow Gale and a Peacekeeper spirit as he attempts to redeem himself. A/N: Will include interludes, typically from the Spirit's perspective.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 48,420 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Gale H., OC - Complete
Justice reviews
Sequel to Freelancers vs. Spartans. The UNSC now fights to avenge it's losses from the Battle of Earth, but there are quite a few obstacles in the way, one being a man known only as Locus. Technically discontinued, unfortunately.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,044 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Complete
A Day Without A Head Peacekeeper reviews
Based off a Duffelblog article called "A Day Without A First Sergeant"; credit goes to them for inspiring this work. Rated for language. One shot, and it's also short since it's written as a newspaper article.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Purnia, Darius, Romulus T.
The Praetorian Enforcers reviews
The story of the men and women who destroyed District 12.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Pres. Snow, OC - Complete
Crime and Equalism reviews
AU-ish set after Book One dealing with the fallout of the Equalist movement, the Triads and the Reconstruction of Republic City. Rated T for language and stuff not even Bryke could get away with; you have been warned. Discontinued.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Chief Lin Beifong, Lieutenant - Complete
Dear Doctor Dear Admiral reviews
Based off the RVB Dear Chairman/Director letters. Takes place around Glasslands, AU to some extent.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/31/2014 - C. Halsey, M. Parangosky - Complete
Lima Delta Oscar November reviews
Written on the late night of Labor Day. Hope y'all appreciate it.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Complete
The Last Fraud
Some of you were scammed into buying tickets for that pathetic excuse of a movie...here's a catharsis. Made with OCs for a project I'm doing with The Stupidest Author Ever.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Complete
Meals Rejected by Ethiopians reviews
The one thing they never discuss in the Halo games. Based off a comic from Broken and Unreadable.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Complete
Pranks and visits reviews
Mojotheomegawolf PMed me a prank idea, and I got this. Kinda a break from the depressing nature of "Broken by her own." May be a one-shot or should I continue? R&R, some language.
Balto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Aleu - Complete
ONI PSA reviews
The first ever Halo PSA. Obviously AU, not intended to be taken seriously. Just don't.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/5/2014 - C. Halsey, Serin O./Serin-017, M. Parangosky - Complete
Freelancers vs SPARTANs reviews
A world where both Project Freelancer and the Spartan programs existed. AU of course. Note: Like RVB this is a bit light-hearted and overly humorous to the point of being a parody at first, but it gets a bit more serious and dark as time goes on. R&R.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 27,979 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Complete
Infinity prank war reviews
The first ever UNSC prank war, please R & R.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/31/2014
You only live once reviews
Okay guys, I'm doing a one-shot with OCs I made for a project the Stupidest-Author-Ever's doing. Rated T for a certain OC being too dumb to live, do not try this at home.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Complete
Infinity Valentines reviews
Trying to do some one-shots this February, see for details.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/12/2013
Noble Thanksgiving reviews
Noble Team and Project Freelancer share a Thanksgiving. Worst idea ever.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2013
Nobles Fourth reviews
A little patriotic one-shot involving Noble Team. Read and review please. Rated RP for Really Patriotic. All America haters have been warned.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/4/2013 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Catherine-B320/Kat/Noble Two
The Mysteries of Friendships reviews
Gylfie, Otulissa, Digger and Twilight get into a...debate about friendships. Written with the help of bluecatcinemas and Shens General and based off Brovengers fanfic, "Heterosexual Life Partners."
Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Gylfie, Otuissa, Twilight, Digger - Complete
A Fangs Hunt reviews
Jason is the top assassin in the CIS. And one of the best when it comes to operating solo. So Director Lou naturally gave him a mission; stop the FLF from gaining access to CISes orbital assets via a traitor named Fang. Rated T for violence and language. Permanently discontinued, sorry guys. I've moved on to other projects.
Cats & Dogs - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012
Prosecutors Nightmare reviews
Fourteen members of the Republic Special Operations Brigade have been sent to investigate the disappearance of the Prosecutor. AU obviously, based off the Mona Lisa short story and the Prosecutor parts of Republic Commando. Discontinued.
Crossover - Halo & Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Sanya
Broken by her own reviews
Aleu is Steeles daughter Bridget roomate. Despite her hatred of her, she realizes the monster her fellow cadet is can only be blamed on Steele. AU and dark obviously. WARNING: Rated T for occasional violence, themes and strong language. DISCONTINUED, sorry. Apologies for my inaccuracies; also, this was not intended to be an anti-military work.
Balto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Aleu - Complete
Puppy Love: Continued reviews
Basically picks up where FlyPandaBear's "Puppy Love" leaves off. Updated version of Chapter Six. Rated T because it was originally T, and it'll probably remain T. Got the "Romance" and "Humor" genres because there will still be some romance.
Cats & Dogs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,492 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Complete
Fathers Day for Bridget reviews
Something I wrote in about two minutes, so forgive mistakes. Takes place in "Broken by her own" universe. Bridget honors her father in her own way. AU. One-shot.
Balto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Steele
A firing squad for Edward Cullen reviews
Edward Cullen made himself a target for NATO. He would not live to regret that. AU obviously. Rated T for Sparklie dying.
Crossover - Twilight & Alpha and Omega - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Edward, Kate
Chocolate and kisses reviews
Just don't ask about the title. Incidental winter has hit Coruscant. Two young Jedi sit down and do stuff, so to speak. R&R please.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Sanya, Tyzen
Changes: A Clone Wars Fanfic reviews
Jedi are dying because of war. The GAR needs more Jedi. Solution? Major or minor AU here. I don't own the Clone Wars, or this would be canon! Read and review please.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2012
Loose Ends not tied reviews
Don't judge me by the bad title. What if Shepherd wasn't a traitor? What if he saved Roach and Ghost? AU, obviously. Read and review please. Categorized Adventure because it's World War III and Fantasy since it's AU.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Gary Sanderson/Roach, Gen. Shepherd - Complete