Author has written 10 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Harry Potter, Animorphs, Chronicles of Narnia, Soul Eater, Naruto, Legend of Zelda, Bleach, Maximum Ride, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Homestuck.
Hi, my name is none of your business (security, you know?), but for ease of communication you may call me Bird and my current obsession is Order of the Stick, followed by Ace Attorney.
I am a beta-reader currently accepting requests as of the 18th of August, 2013
Here is the status of my fics: I am technically not on hiatus, but I won't be updating much of anything at the moment (Updated as of 15/01/2014)
New fanfic on the way: I have had the most amazing plot bunny for an Ace Attorney fanfic. Not telling what it's about yet here because it pretty much starts with a wham episode, so be prepared!
Professor Axel: Stuff it. It's bad and I should feel bad. I may revamp it, or I may delete it or leave it be. I won't be updating it unless I get really good reviews which will in turn give me inspiration
Here are new fics that I may write eventually (emphasis on EVENTUALLY):
Favourite Games: Kingdom Hearts (1, 2, Chain of Memories, 358/2 days and Re:Coded), Pokemon, the Legend of Spyro, Super Scribblenauts, Pandemic 2, Tetris, Bejeweled 3 (So freaking addictive it should be illegal to be that freaking... ARGH!), Heroes of Might and Magic (III, IV, V) and Magic: The Gathering (card games are games too), The Legend of Zelda (Majora's Mask, Wind Waker, Spirit Tracks. Please note that I can't choose whether I like Wind Waker or Spirit Tracks better; but Majora's Mask is easily my favourite.) Ace Attorney series (Holy shit. If a game about lawyers could be made awesome, this is IT.)
Favourite TV shows: Doctor Who, Big Bang Theory, Bones and a few others I can't be bothered mentioning. I'm actually not that much of a TV person.
Favourite Books: Maximum Ride, The Saga of Darren Shan, Eragon, Warriors, Skulduggery Pleasant, Worm in the Blood Trilogy, Magic: The Gathering novelisations (Ravnica Cycle)
Favourite Anime/Manga: Fullmetal Alchemist, D.Gray-Man, Naruto, Bleach, Soul Eater, Bakuman, 11eyes.
Favourite Food: I like most foods, but tacos are way up there. Along with fish and potato pie, sushi, pasta, garlic bread, pizza, figs, mango, watermelon-flavoured lollies, home-grown strawberries, steak, lamb, turkey, stir-fry, parmesan cheese, chilli, pies, greek salad, potato gems, mashed potato, instant noodles, mushrooms... Yeah, that's not even half of it.
Favourite Colour: I don't have one!
Favourite Characters (In no particular order): Soul, Maka, Crona, Black Star, Stein, Eruka, Death the Kid, Patty (Soul Eater), Riku, Vexen, Zexion, Lexaeus, DiZ (Kingdom Hearts), Alphonse, Ed, Alex Louis Armstrong, Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye, Jean Havoc (Fullmetal Alchemist), Arystar Krory, Yu Kanda, Komui Lee, Allen Walker, Miranda Lotto, Road Kamelot, Nea (D.Gray-Man), Princess Zelda, Anju, Kafei, Skull Kid, The Moon, Malladus, The King of Red Lions, Link, Byrne, Prince Komali, Medli (The Legend of Zelda), Jarad, Agrus Kos, Borca, Fonn, Feather (Magic: The Gathering novelisation, Ravnica Cycle), Maya Fey, Miles Edgeworth, Phoenix Wright, Dick Gumshoe, Apollo Justice, Trucy Wright, Kay Faraday (Ace Attorney)
Something awesome? Cool quotes. "The closer you get to the light, the greater your shadow becomes..." Kingdom Hearts
LIST OF BRILLIANT QUOTES!
" That's why when major badasses greet each other in movies, they don't say anything, they just nod. The nod means 'I am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass'" -Simon, City of Bones
"Doors are for people with no imagination..." - Skulduggery Pleasant, Skulduggery Pleasnant.
"Surely, you must have known that this was going to happen!" -Zexion (no. VI), Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days
"Great men make their own luck" -Selene, the Great Hunt
"Why do I always get stuck with the icky jobs!" -Axel (no. VIII), Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days
"Tuna! TUNA! If I gave Pudge tuna I would be an abomination! So i'm late because I had to run to the store to get some peanut butter because all we had WAS STINKING TUNA!"
"Pudge is a fish?"
"Pudge controls the weather." - Lilo, Lilo and Stitch
"DON'T CALL ME SMALL! I'LL BREAK DOWN YOUR FEET AND STICK THEM ON YOUR HEAD!!!!!" Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist- Episode 13 Fullmetal vs Flame
"Human kind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lot. This is alchemy's first law of equivalent exchange. In those days we really believed that to be the worlds one and only truth." Alphonse Elric, the opening of so many episodes of FMA I've lost track
"The doors here only open one way. They open inward" -Crona, Soul Eater
"When people are protecting something truly precious to them they can truly become... as strong as they must be!" Haku, Naruto Vol.4'
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
"Because it's my birthday, my love, and I wants it," said Sméagol.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
My copy of Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
A tiny bit of Charlie and the Chocolate factory
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Getting hot chips for lunch.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
The trivia game I'm playing on Pokémon Online.
9. What are you wearing?
10. Did you dream last night?
Statistically, yes. But I didn't remember it.
11. When did you last laugh?
Sometime today. I always laugh.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
My assorted artworks.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
I've looked in the mirror, so yes. :)
14. What do you think of this quiz?
Pretty alright I guess.
15. What is the last film you saw?
All the way through; it would have been the second Lord of the Rings movie.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I don't know, probably a heap of cosplay. Or maybe all the cosplay. And new games, and manga and anime and an awesome bed and... a lot of stuff.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I can stay up really late with ease, but I can't get my ass out of bed in the morning.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Change the world so that night was longer, and I was ACTUALLY NOCTURNAL.
19. George Bush:
20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
No children for me, unless of course they're dipped in barbecue sauce.
21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
22. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Preferred name: Bird. A nickname I recently aquired courtesy of my laugh.
Favourite colour: Variable, I don’t actually have a favourite colour.
If you could have anything right now: More time. There's simply not enough of it.
Favourite article of clothing: My Link cosplay.
Have you ever been cut…? I hate being cut. Paper cuts are the worst.
If you could change anything about your appearance: Nah, why bother?
Favourite alcoholic beverage: *screams and hides in a corner*
Favourite number: I like the number thirteen. Easy to guess why. And any two-digit number ending in seven. And 3, as well as 108.
Half empty or half full? I take things from an analytical point of view when it comes to that kind of stuff so technically it’s both!
What kind of toothpaste do you use? Whatever we have in the house…
Do you eat the apple peal? Why wouldn’t I?
Turkey or chicken? Turkey.
Morning person or evening person I am NOT a morning person, that’s for sure. But I am a night person.
Favourite thing about your appearance No idea. I like all of me!
Gummy worms? OM NOM NOM! *cackles manically*
If you could be doing anything right now… Watching anime or something. Maybe eating.
Ever been in love? No, unless you count food.
Siblings: Four. Oh yeah, four younger siblings.
On my background: SPACE!
Pickles: Brilliant. Now hand them over.
Guys in pink shirts: I don’t see what’s wrong with it.
What pajamas do you wear? Whatever I wear to bed. I don't see how it matters.
They're coming for you: Took them damn well long enough!
Saxophone or trumpet: I don’t know, they’re both incredibly awesome. Although I will say playing as a poor little flautist in front of a bunch of trumpet-players makes me not like trumpets as much as I would like to.
Chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla, I detest chocolate flavouring. But I'm not too fond of vanilla either.
Ever worn your hair up? Not anymore, it's cut too short to even put hair-bands in.
Least favourite smell: Cooking bacon. It’s awful. Or smoke, it's nasty and makes my throat sore. Rotting fruit also makes me gag.
Favourite smell: Tacos. I like tacos… Or rain, or books. Or garlic.
When it rains: I do what I always do and read, play videogames or watch movies. While enjoying the pleasant scent and sound of the rain. And if it's a storm I turn off my lights and open my window.
One word to describe yourself: I cannot describe myself in a single word, and thus you could say numerous things about me. At the moment I can settle for unstable.
One nice thing about the person who sent this: I found this on the profile of the ever brilliant author known as Do a Barrel Roll. She is awesome, her writing is so often incredibly humorous and a light read.
Where are you? Where am I? That my friend is a very good question. Are you asking about my physical self or my mind?
Boxers or briefs? Why is there a question about underwear on here anyways?
What do you think of this questionnaire? Alright, better than others I’ve seen though.
Blondes or brunettes? Why do I care?
Favourite food? Easier to list what ISN'T my favourite. And that is cake, celery, chocolate flavouring, nutella/chocolate spread and bacon/ham/pork and sausages.
Married? No, and for some reason I doubt I ever will.
Et tu, Brute? Don't speak your language, sorry bro. Ask someone else.
What does your Pen Name mean? Recently changed, and it just sounds cool and has better meaning than my old one.
Where did the Sorting Hat put you? Ravenclaw, or Slytherin. Done too many quizzes.
If you had one super-power, what would it be? Something useful with a diverse range of applications. Likely some kind of mental ability.
Which of the four temperaments are you? I don’t know.
Do you have a special talent? Other than my natural insanity? I’m pretty good at science and alright at drawing.
What age group are you most comfortable around? Generally I’m not comfortable around people unless I know them well or they are as nerdy as I.
Do you like cheese? Love cheese.
Who is your favourite Disney character? Milo Thatch. He's adorkable.
Favourite flavour of pie? Anything, unless it's bacon or something.
Which shoe goes on first? My left one.
Ever throw a shoe at someone? Probably… I don’t remember.
Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? I don’t pay attention to that. I just eat it.
How many boxes of cereal are in your cabinet? I never keep track, and it changes.
Do you cook? Not if I can help it.
Current mood? Thoughtful and calm...
What time is it? 11:06 PM
What is your name? Which one?
What do you want to do? I want to eat more nectarines.
Where do you want to live? Somewhere with very little sun.
How many kids do you want to have? None, I hate kids. They're utterly disgusting. Unless they're deep fried.
Do you want to get married? No.
Have you done drugs? No! And never ever ever will! Unless you count coffee
What do you like on your pizza? Anything and nearly everything! You know what they say, the more the merrier!
Can you cross your eyes? No, and even if I could I wouldn’t, apparently it makes your brain hurt.
Do you make your bed daily? Yeah, I can’t have it messy.
IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU
Kissed someone? No.
Sang? Not sang per se, but I have whistled a lot of songs from the Legend of Zelda.
Been hugged? Probably
Felt dumb? Lost of times. Lots of oh-so-painful times.
Missed someone? No
Danced crazy? Nope.
Gotten your hair cut? Nope.
Cried? Yeeees. I read a really sad fanfic and I just had to make it worse for myself by listening to sad and fitting music while reading it.
Been kissed? Nope.
Have you been searched by the cops? Nah.
Do you have a dog? Yes. Shenzi. I hate dogs… but Shenzi is alright I guess
The last time you've been sledding? Never
Do you consider yourself creative? Yes
Do you have friends on FF.net? I guess so.
Do you know anybody in real life from FF.net? Yeah, OurLordDisco and a few random others
Where are you? Where do you think I am?
Look up, then look back, what do you see? Curtain.
What are you listening to right now? Nothing.
Last thing you ate? A nectarine.
Last thing you thought? I don't know the answer to that!
You have a million dollars, what do you do? Probably donate some to my chruch and then get a few of the things I've been wanting for ages
What are you eating/drinking right now? Nothing, however much I may wish I were.
Who you are: That is incorrect grammar. Either way my name is of no importance.
I believe in Jesus: the Way, the Truth and the Light.
Have a nice day and enjoy my fics.
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