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Author has written 31 stories for Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Misc. Books, Discworld, Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Firefly, Misc. Movies, Black Books, Gravity Falls, Steven Universe, and Rick and Morty.

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cigarette diary by public enemy no. 5 reviews
how he loved an alien. —lars/amethyst
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Amethyst, Lars - Complete
Stan Squared by I'mWishingforaStarRod reviews
"When looking through my looking glass, I spied a trusted face. Alas, not to be taken for him am I. Beware, therefore, the Gemini." He was my everything; my life, my friend, my double, my brother. And I let him go. Stanley Pines FTW!
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/29/2015 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Ford
The Punishment by thepunishment reviews
Post-game. As she regains control of Aperture, GLaDOS thinks of a far better punishment for Wheatley than floating through space for eternity. After being transferred back into his old human body and let loose in the facility, Wheatley vows to help Chell escape Aperture once and for all, but GLaDOS has other plans for the pair. Wheatley/Chell
Portal - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,668 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Wheatley, Chell
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 2,228 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Rorschach's Frustration by cloudcollection reviews
Rorschach gives himself a little self love after saving a young woman from three street thugs. Solo. One shot.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Blackadder: The Pureblood Years by Ariana Deralte reviews
What if Blackadder was a wizard? Edmund Blackadder has to deal with his servant Baldrick, an incompetent Minister Fudge, Voldemort, Azkaban, and an idiot named Percy Percy. Chapter 3 up. Complete
Crossover - Harry Potter & Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,070 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 2/27/2002 - Complete
Wizards Honour by Kazza reviews
Snape is facing the most terrible threat to his bachelorhood an arranged marriage. Can Snape and his 'bride', Sinistra, avoid the trap set by their relatives and the Hogwarts ghosts? Now Alternate Universe. Not OoTP or HBPcompatible
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,244 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/31/2004 - Published: 12/9/2001 - Severus S., A. Sinistra - Complete
Summer Changes by Princessgooglyeyes reviews
Our favorite character go thru changes over the summer! Dhr RR PELASE REVEIW ME! I LVE YOU AND WILL GIVE YOU COOCKIS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/12/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
As the HPverse Turns by Morbid Fascination reviews
A convoluted version of the ancestry of Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/23/2004 - Published: 11/29/2003
A Night on the Tiles by Merrymoll reviews
Chivalry, Vetinari style, with a maid in the wrong place at the wrong time and some rooftop gallivanting. Now finished!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,598 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Complete
I Cry Now by epiphanies reviews
PercyPenelope "I let him be the first to touch my hand in a romantic way, the first to brush my lips with his own, the first to open my heart to. And I haven’t heard from him."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/26/2003
Got a MALFOY as my SEX TOY by Minerva McTabby reviews
Parody of "There's a WOCKET in my POCKET" by Dr. Seuss. A celebration of Slytherin sexuality, written in honor of the Slytherin Fuh-Q Fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Severus S., Draco M. - Complete
Screening by Alexandra Spar reviews
The movie is out; the reviews are still coming in. What does this mean for the wizarding world? What will Harry, Hermione, Ron and Draco think of it when they are sent to view it as a special assignment from Dumbledore?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,800 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/4/2002 - Published: 11/18/2001
I Was Right by Earthwalk reviews
Severus Snape's years at Hogwarts, from entrance to graduation. Not Book 5 compliant yet, if ever. Warning: Some romance with Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,846 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/4/2001 - Published: 10/17/2000 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
What Lies Beneath by D.M.P reviews
Winner of the Sept. 2001 Golden Quill Award for Drama [http:tgqa.com] An MWPP fic from Peter's POV. An in-depth look at his personality and beliefs and how it affects the choices he makes...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,180 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2000
Down By the Water by Mikata reviews
2R Duo loses Relena...Down by by the water...
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/16/2000
Why Me? -- Trevor the Toad's Story by Ophelia1 reviews
Cute and funny fic about how Neville and Trevor came to be. Please R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/20/2000
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May in December reviews
Five years have passed since Weirdmegeddon, and one summer night while Stan is watching the Mystery Shack, Wendy stumbles in from the night. (Rating may go up, Stan/(Legal)Wendy endgame)
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26 - [Grunkle Stan, Wendy]
Drifting reviews
Stanley Pines is kicked out of his house, alone for the first time in his life, he turns to treasure hunting. When that's a bust, he does what he was doing before he got kicked out hustling. When he runs into a skinny punk called Rick Sanchez, it's the start of a beautiful... no... horrible...no beautiful... well it's the start of something.
Crossover - Gravity Falls & Rick and Morty - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,733 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 8/4/2015 - [Grunkle Stan, Rick S.]
In the Bleak Mid-winter reviews
It's late December 2011, and Stan Pines is going through is regular seasonal depression, when who should arrive on his doorstep but his old friend/lover Rick Sanchez.
Crossover - Gravity Falls & Rick and Morty - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 1/5
Better than that reviews
Wrong, wrong bad bad fanfic: Lars gets deflowered by a sentient rock.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2015 - [Amethyst, Lars]
When Stan met Rick reviews
Boston 1974: Ex-boxer, salesman and occasional thief Stan Pines is down on his luck, when he sees a skinny scientist, Rick Sanchez start a bar fight, and finish it with fire. And for the first time in a long time, Stanford Pines laughs. Then runs, because the cops are coming and they might have warrant out for him.
Crossover - Gravity Falls & Rick and Morty - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,842 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 10/28/2014 - [Grunkle Stan, Rick S.]
horrible old men reviews
A ficlet in which Rick and Morty go to Gravity Falls and Rick meets someone from his past.
Crossover - Gravity Falls & Rick and Morty - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2014 - [Grunkle Stan, Rick S.] Mabel P., Morty S. - Complete
The wrong way reviews
This takes place five years after the events of series. Stan lets Wendy crash at the shack when she gets kicked out by her boyfriend...And it isn't wrong for the eighteen year old to what she wants. right? Anything is legal when there are no cops around ;)
Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,971 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 10/4/2014 - [Grunkle Stan, Wendy] Soos - Complete
StanWendy Werewolf AU reviews
What it says as the title.
Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2014 - [Grunkle Stan, Wendy] Dipper P., Mabel P. - Complete
Timelord Inglorious
Maybe he was pushed to far, maybe he wasn't? Does that excuse what he did.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/13/2014 - 6th Doctor, Perpugilliam B./Peri
Mam's boys reviews
Jim Moriarty always visits his older half brother, Bernard Black at Christmas.
Crossover - Black Books & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bernard B., J. Moriarty
No More reviews
How much can one Theta listen to Kochesi's lies? When will the breaking point be
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/3/2013
Paint it black
Withnail & I March of 1970 after the movie. Withnail visits Marwood in Manchester. He has to be invited in now and his not interested in drugs, booze or cigarettes. What's changed? Withnail is a new vampire now, he wants to share his 'gift' with Marwood.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Published: 4/9/2012
From the TARDIS's reviews
She has watched over and over again as the Doctor goes through the emotional and physical act of love with his limited humaniod companions. But she knows that she is the only one, he will ever love.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Complete
Matchmaker reviews
After some alien nonsense that Sherlock helps the Doctor with he goes to the TARDIS and meets River Tam who has stowed away. The Doctor plays an unwitting and unwilling matchmaker for two mad geniuses with violent tendencies. This could be trouble.
Crossover - Firefly & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/1/2012 - River, Sherlock H.
like cats reviews
John notices a pattern in his Sherlock's new love-life. Note: There is no serial killer near the Swedish ice hotel, I made that up.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Sherlock Holmes' literary connections reviews
John notices that only fiction books Sherlock owns are Neil Gaiman and Alan Moore. He asks. Sherlock explains. Note: Sherlock and Neil Gaiman do look a helluva lot a like, don't they?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The unborn reviews
When you are in a relationship with the doctor and things get intimate... there are consequences and not always pleasant ones. Six/Peri, Seven/Ace, Eight/Charley.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Perpugilliam B./Peri
Reaping the Whirlwind reviews
The Fourth Doctor dreams of a little girl desperately in need of of his help. And there are dire consequences when he is prevented from giving it.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - 4th Doctor, 5th Doctor
Dance with me reviews
The Doctor dances with an old companion and tells her a secret.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
The final intimacy reviews
The Doctor and Peri have been together for while. What happens when she allows him the final intimacy, when she allows him into her mind. SixPeri
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2008
Cache reviews
Tegan discovers the Doctor has a dirty secret. FiveTegan
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Dream of the King reviews
[Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell] Childermass Dreams of the Raven King. SLASH
Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Chidermass, Raven King - Complete
Ms Redruth reviews
[Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell] After the Meeting in the Old Star Inn, Ms. Redruth and Childermass talk
Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Chidermass - Complete
How it began reviews
[Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell] Long before the story starts, a pivtol meeting between Henry Lascelles and Chrisptopher Drawlight. This is slash. LacellesDrawlight
Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/7/2007 - C. Drawlight, Lascelles - Complete
Patrician vs Ninja reviews
A ninja from the Ageatan empire attempts to assasinate Vetinari.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
Lord and Master reviews
She is just sixteen. She waits for him in the darkness, in coldness of the empty room. VoldemortBellatrix
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Advisment reviews
A fanfic that takes place durning OoTp. Millicent goes to Professor Snape for career advisment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Millicent B., Severus S.
Cake reviews
Every year on his birthday Snape would get a cake from his Mother. A bit WAFFy and sad.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Dark shadows over Blandings reviews
A dark force coming to Blandings castle? What will Galahad do? what's already there? And Why are Ukridge and Corky taking a train ride? This is based on the works of P.G. Wodehouse. Chapter Two is now up! Thanks for the support!
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006
Potter Stew reviews
What did Snape do on the night of October 31, 1981? This is an explaination. Warning: Cannibalism
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
The Ring reviews
This is a little poem is third person point of veiw about the Ring and the second hobbit who laid his hands on it... you guessed it Smeagol.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2002
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