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Joined 08-20-11, id: 3181143, Profile Updated: 09-02-14
Author has written 12 stories for Fairly OddParents, Danny Phantom, Hunger Games, Total Drama series, My Little Pony, Big Time Rush, and Victorious.

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Name:Jasmine

Hair:Brown

Eyes:Brown

Age:15

Gender: lol

Sexuality: L O L

Friends: TestSubject01, Lilmonkey13

Favorite TV Shows: Fairly OddParents, Danny Phantom, Big Time Rush, Glee, Total Drama, South Park, Dude! That's My Ghost

Favorite Characters: FOP:Timmy, (OBVIOUSLY!), Tootie, Cosmo, Poof, Dad, Jorgen, Foop. (Cuz who DOESN'T love a baby with facial hair!?!?!) DP: Danny, Sam, Jazz, Ember, Penelope Spectra, Skulker, Jack. BTR: James, Kendall, Logan, Carlos, Katy, Buddah Bob, Mrs.Collins, (The last two because they're Daran Norris and Tara Strong from FOP!), Gustavo, Jo. Glee: Rachel, Kurt, Sue, Britney, Mercedes, Santana, Mr. Schuester. V:Tori, Trina, Cat, Jade, Andre, Beck, Robbie, Sikowitz. TDI/A/WT/ROTI: Cody, Noah, Izzy, Duncan, Mike, Zoey, Dawn, B, Dakota, Cameron, Brick. WG: Emo Crys, Lil' Rob, JackKnife, Flipz, Meaty.

Favorite Pairings: FOP:Timmy/Jasmine, (DUH!) Timmy/Tootie, Poof/Goldie, Cosmo/Wanda, Jorgen/Tooth Fairy. DP: Danny/Sam, PITCH FRIGGIN' PEARL!, Jazz/Tucker, Ember/Skulker, Kitty/Johnny 13. BTR: Kendall/Jo. Glee:Kurt/Blaine, Rachel/Finn, Quinn/Puck. V:Tandre, Cabbie, Bade. TD: NoCo!!!!! (Noah/Cody), DunNo (Duncan/Noah), DunCo (Duncan/Cody), Zoke (Mike/Zoe), Sorta Coke (Cody/Mike), Dott (Scott/Dawn), Jameron (Jo/Cameron), Jock (Brick/Jo). WG: Lil' Rob/Flipz.

Goals In Life: Become a Writer or a Voice Actress...OR BOTH!!!!, Meet Tara Strong and Butch Hartman...Can't really think of anything else at the moment...

Favorite Singers: Victoria Justice, Lea Michelle, Jasmine Sagginario, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Mitcell Musso, Nicki Minaj, Ke$ha, Miranda Cosgrove, Carly Rae Jepsen, Max Schnieder. Britt Nicole.

Favorite Bands: Relient K, Big Time Rush, SKILLET, Rocket to the moon, Every Avenue, NeverShoutNever, The Ready Set, Evanesance, ...The Drama Brothers... :3.

Favorite books: The Hunger Games series,The Twilight series, Tithe...and some mo'...

Faveorite words: Chestnut, Jacuzzi, ...Death...

Story Ideas:

Big Time Nicktoons: Sort of a crossover between Big Time Rush, Fairly OddParents, and Danny Phantom. It'll be kinda like the show, but a different cast.

DP and FOP on FB:...What the title says...

All I Want For Christmas Is You: Song fic. Timmy has left to Toronto to go visit his grandmother for Christmas, But Jasmine wanted to spend it with him...

I Thought I Lost You: Timmy's gone missing and Jasmine has become very depressed...

(Sorry the explanations are so short, but I'm trying to come up with the rest since they're just ideas so far...)

WARNING: I SUCK AT TITLES, BEGINNINGS, AND ENDINGS.(At least I think I do.) Just had to get that out there.

If anyone wants to see the Facebooks I made for Noah and Cody, >>>https://www.facebook.com/#!/noah.amladi?fref=ts

If you guys want to make Facebooks for the others, (Ex: Gwen, Duncan, etc.) Feel free to! Just friend request Noah and Cody while you're at it!

Now I shall tell you about my OC's!


Azelea Rivers

Hair: Blonde

Eyes: Left eye is blue, Right eye is brown

Siblings: Adam Rivers (twin brother)

Has: A...brother..., an obsession over Danny, a golden necklace shaped like a heart with a star in the middle from birth

Personality: HYPER AND RANDOM!!!!

Species: Part ghost (father's side), part fairy (mother's side), and part human (both parents are half human as well)

Clothes: Human/Fairy form: Her hair is down to her mid-back in curls, white tank top, blue skinny jeans, and beige sandals. Ghost form: The top is like Dani's, but where there is black, there's purple and where there's white, there's pink. The bottom is pink leggings and a purple mini-skirt and pink boots. Her hair is red.

Powers: Has a fairy wand and all the powers of a fairy. Has most of the powers of a ghost so far, but also has fire powers. Can shoot fire blasts and things of that nature.


Adam Rivers

Hair: Blonde

Eyes: Left eye is brown, Right eye is blue

Siblings: Azelea Rivers (twin sister)

Has: A NUTCASE SISTER!, a golden necklace shaped like a star with a heart in the middle from birth

Personality: Laid-back, shy

Species: Part ghost (father's side), part fairy (both parents), and part human (both parents are half human as well)

Clothes: Human/Fairy form: His hair is spiked up, he has a green T-shirt, baggy khaki pants, and black and white converse. Ghost form: His suit is like Danny's, but where there is black, there's blue and where there's white, there's red. His hair is red.

Powers: Has a fairy wand and all the powers of a fairy. Has most of the powers of a ghost so far, but also has water powers. Can shoot water blasts and things of that nature.


Jasmine Reyes

Hair: Brown

Eyes: Brown

Siblings: Marina Reyes (In certain fics.), Cody Anderson (In certain fics.)

Has/is: Timmy Turner's girlfriend, a Fairy Godparent (Blonda)

Personality: Laid-back and shy, but can be hyper and random at times!

Species: Human

Clothes: Has a light pink shirt that shows her belly, light blue skinny jeans, pink platform sandals with blue straps, and a light pink headband.


Bold are the ones that apply to me.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I am slightly shy, so I MUST be a wimp.
I am respectful to teachers and adults, so I MUST be a suck-up.
I have a short temper, so I MUST get angry over EVERYTHING

I have autism, so I MUST be fun to annoy.
I am blonde so I MUST be stupid.
I'm in the school's no hate club, so I MUST be gay. (If there WAS one, I'd be in it.)

I'm SMART so I MUST be wimpy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST be gay, too.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist idiot.
I wear EYELINER, so I MUST be some emo/gothic freak.

I am GOTH so I MUST hate everyone.

I'm Bisexual, so I MUST be confused.

COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HATE STEROTYPES. Feel free to add on sterotypes that apply to you that you hate. Note: This was composed of multiple people. These stereotypes do not all apply to everyone. It's just for those who hate stereotyping.

kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted

"Try Not To Cry"- Seriously, if your eyes don't at least get a little misty when you read this you have a problem.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

So, Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry and remember how blessed they truly are,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry"

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...

"Fanfiction is to me what facebook is to others"

Her name was Auroura

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend

was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly cries

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking,

"Please God, why is

My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

And the poor child was beaten

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrusted the blade

Right in her chest,

"You deserve to die

You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

Then quickly barged in

Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the little girl

Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

I want child abuse to stop! and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile

Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your profile:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands? Ernest Gaines

There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex; they should draw the line at goats. Elton John

Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?" John Stewart

DO NOT READ THIS NEXT LITTLE PART OR YOU WILL REGRET IT DEARLY!!(ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE NO TRUE PROFILE):0


This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground while she was still alive. The murder chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your celling. She will suffocate like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

(hehehehehe...)

Can' t say I didn't warn you...

17 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!", or "I choose YOU, PIKACHU!!"

16. Have a friend push you down the aisle in a shopping cart as you yell "THE REDNECKS ARE COMING! THE REDNECKS ARE COMING!"

17. Shout at the top of your lungs "WALDEMORT IS TAKING OVER!" and count how many people turn to look at you.

If you are obsessed with DANNY PHANTOM, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends don't really like DANNY PHANTOM, but you don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

DO NOT READ THIS NEXT LITTLE PART OR YOU WILL REGRET IT DIRELY!! (Especially if you have no true profile!) :O

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Hehehehe...

(Can't say I didn't warn ya...)

I have a bloody mind. If you also have a bloody/gory/murderous mind, paste this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven.

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Too late! You lose!)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought... what?...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't that save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(...thanks for the warning?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
("WHAT" spits nuts out and looks at them weird "no wonder they didnt taste like pinapples)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(aww, but i was going to throw them at people)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.(while running of a cliff "WAIT! WHAT?!)

On a box of Legos: "Some assembly required." (...What?)

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped/sat in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else (Who hasn't?)
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it.
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it (Acually, when I say it, I get mad at my self cuz I hate it when people say it)
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

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Long live Danny Phantom! Revive the series Nickelodeon, FOR THE GOOD OF THE PEOPLE!

Quotes for life

Flying is easy, just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

A wise man once said, "Go ask a woman."

Escelatorslinky= endless fun

When my mother wakes up in the morning, her feet touch the ground and the devil goes "HOLY CRAP! SHE'S UP!"

Whatever does not kill me better run for it's Godforsaken life.

The dinosaurs didn't die from a meteor, Barney came along and they all commited suicide.

When asked why you are drinking in the early hours of the morning, reply "I wise man once said it's five'o'clock somehwere"

Music is like candy, throw away the rappers.

Invade the Wonka Factory and become a Sith Chocolateer today!

When in doubt, push random buttons!

If once you do not succeed, quit and go see what's on TV.

If quitters never win and winners never quit, what a-hole came up with 'Quit while you're ahead'?

If Spongebob is such a big success, then why does he still work as a frycook? And why were his first words "May I take your order?"

42 is the answer to life, to the universe, to everything.

A sane mind is a boring one.

PMS: Possible Murder Suspect.

There are three different kinds of people, those who can count and those who can't.

If you actually tried to give yourself ghost powers, smack yourself for being stupid! Oh, and copy and paste this into your profile.

LONG LIVE DANNY PHANTOM.

LOST BUT NEVER FORGOTTEN.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak, either behind my back, or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud of who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing things no one seems to have the time to do anymore, who loves and is obsessed with Danny Phantom/Fairly OddParents/The Hunger Games/ something new every few minutes, who can express herself better without words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV, iStartRiots, CourtneyXDuncanForver, musicaltheatergirl-dxc4eva, SamanthaFenton, Linzerj, I'mdancinonthefloorforacartoonSkellingtonfan1-,NoCoLover,

If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.

If you sold yourself to the Dark Side a LONG time ago, copy and paste this into your profile. Also if the benefits from the Dark Side rock epic-ly.

All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional charaters. Copy if true

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

"I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you didn't even know sexy was gone

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God- forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL ANYWAYS:

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Masturbate.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

34. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

42. Dress like the professor.

43. Cross-Dress.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras

46. Every five minutes, yell "WHOOP!" When asked, pretend you have no idea what they are talking about.

47: Insist that imaginary creatures (make up your own) are coming to take you away and you need to skip the test.

48: Sing songs (Llama song, Ultimate Showdown, Danny Phantom theme, Badger Badger Badger song...) and ignore pleas for you to stop.

If you've ever wanted to go into the TV and make Timmy and Tootie kiss (or any other couple you adore but are too dense) Copy and paste into your profile and replace it with your favorite dense couple.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, copy this into your profile.

If you didn't like the way Phantom Planet ended, copy this into your profile.

If you completely hate Nick for ending production on Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

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I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile

If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile.

I don't understand some of the things people put on the copy and paste things, if you don't too copy this to your profile.

If you think that Duncan and Courtney is/are as dense as Danny and Sam, copy this to your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this,because the in the Bible it says if you deny me,I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Super iPod Life Challenge!

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing. The questions are: Opening Credits, Waking Up, First Day of School, Falling in Love, Fight Song, Breaking Up, Prom, Life is just...OK, Mental Breakdown, Driving, Flashback, Getting Back Together, Birth of Child, Wedding, Final Battle, Death Scene, Funeral Song, End Credits.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..
As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile!

...haven't done that yet, just getting ready and junk since this my mom's computer...and stuff...

I'm not a fan of the do this and he'll do this things, but I thought it was cute!

What a Boyfriend Should Do

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her-
because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking, Sweet??"

If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will :

Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

The Shuffle iPod Challenge thingy

1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle, (or in my case, E-Reader)

2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS (Oh boy..._

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Maroon 5: Never Gonna Leave This Bed (...)

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

LMFAO: Party Rock Anthem (True, true...I am very crazy and what-not)

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Big Time Rush: Worldwide (Creepy, I actually think about BTR A LOT!)

4. WHAT IS 2 2?

Fairly OddParents: Adults Ruin Everything (True, knowing that adults ruin everything is as easy as 2 2!)

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Fairly OddParents: Where Is The Fun? (Weird, since my friend is TOTALLY fun and has only seen 1 episode of FOP...)

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Miranda Cosgrove: Kissin' U (...exactly...)

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Fairly OddParents: Gimme The Wand (Well, I DO kinda wanna be a fairy...I guess...)

8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Willow Smith: Whip My Hair (...Yes, E-Reader, I DO wanna be a small child with Will Smith as my dad and to whip my hair for no apparent reason!)

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Mitchel Musso: 3 R's (Okay, 1: I don't know HOW THE HECK THAT GOT ON THERE!, and 2: Yes, I do think that my crush should learn to reduce, reuse and recycle!!!!)

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

MAD Glee spoof thing, (Well, my parents DO think I'm mad!!!!)

11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Danny Phantom: Remember (OH YEAH!!!!)

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Fairly OddParents: Ten And In Charge (Okay then?)

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBIE/INTREST?

Lady Gaga: Edge Of Glory (Ummm...)

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Selena Gomez: Cruella De Vil (Oh, yes! It's true!)

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Alvin and The Chipmunks: Witch Doctor (...uh...)

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Ke$ha: Blow (Cirkut Remix) (OH NO! IMMA BLOW UP!!!!)

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Katy Perry: Electric Feel (Cover) (Imma get shocked to death by an eel?)

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Big Time Rush: Blow Your Speakers (I'll regret listening to BTR?)

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Danny Phantom Theme (HAHAHAHAHA! DANNY PUNCHES THE GHOST IN THE FACE AT THE END!)

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

3OH!3: Touchin' On My (O.O)

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Hannah Montana: Ordinary Girl (HANNAH MONTANA! I LOVE YOU!!!!)

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Fairly OddParents: If I Lived In T.V. (...yea...)

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Jade West and Cat Valentine: Give It Up (I AM NOT A LESBO!!!!)

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Weird Al Yankovic: White And Nerdy (Sure!)

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Chip Skylark: My Shiny Teeth And Me (No no no, mah teeth are fine! It's mah back dat hurts!)

26. IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?

Fairly Oddparents: What Girls Love (NO I'M NOT OKAY!!!! NOW GO BUY ME SOMETHING!!!!)

27. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?

Kickin' It Theme (Well, I do like to kick stuff!)

28. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

Jennette McCurdy: Homeless Heart (Cover) (Yes, Hobos Are VERY SMEXY!!!!)

29. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

Avril Lavigne: What The Hell (True, I care about nothing today...)

30.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

Natasha Beningfield: Freckles (Yes, my life purpose is to have freckles! *looks in mirror and gasps* MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!!!!)

When Victoria Justice Freaked the freak out that caused

Cat Valentine and Jade West to give it up,

That caused Bruno Mars to throw a granade,

Fortunately, Taylor Swift rode away on a white horse,

That made Rihanna the only girl in the world, along with Beyonce,

Beyonnce telephoned Lady Gaga and heard

that she was in a bad romance

Man, I dropped my bag of doritos -.-

Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.Then the worms came….Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this on your profile. Did you know that 96% of people even if they say they are Christians will not stand up for him. So if your one of the people that is in the 4% group put this on your profile. If you deny it you are denying Jesus Christ yourself. In the bible it says that if you deny him he will deny you right in front off his father. So put this on your file if you ever want to walk through the gates to heaven. Please do this. :D :D :D :D

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me again, I’m beginning to see a pattern here.

I hate it when websites ask "Are you human?" Ummm, hello? Im obviously a unicorn.

"Would You Like a Table?” … “No not at all, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground. Carpet for 5 please.”

Please copy and paste this in your profile if you know someone, or have heard of someone who knows someone that may know someone who knows anyone. If you don't know anyone, or if you've heard of anyone who doesn't know anyone that doesn't know someone, then still copy this. It's important to spread the message. :) Oh, and the smily faces. Dont forget the smiley faces. :)

I am me and only me because that is who I am. Agree? Add the name to the list. World's Love Song, Timmylover,

I ordered a self-help tape called "How to handle disappointment" when the package came, the box was empty.

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PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes. Very quietly, I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

95 percent of girls would scream and cry if Justin Bieber jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing him off, add this to your profile!

If you think the kids should lay off of Lucky and let him have his Lucky Charms in peace, copy and past this onto your profile

Pirates are cool. The color blue reminds me of chocolate and Edward Cullen. if two gooses are geese, would two mooses be meese? and if two foots are feet, wouldn't it be two feetball? THE EVIL CHICKEN IN MY CLOSET WANTS MY BUTTER!!!! AHAHAHAHA!! LUKE I AM YOUR FATHA!! i hate lacrosse. don't ask why. i want some toast. DO THE BARTMAN! SHOOBUS MY WOOBUS and SHOOP DA WOOP, baby! SUPER KITTY, AWAY!! SMOOSH DAT. If you are random, copy and paste this, then add something random of your own.

You Know You're A Fairly Odd Parents Fan If. . .

You constantly daydream about the show, creating new episode ideas in your head, and sooner or later posting them on FanFic.

You can answer any question somebody asks you about the show. (ex: How many years Cosmo and Wanda have been married.)

You and your teacher have an argument on why Fairly Odd Parents doesn't make sense. (Idiotic teacher, you don't make sense. Fairly Odd Parents makes more sense than math class does.)

If you and your friend have a thumb war over who's cuter, Poof or Edward Cullen, and you've beaten them and said: "Hah, beat that, Cullen kid."

If you want Vicky to be your babysitter, just so you can have Cosmo, Wanda and Poof as your godparents.

If you've looked up Fairy World on MapQuest and GoogleEarth and find nothing, but still continue to look everyday to see if anything has changed.

If you have every Fairly Odd Parents song on your MP3, and also have them memorized.

If you've memorized all the Fairly Odd dialogue from every single episode, oh yeah cartoon shorts, and movies.

If your favorite character on the show is a villain.

If you constantly say quotes from Fairly Odd Parents in real life (Ex: "Corndog what?" or "What could possibly go wrong?" or "Good times. Gooooooooood times.").

People say Fairly Odd Parents is weird and you agree with them because that's what makes the show special and unique.

If you think you've seen pink, green, and purple objects together wherever you go.

If you dream of a spazzing Crocker after watching a bazillion of your recorded FOP episodes in one night. (Linzerj)

If you want Timmy to be a fairy. (Poof Rocks)

If you are a Fairly Odd Parents Fan, whether or not you've done any of this stuff, copy and paste this to your profile and add something of your own

If you are a Fairly Odd Parents Fan, add your name to this list: Radar180, Linzerj, Poof Rocks, NoCoLover,

(You Know You're A Fairly Odd Parents Fan If... was originally made by Radar180)

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line. Then you'll get the joke.

Alternate Names:

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):Jasizzle (Eh...)

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):Black Dog (Cool-ish)

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):Chanel Battle (I like!)

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):Reyjaago (It sounds like I'm from like Bakugan or something...)

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Black Soda (...)

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):Aycasay (?)

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Joy (I love my mom's middle name!)

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Pee-Wee (YES, I HAVE A CHIHUAHUA NAMED PEE-WEE!...and mah goth name sounds so stupid!)

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Orange Tornado (I like this one too!)

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): Black Eye-Patch (...meh)

Things I am not to do at Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

14) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

15) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

16) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

17) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

18) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

19) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

20) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

21) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

22) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

23) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

24) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

25) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

26) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

27) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

28) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

29) will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

30) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

31) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

32) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

33) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

34) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

35) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

36) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

37) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

38) I will not attack my fellow classmates

39) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area

40) I will not tell everyone that Remus has a diseased bunny and to ask him about his 'fluffy little problem'


If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

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NoCoLover/Jasmine

Write Down Twelve Random Characters!

1.Timmy Turner

2.Jasmine Reyes

3.Danny Fenton

4.Azelea Rivers

5.Tootie DeLisle

6.Paulina Sanchez

7.Adam Rivers

8.Jazz Fenton

9.Trixie Tang

10.Ember McLain

11.Dash Baxter

12. Skulker

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Dash and Paulina? No, I don't like either character that much, so...

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Azelea? Ummmm...eh.

3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?

Sam and Jazz? GROSS!!!!

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Well, I think I remember reading one where she and Timmy are dating (BARF!) and she gets all fat and shiznit!

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Me and PAULINA!?!?!?!?! VOMIT!!!!

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

Is neither a choice?

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?

Jasmine: Should we do this?

Jazz: I guess...

Adam: WHAT THE H*LL ARE YOU TWO DOING?

Jazz: Ummm...we heard the Katy Perry song...

Jasmine: CURSE YOU, KATY PERRY!!!!

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten/twelve fanfic.

Uhhh...Ember falls in love with Danny, but when Sam finds out, she goes up to Ember and re-kills her with her own guitar! THE END!

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

Timmy and Jazz? EW!

10) Suggest a title for a five and four hurt/comfort fic?

Tootie and Azelea? Uhhhhhhhh...I got nothin...

11) What might five scream at a great moment of passion?

TIMMY, I LOVE YOU!!!!

12) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Timmy, Paulina, and Sam? Hmmmm...how about, WARNING:GOTH AND PREP GET INTO A CATFIGHT AND GOTH BEATS PREP WITH BOY WITH BEAVER TEETH!

13) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

Ember on ME? How about NONE!

14) What's a song that would describe number five's feelings towards number six?

Tootie on Paulina!?!?!?! Let's just skip that one!

15) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with one!

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! *hugs Timmy*

Timmy: I'm scared.

Write Down Ten Random Characters!

1.Timmy Turner

2.Jasmine Reyes

3.Danny Fenton

4.Azelea Rivers

5.Tootie DeLisle

6.Paulina Sanchez

7.Adam Rivers

8.Jazz Fenton

9.Trixie Tang

10.Ember McLain

Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?

Azelea: I'm SO glad you guys could make it! Especially you, Danny...

Danny: ...

Jazz: Don't worry little brother, I GOT THIS! *Smacks Azelea in the face, Tucker ramdomly pops up*

Tucker: CAT FIGHT!!!!

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?

Me: So,Timmy, after I'm done un-packing...ya know what I wanna do upstairs?

Timmy: Oh yeah...

Both: PRANK CALLS!!!!!!!!

Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?

Ember: AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! ADAM, TIMMY'S GONNA KILL. YOU!

Adam: Crap.

Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous.What happens?

Danny: KISS ME!

Paulina: EW!

Jazz: I'LL SAVE YOU LITTLE BROTHER!!!!!!! *Kills Paulina*

Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten or seven?

Azelea: RAWR!

Me: WHAT THE H*LL?!?!?!?!

Jasmine: STAY AWAY FROM ME!

Both:O.o

One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?

There's food everywhere*

Timmy: ...And that's how make pancakes...*Holds up peace sign on both hands*...GOODNIGHT!

Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?

Jazz: ...why am I doing this?

Danny: IT WAS EITHER YOU, A STALKER, OR SOME GIRL I DON'T KNOW! WE'LL GET A DIVORCE LATER!!!!!

Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?

Adam: BRING ME SUM FEEEEEWWWD!!!!

Tootie: Nah, she's dating Timmy and with her outta the way, I could have him! So, you can keep her!

Adam: BUT I'M HUUUUUUUUNGRY!

Jasmine: LET ME GO, YOU B*STARD!

Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?

Danny: *shoots everyone with ecto-beams* GET AWAY! *everyone leaves*

Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for One. How does One react?

Timmy: WHEN THE H*LL DID THIS HAPPEN!?!!?!?

Adam: Oh God...

Why is Six afraid of Seven?

Paulina: YOU ATE JAZZ!?!?

Adam: No...

Nine arrives late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late?

Trixie: Sorry I was l- WHAT THE H*LL!?!?!!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE DATING TOMMY!

Timmy: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!!!!!!!

Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Me: WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT MY HOUSE!?!??!!

Tootie: Hey, ya got aneh korn??? *Passes out*

Trixie: Aw naw, TOOOOOOTIEEEEE- *Passes out*

Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?

Trixie: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Jasmine: JAZZ!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *Kills Trixie with baseball bat she randomly pulled out*

Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?

Paulina: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *Runs away*

Timmy: YOU B*TCH!

Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?

Jazz: Go fly to the grocery store!

Danny: ...KAY! *Flys off*

Two is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does Five do?

Tootie: *Pulls plug* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! NOW TIMMY SHALL BE MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!

The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?

Adam: Sooooo...

Jasmine: Stay. Away. From me. *Runs to Timmy*

Write Down Ten Random Characters!

1.Timmy Turner

2.Jasmine Reyes

3.Danny Fenton

4.Azelea Rivers

5.Tootie DeLisle

6.Paulina Sanchez

7.Adam Rivers

8.Jazz Fenton

9.Trixie Tang

10.Ember McLain

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Me: Why are you here?

Timmy: I wanted to tell you somethin'

Me: What?

Timmy: ...hi!

Me: WHAT DA FUDGE!?!?!? *Whacks him with random bat*

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Me: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Danny: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Timmy: *pops out of nowhere* GET THE H*LL OUT OF HERE!!!!

Me: BOTH OF YOU GET OUT OF HERE!!!!

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Tootie: *Serves dinner*

Me: ...What did you put in this?

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Azelea: *Snores and drools*

Me: *pulls out camera*

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Me: Jazz, I'm SO sorry I had that chainsaw out near you!

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Adam: Jasmine, I am your father!

Me: O.o *Passes out*

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Me: AW NAW! THAT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN WHILE I'M HERE, GURL! *Whacks Trixie with bat*

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Me: EMBER, SPEAK TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Ember: NO, GO AWAY!!!!!

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Timmy: *Kills the killers with heat vision*

Me: YAY!!!!!!!!!

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Me: ME, HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Me: I can't! I'M HURT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Danny: *Hands me gift*

Me: *Opens it* O.M.G. YOU GOT ME THE HUNGER GAMES SERIES AND THE MOVIE ON DVD?...AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!*Hugs*

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Azelea: *Uses fairy powers to put out the fire*

Me: YAY!!!!

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Tootie: *Dies laughing*

Me: I'm never singing again...

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

Timmy: WHAT THE H*LL!?!!?!?

Ember: Don't worry, we'll get divorced soon after!

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Adam: Don't worry, the cops will NEVER FIND HIS CORPSE!!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!!!

Me: YAY!

You can't stop laughing. What will 1 do?

Timmy: *Kisses me*

Me: ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Me: *Rambles on about how I LOVE Timmy*

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

Danny: Mom, meet Jasmine!

Me: HI!

Mrs. Fenton: Hello, Jasmine. You know, Danny's sis-

Me: I LIKE THE COLOR OF YER SUIT-A-MA-JIGGER!!!!!

Mrs. Fenton: ...Okay?

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Me: Don't worry, I think Adam likes you!

Adam: Uhhh...no I-

Me: YES YOU DO!!!!

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?

Me: Spam, spam, sp- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Me: *Takes out bat* EMBER!!!! IMMA KEEL YEW!!!!! AAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!! *Kills Ember with bat*

Would 2 trust 5?

Jasmine: Uhhh...lemme thi-NO!

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Azelea: *Pokes Ember*

Ember: DON'T TOUCH ME!!!! *Blasts Azelea with ghost ray*

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Tootie: How about chemistry?

Timmy: How about NO!!!!

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Danny: How about lasanga?

Paulina: EW! I'M NOT EATING ANYTHING YOU MAKE!

Danny: *Sighs*

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Adam: IMMA HELP DANNY AND AZELEA FIGHT GHOUSTZ!!!!

Trixie: IMMA BE A MODEL!!!!

Adam: NO! IMMA MAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Me: JAZZ! CHOP ALL HER HAIR OFF!!!!

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Trixie: *Shows Paulina picture*

Paulina: *Points at picture* HEY, LOOK! IT'S DASH!!!!

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Ember: Uhhhh...no, I won't come over to your mansion...

Trixie: *Drunk* But whyyyyyyy?!

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Ember: TURNER, IMMA KEEL YOU!!!!

Timmy: AAAAHHHHH!!!! I'M SOOOOOORRRRRRYYYYY!!!!

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Trixie: Spam, spam, sp-AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! WHAT IS SHE DOING!?!?!?

8 had quite a big secret?

Jazz:...I STILL PLAY WITH STUFFED ANIMALS!!!!

Me: No. Duh.

What would 1 think of 2?

Timmy: Well, she's my girlfriend...that should explain enough...

Jasmine: LOVE YEW TOO!!!! *Glomps Timmy*

How would 3 greet 4?

Danny: Uhhh...hey Azelea...

Azelea: HIIIIII!!!! *Tackles Danny*

Sam: *Pops out from nowhere with golf club* AAWWW NAAAWW! *Hits Azelea with golf club*

What would 4 envy about 5?

Azelea: Ummm...you have...purple...glasses?

Tootie: *Sighs*

What dream would 5 have about 2?

Tootie: *Dreams that Jasmine dies and she gets Timmy*

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Adam: ...nothing. Absoulutley NOTHING.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Ember: NO! NOT MY GUITAR!!!!

Timmy: *About to smash guitar* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

How do you feel right now?

Ummm...smooth?

Write Down Ten Total Drama Characters!

1. Cody

2. Noah

3. Sierra

4. Mike

5. Izzy

6. Bridgette

7. Me!

8. Heather

9. Zoey

10. Owen

Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?

Mike: ...Why did I invite you guys again?

Heather: Just shut up and gimme some food.

Sierra: WHERE'S CODY?!?!

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?

Me: HEY CODY! *Smiles crazily*

Cody: Uhhh...how long are you staying?

Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?

Owen: GREAT ALEXANDER THE GREAT, NOAH! WHAT ABOUT CODY?!?!

Noah: ...you never saw this.

Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous.What happens?

Heather: GET OFFA MY BRIDGEY-KINS! GO BACK TO RAPING CODY!!!!

Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten or seven?

Me: WTF, MIKE?

Me: YEA! WTF, MIKE?

Mike: ...didn't this happen before with someone else?

Both Me's: Yep.

One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?

Cody: ...And now we and 45 cups of melted chocolate...wait, we're all out! HEY! SOMEONE BRING OUT 30 MORE GALLONS OF CHOCOLATE, PLEASE!

Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?

Sierra: WHY CAN'T YOU BE CODY!?!?!?

Mike: SHUT. UP. ABOUT. CODY. ALREADY!!!! I'M GETTING A DIVORCE AFTER THIS!

Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?

Me: GIMME CODY.

Noah: PLEASE. HURRY. *Face turns blue*

Izzy: ...'KAY.

Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?

No. Sierra dies.

Everyone (Especially Cody): YAY!

Everyone is invited to One and Two's wedding except for Three. How does Three react?

Sierra: *Bursts through the door* NOAH! STAY AWAY FROM MY CODY-KINS!

Cody: STAY AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND!!!!

Me: GET OUTTA HERE, YOU BITCH! DON'T RUIN THE AWESOME GAY NOCO MOMENT! *Shoots Sierra*

Why is Six afraid of Seven?

Me: *Holds a buzz saw up to her surfboard*

Bridgette: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Nine arrives late for One and Two's wedding. What happens and why were they late?

Zoey: Sorry I'm late, I was making sure Scott never heals. What'd I miss?

Me: SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN! THEY'RE ABOUT TO KISS!

Four and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Mike: I looooooooove you!

Zoey: NOOOOO! I loooooooooove you!

Both: *Collapse in a heap on the floor*

Me: *Stares at them with confused look on face*

Eight murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?

Noah: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! *Looks at Heather* YOU BITCH! *Throws GIGANTIC book at her*

Heather: *Dies*

Three and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?

Sierra: *picks up Cody and throws him like in the Yukon* SAVE YOURSELF! *Gets killed by...whatever it is that is trying to kill them*

Cody: *Fist pumps* YES!

Seven and Ten go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?

Me: You can fish, right?

Owen: Yep!

Me: 'Kay then. You go do that.

Five is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does Ten do?

Owen: *sings "Oh, My Izzy"...or something*

The quiz is over. By the way, how did One and Two end up?

Cody: Awesome! *Snuggles with Noah*

List ten random characters!

1. Cody

2. Noah

3. Sierra

4. Mike

5. Izzy

6. Alejandro

7. Me!

8. Heather

9. Zoey

10. Owen

Then ask the following questions

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Me: ...what are you doing here at 3 in the morning Cody? ...Not that I mind...

Cody: No reason...wait, WHAT?

Me: Nothing.

Number 4 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Mike: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Both: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Me: *Is served food* ...What is this?

Izzy: Izzy's own recipe: explosive burrito!

Me: ...what makes it explosive?

Izzy: Dynamite! DERR!

Me: ...Dear God.

Number 3 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Me: *steals all of Sierra's Cody stuff* Heh.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Me: I'M YOUR MOTHER.

Me: ...Oh God.

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Heather: You just had to try and cut my hair off again, didn't you?

Me: Yep.

Number 6 made fun of your friends?

Me: YOU HURT MY FRIENDS! NOW YOU MUST DIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Number 1 ignored you all the time?

Me: COOOODYYYY!!!!! WHY WON'T YOU TALK TO MEEEEEEEE?????

Cody: 'CUZ YOU'RE CRAZY LIEK SIERRA!!!!

Me: AT LEAST I DON'T SNIFF YOUR SHOES!!!!! ...As far as you know...

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What 5 will do?

Izzy: *Goes ape on the killers*

Me: YAY!

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Noah: *Sighs* Great. Now I gotta carry you to the hospital.

Me: Why can't you call an amberlamps?

Noah: Because you used up all my battery trying to see what my messages from Cody said!

Me: THEY WERE SOOOOOOO CUTE, THOUGH!

It's your birthday. What does 1 get you?

Cody: *Hands me present*

Me: *Tears it open* A NEW LAPTOP!?!? HOW'D YOU KNOW?

Cody: YOU WOULDN'T SHUT UP ABOUT WANTING ONE FOR A WEEK!

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Mike: *Turns into Svetlana* SVETLANA SHALL GET US OUT OF DIS! *Grabs me and jumps out a window*

Me: YAY! *Kisses Mike's cheek*

Mike: *Still Svetlana* Ummmm...Svetlana does not like you in dat vay...

Me: ...

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will do?

Heather: *Laughs her ass off*

Me: SHUT UP! I never liked ballet anyway...

You're about to marry number 2. What's 1's reaction:

Cody: NOAH! I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!!!

Noah: I'M SORRY! SHE'S FORCING ME!!!

Me: DAMN RIGHT I AM.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Me: ...You wanna watch Noah and Cody make out?

Me: ...YOU KNOW ME SO WELL!

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Zoey: ...Ummmm...go Jasmine?

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Owen: *farts*

Me: HAHAHAHAhahaha... *Dies from Owen's gas*

Owen: ...Crap.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Me: Well, He's such a cute lil' dork, with his gap in his teeth and personality and such...but, although I would love to be with him, I think Noah should have him.

Noah: YAY!

You're dating 4 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?

Mike: Jasmine, I want you to meet my mom.

Me: *Throws up pointer finger and pinky* 'Sup woman.

Mrs. Mike's mom: Get out.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Me: EW! NO!

Alejandro: Nunca en un millón de años que he besar esa psico!

Izzy: sí.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Me: Where in the hell have you been.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Me: Why are you staring? We have the same haircut!

Me: I know...but...that means we look weird...

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Me: It's okay. You have Ale-ass hole!

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?

Me: Spam, spam, spam, spa-WHAT THE HELL?

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Me: *Sees Owen and Cody* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THOUGHT NOCO WAS FOREVER!!!!!!!

Noah: *Kills Owen*

Would 2 trust 5?

Noah: Never in a million years.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Mike: *Pokes Owen*

Owen: *Farts*

Mike: *Dies*

2 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Noah: I call romance 101.

Cody: Same! *Makes out with Noah*

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Alejandro: Oh Dios mío, Sierra, we are not making Cody-cakes!

Sierra: YES WE ARE!

Alejandro: Perra.

1 and 2 apply for a job. What job?

Both: COMPUTER TECHNICIAN!

5 gives 8 a haircut. Is that okay?

(I watch while Izzy hacks off Heather’s hair)

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Zoey: *Holds up sketch*

Alejandro: HEATHER?

Zoey: Yep. *Smiles*

1 and 2 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Cody: Okay, we're doing this where?

Noah: My house. 7 pm.

1 accidentally kicked 8?

Cody: Sorry!

Heather: Sorry won’t fix it! You're dead, Dork-wad!

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Zoey: Spam, spam, spam, spa-MY EYES! IT’S SO DIRTY!

5 and 2 did a workout together?

(Izzy runs past Noah for fifteenth time that day)

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Alejandro: ...Meh.

7 won the lottery?

Me: YAAAAAAYYYY!!!! NOW I CAN BUY MORE CAMERAS FOR MORE NOCO!!!!!!!

8 had quite a big secret?

Heather:...I LOVE ALEJANDRO!

Me: It was obvious, everybody knows.

Heather: CRAP!

9 became a singer?

Zoey: *jams awesomely on guitar*

10 got a daughter?

Little girl: *Farts*

Owen: ATTA GIRL!

What would 1 think of 2?

Cody: Lemme sum him up in one word: Sexy.

Noah: YEA I AM. *Makes out with Cody*

How would 7 greet 4?

Me: 'SUP.

Mike: 'SUP.

What would 4 envy about 6?

Mike: EVERYONE THINKS YOU'RE PERFECT!

Alejandro: That's because I am, señor.

Me: *Cough* noyou'renot. *Cough*

What dream would 8 have about 6?

Heather: *Dreams that she marries Al*

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Me:...We're both...spanish...?

What would make 2 angry at 3?

Noah: QUIT TRYING TO RAPE MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Zoey: Don't tell Mike, but, for a couple episodes, I trusted Scott more than him.

Owen: He already knows.

Zoey: CRAP.

What would make 1 scared of 3?

Sierra: *Creepily* Come here Cody...

Cody: Dear God.

How do you feel right now?

...Bored.

copyed and pasted this copy and paste line copy and paste this in your profile

When all else fails, read the directions.

Someone told me that it was illegal to kill someone just because they pissed you off...crap...

I'm not a tomboy, I'm just better than you.

I am who I am and I be who I be, you can kiss my ass if you don't like what you see.

I rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something I'm not.

Party hard, rock and roll. We're the class you can't control

I'm not clumsy, I just think faster than I move.

I'm not random, I just think quicker than you. Jealous?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Does the noise in my head bother you?

When it rains at my party, we dance in the rain.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Being mature is overrated.

I'm the kind of kid who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was cooties?
when mom was your hero and Dad was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and race issues were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?I know what happened to that last one. . .but what about everything else?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL.

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART.

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG.

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY.

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH.

Calling me FAT won't make you PERFECT.

Calling me UNCOOL won't make you COOL.

So why bother?

So youre saying that

i'm a loser because i don't want to be popular.
i'm a pansy because i dont ask every guy out.
i'm > > special because i act silly in public.
i'm nasty because i have a single zit on my face.
i'm a hippy because i'm not cool with violence.
i'm a freak because i don't dress just like you.
i'm a moron because i stand up for myself.
i'm a retard when i make a C on a test...
but a nerd when i make an A, or a B.
can i tell you something, sweetheart?

labels dont define me

I am the kid that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am thekid that people look through when I say something. I am the kid that spends most of there free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the kid that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the kid that doesn't spend all there time on MySpace, or talking to a friend nonstop on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the kid that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the kid that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the kid who knows and is proud to be who they are, doesn’t care if people call me weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express themself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a bf/gf to complete him/her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the kids who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward, Volleyballgurl09, Radr180, Linzerj

If your a fan of Fairly Odd Parents and/or Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile.

1. i need to tell you a secret.(look at #5)
2. the answer is... (look at #11)
3. don't get mad. (look at #15)
4. calm down. (look at #13)
5. first. (look at #2)
6. don't be that mad. (look at #12)
7. i just wanted to say hi lol :P
8. what i wanted to tell you is... (look at 14)
9. be patient. (look at #4)
10. this is the last time okay. (look at #7)
11. i'm not crazy. (look at #6)
12. sorry. (look at #8)
13. don't be hype. (look at #10)
14. i don't know how to say this. (look at #3)
15. you must be ticked off now. (look at #9)

If you quote along with your favourite shows and love doing that, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've seen the colours pink and green and suddenly think of Cosmo and Wanda, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are getting old and you keep on watching and loving cartoon, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an iPod with lots of Fairly Odd Parents and Danny Phantom episodes on it, copy and paste this into your profile.

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I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read,.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile.

If you have Phantom Phever and you know you do, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you freak out when you get a 91, not because of how you thought that you would do previosly, but because in Danny Phantom: Teacher of the Year Danny got a 91 on his English exam, copy and paste this into your profile.

If every time the first answer to a test is "D," you laugh silently (or out loud) because of Danny Phantom: The Ultimate Enemy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you laugh at inapropriate moments, CAPTIYP.

If you're against racism, prejuice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you hate it when people use HORRIBLE grammar in their stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If Abercrombie and Holister said it wasn't cool to breath 95 of all teens would stop breathing. If you are part of the 5 who would die laughing instead copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here! Mistieana. Cara(TheHuntress), Linzerj, iddiotic 95 precent, NoCoLover.

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If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good because unique is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, Bubble Blower, panache2005, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty., Serenity.Jones, crystalshake, KOIZUMI MICHIYO, Eeveeninja77, Linzerj,

If you can read this you are blessed because more than two billion people can't read at all:

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

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If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend hours reading, writing, or both, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. What movie/show is it? (I will quote from any cartoon, TV show, or movie I know of at random times just because I randomly feel like it.)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you're ever talked to yourself and actually answered out loud while people in the room looked at you like you had seven limbs, three unnatural (well, duh) heads, and feathers sprouting from everywhere on you, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

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If you get angry that not all of the copy-and-paste things have proper puncuation, copy and past this onto your profile.

If you are forever striving to achieve good grammar, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (all the time with my sister!)

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile. (Not yet, but I'm gonna next time I go to the mall...so basically when I'm 20)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you want the actors and celebrities of Hollywood to be smarter and better role models, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle, twinkle little star have the same tune.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal, copy this in your profile!

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. My carrot is blue! People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up a Naruto manga and know exactly which part you're at by reading one bubble. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have OGD (Obsessive Gaara Disorder). Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you laugh at someone doing an ordinary thing like combing their hair. Crazy is if you've memorized the Zelda game backwards and forwards because you've played it 5 times and helpped people play it 4 times! Crazy is if you talk to you're imaganary friends so much even your mother thinks you're insane. Crazy is when you just randomly burst out laughing during an 'akward silence' moment, then just said, "So, what's up?". If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Even when you can’t see him God is there! If you believe in God, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, Anya Urameshi, MyObsessionIsGaara,slytherinXprincessX16, XxSandVillageGirlxX, LinkFangirl01. Mistieana, Linzerj

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. SlightlyBroken (come on someone else has to have done this before too), Katerina, Gaara ish my sexeh beast, SlytherinXprincessX16, XxSandVillageGirlxX, LinkFangirl01, Mistieana, Cara(TheHuntress), Linzerj

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS! And/or if you're one of the 2 who hasn't been or drunk alcohol. (I had Champagne when I was nine but Dad wanted us to taste it for New Years. I spat it out when I tasted it, nasty stuff. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.)(no that line does not belong to me, it comes from the movie Princess Bride. If you haven't seen that movie go out right now and watch it.) LinkFangirl01. Yuk Achohol. It smells horrible ! How can people like that stuff!) Mistieana (I completly agree with LinkFangirl01. Even abbout 'The Princess Bride') Cara(TheHuntress), Linzerj (I did this for the muffins thing! And, yeah, I agree with LinkFangirl01 and Mistieana.)

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever answered a rhetorical question, copy and paste this into your profile

I want child abuse to stop. If you do to, copy and paste this into your profile

I'm bored...If you’re bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you’re hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (stupid locker!) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers, do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate

If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile

I don't understand some of the things people put on the copy and paste things, if you don't too copy this to your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this,because the in the Bible it says if you deny me,I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you think copying stuff on to your profile is stupid copy this onto your profile!

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you think that girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you plan to not loose your virginity until you are married, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are over the age of ten and still watch Cartoon Network, Disney Channel, or any other "kid" channels, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you disagree with Teletoon TDI's profile on Noah saying "He is not hot", copy this into you profile.

If you think that the producers would be freaked out over how many fans think Noah is hot, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think the producers forgot about LindsayxTyler being canon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you own a screenshot of wet hair!Noah, copy this into your profile.

If you ever considered what would happen if Izzy and Noah were dormmates, copy this into your profile.

--POST THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG!!--

Re-post this if you believe homophobia(I believe homophobia is hate or fear against homosexuals) is wrong. Please do your part to end it(Copy this and what's below).

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male

That's really depressing.. Fight for equality!! RAWR! >:O

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions.

Wisdom of Life - Quotable Quotes.

According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
Tell the truth and run.
Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.
Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate.
Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense..
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Generally, generalizations are wrong.
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.
Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.
The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?
If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.
Whatever you are, be a good one.
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.
The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.
Belief gets in the way of learning.
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.
Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we percieve reality.
If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.
A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.
Cynics are made, not born.
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

DO NOT READ THIS NEXT LITTLE PART OR YOU WILL REGRET IT DIRELY!! (Especially if you have no true profile!) :O

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Hehehehe...

U BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT
There was once a girl named Ashley who
had a boyfriend named Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.
The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack
thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLy
liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also.
Well of course she did, everyone did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Courtney tried to steal Jack away
everytime she had a chance to. One day,
Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to
go to the movies. Ashley heard
everything...what movie theatre and what time.

Ashley approached the movies that night and
followed Jack and Courtney.
Ashley sat right behind them. She watched them
get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it
on in the theatre. Courtney told jack "Do you want to come to my
place and skip this boring movie?" He replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window. Jack and her
were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't there. For the next few
days Ashley wasn't there. A week later her mother found her in
her closet dead... she commited suicide because she had loved
Jack so much. Next to ashley's dead body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you
at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to
watch you. I never thought you would do something like this to me. I really
loved you jack. I died for you just like Jesus died for us.

Always with you,

Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will haunt you and try
to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney.

(Can't say I didn't warn ya...)

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
You love video games.
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 15

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 17

Helpful Advice: A mouse trap placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Every day, thousands of animals are abandoned, abused, and even killed. Cats get injuries like Brightheart's; scars and injuries, and no love at all. Some lose body parts, and others just lose hope. They can't speak out for themselves, but we can. Please help save the animals from being abused. Copy and paste this message if you want animal abuse to stop.

Animals are on the brink of extintion everywhere. Some are hunted away, and otehrs are losing their hmes. Copy and paste this message if you want to help save the wild animals in any way you can.

You know you live in 2009 when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) You just tried to defend yourself against the computer by saying something like 'The TV doesnt have buttons anymore!'

7.) You just realized that you were defending yourself against an innanimate object

8.) Your parents can't even survive school anymore. (it is a fact that many 5th graders know geography more than their parents)

9.) You've gotten in trouble at school for sending in a report ful of cht spk typose, nd smily faces

10.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

11.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

12.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

13.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

14.) And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

15.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. Parker

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? Black

3. Your first initial? J

4. Your month of birth? February

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black

6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours. Marina

7. Your favorite number? 7

8. Do you like California or Florida more? Florida

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Uhhhhh...I wish I could meet Tara Strong...SOON!

Are you done? I dunno, you tell me.

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person. How'd ya know?

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Yep, that's me!

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. That's a lie...I'M DEPRESSED! SO WHAT!

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Already happened...I'M NOT TELLIN' WHO!

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. Um…what are you, a fortune cookie?

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend. NO, SHE'S MY SISTER, YA RETARD!!!!

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. Darn!

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person. What. A. LIE!

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
Stalker much?

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! OMG, My birthday is in February, AND IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS! YAAAAAAAY!

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you read this far, and to make YOUR profile even longer than before!!

Copy and paste THIS onto your profile if you are crazy and/or weird.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you like muffins, bagels, and/or Frosted Flakes.

If you had a panic attack when Danny and Sam kissed in 'Phantom Planet', copy and paste this to your profile!

If you've noticed that at least 1 person (Main character or extra) in ALL of Butch Hartman's shows has giant buckteeth, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you think Spongebob is gay, but you watch it if you have absolutely NOTHING else to do, copy and paste this to your profile!

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! THIS IS A RANDOM REPOST THAT EVERYONE SHOULD PUT ON THEIR PROFILE OR BOBO THE CLOWN WILL COME TO DO THE FOLLOWING...

1. Burn your house down.
2. Stalk you... in the shower.
3. Make you listen to Justin Bieber 24/7.
4. Kill your beloved teddy bear.
5. Glue you to a giraffe.
6. Lock you in a fridge.
7. Get his wife, Starla, to lesbo rape you.
8. Kill innocent puppies.
9. Make you watch him dance to Single Ladies...naked.

And finally...

10. EAT ALL YOUR COOKIES! :O

Copy and paste this in your profile if you are extremely random and you do not want a crazed clown to eat all your cookies.

If YOU are the person that sat with the kid that was alone at lunch, then your my friend.

If YOU were the person that sat alone at lunch, then your my friend

If YOU have tried your entire life to make a difference, then your my friend.

If YOU were rejected, then your my friend.

If YOU have never been the most popular, then your my friend.

If YOU are fed up with stereotypes, then your my friend.

If YOU are sick of clicks, then your my friend.

If YOU are strange, then your my friend.

Repost this to tell the others that they are not alone.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

'Lupin was wearing an odd expression as he looked at Harry. It'...-Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

...Air.

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The Fairly OddParents...obviously...

4. Without looking, guess what time it is.

9:30

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9:18...I was...kinda...sorta...not close...

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The t.v.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

A couple hours ago. Telling my sister I couldn't watch her practice her Color Guard thing cuz I had to pee...yea...

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

The rest of my profile.

9. What are you wearing?

A Peeta mellark T-shirt and striped-ed pajama pantz. YAY. PEETA!

10. Did you dream last night?

I don't really remember, but I don't think so...weird...

11. When did you last laugh?

When I was talking to my friend at school today.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Red. Paint.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Man Vs. Wild. 'Nuff sed.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Meh.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Alvin and the Chipmunks meet the wolfman.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

My school so I could demolish it...I hate school.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

My friends call me 'Poofy' cause mah hair is all puffy and what-not.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

NO. PREPPY. PEOPLE. (Or monkeys...they're the same thing anyways, right?)

19. Do you like to dance?

I would if I could.

20. George Bush.

...Yes.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Exzann. After my aunt.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Timothy... :3.

.:FIRE:.
You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.
Total: 10

.:WATER:.
You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.
Total: 0 ( Damn, that makes me seem like an ass...CUZ I AM ONE! :DDDDD)

.:EARTH:.
You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 3

.:AIR:.
You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying. (Actually, it's all the time.)
You wish you could fly.
Total: 10

.:DARKNESS:.
You spend most of your time alone
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
You don't talk much.
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.

Total: 4

.:LIGHT:.
You are very polite. (LOLNOP.)
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules.
Total: 2

IMMA TIE BETWEEN AIR AND FIRE...cool.

For all Glee fans...

1) Your favorite female character...

RACHEL. BERRY. FTW.

2) Your favorite male character...

I LOVE KURT HUMMEL!!!!

3) Your favorite group performance...

I CAN'T CHOOOOOOOSE!!!! D:

4) Your favorite solo...

Cough Syrup by Blaine Anderson!!!!

5) Your favorite duet...

Defying Gravity by Kurt and Rachel

6) Your favorite Rachel/Finn moment...

WHEN HE PROPOSES!!!!

7) Your favorite Sugar/Artie moment...

...Don't really know...

8) Your favorite Quinn/Puck moment...

...Don't know dat either...

9) Your favorite Sam/Mercedes moment...

When Sam tweeted that Mercedes smelled good. XD

10) Your favorite Will/Emma moment...

THE PROPOSAL!!!!

11) Your favorite Sue Sylvester moment...

That time/those times (I can't remember) when she waas being all nice to Becky.

12) A scene/moment that pissed you off...

I DON'T KNOW!!!

13) A scene/moment that made you cry...

When Kurt sang Blaine a song cuz dey were fighting about Chandler texting Kurt. ;.;

14) A scene/moment that made you happy...

When Kurt and Blaiene made up in Mrs. Pillsbury's office!

15) The couple you ship the most...

Well...from the above 2 questions, I'm pretty sure you can see that I LOOOOOOVE KLAINE!!!!!!!!!!!!

16) Your favorite episode...

You're making me choose one?

17) Your least favorite episode...

Again, you're making me choose?

18) Your least favorite character...

Dat Washington chick dat coaches swim team.

19) Your least favorite performance...

None! :D They're all amazing!

20) Your favorite quote...

"You can still dance in my dreams, Quinn. And you and fly and breathe fire." -Brittany. XD

21) Your favorite guest star...

RICKY. FREAKIN'. MARTIN.

22) Your least favorite guest star...

I dunno.

23) The character you relate to the most...

Rachel Berry...XD

24) The character you would like to see more of...

KURT. DEY NEED EVEN MORE KURT.

25) Something that happened you wish hadn't...

Sebastian slushie-ing Blaine.

26) Something that hadn't happened but you wish did...

Kurt and Blaine kissing when dey made up.

27) Your idea for a love triangle...

Joe-Quinn-Puck

28) Your idea for a future Glee character...

Finn and Rachel's baby!

29) If you could create a character for you to be, who would it be?

The girl that Kurt would leave Blaine and not be gay anymore for!!!! j/k XD

30) Your idea for a future Glee performance...

I don't know...

31) Your favorite Brittany/Santana moment?

IDK...

32) And last but not least...YOUR FAVORITE KURT/BLAINE MOMENT?

ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!! ALL OF THE KLAINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Pick the month you were born on...

1 (Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) - I ran shirtless with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)- I robbed
7 (July) - I kissed
8 (Aug) - I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - I hugged
11 (Nov) - I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 - a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 - the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 - a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 - yo momma
24 - a Mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - a condom
27 - a gangsta
28 - Paris Hilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 - my lover

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...

White - because im sexy like that
Black - because I love weed
Pink - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because im good in bed
brown - because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because im gay
Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs
Other - because im retarded
Green -because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because i still love him
RED- because the gummy bears made me
blue - because i like shoelaces
Tye dye - because Im a fucking scuba diver
graphic - because I am crazy like that
none - because i have a killer six pack!!

I got : I ran shirtless with a hobo because im gay...O.o

01. You’re currently confused about someone’s feelings for you.
02. You have been in a serious relationship before.
03. You own an iPod of some sort.
04. You do not like your sibling’s girlfriend/boyfriend.
05. You drink too much alcohol.
06. You have been to the Olive Garden.
07 You have taken medicine of some sort this week.
08. It is really cold in your house right now.
09. You are extremely dependent on others.
10. You do not like to express your feelings in front of others.
11. You ate a lot of food today.
12. It doesn’t take much for you to cry.
13. People consider you a sappy sort of person.
14. Someone in your family is rich.
15. You have been to Disney World or Disneyland before.
16. You hate when people constantly talk about themselves.
17. You are a good listener, but you hate complainers.
18. Someone has called you for a serious medical emergency before.
19. You have had a serious surgery.
20. Your house has a spare bedroom.
21. Your house is old.
22. You have at least one cousin under the age of three.
23. You have never held a baby before.
24. You can't handle toddlers.
25. You have a painting in your room.
26. You have been to Canada.
27. You have been to Mexico.
28. You love cherry flavored lollipops.
29. You celebrate Easter.
30. You observe Lent.
31. You are Catholic.
32. You do not believe in God.
33. Religion is not important to you.
35. You would rather have more sons than daughters.
36. You have more aunts than uncles.
37. You hate being too cold.
38. You currently are way more tan than everyone else.
39. You wear shoes in your house.
40. Your parents are clean freaks.
41. You are more messy than clean.
42. You are currently angry at someone.
43. Patience is so not a virtue to you.
44. Your desk is extremely clean.
45. Your bed sheets are either blue, green, black, or white.
46. When you hear " black & white " it reminds you of the song " Hot N Cold " by The Chipettes. ( or Katy Perry. )
47. You have no clue what that song is.
48. You think rap artists are completely pathetic.
49. You are glad George Bush is out of office.
50. Politics are boring to you.
51. You take a vitamin daily.
52. You feel like you are sick often.
53. You hate throwing up
54. You think it’s gross when people set food down on their desk at school with no napkin.
55. You also find it gross that people sit on top of desks.
56. You are now cringing at the thought of someone’s food where someone’s ass was.
57. You love getting bubble baths.
58. You do not like chocolate at all.
59. You are allergic to nuts.
60. You have been stung by a bee before.
61. You have been to the emergency room before for something.
62. One of your parents is 50 or older.
63. You are the baby of your immediate family.
64. You hate broccoli.
65. Cooked carrots are good, though.
66. You go on tumblr too much.
67. You are really comfortable right now.
68. You like witty t-shirts.
69. You are a major fan of underground bands.
70. You have been on an airplane before.
71. You are not afraid of heights
72. You consider yourself paranoid.
73. You have had a panic attack/ breakdown before.
74. The thought of being old and alone bothers you.
75. You would choose the elderly over children.
76. You feel like you’re living in the wrong decade.
77. You have smoked weed before.
78. You think it’s way too cold outside right now
79. You love the thought of sleeping in tomorrow morning.
80 You would rather go to bed early and get up early.
81. You feel like the early bird catches the worm.
82. You are a big breakfast eater.
83. You are currently suffering from the common cold.
84. You are craving something salty.
85. You have been in a car today.
86. There is something plugged in near you.
87. You have heard of the TV show " Private Practice ".
88. You do not like medical television shows.
89. You prefer horror to comedies.
90. You adore Leo & Kate.
91. You think high-waisted pants look good.
92. You hate cheesy movies.
93. You enjoy camping out.
94. Bugs don’t bother you.
95. You do well in school without trying.
96. You are extremely jealous of someone currently
97. You feel like you have changed a lot from 2010-2012.
98. You like energy drinks.
99. You like italics.
100. You know the entire script of Mean Girls.

GLEE QUIZ!

The first character I fell in love with: Kurt!

The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Sue

The character everyone else loves that I don't: Puck

The character I used to love but not any more: ...Puck

The character I'd slap: Sebastian

A ship I love: KLAINE!

A ship I hate: Faberry!

My three favorite characters: Kurt, Rachel, and Blaine

My three least favorite characters: Karofsky, Sebastian and Washington

Character I'm most like: Rachel

My favorite guest star: Ricky Martin

Favorite group performance: You're kidding me? That's IMPOSSIBLE to choose!

My favorite duets: Defying Gravity, Baby It's Cold Outside and Let It Snow.

My favorite solos: I DON'T KNOW!!!!

My favorite episodes: Can't choose! XD SO MANY!!!!!!!!!

Alejandro:

(X) You're Latino

(X) You're manipulative

(X) You're evil (XD)

( ) You fall for King/Queen Bees

( ) You've been severely burned/injured

(X) You have an annoying brother/sister

(X) You speak more than one language (Some...XD)

Total: 5

Beth:

(X)You are a wannabe at sometimes

(X) You have a best friend

(X) You wear/used to wear braces (Well, I'm getting them)

(X) Singing is one of your hobbies

(X) You easily fall for the eye candy

(X) One of your favorites colors is pink

( ) You work on a farm

Total: 6

Bridgette:

( ) You surf

( ) You're a vegetarian

( ) You care about the environment/Mother Nature

(X) Animal Cruelty is wrong to you

(X) You usually wear your hair in a ponytail

(X) You have a boyfriend/girlfriend

You get along with everybody

Everything should be natural to you

Total: 3

Cody:

(X) You love technology

(X) Most of the time you flirt and hit on girls/guys

(X) You are a quick healer

( ) You easily get sun burn

( ) You have a gap between your front teeth (The opposite acually...)

( ) A poor diet scares you

( ) You play the keyboard

(X) BBQ Chips is the King of all Chip Flavors to you

Total: 4

Courtney:

( ) You are/were a CIT

(X) You want everything right

(X) You get mad easily

( ) Everything is important to you

( ) You are/were on the Student Council

(X) Everything turns out wrong for you

( ) You fall for the delinquents/criminals

(X) You've once been out of a game/challenge unfairly

Count: 4

DJ

(X) You love animals

( ) Everybody loves you

( ) You've been raised right

( ) Everybody is your friend

( ) You are happy most of the time (MOST, not all)

( ) You never get mad

(X) You get scared easily

(X) Group hugs are cuddly

Count: 3

Duncan:

( ) You have/had a mohawk

( ) You've been to jail/prison

(X) You love skulls and crossbones

(X) You have piercings

(X) Green is one of your favorite colors

(X) Punk is one of your favorite music genres

(X) You pick on dorks (I admit it, IMMA ASS!)

(X) You have a smug facial expression sometimes

Count: 6

Eva:

( ) You often lift weights

( ) You wear knee high socks with gym clothes

( ) You've been through anger management (...ALMOST got put in...ALMOST.)

(X) You are competitive

( ) You can lift anything

(X) Happiness is not your forte

( ) You often don't fall in love too easily

( ) You're never happy

Count: 2

Ezekiel:

( ) You're homeschooled

( ) You're a sexist

( ) You have/had/wear a toque

( ) You often say "eh"

( ) You wear a sweatshirt almost everyday

( ) You pick your nose often

( ) You have no friends

( ) You are pale

Count: 0

Geoff:

( ) You love parties

( ) You have the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend

( ) You often make out most of the day

( ) You wear a cowboy hat

(X) You're the youngest sibling in your family

( ) One of your nicknames is "Party Girl" or "Party Boy"

( ) You are invited to all of the parties

( ) You skateboard

Count: 1

Gwen:

(X) You're goth (Sorta...)

( ) You have highlights

( ) You wear blue lipstick

( ) You wear fishnets and black

(X) You make the first move

(X)Preppy things piss you off

(X) Annoying things irk you up

Count: 4

Harold:

(X) You can be a pervert at some times

(X) You often say "Booyah" or "Yes"

(X) You're a dork

( ) You fall in love with the ghetto girl/boy

( ) You read comics

(X) You breathe loud

(X) You get picked on most of the time

(X) You save chewed gum (Used to...xP)

Count: 6

Heather:

( )You're the Queen Bee

( ) You are/were a cheerleader

(X) You often lie about being nice sometimes

(X) You often get embarrassed

( ) Weird people make you mad

( ) You break couples up

(X) You often call people "losers"

(X) You are never trusted (ALMOST never...but people shouldn't. XD)

Count: 4

E-Scope

(X) You're crazy/psycho

You were once wanted by the police/RCMP

) You're a redhead

( ) Fire is your addiction

(X) You love acting silly

( ) You run a lot

( ) You want to be called by your nickname

( ) You've camped out in the woods

Count: 2

Justin:

( ) You're the eye candy

( )People often stare at you

( ) People faint when they see you

(X) You lie to most people

( ) Beauty is a talent to you

( ) You once/often get photo shots

( ) You don't care about anything but beauty

( ) You're gorgeous

Count: 1

Katie

(X) You have a BFFFL

(X) You have big hips, but skinny body

( ) You're pretty

( ) You're often sweet

(X) You blush easily

( ) You wear pigtails

(X) You listen to Pop Music

(X) You're skinnier than your friends

Count: 5

LeShawna:

( ) You're the ghetto girl

( ) You wear baby T's

(X) You easily get pissed off

(X) You love winning

(X) You have a great taste in style (...I guess...)

( ) You know how to dance

(X) Rap is one of your favorite music genres

( ) You often wear hoop earrings

Count: 4

Lindsay:

( )You are/were a blonde

(X) You're dumb

( ) You take Gymnastics

( ) Your boobs are big

( ) You're a "Daddy's Girl"

( ) You fall for the jocks

( ) Your eyes are blue

(X) Makeup looks pretty on you (I don't PERSONALLY think so, but people say I do)

Count: 2

Noah:

(X) You are a bookworm

(X) Your IQ is off the charts/high

(X) You're in Honors classes

(X) Sports aren't your forte

(X) You are often sarcastic/cynical/cocky

(X) You're quiet

() You've accidentally kissed someone of the same sex

(X) You don't like parties (Yep, I admit).

Count: 7

Owen:

( ) You're overweight

(X) You fart a lot (...yep...)

( ) You can burp the ABC's

( ) Everyone loves you

( ) You love adventure

(X) You're out of shape

(X) You love to eat

( ) You often say things about historic people such as Alexander the Great and David and Goliath

Count: 3

Sadie

(X) You have a BFFFL

(X) You're chubby

( ) You cry without your best friend

(X) You accidentally do things wrong

( ) You do everything with your best friend

(X) You easily cry

(X) You love to squeal

(X)You often do things wrong

Count: 6

Sierra

(X) You're a stalker (I would if I could! XD)

( ) You dye your hair

(X) You're obsessively in love

(X) You're a huge fan

( ) You have stalker parent(s)

(X) You've been unfairly out of a game

( ) You wear your hair in a braid

Count: 4

Trent:

( ) You play/played the guitar

( ) You often wear green

(X) You've been heartbroken

) Your favorite number is 9

(X) You care for the people you love

(X) You're still looking for that special someone

(X) You act weird sometimes

(X) You easily fall in love

Count: 5

Tyler:

(X) You suck at sports

( ) You often wear red

( ) You wear a head bandana

( ) You wear sweat clothes

( ) You're tall

(X) You have brown hair and brown eyes

(X) You have a fear of an animal

(X) You think you're strong when you really aren't at sometimes

Count: 4

I'M MOST LIKE NOAH! FUCK YES!

KATNISS
[x] You would do anything to protect your family.
[ ] You have good aim.
[x]You hate cats
[ ] You like to wear your hair in a braid.
[x] You find sticking to instructions tough.
[x] You aren't too fond of people in general.
[x] You hate being indebted to people.
[x] You hold grudges.
[x] You wouldn't describe yourself as a warm, friendly person
[ ] When you sing, the birds fall silent.

Total: 7

PEETA
[x] You're an artist.
[x] You love to bake. (Do microwaves count? :3)
[ ] You can decorate well.
[ ] Manipulating people comes naturally for you.
[x] You're clever.
[ ] Your favorite color is orange.
[ ] People tend to be charmed by you.
[ ] You're a fantastic liar.
[x] You're a hopeless romantic.
[ ] You have a strong sense of self.

Total: 4 (Crap...)

GALE
[x] You question everything.
[x] You're very defiant.
[x] You're spontaneous
[ ] You're a rebel with a cause.
[ ] You would do absolutely anything for justice.
[x] People would describe you as being good-looking. (But I don't belive 'em)
[x] You're very intelligent
[x] If your friend was in trouble, you'd do anything to try and help them.
[ ] You hate your Government
[ ] You don't mind providing for your family

Total: 6

PRIM
[ ] You're innocent
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[x] You adore animals.
[ ] You love helping people in need. (I'm so mean... :/ )
[ ] People seem to be fond of you.
[ ] Over time you've become quite wise.
[ ] You are nurturing.
[ ] When you're older, you want to be a doctor or a nurse.
[x] You have an older brother or sister who would do anything for you
[ ] You are very forgiving.

Total: 2

CINNA
[x] You're creative.
[x] You root for the underdog.
[x] You dress simply
[x] You stand up for your cause
[x] Your hair is simple and easily manageable (...at least the first part...)
[ ] You tend to have brilliant ideas.
[ ] You would be willing to die for a cause
[ ] You are brave.
[x] Your ideas are very 'out there' and they stand out from the rest.
[ ] You aren't like anybody you live with

Total: 6

EFFIE
[x] You're somewhat materialistic.
[ ] You've dyed your hair a wild color. (I want to.)

[x] You're somewhat naive.
[ ] You're chirpy
[ ] You're punctual and hate lateness.
[ ] Etiquette is important to you.
[ ] You're rich
[ ] You can be considered an airhead
[ ] While you may seem shallow, you have hidden depths
[ ] You hate where you work

Total: 2

HAYMITCH
[x] You're very sarcastic.
[ ] You get drunk often.
[x] People might find you condescending
[ ] Outsmarting others is a talent of yours.
[x] You're very lonely.
[x] You're very intelligent.
[x] You tell it like it is.
[x] You're dependent on something/someone.
[x] You're grumpy.
[x] You're cunning

Total: 8 ( :3 )

RUE
[x] You love music.
[x] You're small and graceful. (...I'm small...)
[x] You hum often.
[ ] You inspire others
[x] You're always hungry.
[x] People underestimate you.
[ ] You're innocent.
[x] You're smarter than you look.
[x] You're an underdog.
[x] You're a good singer ( IDK...I guess?)

Total: 8

Most: Rue and Haymitch... O.o

Second: Katniss :3

Least: Prim and Effie :/

PREP
You own a cell phone.
you own something from Abercrombie
You own something from Pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
Total : 4

GOTHIC
Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/satanist/agnostic.
Total: 8

PUNK
You can skateboard
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You hate preps
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total: 3

Geek
You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter.
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total: 4

EMO
You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence
you cry easily
you like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary
you have written a sad poem
you think emo chicks/guys are hot
Total: 6

I BE GOTH.

REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK

1. After sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking Niagra Falls.
2. You want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.
3. You cry so much for random stupid reasons.
4. You crave random crap that you don't have.
5. When someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a Wii remote down their throat.
6. When you lose at something, you scream " SCREW THIS SHIT! " and storm away.
7. You fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
8. You feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
9. You want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
10. NO white ( or khaki ) pants.
11. Remember that cute pair of undies you got? Ruined. For. Life.
12. Everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
13. When you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says " no " you want to scream in their face, and say " I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD, OKAY?!?!? ".
14. Boys are 10x more annoying.
15. Those stupid pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'happy' when they get their periods, make you annoyed as fuck.
16. Chocolate and ice cream are your BFF's.
17. Those cramps you get and you feel like you're being punched in the stomach over 10 times.
18. When you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads...5 minutes later you check. Turns out you're not done at all.
19. You don't care about anything BUT food.
20. You wish you weren't a girl.

Your age...
10 - I ate
11 - I humped
12 - I punched
13 - I danced with
14 - I partied with
15 - I jumped
16 - I kicked
17 - I popped
18 - I killed

Your favorite color...
Black - Justin Bieber
Red - Bella Swan
Pink - a zebra
Blue - my car
Purple - Rebecca Black
Green - Tinker Bell
Grey - a computer
White/Other - a loaf of bread

Your favorite food...
Pizza - because I can't dance.
Pringles - because I don't have a brain.
Burgers - BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
Chocolate - because Jimmy protested.
Anchovies - because I am cool like that.
Eggplant - because my mommy told me to.
Spaghetti - because Bubbles from The Powerpuff Girls was crying.
Chicken - because Charlie The Unicorn needed to make his snowman.

Result: I danced with Justin Bieber because Jimmy protested. (Can I add that I killed her after we were done dancing?)

(X) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. ( :P Only all the time. )
(X) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. ( XD XD XD Yeah... )
() You have run into a glass/screen door.
() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. ( :P No comment. )
(X) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. ( YUP! XD )
() You have run into a tree. ( Yes, yes, I have. )
(X) It IS possible to lick your elbow. ( It is? )
(X) You just tried to lick your elbow. ( It's actually possible! :D )
(X) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm. (... They do? )
(X) You just tried to sing them. ( LOL, yeah. )
(X) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. ( :P Doesn't everyone? )
(X) You have choked on your own spit.
() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. ( What's the Matrix? )
(X) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice. ( Wait, what? )
(X) You just looked at it. ( Yup. )
() Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.
(X) People have called you slow. ( :P )
(X) You have accidentally caught something on fire. (Word to the wise: Dairy Queen bags ARE flammable.)
(X) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
(X) You have caught yourself drooling.
(X) You’ve fallen asleep in class. ( Only once. )
() If someone says “fart” you laugh.
() You just laughed.
(X) Sometimes you just stop thinking.
(X) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about. ( LOL, yeah... :P )
(X) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you.
(X) You are often told to use your “inside voice”. ( :P Yup. )
(X) You use your fingers to do simple math. ( I'm not a math person. )
() You have eaten a bug.
(X) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
(X) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
(X) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc. ( :P My pencil. )
(X) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you. ( Uh... wha? )
() You break a lot of things.
() Your friends know not to use big words around you.
(X) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused.
(X) You have fallen out of your chair before.
(X) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.


Fave T.V. quotes:

Danny Phantom:

Kitty: Lemme get this straight. Johnny and Skulker just took off for Amity Park to blow off steam because Ember and me had a fight with them?
Bertrand: What do you expect?! You told Johnny his bike wasn't as important as you were. And (turns to Ember) you told Skulker he was a lousy hunter.
Ember: He is! He can't even find the TV remote!

Danny: Why are dreams so important?
Nocturn: Ask the ghost boy who dreams of the goth girl
Danny: Aw man, that was private...

Danny: Bye Vlad! And as a lonely single man in your 40's, might I suggest internet dating? Or a cat!

Jazz: Danny, I don't know why you're mad at me. I'm not the one who trashed the lab blasting imaginary ghosts.
Danny: It was one ghost! And a parrot . . .
Jazz: Was it a ghost and a parrot? Or a projection of your own fears . . . and a parrot.

Danny: (Super Danny) Dueling doppelgängers! Have you lost your half of our mind?
Danny: (Fun Danny) Dude, I'm not the one wearing a bed sheet.

Sam:It's nice up here. Flying's nice. *hits billboard of Ember* Falling stinks.

Tucker: (after Danny wakes up) You passed out. We took you home. You've been asleep for four days!
Danny: Four days?!
Tucker: (laughs) Nah. It's only been a couple of hours.

Danny: (Crawls out of a pile of clothing wearing a dress)
Tucker: Whoo hoo! Take it off! (Sam glares at him) No, seriously, he should take it off. That's weird

Tucker: Hmm... I wonder how Dash would feel if he had a frog in his throat?
Danny: Or twelve, in his pants.

Poindexter: You're the bully from where I'm standing.
Danny: Floating.
Poindexter: Floating.

Maddie: Danny this is becoming a problem. You're constantly late getting home...
Jack: You're shirking from your chores...
Maddie: Your grades are slipping...
Jack: You're shirking from your chores...
Danny: You already said chores.
Jack: I know, but when you don't do 'em, I get stuck with 'em.

*Dash pulls his underpants out from his jacket and shoves it in Danny's face* Tucker:I don't know what's scarier, the underpants, or the fact that he carries them around in his coat.

Super Danny: This looks a job for... THE VACCUM CLEANER!!

Tucker: You really should listen to me, you know. I'm handsome, I'm smart, I have a kickin' hat!...

Danny: Great, now I'm crushed by space and guilt. ... Listen Jack- Cool, I just call my dad by his first name!

Danny: You are one crazed up Fruitloop.

Maddie: And boys, she's single! Jazz: Mom!

Fairly OddParents:

Timmy:Boring conversation. Can't focus.

*to Dad* "No amount of therapy will ever make this moment okay."

*to Tootie* "It'll be our little secret... of LOOOOOOVE!"

Timmy*using Wanda's voice* "Cosmo you idiot!...you dumbbell?...I should've married the monkey?"

Chester: "Where did you get this stuff?" Timmy: "Internet. Uhhm, inheritance. I inherited the internet."

Timmy:"Note to self: never break up with a girl in the violent gardening tools section."

Timmy:"There's nothing sadder than opening up a new toy that comes without batteries!...Aww. They're so cute when they're not trying to kill you."

Timmy:"Cool your jets, Jorgen, okay? I already gave up Cosmo and Wanda, and I'm a full-fledged adult now. Tomorrow, I'm even buying deodorant."

Cosmo:"'We' can mean anything, we three, we the people and my favorite, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Cosmo*After Wanda says "pudding"* "She said 'pu' and then 'ding!'" *laughs hysterically*

Cosmo:"Wanda! You have some splainin' to do!"

Crocker: *While high on sugar, extremely fast* "F, F, F, F, F, A for AJ, F! And now I'm off to run a marathon! But first...FAIRY GODPARENTS! FAIRY GODPARENTS! FAIRY GODPARENTS!"

Mandie:"Its time to play Hide And Go Die!"

Vicky*Cheerleading* "Fe-fi-fo-fum, who's the girl who sucks her thumb? I am! I am! Why did I say that? 1, 2, 3, 4, I shoplift from every store!, I lie a lot, I cheat in school, I'm scared of cows, love being cruel! I pick my nose when no one looks, and wipe it on your history books!"

Wanda:"I told you, You-Doo dolls are dangerous. *goes under yoodoo spell* But what the heck do I know? In fact, poof up a whole big box full of You-Doo dolls! And let's wish up more pudding for Cosmo! I'm a nag! Let's do the Nag Dance! *singing and dancing* You nag it to the left, You nag it to the right, I love to nag my husband all day and night!"

Timmy: Hey! Stop hurting my mom and ruining my day... and hurting my mom!

Mr. Turner: Turner 1, this is Turner 2. Where are you Turner 2?! Why won't I answer?!

Timmy: If I don't make it out of this...Tell my dad... [Cosmo and Wanda nod] ...he's weird.

General: Mr. President, you almost caused a nuclear war! What are you going to do next? Mr. President: I'm going to Escalator Land!

The President:When do we get to the ride? Mr. Turner:This IS the ride! Both:Yipee!!

Jorgen: La la la, lee lee lee, I'm a silly pink bunny, I'm so cute, yes it's true, I will shake my tail for you!

Cosmo: OH! I'm lost, I'm lost, I brushed and then I flossed and now I'm lost!!!!

Wanda: Normally I don't encourage violence, but KICK HIS SQUARE LITTLE BUTT, SWEETIE!

Wanda:I said 'Sweeter', not 'Sweatier'. Cosmo:Really, I thought you said 'Dip your sweaty socks in Timmy's lemonade'!

Gary: I SWEAR BY ALL THAT IS...corn? I SWEAR BY ALL THAT IS COOL!

Timmy: Why are we yelling? Cosmo: Yelling is supposded to help me remember things! GREEN IS A COLOR!

Jimmy Timmy Power Hour:

[Jimmy & Timmy shake each other's hands between universes]Jimmy Neutron:"Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius."Timmy Turner:"Timmy Turner... Boy."

"Hi. I'm Timmy. I have a short attention span and..." [walks away]

Jimmy:WAIT! STOP! Don't you...uh...what's the word? Timmy:Understand. Jimmy:Understand, none of this was the villian's fault, we programmed him! Me and Tommy! Timmy:Timmy. Jimmy:Becky.

Cindy:Say it again. Jimmy:You're smarter than me. Cindy:Again! Jimmy:You're smarter than me. Cindy:No, say it again! Jimmy:Heh! Touch the pretty girl! Cindy:OK, give him his brain back!

Cindy:Timmy, you said there was nothing to worry about! Timmy*Says very quickly*What's worried? I'm not worried! Do I look worried?!?!?! *eye twitches*

Cindy:Now, Which one of you boys wants to buy me a chocolate shake? A.J.:I do! Chester:I do! But I can't afford it!

Jimmy:THE BIG TRUCK IS GUNNA EATS THE LITTLE TRUCKS!!!!!!

Timmy:Cosmo, you idiot! Sorry, force of habit, JIMMY, YOU IDIOT!!!!

Cindy:Look, we know he's big, we know he has superpowers, and we know he has weapons... Cosmo:And look, here's the sun, and he's smiling! Cindy:What we have to do is trick him into adapting away those three things. Agreed Jimmy? Jimmy:Huh huh, you're all pretty and stuff... Cindy:Close enough, *giggles* He called me pretty!

Jimmy:Cindy? He's coming to see Cindy?!?! Sheen:Hey Jimmy, WAIT UP!!!! Carl:YEAH! We wanna watch the violence!!!!

Timmy:Neutron? I was just coming to see Cindy! Jimmy:Not if I see her first! Timmy:What? Hey! Jimmy:Give it up Incisor Boy, Cindy likes me best! Timmy:No way Brainzilla, I'm Cindy's love puppet!

Cosmo:Look! they're flying AND hitting each other! Oh, that looks like fun! Wanda*hits Cosmo* Hey, you're right, it is!

Jimmy*gets poofed into Crimson Chin comic book* I'll never understand how you do that. Timmy:And I'll never tell you.

A.J.: What?!?! 24th century Timmy is blowing me off?!?! That means I'm even LESS popular NOW than I was back then!!!! Chester:I'm not gonna lose my best friend to some fudge-headed, whippy-dip!!!!

Timmy:Oh no! My laser's out of juice! Sheen:You can do it, New Jimmy! Use your giant beaver teeth!

*Jimmy comes up on Goddard's screen, Sheen sees that Timmy isn't Jimmy* Sheen:But I thought that...? Carl:He's not...? Sheen:EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!!!!

Timmy:I'll just stand over here and make sure Cindy's O.K. *moves* You O.K? Cindy*giggles* uh-huh. Sheen:GOOD WORK, TIMMY!!!!

Jimmy:Come on, Turner, take my hand. Timmy:Uhhhh...I'm kinda afraid of intemacy...

Jimmy:This isn't your lab. Timmy:Yes, it is. Jimmy:Then why are there pictures of your teacher everywhere? Timmy:Because...I love to learn? Sheen:Does that explain the picture of you with a dart in it? And that sign that says 'I hate Timmy?' Timmy:Uhhhh...I have low self-esteem? Sheen:ME TOO! *throws dart* Cindy:OW! A few minutes later... Sheen:I just remembered! I don't have low self-esteem...I HAVE LOW BLOOD SUGAR!!!!!!!*falls on face*

Crocker*just woke up* What's that??? *weird noises* Must have been a dream...ABOUT FAIRIES!!!! *falls back asleep* I've got you cornered, Turner! NO MOTHER, NOT THE TINY PANTS!!!!

Libby:We're DOOMED!!!! Calamitous is mega-powerful, and the only two people who can stop him are TOAST!!!! WHYYYY!?!?!?!?! *everyone starts to cry* Jimmy:Actually, we're snails. Timmy:But the french eat us with toast!

Cindy:Oh, you can bet they won't ignore me! I'm like catnip to those boys! Sheen:THEY POOP ON YOU IN A BOX?!?!?!?!?!?

All That:

Lather, rinse, maim.

Eenie...

Meenie...

Mynee...

...soup

After you blow out your birthday candles, if someone asks you what you wished for, it is rude to say 'I wish you were a giant piece of ham so I could poke you with my fork!'

It's a bad idea to cover your head in honey, stick it in a beehive, and shout 'Here bees, feast on my sweet head!'

If you like wearing a shirt that says 'I'm extremely stupid', well then, your extremely stupid...

To milk cow:

- Kiss cow

- Grab udder

- Yank

PowerPuff Girls:

Buttercup:Can't you abacus a little faster!?!? Blossom:aba-kiss my butt!

Invader Zim:

Gir, I think: I luv pie, pie is good, pie is your friend. Pudding is also good, so when you combine them...you get THE MASTER OF EVERYTHING!

Gaz: "Dib drank the last soda...He. Will. Paaaay!"

Avatar:

Sokka: Drink cactus juice, it'll quench ya! Nothing's quenchier! It's the quenchiest!

Villager: Aunt Wu reads from the clouds whether or not our village will be destroyed by the volcano. Aang: Hey, that cloud looks like a fluffy bunny! Villager: You'd better hope that's not it. The fluffy bunny cloud symbolizes death and destruction. Sokka: Can you even hear yourself?

Toph: I am the greatest earthbender ever, and don't you two dunderheads ever forget it!

Toph: I am not Toph, I am Melon Lord! Mwahahahaha!

Sokka: AAPA ATE MOMO!!!!

El Tigre:

Manny: My worst nightmare is on tv... and it pre-emped wrestling!!

Rudolpho: Manny! I've been speaking with the poor, and you have not been helping them!

Total Drama:

Noah: Did I get anything out of this experience? No. It was completely and totally uneventful. Izzy: He kissed a guy! Noah: No I didn't! Izzy: Yes you did! Noah: Didn't! Izzy: Diiiiiiiiiiid! Noah: DID. NOT. Izzy: Did did did did did did-diddididdiddiddiddiddiddiddid-did! Trent: Um, I can break this tie. He totally did. *Shows EPIC Awake-A-thon Incident* Noah: I have no comment.

Izzy: Yeah right, that's what they all say. My lips did what they wanted. My lips have a mind of their own. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH, FISH CAKES! BLAH BLAH BLAH, IMMA LIAR!

Izzy: Just throwin' a few shrimps on the barbie! HEY NOAH, THAT MEANS YOU! Noah: *Glares*

Noah: *To Courtney* You're here. You lost. Get over it! *Gets hit in the head with a glass*

Noah: Cody has a tiny sausage!

Wild Grinders:

Jay Jay: Just do the trick, please.

Emo Crys: It would be criminal not to acknowledge- Jay Jay: *Poking Emo's head to emphasize his point* And then you did the TRICK. Emo Crys: *Monotone* Oh how dare you.

Emo Crys: There's no use living, really. Break my board. Just break my board and leave me for dead.

Emo Crys: NO! NOT THE MONEY! *Starts to cry* I-It's my new favorite thing!

Mad:

Spider-Minaj: I ain't sittin' down hea wit mices an' Whea's Waldo an' who want's dat ol' fish tank. I'm swingin' away like it's Pink Friday! *Shoots web and swings away*

Cops: ...Wha'd she say?

Quotes I just like:

"Shhh! I'm pointing at a kitty!"- Unknown

"Wait. So we’re a game of Sims, and we also play The Sims. What if our Sims have developed The Sims for themselves? The Sims within The Sims within The Sims. SIMCEPTION"- Unknown

"Every plan is a good plan...until it's not."- Me

"I'm so gangsta, I carry a squirtgun."-unknown

"As I laid in bed, looking up at the stars, one thought crossed my mind...WHERE THE HECK WAS THE CEILING!?" -unknown

"I need the light!"

"I don't CARE what you need"

"What if I needed life?"

"Then I'd be like 'Ha ha'!" - Me and my sister, Marina

"There is nothing to fear but fear itself...and spiders. Those things are jacked up!" -Me

So I was like "Avada Kedavra!", and then he was, like, dead. - Unknown

*Talking about people we like with Noah and Cody other than each other* "It burns to think of them with a girl, but for Noah, I'd have to choose Izzy."

"That'd be an interesting pairing. It'd be her swinging on a vine, carrying Noah by his collar, and he'd be like 'AAAAHHHHHHHHH-BOOK. *Mimes reading a book*" -Me and my friend Abby/lilmonkey13

"Okay, your pizza's in the oven."

*Not sure if she's talking about microwave oven or oven oven*"Which oven?"

"The hot one." -Me and my mom


Feel free to review on ANY of my stories!!! Oh, and you can PM me ANY TIME!!!!!

I hope I can fufill my duties to entertain you!!!!!!

B) , Jasmine ;p

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Snapshots by wolfgirlnowandforever reviews
Life with the person you love is made up of the little moments that eventually come together to make up a story. A series of Kenny/Butters oneshots that may or may not be connected.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 61,601 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 9/29/2013 - [Butters S., Kenny M.]
For the Love of Rainbow Road and Thigh Highs by rensrenegade reviews
Mario Kart turns into a drunken bet that Clyde Donovan and Craig Tucker are both unwilling to lose. Written for Uki's Secret Santa for Mark.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,969 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21
Christmas Drabbles by ellie2498 reviews
The title pretty much explains it. But they're all NoCo, except for one Coderra, but what're ya gonna do? Plus, they're super fluffy, so be ready!
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Cody, Noah - Complete
-Message Received- by toesnail reviews
Collection of South Park TEXT MESSAGES!
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 25,724 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 8/6/2014 - Craig T., Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Copernicus by Polterrgeist reviews
Danny splits, Fenton going to college and Phantom staying to fight ghosts. Life's fine until Danny comes home to find an abused ghost and a family in need of repair. Oneshot, Danny P and Danny F, not Pitch Pearl.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,919 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Danny F. - Complete
(Para)Normal Activity by SuspiciousFlashlight reviews
As kids, we just thought everyone accidentally sent things into another dimension, broke their alarm clocks when they woke up, saw the future and died repeatedly. We just thought that was how it was. ((au where the boys all have powers)) ((slash, contains bunny, style, creek and candy)) ((trans wendy / wendyll))
South Park - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M.
Dipper And Kenny Do Halloween by Draikinator reviews
It's Halloween in Gravity Falls! 17 year old Kenny McCormick and Dipper Pines are dating and go to Wendy's Halloween party, but Kenny is getting a LITTLE bit too into this whole costume thing.
Crossover - South Park & Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/7/2014 - [Kenny M., Dipper P.] Mabel P., Wendy - Complete
Gravity Park by Draikinator reviews
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Butters, Kenny and Karen are sent by their parents to spend the summer with Stan's great uncle Stan in Gravity Falls, Oregon- where they meet the other kids staying with him at the Mystery Shack, Mabel and Dipper. Demons and Cthulu are involved!
Crossover - South Park & Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,216 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Kenny M., Karen McCormick, Dipper P., Bill
To Love a Genius by Pawesome Kat reviews
To their benefit, they pioneered this new type of cross-dimensional relationship. JimmyTimmy; On Hiatus
Crossover - Fairly OddParents & Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 8/1/2014 - [Jimmy N., Timmy]
A Concert for Twenty Fingers by Craneeum reviews
My name is Noah and I'm just about twenty-one. I'm studying at McGill University in Quebec, fourth year BA. After I finish that, I might go into law, or maybe be a professor like my parents. Oh wait, silly me, you only care about the part of my life that involved kissing boys and being embarrassed on reality TV. Alright, here it is, if you insist: My manifesto of Total Drama.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 83,406 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Cody, Noah
Hi by Draikinator reviews
Absolutely pointless K2 fluff. Friend pointed out I only write tragedies, dared me to write fluff. It is terrible. what am i doing. im returning to tragedies goodbye friends i am gone
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/31/2014 - [Kyle B., Kenny M.] - Complete
Of Crimson and Water by rensrenegade reviews
Six years after the Black Friday Console Wars the boys are preparing to go on a quest to find the Crown of Inequality. Butters is given the task to guard the princess although he doesn't quite understand why that's necessary. However, a confrontation with their dear Princess Kenny helps him see the truth as well as where they stand. Slash. Lemon. Bunny.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,189 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 1/27/2014 - [Butters S., Kenny M.] - Complete
So In Love by Stuckkie reviews
DavexJohn. There's a new kid at Dave's high school, a mute kid named John, and there's just something about him. Co-written with lovemahBF. Rated M for language and sexual content.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,063 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Dave S., John E.
bite me by sickfoundation reviews
cryde thing written in craig's pov because maybe writing in first person will work better for me/ but yeah craig and clyde stay in the locker room during gym class and do things
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Clyde D., Craig T.
Blending in the Background by Reachingthestaars reviews
Nico di Angelo was just trying to get through his high school life, despite his abusive father. But, one day he is partnered with a certain Percy Jackson, and shit goes down. AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,169 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Nico A., Percy J.
Warm by Lemon Cream reviews
In the late December chill, they kept each other warm. (Crenny, oneshot, gift for Dylan SP Secret Santa 2013)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,932 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2014 - [Craig T., Kenny M.] - Complete
Operation: Beautiful by rensrenegade reviews
Takes place after "The Hobbit". Once Wendy's photo is released, "working out" becomes popular among the younger students. When Karen gets in the crossfire, Kenny will do anything to prevent her from falling victim to what he previously thought was the best thing to happen to South Park Elemntary. He also manages to start a new trend in the process.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,284 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Kenny M., Wendy Testaburger, Mysterion, Karen McCormick - Complete
Beyond the Fence by ellie2498 reviews
"I take my seat in the back row. I shoot Noah a small but somber smile, and he returned it. I gaze around at the rest of the 'victims,' as we were always referred to on the news. Only a few of us were actually injured, me included. The rest were just dragged into this mess."
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,226 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Cody, Noah, Tyler
Baby, it's Cold Outside by Grace of Skye reviews
Dave finds John and Jake on the streets after they run away from their abusive father. He and Dirk struggle to find out the painful secrets the two boys are keeping, and balance them with their own problems - including possible romantic feelings. Is it possible to fix the broken? TWs for mentions of abuse and suicidal thoughts. DirkJake and DaveJohn. Smut in later chapters.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,989 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 10/27/2013 - John E., Dave S., Dirk S., Jake E.
Rock-A-Bye Noco by moonlitvibes reviews
Cody and Noah find that they are great as a couple... But what happens when an unexpected bundle of joy enters the equation? (This is a take on Noah Cody Mike. Expect the unexpected with these 3.)
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Cody, Noah, Mike
Guardians of Light by Nicktoonacle reviews
A story of four young heroes on their journey to prevail against the forces of the Darkness, learning the values of keeping a close friendship along the way. This story may get Grimm Brothers-fairytale dark-like at times. Not sure how else to explain that but enjoy the morbid, my friends.
Nicktoons Unite! - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,068 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012
Thankful For by Tikal Tyrant reviews
Thanksgiving is Kenny's least favorite holiday. He has to be alone and hungry while everyone else eats. Would accepting Butters' handout only confirm that Kenny is the poor piece of crap he feels he is? Obviously Butters needs to explain what this holiday is really about. Bunny Thanksgiving one-shot special!
South Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
Cup of Coffee by 1337kitsune reviews
It's the height of the 80s and aspiring filmmaker Spencer Wright is struggling to work two jobs to pay his rent. He thought things were going pretty well, boring but well...and then the famous Billy Joe Cobra had walked into the coffee shop he worked at. That was when it all began. The day his life changed in more ways than he could ever begin to imagine. EctoFeature/Film Sensation
Dude, That's My Ghost! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,155 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 7/3/2013
Sweet Voice by Tikal Tyrant reviews
Kenny is sick of the other boys teasing him about his voice. Butters tries to make him feel better, but it's not working. Fluffy Bunny one-shot!
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
Irrevocably, Irrefutably, Indisputably by redhaze03 reviews
(That title is terrible.) Bro allows his little brother, Dave, to invite his internet friend over during the summer. He comes to three conclusions during that time: John Egbert is a megane shota, Dave is overly possessive, and He himself is a bad, bad man. Luckily, not as bad as he could be.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,999 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/6/2013 - John E., Dave S., Bro - Complete
Hot Chocolate by DittoDudette reviews
NoCo AU twoshot. "Remember, Cody, it's not a good idea to upset the only person that'll ever love you." Cody has an abusive boyfriend and meets a sarcastic cynic over a cup of hot chocolate. Warnings: rated T. abuse and mentions of mature content.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,696 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Cody, Noah
William Joseph Cohen and the Ghost by FluffyFriz reviews
A fic taking place in a reverse AU, where Billy Joe Cobra is 14, Spencer Wright had died in his mid-20s. Follows the story of how the two of them meet. Based on a Tumblr post I made that had a lot of response. Apologies, this story seems halted. It may be updated some day however.
Dude, That's My Ghost! - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,556 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013
Friendship is Ghostly by Tails2323 reviews
Danny is accidently sent to Ponyville where he is caged and discriminated against for an accident. He must learn how to cooperate with the Ponies to help himself get back to his world. No OCs and mild drama. Actually bad guy OC but that's it.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,390 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Fluttershy, Danny F.
The Chatroom by Awaiting Inspiration reviews
The TDI contestants are given a chatroom, where chaos insures.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,552 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 12/7/2011
Life, Why Do You Hate Me So? by Implying Implications reviews
Now this is the story all about how Noah's life got flipped-turned upside down. And he'd like to take a minute to tell you how several fellow contestants fell in love with him and drove him insane. Parody of Noah pairings and harem plots. Contains Nizzy, NoCo, Nourtney, Nawn, Neather, Notie, Nosay, Nidgette, and Nova. Will Noah survive this ordeal or end up picking someone?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,448 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Noah
Some Dieting by Donkerblauw Fluweel reviews
Clyde decides to finally do something about being the fattest kid next to Cartman. But things get out of hand, and of course, Craig notices Cryde - One Shot -
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,366 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Clyde D., Craig T. - Complete
Dog Days by 1337kitsune reviews
After Spencer's destanking Randy and the others thought things would go back to normal, well, as normal as things got for them, anyways. What they hadn't expected however was some stanked traits being left over... What are they supposed to do now! (Ninja Flick RandyxSpencer)
Crossover - Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja & Dude, That's My Ghost! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,533 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Randy C.
Seven Kinds of Naughty by DonGiovanni'sGhost reviews
This is just good ol' smut. Kenny and Butters run into each other at a club and the rest is pretty predictable.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Butters S., Kenny M.
Dear by Ashclaw10 reviews
All of the contestants of Total Drama mail some unpleasant and sad letters to one another. Some send them to their lost time friends from home! Some send hate letters, and some... well send some love letters! Will some actually get back together with their love because of these letters? Will some break-up because of these letter? Disclaimer - I do not own Total Drama!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Poetry - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012
Anyone and Anything At All (That's Loved By You) by Chasing Rabbits reviews
Butters never expected working late would result in anything but a few lost hours of sleep and disdain for his job. He gets a surprise when he finds a certain little someone poking around the office one night, who in turn reconnects him with Kenny McCormick. Birthday oneshot for scarlettshazam. Title from "Happiness" from You're a Good Man Charlie Brown.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,563 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Not So Naïve Anymore by FratPartyAtThePankakeFestival reviews
Everyone knows Kenny's a whore. What they don't know is that Butters is his pimp. M for the fact that the entire story basically revolves around prostitution. Butters' POV.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,302 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M.
Maybe This Time by pretense reviews
It's gotta happen sometime. Jagan Oneshots.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 60,261 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Logan, James - Complete
Craig and Clyde's Valentine's Day playlist by Demisnightingale reviews
It's Valentine's day in South Park, and Clyde made Craig a gift that he hopes he'll like. Cryde, kind of fluffy. Brief mention of Bunny.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Clyde D., Craig T. - Complete
Black Out by CuriousRuby reviews
Butters goes to spend the night at Kenny's house, but then a blackout occurs. How will their evening pan out?
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Facepalm, Faceplant, Facebook by Euregatto reviews
Owen finally convinces Noah to get a personal Facebook account to keep in touch with the other contestants of Total Drama... and Noah soon regrets it. If only he had known what spectacular amounts of chaos it would cause.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,220 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012
The Suave and the Awkward by Dream Trance reviews
Upon having his pride damaged, Danny realizes he needs to learn how to kiss, but great kissers aren't born—you need determination to take the first step, a splice of awkwardness to set the mood, and a willing participant for you to practice on. Pitch Pearl, DPxDF. Kissing scene practice; constructive criticism wanted.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,487 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Dan Phantom, Danny F.
Love and Lust by Momma-Ran reviews
Cody hides in Noah's room.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Cody, Noah - Complete
Day and Night by Momma-Ran reviews
Edd has two lovers: Kevin and Eddy. And they are as different as day and night.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Edd, Eddy, Kevin - Complete
To Live and Let Go by Chenonsisonoio reviews
Logan Mitchell had been brought up in a home where falling in love with someone of the same gender was wrong. But looking over towards the person lying next to him, he forgot all about everything that his parents drilled into his head at a young age. Because falling in love with the person that was in the same bed as him felt right. Jagan.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,152 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Logan, James - Complete
You Know You Lift Me Up Dancing by The Brat Prince reviews
He's been swept up in James's strong arms ever since, which, yeah. Logan takes it as a sign that the universe hates him and wants him to be miserable. One day, sitting on his future-therapist's three thousand dollar divan, he may just pinpoint this moment as the most humiliating of his life.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Logan, James - Complete
Noah's Reading Rainbow by YoruLuvsU reviews
Noah's bored with his new college, and Owen tells him to start his own YouTube channel with him reviewing books chosen by YOU, the viewer! And who knows, some very egoistic host might make a few additions to the channel... IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT INSIDE!
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Noah
Blaine is Blainerific by Explosivo25 reviews
A Glee parody of "Blainerific" from Total Drama World Tour! Read, enjoy, and review.
Crossover - Total Drama series & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Blaine A. - Complete
What The FanFiction? by Cereal-Killa reviews
Ever wondered what comments the characters of TDI might make on our fanfictions? Each character gets their own chapter.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 8/6/2009
The New Faces by lilmonkey13 reviews
This is a story of a few of the half-bloods who got claimed after The Last Olympian this story also starts when they get claimed. There are lots of twists, turns, some romance, and some adventure! I hope you guys will read, enjoy and review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,579 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Nico A. - Complete
Cuffs will get us to season 5 by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
The old and new cast compete for a spot in season 5! How do you get one? One word...Handcuffs.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,029 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012
Of Messes and Monopoly by ArtsySkat reviews
Oneshot in which Craig and Clyde play Monopoly, but Clyde makes a mess, which is a problem for germaphobe, Craig. Cryde, rated T for swearing.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Craig T., Clyde D. - Complete
Remember by DittoDudette reviews
"Look, I know this is going to sound crazy, but you have to listen to me Cody."...When Noah wakes up to realize no one remembers Total Drama, he immediately goes to check on his boyfriend. Now, he's traveling to extremes to get everyone to remember what happened back at Camp Wawanakwa. Even if it means sharing secrets. Slash warning. NoCo.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Noah, Cody
Truth or Dare? by lilmonkey13 reviews
OK so this story is a truth or dare day at camp half blood. Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Leo Valdez, Nico Di Angelo, Rachel Dare Travis and Conner Stoll and Piper McLean are the main people in the story, but a bunch of people from camp will show up! I don't own Percy Jackson or any of the characters or camp half-blood. This story is also complete so I won't be taking anymore idea
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,891 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Annabeth C., Leo V. - Complete
Total Drama High School by Dorkiness reviews
24 of your characters will come in to face 'High School' They will need to study, get more and more popular, and become the best that they can in this 'High School' or get kicked out. APPS OPEN. Need more guys.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Total Drama Rework by Married to the Dancer reviews
The next challenge is here, but with an odd twist! Chef has taken control, and is putting the remaining campers through disgusting military challenges! Plus, one camper seeks to make amends with a certain couple. In the end, the camper who least expects it gets eliminated, but another surprise occurs after the elimination! All of this and more on Total Drama Rework!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,577 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Because Titles Are For Losers by Codiak reviews
Yes, I know that there are multiple chat stories going on. However, this is mine! And I'm sure you'll love it like a deformed platypus. Now, enjoy, my peoples! Enjoy like cookies and milk. Oh, and this involves the DP gang. Obviously. BEING EDITED. YES, I KNOW CHAT STORIES AREN'T ALLOWED... I'M FIXING IT, THOUGH. SO NO REPORTING PLEASE KAY THANKS
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 76,004 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Danny F.
New Year's Eve by HettyBobcat reviews
There are many ways to ring in a new year and Eddy tries to convince Double-D to ring it in slightly differently. (Warning for marijuana use and the mention of sex, though no action or description.) (Kind of cute and laid back story, a little fluffy. Edd/Eddy)
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Edd, Eddy - Complete
Don't Be Stupid by WillowWitch reviews
Cody and Noah went to a party, but had an argument. Read and learn of the tragic result that followed the day after. The question now is- Will Cody be pushed to the edge when he learns the truth? Character death/Based off the ending of Corpse Party. Rated T for slightly graphic measures. Noah/Cody
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Noah, Cody - Complete
Game Night by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Noah just wanted to have a romantic night with Cody! Trent, Duncan, Harold and Geoff just wanted to play Monopoly in Noah's room and have a game night! Of course none of them can get along and Noah get get them to leave! Can we say 'Disaster?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Noah, Cody - Complete
Monopoly by DittoDudette reviews
These are some old NoCo drabbles I came across. I thought I'd share what my writing was like before I posted any official stories. Enjoy some extremely cliche drabbles. NoCo. Slash warning.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Noah, Cody - Complete
Hush Big Brother by Insert a Catchy Penname Here reviews
Hush big brother, your heart will mend. We three won't be hurt again. Hush big brother, please don't cry. We'll be alright, you were born to fly...Sequel to 'Hush little Sister'
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,286 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - James
AATC Truth or Dare by sallywatermelon reviews
The chipmunks are doing a bunch of dares, only you guys get to choose what those dares are! Hurry up and review so I can get those dares into this story, and keep them rated T please!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,951 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 2/1/2011
The Third Wheel by ellie2498 reviews
Cody feels left out :( I know it sounds lame, but it's not! At least, I hope not! NoCo one-shot, rated T for mild language and cheesy romance stuff.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Cody, Noah - Complete
Hush little Sister by Insert a Catchy Penname Here reviews
Hush little sister, don't you cry. Big brother's going to sing you your favorite lulluby. Hush little sister, don't your let tears stray. We'll be away from him one day...
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 30,249 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Katie K., Kendall - Complete
Muffin Explosion 100 Fic and Drabble Challenge by Alex Pine reviews
Prompt challenge for Muffin Explosion (Dipper x Robbie) Rated for later entries.
Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Dipper P., Robbie
Words That Define Us by A Fictitious Name reviews
One-shots and drabbles about the friendship/romance between the sarcastic bookworm and tech geek. NoCo, NoahxCody SLASH. Read and enjoy! Chp. 6 coming soon
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,731 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Noah, Cody
Stuck in the Middle With You by Chasing Rabbits reviews
After the death of Kenny's dad, Stan and Kyle return to South Park with their two sons to offer their friend support and in the process end up rediscovering themselves and their relationship. Kenny, on the other hand, is just trying to keep his own crumbling family together for as long as possible, and could definitely use some help. Style & Bunny
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,740 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Cold by ShexWasxGone reviews
Kenny helps Craig bury his dear friend Stripe. / Crenny fic/ Rated for language
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
I'm Trying by brittymarie68 reviews
One-shot. Takes place the summer before Harry's fifth year. Harry wakes up from a nightmare and finds Sirius in the kitchen, where they chat. Godfather/godson BONDING.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
It's Like That One Madonna Song by Chasing Rabbits reviews
Over the years, there has been a lot of collateral damage to Butters' mental and physical well-being because of his parents, but there is one area that Kenny will not stand to see neglected.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,130 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Sometimes, You Need A Little Friend By Your Side by iPsychic reviews
'I remember him shouting "GOOD! GO TO YOUR BEDROOM YOU DISGUSTING PIECE OF FILTH!",' Noah said in a sad tone. 'I can never get those words out of my head. As well as his face… his angry, red, glaring face. It scared me so much to know that my father, mother, siblings all seemed to hate me...' My first NoCo one-shot! Give me your feeback by reviewing C:
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Noah, Cody - Complete
Mr Smith by lilmonkey13 reviews
after the doctor has left mercy and is going to go pick up the ponds again from a few weeks break he missed London by a continent and winds up in a little town in Georgia USA and finds a school with green marked children and being the doctor must investigate.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,063 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 9/25/2012 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Big Brother, Baby Sister by BTRlover98 reviews
100 moments between Kendall and Katie.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 58 - Words: 52,696 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Kendall, Katie K.
Subtle Innuendos Follow by Chasing Rabbits reviews
Kenny hates the club scene. As it turns out, the same is not the case for South Park's resident Goody Two Shoes. There must be something inside. Bunny. Oneshot
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,906 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Summer of Crack by Spliced-up-Angel reviews
We zoom in over this lovely village that is known as summertime . The air is warm like an oven, frying up updates daily as everyone needs to be entertained...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Complete
Behind the scenes by Penguin Jinchou reviews
What if Total Drama wasn't reality TV and everybody was acting? How would our favourite cast members really act like when not in front of the camera? If you want know then you have to read to find out. Rated T just to be safe
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,036 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Gwen, Bridgette
Let Me Be Your Reason by DarkAngel10003 reviews
CxT AU fic-Cosmo and Wanda are Fairy Godparents who are looking forward to their next god child. But then they figure out that their new god kid is a lonely teen boy named Timmy who was falsely put into a...Insane Asylum! CosmoxTimmy fic, Please Review!
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 80,695 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Timmy, Cosmo
Cheerilee's Garden by Sunshine the Pony reviews
This will *hopefully* be split into chapters soon!
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,694 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Cheerilee - Complete
The Pet Store by Kankokujinpoi reviews
Clyde loves shopping. Craig hates shopping, until he finds a store he doesn't mind walking into. Cryde fluff I suppose...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Clyde D., Craig T. - Complete
Another Soulmate by scarlettshazam reviews
Wherein an embarrassing accident leads Clyde and Stan into much more than casual friendship. Styde oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,054 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Clyde D., Stan M. - Complete
Dinner Dates by paintmysmile reviews
Eddy's mother is curious, father suspicious. Still, Edd can't stop going to their house for dinner - not when nothing and no one is waiting for him at home. CPS just makes things worse. Child abuse/neglect. About family and more than one type of love.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,259 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Edd, Eddy
Girl's Don't Cry by danceswithsmurfs reviews
Clyde Donovan has a secret. It's a secret he's never been able to share with anybody, not even his best friend Craig. But when secrets and identities start becoming revealed, will this change things for Clyde? Short Cryde twoshot, enjoy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,812 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Clyde D., Craig T. - Complete
Two Halves of a Whole by Tangerine Catnip reviews
Fenton and Phantom have been forcefully split into two. With no way to rejoin again they must find a way to cope with life without the other half. Until they realize they both still need to depend on the other. Eventual Pitch Pearl, aka Danny X Phantom
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,193 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Danny F., Dan Phantom
I'm Selfish, and I'm Sorry by InspiringLight reviews
Set during the Suite Life Movie. What might have happened after Zack ruined Cody's internship with Dr. Spalding. How two brothers deal with anger and remorse. In the end, it all comes down to being family.
Suite Life series - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Zack M., Cody M. - Complete
Army of Pink Heart Balloons by OceanSunrise32 reviews
After admitting to his godparents that he wants more attention from them, Timmy's god-family learns to help him with more than just nightmares. Even with a might-be love interest. FAMILY FLUFF! Sequel to 'Lullaby', but you don't have to read it to get it.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,706 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Timmy, Wanda
Very Creepy and Very Cute by CheekyBrunette reviews
Katie's been getting creeped on by some weird kid... Carl? Coby? Creg? And, despite not really having a clue, Kendall gets his big brother on! For FootballandBTR! Sorry it took so long! sort of humorous, I suppose...
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Katie K., Kendall
It's a Known Fact by fujikawaii10346 reviews
Alternate title: Kitty Doesn't Like To Share. Due to a mishap with a spell, John is part rabbit as Bunbert, and Dave is part cat as Nyander. Bedroom shenanigans ensue. Warnings: Light BSDM, bondage, teasing, blood, ect. Part of 'Animalistic Urges' series.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,003 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Hold my Hand by Puck's Favourite Girl reviews
Zack's never been reliable and throughout the years he's broken more promises than Tipton vases. But there was always one promise he always kept. " This is a promise for forever Cody"
Suite Life series - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,085 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Cody M., Zack M. - Complete
A true boyfriend would by IluvTheChipmunks reviews
Alvin tries many ways to prove to Brittany how he is the perfect boyfriend...or at least, he TRIES to prove to her. *CGI universe. AxB Oneshot
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,309 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
SmartphOWNED by Awaiting Inspiration reviews
The Total Drama characters epic fails in texting. From awkward texts, to autocorrects, to just plain weird messages. Hey, you can even submit your own ideas!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012
Cover Girl by unpublishedWRITTER reviews
The guys are scared. They know that their sister is insecure. They know that she's vulnerable. And they know that they have to act now before it's too late. It pains them that Katie can't see that she's their Cover Girl. Based on the song Cover Girl.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,527 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Katie K., Kendall - Complete
Lullaby by OceanSunrise32 reviews
Timmy starts off with a nightmare, and Wanda comes to the rescue. The last few days of the weekend prove to the fairy family that they really do love each other more than the others can ever know. FAMILY FLUFF.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,175 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Timmy, Wanda - Complete
Super Bowl 46 by Codiak reviews
Giants vs Patriots. Anyhow, I decided to write a one-shot while watching the game. And we know how this game ended, don't we? With me in a very happy mood. Go, Big Blue!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Danny F., Tucker F. - Complete
Don't Cry Baby by Chasing Rabbits reviews
Or, How Kenny and Butters Came to Raise a Baby Together. Butters comes back to South Park after four years away at school only to find that things have changed in a very overwhelming way.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,336 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
BenXRex fanfic by Punkheart11 reviews
Just another day in the lives of Ben, Rex,...and their son Andy? More info inside. Obviously there is BenXRex fluff in there.
Crossover - Ben 10 & Generator Rex - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Ben T., Rex S. - Complete
Let me love you, Double D by Dee Rhymz reviews
Eddy shows Edd his true feelings, forcing him to confess as well.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Edd, Eddy - Complete
Say Hey! I Love You! What? by SawyerSeville19 reviews
Alvin and Brittany's siblings are already together. Now it's their turn. But how can they admit it to each other? Cartoon version. Read and review please!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Sleet by Ochiba Konpeki reviews
Kenny loves the rain. Kyle hates the snow. K2
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Around My Head by OrionsBeltloops reviews
"Normal people knock on the door of other people's houses and wait to be let in before they enter, but not me and Craig. You see, we're bros, and bros don't knock on the door. Bros just let themselves in." Warnings: ADD narration, boys kissing, Cryde.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,707 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Clyde D., Craig T. - Complete
Sick Embarrassment by Insert a Catchy Penname Here reviews
"Guys," Kendell whined. "Kendell," they all replied as one, using the same whiny voice.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Kendall - Complete
Sweet, sweet tears by Insert a Catchy Penname Here reviews
It was like he couldn't cry. Nobody would hear his sobs or understand the agony in his heart. So he curled up and lost conscienceness. Takes place after Jo leaves to New Zealand.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Kendall - Complete
Love Hurts by BGishBACK reviews
Danny knows love...even if no one can understand. It's very hard being who you are as it is. But what happens if being gay gets thrown in the mix? Pitch pearl. FentonxPhantom.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Danny F., Dan Phantom
The Bullies: Boys Like Us Don't Cry by Indigo Kzat X reviews
Danny and Timmy are the bad kids in school. Elementary school, that is. Sam doesn't seem to trust them. But, how much trouble can they actually be? Only these eight-year-old kids know...
Nicktoons Unite! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011
Poptarts and Textbooks by FHT3rdandCo reviews
A series of K2 drabbles.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,439 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
Never What You Think by Better left Unspoken reviews
What if Fenton and Phantom aren't the same person, but both were just in the wrong place at the right time? What if Phantom isn't necessarily dead? What if a certian school bully finds out? PhantomxFenton, FentonxPhantom, Pitch Pearl. Rated for language.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Danny F., Dan Phantom
How to Avoid Getting Suspended by libraluvr reviews
Dash has decided he can't possible let Danny get away with beating him up? Will he manage to get Danny kicked out of school? -Sequel to How to Piss Off Danny Fenton
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,947 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
How to Piss Off Danny Fenton by libraluvr reviews
"I don't have to know you well to know how to piss you off."- Dash is trying to piss Danny off. Can Danny take it? Or will he snap?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Salty Tears by MiserablyHappy reviews
Unfortunately, Clyde is having one of his infamous crying episodes after a fight with Craig and Token is the one who has to comfort him. He just wishes Craig would deal with the mess he's caused, so he can have his shoulder back.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Clyde D., Craig T. - Complete
Monster by PhantomPotterGirl reviews
A little insight of Danny's thoughts about why he kept fighting on when Amity Park was completely against him. Post Phantom Planet. Inspired by "Monster" by Paramore :
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
The Eyes Of A Child by oOKermitTheFrogOo reviews
Crayons. A feast to the eyes. A wonderful tool to apease the imagination. In this case, they are being gripped by the infantile fingers of Ike Broflovski. He would go to any length to make sure his artwork is delivered to its new owner. Brotherly Fluff.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Ike B., Kyle B.
Only One That Matters by Puck's Favourite Girl reviews
No one loved me. No one cared about me. No one would ever be proud of me. Zack sits crying in a tree can Cody make everything alright again? Not twincest.
Suite Life series - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Cody M., Zack M. - Complete
Not a Drop by DragonSapphire reviews
Kenny helps cure Butters' allergy. Kenny/Butters
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
Things I can't Buy by Puck's Favourite Girl reviews
Sometimes, it takes a few tears and some guilt to make you realize that money can't buy everything. Not twincest.
Suite Life series - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,239 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Cody M., Zack M. - Complete
In Each Other's Arms by Bernini reviews
Zack and Cody overhear their parents fighting, again. But this fight might be their last. How will the boys handle the news of their parent's brake-up? No twincest, just brotherly love.
Suite Life series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Zack M., Cody M. - Complete
According To You by unpublishedWRITTER reviews
Before Katie's boyfriend broke up with her, he said some pretty mean things to her. James is there to make things all better. Based off the song According To You by Orianthi. Jatie One-Shot.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2011 - James, Katie K. - Complete
Eyes by amzzz123 reviews
K2/Knky/kylexkenny/etc drable. T for... decently strong language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
The Worst Detention Ever by AnimationNut reviews
Timmy gets detention with Crocker. He's used to the mind-numbing hour of torture spent after school with his teacher, and the fights that come with it. But he never expected for detention to get so dangerous, or doing something he never thought he would do.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Timmy, Crocker - Complete
For You by Ellivia22 reviews
my version of "Rock the Kasbah" While Cody takes care of his sick brother, he learns about the sacrifice that Zack made in order to get the earrings. Zack/Cody NOT twincest! R&R.
Suite Life series - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Cody M., Zack M. - Complete
Nicktoons: The Ultimate Showdown by SOLmaster reviews
NU story. Jimmy gets a free scholarship to a boarding school for geniuses and leaves the Nicktoons to attend. But with him gone, things go bad as DarkEvil LaserPants arrives with a new evil plan that could bring the toughest challenge yet. Read & Review
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,081 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Complete
What I Was and Who I Am by lizoftheinfinite reviews
Kindergarten, then the 6/3/3 grind. You deal with each day, trying not to screw your life up, trying to get decent enough grades to escape the hellhole town you live in. You survive. Somewhere along the way, you fall in love.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Protector by Ellivia22 reviews
After a vivid nightmare, Zack analyzes his relationship with Cody and what it means to be an older brother. Zack/Cody NOT twincest! R&R
Suite Life series - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Cody M., Zack M. - Complete
The Brother I Want by Ellivia22 reviews
Zack never realized how much Cody means to him until he finds something in Cody's desk drawer. Zack/Cody NOT twincest! R&R
Suite Life series - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Cody M., Zack M. - Complete
Kid Gloves by tmcala reviews
Kenny was sure he could die in this moment and be perfectly happy. -Butters/Kenny-
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
Frozen by Ellivia22 reviews
Set right after the episode. Nurse Zack returns when he takes care of his sick brother who catches a severe case of hypothermia. Zack/Cody NOT Twincest! R&R
Suite Life series - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Cody M., Zack M. - Complete
Complete by Ellivia22 reviews
To get even in an argument, Cody uses Zack's insecurities against him. Feeling guilty hours later, Cody sneaks into Zack's room to ask for forgiveness. Zack/Cody NOT TWINCEST! R&R
Suite Life series - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Cody M., Zack M. - Complete
I'm Not Emotionless by xXCarlaLouiseXx reviews
If anything, I feel too much. Crenny. One-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete
Alvin's Lesson by sallywatermelon reviews
co-written with supersaiyin3goku. The chipettes get tired of Alvin playing tricks on them. Jeannette uses Simon's chemical kit and turns him into a girl! What is he gonna do now?
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,450 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Alvin S. - Complete
My Nerd Brother by nothingtolose18 reviews
Oneshot. Zack is out skateboarding, when he comes across a group of people trying to pick a fight with Cody. He doesn't know whether to leave him or help him .. until something happens that makes Zack see red. I rated T because it has ONE curse word lol.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Cody M., Zack M. - Complete
Liebe Und Krankheit by SekritOMG reviews
Clyde is affable and insecure; Kenny never even considered trading him sex for free shoes.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,110 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Clyde D., Kenny M. - Complete
Forts Can Be Fun by OrionsBeltloops reviews
Craig builds a fort. Clyde questions his sanity. Fluffy times ensue.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Craig T., Clyde D. - Complete
Capt BlackPants & the Pirate Toonribbean Adventure by SOLmaster reviews
fanfic series. Jimmy, Timmy, and Danny travel the seas and have many pirate adventures as they search for treasure with their favorite pirate captain, SpongeBob BlackPants. Read & Review. VACATION OF RETIREMENT PART 3 IS UP!
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 247,528 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
My Biggest Fear by Ellivia22 reviews
There is one thing I'm scared of. But I've never told Cody. Zack/Cody NOT twincest! R&R!
Suite Life series - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Cody M., Zack M. - Complete
15 Reasons To Get Rid Of Sierra by Cereal-Killa reviews
Cody tells it to you straight. Girl needs to go! :D Sierra bashing. Don't like, don't read! Some implied G/C :
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Cody - Complete
Total Drama Dare Athon! by Dark Kryptonite Wolf reviews
Here you can torture all of your favorite characters.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,458 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010
Please Stay by Yellow Sunflower reviews
"I suggest you start saying your final goodbye's, Noah." Before Noah is voted off, there's one more thing he needs to do. SPOILERS. NoCo.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Noah, Cody - Complete
Nerds of New York by Ralyena Starrling reviews
As the teens are leaving New York the plane fails and needs to be repaired. So Noah uses this as a great opportunity to take his beloved Cody out for a night in New York City!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,250 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Noah, Cody - Complete
Happy Birthday by Ellivia22 reviews
my version of "Bermuda Triangle." After their fight, Zack and Cody refused to speak to each other. In an effort to make up with his brother, Zack has a surprise for Cody. NOT twincest. R&R
Suite Life series - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Cody M., Zack M. - Complete
Us Against The World by The National Insecurity reviews
A one shot based on Christina Milian's song, 'Us Against The World'. Noah's revelations as Cody sleeps beside him on the floor of Cody's room one night. Noah x Cody. Slash.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Noah, Cody - Complete
Why Butters? by Moku reviews
Have you ever wondered why they call Leopold Stotch "Butters"? No? Neither has Kenny. But it's just like Butters to misunderstand.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,605 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Butters S., Kenny M.
Revealing Secrets by Geddan reviews
It's Truth or Dare with the campers from Total Drama Island! P.S: If you could send me some questions for the truth and some good dares. :D HOPES YOU LIKE IT! Rated T for later chapters...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/13/2010
Unicorns by DeliverUsFromEvie reviews
Mr. Crocker finally gives up his beliefs in fairies, once and for all, and instead begins to believe in... something else. is it for better or for worse?
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Crocker - Complete
A Phone Call Away by sweeteggy reviews
Think phone sex but not really. Edd/Eddy Slash. One-shot. Rated M for erotica.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Edd, Eddy - Complete
Rain by South Park Kid reviews
Butters loves the rain, Kenny loves Butters. Bunny.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Convince by Lria reviews
Kenny tries to convince Butters that he's hurt. Kenny/Butters Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
What Could Have Been by South Park Kid reviews
If there hadn't been a Pee explosion at the waterpark, Kenny/Kyle fluffiness would have surley ensued!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Death by Chocolate by Dajypop reviews
Butters loves chocolate, and nobody knows that tasty little tidbit better than Kenny.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
Charms by Tikal Tyrant reviews
After hearing several people talk about it, Butters takes a chance on a charm. Will the charm work, or will things go horribly wrong? Bunny fluff!
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Kenny M., Butters S.
Inner Child by livinglife reviews
After Ember returns with a new power Danny accidentally get's hit and turns into a toddler with ghost powers! Now Sam has to take care of him and find a cure. Can she do it before Danny drives her nuts?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,154 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
Short Shorts for Dorks by Evilkit13 reviews
Collection of Shorts for our favorite dorks. More will randomly be added. NoahxCody
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Noah, Cody - Complete
September Birthday by Tikal Tyrant reviews
Today is Butters' birthday, but it seems noone even remembered. A cute little Bunny one-shot in celebration of Butters' birthday!
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
Innocence by noodlemonsters reviews
Noah is enchanted by Cody's innocence. He finds himself along the sunny coast of the beach one day and feels his heart burst. Will this young love blossom? Warning:slash/yaoi and plenty o' fluff! CodyxNoah
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Cody, Noah - Complete
Invisible by KagomeMiroku reviews
could a fatal accident postpone the wedding?
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,733 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Noah, Cody
Summer Sucks by South Park Kid reviews
The South Park kids spending the last few days of school under and oak tree. Creek, Style, Bunny, Candy, Clebe? ClydeBebe
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Complete
Sexy Vampire by Arkadian Toad reviews
Cody’s obsessing over a song, and Noah can’t take much more! Drabble based off the song ‘Sexy Vampire' Slash, older Noah/Cody
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Noah, Cody - Complete
Edder than Jawbreakers by JicamaJig reviews
A continuation of 'Seven Minutes in Ed' by StickyLickySweets. EddyxEdd. Enjoy!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Edd, Eddy - Complete
Typing by The Last Letter reviews
Danny changes his password. Sam needs to figure out what it is in order to update files.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
The Trouble with Spiders by PimpedOutGreenEars reviews
Turns out Cody has a second fear, one that somehow lands him in Noah's bed. CodyXNoah, NOT lemon. Oneshot.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2008 - [Cody, Noah] - Complete
Basketballs and Smashed Heads by ReneyyySprouse reviews
When a new bully starts at the boy's school and chooses Cody as his main target, Cody must decide whether to risk his neck by telling Zack about what is happening to him or not. Rated T for my kick ass fight towards the end, and coz I just said ass :P
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,954 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
I See a Plane! by Youngbountygirl reviews
It is Sept. 11th and the class is watching a 9/11 movie for this day. When Danny is caught crying in class, he becomes a laughing stock until they hear his story of what happened at 9/11/01 when he lost his aunt at the World Trade Center. Before PP
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,521 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Danny F., Jazz F. - Complete
First Kiss by demongoddess120 reviews
A oneshot about those long, study nights that seemingly cause tension to rise and emotions to stir. and one night, things will rise to the surface. EddyXEdd don't like, back off :3
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Edd, Eddy - Complete
How To Catch A Shooting Star by Jewcika reviews
With you hugging me, and with the situation, I don't know whether to laugh or cry. So I do both. Kenny's POV. StanKenny. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Danny finds fanfiction by TiffanyPhantom reviews
Tucker's a techno geek right? He rules the internet, what happens if they find this site and all the DP stories on it. Pure randomness. SORRY GUYS, NO MORE CHAPTERS, NOTE THE WORD 'COMPLETE'.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
The Nicktoon Boys by Ecto-Plasmatic Authors reviews
Parody of The Powerpuff Girls movie with a Gender Switch! Professor Spongebob wanted to create the perfect little boy but added Dimensional Z to it creating three boys with universal super powers! PLEASE AND REVIEW! And no flames OR ELSE! COMPLETE!
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,945 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
In Bed With Vlad by Camfield reviews
Phantom only likes to hear 5 words in bed. Vlad isn't one of them. DPDF slash. Pitch Pearl
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Danny F., Dan Phantom - Complete
Breakdown by Suspension reviews
What happens when Drew pulls a lifethreatening prank on Cody, and Zack tries to defend his brother? Oneshot.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Complete
Brotherly Love by strawberryfinn reviews
[COMPLETE]. Cody has always seemed to be the stronger twin, but he falls apart when he thinks he's lost Zack. Oneshot.
Suite Life series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Complete
I'll Protect You by Living in a fantasy reviews
We've all seen how Zack can protect and comfort Cody, but what about Cody comforting Zack? Each chapter will be a oneshot featuring Cody helping Zack get through his problems.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Complete
Twas The Wish Before Christmas by AmandaArtiste reviews
With one week until Christmas can Timmy teach Vicky to show some holiday cheer? Maybe with a little help from Cosmo and Wanda. Wish him luck...for Tootie's sake. TimmyTootie RR
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,903 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Timmy, Tootie - Complete
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100 Drabble Challenge: Rarishy reviews
title is shitty and so is the fic probably, not gonna lie. but, as you can tell, this'll just be a bunch of cute little rarishy drabbles for your enjoyment. c:
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Rarity, Fluttershy]
I Wanna Know You reviews
When Cody starts going to his new school, he sees a strange boy...and he wants to get to know him. Worst. Summary. EVER. But the story's good...better than how I make it sound. :3 NoCo. Slash. Boy/Boy. U no like, U. NO. READ.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Cody, Noah
NoCo Searches The Interwebs reviews
Just a silly little story I came up with. Noah and Cody find some weird stuff on the internet... :3 Rated T for language. ...Sorry for the second chapter, guys. Read it and you'll see what I mean. :/ Also, I forgot to put that if you don't know what I put in that big paragraph, just PM me and I'll tell you. :Y
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Cody, Noah
DP, FOP, and TD on FB reviews
Yes, I know. Crappy title. Still working on that. But yeah. Title explains all. Rated T for cursing and slash, boy/boy.
Crossover - Fairly OddParents & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/1/2012
NoCo Drabbles reviews
Just some little drabbles about everyone's favorite Know-It-All and Tech Geek. :3 NO FLAMING.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Cody, Noah
Total Drama Hunger Games reviews
Ummm...I don't really know how to explain this...but you can see the title...so...yeah... NxC, AxH, GxB, OxI, LxT
Crossover - Total Drama series & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/23/2012
60 ways to get kicked out of WalMart! reviews
What the title says! Rated T for profanity.
Crossover - Fairly OddParents & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012
I bake bread and I know it! reviews
Just a little parody of 'Sexy and I know it' with Peeta!
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Complete
VicTORIous: Nicktoons Style! reviews
Just like my Big Time Nicktoons, but with VicTORIous!
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Victorious - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2012
Big Time Nicktoons reviews
It's just like Big Time Rush, but with the people from Fairly OddParents and Danny Phantom in their places! I hope you like!
Crossover - Fairly OddParents & Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2011
A Million Wishes reviews
It's really just lyrics I wrote down and junk cause I got bored...yea...
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Complete
Falling in love reviews
A new girl moves in across the street, and both she and Timmy fall head over heels for each other, but when other people in Timmy's life don't end up liking her, will she survive? TimmyXOC
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Timmy