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Author has written 24 stories for Glee.

I write mediocre stories about the characters and cast of Glee.

Occasionally, I read stories that are in no way mediocre about the characters and cast of Glee.

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Permanent Marker by wynnie the pooh reviews
When the Labels people call you are written on your skin, they're not so easy to forget. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Bear and the Chipmunk by ImaginedInsanity reviews
"I wasn't always like this," Sebastian said softly and so earnestly that Dave almost didn't hear him. He sank down into a chair by the door, four feet from Dave's bed, as if he could catch suicide. "Neither was I," Dave replied with a sarcastic smile.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,199 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - D. Karofsky, Sebastian S.
Seduction Tactics Are Cheating by Crimson1 reviews
Stiles doesn't understand why Derek hasn't offered him the bite the way he did with Erica and the others. When Derek asks if Stiles really wants to be offered the way he offered it to Erica, and Stiles says yes, Derek has a little fun at Stiles' expense, but might get more than he bargained for. Stiles POV. Sterek. Request from kasienkanikki, who is awesome for thinking of this.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,703 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Werewolf Afterglow Etiquette by Veterization reviews
Derek/Stiles oneshot. Derek and Stiles have sex, and for once, when it's over with, Stiles is lost for words. It is only a little bit awkward.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,784 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
A Dozen Red Roses by jiiterbug reviews
Life is more than a rose than it is itself. Life is laden with wonderful events that are all victims to the metaphor of a rose. The only event not compared to the fragrance is where the source is no longer found, no longer living. Withered and decaying, life hands Kurt nothing but grief.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
It's Hard To Look Right At You Baby by StarGleekLover reviews
Based on the music video of 'Call Me Maybe'. After Rachel finds out that Finn slept with Santana Special Education she invites Kurt over from Dalton so she can vent. She chances a glance at Sebastian Smythe shirtless next door and decides that by getting Sebastian to call her, she'll show Finn that she has other options. Unfortunately, things do not go according to plan.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
The Five Times Sebastian Asked Kurt To Marry Him by dontbreathetoodeep reviews
With most people it takes one time, you celebrate or you give up. For Sebastian Smythe, it takes five times to get an answer. Four of the times, Kurt thinks he isn't serious. But he is, he's the most serious he's ever been. And he won't give up on Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,678 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
9 Missed Calls by VioletCherry342 reviews
David called nine times. Kurt ignored him. David left nine messages. At two AM, Kurt finally listens...and calls him back. Same trigger warning as for "On My Way".
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,089 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21/2012 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Frayed by Nonetoowell reviews
Dave would always have the cold comfort of knowing they never fell out of love. Kurtofsky, oneshot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Tis The Season To Be Lonely by Camunki reviews
Kurt and Blaine's breakup means that Kurt has to spend the holidays alone. Fed up with his all too happy family, he takes a walk, only to run into one Dave Karofsky. But why is Dave all alone in a park the day after Christmas? Kurtofsky, Slash, Rated T
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,542 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Yes I Love You by haley97 reviews
I'd never see her again. We'd never kiss again. We'd never get into those ridiculous fights over what we would have for dinner. I'd never open the shower door and surprise her, not even caring about the wet tile as we made love. Never again. She was gone.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Quinn F., Puck - Complete
Unlimited by pineappletop92 reviews
When Rachel is diagnosed with leukemia, Kurt makes sure to visit her every single day. These are the days Rachel remembers the best.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,864 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
A Broken Mirror by clonedmemories reviews
You're not yourself any more. This isn't you. You're meant to meet a pretty girl, go to college, get married, have 1.8 kids and a dog or something like that. Not this.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Duets by LucyToo reviews
Senior year and all Kurt wants to do is sing during Duets week with his boyfriend. When Rachel cockblocks by stealing Blaine for her song, Kurt is left to make other arrangements. Those other arrangements lead to big changes. Slash, Kurtofsky
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,987 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Maybe, Just Maybe by quick132 reviews
Quinn is relaxing in her pool summer after junior year when she gets an unexpected visitor. Quick one-shot. Rated T for language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Quinn F., Puck - Complete
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Tres Tres Chic reviews
Kurt could never see himself working at Runway, the fashion world's finest magazine. But you have to do what you have to- don't you? Based off of the Devil Wears Prada
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Sebastian S., Kurt H. - Complete
Of Music Festivals and Meeting Friends reviews
Kurt and Sebastian take a trip to Coachella 2012, where they meet up with Finn, Rachel, and Blaine. Cue intense dancing, early mornings, and singing along to bands they've never heard of.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Diamond in the Rough reviews
All Kurt does is keep Sebastian waiting and waiting. But Kurt falls in love slowly, and then all at once.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Sebastian S., Kurt H. - Complete
Gourmet Desserts and Coffee Shops reviews
Sebastian is secretly the best baker in all of Lima, Ohio, which becomes apparent when he starts selling his food to the Lima Bean. With this, comes Kurt's praise, and the the realization that Sebastian makes Kurt happy every weekend. Chef!Sebastian
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Sebastian S., Kurt H. - Complete
Wicked Games reviews
Love like this could not die. It grew at an alarming rate, both shocking you and pleasing you, knowing you had something like this in your life. But it's strange what desire, can make foolish people do. Cooper never thought he'd fall in love with Blaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Blaine A., Cooper A. - Complete
Everything Will be Alright reviews
It's a day after Dave's incident, and he receives a few unexpected visitors. T for possible swearing and boy kisses. Suggestions for characters welcome!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,287 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - D. Karofsky, New Directions
Make It Without You reviews
The red strings of fate have spoken, and have brought Kurt and Sebastian together. But two separate broken hearts are not easy to mend. One sided!Puckurt, one sided!Klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Moments reviews
The times which defined what Dave Karofsky and Sebastian Smythe's relationship would become. Friends, lovers, soul mates. When did one end to begin the other? Or did they all blend in together, to create what they had now?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2012 - D. Karofsky, Sebastian S. - Complete
Crack the Shutters Open Wide reviews
Fluffy mornings, and rushed days. A peek into the lives of Kurt and Sebastian, together, in Paris. Inspired by the song 'Crack the Shutters' by Snow Patrol.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Sebastian S., Kurt H. - Complete
How to Impress a Guy Through 5 Steps reviews
Dave wants Kurt, it's as simple as that. But what do you do when google doesn't exactly have lists for gay men trying to impress other gay men? Improvise.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,342 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
I'm in love with you, I always will be reviews
Blaine moved his fingers across the screen. "I wasn't ready to say goodbye," he wrote. A reply came twenty seconds later. "Yeah, well. Neither was I."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Blaine A., Sebastian S. - Complete
My friend, my solid ground, my lover reviews
I've always been a dreamer, I've had my head among the clouds. Now that I'm coming down, won't you be my solid ground? Influenced by a novel, Moth Smoke
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Complete
Tomorrow, I'll be sober, and you'll be beautiful reviews
A very long time ago, Dave Karofsky had fallen in love, and now, Kurt Hummel smiled because he knew.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Domestic Bliss reviews
A series of drabbles inspired by the domestic meme on Tumblr. Be prepared for cuddles, trivial fighting, and lots of banter about America's Next Top Model. Rated T for cursing, and boy kisses.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,422 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
You're my magnetic north, Kurt reviews
I am Dave Karofsky, and Kurt is my magnetic north- he is my autumn cold, my faded pictures, my inside jokes; but to him, I am nothing.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Anything you can do, Rachel & Kurt can do better! reviews
What is the roles were reversed, and it was Rachel and Kurt that intimidated Harmony and Gavroche at their first NYADA meeting? Anything goes!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Rachel B., Kurt H. - Complete
It's bright, it's beautiful, and I love you reviews
It's a bright, beautiful, and sunny day, and Darren thinks it's the perfect day to tell Chris what he he thinks about him, with the help of Bob Dylan. RPF!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I Would Date Her reviews
In which Kurt and Dave talk about the girls they would date...if they were straight, of course.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Infront of You reviews
Click. Kurt Hummel is in a relationship. Click. The relationship is not with me. Click. Reviews are like crack to me.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Movie Night reviews
Mandatory fluff that goes with a movie night. It's Kurtofsky, what else do you expect besides teddy bear Dave, and sarcastic Kurt? Reviews are like crack to me!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/31/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Kurt's Personal Social Network reviews
What happens when you write a fic about a Kurtofsky breakup, Blaine earning 30,000 because of hairgel, and Final Clubs at Harvard, and quotes taken from The Social Network? This does. Opening scene from The Social Network- Glee style! More info inside!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/24/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Good Company Involves Laughing reviews
Chris Colfer finds out a secret about Darren Criss. RPF! Reviews are always welcome!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Giggling, Alphabet Jokes, and Libraries reviews
Santana has a huge test coming up and really wants to study. But someone is keen on distracting her. Brittana! Reviews are always welcomed, whether you like the story or not!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Three Times That Involved Running reviews
Kurt had run after Dave two times in his life. Once was when he hated him, and the other time- the other time was now. First story, reviews are welcomed!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/21/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete