Author has written 40 stories for Alpha and Omega, Balto, Cats & Dogs, Call of Duty, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Prototype, Halo, Twilight, SWAT Kats, Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole, Legend of Korra, Hunger Games, and Last of Us.
Universal Disclaimer: I don't own ANYTHING of what my fanfics are based off of. Except OCs to some degree, but don't sue me! All you'll get is an paper with my autograph on it! Even though my math teacher said my handwriting is like that of a doctors...
Hey guys. I'm not going to give out my real name, so let's just call me Charlie. I'm a flawed person, no doubt-I don't kick puppies for fun, but there are definitely things I need to make up for.
Stuff I know:
The Lord said, "Let there be light." With that Chuck Norris flipped the switch.
Fear of tight quarters is claustrophobia. Fear of Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris is logic.
Got a problem with America and wanna move to Canada? Go ahead.
Plan: Join the Marines, although after college. I'm
It is the serviceperson, not the minister,
Who has given us freedom of religion.
It is the serviceperson, not the reporter,
Who has given us freedom of press.
It is the serviceperson, not the poet,
Who has given us freedom of speech.
It is the serviceperson, not the organizer,
Who has given us the right to protest.
It is the serviceperson,
Who salutes the flag,
And whose coffin is draped by the flag,
Who allows the protestor to burn the flag.
Repost that if you truly believe in the sacrifices the military makes every single second. The original one was, "It was the soldier," by Charles M. Province; I just edited it to pay tribute to all troops who've laid down their lives.
WARNING: There may or may not be UNCENSORED profanity in the following lines.
"Colonel, they're shooting at us! Colonel, they're shooting at us!"
"Well shoot back!"
Colonel Danny R. McKnight and Sergeant Dominick Pilla, 75th Ranger Regiment, Black Hawk Down
Reason for quote/saying: People who fire at you with a .50 cal aren't exactly friendly.
"I expect and demand your very best. Anything less, you should have joined the Air Force!"
Captain Frank Ramsey, Commanding Officer of the USS Alabama (SSBN-731), Crimson Tide
Reason for quote/saying: This is the Alabama we're talking about. Not some weather predictor stuff, not that I have anything against the Air Force.
"Yossarian. That's the name we gave him."
"He don't look like no A-rab monkey to me."
Corporal Marla Kennedy and Corporal Charlie Jones, United States Army Civil Affairs, Sunrise Over Fallujah
Reason for quote/saying: Yossarian does sound Middle Eastern in origin...This quote is not intended to be racist, they are talking about a stuffed monkey.
"I was just following orders! This is Burk's project, he's the one you want!"
"Then I'll consider you an appetizer."
Doctor Ted Bellamy and Sergeant James Heller, Gentek Corporation and United States Marine Corps, Prototype 2
Reason for quote/saying: Dude, you were GENTEK. Prototypes consider all those juicy science brains delicacies.
"We've got one good UMP. They've got a thousand."
Captain John "Soap" MacTavish, Ex-SAS and Task Force 141, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
Reason for quote/saying: A good metaphor considering what Soap was up against.
"They really ought to shut down the system at night and password-protect the start-up."
"And that would slow you down how long exactly? Thirty seconds?"
Clone Commandos RC-1140 "Fixer" and RC-1207, Delta Squad, Arca Company, Zero Five Commando, Republic Special Operations Brigade, Republic Commando: True Colors
Reason for quote/saying: It shows Fixer is just that good.
"Which one of you is Dr. Trey Carson?"
"The doctor is out, motherfucker!"
Evolved Soldier and Sergeant James Heller, Alex Mercers Infected Army and United States Marine Corps, Prototype 2
Reason for quote/saying: Dr. Carson was already dead, and even though Heller was as much of a victim of bad writing as everyone else in Prototype 2 he did have good one liners.
"Five years ago I lost thirty-thousand men in the blink of an eye. And the world just fucking watched! Tomorrow, there will be no shortage of volunteers, no shortage of patriots. I know you understand."
General Hershel von Shepherd III, Commanding Officer of Task Force 141 and Shadow Company, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
Reason for quote/saying: 30,000 KIAs has an effect on a man.
"When we hunt, we kill!"
"No one is safe!"
"Nothing is sacred!"
"We are Blackwatch!"
"We are the last line of defense!"
"We will burn our own to hold the Red Line!"
"It is the last line to ever hold!"
Creed of the 1st Biological Warfare Command, AKA "Blackwatch", Prototype
Reason for quote/saying: It shows the murderous dedication to prevent viral attacks on America; no one is sure why Prototype and Prototype 2 happened given this malicious/bad ass motto that kinda shows their one goal in life, although those guys are psychos anyway. So to those of y'all who're thinking of imitating them...just don't.
"Brute ships! Staggered line! Shipmaster, they outnumber us three-to-one!"
"Then it is an even fight. All cruisers, fire at will. Burn their mongrel hides!"
Sangheili Major and Shipmaster Rtas 'Vadum, Crewmember and CO of the Shadow of Intent
Reason for quote/saying: A guy's up against a numerically superior fleet and calmly orders his men to light 'em up. Actually works.
"May God show mercy on my enemies because I won't."
General George S. Patton III
Reason for quote/saying: Real patriots like Patton do not hesitate to neutralize the enemy, although I admit.
WARNING: My personal beliefs are here. If you don't like it, I suggest you hit the back button because I myself have exhibited Keyboard Rager syndrome in the past and it bit me in the ass.
Abortion isn't about a woman's right to her body. After all, little girls get killed too but they don't get a say. And what is the unborn baby before birth, a arm or a human being? Even the Surgeon General recommends not drinking while pregnant, that should tell you something.
All of our troops that have sacrificed themselves didn't die so murder could be condoned. More babies are aborted every year then all of Americas KIAs put together. If we let this happen, we aren't the land of the free and the home of the brave. It's the land of the murdered and the home of their murderers. Let's fix that and make this country right again.
REPOST THIS IF YOU KNOW ABORTION IS MURDER!
Personally, I'm more of a Rand Paul-type libertarian conservative, although I'm sympathetic to the Protest Warriors. I'm not too fond of either the Bush administration or Obama, nor do I find Stalin and Mao morally superior to Hitler and Mussolini.
Racism, ladies and gentlemen, is one of the ugliest forms of collectivism. It's the belief that humans are not individuals but mere members of a group. We
Obituary for the late Mr. Common Sense:
Today we mourn for our beloved friend Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was as his birth records were loss in bureaucratic red tape that has FUBARed government.
He will be remembered as having cultivated valuable life lessons such as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more then you earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-meaning but overbearing regulations were set into place. Reports of a 6-year old boy charged with sexual harassment for killing a student, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student and a woman not realizing coffee is typically served hot spilled a little on her lap and getting a huge settlement only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they themselves had failed to do in discipling their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student had become pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandants became contraband, churches became businesses and criminals received better treatment then their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you lost the right to defend yourself and killing a burglar ended with you charged with murder.
Common Sense was preceded by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility and his son Reason.
He is survived by the following step-siblings; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame and I'm a Victim.
OCS (Don't have too many):
Age: 18 (Broken by her own)
Species: Dog (100% Alaskan Malamute)
Looks: Black fur with a white undercoat (she is just like her father in that regard). Cold, normally completely unemotional ice-blue eyes.
Biography: Never a spoiled brat, Bridgets mother died in childbirth. This was only the first of her misfortunes. Answering the call of duty first, her father largely left Bridget to be raised by her grandparents. Burying his grief with work, whenever he was in her life Bridget found herself constantly physically and mentally prepared for the dangers of the world. Losing her innocence well before puberty, Bridget became one of the strongest and smartest of all of Nome-at a high price.
Personality: Largely abrasive and malicious like Steele, Bridget is desperate to please her father and frequently fails to hesitate to "cross the line" regarding morals. Cruel and largely due to her upbringing Bridget is also known to bully those below her, particularly Aleu due to the animosity between their fathers. She will pull every string she can find to take most if not all of the credit for a victory-and quickly point at others whenever Bridgets plans fails to succeed.
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