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I am a mid-age woman who loves fan fiction stories including slash stories. I love you writers and what you do! I read The Twilight Saga and fell in love with it and saw the movies and cant get enough!! My favs are Jackson Rathbone, 100 Monkeys (Jackon's band), Robert Pattinson and Kellan Lutz!! I have seen Jackson and his band they are awesomesauce!! I love stories of slash reading of Jasper, Edward, and Emmett. If I love your work I will add it to my page ...keep writing guys you brighten my life...

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All I Want to Hear by KellanCougar reviews
A voice can change everything; it can consume your waking hours and weave its way into your dreams. In the end, what happens when it's all you want to hear? Carlisle/Edward AH, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,892 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Carlisle, Edward
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8240 - Favs: 7,565 - Follows: 7,767 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,423 - Reviews: 21262 - Favs: 11,737 - Follows: 7,479 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tattoos and Sex Addictions by uselessid90 reviews
Bella is a tattoo artist is Seattle, she has a addiction to all things sex. Edward just moved to Seattle with his sisters and is into the tattoo scene even though his body is bare. Rated M for language, lemons/sexual references, etc.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 88,364 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Selkie Wife by Lissa Bryan reviews
Set during the reign of "Bloody Mary" Tudor. Bella is captured by Edward to raise his daughter. He promises to release her one day, but will he? Court intrigues and danger around every corner. Can they, and their new-found love, survive? Rated M/OOC/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 43 - Words: 193,424 - Reviews: 3802 - Favs: 3,203 - Follows: 1,698 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Switches and Subs by Lykosdracos reviews
Bella Swan is introduced to the dark realm of BDSM by her roommate Rosalie. While attending a private play party, she is introduced to Jasper and Edward, two experienced Dominants. With their help and friendship, she learns what Dominance and submission truly mean. 18 ONLY. M/F pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,917 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 7/21/2010 - [Bella, Edward] Jasper, Rosalie
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15046 - Favs: 8,639 - Follows: 9,078 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Little Green and Easybella by BettiGefecht reviews
She only remembers a silent kid, he doesn't remember her at all. When they meet again years later, they feel a connection that isn't of this world - - - ExB; AH; Rated M. Autism; age gap; unconditional love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 137,423 - Reviews: 5571 - Favs: 3,008 - Follows: 3,323 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Edward, Bella
I Can Learn by dellaterra reviews
What happens when a gorgeous man brings his daughter to see a hot young Santa at the mall? Will it be a Merry Christmas for all, and for all a good night? AH, rated M for M/M slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 70,291 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Jasper, Edward
He Shoots, She Scores: The Full Story by WitchyVampireGirl reviews
See how it all started. What did Bella do once she laid eyes on Edward Cullen to make sure he was hers. Watch as shy Bella stops at nothing to get her man. All Human, canon couples, a bit OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,438 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trust Me by twilight mum69 reviews
Carlisle Cullen, meets a scared Edward.. a young man on the streets alone, during his shift on the suicide chat page he becomes driven to save Edward, but he too has demons will Edward end up saving Carlisle? Can a friendship become more?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,733 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Edward, Carlisle
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19366 - Favs: 8,554 - Follows: 6,615 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 14909 - Favs: 9,398 - Follows: 5,337 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rose, A Swan, and A Cowboy Hat by Emma Ro reviews
Bella and Rosalie hated each other in high school until one day they were thrown together. They fell in love and left for college together, everything was great until they meet a certain boy who changes everything. AH. Rated for lemons. B/R/J poly pairing
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,948 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Raw and Rosy Revisited by tuesdaymidnight reviews
A collection of outtakes and extras from Raw and Rosy's Spanksper and Assward. Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,633 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Once Bitten by Elise de Sallier reviews
Edward finally meets the love of his existence but can't resist her singer's blood. Can their fairytale love survive a horror beginning or will Bella's newborn grief, an outraged wolf pack, and the offended Volturi deny them their happily ever after? COMPLETE with a future take or two to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 58 - Words: 279,983 - Reviews: 3918 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It Begins Like This by iambeagle reviews
A story about long-distance love. It begins with 'Then' and ends with 'Now'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,865 - Reviews: 1794 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hello Beautiful by SoapyMayhem reviews
COMPLETE - Bella Swan-Cullen has always thought her stepfather was a handsome man. What happens when that small spark of attraction ignites? It's not just Bella that stands to get burned. Her secret attraction could tear her family apart! - Bella/Edward Drabble See Disclaimer Inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 105 - Words: 67,794 - Reviews: 15648 - Favs: 3,200 - Follows: 2,917 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seattle Express by WitchyVampireGirl reviews
Two strangers, one express bus. Can they find love on their way home? Rated M for language and lemony goodness. My first attempt at a drabble-ish story. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 65,669 - Reviews: 3463 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unrequited by Perry Maxwell reviews
AH, BPOV: Edward left Bella almost a year ago, upending her whole world. What happens when Bella receives a phone call that just might shatter it? "Wait, Alice…Edward is dying?" I choked out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,836 - Reviews: 4436 - Favs: 3,007 - Follows: 2,878 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20122 - Favs: 11,754 - Follows: 6,921 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,262 - Reviews: 4168 - Favs: 2,876 - Follows: 1,879 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You say it's your birthday by kitkat681 reviews
Happy birthday to you...is it your birthday? Check here to see if Kitkat got you something for your special day...constantly updated to show my love...all pairings/canon/non-canon/slash/fem-slash/EVERYTHING!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,389 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011
Down and Derby by kitkat681 reviews
Bell Swan is a hard ass roller derby chick. Edward Cullen is a shy and totally awkward Medical Examiner. What will happen when he needs to take care of her when no one else will? A bit of angst... a bit of drama but a TON of funny. Rated M for...you know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 42,503 - Reviews: 2265 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fatty by kitkat681 reviews
Edward Cullen can't find something that's very important to him...his wang. But that's what happens when you are 363 pounds. Bella Swan is his only chance to live a real life and find what's missing and so much more. No angst, a tiny bit of drama. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 53,040 - Reviews: 4743 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 1,894 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
His Cimmerian View by WeeKittyAndTAT reviews
At 13 Bella is left to care for her siblings. 5yrs later she still struggles to provide for them. Edward is a professor at UW, who thinks all women are users and liars. When paths cross, what happens when Bella is just another female who lied. AH/OOC/18
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 341,980 - Reviews: 5331 - Favs: 2,854 - Follows: 2,100 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Love Bargain by addicted-to-romione-bedward reviews
The story of two boys who take care of their sisters and learn about falling in love. Can they keep it a secret? How would people react when they find out about them? Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 142,935 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Most Eligible Bachelor by Lost In Fanfiction reviews
After years in seclusion, Edward Masen, a former teen pop star reappears as the Bachelor on a reality tv show. Will he find true love or heartache? E/B all human rated M HEA with a little drama
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 74,122 - Reviews: 3230 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sinner's Island by TwistedforTwilight reviews
A troubled Edward leaves his hometown for an exciting adventure. A FGB Auction STORY written for Leckadams. SLASH. All Human? M for good times.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 120,796 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Going Under for the Third Time by busymommy reviews
Jasper is a surf bum trying to escape his past, Bella is a graduate student trying to find her future. Will a chance meeting during a surf tournament pull them under for the last time? AH/AU/non-Canon/ rated M for lemons, language, themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,268 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Jasper, Bella
He Shoots, She Scores by WitchyVampireGirl reviews
When Bella saw Edward for the first time, she became obsessed. What will she do to make sure Edward is hers? My entry into the TFA Sumer Fantasy Contest, Winner of the Public's Pick.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,189 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Adult Book Store by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella drove past every day…curious, frustrated, repressed and longing. Secretly needing something, but too afraid to ask. Until one day, she wasn't.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,094 - Reviews: 2503 - Favs: 2,075 - Follows: 1,329 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Transparent by Layne Faire reviews
In an industry dominated by the ability to sell an image and make an illusion seem real, Jasper Whitlock is the best in the business. Successful, attractive, and arrogant – no one ever tells him no. No one until Peter Garrett. Disillusioned with a life of smoke and mirrors, Peter is looking for honesty. Can Jasper step from behind his web of lies and become transparent?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 8,044 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Jasper, Peter
When Sparks Fly by SimplyTwimum reviews
Jasper lives his life loving everything around him, regardless of how much his college peers think he is a freak of nature. Then in walks to boy from the wrong side of town, can Carlisle be someone he can finally call...friend? ****On Hiatus***
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,022 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Carlisle, Jasper
Roads by prassacut reviews
When Edward & Jasper met one drunken night, neither of them could have known how much that chance encounter would change their lives. AH/Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 131,087 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Edward, Jasper
The Biology Project by solostintwilight reviews
Edward's an addict resisting treatment, Bella's a girl who just wants a boyfriend already. What happens when they get paired up for a Biology Project? Bio Lab could get interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 70 - Words: 211,412 - Reviews: 12687 - Favs: 4,038 - Follows: 3,323 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I'm Sexy and I Know It! by reyes139 reviews
When I walk in the spot, this is what I see. Everybody stops and they staring at me.I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it...show it...show it...show it... I'm sexy and I know it! humor/romance with crazy thrown in between!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 15,188 - Reviews: 3339 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fairy Tails erm Tales: by Mxpi1970 reviews
These are my versions of Fairy Tails..erm Tales. They are all slash and usually have Jasper and Edward pairings. They are meant to be fun. I guarantee you will not be able to look at a Fairy Tale story in the same light ever again :D mwa hahahahah :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Edward, Jasper
Why Don't You Notice Me? by twilight mum69 reviews
Jasper Hale is a cool , new teacher at Forks high school, Alice Cullen is his seventeen year old student. That first school girl crush is a Killer!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 6,136 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Nothing Lasts Forever by VicesVsVirtues reviews
After Jackson left, how did 100 Monkeys cope? For some, it may be harder to hide. How will they deal with his return? ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,043 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012
The Stock Boy by CullensTwiMistress reviews
I watched him on the security camera as he felt the apples, holding them in his hands, weighing them and making sure they were all ripe but not spoiled. Someday, my fantasies are going to get me in trouble. AH; BxJ.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Pinky Swear by kharizzmatik reviews
Bella always knew she loved her best friend, but it isn't until she finds out he's engaged that she remembers just how much. How far will she go to make him see he's marrying the wrong woman? A story about finding your heart and losing your head. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,334 - Reviews: 7110 - Favs: 5,836 - Follows: 4,189 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Perfect Night by twilight mum69 reviews
This is an Easter present for my baby boy. Emmett is an author of gay erotica, but when is it his turn to be the leading man and get his HEA. This story is Emmett and my friend Matt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,440 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Emmett - Complete
Pervy Propositions and Dirty Dreams by beckybrit reviews
After a nasty break-up, Edward Cullen spends the evening propping up the bar at his cousin's wedding. The sexy, confident barman there shows him a little of his world and a night that Edward won't forget. Dirty Talking Jasper contest o/s now extended.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,637 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Edward, Jasper
From Death to Healing by Mrs. Agget reviews
The death of a child helps Edward heal from his past.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
It's My Party and I'll Spy If I Want To by texasbella reviews
Bella finds herself invited back to her childhood haunt for a weekend of birthday celebrations. Some things are the same, most have changed...one thing's for certain...it'll be a birthday to remember! Voyeurism, Slash, BDSM. Who gets Bella in the end?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,341 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Bella - Complete
Body And Soul by Kim Ginsberg reviews
This is for HeartOfDarkness' birthday. Happy Birthday Lisa! Join us for Bella's 21st birthday fun in a tattoo shop. PBJ pairing. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,709 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 97 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Boys and Their Toys by texasbella reviews
"The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys" unless you're Toyward...and you decide to share your toy box. When Jasper wanders into Edward's sex toy store...his life will never be the same. Collab with TrueEnglishRose E/J slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Jasper, Edward
Behind Blue Eyes by Maureen Thomas reviews
***WINNER BEST FLUFF IN THE SUNFLOWER AWARDS*** Jasper leaves Texas for his senior year in high school abroad as a foreign exchange student. Will he find what Texas doesn't have to offer in England?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,169 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Edward, Jasper
The Lucky One by CullensTwiMistress reviews
Edward had always been lucky in life. Lucky in his climb to the top, lucky in his family life, lucky in every endeavor, really. Enter unlucky-in-everything Bella, will she be the one to break his lucky spree? AH; BxE; Olderward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 10,914 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
His Lucky Green Eyes by twilight mum69 reviews
Jasper is running from a bad break up under the guise of learning his roots in Ireland. Perhaps with a bit o' magic and luck o' the Irish, a chance encounter in a mysterious pub will mend his heart. Or destroy it beyond repair. E/J Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 7,857 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Bubble Gum & SpiderMan by CullensTwiMistress reviews
She's new to Forks and seriously lacks a brain filter. He's lived there his entire life and has never met anything like her. One night changes everything. Do opposites really attract, or are some things just never meant to be? AH; ExB; HS fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 54,853 - Reviews: 2581 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Gutter by CullensTwiMistress reviews
When Bella asks the neighbor's son to clear out her gutters, he ends up doing that and a whole lot more! My entry for the 2012 V-Day Countdown. AH; BxE; Cougarella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 65 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Ink by mustlovertp reviews
After a tragic accident 5 yrs ago, she never thought she'd see him again-let alone be loved by him, inked by him... Rated M for Language & Lemons Tattward/AH/canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Chocolate Cookies & Crooked Smiles by CullensTwiMistress reviews
Bella lusts after one of her customers. Will she ever have him taste more than her cookies? AH; BxE. 100 word drabble. Drabble War Prompt: Chocolate.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Control by solostintwilight reviews
Edward was all I could think about. He made it that way, because he knew I couldn't say no. He was my dirty little secret.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,618 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 132 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Edward - Complete
Last Friday Night by amandac3 reviews
Whipped cream flavored vodka, Justin Bieber, skinny dipping & Birthday Sex! Spend 24 hours in the life of Edward Masen. While celebrating their dirty thirty, twins Edward and Jasper, and their bestie, Emmett, carve a path of destruction through the city.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,964 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hard Labor by robownsme reviews
Jasper works for his dad during the summer on their Indiana farm. This year there's a new farm hand that changes Jasper's mind about a lot of things he thought he knew for certain. J/E Started out as a drabble, but is growing! Updated Daily
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 100 - Words: 185,011 - Reviews: 2211 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Coming Out by CullensTwiMistress reviews
Sometimes the road to self discovery leads you into a path you never knew existed. Bella always thought she was happy, until she realized that there were other options out there. AH; BxE eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 12,598 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Birthday Fun by FFLoverLaura reviews
It's Bella's birthday and with being a single mom, she'd rather stay at home with her son. But best friends Alice and Rose force her to go out for a night full of fun... And it may just turn out to be her best birthday ever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,428 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Setting It All Up by NoelleSeven reviews
Will geeky Edward ever be able to talk to his crush, star volleyball player Bella Swan? Maybe his online friend can help... Now expanded into a story AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 196,209 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Chat Roulette by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Bella feels like a nobody at school until a overheard conversation leads her to Chat Roulette. What are the chances she gets paired up with her crush? Very likely. BxE Rated M OS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,727 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 147 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Complete
Eye Candy by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Jasper loves his life as a candyman - making sugary confections that make other people smile. What happens when someone crosses his path that finally makes him wonder if he could enjoy some candy of his own?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 365 - Words: 39,204 - Reviews: 7231 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Christmas Nuts by risbeencoldplaywhore reviews
A story so wrong, it will make you miss the Christmas Shoes song.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 19,761 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Holiday in Aspen by CullensTwiMistress reviews
"Ughh, two weeks with Cullen, Angela, I'm going to die." Bella and Edward aren't exactly friends, but will the holidays bring them together? AH; BxE; HS fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 9,806 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Mating Connection by WitchyVampireGirl reviews
Here is my fluffly little twist on the whole electrical charge that Edward and Bella feel. What if it really meant something else, something deeper? Would Edward be able to do what he needs to make sure Bella stays his forever? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 198,989 - Reviews: 2503 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Naughty or Nice by SoapyMayhem reviews
O/S - Nurse Bella seems to have met the man of her dreams at the Hospital's Christmas charity booth, but only after a co-worker already filled her in on the handsome Doctor's sordid past. She wants him, but is her heart worth the risk?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,553 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 126 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Addicted by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella has a secret. But how long can she really keep it in the closet? A sexy little story with humor and drama. ExB, AH, and OOC. Rated M dirty language and content of a sexual nature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,901 - Reviews: 2013 - Favs: 1,953 - Follows: 714 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The P1mp and the FicH00r by maxandmo reviews
Two chapters of ridiculousness written for Agrutle's birthday. What happens when the Agrutles move in next door to Bella and Jasper? Sparks fly when they all find themselves attracted to the other's special someone. Happy Birthday!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Bella, Jasper
Brave New World by itsjustme1217 reviews
Jasper recounts his firsts with the love of his life. *Entry for the Born This Way Contest* AH M/M Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Desperado by texasbella reviews
Emmett is a drifter stuck in lonely limbo, going nowhere. Will an unexpected blind date be what's needed for him to come to his senses? *Entry for Born This Way Contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Forgive Me Not by DreamOfTheEndless reviews
How far will Edward have to go to earn forgiveness? Has Bella set the price too high? Will there be any winners in the end?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 92 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bourbon and Tea by Zigster reviews
Two broken souls live on the same street, sharing only a lawn. He barely knows her name, and she judges him by the bottle in his hand. Together, they'll inadvertently help heal each other's wounds. AH/AU Rated M or excessive bourbon consumption.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,392 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
She Was Just 17 by SarahJean6 reviews
Bella misses her older brother Emmett who is away at collage. What might happen when she meets his older housemate? After all she is just 17. Lemony Goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 147,414 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Too close by jacksonmccoy reviews
Jasper's just about done playing the part of Alice's Ken doll and when opportunity knocks in the form of a certain russet wolf, he may find no reason to resist temptation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,042 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Jasper, Jacob
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3548 - Favs: 2,329 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
2 girls and 1 Emmett by uselessid90 reviews
When Alice and Emmett's marriage is falling apart, she's desperate to bring back the sparks. One hot night with a mysterious Rosalie will definitely do the trick. One shot written for an anonymous prompt. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Alice, Rosalie - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19465 - Favs: 12,240 - Follows: 5,596 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella