Time Whoadie
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Joined 12-30-02, id: 318060
Author has written 5 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Card Captor Sakura, and Escaflowne.
Howdy hey ppls! I am inspired by everyone's fanfics and decided it was time to join u *wipes fake tear away* I shall make you proud!! *holds fist in air* ah yes hear that heavenly choir sing!

Yami: *cupping ear* I Don't hear any? DO u hear any? I don't...WHY DON'T I!?!

Y/B: I hear them...

Malik: AND voices...

Y/B: like u don't?

Malik: I'm SANE thank you

Y/B: oh yea killing small animals and burning their corpses while chanting to your um..."wall god" is prefectly sane..

Malik: *looks at him oddly* it isn't?

Everyone: -.-;

Malik: *shakes Whoadie* You said it was!

Whoadie: *reading from "Learn how to become a psychopath in minutes"* Oh..sorry? It's just like 8 minute abs!

Sarah: 7 minutes and not 6 b/c u can't get ur heart pumping in 6!

Yami: yea...so um how about that weather!

blizzarding outside*

Whoadie: IT'S BEAUTIFUL!! *runs outside*

Hikaru: Isn't anyone going to stop her?

Everyone: *walks away whistling*

Hikaru:-.- yea thought so...

Well that's it for now ppls! Ja ne!


Age: Now is 16.*laughs maniacal* *holds up drving license*

Everyone: o.O;;;;;;;; *gulps*

Birthday: Sept.16! W00T!

Gender: Obviously female...

Location: La la land! Home of the flying pink elephants!

Dumbo: I see those too!

Whoadie: *fwaps* shut up you lush!

Dumbo: X.x



1. "Life isn't measured by how many breaths you take, but how many times your breath is taken away." ~Meeko
2. "To the world you may be one person, to one person you may be the world." ~who knows anymore --;
3. "Show me a hero and I'll write you a tragedy." ~F. Scott Fitzgerald
4. "Two souls intertwined, two hearts torn apart." ~Meeko
5. "Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear." ~ Mark Twain
6."Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do." ~ Dale Carneige
7."You can clutch the past so tightly to your chest that it leaves your arms too full to embrace the present." ~ Jan Glidewell
8."Fill your paper with the breathings of your heart." ~ William Wordsworth
9."God damn technology. It's not an issue of if it will screw up, it's when."
10.“All humor is somehow based on the misfortune and suffering of others.”
11."I am not afraid of death, if death be your name..." -By his highness, Lord Kevin-
12."If your death is a waste and your life is both a dream and a sin how can you ever achieve redemption?"
13. "Carpe Diem" ~ Dead poets society
14. "Observe and judge well." ~ Me
15. "I rather be hurt than lied too." ~ the love of my life

… ^_^;;; I apologize for delays, but I have been, uh… *looks around for parents* …grounded as of late! ^_^ As for when I will be back…that may not happen until my 18th birthday. -_-;;; EVIL, PURE EVIL.

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Caveat Emptor by Melodrama reviews
[AU] 1xR2xH6x9 Set in Ancient Rome, what does destiny hold for a slave, a Lady and Caesar himself?
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,167 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 10/26/2002 - Heero Y., Relena P.
Flightlessness by EvilBunny reviews
Heero's on a mission. But when he stumbles into a shattered girl's garden sanctuary, she may change everything he thought he knew. Wings aren't always a blessing, and now he must protect her not only from her past, but his own military as well.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,846 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 8/26/2001 - Relena P., Heero Y.
Cursed Blood by Oni Isis reviews
What happens when you cross a vampire and a witch? You get the butt kicking slayerbounty hunter Serena. What happens when you cross Serena and Darien? You get a Chemical Reaction.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,981 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 12/12/2005 - Published: 2/14/2004 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
Eternal Darkness by cRiMsOn ShAdOw reviews
Hitomi finds herself in an odd situation with Dilandau. How many secrets are going around? Will Van or Allen save Hitomi?
Escaflowne - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/24/2005 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Hitomi K., Dilandau A.
Because of You by lilmashimaro30 reviews
After a car accident, Sakura Kinomoto passed away. In order to reincarnate, she is given a task to change the cold hearted Li Syoaran. What happens if they fall in love? Epilogue up!
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,490 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/4/2005 - Published: 1/23/2003 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
Don't Push Me Away by Neon-Fantasy reviews
“Someone, somewhere, dreams of your smile and finds in your presence that life is worth while. So when you are lonely, remember it's true, that someone is me and I'm thinking of you.” 4xR AU //DISCONTINUED//
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 158,971 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 5/14/2003 - Quatre W., Relena P.
Every Moment Gets Better by CinderellaxVan reviews
(VH) As someone's best friend, you'd do anything to keep them happy, and always want what's best for them. What happens if that changes? What happens if you want to be selfish just once so that you would be satisfied... So they could maybe love you back?
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,392 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 3/2/2003 - Van F., Hitomi K.
Hunting Emerald's Secret by Violent Hayes reviews
In an ordinary day, Sakura stumbles into Syaoran and ends in a reckless and twisted hunt to discover a hidden secret which supposedly makes desires come true. FINISHED
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,683 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/1/2003 - Published: 12/31/2002 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
Spilling Stars by Fantasiimaker reviews
Sakura’s summer vacation is going horribly, until she runs into a boy who touches her heart like no one ever has. When school starts, he appears again-as a completely different person. Can Sakura uncover who he truly is? S+S, E+T Please R&R!!
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,250 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/24/2003 - Published: 5/24/2003
High School's Not That Bad by PrincessCool reviews
AU All the Esca-Characters are normal people on earth. Van's the new kid in school, and Hitomi's the loser outcast. Includes Dilandau, Millerna, Allen, Folken and Dryden. COMPLETE!
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,546 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/19/2003 - Published: 10/19/2002 - Van F., Hitomi K. - Complete
Scarlet Love by o4o86 reviews
/REALLY old work from highschool./ Dilandau and a girl named Deré--whoever said life was easy, or that love conquers all? A girl goes to the Vione and does not become a dragonslayer. Celena is separate from Dilandau and deeply in love with Folken.
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,779 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/23/2003 - Published: 9/24/2002 - Dilandau A.
Who Says Our Tickets Aren't Genuine! by YuNique337 reviews
The Yu-gi-oh gang are on their way to Hawaii to save the world when they arrive at the airport and are forced to stay overnight due to ticket problems! CHAPTER 10- The Yamis learn to swim! Tea turns into a player! -R&R pleez!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,426 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/21/2003 - Published: 8/11/2002
The winged angel or the fire beast by KujaWolf reviews
After the destiny war: A girl stuck in prison under Dilandau's control, with Van as a prison mate. Who does she trust? two guys fighting over one girl *tut tut* REAL CHAPTER 11 UP
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,630 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 4/10/2003 - Published: 9/9/2002 - Dilandau A.
Rose of the Desert by Darkwings of Faith reviews
In Ancient Egypt Anzu is an assasin, her mission from Bakura,was to kill Yami YuugiAtemu but she slowly falls for him. YamiAnzu Err read and reveiw?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,662 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/5/2003 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Anzu M./Tea G.
Virus Origin by FukaiMori reviews
Noah Kaiba had created a girl to be his assain. A girl that was injected with the deadliest virus. From the day of her creation to the day that she was disposed of, because a Soul in her was never meant to be there at all.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,278 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/2/2003 - Published: 11/5/2002
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Torn Apart reviews
He laughed at her pain, he pulled on the reins of the horse making it rise up on it's hind legs. He kicked it, sending the animal forward, back to the Vione. Her screams rang through the whole ride, tears were cascading down her cheeks.
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,819 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/8/2004 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Hitomi K., Dilandau A.
Eternal Snow reviews
The world is not beautiful, therefore it is." His eyes narrowed at the flying remembrance. "That's why I travel."
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,899 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/26/2004
Suffering reviews
Sakura Kinomoto, professional assassin for her elven tribe. She's known for her powerful dark magic, combat skills, and her dangerous beauty that seems to capture many eyes. One day she wakes up and finds something out of the normal in her elven tribe..
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,100 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/7/2003 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
Mysterious Strangers reviews
She was invincible, the most skilled and feared assassin/thief of all time. Till she accidentally bumps into a certain white haired tomb robber, who was the best at what he does in HIS time. Will this rivalry destroy them? Or will something else begin
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,988 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/11/2003 - Published: 6/18/2003
Pure Madness reviews
*clears throat* If you remember the Author Dark Sorceress then my fic is just the same only it takes place at a carnival. Mwuahahaha! *holds millenium rod out* read it, READ IT!!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,457 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2003 - Published: 2/28/2003