Shay McSudonim
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Joined 08-20-11, id: 3181237, Profile Updated: 05-18-14
Author has written 26 stories for Invader Zim, Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화, Fairy Tales, Haruhi Suzumiya series, Harry Potter, Ouran High School Host Club, Discworld, Spirited Away, Portal, Kuroshitsuji, Buso Renkin, Misc. Games, Host, Homestuck, Gargoyles, Five Nights at Freddy´s, Lord of the Rings, Steven Universe, ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画, and Soul Eater.

Because writing fanfiction is akin to an art student repainting the works of the great masters.

Also, because it's fun.

Some might say that the internet, this site in particular, has ruined literature for everyone.

Well, I agree that it has cheapened it, but why on Earth would that be a bad thing? No longer is a work of fiction something commissioned by a patron and designed to appeal to the masses. Now, fiction can be used casually (sometimes, admittedly, without grammar) and for no other purpose than to have fun.

Point is, I like fanfiction, you like fanfiction (at least I hope you do, since you're on this site), so let's all have fun and enjoy ourselves, regardless of dissenting opinions.

My online HQ is currently on Tumblr.

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Harry Potter Becomes A Communist by HardcoreCommie reviews
Over the summer, Harry read "The Communist Manifesto". Now, he returns to Hogwarts a changed person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 69 - Words: 27,391 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30532 - Favs: 16,970 - Follows: 14,696 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 8090 - Favs: 4,727 - Follows: 2,944 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
BOOM, Headshot! by apocalypse later reviews
There was only so much M-21 could take, so far he could be pushed. The time had come. The stars were right. Tao would know exactly what had hit him, and it was a bullet. Several, in fact. Right in his smug face.
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,537 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Noblesse/노블레스
Kind of Lost In Space by Red Witch reviews
The further adventures of Zim, Dib, Gaz, Gir, Minimoose, an attention starved computer and a pig. What will they find out in space? What will happen to them? MADNESS! LOTS AND LOTS OF MADNESS!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,523 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
100 Things Crowley Would Do Before the World Ended by shewhoguards reviews
Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,286 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
In the Circle of Elemental Arms by Kryssa's flute reviews
Magic runs strong in the students of Ouran, even in one klutzy scholarship student. Epilogue: The strength of Earth and Wind shows when they face their lost Water. 'We don’t want to leave Ouran knowing that you’re not part of us anymore.'
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,643 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 1,772 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Haruhi F. - Complete
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Quatre Vingts reviews
...or "Four Scores" for those of you who want an English title. An alternate take on 20/20/20/20 mode.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,149 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Mike Schmidt
I Don't Want to Live in the Sea reviews
I made myself sad, and I'm taking all of you with me. Song Parody Fic to the tune of "I Don't Want to Live on the Moon" from Sesame Street.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/26 - Lapis L.
No Living Man of Woman Born reviews
Translation is a tricky thing. Crackfic. AU Battle of Pelennor Fields.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Gandalf, Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Snowstorm reviews
When Maka and her team must transfer to the NOT Class, they find themselves with way too much time on their hands. (Under Revision)
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 66 - Words: 216,490 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Complete
Stars and Moon
Song-parody-fic for Jason Robert Brown's "Stars and Moon" that uses way too many of the song's original words, and is one of the many many reasons that I'm going to fanfic hell. Enjoy.
Gargoyles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Complete
Witc) ( of Life
Song parody of "King of Spain" by Moxy Fruvous: "Witc) ( of Life" by Feferi Peixes. Rated T for Karkat cameo.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Feferi P. - Complete
Hogwarts Never Ends reviews
Parody-fic for Bowling for Soup's "High School Never Ends".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Complete
Where Is My Cow? reviews
Very short song-parody-crack-fic. Written because finals are stressful, and have brought to my attention how "Where Is My Cow?" has the same meter as "Don't Stop Me Now."
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Sam Vimes - Complete
My Boy reviews
Crack-fic-song-fic. Kind of twisted, but this is IZ. What were you expecting? Moving on: There are three obvious reasons to clone yourself: 1. Because you can. 2. To give yourself the 'son' you'd never otherwise have had. 3. Your health was never that great to begin with...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Dib, Prof. Membrane - Complete
Of Souls and Hosts reviews
Overly morbid crack-fic-song-fic... not intended to be taken seriously. Anyway... Human Hosts who retain their sense of self quickly learn which thoughts annoy their resident Souls... and tend to dwell on those thoughts as often as possible. The Seeker, as it turned out, was never very fond of music.
Host - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Lacey, The Seeker - Complete
I Will Survive reviews
Poem for the video game Slender, which also works as a song parody to the tune of Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive." Massive Spoilers for anyone who hasn't completed the game a few times.
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Complete
Who Needs a Secret Identity? reviews
It's been a few years since the end of the Busou Renkin Manga. Papillon is living large and loving it. However, a young man, whose entire family was killed by a Homunculus, isn't willing to let things rest. After stealing a Kakugane, and blowing the lid on the Alchemist Army's secrets, he vows to expose the butterfly-man for the monster he really is. Contains OC's and OC POV
Buso Renkin - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/7/2012 - K. Chouno - Complete
Doesn't Matter at All reviews
Parody-fic for Bonnie Tyler's rendition of "Making Love out of Nothing at all," with bookend prose to help set the scene. Not really sure how I came up with this one...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Grell S. - Complete
A Theory reviews
Very short. Very silly. Feel free to spam the reviews with other Season 5 theories/predictions.
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Noblesse/노블레스 - Complete
Don't Spend It All In One Place reviews
GLaDOS sings Welcome to the Black Parade. Formerly titled "I Want You Gone".
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Sen's Song reviews
If you don't like song parodies, then you might want to skip this one...
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Chihiro O. - Complete
The Holy Knight Song reviews
After he was catapulted unceremoniously off the side of a cliff, the Pope of the Church of Light landed with a thud and laboriously crawled across the trench he'd fallen into. He nearly collapsed in surprise as he gazed into the distance, whispering, "It's—"
Crossover - Discworld & ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,192 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Legend of Sun Knight/吾命騎士 - Complete
Not by Name reviews
Everyone in any position of authority thinks that Kyoya Ohtori is a good person. And I do mean Everyone...
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Let's Start a Trend
Alternate Universe One-shot. Tamaki POV during the final part of the first episode.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
The Arrogant Nobles reviews
There are two ways to read this thing. 1. read it as crack, as I'm more than happy to take credit for ideas that aren't mine. 2. If you want to know the method behind the madness, then you can look up the Canadian band "Arrogant Worms".
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,861 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Noblesse/노블레스 - Complete
The Four Houses reviews
Crack-Crack-Crackity-Crack-Crack-Crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Complete
Goddess of Chaos, God of Reason reviews
Bare-bones dialogue AU.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Kyon - Complete
Forms of Elegance reviews
Does anyone else think that the Nobles are very much like Tolkien's elves from "Lord of the Rings"?
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,871 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Noblesse/노블레스 - Complete
All Men are Liars
Or 'The Denouement of Mermaid Mary Sue'. Loosely inspired-by / stolen-from the stories 'Beauty and the Beast' and 'The Little Mermaid.'
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,296 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Complete
It Was All Tao's Idea reviews
Crack-fic. Author does not own Noblesse or the Song "Right Now". This is a parody, and I make no money off of it. Rated T for a morbid sense of humor. Everyone loves Rai, of course, but, for a hero, he's got a very high body-count...
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Complete
Rejected reviews
Inspired by the video game 'Globs of Doom'. I do not own IZ: Johen Vasquez does.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete