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Author has written 40 stories for Alpha and Omega, Balto, Cats & Dogs, Call of Duty, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Prototype, Halo, Twilight, SWAT Kats, Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole, Legend of Korra, Hunger Games, and Last of Us.

Universal Disclaimer: I don't own ANYTHING of what my fanfics are based off of. Except OCs to some degree, but don't sue me! All you'll get is an paper with my autograph on it! Even though my math teacher said my handwriting is like that of a doctors...

Hey guys. I'm not going to give out my real name, so let's just call me Charlie. I'm a flawed person, no doubt-I don't kick puppies for fun, but there are definitely things I need to make up for.

Stuff I know:

The Lord said, "Let there be light." With that Chuck Norris flipped the switch.

Fear of tight quarters is claustrophobia. Fear of Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris is logic.

Got a problem with America and wanna move to Canada? Go ahead.

Plan: Join the Marines, although after college. I'm

It is the serviceperson, not the minister,

Who has given us freedom of religion.

It is the serviceperson, not the reporter,

Who has given us freedom of press.

It is the serviceperson, not the poet,

Who has given us freedom of speech.

It is the serviceperson, not the organizer,

Who has given us the right to protest.

It is the serviceperson,

Who salutes the flag,

And whose coffin is draped by the flag,

Who allows the protestor to burn the flag.

Repost that if you truly believe in the sacrifices the military makes every single second. The original one was, "It was the soldier," by Charles M. Province; I just edited it to pay tribute to all troops who've laid down their lives.

WARNING: There may or may not be UNCENSORED profanity in the following lines.

"Colonel, they're shooting at us! Colonel, they're shooting at us!"

"Well shoot back!"

Colonel Danny R. McKnight and Sergeant Dominick Pilla, 75th Ranger Regiment, Black Hawk Down

Reason for quote/saying: People who fire at you with a .50 cal aren't exactly friendly.

"I expect and demand your very best. Anything less, you should have joined the Air Force!"

Captain Frank Ramsey, Commanding Officer of the USS Alabama (SSBN-731), Crimson Tide

Reason for quote/saying: This is the Alabama we're talking about. Not some weather predictor stuff, not that I have anything against the Air Force.

"Yossarian. That's the name we gave him."

"He don't look like no A-rab monkey to me."

Corporal Marla Kennedy and Corporal Charlie Jones, United States Army Civil Affairs, Sunrise Over Fallujah

Reason for quote/saying: Yossarian does sound Middle Eastern in origin...This quote is not intended to be racist, they are talking about a stuffed monkey.

"I was just following orders! This is Burk's project, he's the one you want!"

"Then I'll consider you an appetizer."

Doctor Ted Bellamy and Sergeant James Heller, Gentek Corporation and United States Marine Corps, Prototype 2

Reason for quote/saying: Dude, you were GENTEK. Prototypes consider all those juicy science brains delicacies.

"We've got one good UMP. They've got a thousand."

Captain John "Soap" MacTavish, Ex-SAS and Task Force 141, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Reason for quote/saying: A good metaphor considering what Soap was up against.

"They really ought to shut down the system at night and password-protect the start-up."

"And that would slow you down how long exactly? Thirty seconds?"

Clone Commandos RC-1140 "Fixer" and RC-1207, Delta Squad, Arca Company, Zero Five Commando, Republic Special Operations Brigade, Republic Commando: True Colors

Reason for quote/saying: It shows Fixer is just that good.

"Which one of you is Dr. Trey Carson?"

"The doctor is out, motherfucker!"

Evolved Soldier and Sergeant James Heller, Alex Mercers Infected Army and United States Marine Corps, Prototype 2

Reason for quote/saying: Dr. Carson was already dead, and even though Heller was as much of a victim of bad writing as everyone else in Prototype 2 he did have good one liners.

"Five years ago I lost thirty-thousand men in the blink of an eye. And the world just fucking watched! Tomorrow, there will be no shortage of volunteers, no shortage of patriots. I know you understand."

General Hershel von Shepherd III, Commanding Officer of Task Force 141 and Shadow Company, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Reason for quote/saying: 30,000 KIAs has an effect on a man.

"When we hunt, we kill!"

"No one is safe!"

"Nothing is sacred!"

"We are Blackwatch!"

"We are the last line of defense!"

"We will burn our own to hold the Red Line!"

"It is the last line to ever hold!"

Creed of the 1st Biological Warfare Command, AKA "Blackwatch", Prototype

Reason for quote/saying: It shows the murderous dedication to prevent viral attacks on America; no one is sure why Prototype and Prototype 2 happened given this malicious/bad ass motto that kinda shows their one goal in life, although those guys are psychos anyway. So to those of y'all who're thinking of imitating them...just don't.

"Brute ships! Staggered line! Shipmaster, they outnumber us three-to-one!"

"Then it is an even fight. All cruisers, fire at will. Burn their mongrel hides!"

Sangheili Major and Shipmaster Rtas 'Vadum, Crewmember and CO of the Shadow of Intent

Reason for quote/saying: A guy's up against a numerically superior fleet and calmly orders his men to light 'em up. Actually works.

"May God show mercy on my enemies because I won't."

General George S. Patton III

Reason for quote/saying: Real patriots like Patton do not hesitate to neutralize the enemy, although I admit.

WARNING: My personal beliefs are here. If you don't like it, I suggest you hit the back button because I myself have exhibited Keyboard Rager syndrome in the past and it bit me in the ass.

Abortion isn't about a woman's right to her body. After all, little girls get killed too but they don't get a say. And what is the unborn baby before birth, a arm or a human being? Even the Surgeon General recommends not drinking while pregnant, that should tell you something.

All of our troops that have sacrificed themselves didn't die so murder could be condoned. More babies are aborted every year then all of Americas KIAs put together. If we let this happen, we aren't the land of the free and the home of the brave. It's the land of the murdered and the home of their murderers. Let's fix that and make this country right again.

REPOST THIS IF YOU KNOW ABORTION IS MURDER!

Personally, I'm more of a Rand Paul-type libertarian conservative, although I'm sympathetic to the Protest Warriors. I'm not too fond of either the Bush administration or Obama, nor do I find Stalin and Mao morally superior to Hitler and Mussolini.

Racism, ladies and gentlemen, is one of the ugliest forms of collectivism. It's the belief that humans are not individuals but mere members of a group. We

Obituary for the late Mr. Common Sense:

Today we mourn for our beloved friend Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was as his birth records were loss in bureaucratic red tape that has FUBARed government.

He will be remembered as having cultivated valuable life lessons such as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more then you earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-meaning but overbearing regulations were set into place. Reports of a 6-year old boy charged with sexual harassment for killing a student, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student and a woman not realizing coffee is typically served hot spilled a little on her lap and getting a huge settlement only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they themselves had failed to do in discipling their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student had become pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandants became contraband, churches became businesses and criminals received better treatment then their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you lost the right to defend yourself and killing a burglar ended with you charged with murder.

Common Sense was preceded by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility and his son Reason.

He is survived by the following step-siblings; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame and I'm a Victim.

OCS (Don't have too many):

Bridget Steele

Age: 18 (Broken by her own)

Species: Dog (100% Alaskan Malamute)

Looks: Black fur with a white undercoat (she is just like her father in that regard). Cold, normally completely unemotional ice-blue eyes.

Biography: Never a spoiled brat, Bridgets mother died in childbirth. This was only the first of her misfortunes. Answering the call of duty first, her father largely left Bridget to be raised by her grandparents. Burying his grief with work, whenever he was in her life Bridget found herself constantly physically and mentally prepared for the dangers of the world. Losing her innocence well before puberty, Bridget became one of the strongest and smartest of all of Nome-at a high price.

Personality: Largely abrasive and malicious like Steele, Bridget is desperate to please her father and frequently fails to hesitate to "cross the line" regarding morals. Cruel and largely due to her upbringing Bridget is also known to bully those below her, particularly Aleu due to the animosity between their fathers. She will pull every string she can find to take most if not all of the credit for a victory-and quickly point at others whenever Bridgets plans fails to succeed.

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Freelancers vs SPARTANs reviews
It's been a while since I've played Halo, so forgive any mistakes please. Basically Dr. Halsey and Director Church get into a fight and we get a little competition to resolve their squable. AU of course, but it gets a bit more serious as time goes on. R&R.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 25,007 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 23h ago - Published: 6/1/2012
Infinity prank war
The first ever UNSC prank war, please R & R.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Published: 3/31
Prototype 2: The Unscrewed Version reviews
As many of you and myself have noticed, Prototype 2 was a bit screwed up plot wise. So I'm gonna unscrew it Marines! Rated T for obvious reasons, but otherwise R & R!
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 30,150 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Alex M./Zeus, James H. - Complete
Pranks and visits reviews
Mojotheomegawolf PMed me a prank idea, and I got this. Kinda a break from the depressing nature of "Broken by her own." May be a one-shot or should I continue? R&R, some language.
Balto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,082 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Aleu
You only live once reviews
Okay guys, I'm doing a one-shot with OCs I made for a project the Stupidest-Author-Ever's doing. Rated T for a certain OC being too dumb to live, do not try this at home.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/4 - Complete
Infinity Valentines reviews
Trying to do some one-shots this February, see for details.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 2/12/2013
ARC droid
In response to the Separatist Droid Army, the Republic decides to create droids of their own. OC.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2013
Droid trooper idea
Proposal for a fic based off the new Robocop, suggestions appreciated.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Published: 12/17/2013 - OC - Complete
Mayday from 1-1 Marines reviews
This is an urgent request for the users of this archive. Please help.
Balto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Complete
Noble Thanksgiving reviews
Noble Team and Project Freelancer share a Thanksgiving. Worst idea ever.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2013
What if?
What if Mako and Bolin didn't steal? AU of course.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Mako, Bolin - Complete
What if it was Sarah reviews
Story suggestion here guys, please read.
Last of Us - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Complete
Story idea reviews
Okay guys, please read if you're interested.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Complete
Crossover idea reviews
Please read guys, thank you in advance.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Korra - Complete
Book Three idea
Got an idea for a book-long story but require someone else to write it. Please read for additional details if you are interested. Thank you for your attention. P.S. If any of you can contact Atomic Psychology (my original writer BTW) and get him to send me a PM, that'd be great.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Korra, Lieutenant
Nobles Fourth reviews
A little patriotic one-shot involving Noble Team. Read and review please. Rated RP for Really Patriotic. All America haters have been warned.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2013 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Catherine-B320/Kat/Noble Two
The Mysteries of Friendships reviews
Gylfie, Otulissa, Digger and Twilight get into a...debate about friendships. Written with the help of bluecatcinemas and Shens General and based off Brovengers fanfic, "Heterosexual Life Partners."
Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Gylfie, Otuissa, Twilight, Digger - Complete
Down South reviews
Don't ask, just read if intrigued. Alcohol and language.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Complete
A Fangs Hunt reviews
Jason is the top assassin in the CIS. And one of the best when it comes to operating solo. So Director Lou naturally gave him a mission; stop the FLF from gaining access to CISes orbital assets via a traitor named Fang. Rated T for violence in later chapters. Darker than Puppy Love. Written with Mojotheomegawolfs help and Jason's his OC.
Cats & Dogs - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012
Prosecutors Nightmare reviews
Fourteen members of the Republic Special Operations Brigade have been sent to investigate the disappearance of the Prosecutor. AU obviously, based off the Mona Lisa short story and the Prosecutor parts of Republic Commando. Discontinued.
Crossover - Halo & Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Sanya
A Father and a Commander reviews
WARNING: This may be a crack fic to some degree. Commander Feral finds out something he rather wouldn't.
SWAT Kats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Commander U. Feral
You're an Evolved reviews
AU in some ways. Mercer meets with Heller and tries to inform him he's an Evolved. Doesn't go well. A short one-shot with some language.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Alex M./Zeus, James H.
Broken by her own reviews
Aleu is Steeles daughter Bridget roomate. Despite her hatred of her, she realizes the monster her fellow cadet is can only be blamed on Steele. AU and dark obviously. WARNING: Rated T for occasional violence, themes and strong language. DISCONTINUED, sorry.
Balto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Aleu - Complete
Vengeance for Freelancer reviews
One-shot of Carolina and her quest to avenge her fellow Freelancers by killing the Director. AU in some cases, but generally is pretty canon.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/3/2012
Puppy Love: Continued reviews
Basically picks up where FlyPandaBear's "Puppy Love" leaves off. Updated version of Chapter Six. Rated T because it was originally T, and it'll probably remain T. Got the "Romance" and "Humor" genres because there will still be some romance.
Cats & Dogs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,492 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Complete
Fathers Day for Bridget reviews
Something I wrote in about two minutes, so forgive mistakes. Takes place in "Broken by her own" universe. Bridget honors her father in her own way. AU. One-shot.
Balto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Steele
A firing squad for Edward Cullen reviews
Edward Cullen made himself a target for NATO. He would not live to regret that. AU obviously. Rated T for Sparklie dying.
Crossover - Twilight & Alpha and Omega - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Edward, Kate
Chocolate and kisses reviews
Just don't ask about the title. Incidental winter has hit Coruscant. Two young Jedi sit down and do stuff, so to speak. R&R please.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Sanya, Tyzen
Charlie Delta Mike reviews
Wanna now what happened to Ramirez after MW2. Here it is.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - J. Ramirez, Sgt. Foley
PlanningSomething! reviews
Zombie plans are discussed at Red Crown Command. Rated T for obvious reasons.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2012 - I. Taggart, R. Cross - Complete
Suggestions for Changes reviews
AU. Need ideas. R & R please, OORAH!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/7/2012
SAS fanfic suggestion reviews
I've got an idea about some under valued SAS guys. Read and review please, OORAH! Rated T since it is COD.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Wallcroft
Martin Luther King Day suggestion reviews
I'm thinking of writing a MLK Day fanfic with our heroes, Delta Force Team Metal. Further character suggestions and advice is appreciated. READ AND REVIEW! Rated T because there's D-boys.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/12/2012
Idea for our heroes reviews
America is forming the Joint Strike Force. Shepherd happens to know some men-or women-who are PERFECT for it. Rated T because it's Call of Duty. MAY include people from the historical series if I can fit them in somehow.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Gen. Shepherd
Changes: A Clone Wars Fanfic reviews
Jedi are dying because of war. The GAR needs more Jedi. Solution? Major or minor AU here. I don't own the Clone Wars, or this would be canon! Read and review please.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/1/2012
Loose Ends not tied reviews
Don't judge me by the bad title. What if Shepherd wasn't a traitor? What if he saved Roach and Ghost? AU, obviously. Read and review please. Categorized Adventure because it's World War III and Fantasy since it's AU.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Gary Sanderson/Roach, Gen. Shepherd - Complete
New SOS to A & O from 11 Marines reviews
This is a new message to make things simpler.
Alpha and Omega - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Complete
New SOS to Balto Fans from 11 Marines reviews
New message: Same as old, but updated to be easier to understand.
Balto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Complete
To Balto fans: Help! reviews
To any one who will help me: PLEASE DO SO! Need help with a story. Rated T because FlyPandaBear originally made it T, and it'll probably stay T.
Balto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Complete
Aid Request reviews
Gonna need some help. Don't judge me by the crappy message. Rated T because FlyPandaBear originally made it T, and chance's are its gonna stay T.
Alpha and Omega - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/9/2011